Divorce Rate for Swingers

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Speaker1: this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guests and performers all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its hosts or guests. It does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot way podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the
Speaker2: good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast.
Speaker1: I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince, once again. Once again. Hey. How are you? Oh, just living the dream, babe. Living the dream. That's all right. I just got home from work, so yes, I have been living the dream all day long. That's so awesome. So, I want i want a divorce oh that's what tonight's topic is going to be on yeah yeah you want a divorce then i'll wind up with half as many bills as i have now because you get half oh yay we share in everything share and share alike i love it yeah no um we touched on this topic a few months ago and actually one of the one of the listeners wrote us an email and said hey i would love to hear more about that about the divorce rate amongst swingers versus monogamous couples so we did some homework a little bit yes it's surprising um yeah you did the homework i'm just i'm just reading what you got from the sites that interweb thing that interweb thing yeah i didn't know that but um these are actually articles we have to give credit these are articles we got off of uh swinger lifestyle website oh the swing lifestyle these are articles that are embedded in their uh like a newsletter type that's pretty cool stuff so they have a lot of topics so that's pretty neat so these are two different ones i think one's from 2016 believe it or not one's from 2018 i think oh so they're not new noob and now i don't think these stats really change that much now. No. Well, we've talked before, I think on air or not, about how, like, when we've been at parties and stuff, you can actually tell. Like, the one in particular was a hotel party. And the pool was open to everybody who came um and the pool was like they had taken over one floor of this hotel right right but the pool was still open to all the guests right you know obviously and swingers yeah so obviously if you were in the pool area you had to behave right there were families there exactly and i had said to to you as we were sitting there in the pool said you can tell who the swingers are and who the vanilla people are because the vanilla people are just sitting there on their lounge chairs not really talking not really touching but there's a particular even in the pool she might be sitting at your pool he's swimming around someplace else right but the swingers and we knew there were swingers because you saw them later at the party we're all over each other like you know but kind of like groping kind of just being more romantic almost they're all just dating and stuff yeah they're all snuggly together and huggy and kissy more more romantic yeah far more romantic yeah it was gushy yeah more gushy went to a soft cream-filled center um yeah we'll just go with that well until later then he loses that cream then she's got the cream center yummy but it was um well it was it was kind of nice to see i mean this it was you could definitely tell the difference that's for sure they're all you know lovey-dovey and the vanilla people are just kind of like not really not really engaged in each other yeah and you know the articles talk about um i don't well i'm gonna save the percentages until later okay okay that'll be you know they have to hang in for the whole show for Oh, my god the percentages that's all what's what you want that's where it's at baby okay okay you know that's a jerk off material right there oh before we get started oh right i want to say quick shout out to ryan and his wife oh um you know he said how they enjoyed the show and got off to you.
Speaker2: Yeah, how did that happen?
Speaker1: Him and his wife, and he sent pictures. I'm assuming it's his wife. Could be a girlfriend.
Speaker2: Yeah, could be.
Speaker3: You don't know.
Speaker1: Could be, I don't know.
Speaker2: That's the one with a cute butt.
Speaker1: Nice butt.
Speaker2: Nice butt, yes. Very nice.
Speaker1: Three pictures of her laying there with a nice butt. Yeah, I can't see because you have your laptop open to you. Yeah, I just had to verify his name is Ryan. He didn't give me her name. So, Ryan and company. Ryan and the sexy woman. The sexy woman, that works. So, I want to thank for the compliment. And I also want to thank for the great pictures. Very nice pictures. A little hottie there. You just want to like park your bike in there is that what those legs went up and made a perfect answer themselves he sure did pretty nice yeah very nice very nice throw that out of bed because there's more room on the floor true yeah but um yeah so thanks for that and we missed one package package. Oh, did we? Or didn't get there. So we have for Tom. So we have to send that out to him.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: So we're going to deliver that tomorrow.
Speaker2: We can do that? We'll deliver your package, Tom.
Speaker1: Well, I told him, if not, Tom is actually the one who also is at the house party.
