Does SpunkLube make it Better?

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The commentary of this program by its host or guest is the sole opinion of the host or guest and does not reflect the opinions of Hot Wife Podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Well, hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and I'm here again. Yeah, I'm hearing some nasty static or something. I don't know if it's... It's probably the appliances you guys have plugged in. Oh.

What appliance do you have plugged in there, Angelina? I have. I think it's the power cord. Oh, you think so? It's the whole thing? Oh, darn it all. I'll try to take it out in post. Let me see if this makes a difference. Go ahead, you talk. Okay, well, there's a lot of speaking going on here. I don't know. Well, as you know, it's still going on. Well, I am here with my wonderful husband, Vince, and he's trying to figure out these technical difficulties that we have every once in a while. Oh, that's better. Oh, that was you. That's my microphone. It's me. Yeah, it was you making all the static.

You're causing us static there, mister. I fixed it, though. You fixed it. Yeah, it's much better. Did I get my engineer hat back? Oh, all right. I'll give it back to you. Okay. Well, now that that's over with.

So we have Angelina here and she's got one of her uh really powerful toys so i've got a chance to watch you use a couple times any toy she has is going to have to be powerful yeah she's not she's she's playing at the pro level she ain't playing this is not you know fucking true yeah this is not a backyard game this is this is yeah This isn't checkers This is chess This is not a backyard game This is big leagues This isn't checkers This is chess This is like full contact I don't want to fuck him It's Antonio His name is Antonio Remember?

We said that last Sunday What does it take to buy the branding? If we were to change that name to Vince Bring out your Vince Angelina Put that Vince on your clit Angelina Thank you. What does it take to buy the branding? So if we were to change that name to, let's say Vince. Bring out your Vince, Angelina. Put that Vince on your clit, Angelina. Do you sell naming rights to that? I bet you if we put it out here on air, people would be like, what's the bid? Put that on fucking eBay. Oh, my God. You think you can sell dirty panties? Use toy?

Oh, my gosh really oh yeah fuck yeah oh then people send them in i'll go all day all night long i can't stop that's the problem with this it's so yummy right okay just we talked about it before yeah yeah i just want to keep coming and coming well i I know because we did that thing next to each other when you filmed it. Right. We're both laying on the bed next to each other. Here's the real downside of that. My camera, which is no longer being used, had a problem. We have no audio. None.

I threw that video away because all that erotic audio of you moaning and screaming, it's just video, no audio. And I told a whole story, too. And it was getting a lot more and more. No audio. So we have a new camera. We have to do it again, goddammit. Goddammit. When? Take two. When? Let's go, Donna. Well, we could do a test run now, I guess. Yeah, we kind of do it. You know, you have yours and I have, I brought my costume. Well, we were just kind of chilling down by the pool. Mm-hmm. And she had mentioned about, like, we talk about Spunk Lube, one of our world's sponsors.

And how, you know, she hasn't tried that yet. But she was saying when the lube she had is, she rubbed it in her hand for a while and it got sticky and everything else. Is that what it was? It got sticky? It got sticky. I don't the name of it was we want to bash them we don't want to it just no no it just it was in spunk lube and you guys had talked about it the day um last sunday when i was here and um anyway you just said how it tasted good and i well it doesn't taste not taste good but it doesn't taste like anything yeah or this had a okay i I find out why I'm making noise.

Why are you making noise? Because my new computer is on top of the speaker, my microphone wire. So you guys talk amongst yourselves. I'll quick turn my... So...

Well, I'm not going to be using the regular Spunk Lube you have the this is the hybrid version this this one that i have is the silicone version so that's like the hybrid slash water that's both of them are water soluble um yeah it's very silky i'm rubbing it all over my thighs yeah i use it for shaving it really yeah instead of using i mean i might use a shaving cream anyway but i'll put the spunk lube on especially if i'm doing my pussy because i like to get real clothes i want of clothes shaved down there and I'll put I'll see the spunk lube on, especially if I'm doing my pussy, because I like to get real close.

I want to close shave down there, and I'll put spunk lube on instead because it keeps it very slippery and silky, and so I'm shaving. I'm not going to nick myself, and it's smooth, and it really helps with the glide of the razor over my delicate lady parts. That beautiful flower. Yeah, my beautiful flower. I just have to grab those fucking meaty lips and pull them off to the stars. We're delicate with that thing? Yeah, well, okay. Especially after that one. I'm fixed now. I should have been fixed years ago. I know how to beat you to it. Bitch. I just put this in my mouth and actually tasted.

What else did you put in your mouth? What did you put in your mouth? I'm going to capture that and make a little sound. I'm going to capture that like when I put my whole mouth over this. No, just that little verbiage part. Yeah. Yeah, I just put that in my mouth and it tastes. Put that in my mouth. It tastes so good. Oh, there you go. That's a keeper. That's a keeper right there. What, do you go back and then keep things? You can cut them out. Oh, really? Yeah, the audio. I'll dub in Vince's dick. I just put it in my mouth and it tastes so good. Vince's dick.

Oh, it tastes so good in my mouth. She had to clear her throat. Shut up. Wow. So fucking brutal. So fucking brutal. I have nothing but loving and kind to you, dear. Loving and kind. But not until I pay the tab I have with you. Well, that's true. Well, you know, everything has a cost. Everything has a cost. So, okay, so the interesting part is going to be now, so we'll have you guys use your toys with no lubricant first. Okay. Oh, that's going to suck. Well, this is... Yeah, I know. Just a comparison. Just a comparison.

And then you're going to try a little bit of lubricant and see if there's a difference. Well, I do it without anyway, so... Well, let's see if there's a difference. I usually, like, use spit. I found spit is, like, a pretty good lube, too, if you're in a pinch. You see a lot of people spit on their cock when I'm sucking on it, so it slides in better. Oh, that's so hot. He's staring at me. I love that. But I think spunk lube would be batter, but if I don't batter... Be batter? Be better. Oh, better. Oh, shut the fuck up. You know, I'm just going to batter that pussy.

I'm going to batter that pussy. Isn't the batter what you get at the end of sucking that dick? Well, sort of. Baby batter? Baby batter. Oh, that's terrible. Okay, so. Look, I'm all excited. I'm already like, okay, let's go. She's not even waiting for the comparison story. No, she's like, let's just fucking get this on. She's almost naked again, which is great. Yep, yep. I got to tell you, my little great Father's Day gift was I knew Angelina was coming over. Right, right. And she sent me a text, oh, I'll be down parked by the pool. So I didn't know she had gotten here yet.

