Donna went on a Hot Date!

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hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast well hello everybody welcome to my hot wife podcast and i'm here again with my wonderful husband vince hello as usual some things never change well if so then it'd be called the single wife single the ex-wife podcast yeah something like that the dating without a husband yeah i guess you could call it that. Dating without a husband. Yeah, I guess you could call it that. I still think the hot husband. Hot husband. Just not quite the level of interest, I don't think. I don't know. You haven't worn that T-shirt that Mickey got for you.

Trophy husband. It's like, oh, yeah, you got to wear that. Don't overstate the obvious. Hey, hang on. Don't illustrate street, you're asleep, what the hell she's wearing? Hold on a minute. Donna! Come here a minute, girl. Lord, have mercy. Where in the hell did you get that little blue dress? Is the hookers down by the river? They got a yard sale going on or something? I know you like the color blue.

I can tell by that 80s style eyeshadow you got on oh lord have mercy is that a roast beef sandwich you hiding up under that dress or is that your name coot lips hanging out i do like roast beef so why when it's yours again if you're on instagram that is shelly belly comedy one of her characters she does on her little instagram posts one of the few she has is donna just and of course donna's this little slut apparently so it's well she must know something something about the name i don't know something about it's just something about that name so hey so um we gave away four bottles of spunk lube yes so they uh jeff at spunk lube is i have given him the addresses of our four winners yes and they are on their way out um i saw the email so yeah that's nice cool and uh so if you are one of the people that has been told you're winner you'll be getting a bottle uh sometimes soon sometimes love to hear from you when you get it let us know what you think of the product yes we enjoy the product yes we do um very good it's uh you used it to smooth your skin after you shaved you said i used the um not the hybrid i used the silicone one i sure i didn't read i just i wanted something in the shower and it worked well it worked really good like better than shaving cream so i'm gonna try the the hybrid and see what see how that feels okay um and you've used it for other things what other things do you mean dear i don't know you told me you use it for other things.

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We're going to be running a new contest come beginning the first show of May, which is only two weeks away. We're in April. Isn't the next month of May? Yeah, wow. You know what? My mind is still in March. I'm going to be the sharpest tack of the box you're making me look good i certainly am for some reason i i was like wow may's next month already fuck well unless they changed the order no no they did not in my mind i'm still back i'm still living in March for some reason. It's May, but it identifies as August. Yes, it really does. It's like 80-degree weather.

We've had a couple of 80-degree weather days. That's kind of nuts. Swimming weather. So, again, the name of this podcast is, you know, Fixing Your Own Car.

I mean, hot wife because there are numerous elements right um and not to be a hot wife you don't have to accomplish all of them no it's whatever you want to be or practice all of them whatever well and again it's a wife thing so it's a partnership with your husband i hope yes absolutely yeah this is not the single woman well it would be more of a cuckolding show it could be but um so one of the aspects is hot dates so why don't you explain and we've done it before but we have some new listeners thank god thank Thank you all for listening anyway. We would appreciate that.

And go to hotwifedonnalyn.com to find all the places you can find Donna's outlet of pictures, videos. Just being a normal slut. Yeah, whatever. God bless you. So, Don, why don't you explain the, I'll say it this way, our definition of a hot wife. How's that? Okay. Our definition of a hot wife is we have playmates that we trust and that we have formed a relationship with, a friendship, or a trust level. Well, that's important. Of a hot wife. Oh, just a hot wife? Define hot wife.

Oh, a hot wife is just, oh, geez, you can, well, first of all of all you have sex with other people you can go out on hot dates you know without her husband um well with her husband's permission with her husband's permission that's why i was trying to build up to that in ours we have well when you say without her husband that could be if you don't have the with husband's permission kind of sounds like cheating no that's true. No, that's true. That's true. Good point. But, yes, I mean, you're not, when I go out on a hot date, you're not, you know, you're not like the third wheel.

You're not hanging out and rooting us on. My pom-poms are just out for the cleaners right now. Yeah, there you go. Stick it in, stick it in, fuck her.

I want to see you jump around and do that me too that will just be so hot yes the whole fucking fork yeah no you're lighter on your feet than that okay but um yeah the hot date is i i go out on a date and uh we come back and we have fun on the date and then we come back and have some more fun so that's that's it in a nutshell that's our definition well a hot wife also let me get into that is also that generally it's where the wife plays with somebody else even in front of me right it's not it's an element of swinging without me being it's it's we're not meeting a couple like in general we don't meet couples occasionally occasionally but it's more about you playing and and me watching you so it's more of a voyeur thing for me but it's also you know that you get to have as many playmates as you can fit in your schedule or want to play with as many holes as i can fill well you know we'll find out on the 29th yes we will um but i'm we get into this so well so the one aspect you talked about of um being a hot wife is that with, our case everybody has different rules um with somebody we know and trust that you're allowed to go out on a hot date yep okay take it from there so i went out on a hot date last well define a hot date well hot date i kind of did i said okay i go out with a playmate i don't know what you go on we go on a dinner date or whatever we want to do and then we come back and or go to his house or go to his house and have fun or we come back here and have fun whatever whatever we decided to do and that's pretty much it in a nutshell really okay so last night you went out on a hot date with a gentleman who you've played with twice on video yes yes i have and so we we trust when there's a trusting you know a lot of people like oh so your wife just goes out and plays alone not exactly no we know these people where there's a trust and a safety factor there so that has to be established number one there has to be a trust well okay let's put let's back up a little bit for me to explain to people okay um donna and my daughters are my most precious commodities in the world you fuck with them i will kill you um so i think that's abundantly clear dear well it is now um so and just because i let her play with someone or someone's does not mean there's anything less sincere about that I guess I don't know the wording I want there.

