Cuckolding: A Deep Dive into Humiliation

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Speaker1: Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. And I'm here again. I'm going to start off with that. I'm trying to be some professional. God forbid if I'm fucking professional. So you reach puberty. Should we start over? No, we'll keep going with it. Fuck it. Oh, you suck so bad. I try. And lick, suck. Whatever. I didn't know you sucked. Yes, you do. Oh, yeah, like pussy. Yeah, yeah, not dick, no. Oh, well, you know. Penis allergy, remember? Penis allergy. Sure you do. You keep saying that. What happens when you're not around is not your business. Exactly, none of my business. My boyfriend. Never mind. Good Lord. Can't have a normal fucking show, can we? Not even a little bit. Are any of our topics based on normality? Is that a word, normality? Sure. Okay, just checking. In the swimming pool? The vocabulary is not too strong. I don't know too many words. I for not know much of English. So what is our topic tonight? Well, we've got a lot of things we can cover. We've got a bunch of shit. Yeah, okay. Where do you want to start? First of all, I want to start by like, wow. Wow. I can't thank everyone enough. We started, we're really putting an effort now to put two shows up a week, a Monday and a Thursday show. Okay. And the numbers are, You keep saying, look at these numbers. There's three people listening to us. I mean, I was overtaken when there was a Stephen. You know, we just had this one guy. Now we have three. Three. I mean, it's like, holy shit. My God, he's tripled. Okay. You know, I mean, it's like, wow. No, I mean, I'm going to start off the show by saying that. Okay. who listens to the show. I'm going to sound like, what's that, Peter Walken? I wouldn't think everyone. I can't do a Peter Walken. Peter, no, it's Christopher. Christopher Walken, so I can't do Peter either. You can't do anybody. Fuck right. But we appreciate everyone who listens, and we started this podcast just as something as a therapy. Yeah, I mean, I don't want anybody to listen to us. Remotely advertise the stuff you do at hotwaves.com. Just throw that in there. A little segue there. So, you know. And then to have as many listeners as we do. I'm blown away. Baffled, blown away. Yeah. D, all of the above. All of the above. And thankful. More than anything, thankful. So, I know there's been some people that have posted some comments that were negative and that's fine, whatever. Everyone's entitled to opinion. We don't all. to like it, but that's okay. You know, you know, that's why Baskin Robbins or whatever ice cream you like has like 7,000 fucking flavors. There's something for everybody. We don't have to be that flavor. No, we don't. We started doing this just as a whim, just for fun, just for shits and giggles. Thinking no one was going to listen. And now we're like, wow, that many people. And people reach out to us. Yeah. And we're thankful. And become friends. Yeah, we're thankful for people who reached out. And we're going to talk more about that. Okay. here in a second um that uh you know these people that uh reach out to us at hot wife podcast at gmail.com we welcome your comments good bad or indifferent um read them all yeah you know and um we try to answer them if we don't answer them we're just going to do a show about whichever you talk about yeah sometimes that's more fun yeah i mean you know we've had a couple show comments um and um janice actually wrote to us about the last show we did Which was, you know, what we thought she was getting at is what we did the show on, which was the step... The taboo of step... The taboo of step-grandmother, step... Son, step... Step-son, step-grandmother, step-mom. Yeah, step-fantasy or reality. Yeah. And apparently we missed it, but a little bit, so... Yeah, she meant something else. Yeah. She was looking at it from what her... It almost sounds like it's her situation. Yeah. I'm not going to really... I'm not going to say it's her situation, but it could be. It sounds like it. From her emails, it sounds like she is a woman that is, I'll word it, in your age group. Okay. She basically said she was a little older than you, which could be a year, who knows, could be two days, who knows. Could be three minutes, yeah. And, you know, now again, it's not clear whether it's a situation she's in or a situation that she finds alluring. Right. So we're, you know, we're going to keep her safe. So what was she? Something about like her son-in-law being, you know, like, okay, if you're the mother-in-law and the son-in-law, let me bring that up. So, but tell you what, while I'm looking this up, why don't you just tell everybody what literally within the last half hour we just finished, you just finished, I didn't finish a fucking thing. Well, I'm going to back up. A few months ago, yeah, I know, stop. A guy reached out to me, one of my OnlyFans, I forget which site it was, I think he had actually had a subscription and he was, you know, said, hey, you know, I, I, how do I get to be, you know, make a video with you? And I was like, well, you know how many times people ask me that? It's a lot. It's a lot. And I, I turn you down flat. I'm like, you know, no, hey, does the month end in Z? I don't think so. So. Have you had calendars printed? Didn't work. Aprils, Mays, Mays, Junes. It doesn't work. I'm not falling for it. And all I get is nose. Nose. But I said, okay, I just want to win. I'm like, okay, where are you located? Well, he said, he literally said, the town that I live in. I'm like, literally in the town. I'm like, you mean like the. You're within a mile radius. A mile. Our town's a mile and a half radius. Yeah. But I didn't let on at the time. I didn't let on. I'm like, well, you're local. You know, you're like, so we were chatting, texting back and forth. They gave him my number. I was like, okay, you know, let's see where this goes. Well, going back and forth