Donna gives Free Use to a friend

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hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast hi everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast and there's my husband I'll see you next time. hi everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot white podcast and there's my husband being a douchebag again i mean no so wonderful so wonderful and that that little snippet that you hear is from uh shelly belly comedy so that's on instagram yeah she does a whole thing with her neighbor who's a slut and her name name happens to be Donna. So my husband, of course. Apparently she has a lot of white trash neighbors.

Yes, and Donna is definitely one of them. So my husband, of course, wonderful man that he is, has picked up on that. Thank you. Donna! So I'm going to introduce our guest. Sure. This is Chad. Chad is one of our, well, my playmates. That's what I was going to say. I'm shaking his hand. That's as close as we get. I'm shaking his hand. That's as close as I get. Yeah, that's as close as I get. So say hi to everybody, Chad. Hi, everybody, Chad. There you go. He takes direction well. I see that. There you go. So we have played together. We know each other. Recorded a couple of videos.

He takes direction well. I see that. There you go. So we have played together. We know each other. Recorded a couple of videos. A couple of videos. So, and that was a lot of fun. Brand new experience for me. And we're going to be doing a whole lot of brand new experience. And he's become a listener of the podcast. Oh, yes. I'm sorry.

You don't have to do that no no it tells you there's nothing else in his life yeah shortens those drives up and down interstate yeah i'm sure identify the interstate because you know where i'm going yeah that's okay that's fine i'm glad we're doing something to help out i just say 95 that could be anywhere yeah there's a lot of 95s that's for sure if no Interstate 69. Oh, there you go, 69? I like that. I have no idea where that is. I have no idea either. Inter-S, 69. Oh. I don't know what her state is. It doesn't matter. Anyway, so. Any confusion?

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It's pretty straightforward. Yeah, Spunk Lube. It just all sort of runs together. Spunk Lube. And we're going to have to give Chad a little sample. We have some. Well, wait a minute. Uh-oh. Didn't Chad answer the last question correctly? I did. He was on the list. Okay. You know what? That's right. You have some coming to you. You have some coming to you. Yes, you do. No pun intended. You have some coming to you. Yes. Coming to you. Yeah. Yes. He answered just one question. So yeah, you will be getting an 80-ounce bottle. I forgot. He was one of the ones. That's one of the reasons.

Legitimately answered the question right. Yeah. I had to Google it first, but I got the answer. No, you didn't use a calculator, did you? No. I want to see the math. I want to see it worked out. Would you like to see your work? I want to see your work, you know. Oh, my God. That's terrible. That's terrible. Yeah, so I can still do that with my toes. I have eight, so. Oh, yeah. I can still do that math. I can do that on one foot. Yes, you can. Even missing the one toe. On each foot. On each foot. That was a revelation from the last podcast, I think. Well, he only has eight toes? Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah. He's a wonder in works.

I appreciate especially the listeners for all sorts of reasons but like when I talk to you or talk to Steven and you guys kick back like stuff that we have said I sit there and like oh yeah I did say that oh yeah I forgot that we just get together and talk and we don't listen to our podcast I refuse to listen to the podcast because I'm afraid if I listen to it right I'll say something I've changed something it's like you know kind of work De Niro doesn't watch his own movies he shouldn't he's an asshole great actor hate to say but he's an asshole so I didn't realize how short that dude was I saw him on there's a roast and he's sitting there.

I thought he was a puppet. I was like like holy shit i was looking for jeff dunham behind him or something you know what the fuck's going on there oh look he has a new puppet looks just like de niro oh my god and he's grumpy put that with walter you know yeah but oh but anyway. That's funny. But, so how short is Joe Pesci? Because he's taller than Joe Pesci. So it's like, holy shit. Yeah, Joe Pesci's pretty short, too. He's about the height of a ute. A ute, yeah, of a ute. I'm not sure what a ute is, but okay. Well, I think it's from my cousin, Vinny.

He was talking to the judge and kept saying, oh, the utes. Oh, okay. And he meant youth, but he kept saying youth. I just kept looking at Marissa Tomei. She's just hot. Hey, she won an Academy Award for that role. Yeah, I just did. Probably for the part where she was willingly having sex with Joe Pesci was what got her the Academy Awards. Good acting. Not too long ago, she actually did a nude scene someplace in some movie. And I'll tell you what, she should have been doing nude scenes all along. Holy mackerel. Not like a real surprise there, but yeah. Ruin her career, be doing nudes, come on.

