Donna's New Vibrator and it's review

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This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner. The host, guests, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its hosts or guests and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcasts. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast. And my husband is chewing on a gummy. So I'm fine.

You're done. Well, my husband Vince is with me once again. Hello. And I'm not drinking bourbon tonight. No. I'm having beer. Oh, there you go. I'm having a founders vanilla porter. They're good. Oh, they're fucking delicious. Very good. Very good. I'm a big, pardon me. Porter and Stouts fan. So I think Founders is more local. I believe they are. Local to our area anyway. Vanilla Porter. Delicious. Especially this time of year. Yep. I was going to say that I like the darker beers in the winter. And I like more certain IPAs or something like the summer, like the citrusy ones, more summertime.

Yeah, I guess. Yeah. They give me a headache after a while. I think it's the hops. But whatever. It's just me. I used to really like them and then they started making me sick and I was like, I don't know about that. Wow, that's so sexy. I know. I'm all aroused. I bet you are. Well, maybe you will be when I try this battle toy. This battle toy. All right. So our friend Jay. I was going to say our friend Jay. Sent us some pictures of some of her toys and some things that she's doing and all very arousing. And there was this one toy she had there that looked very unique.

So I was like, you and I both had said, that looks great. That was like interesting. So I hunted it down without having any knowledge of who makes it or what it's called or how many, you know, car batteries it takes. Yeah, I was wondering like what all the car batteries are doing in the living room. And I'm like, what's going on here? I also have a big, you know, air compressor out back there. I didn't know if, you know, it was like a jackhammer kind of thing. I know. But, so, the, so I hunted it down and I found it and I'm going to probably slaughter the manufacturer. It's a Asian company.

I can't say whether it's Japanese, Chinese or whatever. It's, I can't read their, like on their instructions. Right. Well, it says in here, right here, made in China. Okay. So, it's Chinese. The box that came in, it says, nothing about what's in it. Nothing. Nothing at all. Could be low radioactive waste. We don't know. And even the little pamphlet inside just has a picture of the toy and just what buttons to push to make it go. If you're horny enough, you'll figure out. So this is made by a company or who I bought it from. It's a company called Amovive. A-M-O-V-I-B-E.

Okay, if you go to their website. There is a, you can find it on there. It's called the G-Pro2 Vibrator with Flapping Vibration and Quatorial Tapping. A fucking longer name than, you know, some of these, some of the people that have like 17 names. Yeah, this is a, yeah, it's a, you know. Yeah, it looks very similar to the one Jay had. It has this little, I believe it's the same one. You think so? Yeah. Because it looks very much like your traditional rabbit. They have this version. Yours has like a, if you're familiar with the rabbits, it has like a rabbit thing comes out.

Now this one has like a little head that pulsates. Yeah. It has. They also make one. It looks like a big meaty nipple. Or a big meaty clit going to go bonk your clit. Yeah. But it also has, they make one that instead of that, it has a suction cup where it sucks on your clit. I got you the one that taps your clit. I think that'd be better. I have a toy that I think was a cheaper one that sucked on the clit. Yeah. And it wasn't enough. I was like very disappointed in it. But you don't know. Yeah, well, you don't know. You don't know. Until you buy it, they don't let you try it at the store.

Yeah, I know. I got in trouble for doing that. So. Not allowed to try it at the store, so. Yep. So. Yeah. Oh, it would. Yeah. Never mind. Yeah. Wasn't going to go there. Yeah. They just don't know. They just don't understand. You got to try these things out. You just can't buy them. I mean, come on. You test drive a car, right? Well, I got to test drive my dildos. And you can't bring them back. You take them and either A, you don't like them, or B, they don't work. You cannot take toys back to an adult bookstore, at least in Pennsylvania. I can't speak to other states. Well, back in the day.

Again, you know. They would test them before they would sell them to you. But now these are all, you know, you have to charge them up. Yeah. Charge them. So they can't really test them as easily as, but they used to just have like their D cell batteries. In all fairness, would you want to work in a store with that? And somebody brings you back when it's all messy? Cause I don't like it. It doesn't work. Right. It's like, because you would think someone would clean it up. They don't. Some long time ago, I worked part-time at JC Penney's and housewares as an example.