But again, the reason why I'm there when she plays, one, I'm a voyeur, but two, I'm also there to make sure she's safe. There's certain aspects of things that we don't like. You make it clear. And if guys do it, I will jump on them like white on rice. And we've never really had to do it. No, but we make it clear. We make it clear. And I am not a small man. I am not afraid to mix it up. And I, you know, again, I've seen people look at me and they get kind of intimidated. You're a pussycat. Well, you know that, but that's a different story. You are a cheat. I'm a pussy. That's true.

And sometimes I'm an asshole, apparently. Sometimes you are, but that's okay, too. That's the other end of the spectrum. Not too much further. But it's not even the whole spectrum.

The next the next house over uh it has like that little that little piece of flesh between it's the basement of that house of the pussy house uh so but uh so the people that donna gets to go on hot dates with i have to approve of first right absolutely so anyway so you got to go on a date last night with this gentleman yes i did yeah um very nice guy we enjoyed hanging out with him um you know a few times he's been here so you know when he asked if he could take you out for dinner um you had my blessings and you agreed yes i did so he showed up here and yeah i came in a nice vehicle nice vehicle it was really you know it's a little he's kind of a little bit of a car collector sort of so he has a older like older like more vintage yeah it was an older little convertible yeah it was yeah they don't make them anymore oh no he's some of his cars are you know there's probably a reason no it was fine so we went out to this nice nice restaurant you know and we had a very nice meal we had some great conversation it got a little spicy oh yeah uh we started um i had to whisper because they didn't i was hoping they'd like tuck us back so it was yeah we were talking a little naughty talk when there's like you know a couple with their oh and you put your finger in my ass and then hook it up oh dear god waiter i give parmesan cheese there's something like it's like oh you know what this ranch dressing reminds me the time you came on my face you know and if i was at the next table I'd go can I get Thousand Island dressing please I don't know if I can eat ranch now I forget what started the conversation oh he ordered a drink and then mentioned something oh the girl was describing drinks and after she left I'm like yeah I'm staying away from whiskey for a while yeah so i went into this story march 26th mickey mickey and you know and you know how drunk we got on those drinks i what what did what did she make well the first one you guys had was a old fashion old fashion that's what it was which i can't drink because it got simple syrup in it and that's just a sugar water yeah that's what it exactly and then the next one you guys proceeded to drink you had one she had two more which they are ass kickers yeah or manhattans yeah manhattan's an ass kicker i mean even me i drink two or three of them and like an hour later it's like yeah this is fine it's fine whoa yeah jesus christ yeah so yeah and we were both sick We were both sick It was not a good But I was telling him about Like how You got Mickey up on the table And ate her pussy on our kitchen table And I said, yes I did And then there's like this giant wet spot And his eyes got, he was like, really?

I was like, oh yeah And I did something apparently she hadn't had before Oh, the finger up finger up the butt no i didn't figure her ass i thought you did hung her ass i tongued her ass okay she got up to get dressed like oh i gotta get going yeah and i grabbed her hair from behind and then like was kissing her and i spun her around was kissing the back of her neck and i pulled her pants back down and bent her over the table so she was i knew she was the table. I was really drunk. And I ate her ass from behind. Good day. Good times. Good times. So we were talking about that.

Then I went into the upcoming party on the 29th. Okay. And that is, hopefully Mickey's going with us to that. Yeah, hopefully. That'll be fun. But we mentioned it before, a group we belong to that's inside of swinglifestyle.com. You can find groups that are in your area that hopefully have things of interest for you. And this is actually the same group that we took you to for your birthday party. Yeah. Where you had three doms take care of you. Oh yes. And their wives. And their wives. And counting us there's going to be ten couples and two single women. But we've talked about that before.

But anyway so you talked about that. Yeah he was interested more, I was telling him about my birthday party, about, you know, the whole St. Andrew's Cross, and, you know, being flogged, and, you know, and that whole aspect, and he was, I don't know if I'm into that, I'm like. Yeah, I can see that, he's not, he's a great guy, and he's very vanilla. In that aspect. Vanilla in the swinging world. Yeah, vanilla in the swinging world. Yeah, he's like just, you know, the rudimentary normal fucking suck. Suck, yeah, he's not the, you know, grab my nipples and swing around from them, so.

