Designing Desire: What’s Your Perfect Lover?

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife. podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Spill the team Hello, everybody, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. Does that include me? Absolutely. Okay. Unless you started the Hot Husband podcast again. I'm not telling you. You'd be embarrassed by the numbers. I would. Yeah. Really, just because you look so much nicer in that dress than I do. I am incredible visually on a podcast. Okay. I think you're right. Yes. Is that the same thing? It's like having a face radio. That's exactly the same thing, yeah. Oh, it's not that. You're not that bad. That bad. Your room can't get that dark. The sex can't be that bad. Uh-oh. No, it can't be. Uh-oh. We have a little dog that I think wants to go out. It's a big one, yeah. So we're, we have heat in the studio now. We're just not in the studio because we got ready to move down today and calling for more 10 to 12 inches of snow. We don't want to drag our equipment through the snow. But now we have to deal with the dogs. They sleep all day until we decide to do a podcast. Both of them looking at us like, we want to go out now. We're sitting at a dining table so they think we're going to be eating. I guess that makes sense more than anything. I'm hoping to eat you later. Maybe I'll let you. There's my problem. No definitive yes answer. It's a yes. It's a yes. If you beg just right, if you pay me money. Bananas maybe start with a K. Shut up. Then they'd be bananas. That's what I'm saying. Anyway. Hey, everyone. Thanks for listening. We appreciate it. Yeah, we do. Very humbled by it. So here we are again. More goddamn snow. I think they're tired of hearing about the snow. Let's talk about something sexy. Snow. No, snow is not sexy. No, it's not? No, no. Okay. Snow has ruined more of my play dates in the last month. You were supposed to have one. Today, and it got ruined. Again, this is, I'm not sure which, we're recording two on Sunday. We post on Mondays and Thursdays. This will probably be Thursday. Probably. So four days ago, she was supposed to have a play date with a young guy with a big dick. Yep, yep. Sunday. Actually, we planned it last Sunday. Maybe next Sunday, which is actually next weekend is supposed to be warmer. Oh, so that might be even better, actually. But we were supposed to get together last Sunday, and somebody drank too much and was too hungover to play. Not me. Nope, I know. No, not you. I was like, wait a minute. Not you, him. I was sober. It's like, come on, dude. He's, what, 28? Yeah, no excuse. You're old enough. You should know how to regulate your alcohol consumption. Now and again, I get it, but he might have had a really good time, and the next day he was like. But you're still willing to fuck him. I could overlook this transgression, sure. I'll teach him a lesson. Yeah. You better not drink too much. Yeah, but he's like, I'm not feeling so good. No, but you know what? In all fairness, he canceled. He didn't, like, not show up. That's true. You know, we've had plenty of that, and even Angelina has had a few guys that she's supposed to have met, and they stood her up. I don't. I'm going to clear my throat. Can you meet that? So she's clearing her throat. Okay. You know what? The show sounds a lot better now. So anyway, let me. You're such an ass. Hang on a minute. Okay. Okay. That's better. So. Really? You're going to start this nonsense? No. I mean, she's had a couple that I don't, I don't understand guys that cancel. Well, no, she's a crazy. Crazy tree, yeah. Did I mention train wreck? Yes, but that said, these guys don't know that. They just know she's going to be a wild ride. Well, they're train wrecks in themselves. Apparently. Coming from a different direction. What guy in their right mind would cancel the opportunity to get laid? No strings attached. You don't have to take us out to dinner. She's going to drain your balls. She's going to fuck her. She fucks you. And some guys are up for that challenge. I mean that in a couple ways. She will, like, ride your cock till it's drained, and you've got to stay awake, or she might get a strap on and fuck you, too. So I'm going to get you something softer to put that cup down on. You're pretty rough on it. Hold on. I'm sorry. Look, I did not put it. Stop it. I am horny woman. Shut up. You're awful. You're such a, I don't know, whatever. Whatever you are, stop. But I just don't understand. I'm just not sure how I identify just yet. Anyway. Wait till later