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We bumped into one of Donna's old High School friends a few months back. We found out he was a swinger too! So, invited him over to sit in on the podcast. Donna and he were only friends back then but Donna had NO idea what he has packing!! She discovers what she missed out on all those years ago! She can't help but sample the goodies her old school chum had hidden in his pants! My! he has certainly GROWN UP!! This in one reunion she wants to attend more often!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the all the good the bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle hello everybody i know we're already laughing this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast i'm here with my wonderful husband vince hey and i also have a special guest bob which i have known since high school so this is gonna be a very interesting junior high maybe junior high oh fuck yes you've known bob since junior high junior high so it's like 700 years ago at least i think at least 10 anyway at least 10 on my ass wow i know definitely yeah i like your ass i'd like her ass too she's got a great ass for a 63 year old woman she's got a great ass 63 yeah wow it's still a pie it's still a pie up where it's not a pie it's not a cake it's a pie it's not up it's not down at your knees hi hi i like that i'm sorry i've been drinking bourbon since like three oh my ah another drunk show yay this is gonna make all the books like i've been going through a lot of back pain today.
I'm sorry, honey. Couldn't wait with your wife to help you out, but that's fine. You don't help me. You cause me more pain. I sit there and tell you what to do, and that's what you need. That's the problem. How many women fall into the category of, I'll tell you what to do? Of nag? So, hang on. Before you get into it, I want to talk to Bob.
Tell me about Donna as a younger woman wow we're talking sultry we're talking about seductive what we're talking about oh please the same woman i'm looking at here jesus christ i shy innocent demure oh that's definitely not me either yes i would definitely say she's not yeah back then she's not what you would see today agreed but i will say in high school she blossomed yeah in high school she definitely blossomed she went from this shy little demure little girl the green hair oh yes green hair yes, green hair. Oh, she remembers that. It was long blonde. Yeah. Just a little naughty side to her.
My green side was actually for an art project. I made myself into a Salvador Dali painting, full size. A thing. That's awesome. I made a car. You were melting clock. No, I wasn't melting clock. There was one where this woman's in this this kind of long gown, but her head is like flowers. And I was like, well, I can't do all that. But I made myself into that image. And I made out of cardboard so I could fit myself into the painting so I became the painting. Talk closer to your mic. So I became into the painting. She's still a little minx anyway. Oh, no, she's gorgeous.
So I dyed my hair green to match my gown. Okay. That was the whole reason for that. So I was a Salvador Dali painting. Miss nonconformist. I was. I was voted nonconformist in high school. That's true. Yeah, I can see that. You don't listen to a fucking thing I tell you. What? What did you say? I couldn't hear you. I'm nonconformist. I don't follow the rules.
I make my so but uh yeah no it's still lover you don't know her and bob has a picture of me that from my the 10-year uh high school reunion like i i remember that gown i wore a gown to the high school reunions like low cut already low cut you think so for the time i guess for the time so what okay you graduate year i graduated in 78 so 88 88 i was yeah that was a little cut for 88 i was i was dancing at club risque because i remember i bought the shoes club just name you were dancing yeah i was still dancing oh yeah but there was a there's a place called warrior where i bought the shoes that i worked at their high.
That's cool. It was a dancer, you know, stripper place. Now, Obama's had a fascination with you since junior high. Yeah, I didn't know that. Oh, my God. Absolutely. Well, again, you have talked about the fact that, you know, you're cognitive of Bob. Yes. And Bob was very nondescript. You were very clean cut. Very. Boy, have you blossomed. Well, again, we're not going to get into it, but what we know of Bob today, would you have ever guessed that Bob would be the gentleman he is today? Not at all.
What were you thinking, like a tasty cake route man or something like that or a milk no no walmart manager exactly something more like mainstream it's something yeah i would see him like fries with it i would say i love that i would have seen him like home depot like department manager in all honesty what i know of bob today if if i didn't know his past i would sit there and go like yeah i can see him in charge of like plumbing at home depot plumbing yeah no seriously no but but again again i can't talk to it what it what his past is nor will i but it's just like it's like you don't have any fucking idea oh there is one question i think that i didn't know bob when did you get it how big is your penis well i he's getting ready to whip it out no i never found out like when you started swinging like when you started pulling your penis out it's like it was kind of like weird they're like oh my god during the lifestyle it's like okay so when did this all come about for you it's more like nude beaches and things like that but what year i mean like oh i don't know uh maybe uh when you're younger 20 years ago or something okay that makes sense i guess we've been doing it 20 years ourselves.