Well, I don't even like that, but. Oh, I love it. I mean. Of course you do. He's like, yeah, I'm sure you love having your balls yanked and I get my fake nails and dig them in there. Yeah, I know you love that. You have been listening. Yeah, okay. Jesus Christ. That's how she's not doing. I'm telling her. I trim my nails so I let them grow out again. But you sharpen them. And then the points, that's all the fashion now is sharp nails. I thought it was a trans woman all of a sudden.

I was getting period i'm bleeding all over me yeah it's your fake nail jabbing my nuts anyway go ahead so like before we had to like whisper this like over the you know we're at our team which kind of adds a little it's a little erotic again it's a little dirty talk that's one that's one of the aspects of lifestyle, swinging, that is still kind of erotic to me is the dirty little secret. Oh, yeah. Come on. That's awesome. I love that.

We've talked about this like when you went into – when you used to work in corporate America, you talk about it when we're in a restaurant or whatever and we're talking about something, we have to keep it quiet. And if people knew what we're talking about sometimes, I mean, and how many people inside the lifestyle that go into work on Monday, you know, hey, Betty, how was your weekend?

And, you know, just like you had to do, you know, Betty's thinking, well, I went to a house party and I had, you know, fucking five guys, you know, fucking tap me like the fucking alaska pipeline you know but did she have to sit there oh it was good we did grocery shopping we did stuff around the house yep yep yeah same old shit you know just got some chores done i needed you know i i need to be stuffed like you know boston cream donut but you know, you know. Had to have my pipes cleaned, you know. And same as, hey, Joe, how was your weekend?

Oh, my wife got the shit fucked out of her by five different guys. Bob, what? Oh, I'm just making a joke. No, I'm not. Yeah, yeah. Now, see, now, there's another aspect.

I want to get back to the topic but it's like how many in a in a relationship okay so you have a husband wife we'll call it and they both have corporate america jobs right or they have their friends how many what do you think the percentage is of men who share with their best friends what's going on versus women who share with their friends what's going on i think men share more than women with that kind of stuff i know I don't know. is of men who share with their best friends what's going on versus women who share with their friends what's going on.

I think men share more than women with that kind of stuff. Oh, I'm sure men do, sure, yeah. You do? I don't. But my friends have been aware of my photography and all that shit. For years and years and years. They've come to my photography studio and seen two, three gorgeous women walk around there naked or whatever and, you know, come up and give me big kisses when they leave and stuff. And they're like, what the fuck was that? I'm like, my life. Yeah, so for you, that's just pretty much normal. Yeah, it's not a big deal for me.

For a man, now, because we've never been shy about the lifestyle, the swinging. Right, right. Never been shy about it.

It's like, okay, yeah, my wife at one time was a stripper and yeah yeah yes i was but for the average woman i mean do you think the average woman has a girlfriend that she is like you know she's like oh i couldn't do that but it's erotic my husband let me do that but and then you know here's it you know and like she has to tell her like i think we all have to tell somebody i have no one i can tell you tell me it's like i know honey i'm there i'm right there honey like i don't like when i was in corporate america we'd have our weekends that were you know i was getting you know banged like the salvation army drum but i don't know where the bell went but whatever it's in there someplace I still think the guy with the fucking Little red kettles in there too I gotta find out little fucker I saw a poster of Walmart on the wall He's missing I never told anybody I think I might have hit it around With the one guy that I had sex with We're gonna be reflecting back on back on a bunch of old shows here.

Like, we talked about many shows ago about how dancers, everybody thinks like, oh, my God, these dancers are so fucking, they're nymphos, they're horny. And they're not. They're stuck up. You're a quote-unquote best friend, okay? Okay, yes. Who, you've got some distance between you now. She just, you know, she's got her own life.

Right, right dancing you two were thick as thieves yeah but you know um is she aware of you shooting porn and stuff i i i mentioned like only fans but she doesn't know what that is she's not computer savvy so she's no idea what i'm talking about she's lucky she remembers to breathe well she's also like not sexual anymore either she said she hasn't had sex in like 10 years let me describe this person to the listeners okay this i can't use her name this girl this woman is a little taller than you not much not much yeah you're 4 11 she might be 5 1 maybe 5 1 okay she has and she's a couple years younger than you, but she's older than me.

Yeah, she's two years younger than me. Yeah, so she's 59. Okay. She still goes to the gym last we saw her. Yeah. It's been a few years since we saw her because of, okay, and her body is just still. Yeah. It's just incredible. It's incredible. For someone 59, you know, it's just top, top. Yeah. Now, this young, this woman, I'm going to say young lady. She's not young. But she's not old. I mean, now I'm 57. She's 59. She's mature. She's in the prime of her life. Yeah, we all are here. Yes, we are. Prime here. Prime is what you make it. Yeah. Okay.

She has not been blessed, one, with intelligence. She's not one of the sharpest tacks in the box. No, there is. All the wires. I think there's one wire in a bundle. It's like one of those telephone bundles, it has like 700 fucking wires, and like two are connected. Two are connected, yeah, okay. And this girl, I keep wanting to use her name, and I'll make sure I don't. Not that anyone would know it if I used her first name, but whatever.

