Donna Gives A Fan A Special Gift

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Speaker1: this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. And I'm here once again with my wonderful husband i always say that i'm sorry we are wonderful and i couldn't do this without you so there oh once i teach you how to run the board you could but yeah i know i couldn't it'd be too much for me it would just be way too much so i need i need you also to help with the cameras and when i'm playing that we have good videos so I need you I need you very much yeah you wouldn't get a bunch of guys that would hit record and then just jump in it wouldn't be the same you would not get the same quality I mean you get into those shots it's like up close and personal okay you can have your way with me later if you're gonna you know sell it to me okay oh you're you're buying all that bullshit huh well you think i am oh okay i see i see where this is going i see over you most 10 year olds can see over me that's my point yeah so anyway yeah i'm feeling a little um this is our um but this is our patreon show yes Let's do this. so uh yeah so anyway yeah i'm feeling a little um this is our um but this is our patreon show yes okay so people aren't gonna hear this unless they join the membership and i i found out um what's that and i have to announce it on our non-patreon show okay the the link i had to join patreon on our website in the ring uh wasn't the the right link. Oh, ooh, ouch. Yeah, so now it's all fixed. Okay. So if you're hearing this, you already know that. If you're not hearing this, then it doesn't matter, does it? If you're not hearing this, you're not one of our Patreon followers. Nope. So today... Yeah, I'm feeling a little tired. It's been a very, very active day. Could have been more active. Well, we can touch on that part first before we get to the good part. The meat and potatoes? We had talked about on the show that you actually had a threesome scheduled for today. Yes. It was Mr. Ohio and Mr. Sniper, was that what we called them? yeah and um it was supposed to be a threesome we had it all you know the time all picked out and all that and it was scheduled and i thought confirmed and mr sniper this morning sent me a text message saying a i don't know how this happened so i don't know the logistics of it i think it's bullshit okay but a um a nail gun like he said a contractor had a nail nail gun and somehow it went off and into his calf and he sent me a picture but of course it could have been somebody else's calf it could have been bullshit it could have popped a hefty pimple on his fucking leg and just had a round circle with a hole in it yeah exactly i mean off you know fairness he could have gotten the picture off the internet we don't know we don't know i don't know what nothing that identified him that wound to him no no not at all and so i'm like well take care of it you know i gave him some advice you know we make sure he doesn't get infected because puncture wounds especially for something like that can get infected pretty easily and that was it i never heard from him for the rest of the day i don't know if he went to the hospital didn't go to the hospital or what i just think we got ghosted i'm i'm thinking that's what that that was yeah unfortunately it's not the first time he stood us up no it was like it was like a major rainstorm. And we had rain. Believe me, we didn't get rain. But he's like down where he was. He's like, oh, my God, it's torrential downpours. Now, where he is, he is closer to a river. So it's possible. It seemed very plausible at the time. So I don't know. But ohio did make it yes he did and uh he's it was uh wow it was actually turned out to be a lot of fun it was uh a first for him and for you yes he is of uh can i can i say what he actually say Asian. Asian, yeah. He's of Asian descent or is Asian. He's Japanese. He's Japanese, yes. I've never been with a Japanese man before. Or Asian or Oriental or whatever. I'm not sure what the. I don't think any of them find those terms derogatory. I'm not even sure anymore. It's not, nothing of that. Yeah, I certainly don't mean to be.
Speaker2: It's a negative, has a negative connotation to it.
Speaker3: Right, exactly. You know, I mean. But,
Speaker2: but it's not like,
Speaker3: you know, okay,
Speaker2: I'm half Sicilian.
Speaker3: You know,
Speaker2: someone calls me a WAP
Speaker3: or whatever. It's like, I don't, you know,
Speaker1: that's meant to be offensive.
Speaker3: But you're like,
Speaker1: I don't care.
Speaker3: I don't give a shit. I don't care.