And, The rule of pennies at that time was that if we sold the object, you could return it there. It didn't matter. Even if it had Kmart sticker on it, but if we sold it, you could return it there. Wow. I had a woman bring in a KitchenAid mixer. Still had batter stuck to the bowl and on the beater blades. Right. She goes, I don't like this. She didn't even clean the shit up. She made her cookies or whatever it was. and then took the stuff out and then brought it back to return. She probably does it every Christmas, you know? Yep. Rude. Very rude. It's like, yeah, I got my orgasm from this.

I didn't really, it wasn't that great an orgasm, so I want to return it, you know? I want to try something else. Yeah, I get it, but I guess. But before we get started, there's two. Also, I just, another great company, I just upgraded our website. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We have an affiliate program with them. And I'm going to put my glasses on so I can get to it. Love Sense. Right. I have a couple of their toys too. Yep. They're known for their remote controlled toys. Yep.

So whether you want to have somebody in the room with you or someone cross country, you can actually have someone else remotely control your toy for you. We did that when they have it for men too now. Oh, they even have ones. So interesting. There's a, I saw, you know, on our website, we now have a toy store again and it's all stuff from, um, love sense and they have a thing. So a man can feel what he's doing to you. He has a thing that fits over his dick and he's doing it on his phone app. He's feeling the same sensations that he's sending to you are going to both devices. Really? Yeah. Wow.

Cause I know we did, um, with a playmate I have, that's in the middle of the state we did a Love Sense thing through the app. Was it Love Sense or was it a... Love Sense, that's what you have, yep. Well, I have two. There was that one that's kind of small. Yeah, they both are Love Sense toys. Yep. And they're both for sale. Not yours, but one's for sale. Yeah, no, we went to buy them. They're pretty, well... Hammered. Oh. Let's just say they've been used a few times. I mean, I have a lot of human... Toys. Toys. So I don't need mechanical ones, although they're fun. Sure.

You know, they're just... This one especially looks very interesting. I'm curious to try it. I'm a little afraid. Can I just tell you? I think there's going to be a lot of sensation going on. Yeah. Because you have the vibration of the shaft. Mm-hmm. And you have that flicking... Tongue, tongue, finger, whatever. And then you have the thing that's going to pulse on your clit. I'm a little nervous. This is like... Rubbing your belly, tapping the top of your head and whistling Dixie. See, there we go. That's what I'm saying. I can't do that. I can't whistle anymore. Or any of us. So, but, yeah.

So we're going to give it, you're going to give this thing a try. Oh, and there's no we in there? No. No. You're not going to give it a little try here? No. It would be fun. You're going to go through the motions with it first here? Yeah, let's see. You sure it runs? Yeah. Yeah, I think this is the on-off. Just hit it once. You don't have to hold it down like you're trying to kill it. It is the middle one, correct? I know. Let me see it. You put my glasses on and take a look at this thing. Did you have it on the charger before we... No, I... Okay, I don't know.

So this show may not even go over. Who knows? Okay. Okay. The light's lit. Okay. Let's see. Ah, there we go. That's just the vibrator. Okay, that's just the vibrator. Now, is that doing the pulsating head, too? It's just the shaft. Just the shaft, okay. Okay, so that's just the shaft. All right, so the top one, like I said, the instructions here are horrible. And the packaging is horrible. There's nothing, no packaging at all. So we're going to hope that the product itself. Oh, there's the tongue. The top one is. the tongue. I think it's different stages for everything. Oh, oh. Okay, wow.

Okay. The tongue vibrates. And flicks. There's all different settings for that. I don't know how many there are. I'm afraid there's quite a few. Oh, God. Oh, dear God. I think it flies. I can't even see it now. It's like the hummingbird wings. You know what I'm saying? It's moving. Alrighty then. Okay, now. Let's just... All right. Stop already. It holds and holds and dices and slices. Okay. Okay. What about the other? Okay. Now this one. There's a middle button, which is the on off. That's the on off. And then there's a button above it and a button below it.

The one above is for the tongue, which I, stop, please. For God's sake, stop. Stop it. I'm not, this doesn't even touch my pussy yet. And I'm like, I'm scared of it. I'm scared. I'm a little scared. You hear that? Jesus, stop. I've gone. All right, just stop. Okay, now there's, now this one is the clit banger. Okay. There's going to be like a thousand different. It's going to turn your clit inside out, doesn't it? Oh, my. Oh, my God. I just got a shiver on that one. This is frightening. I want to like ease into it. Is there any like slow motion?

