Custom Videos for Website Customers

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hi this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast well good evening everybody this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast I am here with my wonderful husband And we have a special guest, Newman, who is one of my playmates. So say hi to everybody, Newman. Hi, everybody. So he's going to join us on this episode. I think it'll be fun. Yeah. And then we'll see what happens later on. Lucky me. Lucky me. Part of the theme of tonight's show is talking about what we're going to be doing later. And that's shooting some custom videos for customers to appease their fetishes.

Yes, these are... And they're not by any stretch the most unique ones you've done. No, no. I think some more are coming. I think so too. I mean, when you get these custom videos, some guys are very, very particular with what I'm wearing. They might want pantyhose and certain kind of shoes or a certain teddy or whatever. Or they want me to mimic an older woman, even older than I am. Yeah, that sounds better. What I had to do is his microphone is picking up all of us. So I have to fade his back until he talks and when he talks I've got to crank his up. Okay. Yeah, I can hear that. Okay, yeah.

So until we get more of these microphones. Yep. These are the better kind. Yeah. Yeah, these are more direct. That one picks up more of a spectrum. Surround you. Yeah. Okay. But back to the custom videos which are, they're a lot of fun. I had to do some, you know, role playing which was unusual. I get to be a grandmother and I was... Well, this is just one of... One of many, but I mean, that seems to be a very common thread where I kind of teach my grandson how to jerk off and it comes so quickly. Well, the people that are asking for these videos, you're getting right now through many vids.

Many vids, yes. So if you go to hotwifedonnalyn.com, you can find the links to all the outlets to see her and talk to her and email her or what have you. And on many vids, you can actually reach out to her and, you know, we can see if we can produce a video for you that would meet your fetish. Because there's all kinds of suck-fuck videos out there, but some people have certain fetishes. Certain desires. Yeah, exactly. Everybody's different. Everybody has, you know, their thing. Well, you know, one of the things that cracks me up is how specific. I mean, how detailed.

Everything is written out. Like years ago. It's like a whole movie. My fantasy, fantasy fetish, whatever, I guess there's a fine line there, was always to threesomes. I always thought that was so hot. It's been filled, but it was just like a threesome. It was not like, okay, well, first you do this, then she has to say this. Oh, and she has to be wearing this at the start, and then this comes off first, and then that has to happen. That's what I was saying. These guys come up with scrapbooks.

scripts that, I mean, they have the outfits, the shoes, they have where your hair should be, any jewelry you should be wearing or not wearing. I mean, it's like, and they have it down like, okay, for the first two minutes you do this. And then for one minute you do this. And then it's like, wow. I never, my fantasies and fetishes or whatever you want to call them have never been that exact. Yeah. Not that detailed. Just the whole script just written out. Yep. Whole script. Yeah. And Yeah, and like, oh, well, I need you to wear a blouse that is white with blue stripes.

Not wide ones, but not thin ones. It's like, where the fuck? And then you sit there, well, that's going to cost you extra. They're like, well, why? What do you think I have that fucking wardrobe? Yeah, you don't always have these things. My closet's not fucking Target. Well, the last one is they wanted high heels. They wanted sandals. With some kind of a heel. With some kind of a heel. Well, I have closed-toed shoes and heels, and I have an open toe, but it's not really a sandal.

So I had to go out there and buy two pairs, a black pair and a white lacy pair, which I'm not sure is as sexy, but the black pair is definitely sexy. Black is always sexy. Well, it has a little thing around it. White can be, yeah, for me. I was looking for the same one in black but in white. It has this little ankle thing, and it's really sexy. Give me a woman in Crocs any day. Oh, yeah. Garden, bitch. Garden. Garden. Grab that hoe. Grab that hoe. Ho with a hoe. Oh, my God. Not right. We've done custom videos for a lot of years, but it's been a while.

And there has been some of these fantasy fetish videos we've done that we fought to not laugh while we do it. I'm sure. Some things that were kind of ridiculous. That's fine. Yeah. I don't mind. No, it's it. you know. Well, one video I had to take, he went in stockings and a garter belt and that's not a big deal but he wanted me to masturbate with one of those, not a vibrator, a dildo, the ones he can, has a suction cup, he can suck. Yeah. He goes, sucks and cup it to a wall or a window or something. I want you to fuck it. A little table? A little table?