on. You'll know. Yeah. No. I've had a few bourbons. I am sure I am straight. Okay. Those who aren't, that's fine. Go ahead. Okay. I just don't understand these guys that cancel or do a no-show. We've talked about this in depth. I know. I cannot wrap my mind around it. If I was a guy, horny, and this girl, Who likes to fuck? And likes to fuck a lot? Well, hang on. Back up. I'm single. I am on a swinger site. Yes. Where basically it's kind of given that everybody on a swinger site wants to and likes to fuck. True. If I contact or get in contact with a woman or a couple, that the woman agrees that, hey, let's meet, let's fuck. It's probably. It's like a 98 percentile that I'm getting laid. Sure. So I spent my money for my membership. I spent my time chatting with the person potentially. Right. You kind of know what they look like from pictures. If it's them, sure. You may have talked to them or at least texted on the phone. You might have even done a FaceTime. Also now it's like, oh my God, I'm going to get laid by this woman. She's gorgeous. She's telling me what she wants to do to me. I'm not going to show up. Yeah, I know we've been through this. Can anybody please enlighten us? What is going on here? I don't understand. I cannot wrap my mind around it. The phenomenon of the single men either being A, rude, or B, not showing up. Right. So the 60 percentile of the single guys that are actually, or I don't know, let's say 50 percentile. Okay. That are actually really good guys. It fucks them over. Yeah. It gives them all a bad reputation. It sure does. of the show. We're just rehashing old shit. I just don't understand why a guy would do that. So kind of in the same genre. Let's put it this way. Let's back up. Info at hotwaypodcast.com. You're backing up that far. Please feel free to email us questions, comments, ideas. Yeah, why guys do this, please. So I have a question for you. Okay. I've never asked you this. And besides, I know you're going to want to answer the question with the word Vince. Okay. But let's take Vince out of the equation. Okay. What would you define, if you could build your ideal lover that wasn't Vince? Oh, that takes everything off. Oh, my God. It's just going to have to be like second place. Well, it's not even a close second, but let's give it a shot. What the hell? What would you say would be your ideal lover? Oh. You know what? Actually, my ideal lover, I'm sure you can say the same thing. All your favorite components. You had to build this ideal machine. It would be Frankenstein. That's me. There we go. Back to Vince. No, I just want to like, I'm sorry, I have to move my mic around just a little bit more. Hang on. No, hold on. Okay, I'm going to mute you while you do that. Okay, it's better. It's still twisted funny. I don't know what's going on with it. Okay. I think my ideal lover has changed from when I was younger. to when I am now. Well, it's going to. Yeah, when I was younger, I like. Okay, let's do that. Yeah. Okay, so let's put you at the age of 25. What was your ideal lover at 25? Still very, like, I didn't really like, I really wasn't into a lot of facial hair. I didn't, you know, I still like smoother guys, you know. I worked out a lot, so I definitely would have been into somebody who's, you know. Was grooming important then? Okay, in all fairness, that was what, 35 years ago? Something like that. So 35 years ago, manscaping, if you pulled a guy's pants down and he was shaved, you're like, what the fuck's going on here? Yeah, but then you start to really appreciate that. That's a whole other show, the history of crotch scaping. Well, both men and women. Yeah. I always pictured a guy that was, you know, probably lighter hair. I was like, you know, I would like, you know, guys that would blonder hair. But I was never really with anybody with blonde hair, truthfully. Okay. Even though I had, you know, growing up, I always had golden blonde hair. And I thought, oh, I like to have a guy that has, you know, like my coloration. But it never, never materialized. I always ended up with guys who were dark hair, darker hair, not necessarily darker skin. I didn't really start getting into the interracial stuff until probably a little bit later. So I was like 12. Right, right. Now, maybe I was a little bit. I dated a couple black guys in my 20s. You lost your virginity to a black guy. Yeah, but that doesn't really count. It doesn't count? Okay. It doesn't really count. Oh, because, you know, it's like, it's not somebody that was not my ideal lover. He was probably