Her face is not i'm sorry attractive not sin ugly and under normal circumstances but she has this habit without knowing she's doing it of making these grimaces and these faces and he's just it's just like what the fuck you sit there and like that would have been like the unknown stripper she should have come out on stage with a fucking brown bag and if you don't want to talk about that you have to go back and go on youtube and type in unknown comic there's a comic that came out on stage wearing a brown paper bag on his head with the eyes and the mouth cut out and that'd been the best thing for her.

COVID only helped her with the mask. Yeah, that part. She's always grimacing.

She's always pissed off at the world she sounds she looks like she's not always sucking on a lemon but she's got one jammed up her ass with razor cuts in her asshole and but she has got it if we didn't say before she got bang and body when she was here two three years ago in the pool yeah in a bikini i was like damn if it wasn't if the face didn't scare me away and she's got a boyfriend that um has some health issues and at that time when she was here two three years ago she was saying she hadn't had sex in like eight years yeah so it's been like 10 years and i mean And it's likeouch and she used to do bachelorette bachelor parties with you and girl girl parties all the time all the time we did girl girl yeah you know i'm i don't even dare broach and ask her to say hey i never got to bounce up i didn't bounce any of the parties you did with her no no and there was another girl who we bounced parties with um or i bounced parties with with you right um who has since taken her own life right i'm talking about yes and i used to have guys come over and say do we have to pay the same price for her because she was not an attractive girl and her body wasn't great right i mean she performed she did some you know she wasn't shy right but so i always used to sit there and like okay wait these guys like i get a discount for that one um it's like thinking like what would they do with the other one i i don't know i know i didn't know that was happening yeah well sure they weren't discounting me no no they never quite clear on who they were like but anyway back to the hot date thing so you were at dinner and you're talking dirty yeah we're just you know and i would the way they had a seat i could like reach over and like kind of like rub his thigh because they couldn't see where we were.

There's another family that had, you know, kids. And I was like, oh, dear God, you got to be, you have to be discreet. Come on. We got to do that. Yeah, but that kind of adds to the excitement, doesn't it? That makes it a little trickier to be, you know. So you took your construction boot off and ran your toes up his leg? I did. I took all my construction boots. Put it up on the table? Oh, this construction boot? Started trimming my toenails, you know. You were biting them off. Now you know I can't get my toes into my mouth. Spitting them into your soup. I don't need croutons. That's carbs.

I just use toenails. It's disgusting. You're not right. Yeah, I'm not left either. Definitely not left. So that was kind of funny. It was a good dinner, too. I mean, you know, I had a carb-free dinner. Wow. I know. I had shrimp. You are a dirty girl. I am a dirty girl. No carbs. No carbs. Oh, I know. And mixed vegetables. Eat your heart out. Oh, the fiber count was incredible. Incredible. I'm getting wet just thinking about it. Get away from me with those breadsticks. I'm a bad girl. I'm a bad girl. I don't want any comfort food.

The sad part in today's world, you know, with everything, it's like, yeah, you are. Or if you take a bite of one breadstick, it's like, yeah, that's right. I took a bite. I'm filthy. I'm dirty, dirty. So I didn't have any alcohol or anything. I just wasn't in the mood to drink, so I didn't have any alcohol. Okay, that's fine. No, you don't have to. No, I just wasn't in the mood. No, that's fine. I don't need it. That wasn't what you had to be in the mood for. That's true. So we even had a cup of coffee. It was a nice leisurely. Oh, my God. I know.

Then you your walkers, and you left the restaurant, went out to the handicapped spot, the minivan opened the door, the ramp came out. It's almost like you were there. Did you hear a drone flying overhead? Oh, that's what it was.

But when I was talking about the whole story with with mickey he was like so the table got wet i was like yeah she's she's a squirter she's a squirter so he was like mesmerized by that oh he said with the party when i talked about the party goes if you ever need an escort to take you to one of these parties he goes i'm available yeah well you know that wouldn't be you know that's a possibility not this party not this party you might be a little bit like what they're not really that wild well if you're someone who is not has not been exposed to the BDSM slash power exchange world I mean I'm not into it into it, and I watch the shit going on, and I'm like, fuck, no.

And I've seen that shit a thousand times, but still, every time I see it, it's like, fuck, no. If someone gets that little fucking spur thing and runs it up my body, I'm breaking teeth. It probably wouldn't hurt me. I mean, I know that because... It feels kind of good.

I guess, I don't know, but whatever guess i don't know whatever it's flogging like you have to someone who knows what they're doing i mean you just i have flog lights on my car shut up the thing is like these these people are more trained they're educated like it's not like somebody just comes out with a freaking whip or a flogger and just starts beating the shit out of you no this is this is done with precision these people are trained especially when we went to exotic i was talking about that and i was putting that spanking bench and the guy was you know i mean he had some technique with the wrist rolling it and like he could actually massage your back with the flogger then he came up like between my crotch and i snapped it i was like whoa that was a little bit much but it was not it was it was just enough to wake you up again so is that what i gotta do when you're far asleep in the house yeah just get your flogger out go get your flogger and just smack your snatch yes smack my snatch snatch my smack whatever but uh all right these people are trained it's like i don't want people to think that you just oh you just go around you beat people up it's not about that at all and see that's why i don't want it then you know i just want to bloody people up that's a whole other thing and it's like i i explained to him like the first time when i went in the training when i was with my my top and i had to ritualish and that was not much of a a training.