Well, I, he went into like doggy style, not up and down. So you almost had to be standing. I had to be standing. So I used the window down there by the side of the glass door. I was like, you have to be careful not banging a heart on it too much. You just can't clamp that thing down on that dildo. You're going to shatter the glass. That's what I was just saying. I was like, oh, I don't know if this is going to even work. I was like, how do I get the camera angle so you can see it going in and out? I told you I could put a camera outside and shoot through the glass. That could be one view.

Then you could see your ass pressing against the glass. I have to submit a custom video. I'll be right back. You did say that. You did say that. That's why I run the camera. I had to shoot that one myself, remember? You weren't available. No, it was available. You just... I just said, I just want to... You're like, I'll do it. You get out of here. She took total control. Yeah, sometimes I do. So you've shot one other time with Newman. Yes, I have. That is correct. I was here before. Yeah. That was fun. We had a really good time.

And there's going to be one video tonight you're going to shoot with Noman. Yes. You know, a custom. A custom video. And then it's just, you can just have fun and play. Do what we want to do. Do the normal thing. The normal thing. Normal play time. Yeah. Which is always fun. Well, you got to pay them for helping you with the custom. Of course. Works for me. Now, you've been walking around in this bathrobe like a house mom. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Should I take it off? Yeah. No, go put more clothes on. Oh, I was curious. Oh, whoa. Hello. Oh, damn. Look at those reading glasses. Fuck yeah, baby.

Oh, I don't even notice those. Fuck yeah, those reading glasses. Oh, no. Shut up. I don't want to hear about it. I don't. Oh, come on, librarian, please. Yeah. I've got to be a grandma later on for this other video. Penalize me for an overdue book, bitch. I'm going to kill you in your sleep. I will kill you in your sleep. That's such a look. More punishment to let me live. That's true. So Donna is wearing this, what color is that? Teal. Teal. It's a greenish teal. It's greenish teal. It's not dark enough to be a hunter green. Yeah, it's not dark enough to be a hunter green. It's green.

But it's a little more green than teal. What's the color? It's almost like a kelly green, actually. Kelly green is bright. Bright? Oh, boy. Yeah, there you go. Cough it up, bitch. I thought you were going to say swallow, bitch, but that's... That's later. That'll be fun. So. I'm wearing green, so there you go. Green bra and thong. Yes. Yes. I wasn't sure what to wear. No granny panties for the role? Shut up. I will never put them on. No granny panties. He has tormented me with this idea like, I'm going to get you drunk and I'm going to put granny panties on you and I'm going to take pictures.

Oh, wow. I was like, oh, no. Uh-uh, ain't happening. Damn. That might be the thing. thing i might have to go submit a fantasy and just make up a username and like oh i want to see you wear this that could work there's ones that go up to your nipples cover your belly button panties and you know big bloomers with a big pad in the back oh yeah why are they so big why are they only one color i don't know they're awful they're awful because they double as a sail for yourself for those of you who wear them i am not sorry But anyway. I can't do it. I can't do it.

I don't like anything that's not riding up my ass. I like things riding up my ass. Yeah, but then I give you shit and you're like, get out of my ass. Get out of my ass. Well, maybe I don't want you up my ass. Wow. Certain things up my ass. Yeah, certain things. I see how you roll. If you weren't so short, I would short sheet your bed. I was just tucking you in. tucking me in. I'm short. Yes, she's tiny. I know, compared to you, I'm pretty tall. Everybody who sees her in person for the first time, they're like, you look so much taller than your photographs.

That's because you shoot me very well. Yeah, because when I do photography, all the models, here's a photography tip for all you iPhone users and camera phone users. When you shoot somebody, if you shoot them at eye level, they're torso looks huge and their legs look foreshortened. You want to make a woman look sexy, sit on the ground or lay on the ground and shoot up. Their legs look long, their torso looks long, have them twist. It makes them look a lot sexier. Sexier and thinner too. Yeah, they have to twist. Do a little hourglass twist. I would have to agree. Suck it in and stick them up.

Yeah, that was your mantra with all the models. Regardless of whether they're thin. Once they worked with me, every time we'd shoot after that, they'd be like, I know, suck Suck it in. Stick them out. Suck it in. Because they knew after they shot with me, they're like, why do I look so much hotter in your photos? Because I kind of know how to pose you. Yeah, you have a technique there. Yep. Yeah. Modeling is painful and uncomfortable. Yeah, absolutely. Definitely. But the next day from doing a shoot with you, I'd be like so sore. Yeah.