That that's a story no one understands my female friends don't like this but what woman want with mel gibson a lot of people don't like yeah don't like him either but there's a scene of the two of them when he is hearing what she's thinking and them going at it oh my god that was one of the hottest g pg r scenes i've seen yeah and unfortunately i watched on an airplane at the time so i could do nothing about it well not well they can't kick you off in the middle of a flight that's a good part here's a parachute not that i know that for a fact jump does this movie show up in the bathroom can i play this movie with my phone in the bathroom for a couple minutes?

I don't need a whole lot of time. Just a couple minutes. Oh, my God. So, today's topic is? Free use. Free use. And all the different implications and applications that... Okay. Well, the last show that went up was about your hot date. Yes, it was about my hot date. So, correct me if I'm wrong, free use is kind of almost like a hot date. For me, it depends on whatever the couple deems as part of their rules in their environment. Sure. I like how you did that. You should drop it down here. So I went on a hot date last night and he took me out to it was last night, wasn't it?

Yeah, but this is going to be a week after. So let's also quick stop and I also want to let everyone know we're actually videotaping this show tonight.

We going to try to start doing more videotaping of the podcast so it'll be available on our many vid site can't put it on um only fans because they're a pain in the ass yeah but uh anyway so it'll be available in many vids um there'll be a minimal fee very minimal but so anyway we're back to the prior show was about a hot date a hot date and how that is part of a hot wife scenario it it can be sure there is no definitive you know your hot wife so you have to conform to this this no it's whatever you want it to be is what you can do i mean there's so many different variations and you know what people's rules are and whatever so yes but as a hot as a hot wife i go on hot dates which means i can go you choose to go i choose to i can't i allow yes yes there's a definitely uh doesn't have to be transparency like i said there's a aspect of hot of hot wife is that the general basis is that the husband shares his wife with other men.

Yes. Okay, that's the rudimentary. That's rudimentary. If you don't at least accomplish that, you're not a hot wife. You can still be a wife and be hot. Right, but you're not a hot wife. Hot wife, yeah. You don't get membership to the club. Yep. Nope. And I went on a date with him and I took him back and brought him into the bedroom and had some more fun. See, she skipped right over the date part of it into the hot part of it. Well, the date part was like, it lasted like two hours. Vince is like, geez, he's been gone on this shit. No, I didn't say that. Two hours.

I thought you were having a good dinner. I didn't say, geez, that's not that. Oh, yeah. Get home and fuck my wife. Fuck that dinner. Get home and fuck her. What the fuck's wrong, I thought you were having a good dinner. I didn't say, Jesus. Get home and fuck my wife. Fuck that dinner. Get home and fuck her. What the fuck's wrong with you wanting to buy her a good dinner? Fucking drive-thru, McDonald's, get her the fuck home and fuck her. Bang the shit out of her. Come on, what the fuck? And where's my doggy bag? Yeah. Exactly. My nuggets better not be cold, god damn it.

Just get my food home, fuck my wife, and get the fuck out. That sounds awful. There's a lot. I'll say he didn't bring me nuggets. I didn't even get a doggy bag. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh. Yeah, no one thinks about me. No. I wonder the dogs are jumping all over me. They're like, where's my nuggets? That's probably what it was.

I wanted the of the nuggets and or any food any food at all they're food whores that's the only person that comes into my house that's in trouble someone delivering food you break in to rob me my dogs are like you don't have food you have food oh that's it yeah you come delivering food so but anyway so um so you did your hot date yes i did and um so basically you gave um that gentleman right um a free use pass in a way yeah i guess he's open to going okay so let's explain what free use is well you you're're really good at doing that. Good thing it's my show. Good thing I showed up.

It's going to be the fucking hot husband fucking podcast. It should be. I'm telling you. Mr. Trophy Husband over there. Stop overstating the obvious. You see, he gets a little embarrassed every time I say that.

Okay, i'll give my definition which may be wrong of free use free use is when my husband and i give permission to a person that we yes we trust that we have um we like them they're we have a good relationship with them and that they can come over and have their way with me basically anytime respectfully respectfully yeah but they basically it sums up like the free dates like uh free dates hot dates they can call you up and say hey donny uh do you have time do you want to go out to dinner or hey do you have time i'd like to come over and play yeah exactly you know and again according to your schedule okay so it won't be like i'm eating cereal and this dick just like plops in.