Well, you know. Yeah, Bob has far more experience than life experiences. Life experiences, absolutely.
I'm just going to put it out there that you need to have some reverence for bob yeah that's almost like we're gonna leave it at that reverence so i have the utmost respect for bob manage all three departments at walmart yeah that's respect he was not only the the ordering but he was the sales and he was there and i deliver oh yeah and you deliver that's pretty good no but bob is bob is the shit um i'm just gonna say that we won't go any further than that but um so so in high school donna would you have like no bob was never something you would have technically considered no you were kind of like the rebel i guess was i a rebel i would definitely say she was and bob was probably more of the mainstream yeah he was like i knew who you were he was like student council like student council nice guy knew who you were yeah we didn't smoke pot or anything in high school would you have considered playing with bob no but i was all changed you were friendly with him i was friendly with yes there's a lot of guys i smoked a lot i smoked a lot of pot in high school okay but like if someone said like hey would you like go fuck bob you'd like fuck no no it wouldn't have been something on my radar.
He was not, like, anything of interest to you? Friendly, yes, but not the whole sexual thing. If you were to say, like, would you fuck Bob back in high school? No, not in high school. Okay. Bob was very, like, student council-ish. Yeah, yeah. Yes. What changed with you? I don't know. Must have been a water or something. Must have been. In all honesty, I sit there and look at Bob and like, yeah, I can see student council. But again, in talking to him, it's like, no, I see the other side of Bob. Yeah. Uh-oh. Yeah, Bob. I'm not quite sure if it's good or bad. That's good. No, it's a good thing.
I mean, I have enough experience in life that I can verify that what your experiences are are valid, so to speak. Yeah. I'll put it that way. But it would be like you, Hunter, in high school. People look at you like, oh, you know, I wouldn't. I was a piece of shit then and still now. You're not. God, you're not. I mean, women.
Hey, everybody changes and evolves sure morphs right but yeah exactly again um and bob and i talked about this the other day when he and i were hanging out and drinking more bourbon apparently we were and what's wrong with that exactly that's where bob and i bond you bond sexual he and i bond in cigars and bourbon oh there you go cigars and bourbon you describe my tit i'm so glad we prefer the we prefer the the term boob oh is that derogatory titties derogatory boob is well it's not offensive it's less um i don't know It doesn't have the value that okay you're full of breastesses dear tittage tittage i will say she has grown a a a tad well she bought some i bought them these are store-bought boobs these are definitely store balls i don't quite remember them from high school, I didn't have these in high school.
This is second set. Jesus Christ. Back in high school, she was like fucking a two-by-five, like a plywood. Yeah, I had tiny little titties. What were you? It's fine. Maybe a bee cup. Whatever. It doesn't matter. They were very nice. There is nothing wrong with store-bought. No, I love them. I love these presents. We love them, too. I take good care of them, too. So what was your thoughts back then with the early Donnellyn, Bob? Well, again, remember, this is the late 70s. Oh, my God. This is, again, straight hair back then. I had long, straight hair. Long, straight, blonde hair.
We were still products of the old hippie generation, just chilling out and peace, love, and understanding. I would literally. Well, I don't know, understanding, but okay. I remember I was such a renegade. I didn't want to wear shoes in school.
So I wore my pants that were too long, so I didn't wear shoes and i put my shoes like my backpack okay i'm sorry we have to cut the show i know i can't have that kind of rebellion i got in trouble for that put your shoes on my god i know it's awful i didn't want to wear shoes shoes bitch wow i didn't know about that revelation yeah i was i was terrible i ain't knowing known about that back then that might have been something different bob do you want to bow out i don't want to i don't want to have anything derogatory towards your personality yeah i'm weighing into all this right now she was a rebel if i if i had known that i wouldn't be talking to her i just remember smoking a lot of pot out in the courtyard a lot and i remember um there was a chemistry teacher i guess it maybe it's biology i don't think it was chemistry i think it was biology and he saw me smoking he goes now i know why you're so tired in my class it's like more creative all right well i was worse in college though much worse in college high school i was pot.
And where'd you go to college? I started out at the local community college. Local? Yeah, then I went to IUP. Okay. Then I went to a Catholic college after that. Wow. Wow. How'd that go? Really well. The nuns were actually very cool. Very cool. I can imagine you in a black patent leather shoes, though. Oh. Actually, the nuns didn't wear habits or anything like that. They were just like floral dresses. They dressed normal. Jesus. Floral dresses. Jesus Christ. The nuns were cooler than the, quote, lay teachers. The nuns were awesome. So back in the day, so let me ask you this. Back in the day.