So I went down to the pool to see if she was here. And there she was, walked around the pool, completely topless. Topless, yeah. And I looked up and said, yes, there is a God. I was brushing your pool. Oh, I know. Thank you. I was brushing something else there. Honey, you can call it whatever you want. Yeah, whatever. I think the key lock in my truck might be jammed now. I'm not sure. Looks like some bird shit on my truck. I don't know. We'll call that bird shit. How's that? I'm not even going there. That's the problem.

Alright, so you are using This is that toy I got from you, Timmy, which I can give them a little plug here. They sent me this toy. It's a rabbit type thing? To give them a radio. It is a thrusting rabbit. Now, I can never see where the on-off buttons are because it's so purple. You can roll the shade up next to you and get some light in. Oh, it's good. Oh, there you go. Sorry. It sounds like I want your toothbrush. It does. Hey, guess what? She's chipped more teeth with that thing. I wish you could see this, everyone. This is awesome. It does this little thrusting thing.

In a a few minutes, they're all gone. I wish I could see it, too. I want to stick that in my mouth. Go ahead. Do it before you put it in your crotch. Yeah, can I? Okay, now see, now it even just vibrates to... That is so cool. Good thing I'm sitting down. Right? That is pretty cool. Yeah. Alright. Okay, now, well... If I ever get epilepsy, I could put my dick in your mouth And it would be the same thing I took my bottoms off already So we're going to be comparing To see how good Spunk Lube is I'm going to put my little microphone Sorry about that I am sorry I'm going, you're not. I am sorry.

I don't have to. I'm going to be able to lean back. Donna, we should do this one at a time. Oh, sure. Okay. Do you guys want to both do it at the same time? I don't even like to do that. A little sensory overload? I've already done this, like, so much this morning. She's done it so much. It's all right. Well, if we do one at a time. Okay, now this is dry. No spit. This is dry. Okay. She would be, like,. Should we both be describing how it is? It would be hard for me to get it in. Okay, well, that's part of the evaluation. Yeah, I can't get it in.

Okay, so how long would you have to use that toy before you could get it in? It would take about five minutes or so. I might deal with it. And Angelina's got the Hitachi. Yeah, so that's not going in. This thing is like the Watcher Lux vacuum cleaner thing. Yeah, I can't even. Yeah. Okay, well, you can get that fired up. I can put my mouth on it, though. That one will break teeth. Jesus Christ. That one will. Oh, my God. She's got the whole thing in her mouth. It's like the size of a microphone, you know? This is a toy you have to plug in. This is not batteries. No, it's not batteries.

This would take like, you know, three deep cell batteries. Yeah, okay. All right. I think the Air Force just buzzed the building. I think so. That's a Hitachi for you. Is she going to go for it? Because if I start, I'm just going to be. I can't get it in. Get it out of the way. See how. Go ahead. So, Donna, you'd say it's going to take a while. It's going to take a while. I can't get it in. Okay. Because it's, you know. And Angeline has now fired that thing up. Yeah. She's going into the zone. I know, I am. That was shit. Let me see if I turn her microphone so we can get it.

Yeah, because she's kind of far away from the microphone, so. You want me to grab it? Angle it down. There you go. Angle it down towards my person. Or towards your mouth. To your... The microphone is almost on a crotch. I can't. I'm getting so... Like, I just have to calm down. All right. Whatever you got to do. Yeah, I can't even... Like, I have to hold on to it. Okay. Yeah, you don't have to hold the microphone. That's fine. No, I want to. Like, it's like I'm getting turned on now. Okay. No, I can't even. There's not enough. Not enough. I can't. I can't. Okay. All right, Donnie.

I don't have to. If I force it, I can go in. It's not that kind of sex session. Yeah, but it's, I can't, not comfortably, I can't get it in. No, you're okay, Andrea. That's fine. Is that okay? Yeah, you're fine. Okay, I just don't want to ask. Just tell you what. Take the microphone and spin it 180 degrees this way. No, the microphone itself. Spin it 180 degrees. Look right and left. There you go. Keep going. Okay, now angle it up towards you. Okay. Now you're breaking it off. Oh, my gosh. Did I break this? Hang on. Let me go do technical support. Oh, no. I'm just going to keep playing.

As Donna keeps going, you should see this. Can I? She's got this really pretty bright pink bikini top on. Her skin is so gorgeous with this little belly ring. It's so soft. Hold on, I have to touch her skin. She has gorgeous skin. I love your abs. They just look amazing.

I love your your abs i've always loved your abs i love you you should see her playing with this it's bright pink it's this is hot i'll tell you what this is hot this is my she's got my favorite toys too she is just rubbing that sucker all over her beautiful pussy oh wait till you start using that hitachi again you put it right put it right on your clit and you just go right into that zone like your eyes went on the back of your head. Go ahead. Oh, I was like, ah. Put it down where? Just put it on the table.

I think you just switched out microphones for you so you don't have to be juggling things. Okay. Is this okay now? Let's see. Oh, you can really hear it. Yeah. Change microphones on. Oh, my God. Now she's got, she's leaning back on her food time, like, totally lounge back. I know, I just want to just, like, lie.

Yeah, she's, like, leaning, and she's got this fucking giant Hitachi thing, like like right on her clit so so you don't do any insertion at all no no she does it's all clitoral which is the most awesome way to come actually hold on i'm moving down towards donna yeah he's moving and i'm not into chicks she's not he's not but if donna's mouth just happens to fall i would never do that that would just be rude i would never do that although i feel a little more like so are you moistening up at all okay so it's taking a few minutes yeah it takes it takes a while it's kind of frustrating yeah oh it does feel good oh boy okay all right what are you oh yeah this is all right andrew is using the uh little hitachi with a side to side motion yeah i'm doing i feel like up and down and i got the little rabbit ears going around my clothes which is really good i just can't when i start doing this sorry oh my gosh i just want to get fucking bounced around.

Like, I want Mike to just, like, just fucking tear my pussy. Yeah, I'm going to start to come. There I go. Oh, there she goes. Oh, my gosh. Fuck. Ow. A little bit there. Okay. She's like, stop. Okay. So, that's with no lubricant That's with no lubricant Okay, so put a drop or two on top of your pussy clip I need to get popped, like I mean for real, for real Oh my gosh, this isn't right Alright, on, here I go. And I'm using the silicone one. She has the hybrid. It doesn't matter. No, but they are different. Let's put it on top. Now, see if the lubrication adds to the vibration.

That's so nice, too. This is the first time I've had it on my pussy. It just slides right in. Well, let's see. That's what we were talking about, this product. Is there a difference there, Angelina? Oh, my gosh. Yes. Oh, my gosh. If you could see her, her back is arching. Her back's arching. Oh, my gosh. She's so good. That was, like, record-breaking orgasm right there. That was, like... No, I just got to keep going. I'm listening to her, and I'm not concentrating. Sorry. It's all right. No, I'm not really having a problem. Nope, nope. I'm going through all the settings on mine.