From twisting and getting in weird positions and climbing up on all kinds of things. Yeah, whatever. It always was an adventure, that's for sure. Yep. We had a lot of fun. That's what it's all about. Yeah. That's what it's all about. Yeah, it was work, but I was blessed with all the models I work with. Afterwards, they were all like, oh my God, the pictures are incredible. They turned out good. Yeah, the cool thing is there was always an adventure involved. We went up to Sleepy Hollow Cemetery, the legend of Sleepy Hollow. They put me on a sarcophagus. It was a big... Sarcophagus, yeah.

Yeah, I guess I would call it a sarcophagus. Yeah, it was. And it was New Year's.

day it was cold and they got me naked up on this thing and I was supposed to be like a like a gargoyle so I'm squatting down on this thing and then this van came by and we were another model and she quick reaches up and grabs me and throws my cloak on and throws me into a you had the Tahoe back then that was like threw you into a car yeah just threw me in there because I was naked so you don't want to get caught you get into a lot of trouble especially nowadays with you know Oh my God, you're naked and you're three miles from a school or 20 miles from a school. That's it.

You're a sexual predator. There's a school in your state. Yeah, you're in trouble now. You're a sex offender now or whatever I am. Yeah, that does happen. Are you looking for that picture? Yeah, that's what I'm doing. I think it's hanging up downstairs on the wall. It might be, but I'm looking here in my phone. I don't have all my photos in here, obviously. Oh my God, you'd have like thousands of them. I'd have to have three phones with as much memory as they hold. Yeah. But yeah, I don't think I have that one in here. Oh, well. But... Oh, here it is. There you go.

And then what I did in the photograph, I took the texture from the sarcophagus and I mapped it to her, as well as there were wings on an angel statue. Okay. And I photographed those and I airbrushed them on. Okay. And that's the photograph. Wow. So it became like a gargoyle. That's pretty badass, yeah. I wish I could have squalled. The clouds, the trees. The trees were all there. I just modified the sky, but... Yeah, we'll show you the stuff later on when we're done here. That's pretty creepy. I like doing creepy things. Oh, I love horror movies.

I got some stuff that a lot of people are like, holy fuck. Really? Yeah. That's awesome. We'll get back to the topic in a minute. I would always like to meet the models before I worked with them. Sure. Because I was on a website for photographers and models to network. So my stuff has a very gothic edge to it.

And so when I would meet them, I wanted to make sure the pictures they had, like, oh, the girls got long, dark, black hair and everything else and you meet her she's got short blonde hair it's like that's not you oh I cut it last week it's like fuck well what I had pictured to do this doesn't fit of course they would meet me and they're like wait a minute you're a big fat old guy you did those pictures I'm like yeah I know I'm goth on the inside I have a big pointy beard inside the tattooed sleeves on the inside my nipples are pierced on the inside but at that time I worked corporate America so I couldn't Yeah.

Do that. Now I'm just too old. It's like, much of I'd love to get a lot of my artwork done as tattoos. I'm 56. You know, they tattoo it, look good for a week, and then as my skin keeps going, you know, it would go from like a demon all of a sudden to like a milkman or something. A milkman. Won't have the same effect. Yeah. Well, yeah, last week I was a fucking guy eating a soul out of another person. Now it's a guy doing chocolate milk at the front door. How did that happen? It just keeps changing. So you are looking very hot tonight, dear. Well, thank you so much. Yes, indeed.

And Newman's looking very good in his t-shirt. Yep. You know, so. I try. I'm just playing with my tits, that's all. I see that. Yes, we see that. They're mine, I'm allowed. You guys get to play with your thing. Yeah, true. That's mine, I can wash it as many times as I want. And it's fast as you want. That's right. I do. But yeah, so we're going to do one little video tonight with Newman that is apparently some little fetish somebody has about that you interrupt your stepdaughter. I think it's a stepdaughter. I'll have to look at these.

Stepdaughter having sex with her boyfriend and she leaves for work and you're like, wow, you need to finish. Yes. I'm sorry I interrupted and I will definitely make it up to you so you can It's not fair. You get blue balls. That's not right. That's not cool. It's family, so it's not wrong. It's not wrong. Okay, I'm going to finish me off. So, Newman, do you have any fantasies or anything that you want to share? Fantasies I want to share. I've always wanted to see a clown with an angel mask on and riding a cowboy saddle with a... a six-sooter up his ass. Is that just me?