Speaker2: Yeah, that's probably.
Speaker1: So we can either mail it to him or wait to the party. But I just mail it to him.
Speaker3: Just mail it to him.
Speaker1: He's relatively close. So I don't know why he didn't get the other one. So whatever.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: Probably the neighbor got it or something. You know, whatever.
Speaker2: You sent it to the right place, right?
Speaker1: I put the address he gave me on the box. Okay, I thought maybe we just didn't send it out. There was five of them we sent out. Okay. There was five people and five boxes. There you go. All right. So we'll get one at a time. All right. And if he doesn't get this one, we'll have stuff with him at the... Somebody will get a fucking sponsor, that's for sure. At the next house party, party. Sounds good. Anyway, so back to the divorce thing. So we found in general that couples in the lifestyle are far more romantic. Yeah, well, there's a lot of things at play that I have found or my experience or my observation is vanilla couples, there's always that fear that somebody's going to cheat on them and in the lifestyle that fear is removed it's absolutely removed it's like oh i know he's gonna show me it's like yeah so so oh wouldn't you be upset if your husband went out and fuck somebody he he can he's allowed you've just taken that right off the table i think if you back it up even before that i actually think that people in the lifestyle tend to have a better sex life even together than most monogamous couples well they're definitely more adventurous sure i would imagine and more comfortable talking about sex as there are a lot more um uh i would say comfortable talking about it getting their needs met wanting things i think the average monogamous couple one or the other i don't know which you know i can't say it's the woman i can't say it's the man but one might not have the sex drive where a lot of swear couples actually i think have both have a good sex drive i would say they're more comparable, sure. Yeah, and then the fact that they enjoy, one, playing with others, and then, two, watching their mate play with others. So it feeds their sex life even more. Yeah, I think so. You know, again, that you can, you know know if you're in a monogamous relationship your spouse doesn't want you texting someone uh sexy pictures or a sexy chat or whatever right where you know how many times we're sitting watching tv and it's like oh so-and-so just texted me he was just telling me you know can't wait till i get to suck his cock again oh yeah you know i mean yeah that doesn't happen in a monogamous relationship i wouldn't think so somebody would be getting upset about that we've talked to vanilla couples and they when they found that they were in that we were in the lifestyle i remember one couple in particular that looked at her they weren't married but it doesn't matter looked at her man she's like you tried doing that i'm gonna cut your dick off they were the couple that had that kitchen that that little restaurant yeah and she was like wow you do that i was like whoa okay i'll cut your dick off it's like she had all sorts of problems yeah so i mean you get that kind of um response it's like whoa balls are home on the mantle yeah pretty much so yeah yeah but i i think they couldn't run a restaurant right what makes you think they have a proper relationship well everything was bland probably the sex life the food everything but whatever it's just but i i just think that Once you've taken that, I think think for women i think women have more of a fear of a man cheating on them and vice versa i mean i think in a monogamous relationship if one of the people doesn't have an interest in swinging right you know like our friend right he has an interest his wife has none has none so so i think that would be you know probably more common in most relationships where one feels the other one may stray yeah so like the articles even talk about that they talk about how in most relationships there is one person who fears the other one will cheat might not be outwardly discussing it or say it but they feel that there's a chance that that one could cheat so are they doing anything about it you know if you think somebody's going to cheat on you maybe you would be more um proactive proactive and get them well i can't say what they do or do. We're not looking at a scenario. We're just saying a case study. But, no, I mean, and then, you know, the one part of the statistics were that, you know, the two reasons, two major reasons for divorce, the first one is finances. i'm reading it right here yeah and the second one is infidelity there you go so you have that yeah i never shopped i never used that bank infidelity yeah yeah the first infidelity bank never you ever never never put never put your money there sounds like a bank doesn't it does well i think it's fidelity that's why i'll be better for infidelity go there get laid i'm gonna make a deposit i'm gonna make a deposit oh yes they're not right and you would go there and make a withdrawal i just might i don't know but um yeah so that's you know so you know for you know right off the bat and one of the things the articles talk about is like one of the reasons a lot of swear couples don't deal with like the first one the finances not that they don't go through financial problems but generally people in the lifestyle we've experienced this right um one you're more creative right two you're a little more laid back uh-huh so you know when you come so when it comes into and and you're in three you work more as a team that's true most swingers are with your mate are our best friends and lovers that's true so there's a fourth reason in there though they probably have an only fans um but um not that finances are still not an issue but at least you can do something about them most people most swingers don. No. Because people we try to talk to, to pose with you in videos and stuff, are like, no, I'm world famous.