It's like, oh, wait a minute here. I come over to use my free use pass. When do you eat cereal? Okay, my scrambled eggs in the morning. That'd just be nasty. I feel like it would just be funnier with the cereal. You're not supposed to chew with your mouth open. Can you suck with your mouth full? Can you suck my dick your mouth full? Swallow with your mouth before you put my dick in my mouth. I come over here to use my free yeast. Now, the coffee aspect would be okay. Oh, the coffee aspect would be really good. Hot coffee blowjob. That's good. Oh, you've described it.

That sounds really interesting. Oh, shoot. I should grab some coffee. I got to give Autumn. autumn when i got to play with autumn i actually gave autumn a hot a hot coffee lick job they come up with a better term for like you know blowjob such a nice term right right rolls off the tongue there is no term that is really great for giving a woman oh i gave her cunnilingus. That doesn't sound so good. It doesn't roll with the tongue as it were. A cunt job? No, that sounds nasty. Lick job. That doesn't sound so smooth. That'll be next month's question.

Come up with a great term for giving a woman oral. I don't have the answer. I don't know. I don't know what it would be. Pussy eating. Whoever comes up with the best answer for that, we'll come up with a special prize. It won't be just Spunkwood. It'll be Spunkwood, but we'll come up with something else. Okay. I find inspiration occurs in the moment. So maybe if there's an opportunity, something may pop up. Crotch taco. Crotch taco. Carpet munching. Oh. That's been done. I know. But you don't have carpet. I don't.

It'd be hardwood, and that hardwood and that just doesn't even sound the hardwood isn't usually the woman god willing but in today's world you don't know so i don't know i'm a woman i've got okay do i have a laminate down there i don't have carpeting what the fuck do i have what kind of architectural that's wonder do i have between my legs here folks there's no wonder we've all seen it a friend a friend of mine who has actually alopecia so we oh yeah um in front of three women he says hey in my case the carpet matches the drapes there you go that's that's not common for a man to say it's a you know yeah but women you say that yep guys would ask donna that when she was dancing to do the you know carpet match the drapes she goes no it's hardwood hardwood floors smooth so basically then you're saying to we're giving guys permission that one i don't need to be here no because we've we've already established a trust level.

The ones we trust. It's just a matter of respect that they can't call you up and say, hey, I'm coming over and you're like, well, I've got work I'm doing. I'm doing this. You get a call at 2 o'clock in the morning. I'm horny. Open the back door. You better rephrase that whole thing. Think about that.

He might mean the back door open both back doors i never realized that's what a backdoor man meant i'm entering both it could mean that it could mean that i'm entering both and only going to leave one i have a package to drop off of your back door yep i have a load to drop off your back Oh yep i have a load to drop off your back all said i want to work for amazon i don't know why ups i don't know no i'm not gonna go there if it's not ups it's not good but so i don't know so that's the concept, is that it's someone that almost becomes boyfriend status. Would that be safe to say?

It has a boyfriend kind of... Commentation? Yeah. That's a big word for me. I know. I'm glad you're sitting down. I'm drinking bourbon, too. Did you have to stretch out your mouth and stuff? No, I don't suck dick anymore. I don I know. I'm glad you're sitting down. I'm drinking bourbon too. Did you have to stretch out your mouth and stuff? No, I don't suck dick anymore. I mean, I don't suck dick. I don't suck dick. It was prison. It wasn't sucking dick. It was inflating my cellmate. Inflating your cellmate. Oh, you said that I just thought. This is why you got early parole?

Oh, my God wish the bastard would write I missed 3-2-5-7-6-3-B it's awful he was the world to me so insensitive didn't leave any money under a rock by a tree no no no I gave him all my cigarettes and this is the thanks I get. It doesn't matter. You don't smoke anyway. He didn't know that. Oh, okay. Thanks. Now, he's not going to feel special. He thought I gave up smoking for him. Oh, wow. Thanks. Great. I have to go to a different prison. Okay. My conjugal visits are over. The conjugal visits. God, he's just so... I wonder if there's that. Changing subject real quick.