Speaker1: I'd be called worse by better. Yeah, exactly. and i'm married to it um that is so true i have called you worse but um yes on an hourly basis so he was my first and what i did with him was his first which i will go into in a little bit okay i was there i know oh yes i'm not surprised me oh no not even a little bit no but i mean this first let me let me this back up i don't i might have i might have mentioned this on one of the other shows but we have been doing webcams like monthly for months now months and months i'm saying good part of a year good of a year. It's like a regular date. Yep. One Sunday a month. One Sunday a month. We, you know, 11 o'clock. We do this, you know. Half hour thing. Half hour thing. And we start out like 15 minutes of chat and social. It's like our love life. Yeah. Once a month. Once a month. If I'm lucky, it's 30 minutes. 15 minutes of chats. No, well, it's only 15 minutes trying to get out of it. Right, right. And then you have 15 minutes afterwards you regret it. Right, exactly. It's identical. Anyway, we do. But whatever happened to the middle part? I don't know. You've snowballed me on all this stuff. I have. It's like, I don't really want to do this. I don't really want to do this. And then it's like, I'm sorry I did it. I'm like, we did it? We did it? I'm not doing it again. Don't you remember? Is your memory going? What? Did you have a stroke? Vince, are you okay? That's all I get to do is stroke it. Oh, you're evil. You're an evil man. I married you. But that doesn't make you evil. That just makes you. Stupid. You said it. I didn't. didn't argue it. I know. How can I? Anyway, back to the erotic point, but yeah, it's getting like juicy stuff. So we've been doing these things and, and I was, uh, I would watch him like jerk off and then the cum like gurgle, but like bubble all over his fingertips. And he was like, would you really fuck me if we got together? I'm afraid I'll disappoint you. You know, he had a lot of second guessing and i was like no i think i think it'd be a lot of fun so i mean legitimately he i thought he'd be a lot of fun so he happened to be like an hour away doing the business he's in our area he's definitely in our area business he doesn't live around here no no he's from out of state out of state and he just happened to be in this area on business and we said hey let's get together we finally have a time and he knew that mr sniper potentially could be here and he's like i don't care he even if i watch that'll be fine i was like well let's see what happens he was very very courteous and respectful yes absolutely was so um and i said well mr sniper isn't showing so taken out yeah he got taken out by shot by another guy he got shot by yeah actually he did so i said i'm all yours whatever you want to do we can do i'm i am 100 yours for the day so i i actually i know you're tired i mean you've been doing a lot of work lately it's stuff like that but i actually think what's that you could have gone a second session with a day today um i think you would i think you would have gone for it i did to know how you felt so i didn't didn't bring it up didn't say anything but anyway I was also enjoying the social aspect of it, you know?
Speaker3: Sure, sure.
Speaker2: Oh, yeah. I cooked lunch wars.
Speaker1: It was delicious, too.
Speaker3: Yeah, it was.
Speaker1: Chicken fajitas. It was so good.
Speaker2: Oh, got to break in my new flat top.
Speaker3: Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: It was good. It was like a very great social, sexual afternoon. It was really quite delicious on so many levels.
Speaker3: Yeah. Yeah, you always enjoy doing those little webcams with him they're always fun yeah and again you like you say it's a half hour webcam and the first 15 minutes you know we just talk yeah and then 15 minutes he's like hey ready to get started i'm like yeah let's let's do this thing so then we get into it he comes and you know he's always talking about oh you know comes and leaves comes and then has to go no and he's always like oh we ever got together that'll be a dream come true we ever got together he goes oh my god he goes i was you know i will drive to you and you know if you could ever really make this happen and he just happened to... Everything he dreamed came true. Yes. It was a dream come true for him on multiple levels, actually. It was... Shut up. What? Yes. Did I say something? Obviously not. I didn't think so. Okay. So, he was able to get to the house, and we had some, you know, freshened up and, you know, had some little bit of social time and all that. Helped him out with the, you know, since he's away from home on business, you know, brought his laundry.
Speaker1: Got that done for him. Got that done for him, too.
Speaker2: Just like a good woman. Except she didn't make him a sandwich.
Speaker3: I cooked.
Speaker1: Yeah, well.
Speaker2: You know, but we did his laundry.
Speaker1: Hey, I sucked his dick. You didn't, so there you go.
Speaker2: That's a very important aspect to me.
Speaker1: See, very important.
Speaker3: I told you. See?
Speaker2: You don't cook. I don't suck dick.
Speaker1: There you go.
Speaker2: I don't touch dick.
Speaker1: We all have our, we do what we do best.
Speaker3: Our burdens.
Speaker1: Our purposes in life.
Speaker2: You're a dick sucker.
Speaker1: I am a dick sucker, and I'm fine with that.