Speaker2: Dispression, nobody can know who I am. I'm like, okay.
Speaker1: Yeah, whatever. So, yeah, no, you don't have sex.
Speaker3: That's a shame.
Speaker1: Oh, my.
Speaker2: But, no, so I'm not saying regular couples aren't partners and best friends or they're not creative but the percentage is that people in the lifestyle tend to be a little more bonded um they're a lot more flexible because being in the lifestyle when you start playing with other people there's a lot of personalities and uh desires that come into play like you like if you have a another couple you're playing with and they are into certain things you have to be flexible to accommodate them and they have to be flexible enough to accommodate what you like so like i'll take an example is like the bdsm aspect of the of the people there at the house party you're not really into but you have to be flexible enough to uh enjoy certain aspects of that environment i'm not saying bdsm per se but the fact that you get to be with women and and you know have fun with you know uh women in your own terms you know yeah whatever that may be doesn't have to be you know tied up on the saint andrews cross getting your you know butt smacked but you can still enjoy that ass you know that aspect of the party so you have to be like a little more fluid you have to be a little more flexible you have to be able to go with the flow that kind of a thing so didn't make the ice party no no no she didn't no maybe next one but i mean that's what you and if you can take that those same attributes and put them to your lifestyle outside of playing it helps it helps if you're really rigid in the bedroom and well if you're really rigid if i took all the pills right now you should be pretty rigid just keep stacking up those little blue pills babe you'll get there you'll get there getting her own iv um but yeah i mean you have to be able to you know roll with the punches kind of yeah and that's the Again, I'm not saying that monogamous couples aren't like that. Aren't like that. But the percentage, again, is, you know, aren't, obviously aren't there. Right. I mean, according to what we've read. What we've read. We can't. We can't verify it. We can either verify nor deny these numbers. We are not professionals we don't know really what we're talking about we're just giving you our opinion and what we've observed yeah basically yeah but it's been you know i just feel like there's a there's a lot more conversations that swinging couples can actually have really get down to the nitty-gritty that i don't think monogamous couples talk about. You know, they don't, I mean, they don't, I don't think they talk about what kind of orgasms they like when they're, quote, in the zone and what the zone is to them and how their head feels and what their body's going through. I don't, I don't think. How'd you take that big dick i mean wow there is a lot going on there no no i'm saying like a monogamous couple wouldn't say that they wouldn't say that i would and monogamous couple ones wouldn't go like hey i'm gonna be fucking a guy like last weekend with a guy with a big your can dick i put my biggest butt plug i had in my ass to stretch it out we covered that before so yeah so yeah you have to like talk about these things and you know i don't think a monogamous couple would talk about that that's better okay i had a cough sorry um no and again just like you know in the 20 years we've been married um yeah we've been through lot. We've been through the whole thing with my child support stuff. Yeah, and your divorce. We filed bankruptcy. Oh, yeah, bankruptcy. That was so much fun. Boy, the good old days. You know, some health issues. You know, we've kind of covered the gamut. Pretty much. And, you know, through it, we really haven't had any fights no not we've been because we're you know we were best friends first but i think you can see that with couples who weren't friends first that they become friends in the lifestyle because you know you're very confident in your relationship that's a big thing if you're confident in your relationship and you you know that there's uh your mate isn't going to be pulling any punches yeah well we and we've heard stories of you know uh a couples where the girl kind of like falls in love with one of her playmates and yada and that can happen, but that can happen anywhere. And, you know. We've seen a few couples we know that have divorced that were swiggers. It happens. I mean, it's not a zero number. But, you know, it happens for whatever reason. We can't say we weren't part of it. Well, there's a couple couples we looked up that we were as observers were like you keep talking i gotta go blue my nose they you can tell one couple wasn't one person in the couple wasn't paying attention as much to the other couple so when the relationship started to have problems it falls apart because you know you both have to you're both in it together you both have to pull your own weight you know you have to be there for the other partner you have to be a good uh good support group you have to be a good supportive partner and we saw in couples that all one person wanted to do was just play all the time while the other one's working and doing this i think they're're still together, believe it or not. They might be. I don't know. But that would certainly, that would burn my biscuits, let me tell you. I like to play, too. But, you know, there's still, that's like the dessert. You know, you've got to get through your dinner first before you get to have your dessert.