It was a start. It was an introduction. Yeah, you actually need to, according to him, go back numerous more times. I think you would like that. Yeah, I think there's a little, you know, I think it's a little more to it than that. But I think it's, yeah, it's like, well, yeah, it's less than one of 7,000. Less than one. Oh, I know, but I'm not hardcore about it. It's fun to dabble in it. You say so. We were talking like over dinner that he's like, you know, there's something either you're into or not. And I'm like, that's not true. I'm a dabbler.

I just stick my finger and my toes into the BDSM pool, and then when it's not what I want, I get out. Again, I want to finish up the hot day thing, but we'll go back to, you had mentioned even when we talked about your birthday party, like you had achieved a little bit more of a, I'll call it a higher plane. Like the pain, like what they had done to you had made you, again, because your one sensory was taken away, your eyes were taken away.

So, so you know and i've seen that with people i photographed who are being tied up and stuff by oh yeah expert you know that somehow i can't speak to it i'm not trying to but um somehow i mean i can meditate and do some neat things, but I guess it's the same thing where you can go to a different level, a different plane. And, I mean, I watched a girl who was tied up, was a suspension. No one touched her sexually in any way.

She was just tied up in this fucking, like, rope basket that was just her and it was just hanging from a rafter in the basement right no one touched her she was sitting there orgasm after orgasm after orgasm and just dripping on the floor yeah if it wasn't the basement floor i'd been licking it up but anyway um yeah that's a lot yeah but um but you know And again, she said, you know, she wasn't even aware. I mean, all she said, she was like in this little ozone layer and just felt nothing but pleasure. And he had to somehow like slowly wake her up out of it.

And as he untied her and stuff like that, again, there's more to it than I can speak to, but yeah, that's a difference between difference being you know being just tied up by somebody who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing and somebody who's a professionally i mean educated and know how to do it properly yeah and is is well informed and it is yeah see i got turned off by it when what i i wanted to try it one time i didn't tell you about this and this guy came in he's wearing a cowboy hat and chaps gave me he fucking quick threw me down tied me up and put his hands up in the air it's like wait a minute then there's some guy in like a clown suit fucking trying to get me to chase him around the room it was like what the fuck it's like what kind of bondage is this did they come out with a, but the clown jumped in like a barrel and all I did is I got pissed off and I ran at the barrel.

I think you went to the wrong party. That's what I think. I think you got invited to the wrong party. That could have been it. That probably was it.

Okay, so back to so back to your dinner sorry well one more thing like like my experience with the the bdsm is a little different than the girl that got tied up like sure yeah definitely yeah but with me it's like my experience was the people were like oh you're just in the paint no no no i because i was like such a workout fanatic that that burn that you get when you're like yo you go for the burn when you get that and your muscles are fatigued and there's a release of endorphins that's what i'm going going for i guess that's the sensation i'm going for and that when people are putting quote pain you know it's it's equivalent for me i'm going for that orgasm that high you get when you get that orgasm but this is a type of high it's a different one but it's the only one i want to see orgasm i don't want to have someone beat me take it to an orgasm i just want to go right to the orgasm anyway go ahead back to your date okay so we're going back and forth with that i was you, you know, talking to him about my experience of, you know, the whole BDSM stuff.

So we're, but we're trying to like whisper this and he kept saying, what do you say? I can't hear you. I'm like, am I speaking? So he had this fist in my ass. Exactly. You know, people the next day with their baby would be like, what? And the guy next day was like, you too? So like we were whispering back and forth, you know. Reverend, how are you? Take that fist out of your ass. But so then we came back. Donna! Come on, I'm trying to get through this goddamn thing. So when we were done, you know, we came back here and went upstairs into the bedroom and had some more fun.

Well, yeah, it was probably more fun than the dinner. Not that dinner wasn't fun, but... Well, actually, the dinner was more teasing, you know, more tantalizing because you're talking about things. You have to be quiet. Like you said, there's definitely a tease there. It was very tantalizing. If you're doing right, sure. Oh, sure. You know? We didn't talk about normal things, too, but then we got on to the whole thing about the party and, you know, BSM and being tied up. Yeah. You know, that whole chestnut. That old chestnut, yeah.

So then I brought him home here and took him up to our bedroom and had some more fun, you know? We started out doing the kissing. And the weird thing is, it's like. You're looking for the red lights? Like, where the hell's the cameras? No. Yeah, that was a little bit weird. But it was almost like that because he's like, hey, like, you know, you just would stop and be like, okay, move to the edge of the bed. I'm like, okay, what do you want to do? And he goes, you know, when we shoot next time, he goes, I want to pick you up. Okay, let's stop there. Let's stop there for a second.