Do you think there's guys that go back to prison for conjugal visits with their old cellmates? Wow. Look at that. Wow. I was like... Hey, it's a legitimate question. I don't even know how to... It is a legitimate question. It is legitimate question i think you need to separate this by those who are married and those who aren't i mean i know some guys who are married who might yeah go back to jail for that yeah i mean in all fairness and is a conjugal visit only limited to your significant other it depends on who's on the list you get to have a list of conjugal people? Yeah, yeah.

Well, I'd have like Kate Beckinsale, Sophia Magara. You're going to hear me very lonely. Marissa Tomei. And you'd be very lonely. There's a message here. Marissa can't make it today. Or yesterday, or next week, or ever. But, you know, if they showed up, God damn, they're getting in, baby. They're on the list. So that's a topic for next week's podcast. Research. Okay, do you know what happened for me? That's a quiz question for this. Yeah, there you go.

If I was in prison, God forbid, and all of a sudden they said, Vince, Marissa Tamei's here for your conjugal, it would be, total leave, I'm done. I thought you had a heart attack. Either way. You're done. Either way, I'm done. It's like, what? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. My soul may be, so it's my turn to clean you up again. Jesus Christ. No, sorry. He does that way too long. Yeah, so 20 years will do. Are you almost ready for parole from our prison? Prison? The prison we call marriage. Yes, absolutely.

I think I'm sentenced to life oh stop no parole oh anyway so that bad from your end um oh man burn but anyway so so it's again the free you're saying love right that's what i keep asking and she says give me 20 bucks, and I'll give you love. 20? What the fuck, man? I know. You charge me 50. I do. I get the family discount. Oh, man. I know your family. That's just not right. Where's the snare drum? Jesus Christ. There you go. I knew it was one of those buttons. I thought you were going to label those fucking things. Label them. God damn it, label them. Donna! See, he knows that one.

That one's labeled Donna. That one's probably like worn on top, you can tell. Yeah. That one's indented. But anyway, back to the free use thing. I'm sorry, I'm getting a little silly. Side track. Day drinking. So this free use thing is all about sex? I thought you invited me up here to talk about this because I have a law degree and I was going to talk about intellectual property and copyrights and trademarks. Oh, yes, exactly what it's about. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we went to get all the legal information on a podcast. So, actually, we have a word probably I want you to solve.

If a train leaves Boston at 8 o'clock and the wind is blowing. How many apples does Johnny have? When we have the model release that people have to fill out, you're right there with all the other legal mumbo-jumbo that gets tossed around in there. So we'll add a little section about free use, you know. You can see how much, if you noticed how much attention I played to all of that small type when I signed it. We actually did have an attorney come to shoot with us. He actually read every document. And go ahead, man. I don't make this shit up. This was, comes to us from the websites.

He goes, oh, no, it's all online. It's all good. us. Thank you very much. Thank you told him, go ahead, man. I don't make this shit up. This comes to us from the websites. He goes, oh, no, it's all online. It's all good. I'm glad you told me, because I don't know what the fuck I'm reading. And then where did you bury his body? I'm not telling you. Next to yours? Oh, man. We were talking about burials earlier. Yeah. Yes, we were. I know them intimately. But, no. So, man. We were talking about burials earlier. Yes, we were. I know them intimately. But, no. So, anyway.

Yeah, you got me sidetracked. Back to prison we go. No, no. So, but, yeah, no. So, the free use thing, for you, again, these are guys that, so you have basically three, two, two currently. Yeah. Free use guys. We'll be right back. Again, these are guys that, so you have basically three, two, two currently. Yeah. Free use guys. One hasn't cashed in on anything yet. No, no, never. You keep saying, hey, if you want to come over. And he wants to, but kids keep getting in the way. Kids and, well. Taking care of his own kids. Yes. Not anything. No, just his family life gets in the way.

He has teenage children and a wife and, you know, sports and other events and things and scheduling. And, again, our schedule, his schedule, two different schedules. Yeah, so, but. Maybe someday it'll. Yeah, it'll happen. It'll happen. Wait, wait. There's others besides me? I am a slut. Wait. I listened to a podcast. Hang on, wait. There's a podcast about embracing your inner slut, so I listened to it. Hang on, okay, I'm good. I do, yeah. Wait a minute. There's others besides me? Yeah. Oh, no, dear. you're the only one. I was the first, right? Oh, absolutely. I'm not really buying that.