You're going to make me think. So when you're looking at Bob back in the day, what were ask you this oh back in the day you're gonna make me think so when you're looking at bob back in the day what were your general thoughts it was like a nice guy that if you're like hi how you doing awesome nice nice person but milk toast very milk toast but it's not offensive but not something you're gonna go after kids todays have no idea what milk toast is. Milk toast is, there was a- Bland. Very- Bland. Bland. It's just like buttered toast. Nothing special. What was, Melba. Do you remember Melba toast?
People don't know what Melba toast is. I'm saying, so anyone listening today, it's like, okay, it's like very- It's not offensive, but not- Non-descriptive non-descriptive just like you have blossomed so much yeah there's bob i stay quiet and behind the scenes yes you do very covert well who's more just non-descriptive you or bob because you weren't what you are now actually he's done a lot more crazy stuff than that's your opinion's your opinion, Bob. Mine is videotape. That's the only difference. Mine's actually out there. You've got to see what I'm doing. I'm just saying.
Some people keep their things that they do more on the down low. Exactly. Not me. Mine's out there. You can buy for $8.99. You can join a membership. BOGO. Buy one, get one. So, okay, I'm just checking, you know. So, yeah, so back then, both of you didn't even think twice about it.
Bob, you probably thought more sexually about her than she thought about you again we were friends it really wasn't part of the sexual uh thing it was like just nice people yeah exactly always very very attractive and just uh just pleasant exactly okay pleasant and you know there was no no i want to get in her pants or i want to get in his pants okay very true so true okay so in high school though i had an older boyfriend i mean my boyfriend was significantly Thank you.
none though i want to get in her pants or i want to get in his pants yeah very true so true okay so in high school though i had an older boyfriend i mean my boyfriend was significantly older than me he was 21 21 21 wow you really were going up yeah and this was like it was like geriatric back then well yeah we're gonna talk about that i think i was 15 okay so so here's the next question okay so bob stand up no uh-oh stand up bob what's he gonna do what are you gonna do i'm just saying i'll face donna i'm closer to her okay so face donna get closer to her okay okay so donna so like check out what bob's got i'm checking out the package give us your opinion on bob oh so this is what bob had that you weren't aware of oh look what i missed out on all these years ago i'm just saying you know i like that nice package keep facing her bob he is just awful.
I'm just saying. These are for people that are, you know, wanting to hear what's going on. Oh, I missed this for 20 years or more. Explain to him. Explain to people that are listening. Like, okay, this is someone you went to school with. It feels like he has a nice thick cock. Well, you don't know that yet. I can feel it. It's getting larger and larger as I rub it. Okay, well, you still have his pants are on. Yes, his pants are on. It's actually kind of fun that I can just feel it through your pants. Okay. Okay, well. It's getting bigger and bigger. Imagine that. I don't know how that happens.
There's a way to correct that. How is that? Please tell me. You figure it out. It's a puzzle. It's a puzzle. I think he's going to have me suck some dick some dick here i didn't say he didn't say that he just he might be showing it to you so now so okay so what are you doing now i'm i'm licking the head of his cock okay are you hating that i didn't say that i'm just saying you you get to see his cock for the just saying, you get to see his cock for the first time. Oh, that is a nice thick cock. Yeah. You get to see his cock for the first time. Is this what you expected? Fuck no.
A nice thick, big, big cock. Okay. Well, you know. So. Mmm. That's definitely fun to suck on. Yeah? Very nice. Well, his pants. I like that it's all nice and sweet. Well, his pants are still up. That's fine. Well, I'm just saying, you don't get to lick his balls. Yeah, I can. They're right here. Okay, well, his pants are coming down. Well, his pants are down. That's a nice cactus suck. Oh, my God. Yeah? Now, if you had known that during high school, would it have made a difference? It might have made a difference. On both ends. Yeah. That's a nice cock.
If I had known this in high school, I'll I tell you what I've been even more of a slut that's not a bad thing so okay I might have drug you into our little makeshift orgies we had when I was in high school. I think I would have gone, huh? That's all good. Yeah, I'm sure he wouldn't have been opposed to that. He would not have been opposed to that at all. There was a bunch of us that were still, like, still feeling out our sexual, you know, orientation. Put dick in your mouth. And we'd have, like, these little orgies that... Okay. I would have definitely joined the bear. Okay. Oh, very nice.