I don't want to be like being slammed right from the get go. I was like, I can't. I'm going through all this. Yeah. Well, once you get it to stop everything, then we'll look at trying to apply it. I can't get it to stop. Please. I'm going through all the different settings and it just keeps going and going and going. Let me see it. Press the middle button down for two seconds and let go. I'll turn it off. It's just vibrating like crazy. Oh, dear God. Oh, no, it's even heavier. It's even harder. We can all hear it, yes. Oh, my God. The middle one goes through its own thing, so there's like...

Oh, that's even more settings? Yeah, it's even more settings in there. Wow. Jesus Christ, so each It's like a casino game, man. Jackpot. Stop. Stop. Ding. It's like, stop. It has a mind of its own. I can't get it. So I just keep going through the little. All right. That's about as close to. You actually have a look of concern. I am concerned. I can't. No. I just wanted to slow down. It keeps going faster and faster and faster. I'm going through all the settings. If we could read the instruction, you could see, wow, there's 36 settings. As far as we know, there's like 1,006.

They don't even have it listed here. That's what I'm saying. The instructions are hard. There's no... Here, let me see if I can turn it off for you. Well, no, I won't. Okay, you go with it then. I'm just... I don't have a great need to handle it. I'm just trying to help. I just want to, I want to turn this off until we want it. Okay. All right. That's all. Okay. Now it's just, just the vibrator. Okay. That's it. Okay. Okay. I, I think I, I everted. Yeah. To the point where you think there's something you could do. I think I can do something with this now. That, that thing flicking.

I was like, thank God. I'm afraid to get it. I guess that's, what did they call that part? That's the G-spot tickler. That's what I would call it. Let's see. That little tongue part is the flapping vibration. No, the clitoral tapping is the... It's the one that's on the rabbit, right. Yeah. So that other one is the flapping vibration. Flapping vibration. That's not the G-spot gyrator or something like that. It should be called the pussy annihilator. Yeah. Can you hear that noise? Yeah, we can hear it. Okay. Sounds like a model airplane flying around. It kind of does.

Got a dirt bike down the road. Okay, you have to get closer to your mic. All right. I'm sorry about that. I'll turn your mic up. Oh, that's fine. I'll turn your mic up there. Okay. Oh. Yeah, you're using some spunk loop on there. Yeah, I'm definitely using spunk loop. And hopefully in the next day or two, everybody should be getting their spunk loop. It all went in the mail. Went in the mail today. Tuesday. Oh, yes, Tuesday. Sure. Yeah, we got it in the... Had to go get boxes for it all. Oh. Okay, so let me see. I have to lower my monitor, so... There you go. Okay.

And I'm going to use the clip thing first. Okay. It's inside me. Okay, so you're just using the vibration of the, like a normal vibrator. And the clit banger. Okay, and how's the clit banger? Not strong enough yet. Yeah. Okay, that's, okay. That's pretty good. I like that. I'm trying to come up with a sensation, like what it feels like. The flapper or the clit thing? The clit thing. Okay, well, there's so many things on that thing, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, it's, It's the little... Yeah, now I know, but when you say, oh, it feels great, well, which one of the 72 features?

I know, it's almost too much. Oh, that feels kind of good. Ooh. Did you get the flapper going? No, not yet. I'm afraid to. I'm afraid to use that. It's going to bruise you inside of your pussy. Well, after I had a Mr. Coke can dick inside me, I'm a little sore still. Yeah. I know. I like wiped my pussy. I'm like, oh, man, I'm just a little bit sore. So the gentleman I was with the other day, we now have a nickname for him. It's Coke Can. So from now on, you shall be Mr. Coke Can. It was a Coke Can. It was a Coke Can. That feels pretty good. I like that. Okay.

I'm trying to a couple more settings for all my clit there. See, I like the continuous, like, sensations. I don't like the pulsing. Yeah, well, there's something for everybody. Well, that's not too big. It kind of breaks it up for me. I'm not sure I like that. Well, again, this is not the most ideal setting, like, while you're trying to talk about it. You know, normally if you're sitting there, like, with yourself in a vibrator. Right, right. Might not be because you'd be in your head into some sexual scenario. Right. That's pretty good. Okay, do we dare to try the... There's no we here, dear.