But see, one of the bed i'm like okay what do you want to do and he goes you know when we shoot next time because i want to okay let's stop there let's stop there for a second see one of the reasons that like i had told him he could take you on hot dates because he's a great guy but the thing was too because he is um a little nervous in front of the camera right and i'm thinking okay if you had play time one, he's a good guy. He's a good guy. You know, you enjoy hot dates. You enjoy his company. Sure. You know, that the off-camera time might help improve the camera time.

I didn't think he'd be sitting there thinking about the camera time while he's off camera. Yeah, he was. He was like, I want to pick you up. And it didn't work out that great. I think I, I should have had my arms around his neck So I could pull myself up You almost need that trapeze bar We have in the sunroom Yeah I think so I do love that trapeze bar That has come in so handy I'll hook it onto the ceiling fan in the bedroom. Oh, awesome. Whoa.

see you swinging around leaves with two black eyes but I thought that was kind of funny you know because it was like all of a sudden it was kind of abruptly like quick get over to the edge of the bed I was like okay what's going on here so it was funny that's good yeah it was actually a lot of fun I'm hoping that this like Like, okay, what do we have? What's going on here? So it was funny. That's good. Yeah, it was actually a lot of fun. I'm hoping that this, like, loosened him up a little bit more. So if he does decide to do more camera stuff, he won't be. I think he will.

I think you're also going to see him probably ask you more about, you know. BDSM. Hot dates, too. Oh, more hot dates? Oh, I'm sure. Why not? I mean. Yeah. It was definitely. A free dinner. Hell, I'll go on a hot date with them. You take me a dinner and go fuck you. There you go. That works. Then we both get something. Yeah, there you go. It's not fair. You get everything. I know. It's just not fair. And you are the trophy husband after all. I hate to overstate you, obviously. You guys can have a nice dinner together, then he can come back here and fucking hold his hand. Oh, it's so nice.

Just stare into his eyes. He'll open the door for you. I'll stay here with the fire pit cigars and bourbon. That works. That was nice. Yeah, it worked for me. It was a nice evening. I'd like to do more stuff outside. Yeah, well, now the weather's getting nicer. Yeah, it's always, you know, you do the same thing, the same bedroom, the same scenario. It gets kind of, you know, old. Yeah, but tons of people are doing it every day. I know. I mean, on video, that is. Yeah. So anyway, so you guys had some fun. Mm-hmm. Yep, yep. I got a mouthful. Did you? Yes, I did. All right.

I did not spill a drop. I was so proud of myself. I got the whole thing. Now, is that his preference? You know what? It was really funny because afterwards I was thinking about times we've been together. I'm like, I've never gotten a cream pie from him.

It's always been I got a facial and then this was like a blow job wow so it's like i but you guys fucked right yeah did he go right for the asshole again no i put him in there oh okay well then you wanted it okay oh yeah i i i'm fine with anal sometimes anal is like if i'm on top sometimes it's just like well like we talked about before it's like fits better i know it sounds really strange no i must have like a short like shallow everything vagina it's like sometimes like penises like hit the back yeah well you're four foot eleven yeah you know i'm sorry it's not Grand Canyon.

You're not going to take a tour into your snatch. No, no. So sometimes it's just like. Your colon's a lot bigger. Yeah, it has a little more room. A little more room back there. Yeah, you knocked that gum you swallowed off in second grade. I finally came loose with my colon. Seven years later. I remember many years later. It's like, hop-a-bub-a. I haven't chewed that since second grade. But, yeah, it was very, very much fun. It was a good time. It's cool. A good time. So, yeah, I think he'll be back. Well, I'm sure he'll be back. That's not even a question.

I'm sure we'll do it again sometime real soon. Yeah.

So, okay, with that topic kind of still at large, your preference, guy i mean i know you don't care no if a guy is with you and he is going to come what is your preference for them to like where where's your favorite place to receive a come look boy they're leaving it wide open here I don't know how don't know how to pick a favorite i mean each one has their own i mean i understand it's caught up in the moment yeah what feels right at the moment because i've seen you where a guy's fucking you and like oh if you could come on my tits that'd be so hot and i'm like oh that's different oh yeah well yeah i understand but i mean but then there's times like you're sucking a guy's dick and all of a sudden you're like oh i want you to give me a cream pie can you can you fuck me and come in my place like so it's like i think it's a it's yeah i know you do i'm just saying is what is your because i've never been able to nail down what i think your preference is i don't think i have one okay and that's a fair answer that's that's a fine answer i'm just that's what i'm asking is there a place that you know nine out of ten times you'd prefer nope okay well this each one has their own unique like cream pies are cool because if um he comes inside me let's say it's a really big load of course you can say that with anything any of the nice load and as you like as i get off of his cock and and you can see the cum dribble out i think that's so fucking hot you know i can see it dribble down like you know out of my pussy like onto his what down the shaft of his cock maybe or maybe onto his balls or thigh or wherever it happens to ooze and goose that's cool but if you get like a nice facial then you can see it like slatter all over my cheeks and my lips and they dribble off my chin and so each one has its own unique hot erotic situation yeah so yeah one of the things you do sometimes when the when it's available that i've always enjoyed is like if you get cream pied and then afterwards like after you climb off right you go let me clean you up because you're real sensitive and then all of a sudden have your you know your dick which is really sensitive and you go and start you know sucking my shaft and licking my nuts getting all the cum off of it it's just like oh it's you know it's like well sometimes it's too sensitive guys sometimes sometimes i'm not gonna change five octaves there wow jesus but yeah sometimes but uh yeah no it's um it's all good yeah it's it's all good each each one has its own you know even anal cream pies is the same thing it's like that that oozing out is always i find very erotic and i'll still clean his dick off you know i don't care it's fine so do you think Thank you.