That feels awesome. That feels awesome. If I had known about this in high school, I'd tell you what. Whole different ball game. It could have been game on. I don't know. It might have been Mrs. Bob. Who knows occasional Mrs. Bob The occasional Mrs. Bob The future ex Mrs. Bob Not nice The dick fits nice in your mouth Very nice Very's not nice. So, yeah. All right. So, the dick fits nice in your mouth. Very nice. I have no idea what she said. I said, very nice. You couldn't hear me with a dick in my mouth? Come on. No, I can't. I can't. Very nice. I enunciated very well.
So, the balls taste good? Uh-huh. Mm. Nice, thick, juicy balls. Okay. Mm. That is wonderful. That's awesome. Give me a half hour to stop it. Mm. Fuck my face, Bob. Okay. I love it. Bob's got his hand in the back of her head? Now, has Bob got to sample your pussy? I would say yes, but I had a 12-hour day at work and I wouldn't be fair to Bob. I'm all nasty and sweaty. Oh, I'm going to jerk over my face. Oh, I love that. Oh, can I taste your cum? Oh, I love that. I'm going to suck out all your cum. I want to just splatter it all over my face. Oh, could you just ride his dick?
I could ride his dick. Oh, I think we're having fun with this jerk off of my face Okay I'm going to taste a cum, I love that Oh, oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yes. Smatter it. Come all over my face. Strip that big, thick cock. That is a big, thick cock. Oh, God. I love that. Oh, my God. I love playing with your balls. Oh, man, you're really going to town with that. I think you need to ride a stick. I don't know. Bob looks like he's having fun with this. Oh, yeah, I think you need to write a stick Oh, that's awesome. Bob, do you need me to ride your dick? I think you need to.
I think Bob needs to lay it down. Maybe another time. This is amazing. That was amazing. Had I known that in high school?
It would be a whole different different whole different reunion did bob get to fill your mouth a little bit yeah that's good we'll save him worth later all right that's good okay so very nice thank you i wasn't expecting that but that was uh that was definitely amazing that was fun oh my god this is like i just never never thought that anybody i knew from junior high or high school would be like in the lifestyle and it's like uh they kind of like trade like your experiences and it's it's so much very cool but so much more erotic when someone that you've experienced life with yeah absolutely yeah and then you're like oh my god you're in the lifestyle too and then you're like the lifestyle is irrelevant well it's it's just the aspect like oh my god it's another it's another connection it's like we were in high school together then and then all of a sudden the lifestyle like worked for both of us for reasons, I'm sure.
Yep, absolutely. For me, I was just being slutty, so the lifestyle just kind of worked out. It's like, yeah, do we go out and have a beer together, or can we have an orgasm together? That's great. Maybe another time we can work on this. This is a good start. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. This is certainly a lot of fun. Absolutely. I think it's not the first podcast we do together. Oh, no, this is fun. I think the neat aspect, too. I think Bob needs to come in your ass. Wow. That's a big dick. Yeah, I want to take a big dick in my ass. Wow. Yeah. That's something to work up to. Absolutely. Yeah.
I've been doing a lot of anal stuff lately. Well, can you imagine kissing Bob while he comes in your ass? Oh, that would be so hot. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Stop that. You're an evil, nasty man. I'm just making a statement. You're the one running with it. I'm not running with anything. Yeah, well, you're just saying you'd like to have him come in your ass. I would love to watch some of that. I was editing videos that I'm getting turned on.
Yeah like to yeah that'd be hot that'd be very hot you spread that little fucking asshole mine like so why i would love to do that that watch that pre-cum and everything drip out oh that is the fucking hottest thing ever i'm sorry to say that i'm editing videos and i'm like watching myself like fuck this black guy and i'm like oh dear God. I'm getting, like, tingly down there. I'm like, I got to get this video up. I can't be, like, messing around here. It's like, this is ridiculous. It's like, I did not touch myself. I did not touch myself. What? No, I have to be professional, Bob. I'm sorry.
Okay. You're full of shit. You're full of shit.
And I was like, God, that is so fucking hot and it was like a larger cock spreading me wide like the last video the huge cum load in your asshole I had not edited that I'm like I'm just I'm waiting I'm waiting to edit that the big huge cum load oh my god it dribbled out so much it made a mess we we we we fucked on um the the pool raft and we throw on the side of the pool because it was like you know it was more cushiony there and when he when he pulled out first of all i could feel it like gushing out of my ass i mean gushing out and it splattered all over the the pool raft i'm like i gotta clean this up i kept i kept feeling it like gushing out, and it splattered all over the pool ramp.