Speaker1: Well, there's so much. That couple could be a whole show in itself. But anyway, we're not going to get into that.
Speaker2: That was an interesting study in psychology. I clogged my ears because now I can barely hear my headphones. That's all right. I don't need to hear. And head cold is really. It's just a little congestion. That little congestion has been, what, three days, four days now? No, it's been a week. A week? Okay. A little congestion? Okay. Yeah. Can I say just. He's taking your zinc right yes okay yes mom so so anyway okay so the numbers okay the divorce rate amongst monogamous couples is i think it's 57 percent uh did you know that the divorce rate is actually 52 percent but some say it is higher so that's okay 52 percent and we all know that divorce 100 percent of divorces start with marriage that's right so if you want to avoid divorce don't get married don't get married there you go okay now what is the stifling percentage of divorce rate amongst swinger couples less than two percent it says here less than two percent yeah well here it is it's like almost like you're getting your cake and eating it too you know if i so desire i have a wonderful stable relationship with you i'm not stable okay okay unstable relationship i have a stable relationship with someone who's unstable okay that i'll give you. But if I want to have something different on the side, I can have that. I can have anything I want. I can go to the buffet if I want. And same thing with you. I don't even think it's on the side. I think when you say on the side, it almost sounds like you're doing it behind my back. Well, if I go on a hot date, it's kind of on the side. But now it's included. It's not really on the side. It's you're doing it well if i go on a hot date yeah it's not really it's side but now it's not really on the side it's kind of just in addition yeah that's fine you can put it that way but it's yeah it's in addition to my stable relationship i can have other little fun things which are you know i mean it's just fun i mean they're they're nice people but i'm not gonna be romantically involved with it's people, guys who go out to the bar with their buddies and go watch a game, or women who go out with their girlfriends to, whatever they do, I don't know what a girl's going to do. You just have, what, go shopping or something. Eat or fuck buddies. You go out and have lunch and an orgasm, or dinner and an orgasm, you know. It's a dinner and a kitchen. Whatever. Socks knocked off. Well, you know. Shouldn't be wearing them in bed anyway. Well, sometimes my feet get cold. I'm talking sex. I'm not talking back to sleep. Oh, oh. Well, yeah, my feet get cold, though, even with sex. Okay. So you're going to be like one of those guys who still wears sex. He still wears his socks and wears sex. Oh, my God. The poindexter sex video. Jesus Christ. You know what? Wait. There's a little aside there. When I edit the videos, there's a lot of guys that wear their socks.
Speaker1: I know, and I'm not for it either.
Speaker2: I guess our house is cold, and their feet get cold, so they put their feet.
Speaker1: How do you explain it?
Speaker4: Down by the pool.
Speaker2: Nobody's done that. Now stop that. Now you're exaggerating.
Speaker1: I didn't say in the pool. No, not even around down there by the pool. They're full of it. You're full of soup, mister. You're full of it. But yeah, there's a lot of guys. You and your foul language, man, tell me you're full of soup. You're full of soup. Jesus Christ. You got it. I got to stop taking care of it. You and your 104-year-old aunt, do you take care of it? I have to curve my language around here, though. I'm going to start watching you walk around here in a shawl,aw shaw of your shoulders and fucking get you a walker and a basket to put your vibrators in that could be very big motherfucking basket with you yeah that'd be more like a wheelbarrow boop. Okay, enough with the booping. Okay.