a nice kid, probably grew up to be a nice person. But, I mean, we were all bumbling. We were all awful. Was it their first time, too? They were probably inexperienced. We were both in, you know. All three? Yeah, 14-ish. Okay. There's no older people. Let's get back to the 25-year-old. Yeah, so I always wanted, like, you know, kind of a buff guy, kind of, you know, very stereotypical. My taste has changed so much over the years that it's almost funny. Obviously. I mean, look who I'm with. Now I like guys that are, like, more human. I like, you know, I'm okay with facial hair, just, you know, I can mute you. And you have so in your past. Yeah, go ahead. So, okay, we're in shape individually. Yeah, you know who I find very sexy, even though I know he's- Besides me? Besides you. I mean, he's a close, well, maybe not even a close second. He's like down there second. Okay, sure. Billy Bob Thornton. I just think he's just- No, wait, that would have been a 25. No, but now- Let's wrap up at 25. At 25, who would you have thought was like, you know, your ideal? I always thought like Brad Pitt. If I could just have like a, yeah. I mean, back then when he was doing. I think Brad Pitt's closer to my age. So he'd still been five years younger than you. Okay. But back then it would have been, it would have been fine. But I mean, back then he had the longish hair. He didn't have a lot of facial. Yeah, he was kind of built. What was that? He was in a Western back then. the long hair or something. I'm trying to think what that was. Whatever. Doesn't matter. I mean, I didn't think it was. Was he in an interview with a vampire? Yes, he was. Okay. Was it? I know Tom Cruise is in that. Made of a blonde. Hands down. Yuck. Didn't look good. Tom Cruise doesn't have a long hair face. But anyway. No, he doesn't have a blonde face either. But yeah, if you could go like Brad Pitt-ish. You know, that kind of smooth shaven or very little facial hair. Maybe scruff. That was pretty hot back then. I always thought that was pretty hot. You know, kind of somebody who's kind of, you know, not like crazy built, just in shape, just nicely in shape. Okay. Of course, when I started bodybuilding, then I started being more like, I want somebody who's more like that. Okay, so now you're 65 years old. Oh, boy. Yeah, let's not rub it in, right? I'll rub it in. You'll rub one off, rub one in. Yeah, I know. Rub it off, yeah. Rub one out, whatever. Rub one out, there we go. Not just because I'm your husband. I think you look phenomenal. And he does a lot of drinking. I have to. That's true. Married twice. Married to her. Have two daughters. It's a way of life. Anyway. I'm sorry. No. But our tastes change. Yeah. Well, it does because me to be attracted to somebody who's younger, I mean, sure, they're fun and blah, I mean, they're definitely fun, don't get me wrong. Well, no, if you had to build your ideal lover right now, okay? He'd definitely be older now. Okay. Older, define the age of older. Well, if I'm 65, he could be 40s, you know, 20 years younger than me is fine. Older, okay. Well, older than 35. He's a older, younger guy. Well, even 50 would be fine. I don't think of myself as being 65. You don't look it. I don't feel it. Oh, he's such an ass. I don't feel it. So I like being with guys that are a little more agile. That could change my depends? Yeah, that is not a turn-on for me. I mean, I guess if I had to, I would. No, he could change yours. Oh, mine. Oh, thank you. That's even more erotic. No, just, okay. So build your ideal lover. Okay, so at 65, who would Donna Lynn, the components that build your ideal lover. You know who would actually be super hot? Somebody like Rob Lowe. Older guy. I think he is absolutely. That's kind of a, Jesus Christ, here's a guy who's got like perfect genetics. I know. He was hot. He looks better now, older. But I mean, somebody like that, he's, you know, he's fit, but he's not like over the top fit, you know. So Billy Bob Thornton knocked down on the smoking. a little bit, but I kind of like his attitude, that don't give a fuck attitude. I find that very, very alluring, you know. He just speaks his own mind and, you know, this is the way it is. You don't like it, you know, suck it. And I think that's kind of attractive. I don't want a guy who caters to me too much. So you want a guy who's secure in himself. Yeah, that's, I guess, a good way to put it, very secure in himself. You know, I don't like a needy guy. I don't like a, I never like guys that are all perfumey. You don't want some guy who sits to