I'm like, I've got to clean this up. I kept feeling it, like, gush out, and gush out, and gush out. You know what? I think Bob needs to fuck your ass. Wow. Not tonight, but we could do it. Yeah, maybe sometime. It is an open invitation whenever you are ready, okay? Bob needs to put his dick in your ass. I think so, too. Yeah. Oh, I want to use that new blinky thing, that new blinky butt plug. Your asshole toy? Yeah, my butt plug toy. But that needs to be with guys in your pussy, but you fuck them in your ass. And then take it out and they put them in my ass. Well, yeah, whatever.
It's a nice prelude to, like, us. Whatever. So, but, yeah. Took us nookie. But, yeah, Bob needs to, like, take fucking. Spread that butt cheek, those butt cheeks wide. I think Bob needs to. I would love to see it spread wide. Oh, yeah. I do love anal. Oh, my God. I think he needs to cum in your asshole. I think so, too. Yeah. Oh, that's just going to be, yeah. It could happen. I hope so. That'd be so much fun. Yeah. All right. That'd be so great. Oh, my God. Okay. See you next time. We'll work up to it. Well, should we disclose that Bob was going to be my mystery man? Yeah.
That was, when we talked about the mystery man, Bob was going to be it. Yep. But Bob is. See, now the mystery's out of it. I kind of wish you wouldn't have told me, Vince. Well, but the thing is, Bob is in a situation where that might not have happened. Exactly. That's fine. But you're fine with fucking Bob either way. Oh, yeah. I just think the whole... No, I think you need to suck Bob while you're telling me this. How can I suck and tell you? Have Bob stand up. He's so hard. Are you more comfortable? I can come over. Can I... The microphones are air. Yeah. Have Bob stand up.
Sorry, Bob, you have to stand up. I'm sorry. While I'm telling you. Yeah, it's fine.
fine i'll call i'm sucking on his cock some more see i was really hoping for the whole mission man thing because uh i thought it was very erotic that i'd be blindfolded and i love that like i could feel your body but not know who you were so that that was really exciting to me but tell me you wouldn't like Bob fucking the shit out of your asshole oh that'd be great and I'd be sucking your cock not knowing who you are going oh my god who's big thick cock is this yeah even if you know who it is it's just Bob taking your asshole I was going to spread my little asshole really wide. Yeah.
Absolutely. Split that. Fucking filling your asshole full of cum. Mmm. You know, I love that. Yeah. You know, my asshole stays, like, wide open, like, afterwards, and it seems, like, little, it looks like a little pink, you know. Sure. A little pink sphincter, like, winking at you. Pink sphincter. Okay. What would you call it? Yeah. Mmm.
Oh my dear well bob has some um exterior um things he's doing but you need to tell him but it's like what you do with him is your business anything you want to do to me bob is oh i'm yours it's like free free use no one needs to know but you and bob yeah no one needs to know he's our little secret yeah i want his holes are your holes my holes are your holes I can't wait to ride this big thick cock next time your cock is mine whenever you want me I'm yours I like that idea all those years that you didn't know Bob wanted to fuck you Thank you. Whenever you want me, I'm yours. I like that idea.
All those years that you didn't know Bob wanted to fuck you. I was missing out. You were missing out. I could have been Mrs. Bob. And Vince, you could have been out of the picture. Sorry, I'm Mrs. Bob. You've been better off. We'd have to come over and take pictures. You never know. I never would have met you you're gonna fuck bob whenever you want i'm tasting some pre-cum you can't make bob come again can you oh i don't know Oh man, I'm tasting something sweet though, I know that. As long as it feels good, I don't care. It feels wonderful. Man, you're filling me up.
Mmm, that's so much fun I think next time you have to say that again for another time next time you have to have your asshole ready for him let him own your asshole be, I'll be ready. Let him own your asshole. Oh, yeah, I'll clean that bad boy right out. You just take that big thick cock and just slide it right in my ass. Oh, yeah. The cock is so much fun to suck. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. I like playing with your balls, they're so big and thick and meaty, oh yeah, oh you like that, like I squeeze your balls, you like it gentle, you like it rough, oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh, God, it, yeah. Mmm.
Oh, God, it's so much fun. Mmm. Tastes good, too. Oh, that big, thick, meaty cock. Mmm. Oh. Mmm. Are you coming? Yeah? Oh, yeah. Oh, there it is. All in my face. Oh, there it is. That's a real load. Oh, this is the mother load right here. Oh, look at that. Oh, that's delicious. It's all in my face. Oh, yeah. Jinky like a fucking milkshake. Oh, that was wonderful. That's awesome. Oh, there's some more like but wait there's more oh yeah look i'm getting it off my my face now there you go see that the first time was just like a prelude prelude there you go it was uh it the appetizer.