is the same thing it's like that that oozing out is always i find very erotic and i'll still clean his dick off you know i don't care it's fine so do you think you give more leeway to it the guy pick where he wants to deliver um yeah i mean sometimes i i try to like encourage him you know something is you know like hey this might be really hot maybe like but it's yeah it's wherever the mood strikes him he's the one that has to have the orgasm you know well it'd be nice you both have them yeah i mean but he but he's the one that has to you know there's going to be a result there's going to be a visual result there's going to be a come what's the joke it's like why do men usually come first so they know when to stop fucking because otherwise we just keep drilling you know you know and you've seen that with guys who have a harder time achieving orgasm they just keep fucking man they just keep going and going i mean ultimately your goal is to have an orgasm you know if you don't have one you're trying to get there trying to get there, you know, you're following that yellow brick fucking road.

Oh yeah. You know, we got to get to the fucking Emerald palace. Some younger guys that they have an orgasm and they, and they stay hard. They can keep going and have a second one. Yeah. That's pretty remarkable.

There was a time back back before viagra and stuff there was a time uh it was with my ex-wife we were dating at the time we were married that we you know went to a hotel we got a hotel room and shit and fucking five hours of fucking no break oh yeah it was another one of those times that my balls were drained my dick hurt felt like i had a fucking road rash on my cock like for three days I was like and you know she came over and I was so fucking hot let's fuck some more it's like no no get the fuck away my dick hurts stop it no mas no mas I never thought I'd hear you say that.

Oh, but again, that was back in the youth. Yeah. Oh, yeah, your dick hurts so much. Wow, Jesus Christ. I don't even remember how many times I fucking, I mean, literally, I was coming air. I was like, I'm going to come. It's like, oh. Yep, yep. She's, nothing came out. I'm like, oh, I don't know what to tell you. I'm empty. I don't know what to tell you. But then she was like, but your dick's so hard. Let's go. It's like, oh, dear God. Stop, stop. That's not my problem anymore. I've had sessions like that the next day. My pussy hurts. It's like, oh, my God. But that's why you need spunk lube.

What? And you can find that at spunklube.com. Good segue there, sweetie. Very good, very good. I'm trying. It's a good product. We believe in it. That would have been great for your road rash, you know. What road rash do I have? When you were just talking about it. Oh, on my dick. Well, if if we had lube and i'd used it my dick might not have hurt as much it might not have interesting so yeah so if you keep some handy so you never know i see what you got there handy handy i guess it'd be good for that i've never jerked off using lube in my hand or used any lube. Never needed to.

I don't know why. Some people do. Some people don't. I guess my dick says small, it just would slip out of my hand. I put like fucking skateboard tape on my hand to grab that little fucker. You're not getting away from me. Come here. I'm going to squeeze you. Yeah. That's it. You're mine. That's it. Fucking put like one of those safety bungees like surfers have on it so it doesn't go back into its hole. Come on out of there. Where do you think you're going? I'm not done with you. Get out of here. We choke you to your spit. There you go. Anyway. All right. Well, so your hot date went well.

It went really well. And, you know, yeah, that was good. It was very erotic. It was very erotic. So he gave you a good fucking, good schtupin'. Yep. Got a good schtupin'. Got a good, you know, great, I guess oral came in my mouth, you know. And I was like, I'm going somewhere I'm going somewhere to drink it all. Like I've said before, and I was talking to our friend, Stephen, yesterday in the phone, you get to talk to him for a brief moment. Yeah. Stephen is great for, Steve has got to be our number one fan. Oh my God, he's crazy.

You know, he quotes shit, and they're like, oh yeah, I did say that. But like, he brings up the thing, he says, when I'm talking to him, he's like, you know, Vince, it's just like you said, there's no such thing as a bad orgasm. Some are just better than others. Better than others, yeah. Yeah. So, but hopefully Stephen is going to sometime in the next, I don't know, say six months, be able to maybe sneak out here from the West Coast to the right coast and, you know, come visit, hang out, drink some bourbon, have some cigars, and you can tease them. Oh, more than tease, I'm sure.

Well, maybe, I don't know. We'll see. It depends how loyal he is. But anyway, so, yeah, it was good. Yeah, it was a really good time. Most hot dates usually are pretty good. They're usually pretty good. One of the things I found, because I was, like I said, I was sitting out here on our one deck, and you guys were at dinner for almost two hours.