pee. No. Absolutely not. I mean, sometimes you have to, depending on how much you have to drink. I get it. Sometimes you just have to. Plus, it's a stability thing. It's a stability thing. Speaking of my experience. So that does happen. But I mean, I've dated guys that were, briefly, they're just too, the only word I could think of is perfumey. They were a lot of cologne. You know, a little goes a long way. And you can taste it. 17 sprays is just not enough. Just not enough. And then he, like, he wore this, like, silky robe thing. And I was like, what? Out in public? No. Like, we were, like, at his place. And he had this, like, silky robe thing he was wearing. I'm like, did your wife leave that behind? Or girlfriend? Or what the fuck? Why are you wearing that? That's so, I don't know. Maybe if it was, like. They think it's sexy. I guess. It looked too feminine. It was just not good. Yeah, no. Yeah, it wasn't good. Why are you wearing a robe anyway? Oh, maybe it was chilly. He had a cabin type of a house and it was, you know, a little chilly. Turn the fucking heat up. Well, yeah. No, I mean, look at our house. He turned the heat up. Well, it's different here. I don't know what he heated his house with, but it was a cabin type house. It was a little chilly in there. Okay. That was kind of a turn off. So that was not a good thing. Someone that is older looking but still. Viral. Or energetic. Well, I'm saying like facially that is rugged, mature, still good looking. Yeah, I don't mind. Body still remotely athletic. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Schwantz has to be how big? I don't have. Ideal penis size. That's my mouth size. That doesn't tell me shit. That's girth-wise. Mouth size depends on whether you're yelling at me or not. Okay. Yelling at you. Okay. Length-wise. What would you like length-wise? I like a penis that touches the back of my throat but doesn't... That doesn't tell anybody anything. Well, you know, I want that kind of... We're looking four, six, eight... I don't know. Seven? Okay. Seven? Eight? Okay. I don't know. Ten? You tell me. I don't know. No. I think... How long is seven? Seven's like that? I think seven. and be fine. It gives me a challenge without cutting off my windpipe. Okay. When I blow them. Because guys, you know, they have the longer ones. They hit weird places. I'm not that deep in all kinds of ways. I'm just, you know, it hits bottom too quick. This is your build, not mine. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, no, that's not good. That's not good. But, you know, somebody that, look average. Maybe a little bit girthier than average. It's like a girth here. Yeah, I'd rather have a little more girth than length. Okay. You know, something gives me a little bit of a challenge, but isn't something you have to be like, oh, God, I have to really stretch. Something that feels good in both holes. Yeah, something that fits in both holes and feels good. Sure. That's pretty good. How long do you want them to be able to last? I don't know, until we get bored. That's just an hour down. It could be like, it could be 20 minutes. It could be, you know, a half hour. an hour. That's probably nice. Okay, give me a minimum, maximum. At least 15 minutes. I don't want to go an hour. I'm sorry. I don't have that much stamina these days. I'd have to really take some time. Hang on. In that hour, is that just sex or is that foreplay and sex? Oh, foreplay, sex. So an hour is nice with like, if you do everything, the cuddle time and what they call that, aftercare. They'll snuggle, snuggle afterwards maybe or, you know, have a, you know, a drink or whatever. You might have some water there. You can just kind of wrap up and rehydrate after the activities. You're wrinkling your brow at me. Why? It's like, oh, we'll talk about the weather, the stock market, what's going on there, and the potential weather coming up over the next week. And then we'll have a protein drink. Talk about what our favorite drink is at the local coffee shop. Shut up. Never mind. You don't take me serious. It doesn't matter. Well, just go by what you say. I'm like, wait a minute. Like afterwards, you know. I've been with you a few times. A few times. It's just like we have our sex. We have our orgasms. We have a drink of water. We go to sleep. Yeah, but we've talked about so much stuff. If I'm with a playmate I don't know, we end up talking more like, oh, did you enjoy that? Did you like that I did this? Well, that's a question. Here's something completely off topic. Oh, totally. Okay. Is