Mine's a problem. It's like how I hold it. I keep hitting like different... I'm just going to buy you Hitachi. She just wants to go. She doesn't get a whole car. I have settings, and then this one goes, yeah, I can put it in thrusting mode, and I can, oh, there we go. That's better. You should become a car salesman. Yeah, but it's, there are too many things you can go through. And speaking from my point of view across the room, unfortunately, her pussy is mounding up. It's mounding up so much. Yeah, I can see it right from here. Oh, my God. His tits are fucking...

Heathing, like she's like, you know, arching her back and heaving. I hate my job. Yeah, I'm sure you do, dear. I'm sure you do. You just got to keep going. Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh. Okay, darling. Why don't you take this bunk loop dog and put another couple drops on her pussy. Make it a little slipperier On mine? Yeah I'm in Douse that fucking thing There you go Rub that shit in now there Angelina Oh fuck me Oh my gosh Picture some guy just plowed you And you're rubbing his cum all into your pussy All over Do you know how good this feels on here?

Because it's not rubbing on my clip And it's just silk It's fucking silk Fuck me It's not getting sticky It's not getting sticky I am but It's not our fault No this is unbelievable I mean like unbelievable Thank you.

I am but It's not our fault This is unbelievable I mean like unbelievable And I'm like it's going pretty good And it's not Okay Where's Antonio That's what she calls that Vibrary Antonio There we go I see toes curling she's stomping her feet tits are heaving stop real quick because I'm still coming it's like I know the feeling I'm still coming to him in my head I'm listening to her moan and it's turning me on even more. Yeah, this thing isn't nearly as strong as a Hitachi. Can you borrow it? I wouldn't use this. It's up to you. Oh, dear. Yeah, this isn't nearly as strong.

I think a Hitachi would make me come in like three seconds. Yeah, it does. Yeah. I don't even know what happened to my old one. I think I... Well, with Alicia pleasure, the only two things that made her squirt was a Hitachi and my tongue. Right. I remember that. That I do remember. And if I used a Hitachi and my tongue on her? Oh, forget it. Wow, she dehydrated. Yeah. That's pretty much it. Yeah, this this is... I'm a lucky man. This is quite a father's day. I used this one. It first came out, I think, on Alicia's show. Okay. And it was amazing, and that's why I got it. I have three of them.

I have two cords and then one that's rechargeable. Oh. Not battery, but... A rechargeable. Rechargeable. Do you like the rechargeable one, or is it not as strong as... I loved it, but I lost the chargeable. That's always the way it is. Have Hitachi will travel. Yeah, yeah. You know, sometimes the battery-operated ones are as strong as the ones you plug in. Yeah. And I was just wondering if there was a difference. That would be cool.

I would spring yeah definitely that would be fun can we just fuck ourselves this whole time I'm stuck over here behind the control board alright considering you're not bi so Donna can't fuck you so you're stuck with yourself I want to try to use the other Spunk Live. I'm using the silicone one, and I think... Go for it. Lube up. Get those pussies nice and wet. All right, then I want to try the other one. That was unbelievable, though. Okay, it helps. That's the silicone. Yeah, like it helps a lot. Yeah. This is the... Oops. See, I think I actually, I like the hybrid better.

I think I like the hybrid better than the silicone. Okay. This is what the show's about. We're comparison. We're comparison products here. They're both really good. No, this is the silicone one? Yeah, the one in the bottle with the green is the silicone. And the other one you were using was the hybrid. The hybrid I like. This is nice, too. Oh. I want this right on my clit. Let me just put this in. Thank you. Okay. See, now I can lean back and get into this. Yep. See, I got the little rabbit ears right on my clit.

So Donna is office chair kind of splayed back a little bit hand on one tit little jackhammer rabbit on the pussy Angelina is sprawled across her futon the whole futon tits are heaving legs are thumping down as that pussy is getting totally massaged with that Hitachi. I'm going to go high speed now. Uh-oh. I can hear it. I can hear it. We hit the turbocharger. I'm so close. I'm so close. Oh, my gosh. Oh, fuck. Donna's moaning is turning me off. I'm sorry. Oh, I'm so close. Oh, I. Donna's moaning. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm so close. Oh, I don't know. Now, Andriana's trying to grab her breasts.

Now she's grabbing her breasts. She's grabbing her own breasts. She's not grabbing my breasts. No. They're separate chairs. Everybody wants me to grab her breasts. Yeah, I'm sure they would. That's not the game she plays. That's fine. It's not a problem. You have to be respectful. It's all good. Okay, I'm right there. Oh, you got this. This is so hot. Oh, I wish it was just a little stronger. Let me get on Amazon and order you Hitachi right now. I'm going to Hitachi her. Go for it. Are you going to Hitachi me? I need more cord. Oh! I'm sorry. The rabbit's got to go away.

She's like, screw this bunny. Screw the bunny. There you go, baby. Let's go to Scud Missile. I passed it in her life. Oh, my God. Can it go up higher? bunny yeah let's hear the bunny there you go baby right let's go to scud missile i passed in oh my god oh what's gonna go up higher oh yeah oh yeah oh that's what i needed see the other one just it's good it's a tease it's uh i'm right there oh my toes are curling oh here we go it's an edger that one. It gets you to the edge and takes you over. I don't think it... Oh, what? Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I had to turn the microphone down. That was when my microphone was out.

I can see why you want to just keep coming and coming because I get that little itchy burny sensation because your clit's all going I can't relate and then I just take it away that's why it's so hard to leave you gotta order me one of them do you want to do it again no I need to regroup my clit just is so hypersensitive if you put it on again it may not be as pleasurable so I need to back off a little bit so I can I don't i don't want to like you know you can kind of burn out the sensation it kind of gets like over it gets fatigued and then it doesn't feel good anymore your clit gets like numb i push it to a side usually i don't even like to go on it there i always wear like a little pair of panties or something that's a good idea i think that that's so hot i just find over clothes very erotic right right yeah very yeah i can see that but this spunk loop was unbelievable i can't believe i i look i'm acting like this is my microphone it's bigger than our microphone I think it was pretty cool.

I never would share my Itachi. Well, thank you. I loved it.

this is my microphone it's bigger than our microphone i think it was pretty cool i never would share my attache but thank you i love donna oh i'm so lucky yeah i'm so lucky so now i have a question we did a show the other week about size matters to men too you know like women like they went different size dicks well with men we have you know women some guys want women with big breasts i went with small breasts or whatever someone like i like women with big meaty pussies yeah i love those big fucking pussy lips that kiss you back you have a tiny little pussy it's good so when you're getting all roused is yours really flower open i don't know i don't look don't look.