You talk about it too much. I sent it to you for it to be a video. It just came out way too smooth. Way too smooth. You're saying that's wrong? I didn't say that. What would that cost me to get produced? I'll charge you double. Damn it. Since you're producing it. You charge me double in the bedroom, too. Oh, man. I know, Rob. Shh. I'm rough. You know, we had to board up the window. She goes, I need this room dark if I'm going to fuck you. I was like, fuck. Plus those... The roofies. Yeah, she goes, looks like a bowl of candy next to the bed. No, it's roofies. It's for hypnol.

She goes, I don't want to remember this. I don't want to remember this. If I got to have sex with you again, I don't want to remember this. That's only true. Much. Much. Often. Often. All right. Let's get back to you. And you were... What are your... Fantasies. I had a pretty, a couple weeks ago, I had a pretty wild night. There was a couple that I met in a hotel and two other guys showed up. So it was one, two, three, like three or four of us. Wow, what a gangbang. Yeah. Wow, nice. Yeah, so, yeah, it was fun. It was fun. So was that on your bucket list? Yeah, I guess it was. Yeah.

So she, take all openings? No. No, she did not. No DP? DV. No D. No DP? Nope. Wow. No double penetration. You would think if you're going to do a gangbang that you would at least do double penetration. Depends on how big the members are. I mean, if they're... Oh, they were six foot. No. How big the dicks are. If they're not like too, too big, I could definitely do anal. Yeah, well. You got to maneuver. You got to position right. You got to lube right or Yeah, it's almost like it has to be choreographed. Everyone's got to stretch first. Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's important.

You don't want to try that. Someone pull a hammy doing that, then all of a sudden it gets ugly. All of a sudden somebody else is getting DP'd, you know? You've got to watch that. I don't know what's going to happen. You get that charley horse and you spasm. Next thing you know, your dick's in someone else's face that doesn't want a dick in his face. That never happened to me. No, not to you. Twice. I think the only... mini gangbang I've done. The Three Steves. The Three Steves, which I still think is like hysterical. Three guys named Steve. Yeah, how about that? How often does that happen?

This week? Not too often. That was actually the last and only technically gangbang you've done. When we were up there in the Poconos, there was a lot of... There wasn't anything that major. There wasn't that major. You didn't do three guys at once. You did the blow bang. The blow bang and then it was the pretend, they did like a bachelor party thing and I was sitting on one Yeah, but that was just a bachelor type party. There's no penetration. No, no. Because you broke off, two guys went with Gina and two guys stayed with you. Yeah, exactly. So therefore it was more threesome stuff.

Yeah, threesome stuff. You've done a bunch of threesomes but you've only ever done the one It's hard. foursome. Yeah, I guess it's a foursome. Technically that would constitute a gangbang.

I've seen on the internet where people call a threesome a gangbang it's like no it's not a gangbang no three is even weak yeah it is but it's usually gangbangs usually gangbangs four or more yeah I would yeah definitely I guess my problem with the gangbangs is there's always like somebody and I've seen that with the three steves there's always somebody who's more I'm gonna oh oh my dick sucked all the time and then somebody it doesn't get any kind of attention oh you know what I'm saying you gotta spread the love there's You have to have a balance. You have to have a balance.

When we do yours, we're going to get like one of those deli things. Now serving number. Oh, that's a good idea. So everybody's got to take a ticket, and they've got to wait before they can penetrate you. Then you'll have the little thing. Number 72? There you go. Sounds like a plan. We'll have two. Everybody gets a plan. We can have three of those things. One for your mouth, one for your ass, one for your pussy. That's very organized. We'll take number five in the ass, please. Number five in the ass. Number five in the ass. There you go. That's me. Over here. Five. Five. No five.

Okay, number six. That's terrible. I hate when they just skip over my number. When they leave, it's just depressing. It's like, I just had to wait a couple minutes. We'll get to you. I don't know that for a fact. Impatient. Yeah. I felt like there was a lot more maneuvering and I was on my knees and then I had to get up and I was like, okay, this is comfortable. Well, Yeah, guys don't want to think you're just a dead fish laying there. Yeah, I was like all over the place. I was pretty agile. You know, I was like making use of the...