Most of the guys take a dinner, it's like 45 minutes, you guys are back, and it's like's like okay i know what he's got in mind yeah donna here pick something from the appetizers let's go let's go can we get this to go no i mean it wasn't like our food was late or anything like that we were just like talking about like you know childhood memories yeah life in general life in general and no but that's what i'm saying is there's been a few dates that you've been on that you came back here. There was one gentleman that used to go to his place because he was relatively close. Close, right.

But generally some of the guys you've been on dates with aren't local. Right. So instead of us driving you someplace, they just come back here. Right but now last night I was sitting out here having bourbon and some cigars and fire pit. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Hung out with the dogs. It was cool. Yeah. Yeah. Listened to some music and played games on my phone. Wallowed in my loneliness. Oh, I'm sorry. No. But anyway, so it was good. I mean, I was glad that you got to go out and have a nice dinner. You had a real stressful day. Oh, my God. And you kind of needed that. Yeah, I guess I did.

You know, and then we got to play afterwards. Yes, we did. Absolutely. We didn't get to talk about it. This is the first time I heard about your hot date. Yep, yep. We didn't talk about it. Nope. You know. Just like we do at this show, we come up with a topic. We don't talk about it until we're on air. Right. It keeps it fresh. We hope. I think it does. Who knows? Who knows how fucking fresh we are? Not so much. Yeah, whatever. Again, the amount of listeners we have, I just sit there and I'm like, really? These people have nothing better to do. Oh, stop it. And we love every one of you.

We really do appreciate it. I don't know. I just sit there and I really? These people have nothing better to do. Oh, stop it. And we love every one of you. We really do appreciate it. And again, I pose a challenge to you. Please, tell just see if you can get one friend to listen to the podcast. Make up something like, dude, I you don't have to admit that you might be able, you might actually like the show. You go, there's this podcast that I found that's kind of fucked up. You ought to listen to it. You don't have to admit Thank you.

You don't have to admit that you might actually like the show. You go, there's this podcast that I found that's kind of fucked up. You ought to listen to it. You don't have to admit anything to your friend. Yeah, it's just like, it's so weird. It's like a train wreck, man. It's a train wreck, yeah. I keep listening. They're fucked up. You know, this guy, you know, his wife's fucking everybody under the sun. Well, not everybody. Well, and okay, the wife's fucking all the fathers and the sons. Oh, my God. But, you know, again, we try to be informative to some degree. Have fun.

A little bit of humor, possibly. Possibly, yeah. Whatever. Just talking about life and talking about sex and swinging and relationships and recipes and just knitting things and just flowers and arranging it's horrible you know men's know, men's lingerie. Men's lingerie. Why is there not a Fredericks of Hollywood for men? Oh, they have men's stuff. I don't even know if that's a story anymore. I don't even know if that's a story anymore. I think Victoria's Secret. Why isn't there a Victor's Secret? Oh, you know. Hi, I'm Victor. Here's my fucking secret. Men like to feel sexy, too. No, we don't.

Yeah, we like to feel sexy women. Well, in today's world, there's a bunch of men going to Victoria's Secret. Men like to feel sexy, too. And then they go drink butt light. Oh, my Godiper butt light identifies stay away from that one I've got whiskers but I'm a woman well actually my mom does some of us I've got to put a couple here and there. I got a flunk out, you know. Little wild hairs. My only objection is leave children out of it. Whatever you want to do. I don't care.

Hey, you know, whatever you want to identify as, whatever you want to do, like we said before, if everyone's consenting and of age, that's fine. Do it. Go behind your closed doors, keep behind your closed doors. We'll have a podcast about it, Keep the kids out of age. That's fine. Do it. If it goes all behind your closed doors, keep it behind your closed doors. We'll have a podcast about it, but keep the kids out of it. Yeah. That's all I care about. Yeah. You don't need to know. Again, I want to thank everyone for listening. Yeah, thank you. HotWifeDonnaLynn.com.

If you want to email us, email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. We will get back to you or we'll do a show about whatever your topic. We've done two. We didn't answer any of the questions. Yeah, the one guy. We never heard anything back about the belly button fetish one. We've got to give us more information. What was the other one? How you improve your oral skills. Oh, oral skills, yeah. Yeah, that one, I was hoping to do more of a visual thing, but it didn't work out. No, I didn't. I don't know what one. Well, we'll have to get somebody else in here that I've done oral on.

You two can tell him what I do, because I don't know what I do. I just do it. Yeah, you just do it.

no yeah we that would be kind of fun we'll have to get somebody else in here that i can so we have potential another person scheduled uh in the next few weeks hopefully um to talk about if she's getting into fetish photography and stuff okay um and uh hopefully i mean i know mickey keeps saying she wants to get on again but just from scheduling issues so understandable now i asked her about coming on tonight and she says if you can come over and babysit my kids and i said well the show would be better if i wasn't on it but sure so anyway thank you for listening yes thank you everybody you have a wonderful evening Donna oh man bullshit