There is no we here. No we? No, this is all you. No, you're experiencing it. I'm sitting across a table from you. Oh, man. Okay, that feels pretty good. Okay, shall I try the... The flapper? The flapper thing? Sure. Oh, boy, I'm afraid to do that. Okay. I can't feel anything. I think there's not enough room inside my pussy for this. If I see smoke coming from this one, I'm going to be pissed. Well, you had other settings that could go faster. I am. I am. I'm going through all of them. Like once it's inside you, you don't feel the flapping as much.

Now, if you were moving in and out, you probably might. It's... You're in a bad position, too. You're sitting. It's stuck. My pussy's so tight. I could walk around with this thing in my pussy. Look, look. I'm standing up. I trust you. I trust you. Look, the fucking dildo is in my pussy, and I'm walking around with it with my legs wide open. It's not going out. It's not sliding out at all. It's just jammed inside my pussy. Hang on. Hang on. We get a picture, and I'll post it later. It's like I can't. Hang on. It's not the most glamorous shot. Okay, there we go. I got a picture of it.

It's like, what the fuck, man? Either it's too big for my vagina or my vagina is too small. Have everyone look at it. It's like stuck. I can't slide it in and out of me. What the fuck? This is always ridiculous. If you check out our Twitter feed tomorrow, I'll post these pictures up on Twitter. Oh, geez. So we're just at Hot Wife Podcast. That's not the most glamorous picture. No, but you'll know what you're saying. Yeah, it's like stuck in my pussy. Or if you're not on Twitter, email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com and I'll send them to you.

Oh, you know, it feels kind of good if I bring it out a little bit. Didn't I just say that a few minutes ago? I couldn't get it out, though. Well, I'm just saying. Oh, my God. It's like... I think that's meant to be if you're moving it in and out a little bit. Well, not many women walk around the house while they have a vibrator stuck in there. I didn't want to. That's the way it happened. That feels kind of good. This is one I'm definitely going to get used to. Well, it's different than anything else you have. It's like getting the hell out of my clit. It's like a little box of sync.

Yeah, it's like da-da-da. It's very different. Now, didn't the middle button change the intensity? Oh, geez. Do I really want to do that? I don't know. The turbo charge button? It goes to its own settings, too. Yeah. There's got to be 80 different settings. Yeah. Maybe. I could read Chinese. I could tell you. It feels kind of good, but it's so... I'm so tight. It's just getting stuck. That feels kind of good. Yeah, you know, you can't slide it in and out because it's going to get caught. Yeah, you can't take it all the way out. Well, I did that. Oh, my God. I have to make that stop now.

Now stop. Now stop. Shouldn't have taken it all the way out. Oh, no. It's a little scary. Okay, there we go. Now make it stop again. So I can get it back in. Okay, so. Listen. going to take some getting used to. Oh, poor girl, you have to log your time in with it. I know, I have to log. It feels weird. Oh, that's interesting. Right now it feels weird. Oh my God. I don't know what to make of these sensations. I don't know what the hell is that. Oh. I think I'm getting into it now. It looks like it's into you. Oh, okay. Okay. I think I'm getting used to it.

It's like, oh, that feels kind of good. It's a little intimidating, you know? It's like, I don't know, having sex with a king cobra or something. It's got all these things and wiggly things and lashing things. I don't know, man. Oh, that feels good. Okay, now we're talking. Okay. Now we're cooking with gas. I like that. Oh, yeah. Oh, my clit. More clit. Yes. Oh, more clit. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh. I have to stand up. I can't sit down with this toy. Sitting down is a difficult one. Laying down would probably be better. Because you could open your legs more. Right, I can get more.

Yeah, you're not giving it a full fair evaluation. But it seems like you're liking it. I'm liking it now. Okay. It's still super tight in my pussy. I can still walk around with it without. Look, hands free. Looks like you have a penis now. A penis with three glowing lights on the end. And it's purple. Yep. Or red. That's my purple. My purple penis. My penis has been purple a few times. No doubt. My balls have been blue. You're so colorful. Oh, that's kind of nice. Yeah, that's a nice... I wish I could pre-program like the settings I like the most and just keep them there.

Well, you can do that with some of the Love Sense toys. You can program them? Yeah, you can make your own vibration patterns up. Yeah, like the ones you have. You can do that in the app. Use the app. And you can make your own patterns.

You can also, like if you have favorite song you can actually make it vibrate to the songs or just use the songs with it it's neat stuff and they're high quality toys they're not cheap but they're high quality they have stuff for men and women they even have one of those sex machines with the dick on a big shaft oh my god they don't make a symbion type of a thing do they? no Lesbian things aren't as popular. These sex machine things are more popular now than... I don't want to have to have something like that that is a little harder to hide. Yeah.