Speaker2: I'm fine with that, too, because I can't suck my own dick. Not that I would. Yeah, that would be kind of difficult. You have to really limber. Do you think, I guess, how you would define if someone would suck their own dick? Actually. If you could. Let's pretend you could. Okay? and I can't. A lot of logistics here.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker2: If you're a guy, I guess you jerk off in your hand and then swallow your cum load, you would suck your own dick.
Speaker1: Quite possibly.
Speaker2: I would think so. I mean, guys don't like when a woman sucks their dick and doesn't take the load in the mouth or something like that.
Speaker1: Yes. Well, it's something about taking the load in the mouth it's very erotic well it completes the feeling it does it yeah oh i did not know that i could see that i can understand that but it'd be like you get on a roller coaster and you get to the top of the hill and now the fun is once you crest the hill right and then we going down that's the fun not the going up the hill oh okay not that going up the hill isn't bad but so the equivalent of like a woman not when you finish in her mouth or whatever or generally it's kind of like going up the hill on a roller coaster you get to the top they stop and say okay get out and walk down the stairs i thought we would like plateau well that'd be the same thing yeah and there we go yeah okay all right i can see that it's like you get all the anticipation it builds and builds you get to the you get to the top and it's like we're getting ready to go we're getting ready to go we no we yeah it's uh walk down the steps well i mean and jerking off is good, but it's not the same orgasm. No, it's not the same. That's going to be a whole new show is Levels of Wargasms. Yeah, okay. Write that down. Okay. You write it down. Okay, later. Later. But actually, on one of the platforms that I'm on, you can send messages, and's one guy sent me a message and it's his dick. And I was like, Oh, okay. Let me see what his video is. It's literally him sucking his own dick. Literally. Hand to God. I was like, how? I'm like, Jesus Christ. You are limber. I mean, God, I said, how much stretching do you do first? I don't know. How big is his dick? That's the other question. It looked like it was like it was like not if it's you have a little bit bigger a dick it makes it well that certainly makes sense but it wasn't like obscenely long or extremely you know gigantic but uh yeah he was able to reach like lay on his back and just bend over and, like, just get to the head of his dick in his mouth. Now, what happens if his back goes out while he's doing that? Oh, he's... Can you imagine going to the emergency room stuck in that position? I don't even know how to even respond to that. What happened to you, sir? Stretching exercises. Yeah, I was taking yoga. Taking taking your dick in your mouth i was doing yoga and i have cubic hair between your teeth mister yeah i don't smells like cum because you can't stand up to eat a mint i don't i don't know i but it was i was like damn he's he was lumber and that was like okay i just had that little thought so yeah well back to your erotic afternoon um so the the webcams and it was like i said he was anticipating this whole thing he was um he kept saying oh i hope i'm going to be know i hope i'm gonna satisfy you yeah i brought my toy because a little fired i'm sorry i'm probably stuttering a lot too it's just the way it is i brought my little toy it feels pretty good i was wondering i know it's warm day and we can't run the air conditioning during the show no it's too when i saw you take your pants off i was like okay what's going on here i figured okay she just doesn't want to sweat while we're doing the show but uh no it wasn't well i don't want to sweat right there's a whole different reason here i want to uh just relive this whole thing so um like i have never i mean i've seen him on the webcams but i've never touched him i never never embraced him and so like we were in the bedroom we started to embrace and and kiss and he's got like this very meaty tongue so that was you know he was very you know he kept like biting my lip a little bit which is very erotic yeah that's pretty hot that was really pretty fucking hot and um he's a really good kisser kissed for a little oh yeah i was like i was i was enjoying that i was sure Thank you. i was pretty hot that was really pretty fucking hot and um he's a really good kisser kissed for a little oh yeah i was like i was i was enjoying that i was sure i really gave him the whole girlfriend experience you know i thought he would really enjoy that i think he did i think he did too but um you know then i got him onto the bed because i was like oh man i gotta like i gotta suck that dick you know and he kept saying like the whole time like prior to this it's like i just want to eat your pussy i just want to eat your pussy i want to make you come that way so i knew that was gonna i knew he wanted to do that i knew that i was definitely going to let him do that but i wanted to suck his dick first so i could i don't know make him feel like special make him you know feel really good and he's got his like his dick isn't it's a nice meaty dick it's not like incredibly long but it was nice and meaty like for me it like fit really nice he was he's hung like an average man yeah yeah but it's like i like it's a shame and no i mean he wasn't like you know the stereotypical right asian they always oh it's a small dick and stuff yeah it's fine it I like it. There's no shame in... No. I mean, he wasn't like, you know, the stereotypical Asian. They always, oh, he's such a small dick and stuff like that. Yeah, he was fine. He was average size. Yeah. It was like a little in the thicker size. He was in decent shape. I