Donna gets a visit from a Fan

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Speaker1: this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest
Speaker2: and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. Hi everybody, it's Donna! Yes it is. Starting out already, are you?
Speaker1: I think I just did.
Speaker2: Son of a bitch. Now, again, I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. As you can tell, he's so loving and kind and wonderful.
Speaker1: I have that now on audio. I'm going to make a sound bite of that.
Speaker2: I think you should.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Should I say it again so it's like.
Speaker1: No, you got to write the first take.
Speaker2: Yeah, it was good. Okay, it's great. Oh, my goodness. What a day.
Speaker1: Yeah, in so many ways.
Speaker2: In so many ways. What a day.
Speaker3: Yeah. It was. What? Who?
Speaker2: First day with little lips.
Speaker1: It's a tongue. It's a new tongue, so we have to break it in tonight oh I think we have to the one gentleman we're going to talk about I was actually kind of flattered today that he consulted us he has a podcast about sports right and he actually was picking my brain about podcasting and stuff like that you know you know picking my brain right well you're about podcasting and stuff like that and you know and you know yeah you know it was amazing he's like how many listeners do you have and i told him he's like wow it's like he saw our stats and stuff yeah i showed him the stats you know and um you know i look at our stats and i go wow i'm sitting here you know so again i want to thank everyone again that's i'm always we're very humbled by it we never we thought we'd uh if we ever got 50 listeners we'd be oh yeah i would be astounded but and we have 62 62 we might make 100 sometime day we dream Dare we dream. Well, we actually... What's that? We're blessed. We have a lot more than that. Yes. Yeah. It's really amazing, humbling. I'm not sure the adjectives they use, but... It is. It's just, again, we are very grateful and uh we we do this as therapy um hopefully some of you feel it's therapy too to have some fun hopefully make you laugh i know i've pissed some people off you know what besides me it's a constant state for you i mean there's two guys that made comments i've mentioned this before oh yeah and all they do is like oh it's just so depressing because all the husband does is pick on himself it's like it's called sense of humor assholes uh so what if i can't pick on myself how can i pick on somebody else they haven't reached out in a while so i don't know i don't care i did it and it's like a lot of um hosts of tv shows and stuff like that you know radio shows and things they they'll tell you like you know people will bitch but they still listen right so it doesn't matter yeah whatever um we also get a lot of positive feedback which we get you know a lot more 99.99 percent of our feedback is all positive stuff. So, again, we're thankful for that.
Speaker2: Yeah, we can always make improvements. But, I mean, like I said, this is just real raw. It's not scripted. Like we've said a thousand times, it's, you know, we will come up with a topic.
Speaker1: And then sometimes as we sit down in front of the mic, what are we talking about?
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker2: Hey, let's talk about this. It's like, oh, yeah, okay. And then roll with it because this is the shit we talk about over the kitchen table.
Speaker1: Literally over the kitchen table. We had the mics and stuff on the kitchen table. this is the shit we talk about over the kitchen table literally over the kitchen table we had the mics and stuff on the kitchen table this is the shit we were talking about yeah now we just do it in an outbuilding yeah so the dogs aren't barking which I can still fucking hear them yeah good lord fucking dogs sorry I'm in a fucking mood yeah so we had talked about on the last last week talked about it was going to be a threesome weekend for you. Yeah, well, that kind of didn't happen. Now, okay, let's also preface this. I got this to say. Okay. The links I had on our website, hotwifepodcast.com, were the, I mistake, I screwed up and there was the a wrong links so if you're trying to join our patreon account you couldn't have they are fixed now so now you can if you have so desire yeah i tried and i couldn't five hours a month again and what that entitle you to is we're going to do at least four shows a month that are only going to be for Patreon subscribers. Right, and they're going to be way more juicy. A little more interesting. Yeah, a little more juicy. So, like, we're going to talk about, well, we're going to go over highlights of Donna's Afternoon, but we actually just got done recording that show for Patreon. And I'm just going to tell you. It was a lot of juicy. it was a play-by-play and um it was a very very sexy yes very erotic yeah very erotic i'm i you know i drooled into the uh mixing board here i have to get i have to get a i have to get a wet wipe or something i know a new mixing board now one that's waterproof cum proof cum proof yeah there you go so um again 1. 2.