I don't know. I don't know. Did it? Donna had the view. I didn't have the view. It looked like it did, yes. Did it? Mm-hmm. Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha. You should know. You've been down there. It's been years. Yeah, you were down there on the show. It was a different show a lot of years ago. It was a different show, yes.

That was back in back in like 2015 wow that was a long time ago angeline you squirmed and i did squirm yeah you squirmed yeah like donna donna that was hot right then when you were that's my usual worry i when i'm with vince and he makes me come it's like same thing and it's like so strong that i for me to have multiples i would be devastated i need like a little breather between them these days well you could have multiples depending on whether they're strong ones yeah if they're too strong then i i i need recovery i need a little recovery give me like five minutes i can recover but it's like but then i when i'm done it's like oh my god i feel cigarette, I'd be smoking a cigarette.

It also depends, like, for you, too. If a guy does you orderly and you're still fired up, you'll climb on top. And then you might have other orgasms ride the dick. That's true, too. But, again, depending on the strength of those orgasms. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Angelina, you can either back me up or tell me something different. She's still a virgin. She doesn't know about orgasms. I don't know that. She's heard about them. Oh, I feel so bad for you. And one of those romance novels, they mention something? They mention orgasms. But I have different kinds. I have the wavy ones.

And the wavy ones, and those, like, the wavy ones, I have, well, with Vince, I've had 42, but it's, I can have multiples that way. But if I have the big, like, roller coaster, you get to the top, and it's a big shoot down, like the big mountain-type roller coaster orgasms, then it's like, I can't, if I have too many of them, it's exhausting. I need recovery time. Thus the party women. Oh, thus the party women. What do you mean? The party women? Oh, because...

Well, at the party we were at the other week, the women I played with all happened to have those roller coaster ones, and I had to help them all back upstairs to the kitchen. And they all sit at the table, look like they were just hit by a train. Their hair's all messed up. They're like, I need water. I have to rehydrate. Well, even last night was just, we can't talk about that. No, we can talk about it. I mean, it's past, but yeah, this is a show that's probably going to go up Wednesday. Today's Sunday. Today's Father's Day. We're going to be doing our live show later on tonight.

The women from the party, a couple new ones, and the one in particular I don't know. I don, the one in particular, yeah. I guess we'll have to have a whole separate show. Well, they've heard the live podcast, but hopefully by then. You never know. If you haven't, go back and listen to it.

But, yeah, well, I was trying to ask angelina if you have different types of orgasms like do you have like weighty ones yes or big ones but i like when i go up and it's just like explosive right but then i just want you to take it off and then because i'm going it's still pulsating i'm like still going boom and then i'm like let's start again do you ever edge yourself oh gosh i just edged yesterday okay fucking intense but as many orgasms you can have no rapidly why would you edge because it's just because it's different okay you know what i mean like sometimes yeah it's stronger sometimes i'll go like this like i'll pull it all the way in close so i can only feel the vibrations kind of it's not on it because sometimes i'll find myself so in on that i'm like pushing it on myself okay but i don't like to do that because whatever and then i like to also like start to edge and then rub myself instead of constantly use.

We have that in common. I like to rub yourself. I like to edge and then rub you. That's kind of what I was thinking. But anyway. Yeah, no, it's, I mean, that's one of the bonuses of being a woman. Because you can have multiple workouts. We don't, men, we just don't get that. Yeah, you're one and done.

I've known a couple guys that can do do multiples but they're also like in their 20s or 30s you know i don't know it was with that guy but he couldn't get it in me anyway but he would come i'd blow him he was coming right and then he was like ready to go again i actually have a video of me sucking his dick that's not but i couldn't even believe it that he just kept coming the whole time like he would come then he would be okay and he was older he was older I don't know. I all horny and jump in front anyway. I know. Well, it's like our friend Mickey. She's a big voyeur. She loves to watch.

But then next thing you know, she's behind the camera fucking masturbating and fucking, you know, it's just like, okay, I understand being a voyeur. And then you have the ability to jump in if you want if you want you know right there i guess it depends yeah it does it depends on how i don't know just like you said with us doing something getting on with a guy and then i would probably be so into it that i might get it on madonna because you're like you'll get to that point but it won't happen yeah no i'll share my hitachi with you Yeah, fit.

it that i might get it on madonna because you're like you'll get to that point but it won't happen yeah no i'll share my hitachi with you yeah that was fun fantasy is always better than reality oh god yeah yeah you know you can have the biggest sexual fantasy i'm gonna have you know all this and that whatever you know like for me you know kate beckinsale is going to show up and say vince i need to have you and then when she shows up for real it's like here's the restraining order stop emailing stop calling me you know so i will say i put that spunk lube all over my leg and it feels really really nice like it feels like i did put a lotion on so it's not just yeah it's not sticky it's not sticky and again yeah doesn't smell doesn't have that weird smell that's weird because i'm constantly playing with my thighs right now and it's and it tastes good there's there's no there's no real flavor that's good spunk lube i need you to give me some spunk that's what donna says spunk me bitch that's what i'm saying i do i do i like it it's she don't care if it's real spunk nope nopeunk glue.

Nope, I'm good, I'm good. Actually, give me the real thing. I like the, I do like getting real messy with the real thing. We'll have to get one of those baby bottle warmers. Oh, okay. Yeah, those little things. We'll get one, put the spunk hoop on it, so that way when it hits your skin, it not only looks like it, but it'll be nice and toasty. Oh my gosh, that's awesome. That probably would even be more arousing than just losing as it is. Yeah, it's like the little coffee trick we talked about before. It's always good for a good orgasm. It makes everything open up.

Yeah, it's like my pussy gets more swollen than it was before, especially all those, you know, all the blood goes to the right places, and so the sensation is more, and my pussy just like opens up like, know Portuguese man of war sucks that dick right in there see I never knew that that's weird that you even asked that because I've never heard like you were saying about big pussies small pussies I never thought about guys think that I mean do guys get turned off I shot a couple models one in particular she had big meaty pussy webs and she was very self conscious of it she's like yeah I had a guy make fun of me for it so I had to show her when I'll see like my pussy.

Oh, that's fucking hot. Is that why I was into those pussy pumps? Some guy asked me. I can't answer that. I am not. He's like, oh, do you want a pussy pump? I said I like my pussy. Oh, okay. You mean the pumps like those little cups? Yeah. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I had one on my clit when I was doing the whole BDSM thing. Yeah. And I'm not sure that it... It increases sensitivity for the woman. Yeah, but... Because it makes all the blood vessels, you know, so it's all swollen. Right, yeah. So it's kind of an artificial version of that. Why don't they just pound their pussy?