mean... Oh, yeah. The part about him that amazed me is to look at him. I thought he might be 30 years old. Oh, I figured like mid-30s. I'm like, I figured, figured yeah i'm thinking maybe the oldest you'd be is 32 right and uh because actually angelina was going to come right and when i told her i said yeah i think he's only like 30 32 oh i can't be with someone like that too young for me it's like yeah okay whatever so then when i confronted him later i said how old are you he's i'm 46 i'm like 46 dude i thought your dad might be 46 right right yeah you know it's like yeah no gray hair no gray hair he says i have a couple here and there my guy in the sanny i have a couple brown hairs yeah exactly i i know what you mean anyway so but yeah so he's looks very in shape yes and you know average build average unit yeah very nice very nice very so i i i knew that he wanted to eat my pussy so i'm like i'm gonna fucking 69 him so i could suck his dick and i could get to experience that you know that nice thick meaty tongue and he kept like circling my clit and i kept like trying again like oh look at just a little bit more if you keep doing that i'm gonna come you keep doing that and he's like just like like skirt around it like just teasing me like i don't know if he knew what he was doing or he just got lucky or just's just how he eats pussy but a kid kept skirting around the clip like just put it on my clit just just like right there i'm gonna come and then he started like putting it right on my clit and i was like oh my god that's it that's it i'm i'm there i'm i came like brown in his fucking face yes you did uh several times Several times. Oh, really? I came that time. Oh, well, that time I came, and then when he had flipped me over on my back and was eating my pussy, I came then to. Okay, wait. I didn't realize you came on his face when? When I was on top. When I was 69. Did you? I know you made some sounds, but it wasn't like, didn't sell me on the fact that you had come but it was like okay she's really close yeah it was like one of those weird like wishy washy orgasms if i'm not if i don't know somebody i get those like weird wishy washy ones not to mention i was dicking it in my mouth and i don't want to like clamp down on them so i'm like more conscious of that kind of like kind of i don't want to say ruins the orgasm but it makes it more difficult because you know you don't want to be like oh i'm coming and bite his dick off no as a man we don't like that no some guys do but most guys don't generally not my top thing no not i can understand that so i'm i was being very conscious of you know making sure that i didn't hurt him if if i should you know um yeah spasm in an orgasm if i could put it that way you know i got kind of spastic when i come and you know i kind of flail around and yell and scream and all that other stuff so it is all good this is feeling really good too i'm like flashing back to his tongue on my on my clit just circling on teasing me and you know just getting that clit so hardy you know and he kept saying oh god your pussy's so wet i wish he would have spoken up a little bit more because he was like whispering a lot of erotic things i don't know if the video picked it up or not i don't know yet yeah we'll find out when we do it because it's very hard time i heard him whispering i didn't hear what he was saying i could figure out what he said because the way you would answer it or i would repeat it you know because he'd be like oh my god you're oh my god you're so wet i'm like oh i'm wet huh you think i'm wet so i would so because i know he was like just not used to being so in my head during it I'm sitting there like is he trying to hide it from me it's like dude you're fucking my wife yeah there's nothing if if you have your dick in my wife whatever hole and or at this point there's pretty much nothing you can do that's going to offend me yeah pretty much unless you hurt my wife then i'll kill you so i know you won't you thank them you'll be like i wanted to do that for so long now here's your 20 bucks leave yeah it's funny take the body here's the 20. I'm bargain shopping. There you go. But, oh my God, I felt good. Yeah, and what the thing is, it's like he's not in a lifestyle. So this was all new to him. That's right. He just found you, like, through your Instagram or Twitter. Mm-hmm. Instagram and I'm thinking Instagram and just joined my only fans he's like he's on one of the only fans uh accounts so he sees all the videos i do so it's gonna be really erotic maybe when he sees his own videos i think that'd be very erotic he's like i don't want to be watching it but i think it'd be very erotic be like yeah i mean like i said my first mistake marriage um we videotaped ourselves back in the day when the video cameras were huge yeah and and then like i said after we watched it i said to her i said you're a lying bitch what do you mean i said there's no way you find me sexy after watching that and that's why you're behind the camera from now i'm scarred for life i got i saw myself fucking i can't do that anymore or oh my god attractive oh stop it but that's me you know again some you know a lot of people don't like to see themselves on film in any way right i get it but i i don't mind you know i see the flaws believe me i see them i'm like i'm human i'm human i was having fun did i have fun yes i have fun do i care no i don't care i don't you may not look as beautiful and polished but i had so much fun it was such an er don't care. Yeah. I don't care. So you see a little cellulite. You see this. Whatever. See a little stretch marks. You're 60. What now? Three. Wow. That's hard to believe. I'm in trouble saying that. The three is the easy part. The 60 is the hard part. The 60 is the choker. Jeez. Three. Anyway, back to your pussy.