We'll stick with the old-fashioned stories here. I mean, come on. Sex is always better with a friend. Yeah, I agree. Even with a vibrator, it's still better with a friend. Sure is. Oh, that's nice. Do you want to, you know... Would you rather use a vibrator on yourself or have someone with you using it on you? Oh, if somebody used it on me for sure. Yeah. Oh, that's just kind of good. I want it like that one. I know you like a vibrator being used on you while you're fucking too. Yeah, absolutely. You haven't done that in a while. It gets in the way sometimes. Sometimes, yeah.

You know, sometimes if I'm riding him and I'm like, I want some work with tutorial type stimulation but by the time I get the toy and put it where I need it we switch positions or it's yeah it just gets in the way it's like oh his dick is where I want to put my toy there's too much dick I've even said that to people I know that are like you know oh I don't like my wife using a vibrator she'll use that instead of me it's like well you're not doing it right then you know use a vibrator with her you know as you're fucking her you know oh it heightens it yeah it heightens the sensation.

I was with that one guy and I... That narrows me down. Yeah, that one... I had his dick in my pussy and I remember I sucked a vibrator in my ass to give me the sensation of doing a double penetration. Yeah. I was tighter than I thought it would be, so... Well, see, a vibrator doesn't give like a... Well, after Coke can, you should be able to take... After Coke can, I should be able to stick a baseball bat at my ass. Yeah, and not touch the sides. Yeah, my butt, I didn't know, like, my butt's a little sore, but my pussy's definitely sore. Yeah. From him, it's like, oh.

All right, so where are we at with this? It's good, I'm not going to be able to come because I'm too distracted, but it's nice, I really like it. All right, well, you could turn it off. I don't know if I know how to turn it off, you need to have a bachelor's degree in this. You can't even pop the batteries out of it. No. It's rechargeable. It comes with a power cable. Okay, that's one. It kind of hurts when you take it out and the thing flicks on your clip. It's like, whoa, that's sensitive, folks. Oh, wow. It's going to take some getting used to. Okay. Wow. That is interesting.

Okay, scale 1 to 10. I think once I get used to it, it's definitely going to be a 10. You think so? Yeah, it's just a learning curve there because there's... There's got a lot of... So it's not for beginners. No. There's too many like... Turn your mic back down. Get closer. Sorry. No, don't be. Too many buttons and stuff. You have to figure out that. Well, there's three buttons and they're magic combinations, you know. Yeah, but each one has their own set of vibration and patterns. And like you said, the manual we got sucks. You can't read it. This is all we got. I know.

This little piece of paper. It's not a manual. It's got pictures on it. And actually, it's got some of the other products. Other products. So it's not even that, it's just a little picture book. Although the Spunk Lube helped. I don't think I'd want to put that in my pussy without Spunk Lube. Well, you shouldn't put anything in you without Spunk Lube. And you know, funny enough, you can get that at spunklube.com. Really? Yeah. Do tell. And when you're there and you buy some of the stuff, and you should. And you should.

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And I also, you're getting a full-size bottle of the natural avocado and coconut oil. You're also getting some of the hybrid spunk lube in these little travel packets. So you have sex on the go and you really need to do that. Or masturbating or whatever. It's, you know, if you're going away, you know, you and the wife are going away overnight, you don't have to take a whole bottle with you. You can take these packets and they'll get you there. house party or whatever. You know, keep it in the purse and just in case one of those last minute, like, hey, honey, let's do it. You know? Spontaneity.

Or if the wife says, no, we're not going to do it, you go, I need one of those packets and I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm going to go ruin some tissues. Maybe go grab a magazine. Honey, I'm going to borrow one of your socks because you're not giving it to me, I'm going to ruin your socks. Oh, that's terrible. But, uh, You're awful. Put out or lose a sock. I don't want to tell you. Here's one of my socks. Funny thing is my dick and your feet are about, your feet are still bigger than my dick. Oh, stop it. It's not even true. Maybe. But, so, worth the 65 bucks? Oh, yeah.

Once you get like, start to figure it out. It's not like, it's not like some of my vibrators, they just have one or two speeds. I just, turn them on and put the batteries in and just turn it and then it's on and that's it. Well, again, let's put things in perspective. So one, when you see the pictures where our house is in a process of multiple construction projects. So we're in the corner of our kitchen right now. Our studio is being remodeled. So we're not in the studio. No, we will be soon though. It'll be nice. Yeah.