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Speaker1: five hours a month um and that will entitle you to um you know and again if i can come up with some other packages make some other things we'll we'll have other packages available but uh with some offerings i don't know what we can do because i can't give away videos because they're adult in nature
Speaker2: exactly
Speaker1: so we can't do that but the audio we can do great offerings i don't know what we can do because i can't give away videos because they're adult in nature exactly so we can't do that but the audio we can do right but uh you know if i can get some sponsors maybe to give us some shirts and uh or something we're come up with something oh that's true so but anyway with that said so either go to our website and follow the link to Patreon, and please subscribe. Appreciate that. And or go to the address I said, patreon.com. That's P-A-T-R-E-O-N. I think it is E-O-N. Yeah, E-O-N.com slash Hot Wife Podcast. All one word, no spaces. Okay. Okay. So with that said, we're going to give you a little.
Speaker2: Highlights of what happened.
Speaker1: A 30,000 view of what went on today.
Speaker2: Yeah, yeah. This was actually the original plan was the two guys. We called one Mr. Ohio because that's where he was from and Mr. Sniper because he had a giant cum load. And he shot pretty big. Yeah. It was a strong yeah it was a strong it was a strong it shot up yeah it was a pretty good shooter and that was supposed to be a threesome i talked to both of them like yesterday they're both very excited about it well this morning i got a text message from mr sniper that he had injured his calf a contractor It's a long story. contractor had a nail gun somehow it went off and hit his leg he sent me a picture it's like we don't know what's that that's real we i really don't know anything anyway he never never showed up if it is real we hope he's well yeah if it is real i hope he's well i mean i said i'm like i hope you're're feeling better. Don't get infected because puncture wounds can get infected pretty quickly, especially from a nail gun. Sure. I don't know. Again, my knowledge of nail guns, they have to be depressed onto something. On something. Now, it could have, and it could have gone through the board. Yeah. So I don't know what can happen. But he didn't call to cancel or anything else? No, he just never showed up. Just said, hey, this happened to me and can we put makeup on it or this? And I'm like, yeah, but you might want to keep that clean. Well, that's all we're going to shoot. We're just going to shoot his legs. We aren't going to shoot him fucking you or anything. Exactly. You're right. We just were going to shoot the back of her legs. What are you kidding me?
Speaker1: Guys just want to see other men's calves.
Speaker3: It's calves.
Speaker2: That's what this whole video was. It was a erotic calf video.
Speaker1: I don't want to see. Get that dick out of her. I don't want to see her sucking his dick.
Speaker2: No, I want to see his calves.
Speaker1: I want to see his calves.
Speaker2: Oh, now you have this hole in it. Oh, it just ruins it for me. It's going to scar, isn't it? I'd fuck the hole in his calf. That's terrible. No. Too soon? Too soon. That's terrible. Just checking. But Mr. Ohio did show up. And Mr. Ohio, this was a long time planting. This little seed was planted, oh, God, a year ago six months something like that yeah we started doing better part of a year at least yeah better part of a year and like once a month we do a webcam you know and so yeah we established now he was a fan he was a fan absolutely and he uh the other guy we met or tried to meet we haven't met him yet through uh one of the web swinger websites yeah one of the swinger websites more local exactly and he had joined uh my only fans page and you know it was you know he's a subscriber so we're at once a month we'd you know do these webcams and we'd talk for 15 minutes and then the rest of it he'd be like okay let's let's get each other off so i you know and every time he'd come he had this like nice big thick goopy you know orgasm so i was like oh that could be fun and he was always concerned about oh you know you you know if i travel up there are you sure you want to fuck me would you fuck me i you know um maybe my my dick's too small but yeah I just had a flashback to
Speaker1: Silence of Lambs. I'd fuck me.