it okay for a playmate to ask if it was good? Sure. Why not? Everybody needs validation. Do they? Do they? I don't know. I'm asking. There's no right or wrong answer. I think that would be nice. If you generally enjoyed yourself, you should. Well, to say that I enjoyed myself is one thing. No. You sit there and go, did you enjoy yourself? Did I please you? It's like some people might find that kind of... What, off-putting? Corny? No. I'm just saying. No. If I generally liked something, I would definitely say, hey, I really liked it when you... It's like, wow, you stink so bad. Holy shit, I am so unsatisfied. You came quicker than... Then a fucking rabbit runs. Holy mother shit. Jesus Christmas. Wow, your dick was so small. I barely felt it. It was like popping a zit. It was over that quick. It was done. Oh, that's awful. I'm just saying. I would never do that. Usually, I almost always have a good time. Okay. There might have been a couple times. To some level. To some level. Yeah, sometimes it's been a little bit like. I was able to hold my breath. The whole time. God, stop it. I'm just saying. If I'm not attracted to somebody, I'm not going to play with them. And this is supposed to be my ideal, so. Yeah, but you might be attracted to them, but then find out all of a sudden they make like Zulu noises during sex or something. How many times has that happened? Three times. Wait, there was that one guy who made all kinds of noises at one party, Mr. Balloon Boy. Oh, Balloon Boy, Jesus. He's like screaming. Let's not go back there. That'll ruin my sex. Okay. I've gone to therapy to get rid of Balloon Boy out of my head. Oh, God. But he made some noises. Yeah. All right. Just saying. Okay. Enough about me. What's your idea? Let's start when you were younger because we know it's going to change. Like when you were 25. Oh, I was shallow. I just wanted a woman who didn't yell rape. You didn't ask her much? No. I just wanted someone consenting. Oh, God. You know you had ideals. You know, somebody you could, if, you know, even if it's not the reality, somebody you found very attractive or a type that you found very attractive. Yeah, this, I think my, again, some men might ask me to hand in my man card. Because, like, for me, the women, I, I always found the most attractive. I mean, like, okay, if I had to build my ideal woman, basically it would be Selma Hayek. I like that. Sure. That olive skin, darker hair. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Curvy. Oh, yeah. If I had to build one. Yeah. But in reality, my... Short, blonde. No, that was never... I know, that's the weird thing. I was never in the radar. Well, my first wife was blonde. too. And blondes were never my thing. I was always a more Mediterranean, Latin American looking kind of woman. But for me, my ideal woman is someone, again, you hit that nail on the head and that woman I used to work with did too. Something I had a lot of commonality with with, you know, that the spark for me to want to have sex with them was more the overall spark that was like someone I wanted to be with. Ouch. Sorry about that. And even like we talked about prior podcasts, like the women at the house parties. These are women that generally most men wouldn't look like, you know. I had spent time talking with him. And there was an inner beauty that just was, I'm going to say by most men, unrecognized. Oh, that's pretty deep. I must be very shallow then. I'm glad you said that. No, I mean, again, you and I worked together for numerous years and there was never anything. No. I mean, we were best friends. Yeah. And everything else. And you and I have been together too many years. Oh, I know. And we hit on so many levels. True. And again, I'm not trying to float my own boat, but I'm not a real shallow person. No, no. And I'm not driven in my life solely by sex. I enjoy it, don't get me wrong. No, I get it. Yeah. that little spice that just adds to life. For me, my biggest turn-on was I wanted to be with a woman that wanted to be with me. Well, that would be nice. Yeah. If you're being with somebody who doesn't want to be with you, it kind of sucks. Well, that's called rape. No, but I mean, I had some of those one-night stands from the bar kind of thing, and they were fun. Right. But I think my best performance is with people that I had some connection with. Sure, sure. Whether the connection went somewhere or not, it's another story. Right. No, I agree. Yeah, I mean, I didn't have, I mean, like I said, my ideal thing is I'd like that more Latin American, Mediterranean look. Oh, yeah, I think that's really hot. Even with the... Yeah, like Mickey. Right. Or, you know, Selma Hayek or, you know. There's even the men, you know, with the darker, you know, complexion, the darker hair. Sure. They just, you know, it's like, whoa. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I mean, I've been with a black woman and that was fun. That was great. You know, I didn't have a problem with that. Obviously, I've been with white women, very, you know, vocationally. Really? It hasn't been a problem either, but. It's nice to sample the. So much about the outer wrapping of the package as it is for me the inner package. Sure. I thought with the, yeah, I guess the ideal you have to, you know, do the chemistry. The chemistry is probably the most important thing. I mean, like I said, the bar hookups, there was a few that were, you know, it's like, okay, I'm inebriated. I just want to get laid kind of thing. And the same thing for them, I guess, because they had to be overly drunk to fuck. Shut up. You're an alcoholic. What are you talking about? But yeah, no, I mean, like the stereotypical, let's say, Pam Anderson thing, not that Pam Anderson isn't a beautiful woman, but that wasn't what I was drawn to. Like when Farrah Fawcett was like the big thing. Oh, yeah. I think she wasn't my thing. Yeah, I had an old boyfriend who had a poster of her in his bedroom and he just thought she was like the, you know. No, she didn't. She did nothing for me. I thought she was pretty. You know, I thought she was pretty. If she came to me and said, hey, what's fuck, would I have? Yeah. You're not that particular. I wasn't stalking her. But, you know, something like Linda Carter, far more attractive to me. The dark hair. Yeah, dark hair. You know what I find very intriguing with her is those piercing blue eyes. Oh, yeah. I think dark, I mean, her hair is almost black, so. It's very unusual to have black hair and blue eyes. Yeah, I was never attracted to the typical, stereotypical blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl. No. But, yeah. And as far as men, never mind. Well, even the one girlfriend that you had that you worked with, you said she always looked like Kirstie Alley when she was on Cheers. Brownish, dark hair. Brownish hair, and what color eyes did she have? I don't remember. Yeah, kind of, I think. I don't remember. Yeah, later eyes, you know, or brown eyes, but still. She has a great butt, great legs. Yep. My criteria. Yeah. And again, we clicked on a lot of levels, you know, with like the same music. Sure. We enjoyed going out. Yeah, whatever. It didn't hurt that she was, you know, very attractive and striking. Just made me think, why does she want me, but. Apparently, you must have something, right? I haven't found it yet, but. Keep looking. I'm hanging in there because I know I'll find it someday. Yeah, it's with her for a year. You've been with me for 22, so who's smarter? Anyway. I'll keep looking. Blind. Here's your dog, seeing eye dog, Dr. Kane. Anyway. Yeah, no, for me, it was always more of a, the sexual attraction always came due to more of the overall attraction. Sure. Yeah, it's just how I was. I mean, I mean, look at all the years I did photography and how many women I photographed completely nude and everything else. And, you know, I just didn't, I took it into the profession. I didn't, you know, I had sex with some of them because they approached me. I didn't approach them. Yeah, absolutely. I remember the two women that after done shooting in that motel room, they took advantage of you. help. Oh, oh, I'm being molested by these two women. Oh, boo-hoo. Oh, you poor innocent child. They took advantage of you. When I called you, is it okay if I play with your husband? Oh, that was funny. That was probably the funniest thing. Yeah, that's unusual. I wasn't a predator as much as my ex-wife wanted to tell everybody I was. No, you're actually a very upstanding citizen. I'm sitting at the moment. Okay, well, you're sitting Yeah, but no, it's, yeah, I, don't get me wrong, in my mind, I've had sex with a lot more women, but I'd never, like, for me to actually move forward, I always needed to have some connection. I mean, all the years we were together, and I bounced bachelor parties and everything else, and tell me I was anything but a gentleman with you. You were a total gentleman. Yeah. Total gentleman. Yeah. So. Until we got drunk and you approached me. I jumped you. It's true. I attacked you. I'll never leave that down. Yeah. Never. But that's