So the picture is there that you see the background behind Donna is not luxurious. And Donna just got done working two jobs. Right, right. You know, she just got home. It's now 10.30 our time at night on Tuesday night. So she's not necessarily all fired up for sex after working, you know, 15-hour day. 15-hour day. That's a fun toy. I think if I was lying down, it was more comfortable. Yeah, you're sitting in a kitchen chair. It's not comfortable. No, no. And also, it just got, like, stuck in my pussy. Is my pussy that tight? It doesn't look like...

It looked like it would be, once it was in, I couldn't get it out. It was like, I'm stuck. You think your pussy might be swollen still from Coke can? Probably. It was a little sore. Like, even today, it was a little sore. Yeah. I know, so I put that in, like, oh, yeah, there we go. Thanks, Coke can. You just stretched my little pussy at you. And if you showed up right now, you'd still fuck them. Oh, well, I might have to use that a little bit more as we will slide in. Oh, the way you two were kissing and everything, I don't think it would take much.

Yes, but his dick is so thick that it takes a little bit to get things, you know. Yeah. A little more to get things lubed up so he can go in. Yeah, it was a challenge to get him in. It was a challenge for sure. And you... surpassed the challenge. I didn't get him in all the way. I didn't think, you know, when I saw the size of him and everything, and again, he had no pictures on his profile, so we had no idea what he was bringing to the table. No. And it didn't matter. No, I don't want to go back. But then, once you started undressing him, it's like, dear God.

Then, so you had a hard time getting him in your pussy. I was like, he's got, it'd be easier to put him on my ass, I figured. I would never have figured that. No, that's not an all where my train of thought was going. I was thinking there's no way she would even contemplate putting that thing in her ass. And all of a sudden, next thing I know, it's like, oh, let's grease this up with some spunk lube and we're going in the back door. It's like, holy shit, she's not going to sit right for a week. Actually, I think it went in my ass easier than in my pussy. I guess.

It did go almost all the way in my ass. I know there's still a A couple inches, I just had to work it in. You got... Yeah, I... That's the kind of guy I fear in prison. Well, the thing is, it's for me, this is just for me, like your vagina has a lot more muscle. So for me to stretch that out, it's a lot... Well, you never had children either. Yeah. So women who've had children might take it a little easier. Oh, yeah, but see, my ass is a little more... Apparently. Loving ass. Yes, it is. It just opens up when that big dick goes in. It did. So a little bit of spunk lube and some spit.

Two years ago, if someone came to you and a dick like that, you'd get the fuck away from me. No, thank you. Now I'm like, I might be able to do that. A little bit of this or that. A little spunk lube. A little spunk lube and sweet talk. I think we might be able to do that, yeah. So, yeah, hopefully this weekend will get some footage of that since I fucked up the footage before. Well, I think it'll even be better this time because I'll be... I'm definitely going to be practicing. I'm going to bring out that big, thick dildo that I had and practice with that.

You're going to look like a spunk lube dispenser because you're dropping spunk lube bottles out of your snatch of your ass. Well, I even... I even, when I prepped, I even, you know, put some spunk lube in the air enema container and put that up there thinking, oh, you know, just in case I'll... Marinate. Marinate. Get it lubed up just in case. Marinate the inside of my asshole and pussy for you. Yeah, there you go. Well, not so much my pussy, but definitely my ass. Marinate for 24 hours before. Just in case. Just in case. You just never know. Now you do. Yeah, now I do.

I'm like, you know what? I would have needed a whole lot more spunk lube. A lot more marinating. A lot more marinating going on there. It wasn't a long... But it helped that he was a great guy. He is a great guy. He's a great guy. He was sending me stuff yesterday. He's like, oh, I want you. No, it was earlier today. He was like, I want you to be sitting on my face. And I was like, oh, they can do that. He goes, how about we come over tonight? I'm like, honey, I don't get home until like, you know, 10 o'clock, you know. Forget it. Yeah. Oh, my God. I work 15 hours and, you know. Look at me.