This is the entree. There you go. Delicious. Well, thank you. That was absolutely wonderful. Happy reunion. Yes, happy reunion. Wow. Cheers. Who's had a junior high school reunion? You guys had one. Yeah. Fuck high school reunion. Wow. Outstanding. So. She keeps getting better with age.
Well'll tell you i'm not gonna argue that that was delicious come too you must eat a very healthy diet i do we've talked about that on air about we've talked about yeah we talked about so many things's nothing wrong with that I like glazed donuts kind of like Krispy Kreme I can't have them, I'm diabetic but it's okay our kind-friendly? Okay. But there's no sugar in gum. So is it safe to say you look forward to sucking his dick again? Fuck yeah. Yeah. Same here. I look forward to a donut. So you look forward to maybe having his dick in any one of your ass, in your holes? Any hole. Any hole.
Pick a hole, any hole. Pick a hole. I love that. Wow. Ihole girl. Yes, you are. It doesn't make you a bad girl. No, no. It does make me a bad girl. It makes her a good girl. Very good girl. Very good girl. That was fun. Well, that was a lot of fun. That definitely was. He would have thought after all these years. A lot of years. I came to count them from high school. A lot of years. 40 years or whatever. Junior high. Well, yeah, that's what, like 50 years? Really? Holy fuck, I'm old. We'll stay at 40. Yeah, it's probably at 40, 45, whatever it is. Something like that. It was like, oh, my God.
Never thought I'd have a little class like this. Would you have ever thought back at your high fuck no oh no oh gosh no same here never was never was even a inkling yeah she was cute she was shy yeah i was more shy in high school just coming out of her in junior high just coming in junior high yeah i was just artsy fartsy creative yes i was definitely artsy i think he needs to fill... We can't do it today, but fill your asshole. Well, yes, well, definitely. I think he needs to give you an anal cream pie. Yes. One step at a time. Absolutely. My husband, look at him, the instigator here.
Isn't he an instigator? I'm an instigator. Yes, you are. You are such an instigator. I'm stating the obvious. Tell me I'm wrong. I'm stating the obvious. I'm stating the obvious. Have some more murder. Say that three times fair. Tell me. Shuffering shuckertosh. Tell me you don't want him to fill your asshole. Oh, that would be, you would have such a great orgasm. No. Oh, yes, I would love for him to fill my asshole. Tell me you don't want to feel his hot cum fill your asshole. I'm telling you I want to feel your hot cum fill my asshole. I would definitely come thinking that. Are you happy now?
That would be so hot. You tell me. Oh, yeah, that would be great. If you don't want to, tell him you don't want to. No. If it was that good in my mouth, it was going to be that good in my ass. Absolutely. If that was that good in her mouth, it's going to be that good in her ass. Wow. Okay. That's so much fun. I did not plan on that tonight. I did not either. Not at all. I did not. Because I just, you know, like I said, I got home from work and we're just hanging and drinking. There's my husband being the instigator again. Instigator? What? I'm just a facilitator. I'm a facilitator.
A facilitator. Oh, you're such an angel. Well, wait. I only posed to you things that you wanted to do. Doesn't make it. Tell me. Doesn't make him a bad guy. No, it doesn't. Hang on. Back up, back up. What? Did you want to suck his dick? Absolutely. Okay. Did you want to suck his dick absolutely okay did you want to suck her dick did you want her to suck your dick no he did not want to suck my dick did you want her to suck your dick yes okay did you want to put your dick in her absolutely okay i'm so get closer to the microphones we're gonna hear you absolutely, you mean it.
So, neither of the two of you are, like, really opposed to what happened. No, no, it's just, you know, the situation. It just happens, yeah, okay. Exactly. That was so much fun. I mean, the only thing that hasn't happened is her, like, letting you lick her pussy. Next time, because I'm all hot and sweaty and disgusting, I'm not doing that. Okay, just saying. Some of us haven't worked today. So next time might be where... We'll do a 69. So we can sample both. I get to have my pussy and suck. Well, he might get to lick your pussy. And I get to suck his dick.
And you might get to put his dick in your ass. Well, absolutely. That absolutely that's a no-brainer right there mister that is a no-brainer i'm just saying it seems like a common theme here we keep coming back to that he keeps coming back to my asshole why does he do that i want because you like dick in your ass i do like dick in my ass okay then why are you questioning what i'm saying but not all dick in my ass well he i'm not saying he's trunk. He's like the perfect size. Bigger than most, I want to see it like spread wide.