Speaker3: But anyway. How about they're backing up? I understand.
Speaker1: Okay.
Speaker3: All right.
Speaker2: Oh, boy. Okay, well.
Speaker5: God, you're a pain in my ass.
Speaker4: Such a pain.
Speaker2: You want a divorce?
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: I'm very happy with that. I wanted to go for 3%.
Speaker2: 3%. Do you think that would really raise it up 3%?
Speaker1: Okay. No. Probably not. um do you think that would really raise it up three percent okay no probably not no i'm not even a blip on the radar but um yeah no i think it it's um you know from everything we know and couples i mean now would swinging save your marriage no if you don't have a strong we've talked about this in life before so we're not saying that if you're in a relationship that's not going well yeah like this one okay go with that you know um we're not saying it's going to save your marriage it might but law of averages says if you're going into swinging in a bad relationship it's not you know it's like kids kids don't make a relationship better no they add more stress to it you know um you know it's like well we're having financial problems i'm gonna go buy a brand new ferrari yeah yeah not a smart idea not a smart idea so but um you know but you know if you're in a relationship that you might be getting stagnant might be something if you both are on the same page to try it could it could definitely potentially kick up your relationship you know certainly add some spice to it that's for sure oh hopefully if you're both confident in yourself and not jealous and you know um you know the thing is you don't have to yeah i think what happens is people get like when they cheat on their spouse they're in a relationship it's gotten very stagnant so all of a sudden whoever it is that enters on the side here for whoever adds a little spark of excitement a little spark of like oh my god i'm getting attention that i'm not getting at home so it seems and their feelings can go very quickly over to this other person yeah that's that's true yeah we've seen it yep yeah we have seen that so that's not good either that could damage the relationship and that's the neat thing with swinging is you sit there and you can go okay i got to play with this person that was a lot of fun i mean and i mean you know i have no problem with it these guys that you know you play with are always telling you how sexy you are how beautiful you are all this other stuff and everything else but i tell you that too all the time right so so um you're always grabbing my butt even though it's you know early in the morning and i'm wearing my nasty sweatpants and the same ones you you're wearing now, aren't they? Not the ones I sleep in. I mean, they're like the baggy ones. But then the dogs go over and stop me from touching you. Oh, you're not allowed to do that in this household. Uh-uh. No hugging. Uh-uh. Dogs get right in the middle of that. But anyway, you know, the nice thing with swinging is, you know, it's like you get to go to the buffet. Yeah, that's what I just said. Yes. It is like that. I get to have your, you get to have your team. You both get to go to the buffet yeah that's what i just said yes it is like that i get to have your you get to have you both get to go to the buffet yeah potentially right depending on whatever your rules are set up and a lot of times not all the time a lot of times i think swinging almost helps your health because people want to look better now it's like oh i'm gonna be naked in front of a lot of people yeah you start like taking care of yourself more that's a benefit yeah you know this article speaking of health this one um actually goes into there are many reasons why the divorce rate is lower among um swingers is because where was that i was just reading oh the main reason is uh swingers have good mental health i don't know if i can verify that or not don't look at me when you say that they're said to be more creative and can adapt easily to changing circumstances i did say that yeah that's what i said earlier when yeah you have to be flexible and you're flexible and my flex are two different flexibles but i'm not that flexible i i said that earlier right when you run into issues as a couple yeah whether it be financial or whatever you know you work together as a team you're flexible you're creative you come up with other ideas yeah problem solving where a lot of monogamous monogamy couples monogamous couples um they're all sudden it's like well great we're gonna be you know we're not paying the bills because you lost your job last week instead of going you know hey how's the job hunt going or hey i'll put a couple extra hours in this week to help compensate until you can find something yeah you know you know i'm not saying that monogamous couples