We had a little love seat there, a wicker love seat, and I was climbing on that, and I was on the floor, then I was up. I came up with this cool idea of building like a... You know, like those wheels, like cartels, you know? Yeah. You know, those things. Like Wheel of Fortune. So it's laying down. Like Wheel of Fortune. And she could lay on it. And like I say, you had three or four guys. Yeah.

and you all get around it and you get a spinner slowly you don't want to throw an elbow on it the spinner and wherever she stops it's like oh okay so it's not Wheel of Fortune you get the fucker that guy gets his hand that guy gets his mouth okay yeah yeah you know it'd be kind of a cool video I think I think so too then we flip her over do the same thing and then but instead of pussy you get the fucker ass there you go I like it do you have like a Wheel of Fortune they have like a little pie shape where you land on it and you're bankrupt oh yeah You ended on impancy.

Let's see, I don't know which one it is. No, we got the volume down. That's a breeze. No? No? Thank you for your orgasm. We try not to use him too much because then he'll get like, he gets like button crazy. He wants to remember what they are. So that's a different kind of gangbang. Okay. That's a psycho. I like that. That's a gangbang my ex-wife. Oh, no. It's terrible. I'm not saying she's a bunny boy, am I? Nope. But, yeah, so I guess the topic, which we keep wandering off, is all about people's fantasies and how such a variety is out there. Such a variety. Yeah.

It seems like the stepmom, step fantasy, stepmom, stepson, Grandmoms. With an older woman. And again, I guess that's more what we're entertaining is the people with fantasies with mature women. Right. Of, you know, oh, your step-grandson or your step-son or your step-son's best friend or whatever. Because obviously for legitimate reasons, you can't say, oh, I'm fucking my son. Right. That is just wrong. That is taboo. That's beyond taboo. That's too much. The step-son thing.

pushing it too or step door or step grand door or whatever the fun it's their step fantasy it's huge yeah really huge so but you know I mean everybody has their their buttons their own buttons you know the buttons that make them that's right that gets them going yeah puppy dogs yeah he likes to interrupt every show every single show he wants his own attention yeah for like five hours during the day and then as soon as we decide we're going to do a podcast he's like oh Oh, well, I've got to be on here. Here comes a fat one. We cannot do a podcast without the dogs coming over.

Interruption of dogs, yeah. We have to start. And we can't shoot a video without the dogs barking. They'll be quiet all day long. He brings up the camera. Like, are you, can we do one video without the dogs barking? They like to be in the videos. Maybe they hear me moaning. I wonder. Maybe. They're trying to communicate. They hear you howling. They think they should. I guess. That sounds too good. It's all the moaning. Yeah. I'm going to get the ball gag and that's it? Them or you? Me. Oh, okay. They'll just chew on it. But, yeah.

So, yeah, we have a bunch of unique videos coming up with some of these guys. Like I said before, I find it real interesting about how particular they are. Just like, oh, I want to see you wear purple shoes. Okay. Yeah, like the pantyhose one is white pantyhose, I guess because I'm a meat and potatoes guy. Tan. Okay. Since I'm a meat and potatoes guy, I'm not worried about... Exactly. You got to have parsley on the edge of the plate. Yeah. That's what the fuck's up. Oh, it's not that bad. I mean... Whatever floats your boat. I'd like to do more foot fetish things. It's hard for...

You like doing foot modeling. Yeah. Part of it. I do. I do. I think feet are neat. I don't have a problem with feet. I think they can be very sexy. They can be very... Sensual? Yeah. Foot massages. Oh, I love it. She has her feet rubbed, yeah. I'm sure she does. When I got flogged. That's why you don't do it. Yeah, I know. That's exactly why you don't do it. When I got my first true BDSM experience, they flogged my feet. Oh, my God. That was incredible. I went into, like, la-la land with that. That was a very, very erotic experience for me in my feet. How long ago was that?

Was that like six months ago? Was that six? What's that? When I had the BDSM experience. About six months ago. Six, eight months. Yeah, it's been a little while. We've got to reach out to them again. It was actually, yeah, easy. So we talked about this on prior shows. We bought these little boxes of question cards, like icebreakers. And this one is more for intimacy and sex and stuff. So I'm going to ask this. question to both of you. Oh boy. Okay. There's no right or wrong answer. Okay. So if you could have a magic wand, what would you want more of in your sex life? What would I want more of?

More? Wow. My first answer would be orgasm. Yeah. Well, I was thinking how. I would say blowjobs. You want more blowjobs. I guess there's no right or wrong answer. I can't say I would want more of anything. I'm getting it pretty good as it is, if you know what I mean. Maybe I'd like to have more energy so I can keep going. True. Then we can make more videos for everybody. Yeah, that'd be fun. I have to eat right and exercise. Okay, so one more. Where are three places you've thought about having sex other than your bed? Oh, kitchen table. Down by the pool. That's true.