Speaker3: I'm playing with my toy. Sorry, I don't want to put it too close.
Speaker1: You're playing with your pussy with a toy. With a toy.
Speaker2: If you were playing with a toy without your pussy, you'd be chipping teeth.
Speaker1: I don't know what I'd be doing then. It might be just like up in the air. Who knows? I'm just playing with a toy. let me just let me just get back into this now oh god yeah oh so so he set the precedent now for uh a fan fuck you know this guy came some distance yes he did and you know he came some distance in a couple weeks steven will be another you know another yeah another fan yep exactly you're right it's like okay how many fans can i fuck in a month in this case two two actually one's august one will be september oh okay so maybe it's something we have to look into is fuck one fan a month. Oh, that sounds like fun. Yeah. Oh. So keep tuned for that. We'll see. Yeah, we'll see what happens. It's going to have to be a Patreon fan, though. Oh, yeah, absolutely. We'll only talk about that on Patreon. Oh, yeah. I agree. I agree because it's so fucking hot. And if you have joined Patreon and you're listening to this we want to thank you you know for being a loyal supporter yeah i'm thanking you right now okay i'm thanking you so much well you're thanking your vibrator i'm thanking a lot of things you don't have any spunk loop over there that's okay. Yeah, there's some on the other side, but that's okay. With spit, it was a long way. Spunk lube is so much better, though, I have to admit. Spunk lube is so much better.
Speaker2: And you can get yours at spunklube.com.
Speaker1: Yeah, it is better than spit. But spit works. Spit works.
Speaker3: Oh, my God.
Speaker1: That's right on my clit. Right on my clit. You're telling yourself where to put it my clit right on my clit so like i have you're telling yourself where to put it uh that's right i'm sorry i never listen to me i just i just tease myself i'm such a bad girl no i'm not gonna put on the clip please put it on my clit i'm the worst lover i've ever had i don't listen to me i tell it what i want i tell myself what i want and i never do it i never listen it's like don't you know where your clit is well in general i do yes but i never listen to myself yeah i have to listen to you all the time i i know sorry i i apologize for that but uh yeah so then you got to oh then i got the right him that's what i'm i'm thinking about in my head is like i wanted to i'm like i i kept thinking like i i said i need to have your cock inside me i need to have that cock inside me right now and while we're fucking he's like oh my god don you're so beautiful he goes oh my god your pussy is so wet at first it was like like my pussy when you first like enter me i'm usually kind of tight until i like loosen up you know even though i'm wet i'm still kind of tight and then it like loosens up a little bit more he's like god your pussy's so tight i'm like uh yeah i i know oh my god that was so good i'm oh i was like pound it. Pound my pussy. I just want to fucking ride that cock. And he was, like, really enjoying it. You could tell, like, his eyes would roll back into his head, you know. One of those kind of looks like you're almost drunk with lust.
Speaker3: Yep. Yeah.