Speaker2: I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me home yep that's terrible it puts the lotion yeah yeah that's terrible i'm sorry you said that yeah sorry you'd fuck me i'd fuck me i'd fuck me but yeah he was like okay i'm like yes let's you know if you're ever in the area contact me. And I didn't think he'd ever be in the area because he actually moved from Ohio, like, even further into the Midwest. So I was like, this is never going to happen. Well, lo and behold, he was like, guess what? I'm in your area. He goes, from according to, you know, the GPS or whatever, I know kind of like the town you're in. I'm like an hour away, hour, maybe a couple minutes away. I'm like, oh, well this is doable. He goes, what are you doing this afternoon? Or, you know, this was yesterday. What are you doing tomorrow afternoon? I was like, well, I had this other guy planned, but want to do a threesome? He goes, well, yeah, I could, he goes, maybe I'll watch. He wasn't sure, you know, wishy-washy back and forth. I was like, well show up let's see what happens maybe you know the first guy maybe i'll i'll watch it wasn't sure you know wishy-washy back and forth i was like well show up let's see what happens maybe you know the first guy maybe i'll i'll play with him maybe we'll do a threesome maybe not we'll we'll play it by ear see where see where it goes sure so mr sniper just never never showed but mr ohio did and that was very erotic. You know, the fact that he'd been a fan and, you know,
Speaker3: watched my videos.
Speaker1: Well, you guys have done so many chats together.
Speaker2: So many webcams together.
Speaker1: You know, and you knew he was already enamored with you.
Speaker2: Right, right.
Speaker1: Because he doesn't live with you.
Speaker2: Well, you know, they don't know that. They don't know the real me until you live with me.
Speaker1: So we'll hide that dirty secret. When you get to see who the wizard is behind the curtain oh it's like oh my god please god i've seen without makeup on thank you you're you're so so uplifting and supportive that's what i love about you i don't you better make a new one i'm tired of that one can we can we make a can you try yeah i think you need to make a new one i think everybody's tired of hearing that including me i think mostly you mostly me i'm sure okay i'll see what i can come up with yeah okay you do that that's your assignment okay don't be a bad boy i don't want to have to spank you yeah i want 10 pictures so anyway so he came out obviously he came out he arrived and came there you go he showed up he showed up and he came a lot of firsts he's of um he's japanese yeah he's a japanese gentleman and i've never been with a Japanese or Asian or whatever the term is you know I don't even know whatever the term is doesn't matter he was a gentleman he was a very nice guy very nice overly polite yeah very you know I mean uh I made us lunch yeah I guess it was and uh you could tell he travels a lot for business. Right. And he was like scarfing him. Well, I told him, I said, I made fajitas, chicken fajitas. And I said, help yourself. And I'm not saying this in a bad way. Right. I don't need to stretch. But again, because he travels a lot. Unfortunately for him, he eats a lot of restaurants and fast food. Right. Doesn't show it. He's in pretty decent shape. Well, he says he tries to eat healthy, so. I'm not saying he doesn't make smart choices. Yeah. Because I'm just saying. But, so, you know, there's a ratio of filling to tortilla shell that you generally go, okay. He put about enough of the stuffing.
Speaker3: I'd put on two.
Speaker2: He put in one.
Speaker3: And I'm like, hey, man, go at it. You know, you do you. That's good. The chicken was so tender. And like those caramelized onions were just so delicious. It was like it just melted in your mouth. It was so good.
Speaker2: Now we're talking food porn.
Speaker3: So he ate that one. Yeah, I am too.