I'm not feeling comfy with this thing. You were the first one that day. I doubt even that. Jesus Christ. You were that day 20 years ago it's more than that but yeah it was more than that now i understand this and i'm growing up and all that but i mean when i did hear that on one of the podcasts but and then after i left there was somebody else that came over later that day but you were the first that day that day You were the first that day Was there?

I think there was supposed to be I don't know if he actually did He might have I don't remember who I'm trying to remember There's been plenty of times that she's had Two different guys scheduled Either both cancel or one cancels but sometimes you have to get pissed off is when both cancel and they're all like oh you're chatting me up the whole week prior you know like yeah we're gonna do this and I'm like oh hey cool cool I didn't chat you up I just showed up I give you a reminder this morning yeah that was it we've gone over that these guys who anyway Thank you.

I gave you a reminder this morning Yeah, that was it We've gone over that These guys who Anyway, that was another podcast But no, the free use thing Is something that, again It's kind of Girlfriend status, that's how I would put it Or boyfriend status No, I'm not free use for these guys It would be from my point of view It's not all about you, Mr. Trophy Husband What do you think? That's how I would put it. Or boyfriend status. No, I'm not for use for these guys. It would be from my point of view. It's not all about you, Mr. Trophy Husband person. When did that happen? I missed that memo.

It's not all about you? Yeah. Jesus Christ. I have to put him in his place. You think I'd be in the loop there or something? I'm going to have to send it a group email we'll have to do a zoom call so you know where things are so you know then i'll follow up and we did that with your body you gave me a zoom call let me show you where things are see these these are nipples this is my crotch this little area here is my taint. This is my crotch. And then you point at the screen and go, that's my asshole. Now, is this like a driver's test? You have to keep taking it until you get it right?

I think so, because it's still not quite there. I'm working on it. I'm taking my Prevagen to try to remember. They're not a sponsor of the show. We will accept a sponsorship. Product only is fine. Product only is what we really need. We're not getting younger here, folks. So anyway. Nope. So Chad has evolved. Yes. Oh. To free use status. Oh, okay. I thought you were going to say more handsome. I can't make that call. I'm sorry. You've noticed I've been working out since. Riding that bike while there's millions of miles. Well, I'll tell you what.

Seeing yourself on video in the altogether, you go, I need to do a few more sit-ups and i do i do the same thing i'm like oh you know i'm just a little bit chunky there just gotta do i look good from my view oh yeah well you are the trophy husband behind the camera no one looks hotter behind you. Mm-hmm. I especially noticed that when he's back in his booth. Yeah, I mean, really hot looking down. We can't see him, so he's so super hot there. She always says, in a dark room, no one more handsome. There you go. I have said that. And she says, alcohol helps, so. Oh, alcohol, refills.

I was wondering why she had the windows in her bedroom boarded up. Block out drapes, you know? Well, it's nice to know. I've evolved. Yeah, you've made it. Darwin will be proud. And you didn't have to go to Glockbacos for it, you know? Well, there you go. But anyway, so yeah, that's, you know, so again, if you ever have time and you want to take her out on a date, you're welcome to do that. Or whatever. Or whatever. Well, you know, it's too late to make reservations for today for dinner, but, you know, it might be time to do other things. Ah. Uh-oh. So what are you trying to tell me, Chad?

As each of you said, either end of the food time. Yeah, I know. I'm reaching over'm reaching over you. I hyperextend my shoulder here. Do I ask her to use me or if I can use her? You don't even have to ask. Okay. You just say, I'm just, you're here. If she was your girlfriend, would you ask your girlfriend, hey, can I grope your tits? Or would you just kind of go over and start kissing her and grope her tits?

See, that takes me down the whole list of all ex-girlfriends and how i would answer that question with each of them so let's not go there each one's different it'd be a mixed bagger okay so then we'll put it to donna okay so with chad should chad ask to kiss you or should he just come over and try to kiss you i i think he should be a little more um aggressive and say hey this is my free use i'm i'm gonna take take control pull out his card yep yeah almost oh i want a membership card platinum uh we're gonna have to get a bunch printed i bet make them the metal one but i want to be member number one are we gonna sure okay why don't we get them like the police badges like a chain around the neck they come in they just pull the badge out on the lanyard yeah Thank you.