Speaker1: You know. You know that look. It's like, oh, my God. Oh, that felt so good. And I knew that I had a special little surprise for him. Oh, but before that, again, this is another show we're going to talk about. Oh, yeah? Little tricks that guys do to stop from coming. Oh, yeah. I had a feeling he was getting ready to come. Oh, yeah. That's when he, like, stopped, and he's like, I want to use your pussy. Oh, yeah. You're right. He flipped me around. He's like, I've got to use your pussy. And I was like, that's when my my my foot was flicking yeah he got me down there oh my god you're right that meaty fucking tongue went right on my clit holy crap he was like like tongue fucking me but not really it was like right around the whole you know skirting around it oh i do that oh yeah you do you do that whole tease it does it really does it's like when i have you lick my balls you know it's just you know oh god i feel so good oh yeah and when we we quickly like watched that video and you saw my my my foot like flicking i knew that that was like oh there. That's where I was like, yeah, I was there. Both feet were flicking. I could just see the one that was really close to the camera. Yeah, I got that angle on purpose. Did you? Like I said, for anybody who's a foot fetish guy, you get to see her foot flicking. Yeah, you get to see the bottom. That's a telltale sign Donna's having fun. Yeah, yeah. If you see her foot and it's really flicking. You see it flick? It's she was in a pool she'd be moving across the water i'd be swimming yeah i would be like yeah i'd be halfway across the pool by now or but in the next pool over so he was going down on you pretty good yeah really good he had that nice technique nice technique he had the nipple roll going yeah the nipple roll and then he started like sliding his finger my pussy and i i want him to slow down a little bit because i didn't want to like sometimes if you go too quick it i'd actually come better if you go slower if that makes any sense everybody's different yeah yeah it's like you gotta slow down i think some guys see that on like on videos and stuff well sometimes the girls actually squirt that way. You know, but there's girls who like it that way. There's girls who want it slow. There's girls who don't want it at all. Yeah. You know. I always end up slow. Like Angelina doesn't like to be finger fucked. Oh, it depends if it's slow and, you know. Because I love it. Well, like when you do that, I swear, it feels like you're taking your finger and you're like rolling it in there. And you just say you're not you're like well i i i do like this oh you're like moving your finger around like in a little circle in a circle oh so that's what i'm feeling because that's what it feels like you're doing i'm just like oh i could just feel my whole like little cunt like open wide and like oh just get in there just get in there it's kissing me back oh my god that feels so good oh i love that it's like i just i just come all over your face at that point because it just feels as you should oh that's so great oh you're so good at that oh my god you're so good oh i just love the way you eat my pussy oh my god oh but he was doing the same kind of thing with his finger it was really nice it was that was good that was good i yeah that was gonna let's go in a mile a minute he was doing a good job because the way you were reacting it's like i mean i've been around you enough oh yeah poor thing well yeah i'm still in therapy i know but no i can tell the guys who can eat pussy and the guys who can't.
Speaker3: And I try to direct them too so they know like, you know, just, you know, that little,
Speaker1: the flicking their tongue on my clit, just that gentle flick is, can just be the difference between having an orgasm or no orgasm.
Speaker2: I mix it up.
Speaker1: Yeah, you mix it up.
Speaker2: I'll do it real hard. I'll do it just barely touching.
Speaker1: Oh, sometimes it's like, I'm just, I'm just starting to get anything you switch it up i'm like oh don't do that i think like no you're not gonna come yet you're not gonna come yet so yeah so then he flipped you over he's eating your pussy and you had a really strong orgasm yeah i was trying not to like windows are open. And the neighbors are out. The neighbors are out. Oh, man. Oh. And they're not that close, but I'm just that loud. I'm just that. Yeah, you were. Yeah, you were. Yeah, I was. Oh, I usually am. I'm usually pretty loud. Yeah. It's always like that Harry met Sally moment, you know, the neighbor's next door. and it's like, I'll have what she's having. Yeah, I keep thinking of, what's the movie where it's Lassie? Is that? Oh, Porky. Is that Porky's? Yeah, the first one. The first one, yeah. They keep putting, like, a stuff a sock in her mouth or something. Well, she loves the smell of the. Oh, okay. Of the boys' locker room, the smell, the jocks and stuff, yeah. Oh, boy.
Speaker3: But anyway.
Speaker1: I just thought it was because, like, because she was so fucking loud. Because that's me. I'm so fucking loud.
Speaker2: Yeah, she howls like it's all.
Speaker1: Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker2: When she's in there and she's getting ready to come, she's like, ooh.
Speaker1: Yep, Lassie. That's pretty much me. A little different howl, but real close.
Speaker3: Loud.
Speaker2: More of a chihuahua and a fucking blunder.