Well, you know, I don't know. I mean, how many fetishes are these? Yeah, there's a million. There's a million. You know. I mean, it was okay, but it increased the sensitivity. I think about it this way. Did it's like... Did it increase the sensitivity? It did? The sensitivity, yes. Well, it's sort of like you put a rubber band around your finger, how it swells, how it's more sensitive. Yeah. Same thing, you know. But, yeah, it was... I'm going to need an ice pack here in a minute. Stop. Ice pack. I got your ice pack. If you had it, I wouldn't need an icepack. So it definitely helped, huh? Yes.

Good product? It's a good product, yeah. Amazing. Now, because you have a small, tight, little, gorgeous, delicious pussy. Delicious. Thank you. That definitely needs some attention. It definitely does need attention. But you think now some of your problems because you have such a tight little pussy, do you think that spunk loop could potentially help in some avenues? I'm hoping. Yeah, I can't see why not. Well, I appreciate the fact you're willing to go try and experiment. I'm scared.

i get scared sometimes it's really funny because i think we went through this before is that girls want to go and get their stuff tightened and it's such a problem for me too i mean i'll be really turned on by a guy and it's just you'll pull his dick out or i always ask now I can't even just on a whim like hey let's hook up it's how big is your dick measure it let me see it I'm like for real I've tons of dick pics usually they're thinking god I hope it's big enough for her I don't want little either I'll text her like hey how's your day going she goes let me see a dick pic and then I send it to her she goes send me a dick pic I said it's there I said you might have to zoom in Thank you.

Hey, how's your day going? She goes, let me see a dick pic And then I sent it to her, she goes Send me a dick pic, I said, it's there I said, you might have to zoom in Zoom in I can't do everything for you, you gotta zoom in on it She goes, how far away was the camera?

I said, it was up close Come on over Finally, a dick I can handle somebody told me because i said this dick looks really big to my sister and she says no they probably angled it is there true that guys sit there and take different angles okay like when i shoot pictures generally i like to shoot low because then your legs look long and everything else. Okay, your body. People who see pictures of Donna and they meet her, they go, you look so much taller in your pictures. She goes, oh yeah, Vince is on the fucking ground taking my picture. Literally on the ground.

So like all these people on Instagram and shit taking their selfies, holding it up, their torso is fucking five feet and their legs are like three inches.

It looks like shit shit you know okay one of the sexiest thing about a woman is her legs and everything else so you want to do it right you want to um don't tell us going to dogs i don't know um you know shoot down lower and you get the nice long you know look yeah and um so who knows but uh where we're going with this i'm thinking no perspective for the dick yeah oh yeah so yeah If you shoot it down low, like, so who knows, but, uh, where were we going with this? I'm thinking of perspective for the dick. Yeah. Oh yeah. So yeah.

If you shoot it down low, like, you know, you shoot down low, it's going to make it look bigger. Well, I tell people I want them to like put something around it so I can actually see like, I'm getting real precise. Yeah. Yeah.

I'd say, well, come on and put your mouth around it i'll take a picture put a dollar i'm okay i'm okay with the mouth but like we said before it's like i would go into these situations and they were like you weren't what about the mouth around oh i'd love to suck cock see it's it's yeah but i'd rather do that sometimes but i really like if I'm getting turned on did I tell you Donna filed for divorce I'm surprised he didn't say I was missing he ran away to Florida with my boyfriend I'm going to be very lonely if I run away if you have any compassion for me oh god know. Oh, God. Shut up, Tony.

You're ruining it. Oh, I'm sorry. She has her hair down tonight. It looks really sexy. I don't usually. It's really, really sexy. You look like a little Barbie doll, like a redheaded Barbie doll. Wasn't there a name for that? There was a Barbie doll.

She had a friend and she had red hair there was skipper was a little blonde i was thinking she looks more like the chick on wendy's took the ponytails the what the chick on the wendy's wendy's you know the fast food no she does not pippy long she's like a little barbie redheaded i don't look like any kind of Barbie It was my um the cap I used for shooting so it just happened to wear like an odg green gun shooting gun shooting that porn shooting yeah it's hot but yeah landscaping it's not and i guess i didn't get noticed that's all right you were here what what were you wearing dear yeah wouldn't matter would it yeah wouldn't matter i don't know about it doesn't matter wearing jeans you were wearing um you were wearing what you were wearing now you just weren't exactly the same thing not even close but okay do you remember what you were wearing i was probably wearing cargo pants it depends how cold it was yeah whatever so that's only because he has a lot of cargo cargo pants so of course that's what he's wearing yeah that thing is all swollen up isn't it yeah is that yeah i think i think the hitachi does bring it yeah it looks good yeah yeah i can't see your hands yes it's oh yeah oh fuck yeah yeah jesus christ yeah does it feel swollen all of a sudden i want a fish taco sometimes like my pussy gets so swollen i can when i put my legs together i can feel that that's that's like kiss your back kind of pussy no i like when it's swollen when And I'll see you next time.

all of a sudden I want a fish taco sometimes my pussy gets so swollen when I put my legs together I can feel that it's swollen that's like kiss your back kind of pussy no I like when it's swollen when I've just gotten railed for so many hours and it is God bless you man and it is so swollen and every time I'd be like pull it out and then put it in and it hurts I got a billion idea. We need to formulate an Angelina diet. Whatever it is you eat and do, people need to fucking replicate this.

I know every man who might be listening to this podcast is like, whatever it is, I got to get this shit from my wife. I'm going to get this shit from my wife. What the fuck does she is? Jesus Christ. Because he wants to be able to fuck her for hours. That's why. That's why I want to hook up with this guy. He can go for hours's he's crazy i'd have to put a popsicle stick on my dick and ducting ouch it sounds painful that's what she wants oh she was painful i do i like it when it gets really before my husband died that's how it was we would fuck the time.

But he would get it to the point where it was so swollen. Right. I mean, when I tell you hours, I exaggerate not. Hours. Costume change hours. Shit. Costume change. Costume changes. Like, it was. Okay, we're going to put this out. This was a fucking production. Yeah, it was a production with us. That's kind of fun. It was so awesome. It was fun.

But it would get so swollen i would say pull it out and then just quick shove it in and it would be so painful that it's so yummy i can't explain it i know you know what i mean wow your pussy's gotten that way hasn't it like where it's so swollen like i mean it hurts swollen yeah that that kind of said it? Like, where it's so swollen. Like, I mean, it hurts swollen. Yeah, that kind of said, it's kind of a, it's, but it's a good hurt. But it hurts. Yeah, well, that's. Like, it's ripped up. That's probably why we like more of the, a little bit of the BDSM power exchange stuff.