Well, tell me that his dick isn't going to be comfortable in your ass. It will be, but it'll be on the larger size. I must say that. Well, thank you. I had not known, had I known. But tell me you might not come on his dick oh i'll definitely be coming on his dick there's not a not a doubt about it okay well probably be coming on his face too i'm riding it i like that idea but yeah you're sitting next to him you're not sitting there kissing him oh because we're all ah you are an instigator i'm the saying.
I'm staying obvious doesn't stop no he doesn't do you want to kiss him okay well tongue action yeah he is an instigator he just doesn't stop i'm just stating what people want to hear it's like they don't hear you six hours people don't want to hear your kissing they want to know that you're kissing and touching yeah so you guys just kissed it kissed it yes kiss it wow you just kissed i don't you didn't touch did you like did you like grope him yeah no no you did not I did earlier But earlier That's earlier But I know Okay well But you're only, grope him? Yes, you did. No, you did not.
I did earlier. But earlier. That's earlier. I don't know. Okay, well, but you're only groping him. You're not kissing him now. I can't kiss and grope the same time. Sit next to him. I can't. Sit next to him. I have to move the microphone over. Get your ass up and sit next to him. He can slide over a little bit. How are we going to do this, dear? He has to slide over a little bit. I'll slide over a little bit. Okay, he's stood over. You sit next to him. Okay, you sit next to him. Okay. You're such a pain in my ass. You are the biggest pain in my ass, I'll tell you what.
And that's different how. Is that a pain in the ass? Okay, sit down. Good pain in the ass or bad pain in the ass? I think it's a bad pain in the ass. Okay, so now I can, now we're on the same.
Okay, so you're in the ass okay sit down okay i think it's a bad pain in the ass okay so now now i can now we're on the same okay so you're in the same um plane yes we're in the same seat okay so now you can kiss him kiss and group whatever you want to do you tell me what you're doing this off he's sitting there stroking his cock oh yes oh wait a second here and you're just you know so you can okay, your hand is on the cock. You're kissing him and stroking him. How would they take my shirt off? Oh, that might be better. That's a different, I didn't say that, but that's okay. I like that idea.
Okay. A lot of stuff has to come off here. Well, you have a shoulder brace, you've got to take them off. So sexy. Well, whatever. It's a necessary evil. Now the t-shirt comes off. Watch out. It's too sexy. I didn't say that. I bet it's okay. So your t-shirt's coming off. Wow. Okay. And my multicolored, like... Your bra is coming off. Whatever bra this is, it looks like it's almost tie-dye. Your bra is coming off.
want to describe it to our audience it's really not that not that yeah i don't care what you say okay obviously it is a sexy bra so her bras come off now my tittage is out yep okay now you can kiss him and stroke his cock okay so you're kissing him and stroking his cock. Cock's getting hard for like the third time. Okay. Is that a bad thing? No. Not a bad thing. So again, this is a guy you went to, you've known since junior high school, and his dick is hard, and your hand is on his cock. In my hand. The problem is his shorts are up. So he doesn't have full reign of total erection.
Oh, yeah, he does. No, he needs to drop his shorts. You're sucking his cock. Okay. Very well by that. Okay, that's fine. Drop his shorts down to below his knees Okay, now we're talking Okay, now we're good There we go So now you have full reign of his cock Total suckage Okay Getting hard for the third time Getting hard for the third time I don't mind. Okay. Getting hard for the third time. Getting hard for the third time. Oh, my God. It's okay. God bless him. What a trooper. Always rising to the king. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that so well. Might be a little bit of experience, huh? A little bit.
Maybe you need to take your shirts off, Donna. I think I can. I think you can, too. I know. He's making me jump through so many hoops. Oh, come on. Okay, I'm getting out of my shorts now.
so now you're oh there go the headphones there go the headphones that's fine so you're taking the shorts off okay and the uh multi-color underwear tie-dyed bottoms because i actually matched today whatever so lucky you're so lucky i match oh i'm i'm so lucky yes okay so take those off having trouble getting over my shoes okay but i'm glad you got classified that so now you can sit on his cock and while you kiss him i could now Now he needs to move over. A little dick sucking. A little spitting on the cock.