Speaker1: That's pretty, that's terrible. Nothing ironic about that. Back to your story. I'm watching you sit here and play your pussy and, you know. You're talking about chihuahuas and blenders? Yeah, I just ruined it. Yeah. Let me get back into it then. Then I got him on his back again. And I was riding him. And I knew that I wanted to give him something really special. Because I didn't know, you know, if he had ever done this before. So I'm like, if you think my pussy's tight, wait till I stick you in my ass. He goes, I've never done that. And I was like, oh, we're going to, we're doing that. We're doing that. So I slid him out of my... Didn't he almost say, like, we'll save it for next time? Yes, yes. He was trying to get out of it because he was afraid of it. Yeah, he was like, well, and I was like, oh, no, we're not. No. He's not going to suck you in and disappear. Yeah, come on. You may look like the abyss, but... We have a board. You've strapped a board to your ass. You'll be fine. Just wear this backup parachute. They call it spelunking, but. Yeah, so you did your thing. Oh, yeah. I slid that cock right into my fucking ass. Oh, my God. And I just started grinding on him and i was like oh my god it just and again it's like real tight at first i want to make sure that i got him like in there like all the way i want to make sure that that cock was in as deep as it could go and i kept like trying to get him like spread my ass cheeks wide so i can get him and get get that cock and like in my ass oh my god that was so good oh my god that cock felt so good and you know he had like um he'd shaved but he had like little nubs and those little nubs this is gonna sound sound kind of weird but it was very erotic and it was very pleasurable was tickling tickling my clit. Like, it had, like, little nubs. Sure. And it tickled my clit. And I was like, oh, my God. I could cum like this. This is just, it just feels so good. Generally, they say Asian hair is a little softer. I couldn't tell because there was just a little bit of stubble there. But, yeah, it wasn't offensive. Okay, it wasn't abrasive. abrasive that's what i'm saying so it was probably a little softer okay not like my hair my hair is like terrible strip wood yeah yeah rusty metal parts yeah there you go yeah it's pretty terrible but it was oh my god oh god and then he kept saying he was i'm almost there and then he would like back off and i was i wouldn't know if he was like ready to come yet or not and then he's like oh my god i'm almost there and then he'd be like you know back off and then like the third time he goes i'm i'm almost there i'm almost there i'm right there i'm right there and i was like okay I'm not changing anything because I want him to really come in my ass and he oh my god oh my god he oh oh I could feel when he came like in my ass I could feel I could feel him pumping I could feel him pumping like in my ass oh god oh god I might come I might come now oh oh i wish it's just a little bit stronger oh i can feel it i can feel like it just come like oozing out of my out of my ass as he came i can feel him i can feel him pumping oh oh Oh that. Yeah, it was. Oh, my God. Sorry about that. That's okay. I just turned to vine. I was trying to move my face. I was like, I can't. Let me put this down. Let me put this in just for a little bit. I can't get my toy to turn off. Your toy's all worked up, too. Oh, my God. Yeah. The only thing is I couldn't tell, like, what kind of a load was coming out of my ass. Like, sometimes I can tell, and sometimes I can't. It felt wet. I was like, oh, I hope it's, like, a nice, big, big, creamy load. Like, just, like, kind of the glumps out of my ass. And? Well, I verified when we quickly watched the video. The end of it. The end of it, yes. It was. It was a nice, big, thick, creamy glump of cum. Yes, it was. A dollop. He put a couple tablespoons in your oh he sure did that was awesome that was oh that was so wonderful and he was you got to have your first asian guy you got to have his first ass yeah first anal to give his first anal right um yeah we yeah i guess to give his first anal would be the correct way to put that first First time he had anal sex. It sounds gay. It does sound gay. But whatever. Yeah, so yeah, first time. Or maybe it's the first time. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, first time he ever gave anal. Yeah, gave anal. Didn't give away his. No. He did my butt. Yeah, no. Drilled my butt. Very erotic. It was. It was really. And for the rest of the day he's like oh thank you oh thank you like he was like shaking your hand you know we laughed oh yeah it was i was so much fun that was so much fun i'm so glad because it like there's like i said the build-up you know know, him being so far away. It's also just an erotic thing. Here's a fan. Right. Yeah, I've always found fan fucks erotic. You know, that it's somebody's dream. I mean, you sit there and look at, you know, celebrities or whoever. You know, you sit there, oh, my God, I'd love to fuck that. Right, exactly. If that could ever happen, it would be like a dream come true. Yeah, but, you know, most people realize it's not going to ever happen. And this guy, you know. All the planets lined up, you know, whatever it took. It was, and he. Oh, it's going to be an ironic thing. He arrived here and came. Well, hopefully it'll be something that's going to be ironic for him for some time. I hope so. He'll be a source of, you know, pleasure and joy and, you know. Oh, he'll be whacking off to his own videos. Whatever, maybe. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that. How soon do I need to go back to the Philadelphia area? Probably not for a year. No, boss, how soon do I need to go back to Philadelphia? I think there's a project out there I need to do, desperately.