Because there's that, that sensation of like, yes, it hurts, but it's a good hurt okay it's because you get that uh we went we talked about it with you know other people getting into the zone they go into the zone they're they're gonna endorphin high endorphin high okay that's probably what it is then you know it yeah it hurts but it's a good hurt it's good instead of a runner's high she is a fucker's high a fucker's high because It does it makes the orgasm It's so tingly down there It won't stop What do you think the most orgasms you've had in one day is I have no idea I couldn't tell you I don't even You can't count that high You have to get one of those a little quicker Like the ushers have At churches Maybe look like a fucking speed islander Chubututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututut were filming me and that kid I couldn't count that guy I said that kid that guy no i'm talking about even upstairs the video we talked about in the very beginning oh gosh you had a fucking bunch and i jesus christ i don't know that's the day that guy didn't show and i end up fucking myself from 10 30 to 3 yeah it was a good day yeah it could have been a better day if he'd shown up for him it'd been It would have been fun to, you know, whatever.

His loss. Definitely. His loss. Definitely. His loss. If he actually saw what she looked like and – He showed him pictures. Well, I'm saying like in person and watched what she does, he'd take his own life. Oh, my God. I missed that. Maybe he ran off the road. I don't know.

Yeah, he is some – He probably would if he saw like like the video clip If he was driving here And we sent him the video Of you like warming up Oh yeah He fucking gone off the road Hit a pole Died in a fire crash I mean Jesus Christ That was one excuse He said I was in a car accident But it was like three Really he said that But it was like three days later I was like okay You blew me off Okay whatever So we said okay And he's, how you doing? And then he blew us off again. Yeah. But all of a sudden, out of the blue, he'll be like, hey, how you doing? What's going on?

I'm like, where were you the other night? Oh, I was in a car accident. I'm like, you really? My dog ate my homework. Oh, no. Different excuse. Hang on. It's like, I'm not. At his period, we said that. I don't know, I don't. Fucking skirt wrist you fucking tight. I don't, I don't know what was going on with that. You think he would have, if he's in an accident, be like, hey, I'm okay, but I was just in an accident. I'm sorry, as a man, last time I checked, if I have the chance to go fuck two extremely hot women, I'm not missing that appointment. I'll fucking Forrest Gump it, man.

I'll run the motherfucker'll fucking Forrest Gump it man I'll run the motherfucker there Forrest Gump it He'll show up with a big long beard I'm a fucking box I'm in a box of chocolates at the fucking bus stand Waiting for the bus, I'm running She's looking at you as the older Forrest Gump I was looking at you as the younger With the things legs. The freaking braces on his legs. Not one of the guy in good shape that can run. No, I'm the cripple. I'm the child. No, see, I saw you as the runner. He runs for like three years. It's like, I didn't.

And when they find him, he's got this big, long beard. He decides, oh, okay, I'm done now. I'm just going to turn around and go back. That was it. But Vince would have been here. Fucking right. That's the point. Vince would have been here. It's okay. Might not be able to do anything because I'd be exhausted and in pain. Fuck, I've been here. He's like, but I made it. You know what? Your tongue would probably be okay. I would make it okay.

Your legs may not be like from the waist down and what you might be exhausted that tongue would be okay i would cut off lower extremity so they don't drain the energy from my tongue that's that's terrible but you know i am making sure that some part of me is going to penetrate something whatever it's it's gonna touch some skin it's it's good going to explore both of you beautiful women. You know, I might not be like, okay, my legs are tired. I just ran across the fucking country. But goddammit, you know, my fingers work and my tongue works. We're going at this. We're going at it.

But then I'm apparently a guy with a handicapped braces and shit. It's hot. Oh, I love it. Look, he's a quadriplegic. That's hot. Oh, look, he's Officer Dan in a fucking wheelchair. I'd be into that. Officer Dan is hot. I thought he was doing it. Good guy, that actor. Yeah, he's a great actor. He's also a phenomenal human being. He does a lot for his soldiers. Really? Yeah. I really don't know. Gary Sinise. He does a lot for the soldiers. That's very important. And their family. So, yeah, he's a phenomenal gentleman. We did mention the podcast. Yeah, listen to my podcast.

I was going to say call in 484-352. We're not doing a live show. I know, that's why I said it. But, no, if you want to see this, unfortunately, is not video. But if you want to see some of Donna's videos and some other stuff, go to hotwifedonnellin.com. I'm just so distracted. Hey, on our website, we have a blog now. And we also have some store items, some adult stuff you can buy. So venture there. I'm going to be putting a Hitachi up on there soon. I wonder why. So Donna's going to buy six of them. You see Angelina's review, you know. That's important. Two nipples up. Two nipples up.

Do you own my nipples? They are incredible nipples. They are. I do like the medium. They're very unique. Have you seen other girls with nipples like hers? I don't. Yeah, I don't. Mine are just like not even there. They're like missing. They're like gone. They're pretty. They're like not there. The cues are so pronounced. Pronounced. And so like they really are like a pencil eraser. You've heard other girls like. That's so gross. That's not gross. It was icky. Those things. Oh, no. Because you can see like through like the little slenders you were wearing earlier.

You can see your nipples poking through. I know. And that's the problem. And the thing is, they're also attached to beautiful boobs. Thank you. Thank you. No, it's embarrassing. I don't know if it's embarrassing, right? Because guys will say stuff. They'll be like, oh, man. And I'll be like, oh, my God. She must be really cold.

cold yeah my nipples are always hard does that turn guys on yes yes i think guys want to translate it to you're excited you're excited yeah all guys do that i mean is that just something you grow up with no yeah so you think that's hot yeah yeah we We have a guest in studio with us. It was someone Donna actually shot some video with earlier. We didn't put the microphone on. I was going to put him over there on the couch, but I knew Angelina was going to be a fish out of water. He's just observing.

I couldn't guarantee his safety yeah i could take i could take care of some wounds but the head trauma i couldn't yeah yeah now i get a little crazy just having to be in the way i think we witnessed that um that fish out of water yeah but we had another human being with it it's it's like you know it's like it's like watching an erotic lion tamer that's what it's like she you're the lion he's like We'll be right back. but we've had another human being with it. It's like watching an erotic lion tamer. That's what it's like. You're the lion.

He's got his little good luck chair, and he's trying to whip, and you're slapping at him and jumping on him. I would equate it to a shark attack. But an erotic shark attack. Okay, depends how you want to do it. It's like, he'd be swimming there and the shark is near him swimming. He's like, okay, I'm all right. It's not going after me. And also, the shark has an orgasm and it all of a sudden turns and it's violent in the water, blood, there's arms, there's everything going on. I would have knocked those glasses off. I would have looked and went, pshh. He'd be speaking in tongues.