I want to be member number one. Sure. Why don't we get them like the police badges, like a chain around their neck? They come in and they just pull the badge out. On a lanyard? Yeah. No, you could actually stamp a little QR code on their ass. These things you scan in. Drop trout. I'm just going to take your word for it that you're a member at that point. I might scan in the goddamn thing. Yeah. QR codes on a penis. If they're not hard, they can't. Sorry, I can't get the whole QR code. It says here you're on discount for 20% off. Now, hang on. Think about it for a minute. Come on. Beep.

Oh, okay. Free you. There you go. They didn't get all the barcode in. This is totally off topic, but I saw this little brief video video it was like the dumbest practical joke someone ever fell for and someone convinced their friend to get a tattoo but it was a qr code and when you scanned it you get rickrolled what's rickrolled oh my gosh oh yeah didn't grow up in the 80s i did but you know the british singer rick astley Oh, yeah. Forever and ever and whatever. Yeah. Never gonna give you up. Yeah, that's it. Yeah.

um you know the british singer rick astley oh yeah forever and ever whatever yeah that's it yeah and so you scan it and what pops up on your computer is him doing that i had the concept for a whole series of shirts that were qr codes yeah that so you'd walk around to say a mall a store or whatever just had a big qr code and people would come up and scan it, and it could say, fuck you, you know, because you could make it send a message, you could do a lot of things with QR codes. You know, it could be one for her that says, you know, I'm a fucking slut, you know, grab my ass.

It could be, you know, you're a fucking moron. What are you scanning my shirt for? It'd just be like a whole, my concept was like a whole little phenomenon, like the Pet Rock kind of bullshit. You know, just people around with shirts and whatever with qr codes on them that you didn't know what it said to you scanned it right you know it's like all these asian tattoo artists were walking around laughing their asses off and you know visiting americans who had something tattooed that they saw like you know my mom, or peace, love. Strength.

There was a guy I photographed some years ago when Don and I first met, and he had some Asian symbol. And I said, what's that mean? He goes, oh, that means strength. I said, how do you know it doesn't mean chicken and broccoli? You know, combination pattern number two. You know? Or it means small penis. Do you speak whatever language that is? You don't know. Again, you get a QR code. It could, you know, you're like, oh, man, I got this QR code. It says I'm awesome. And someone scans it and it says one-inch cock. Jesus Christ. The angry inch. You don't know.

I mean, once you speak whatever that language is. Or do the research or find out what the character is, you know. I'm just saying.

I wouldn't just go through a book and be like, yeah that one looks cool what's that mean oh um strength straight yeah means man with a loose asshole I take it yes and I haven't been to prison oh dear so how does this work with headphones off well you can take the headphones off you guys know your sound and you're not going to be worried about sound apparently so at this point we're going to probably phase away from the podcast because this looks like where you guys are headed the podcast we will shortly the audio part becomes less interesting when no one's talking and I'm not going to be Howard Cosell and then she puts his cock in her mouth the balls are being cupped nipples are being played with that would actually be very funny I'm seeing three knuckles in an ass.

I'm not going to say whose ass is it in, but I'm just saying someone's got stink finger. Frank Gifford, was that you? Oh, my God. Goal! It loses translation.

You know, I mean, that's why they have announcers on on sports if they didn't have announcers on sports you just hear no you wouldn't even hear that you just hear no one'd be laughing actually they occasionally do that as a special thing no announcers yeah great yeah well again you can hear the in sports like when i go into cigar shops you know i go there and relax sometimes and they got tv blessed and it's like put on the fucking closed caption let the motherfuckers read don't practice your education come on man you made it through sixth grade right well that doesn't mean much in today's educational system no it doesn't doesn't.

You can say that. When we graduated college, right, it's still bad. You paid for a piece of paper. Yeah, you did. But anyway, so it looks like Chad is exploring his new membership. Yes, the free... You can take your headphones off. You guys can hear me talk without your headphones, I think. That sounds good. Take your headphones off. Yeah, exactly. She says it all the time. So we're going to just wrap up the... No, I'll end it. You guys do whatever you're doing. He's got the... You don't need me. I just need your microphones there.

So while we're still doing this, and even while we record video, we'll be, you know, but... Well, we'll be doing our free use thing here And he's gone in for the kiss I remember back in 63 when John Namath went for the kiss too It was It was Joe. Joe Namath. I'm talking about his brother. His brother, yeah. The non-pantyhose-wearing son of a bitch. All right, so we're going to wrap up the podcast at this point, but this is going to continue from here into the video.

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