don't do that right um you know from my experience with it was one of those things that. Oh, yeah. It was always, they always wanted to blame the other one for something. It was never a team effort. It was always one or the other. And, you know, my parents drug out the hell they were in for over 40 years. Oh, dear God. Why would you do that? Yeah that yeah now i'm not suggesting my parents should have been swingers no they probably shouldn't have been together that long no they shouldn't have been you know they didn't you said all they did was over a fight well when they got along but that's another story so but um you know if you're you know're, you know, it's, yeah, it's so, it just shows the quality of your relationship. I mean, again, I'm not saying your relationship sucks if you're not a swinger, but I'm saying that people in general that we have met in the lifestyle, they are loving to each other, they're romantic with each other care you know they're always like at the parties you see one of them go and either get some food for the other one or drink for the other one or you know or kissing on each other yeah you know but yeah i mean it's kind of nice to see that you know yeah it's kind of nice and um you know where you know when monogamous parties you know i've been to you know it's just like the guy's like oh i gotta come in here and get the fuck away from my wife you know and they go and then they say you know vince is it really that bad it's like yeah it is that I mean... I said, don't talk too loud. She's short. I don't know where she is. She could be around. She could pop up behind that potted plant over there. I didn't know spider plants had red hair. Holy shit, that's her. Yep. Watch out out i'm around any any corner i could be there but stupid oh my god yeah if you are old enough to remember the show laughing you know what i was what that was about so but um my god yeah um so it's an interesting stat that you know um
Speaker2: So, let's go. out so but um oh my god yeah um so it's an interesting stat that you know um the part to get the people that get along the best are people that let each other go fuck other people and the people who get along the worst are the ones who are afraid that the other one's going to cheat well yeah as we said before there is that fear so there's if you're that fear you're guarding yourself against it or you start looking at it in your in your mate thinking that you're you're being proactive and seeing it when it may not even be there you start and you might cheat because you think they are oh yeah there's a whole other mind game that you're's sort of like oh my god that's crazy you know
Speaker1: well we said this that you know the aspect of cheating when you're a swinger it's sort of like when you're a kid when you're under 21 weren't allowed to drink it's like oh man i want to drink i want to drink you know you'd pay people to get you a case of beer or whatever you know and then once you hit 21 okay yeah you hit it hard for a year or so but then after that It's like, yeah.
Speaker2: Ah, whoop-dee-doo.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: I could drink.
Speaker3: I don't want to. You know? Mm-hmm.
Speaker1: So. you know and then once you hit 21 okay yeah you hit it hard for a year or so but then after that it's like yeah oh whoop-de-doo yeah i could drink i don't want to you know so you know you sit there and go hey i'd like to go play with you know another person you know it's like okay well we'll see if we can meet a couple this weekend yeah you know it takes that whole taboo aspect right out of it yeah it's like you know it's like like you just said with the whole drinking thing or your parents are you not allowed to drink you're not allowed to drink you're not allowed to drink well guess the first thing you want to do you're gonna drink now it's like you know you have a in a monogamous relationship don't have sex with anybody else don't have sex with anybody else or like my ex-wife don't even look at another look at anybody else you know i mean i always had to go through the mall with a blind blind man sunglass like a welder someone i couldn't see and i have a cane blinders on you know don't look at anybody don't so and but now you know wait for wait for us i'll sit there and go god damn that woman's hot and you're going fuck yeah she is we could do her and say yes we could she might not let us but we could i can appreciate another woman's beauties doesn't mean that i'm it's anything against me i can just appreciate you sit there and see wow that guy's hot and i'm like i don't see any guys okay it is one-sided all right whatever not all the time. That's when it comes to guys, it is. Well, you can appreciate that a guy is a good-looking guy. Yeah, sure. You do, because you're guys