okay. It worked out well. For you. Shut up. For you. No, I mean, it's just, I mean, yeah, I never assumed that anybody, You know, it's just one of the things for me. That makes sense. That's, you know, it's a good quality to have. Yeah. And, you know, how many women, I mean, have come on to me because I was very respectful? Sometimes it also is a thing you want what you can't have. You know, you're like, oh, no, we're not going to do this. And she's like, wait a minute, you just turned me down? Now I want you. You know, it's like reverse psychology. Well, that wasn't my intention, but it worked. Yeah, apparently. If I would have known that ahead of time, I would have used it to my advantage. No. I don't want to have sex with you. I'm sorry. Well, take that one gorgeous girl that was the financial person for that guy in Philly. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. She was fucking stunning. She's masturbating while I'm photographing her, and she didn't want to do nudes. I was like, okay. Oh, there you go. She's doing nudes, she's masturbating, and I'm showing her the photos, the computer and she grabbed my hand and put it next to her pussy. Oh, my God. I was so happily married at that time. Yeah, we were just friends. Yeah, we were just friends. She was stunning. Jesus Christ. Wow. Yeah. I think she would have been fun. I think she was... She would have tore me up. I was going to say she was adventurous. She would have tore me up, spit me the fuck out. But I didn't do anything. No. I didn't cheat on my wife at the time. If we were together, it wouldn't have been cheating. No, it would have been fun. It would have been fun. Yeah, I'd be bragging now. I'd be telling some fucking stories, sharing some pictures. Okay, so skin color for you doesn't matter. Nah, nah. I mean, in my head, I like... Your ideal age for you for a guy, give me an ideal age for you. I guess... up, you know, 50-ish. Okay. I thought that would be it. Okay. Yeah, that's about right. Yeah. It's like, again, I don't feel like I'm 65, so. Six to eight inches cock? Eh, something like that, yeah. I'm not going to measure. I'm not going to bring up my tape measure. Oh, you're five and three quarters. I'm sorry. I've got to throw you back. I have a tape measure on my tongue. I've got to throw you back. No. You're not legal limit. No, that doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. Yeah, all those things are fine. I have like a range, that kind of thing. Well, for you, I know that tits aren't like a really big deal one way or the other. I'm a legs and ass band. Yeah, you'd rather have a nice round tush and nice legs and tits could be little. Does it matter? Big, not big, whatever. Actually, I enjoy kissing. I enjoy a good kisser. Yeah, I enjoy a great kisser. And the eyes. In all honesty, before anything else, the eyes are the biggest thing. for me. I can see that, yeah. You know, just having a conversation with a woman and her eyes, and when she's looking at you. Right, right. And I've heard this about me. I don't know. Right. You have pretty eyes. I guess. But, you know, when you're sitting there talking to someone in their eyes and looking at you. And you're like. You can just melt with the right set of eyes. It's just like, I'll give her my credit cards if I had some. If you had credit cards with. Well, they weren't. If they weren't maxed out. Maxed out. Yeah, I get that. I think a nice smile, too, is always very alluring, you know? No, well, that goes with the eyes. It does. You almost can't have one without the other, unless she's, like, a crack addict or heroin, has, like, teeth all along. Oh, no, pretty eyes, but no teeth. Yeah. Gum job. Give me a gum job. But anyway. That's awful. So, with that said, of pleasure. Check out the free magazine. It should be coming out, what, before March? By the time you hear this, it'll be out. And thank everyone. Our numbers keep growing. We are very humbled. We started this podcast with just the concept of just kind of therapy. Yeah, I think we've said that many times before, so there you go. So the fact that you all listen is very humbling, and we appreciate it. And if you go to our website, hotwifepodcast.com, there is a button there called Supporters Club. You can, if you want to, it's $5 a month. And what that does is let you listen to the podcast without commercials. And info at hotwifepodcast, if you want to email us, any questions, comments, statements, ideas, love to hear from you. And then there is... 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