We've already had sex out on the veranda. I've had sex down on the deck. Veranda deck. Yeah, well, the veranda is upper deck. And then the deck deck is lower deck. You don't have... I like big brown decks. We have two of them. Okay. That's a... Okay, Newman. Okay. I'm sorry. Three places you like to have sex. That's not your bed. That's not my bed. Her bed, her bed, and her bed. It's not my bed. That's true. That's very true. Maybe I never had sex in the rain, like outside in the rain. That was always one of my things. I mean, just for the experience. Yeah.

I always thought years ago, I used to think sex in like a field with high grass. Yeah. Like be out there and no one can see you. Yeah. You know and it's like a rain. Yeah. Problem is grass is itchy. Yes. And when it gets wet. There's bugs. Theoretically it sounds great. It sounds great. And then you see like there's grasshoppers jumping all over you and it's like ah ah ah no. And then you come up and there's ticks everywhere. Yeah. So it's yeah the reality is not as good. You said yours. Let him talk. I did. I was just thinking when I was younger like Backseat of a car. Backseat of a car.

Yeah, that's always a nice fantasy. Yep, yep. The worst place was in a barn. Oh, the straw? Yeah, I was young and I wasn't thinking. You didn't bring a blanket or anything? No, it was kind of spur of the moment, you know, just kind of, let's do this. Doggy, just grab a hold of it. That's the only way to do it. I've read. She has barn experience? No, yes. A friend told you. A friend told me. No, I lived on a farm. for like five years. My boyfriend, I would have sex in the barn. But like straw is terrible. No. We both agree.

Yeah, you don't want to lay down and doggies probably the best to kind of bend over. Do it on top of the tractor. It's still in the barn. That was open to the element so that wouldn't have been. What in the barn? I don't know what to tell you. I know. We were up in the like the Haymow area. The who? Haymow? Haymow. Is that what that's called? Haymow. It's where the That's the name of the location. I thought that was called a hayloft. Hayloft. Yeah. Same thing. Same thing. Okay. I believe you. Okay. All right. So, yeah. Being outside is always fun, though.

When the dog was looking at my face, can you see my eye? Yeah, it's always right. I got a runny nose. Already. Fucking dogs are... Damn dog, you make me look bad. They do, don't they? And then they just make you look swollen, not so bad. They're so cute. They are cute. Yeah, because now they're laying on the floor asleep. Don't say a word to them. This one. Okay. What is your secret sexual fantasy? Yeah, I just said it. I was reading a card. Secret one. I don't have any secret ones. You know all my sexual fantasies. Yeah, I don't know if I have a secret one either.

I know the answer to this one for you. What do I do that turn and draw the most? Go to work. Okay, yeah. Go away. So, Newman, what pushes your button? Before, I lost a lot of the smelling in my nose. I would say that perfumes and stuff, like just the smell, the sweetness. Scent-driven? Yeah. That had a lot to do with it for a while, yeah. Wow. Okay. Yeah, I think smells are supposed to be your most primitive smell. Primitive, yes. Yeah, it tells me whether I want to continue or not, does it? Yeah. It's like, oh, okay. Tuna fish, you know, like these rockers.

Is this you or were you at the beach recently? So have you been fishing? Were you on an old fishing vessel lately? Are you putting old bay on it? Old bay? It's a new fragrance now, back bay. Did you have to spill a crab boil on yourself recently? I don't know what the hell you mean. That's disgusting. As long as there's not a crust, we're good, right? Oh, my. Whoa, whoa, I didn't say that. Oh. I never said that. It's like, you know, pot pie. The best thing to eat there is the crust, you know. No, it's not pot pie, tell you what. No, it's not. No, it's not. Oh, my God.

So we killed 30 minutes with this one. So we'll wrap this bad boy up so we can go shoot some video. Yep. Let's get it on. You can both enjoy each other's company. That sounds like fun. I can't wait. So anyway, thank you all for listening. And again, the numbers. I know we're starting to slow down now because the summer's here. Yeah, and everybody has a life and they're outside. Yeah, but download it and listen to us on the beach. Put it on speaker at the kids' listen. Oh, yeah. Make it a family affair. Wouldn't that be nice? Oh, not good. All right, everybody. You have a great evening.

Thanks, Newman. Thanks for having me. And have a nice night. Thank you.