that you're more, want to see me more with than other guys. Like, ah, he's not really that good-looking. Oh, sure, in an artistic sense, yeah. I mean, you know, if I want to to see with a roly-poly guy with a short dick or i want to see with someone who's in decent shapes a nice guy and has has a spark yeah as a spark as a good attitude or as somebody's gonna be energetic and fun it's gotta be erotic yeah it's know? No more than, you know, you'd want to see me. Oh, I almost said it. What? You wouldn't have gotten you on it? Fuck my old ex-wife. Yeah, we don't want to see that. No, I don't. We don't want to see that. I don't even want to see her. I don't want to see her clothes on. You almost threw up a little bit in your mouth. Save the mic. It's too late for the keyboard. That's terrible. Oh, my God. Thanksgiving always makes me think of her. Really? Yeah. Why? Big white thing, big fat white thing on the table with his legs in the air and a big gaping hole. Like the turkey before it's been stuffed. Whatever. Before, after? Well, it was tanned, I would say, after, but it was white and pale. She could have been to the beach you know green piece could be there putting water on like a beluga whale get her back in the ocean roll her back anyway oh you're terrible hey we didn't promote spunk loop oh no so again but we did say the package didn't go out or perhaps i said another one out to tom um spunk loopube great lubricant uh in our opinion the best one out there um they are more than gracious gracious to have given us some stuff and uh so we sent it out and uh we were getting more to give out eventually we'll come up with maybe something at christmas we'll come up with another little contest or something. Sounds like fun. So I actually think I need to send some of that stuff to Ryan. Oh, sure. Because he sent that great pictures of his female partner. I don't want to say girlfriend or wife and don't want to assume I'd like to rub Spunkwood into that.
Speaker2: I'm sure you would.
Speaker1: She might not enjoy it.
Speaker2: You don't know that you give a nice massage.
Speaker1: Best five seconds of my life.
Speaker2: There you go. It's all about you,
Speaker3: isn't it?
Speaker1: It's all my world.
Speaker2: It's all about you.
Speaker1: Me and the 20 voices in my world are happy. Oh, there you go. You're happy. Oh, my God. Okay. So, Ryan, send us your address. I'll email about that, too. Send us your address, and we'll get you out some Spunk Loob. So, go to spunkloob.com. All the products are phenomenal. You can read about them right there. If you go to to buy some stuff and you get to the shopping cart, type in Hot Wife, all one word. It'll give you a 10% discount. Or you can go to our website, which is hotwifepodcast.com. Yep. And when you get there, there's a banner you can click on that will automatically take you to Spunk Loop and apply that 10 10 discount at checkout um there's also a toy store there so you can see some really high-end love sense toys they're always fun yeah um if you go to hot wife donnalyn.com i can see where all my videos are being posted and all the fun i'm having so check me out there so and again if you want to email us email us at hot wife podcast at gmail.com and uh you know next week is thanksgiving oh wow already holy cow seems like a couple weeks ago we were swimming in the pool seriously yeah seriously there were days where i'm like man the pool's closing it's warm enough to go swim swim and then it just gets colder the next day so now it's freezing northeast i know hot and cold hot and cold but um yeah so you know i want to thank everyone for listening we enjoy it we encourage you to tell two friends and so on and so on i dare you yeah um if you go to any swinger parties or groups mention us see if people listen you know and again you can listen to us on the website um at hot wife podcast.com or whatever your favorite podcast um app is you know whether it's uh spotify or apple or iHeartRadio or...
Speaker2: Wow, we're on lunch, huh?
Speaker1: We're on Amazon. We're on Amazon. We're on Audible. We're on Google. We're on. Get out. I knew we were on like five of them. Oh, no, we're on more than five. We're on like at least 10 that I know of. and i have done some searching and i have found our podcast on other ones that they pirate it oh they pirate so we don't get we don't get credit for all the downloads so that's fine you know just uh hope people just keep enjoying it um You know, so we have fun. It's our therapy.
Speaker2: We need a lot of therapy, as you can tell.
Speaker1: I burn through more therapists. I put more therapists into therapy. Anyway, so I want to say thank you. Have a good day, good night, whatever it is. And I will talk to you next podcast.
Speaker3: All right.
Speaker2: Have a great night everybody