Speaker3: If there's not one there, maybe I should go and look for some.
Speaker1: Yes, exactly.
Speaker3: We'll create some.
Speaker1: Yeah. Or make sure there's none.
Speaker3: Exactly.
Speaker1: I just got to spend time there to find out. Yes, make sure there's no projects. All the projects are finished. It might take a year or two.
Speaker3: Yeah. You never know. I have to do research first. Make sure there's no projects. All the projects are finished. It might take a year or two. Yeah. You never know. I have to do research first. Oh, my God. That was pretty amazing. But you're a short order cook. Yeah, yeah. Well. He's not a cook. No. But I didn't think this would ever happen just because he was so far away. We talked about this before. It was, if I ever was in your part of the, you know, your part of the world, you know, would we ever hook up? And I was always like, yeah, I mean, it would be fun.
Speaker1: Sure. And it just worked out that way. So it was like a win.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: I mean, it had been fun if a sharpshooter would have, yeah. The sniper, Mr. Sniper. Mr. Sniper would have showed up to see if he had gotten a threesome.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: Actually, this worked out kind of nice.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: I got to just focus.
Speaker2: I have a funny feeling he would not have participated in the threesome, so it wouldn't have been a threesome.
Speaker3: Oh.
Speaker2: I think he probably would have waited and tried to play.
Speaker1: A gapter.
Speaker3: Afterwards.
Speaker1: But no, it was very erotic. You know, the videos, you know, I dumped it and previewed it. And I wanted to show you the cum load. Oh, he showed him the cum load, too. And he was like, oh, my God. Yeah, I was, you know, I know you always like to see that. I love the cum load. Because you can't see it. Right. Sometimes I can feel it. Sometimes I can really feel it. But feeling it and actually seeing it are two different things. because you can't see it right i can sometimes i can feel it sometimes i can really feel it but feeling it and actually seeing it are two different things because you can't feel necessarily the quantity no or what it did as it came out yeah you know did it ooze out did it stringy yeah exactly some cum loads are a little more watery and they just kind of dribble out other ones are more gelatinous and they just kind of lump out and his was like glumper yeah it kind of like thicker thicker like hung like it hung like on the top of his cock for a little bit and then as he pulled it out the rest of the way it kind of like oozed down the rest the other i wanted to continue shooting but the camera overheated yeah i didn get to finish, but usually you clean them up. I did. Yeah. I did. I tasted his cock and cum, and I like to do that. All I heard you as I got the camera fixed was you're like, you must eat healthy. Yeah. Your cum tastes really good. He goes, oh, I try. That was certainly fun it was a two thumbs up oh absolutely two thumbs up that was amazing i mean i'm so glad i am so glad i we were able to pull it together you know because it was just like a a win he's like well you know i'm gonna be you know around like in, in your area on this date. And I'm like, well, I had plans, but those plans fell through. So it was a sure thing. So it actually worked out fine. Yeah. That's great. Yeah, it was great. Well, we'll wrap this up since we recapped the fun you had today. Yeah, that was amazing. Yeah. Good. All right. Save slave it for later slave it for slater slave it for later slave it for later i'm only drinking water don't worry i drank too much last night yeah you was terrible i didn't drink that much either you were slurring your words oh i was hammered yeah it surprised me because i was only pouring like that much yeah and i'm sipping it i wasn't like doing he shows a little that much it's like you know four inches of bourbon i'm kidding it was like a half inch it was like a half inch maybe yeah maybe it was maybe an ounce yeah and i would sip it wasn't like i was and there I was, and there was ice in it. There was ice in it, too. Like, you couldn't even walk. Somehow, it snuck up on me and kicked me in the ass. Yeah, it sure did. Maybe I should have eaten dinner. Yeah. That might have been the problem. That could have been the problem. So, anyway. All right. Again, we thank everyone for listening. And, again, thank you for being a Patreon subscriber. And thanks for letting me come on the air and like blowing out your drums.
Speaker2: We're going to get the studio set up and we'll put these so if people want to see the video, they can see it.
Speaker1: Yeah, I think.
Speaker2: Of shows we can do this for.
Speaker3: Exactly.
Speaker2: And, but yeah. So, all right, everyone.
Speaker1: Thank you. And have a great night everybody