But it's all in good It's not being mean It's just so like Primal Once you uncage that animal It's like she's the bull At the rodeo And then once you open that fucking gate You're not going going to last eight seconds. No. She would kind of like that bridle in her mouth and a strap in her hand. I think she'd like to have that on him. Right. They'd have to both wear them. Yeah, yeah, both. I'd be into that. That'd be part of the eroticism for her. It'd be struggling who gets to ride who. Oh, yeah, that would be pretty awesome.

I just like that whole big dude thing just like fool, throwing me around. Oh, obviously, I like larger men. She likes, she's, you're bad. I have to, I'm specific. I know it sounds like I'm. It's all right. You're allowed to be. You're allowed to, you know, hey, you know, you're talking, having, you know, technically in sex, you're allowing someone to enter you. Literally, yes. So to have what, one, turns you on, and two, you know, that makes you comfortable. Well, we talked about it. I did escorting for so long. It's kind of just like it is what it is. But now I'm just like. Yeah.

You don't get a chance to pick. It wasn't like you necessarily saw the cream of the crop with doing that either. I'll tell you what, I was pretty lucky because I did upscale in Manhattan. Our next show we do together, let's do a whole show about escorting. Okay. I will do that. With Hitachi. I will do that. And I'll wear different outfits. Outfits? Yeah. And I'll read some of my reviews.

i used to come home and i used to read the reviews wait outfits i've got outfits like costumes he doesn't want clothing on he doesn't want clothes on oh sorry he doesn't want to go right to the meat turn the fucking heat up in here oh sorry clothes can be very sexy though clothes can Really, you know. Shut up, Donna. Anyway, sorry. Clothes can be very sexy, though. Clothes can really, you know. Shut up, Donna. I'm going to be missing you. Why am I missing you? Hey! Did you just turn her off? Welcome to the... The Trophy Husband. I want to say Trophy Husband Show.

The Andrew and Nicole and Vince Show. Oh, my gosh. These are so funny. I love your dynamics. The thing is, I'm trying to say, yeah, clothes will be very sexy. He's like, oh, fuck you. I don't want any clothes. No clothes. All right. Now he thinks he's got to play the whole Shelly Belly thing. I love when you do the sound effects. I think that's funny. If I was you, I'd be doing it the whole time. Oh, no. I guess. Oh, we don't want to make it a morning soup. Oh, my gosh. What was the one that you did? You hit and you hit the right one. There's the applause. That was Sunday. Was it Sunday?

Oh, you did. That that was funny because usually he gets the wrong fucking button because i'm not labeled she tells me that in the bed in the bedroom too you hit the wrong button that's on so many other levels i have a question then here's a question okay green green is the Yes. Awesome. So when you're eating Don out, has he ever not done it right? No. So he's never. Tell me how it's possible how a guy can eat you out. And do it wrong. And do it wrong the next day. I know the answer. Oh, the next day? Oh, teacher. Yes, you, sir.

One of the parties that I bounced for Donna some years back, she did a whole thing where she put a banana in her pussy and then would put whipped cream. And the trick was the guy to come down and bite the banana and pull it out of her pussy. This guy went beyond the banana and actually bit her pussy, caused her to quit to bleed. Oh, yeah, I was bleeding. That's one way. That's one way. But I mean, if you're, I went out with a guy and he just, I used to have to tell him, I'm like little man on the boat.

And he would get it wrong every single time that I was just like, dude, don't even eat the ass. I'm willing to try different ways for you and see if you could tell me like no that one's not right but doesn't man do that like once you get it donna he never not gets it the comment we had last night that i heard commonly from these women they would they were comparing notes which is really kind of weird when you're standing there and they're like they're like how he does that do you you know how he does that? I got my...

And they're like, you do things to my pussy that no one's ever done, and I've experienced more orgasms than I've ever experienced. How do you do that? I said, I just do it. I just do what comes out. I've never been taught, never... I mean, I'd like to practice more, but that's a different story. But no, it's just what I do do it's and so i don't know i mean i've never had a complaint uh so but but i mean now i've seen guys that um don't do it right it's like that like that fucking uh uh tootsie roll lollipop commercial with the owl so how many licks they get?

It's like, how many licks to the center of Tootsie Pop? One, two, three. It's like, you're not a fucking dog, you know, dude? It's like, you know, you got to get, you know, with my tongue, my tongue gets involved, it's strong, it's quick. Yeah, I like the act of flicking on the clit. And I don't stay in one spot. No, you can't. These women are like, oh, my God, the feeling got real strong here. Then he moved over here. Then he did this. And his finger was doing that. And his finger went here. And he checked my colon. Then he did this. Then he called my cell phone. Yeah.

He made me write some bad checks. It was horrible. But no, no. So, I mean, for what I do, and again, I do what feels natural.

Yeah, you also do something, too, like, well, you're eating me out, and your tongue is on my clit, you take your finger, I'm little, like, you know, I don't want two fingers in me, but you'll take, like, your, I guess, your middle finger, and you'll slide up, and you'll kind of, like, turn it, and as you turn it, it, I don't, it just feels really good, and so you keep doing that, and it's almost like you're it's almost like he's playing like almost like an instrument it's almost like i'm the instrument he's like taking his finger easing it in and out and it's usually like a nice slow it's not like jam because that that would just make me have to pee though you know it just irritates me so he does it like smooth and so i get fired up and then it's sort of i start fucking him back it's like another teasing yeah it's like yeah when i do it it's not like right my tongue will have its way like last night the one woman loves when i suck on her clit and her clit balloons up yeah you know and then she and she's like like and you probably would i never did it to you um like she was like yeah suck my fucking cl quit like i would like pull a suction on it and then like pull and just like and and i battered right just keep it in my mouth and like just pull it and stretch it out and she was coming just by me doing that it's like a dog with a chew toy yeah and then in the meantime i'm rubbing her g-spot while i'm doing it yeah she was squirting fish out of water.

Yeah, it was great. That's so cool. That's why they have to put the pads down on the beds at these parties. They have to put the pads down. The problem is these women were squirming so much, they squirmed the pads, like all got bunched up on the side of the bed. Oh, and I missed it. I'm sorry. No, they have other parties. Well, we can drop the back of that futon. There's the party. Is my friend coming over? Right here. We can do the party right now. No. Listen to me, always knocking them down. No. Okay, I'm Forrest Gump, I get it. Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump's hot.

Not when he's got the braces on. I think he's hot then. She's got the weirdest taste. I don't know. That's all right. He's not even tattooed. What the hell happened? Doesn't meet her criteria. I have a tattoo. You have to be completely tattooed. Oh, see. Well, I am. I'm tattooed in flesh color. Are you? Yeah, I'm actually a black guy. And your name is... Black guy, Caucasian. And your name is Antonio Bandares. Oh, gosh. I'm going to tell you something. I can turn you inside out. I will lick that pussy. Say hello to my little friend. Now we're going to get personal.