Speaker1: He ate that one. And he's sitting there quietly. And hey you want more man please go eat is it okay i made plenty eat go so he wolfed down another one so yeah i told him he wanted another one he goes i'm full i was like cool i said no you don't get a lot of home-cooked meals. Right. That was nice. No, it was good. I really enjoyed that. That was very nice. And then the time that we spent in the bedroom was also very nice. Yes, it was. I'm not going to. Let's just say there are a lot of firsts going on in this adventure. And we're not going to say who the first were for. No. Well, we always said one. We did. Okay. But that's okay. Yeah. That was but there are but if you listen to our patreon oh i go into the intimate you hear play by play play by freaking play here i i got so fucking turned on i had to drag out one of my little toys and do it up i had to i'm sorry i hope i didn't blow up people's ears because because I was good. Well, hopefully I'd like to think that whatever means they listen to our podcast on has a volume. I would hope. But I apologize for that because, yeah, I came really hard. That was good. That was really good. It was pretty quick, too. Yeah, it was. Well, that toy is really just okay did it that good well the fact is like you know you already have that memory right there so you're already like tuned up and then a few hours ago yeah exactly then you just add this little tweak of the toy and you're like i'm there i'm just right there not a problem i can that's that's pretty pretty much a no-bra brainer it was a very erotic afternoon it'd been fun if the other guy would have showed up
Speaker2: it would have been fun I'll keep reaching out to him maybe he'll show up one day who knows who knows
Speaker1: I mean I'm hoping that you know he didn't not show up or not contact us
Speaker2: We'll be playing simple. Yeah. It's, you know, maybe he had to go to the hospital, maybe, because because again, he can get blood poisoning and stuff like that from it. So we're hoping he's okay. Oh yeah. Let's, let's talk about, you know, well, most, most nails for my nail gun are not rusty. Most nails. Yeah. But every now and then. But they're still going to have oil and stuff on them. They're going to have oil and stuff. Yeah. You, you may not get tetanus, but you'll certainly have an infection. Now, if they had spunk lube on them. If they had spunk lube on them if they had spunk lube on it might different thing yeah and if you want to put spunk lube so you can get nailed there you go good little juxtaposition yeah a little you know transition you still segue very good kudos to you i'm on top of my game sometimes. Sometimes. I'm not even drinking alcohol. Wow, that's amazing in and of itself. Not after last night. Yeah. I'm actually probably going to take two weeks off of drinking. What? I'm going to save it for when Stephen gets here. Yeah, I have a funny feeling. And then that's just going to be four days of debauchery. Yeah, I have i'm a funny feeling actually one day i can't because we'll be at that party right you know and i gotta drive right but i i don't end up drinking a whole lot of those parties anyway i'm too busy with a dick in my mouth well yeah dick and cider yeah so hard dick and cider so so yeah we'll. I think that's going to be interesting. Oh, that. Like I said, this party now is going to be, it's a full party. It's 12 couples, supposedly. And of the 12, half of them are brand new. Brand new. Wow. Interesting. So I get to, my tongue gets to explore some unexplored territory. You got. By me. Yeah. True. By you. That's not a bad, that's not a bad thing, but. We'll see. I'm also really excited to the video we just shot to, well, we took a quick glance at it after we shot it because it felt like it was good. F felt like a good time. It felt like a good time. I'm just going to say it that way. Yep. And we viewed it, and it definitely was a good time. We'll let you know when it goes up. Mm-hmm. You know. I think pretty hot. But again, if you keep looking at, go to Donna's links, which you're going to go to hotwifedonnalyn.com and, you know, look at the, you know, you'll even see probably something on, like, Twitter being posted that the video's up or something. Sometimes, sometimes I'll put up, like, preview pictures and stuff like that. Or, depending on the site that it gets uploaded to, some sites will upload them to Twitter. That's what I'm saying, yeah. Yeah, sometimes they do. It depends on the site. And don't forget to follow the show, which I really have to do a better job of posting more on Twitter. Hot Wife Podcast on Twitter. Yeah, I'm telling you. Drop and follow them, mister. We're stuck at, maybe it's poetic. We're stuck at 666 followers. I think it is kind of poetic yeah it's a devil of a show it is a devil of a show we're a bunch of horny devils yeah sometimes I felt like it today I didn't know how it was going to play out but it was very good worked out really well yeah it was fun it was a good experience across the board he was a great guy right right and uh yeah he obviously had a good time yeah i mean even outside there was a great social thing you know that you know we hung out we you know you showed him some stuff about doing podcasts and yeah and stuff so it was it was kind of fun it was it was just a nice social and sexual little uh interlude so it was it was really really enjoyable day yeah god i love it i mean we have days like that you're like yeah that's that's what life's about well again um we really like developing friendships yeah that's exactly when things go well with certain playmates,
Speaker3: that you can really tell there's more of a friendly bond there. It's not just the sex thing. Right. It's always great. Yeah. And that's what swinging is for us. That's what swinging is all about.