I have so much energy. And guess what? I get to do it again tomorrow and the next day? And the next day? My slow day is Saturday. I only work 12 hours. I only work 12 hours, not 15 or 16. So. So, that's why I said Sundays. It has to be Sundays. Come over here and rape my ass, but on Sunday. Gonna bang my bottom like a fucking salvation hour. Race fans, anal lovers. Sunday. So, that's it. Monster cock riding. Yes. That is definitely a monster cock. Well, not so much. length but definitely girth. Well, you said seven inches. But it's, you know. It was like seven by seven.

It's like seven by seven. I mean, that was like a fucking brick. It literally was like a coat. So, hence the nickname. Yeah. So, yes. That was a lot of fun. And the toy is definitely a keeper. Just need to get used to all the different goopy patterns. I don't know. That's kind of like, there's too much thought process. Well, again, for those who may be interested, there's a picture up on Twitter of the toy itself. Right. And the name of it, but I'll give it to you again. The company name is Amovive. A-M-O-V-I-B-E. Okay.

And the toy is the G-Pro 2 Vibrator with Flapping Vibration and Clitorial Tapping. Okay. They make one just like it that is quatorial sucking. So. I think the tapping is good. Yeah, I figured. Yeah. Sucking might be good, but it has to be strong enough. Well, the thing I thought of too was the tapping. I mean, yeah, the quatorial tapping, that's a vibration. So it's going to tie into the vibrations of everything. Right, right. So it would add to it where the sucking is a whole separate kind of a motor. Oh, a separate kind of a sensation. Yeah. I could see that.

Yeah, it's definitely got some... Now, this one would be more difficult to use anally. Yeah, I think there are way too many things. I don't think I want to get that finger thing going. Open your ass. The thing is, once that finger thing is going, you can't take it out because it gets caught going back in. Okay. Well, you just can't take it all the way out. It has to be shallow in and out. Yeah, shallow in and out. Then it's fine. So you have to get used to that. So there's a learning curve with this one, isn't it? It's pretty intense toy. It's not your usual. Not beginner level. No.

More expert. Maybe medium. Medium expert. Yeah. Not your first vibrator. Not your first vibrator. There's a lot of things going on. There's so many different buttons. What the hell is that? I have to clear out a place in my drawer to put it. Time to retire a few. No, I have favorites. I have favorite toys that just tried and true, like the red vibrator. We're not going to take some off the coast and sink them to be reefs? No. My red vibrator, I hope that never dies. It is still alive, right? I don't think it died. There was a little while there, the batteries weren't in it right.

That's how old it is. It's old, like two D cell batteries or whatever is in it. And it wasn't working right. I was like, not this one because it just, it's like the right size. It just fits in my pussy and my ass just without even thinking about it. But you know what I've noticed with toys, now they've gone to rechargeable. Right. We don't have the problem with them that we had with battery toys. With the corrosive batteries? The corrosiveness that would happen over time. But you also had just like the cheap metal inside that connected the batteries. Oh, would get bent up and get...

They stop working or whatever. But since this is all wired internally, they all seem to run better. You're paying more. Well, my only problem with the rechargeable toys, and I have to label this one, the charging cables, I had a... Oh, yeah. You had 75,000 of them. Well, yeah. I have to put names on them because I tried charging one of them. Bob and Joe. No. Whatever they are. Whatever they are. What do you call this one? Destructo? Destructo. No, I need a... That's why I need the manufacturer name or something. So I...

Oh, this one goes to this one because I mixed and matched and I blew out one of my toys. Or the... This one was a different kind of adapter. It was... These have two metal prongs that are... Yeah, like magnetic. Magnetic. Yep. The other one had this prong that actually goes... It's like the transformer vibrator is this thing, right? Yeah, but the other one had a stem that actually went into the toy while I had... I was like, I don't know which is which. I put one in and it wasn't the right one. That's all I'm going to say. It wasn't the right one. Done. Pretty much. I've done that with things.

But you got to label every, every one because they're not interchangeable. Yeah. So. I don't have a problem. I know. My two sex toys are interchangeable. Left hand, right hand. Yeah, I guess they are kind of interchangeable, aren't they? You can flip them off while you're. I'm either going to put my dick to the right or put my dick to the left a little bit. It's not a problem. It's like, got to make sure all the cables are there, make sure they're charged. Well, the charging is a problem for my toys because sometimes I'm just too fucking tired. I'm not going to do it.