I think we might save that for round two I want to save that for round two what else is round two another time I think she needs to sit on your cock while you kiss her. Not tonight is what he's saying. I'm going to save that for a... to entice our audience for... Okay. For the next time, so there. Okay, whatever. It's lost. So she's sucking his dick right now. I mean, he already came a nice big load on my face. Yeah, well, I'm just saying, you could sit on his dick right now and just kiss him and just be gently fucking him. We'll save that for a proper load.
Yeah, I think he wants to save that for a proper load, and I agree with him. Okay, that's fine. So next time you'll listen to me, Rob, I fuck Bob, and he comes in my ass. Oh, wow. Yeah, see? Yeah. Wow. See, I could straddle Bob facing him with his dick in my ass and kiss him as he comes in my ass, which is like my favorite thing to do anyway. Sure, that's fine. I like that idea. I do too. Okay, so she's kissing him while she strokes him. Is that okay? Save that for a second time? Yeah, that's fine. I can go back to my beer, which is nearly done. Okay. But Bob's still stroking.
I think he needs more. Do you need more, Bob? I don't know. I think Bob needs some more oral attention. Oh, you think more oral attention? Yeah, I think Bob needs some more attention. He's still stroking his cock. Okay, I think I can do that. I think my mouth is ready. Okay. That is just very sexy. Then you need to... Okay. So Bob's getting some moral tension. Oh, awesome. He has such a nice thick cock. Okay. Just saying. I'm not arguing with you. That's fine. Yeah, we should have gotten together in high school. You realize that, right?
Yeah probably we should have gotten together in high school wow we lost that that's fine that's nice I think you must not just sit on his dick no just for next time I'm not saying asshole I'm saying pussy no we're saving that that's fine for a nice cream either anal or vaginal. I think you need to let Bob come on your face. He already did. Again. Bob's still ready to go. Round three. Jesus Christ. Bob's still ready to go. You have? Squeeze my balls. Let's see if we can do something. Let's see if we can do something here. Okay, well, Bob's, you yeah, he's a team player.
Man, I'm telling you, there are young guys that don't have his stamina. It's like crazy. That's okay. God bless Bob. Good Lord. Good for Bob. Yeah. I'm like amazed. Oh, man. Yeah. I mean, I got like a total face full. Tell Bob how much you want to feel this cum on your face. I want to feel that cum on my face. I'm telling you. I want to drink your cum again. I love you. This is something like that. Mmm. That's like a nice mouthful before, a nice faceful. Mmm. Oh. That feels awesome. Mmm, yum Oh, yeah. You are amazing.
You are absolutely amazing i'm losing suction all right i'm gonna take a little break save that for another time yeah i'll have to do a round two. That was fun. Wow. Hey, I got a face full. Actually, I got a mouth full. Okay. The first one was kind of like. A little bit. A little bit. Appetizer. Yeah, it was like an appetizer. Then I got the whole entree. Just so my barbers give you an ass full. Oh, that would be great. Yeah. I won't be able to taste that, though. Wow. He's got some pretty tasty cum, I must say. Does he? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. We try to eat healthy. Eating healthy. Oh, my God.
I won't be able to taste that, though. He's got some pretty tasty cum, I must say. Does he? Hell yeah, absolutely. We try to eat healthy. Eating healthy. We might need to do a hot date with Bob. You go out and fuck him and then tell me about it afterwards. That could possibly happen. That could definitely happen. It's not like I go on hot dates all the time. No, but that's what makes it erotic. That's what makes it special. Worried, right? Yeah. All right. Oh, my God. I was thinking of the fun we could have.
Well, again, how much more erotic is it when you get to fuck Bob when there's no cameras, no video, no audio? Yeah. It's just you and Bob. Yeah, but I'm a bit of an exhibitionist so that the cameras. You like to show off a little bit, right?
I do, I but yeah but there's also the naughtiness of like okay i'm doing this without anyone hearing i know but then i have no documentation it's like see look at that nice big cum lid i got in my hair see that okay well we got to share that together right yeah we do well there's something very erotic about watching yourself having an orgasm and watching it. Reliving it. Reliving it. Sure. Time and time again, it's like, oh, that's hot. Having Bob giving you a hot cum load in your ass would not be so bad. He keeps going back to that, doesn't he? What's it do with him? She likes that. I do.
I love it. I do love it. There's nothing wrong with that. No. So, okay. All right, well, we we're gonna bring this to an end okay that sounds good and next round two but that's up to you nice big hot cream pie in my ass i love that you like that idea i love that bob loves that idea so we're gonna do that all right so we'll bring this to an end all right so i guess i'll have to clean up my face and say good night to everybody good night