Speaker1: Friends are more important than anything else.
Speaker3: And then if it happens to go into the bedroom, well, that's even better. Is that cherry on top of the, well,
Speaker2: not necessarily a cherry in my case. I don't think I have any cherries, but you get the idea. The pit's gone, too. Everything's gone. There's nothing left. But you have that friendship, and then you take that into the bedroom, and it just enforces that friendship. You have more of a camaraderie. There's more of a bond. It's nice. It's just nice. It just makes it so much more pleasant so i like it and that's what i that's what i like about swinging that's the main thing i like about swinging they're more open they're more um non-judgmental they're more accepting sure and then you have a great conversation and a great time and then the the bedroom scene is even, well, that's great, too. So it's win.
Speaker1: It's always nice having a bond or common thread or however you want to say it.
Speaker2: Yeah, I like that. So today was very, very good. I can't wait to.
Speaker1: We're even going to take a little dip in the pool today.
Speaker2: Oh, yeah. A little chilly, but it was okay. Summer's going to end and I'm going to take a little dip in the pool today. Oh, yeah. A little chilly, but it was okay. Yeah. Summer's going to end, and I'm going to be sad. Yeah, going to get the last few in. Going to get the last couple in. Yeah, I just thought Memorial Day was right around the corner. It was just like last week or a couple weeks ago. It was like Memorial Day was just like two months ago. Yeah, I suppose so, but it's like, damn. Why does it, like, three months of summer go by so much faster than three months of winter? Oh, yeah. Winter seems to drone on forever. Yeah, you have, like, January, February, March. March is like, oh, come on. Come on, March. Well, sometimes December can get cold, too. Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes. Of course, we've had years when October we had snow.
Speaker1: Yeah. But it's like global warming.
Speaker3: You never know. You just don't know. It's not global warming now. Now it's climate change. Okay. You know, it's just, the world changes. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker2: It's sometimes scary.
Speaker3: So anyway, yeah, definitely it was a hot day. Very, very erotic day. Unfortunately, next weekend we had some planned we're gonna have to cancel yeah well we'll see let me see what let me see what what i can get done here yeah well i'm just saying again you have to go into your part-time job you didn't think we had you know forgot about that yeah i forgot so that kind of screws up the schedule too so we'll see maybe we can reschedule it i don't know oh yeah they'll be willing to reschedule but you know i may have reached out to anybody but we'll talk about it later okay so that was supposed to be a little gangbang yeah well no it's it's uh i don't Now I feel rejuvenated, so maybe we can do. You don't realize you do this all the time. I know. I get like.
Speaker1: Before, you almost have like pre-fucked jitters.
Speaker2: Like, oh, I got so much to do. I do. I was absolutely.
Speaker1: But then all of a sudden the dick pops out. It's like, oh, my God, penis. Oh, my God. I want to get fucked some more. I want to fuck some more. I want to fuck some more. It's like, wait, 10 minutes ago you were like, oh, I think I might not want to shoot anymore.
Speaker2: I got so much to do.
Speaker3: I just feel like we have a lot to do. And even if you took out the play time, you're still going to have a lot to do. I know. It's called life. Okay? You're going to work your life away. You realize that? Yeah. And that's one of the joys of swinging.
Speaker2: It's supposed to have to take time to smell the cocks. To suck the cocks.
Speaker3: And eat the pussies, right? Whatever, yeah. They ain't going to eat themselves. No. No, they're not.