I can say say hello to my friend. I wasn't going to use little Well I hope it's medium size Medium size It's what I got I called the bigger one in from Amazon I now got So anyway Wasn't this supposed to be about spunk lube? Did we actually Yeah Yeah, we covered it. The lubricant helped when you masturbate it. Oh, absolutely. There's always the old adage, like guys masturbate and they use hand lotion. It would work. I guess. I never did that. What did you use? Like friction? My hand. Just friction? I don't know. I've never needed to. I don't know why. Maybe it just didn't feel right for you?

I mean, usually I would... I would probably slip off the little thing. Boom. I need to get a grip, you know. He needs that friction. You need to know it's there. I wear those little finger cots. So I don't slip off of it, you know. Stop it. You know what? Don't they have condoms for women? Yeah. Maybe I should try that instead of having a guy wrap his. What are they called? They have mouth dams, which is a condom for your mouth. How the fuck does that work? I don't know. I never saw one, but it's a mouth dam. They were giving those out to kids in school, so they wouldn't get.

Yeah, it's a mouth dam. It's called. it's like a condom they put in their mouth so you could give oral and not get anything from them or i guess even swallow a cum load and then they make they make again i don't know how i did that with that guy i had that i was blowing that guy a couple weeks ago we just use the plastic bags in a grocery store but the thing thing was, he said he had the rubber on. I told you I was upside down and I'm holding on to it because I'm thinking I'm going to suck this fucker in and then I'm going to die. Could you imagine? Death by blowjob.

It wouldn't be as embarrassing for you as it would be like, oh, Vince died sucking a guy's dick. No, but what I'm saying is that isn't that the same thing, it sounds like? Yeah, look it up. They make condoms for women that you can insert and it just, again, you would have a problem with it because now it's sort of like And I'll see you can insert. Again, you would have a problem with it because now it's sort of like a diaphragm. You've got to stretch that fucker out. Put that fucker in there. Diaphragms suck. They never... You know what? I've got spunk loop now, so... There you go.

There you go. Definitely make things slide. Yeah, But with her pussy, the guy with the condom, she's going to like vacuum seal the condom onto someone's dick. Friction heat. If you don't have that spunk lube, that shit's going to be like shrink-wrapped. He's going to have a shrink-wrapped condom on his dick with that pussy you're in. He's going to go to the doctor and the doctor is like, wow, you have a glazed dick. No, the fucking condom melted. Oh, I can see that. Another Angelina victim. Oh, yeah. We're calling that the Angelina-ism. Okay. I don't know.

I'm just making mental pictures of this. It's sealed for your protection. It definitely is. She'd wear the fucking ribs off the fucking thing with that little pussy. Oh, off the condoms? Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Like you said, there would definitely be a little fire started down there. Oh, yeah. Good thing she didn't have pubic hair. You'd have to use spunk lube. And they would have to be like... Didn't they get a fire-rated spunk lube? Somebody could fuck her for hours. It's got to be going. Is somebody outside doing burnouts? I smell burning rubber. Fucking kids are outside doing burnouts.

I don't hear them, though. I smell burning rubber. That's all I know. I hear somebody going, oh, God. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. I really want my friend to come now. Like, I'm really excited because I want to see him fuck Don. I want Don to fuck him. Don't you want to fuck him? I do, but I just know his dick's going to be really big.

So if I can just blow him and make out with him here's the thing then i'll use extra spunk lube on that big dick i'm supposed to go to see him thursday but you could be doing that you'd be kissing him and everything else while donna's doing her thing you have some spunk lube and your hitachi fucking bandsaw jackhammer yeah you can get that little pussy all fired up you might fucking you might be able to poke you in the back of your heart i don't know how big is this dick big big i don't know i don't know what big is it's i mean that's a big dick that's a big he's like a lumberjack i could put it in my mouth he's a lumberjack well i didn't get to put it in there but when i looked Thank you.

that's a big dick he's like a lumberjack I can put it in my mouth well I didn't get to put it in there but when I looked at it but I know if I put that dick in my mouth all bets are off that's actually a handicap when you have a dick that big that's a handicap you can't fit in every hole but how many women can't you fit in excuse me have you had 12 kids oh you have would you like to go find Ha,? You've got to go find, like, excuse me, have you had 12 kids? Oh, you have? Have you had 12 or five? Oh, you only had one kid? I'm sorry, I've got to move on. You've had no kids?

That's not going to fit. But that doesn't matter, though. That doesn't matter. Stuff that they say doesn't matter, but I don't know. I disagree. Even stressed out from, of course, your pussy just, like, got stretched back in again.

It gets stretched stretched back in That's what I'm saying when I escorted Someone was saying we're not gonna Whatever like seven days like Did it not Whatever it didn't stretch out It didn't stretch out Yeah I would look at we'll read the reviews I mean some of them are in the same day Or in the same week We'll have to again we'll do a whole another show with your next show with you we'll cover the whole escorting tell what it's like to be an escort and i'll tell you all the women i've heard about just heard about just like that speculum yeah the speculum they put in your pussy yeah my father goes to do it i like i flip out like i'm in pain wow pain well as long as it's warm usually they're warm it doesn't really maybe if the doctor plays it like you know has a little something to it makes it like you know a pac-man waka the ducks coming at your pussy You Nom.

Not that guy. Say some romantic. The duck's coming at your pussy. It sounded actually like the Pac-Man guy. Yeah, the Pac-Man. Oh, fuck. You guys are so cute. I love you guys. That's an hour and five minutes already. Oh, God. We better wrap this up. The first 15 minutes were the best, but that's okay. Oh, wait. You know what? Oh, it did record. We might have to redo that. Oh, shut the fuck up. All right, I'm in. He's lying, sack of shit. I mean, I love you. So, anyways, welcome to the Angelina and Vince show again. Oh, my gosh. Do you know who's not here?

That's right Do you know who's left the show? Yes, you're correct Do you know who's a big pain in my ass? How'd you know? Okay. This is a mess. I'm going to be on here all the time. I'm going to cross my legs. You're going to make me pee. Stop that. Oh, my gosh. I'm dying. This is the best ever. All right. So thanks, everyone, for listening. Oh, God. You can check out hotwifetoglid.com. Oh, my God. Again, I challenge you all to find one or two people to share the show with. They're not asking for any money or anything, and I appreciate everyone who does listen.

Tell one or two people, and hopefully they can join the insanity or our therapy, whatever the fuck this is. So Angelina, do you want to say good night? Good night. Oh, take a real sexy one. Good night, everybody.