I'm not jerking off today. I'm just tired. You're too tired. You don't have the energy. I haven't been that well behaved, so I don't deserve it. I'm just going to sleep. You're going to suffer. I'm not going to jerk off just because... Because you're just in a bad boy. I'm not in the mood. You're not in the mood. Turn myself down. That's how bad I am. Do you have a headache? Not tonight. I have a headache. I'm not even jerking off. You just want me to jerk off. That's all you want me for. Well, thank you, honey. This was a little gift that you got me.

After we saw the one that Jay had, you're kind of like, hey, I got you this toy. You got the kind that everybody has, the standard kind. They're different shapes, but they don't do anything different. This one almost waxed my car. I think I can use it to slice lunch meat. Put a little razor blade on that little tongue thing. You can hook it up to your KitchenAid and it'll make your cookie dough. Spiralized vegetables. Spiralized vegetables. I don't know if we'd do that, but it would certainly cut them up. Slices and dicing. Julienne them. But yeah, it's...

It's like the Ron Popeil toy of sex right there. Set it and forget it. But you don't set it and forget it because there's always... Well, you find your settings and then you just forget them and go. Yeah, I guess. With every pocket fisherman, you get one of those toys. Interesting. Yeah, see the age of our audience. Who remembers the pocket fisherman? So, all right. Well, that was fun watching you. That was a fun toy. Okay. Definitely a fun toy. Well, maybe when you get it down to a science, we'll do another evaluation on it.

Yeah, when I can actually, like, be more comfortable and standing up. I'm most afraid if I come standing up, I'm just going to fall over. That's not going to be pretty. You have to mop the floor. Yeah, it's not good. Once the studio is done, get the massage table down there and you can lay down the massage table. Ooh, that sounds nice. Ooh. I'm forward to that. What, the massage table masturbation or the studio getting done? Yes. Birth. Absolutely birth. All right. Again, I want to thank everyone for listening. Again, if you want to email us, email us. Oh, and by the way, Wayne. Okay.

I read the joke to you. Was it not funny? Wayne goes, do you really think it's funny? It was hysterical. I thought it was great. Yeah, you read it to me. It was funny. Yeah, it was funny. Let me see. I don't put my glasses on. I can read. to everybody. I can't see. You can't see. The blinding the blind here. Oh my God. I still have Wayne's joke. Yep, there we go. So Wayne kind of addressed this as me in the joke because we live in a house that's built into a hill. So, all right. I'm using my laptop monitor, which is tiny. Can you zoom in? No.

So Vince had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of all the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Pennsylvania, far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets his groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so, he... So almost six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge bearded man is standing there. You think I'm looking in the mirror then? Yeah, really. Names Lars, your neighbor from 40 miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night.

Thought you might want to come. Would like to come about five o'clock. Great, says Vince. I After six months out here, I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you. As far as he's leaving, he stops. Got to warn you, be some drinking. No problem, says Vince. After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of them. Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. More than likely going to be some fighting, too. Well, I get along with people. I'll be all right, says Vince. I'll be there. And thanks again. Grins Vince. Once more, more than likely there'll be some wild sex too.

Now that's really not a problem. Says Vince. Warning to the warming to the idea. I'm sorry. I guess it's a real small monitor here. I've been alone for six months. I definitely could be there by the way. What should I wear? Don't much matter. Just going to be the two of us. Not right. It'd been better if I could actually read it smoothly. So I apologize, but that's pretty funny. I really enjoyed that. The visual in my head was disturbing. Yeah, very disturbing. Wayne has sent us a few jokes that are pretty funny.

I told him, since I don't work in the industries anymore that I used to hear jokes all the time, it's nice getting fresh jokes. Yeah, exactly. You know, so I enjoy that. But anyway, feel free to email us, hotwifepodcast.com. gmail.com. Again, check out our website. There's some, if you're looking for some quality toys on there, you can find them. They're our toy store. And Spunk Lube, there's a link there. If you need lube, head in, use that link, go in there, you get a 10% discount. If you want to see where Donna is and what she's doing.

It's hotwifedonnalyn.com and I'm constantly putting up stuff and Not Mr. Coke can though, because somebody messed it up. Someone fucked up the file. We're going to read. Sunday. We'll be getting my ass rammed. Next week you'll hear about Coke can and there will be video. I'm going to set up like 75 fucking cameras. I don't know if I can go through that more than once. Good God. I'll be walking right. Come on. Give your break. All right. Anyway, so again, thank you all for listening. And we'll talk to you soon. All right. Have a great night, everybody.