Speaker1: Like I've seen that underwear women have.
Speaker3: The pussy ain't going to eat itself.
Speaker1: The pussy don't lick itself. So there you go. That's true. I guess you're right. That's why God put me on this, I guess. But, yeah, so that was a good one. But then the following week. That's when our buddy comes over, so we are going to have some fun. Yeah, you're going to be walking bow-legged, dripping cum out of every hole, aren't you? Mm-hmm, if I'm lucky. Yeah. If I'm lucky. It's going to fill you so full, cum's going to drip out your nose. You're going to be like a fucking one of these soap dispensers. I'll push down your head and cum will shoot out your nose. That's terrible, but... Pretty funny. Yeah, it is pretty funny. Thanks. I got a visual of that right now. Yeah, thank you. I went to the same time. Jinx. That's the cum dripping out of my... Squirting out of every orifice. Nose, mouth, pussy, ass, you know, anything, everything. Ears. We're going to be doing, we'll be recording a few podcasts with Stephen while he's here. And we're going to be shooting some video when Stephen's here. Mm-hmm. And drinking some bourbon while Stephen's here. Oh, boy. Smoking some cigars while Stephen's here. Holy shit. And cooking some food. Mm-hmm. Well, that's good wants to he's like he wants to have me smoke some stuff and you know chow down so it's like sure sounds like fun yeah it's gonna be a gluttonous four days uh and yes and more ways than one yeah sluttiness notous, but sluttonous. Glutton and sluttonous weekend. That'll be fun. Yeah. So make it worth this trip. So anyway, all right. Well, that was a... Again, last week, our schedule wasn't on point, and the show, the whole Patreon thing kind of screwed us up a little bit. We've worked out those bumps so again if you uh want to hear the the patreon shows it's five hours a month um not a show but a month there's going to be four shows a month on there that you can't get anywhere but there yep we're not talking about them here and um they're going to be juicier than you hear on here. And no more interesting, just juicy. But go to patreon.com slash hotwifepodcast. All one word, no spaces. Or go to our website, hotwifepodcast.com, and you will find a link in there. You can follow that too. Nice. To that, and you have access to those shows. So we'll probably always do a show like this still on Mondays that is a teaser for that show.
Speaker3: Oh, okay.
Speaker2: I guess that makes sense.
Speaker1: So you have an idea of what you're missing, but you're not going to hear it. We're not going to go into the level of detail i mean donna basically pardon me just walk through step by step while she entertained herself um talking about what went on today yeah video was even harder than what i was even talking about so i can't can't wait to freaking edit that that one. Or maybe... Do you want to edit it? No, yeah. You kind of get off on that. I do, I do. No, I don't want you to edit it. No, no, I... No, I don't want you to edit it, it's fine. So anyway, I want to thank you. Again, check out Donna's links at... HotWifeDonnaLynn.com. I'm always trying to work on some videos. Anything you guys have questions with or anything when I reach out to us, uh, suggestions,
Speaker3: uh,
Speaker1: questions or whatever.
Speaker3: Um,
Speaker1: email is at hot wife podcast at gmail.com and,
Speaker3: uh,
Speaker1: look forward to hearing from you guys.
Speaker3: And, um, again,
Speaker1: want to thank everyone.
Speaker3: Um,
Speaker1: we're numbers for some reason, keep growing and we're,
Speaker3: we're,
Speaker1: like I said, we're very humbled and flattered. Um, you know, uh, Thank you. Bye-bye.
Speaker2: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye.
Speaker2: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye.
Speaker2: Bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye.
Speaker2: Bye-bye.
Speaker3: Bye keep growing. We love it. Like I said, we're very humbled and flattered. I thought once my mom dropped off as a listener, we would go back down to two. We maintained three listeners. Oh, that's awful. Hey, mom's retired. She needs something to do. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker1: I can understand that.
Speaker2: So anyway, I want to thank you all for listening.
Speaker3: And everybody have a great night.