and back and forth, he finally came over tonight. Yes, he did. A couple ways. Yeah, a couple ways. And he's like, yeah, you're like six minutes from where I live. I'm like, yeah, I know. Seven if he walked. Yeah. So we did a little video. You know, I got a chance to play with him and he was, you know, very nice. He had some time to chat and have a couple drinks because they know each other. and, you know, fill all the paperwork for all the sites that I'm on. But we didn't have time to do all of them because he's on a time constraint here. Prior commitment. Prior commitment, yeah. So it was like kind of a, not a wham, bam, thank you, man, but it had to be a little faster. That's the first, I think, Latino I've seen you have sex with. No, there was another one. Was there? Yeah. Remember the gentleman that, I put him in my ass and he came right away? Yes, yes. He ended up in a Kepka one. That doesn't narrow it down. That description. Yeah. Sorry. Not everybody, when you stick him in my ass, comes right away. So I'm going to hold out a little bit. A little bit, yeah. But yeah. Okay. So he's a second. Whatever. I don't know. I don't keep track. Give you a nice little cream pie. Oh, yeah, yeah. I was like. I mean, literally half an hour ago. Yeah, yeah. I'm still dripping. That's why we're going to shower if we're going to. So. That's fine. I spend on doing that anyway. Yeah. It was fun. I insist on it. So, yeah. So, yeah. Good. Nice little video. It'll be coming out shortly. Yeah. Yeah. It was super fun. I'll have to, like, groom him a little more. I mean, like, he's not verbal. Yeah. I'll have to teach him to be more verbal. Well, again, the first time I've done it. Yeah. Even the photo shoots I've done in the past, the first shoot you do with a model is good. It's good. It's good. But by the fourth, fifth shots, the photo shoots are phenomenal because you get to know them, they get to know you, you know what they're expecting, and blah. And ba-ba-ba. I love the ba-ba-ba- you in front of me, it's like, dude, you just fucking fucked my wife and cream-pied her. Do you think you can't kiss her goodbye? He's like, you fist-pumped me. I don't know. Maybe he's like, I don't know. My dick was in your mouth. I really don't want to kiss you. I don't know. I mean, you know, I don't care. I mean, if you suck my dick, I'll kiss you. But if I cum in your mouth, I ain't kissing you. But that's me. I don't care. Obviously, you just said, yeah, if you take cum in your mouth, you don't care if someone kisses you. No, no. I don't. You know, those of us who don't, are allergic to penis. Or anything that comes out of a penis, you stay away from. I want to get a t-shirt made that says, I heart cum. I think it'd be so much fun to wear to the- Big seller. Oh, well, you know, I want to wear to the next swinger party. I think it'd be a hoot. I think it'd be a real hoot. Okay. Come on. Well, you could sell them at the swinger party. Everybody would be like, I want one of those. Oh, no, they're like, I already have one. That's what it'd be like. They were like, look at the one I have. It's like, I love being tied up. I've seen the thongs that say, for women, that say, you know, it's not going to lick itself. That's cute. That's cute. That's what we should get. Give my gifts to the ladies he played with. Vince was here. Vince was here. So, this Jan, one of the things she talks about here, again, she has a couple different emails. Right. for emailing us. And we look forward to hearing more from her. Talks about she's been a fucking guy half her age. He approached me, kept after me until I got excited enough to do it. Apparently they're actually thinking about doing a podcast. Oh, they should. So we'll have to get them on the podcast. We'll have to. And again, for those who are listening, in all honesty, we don't have a set schedule when we record it. We have a set schedule when we post it. Right. So. Just do it like whenever. If there's someone we're going to coordinate to be on the podcast, we just upgraded the computer. So like Logan and Autumn used to be on the show with us and we had a problem because it was an old computer. We just upgraded the computer. We'll have to try to coordinate that again. But we'll coordinate the schedule. If you email us and you're somebody, in this case Jan, we'd love to have you on. We'll coordinate you getting on the podcast with us when we're going to record. and see when we can do it and have you guys on. We'd love to have a chat and discuss all the dirty details. Oh, that does sound like fun. But, you know, she's apparently an older woman, keeps herself in great shape. Good, good. Bikini wearer. I don't believe you. Jan, send pictures. Lots of them. Without the bikini. With and without. With and without. You know what? If you're going to send bikini pictures, tell me if I'm wrong. Right. Ass shots are important. Sure. Because bikinis cover up the crotch. They're nice cleavage shots, boobs and stuff, but I'm an ass man. Ass and legs. Yes, you are an ass, that's for sure. Wow, that hurt. No, I didn't. I did piss her off. She was talking about more the mother-in-law, son-in-law thing. Which is kind of dirty, too. That is. For some reason, that just didn't. It didn't register with me. I'm thinking like, you know, stepbrother, stepmother. Okay, so here's a confession. Mother-in-law. So here's a confession. Okay. I think I might have told you this before. With my first mistake, I mean, my first wife, her mom used to help me take care of files and stuff when I had my own business. Right. And her and I used to have very sexual talks, not about each other. Right. But, I mean, she confessed to me things that she never even told her husband was alive. Oh. You know, like her desires and stuff like, you know, and I won't get into it in case, whatever. In case she's listening? No, she's not listening, but in case my ex-wife listens or whatever, it's just, you know. And again, now, unfortunately, the woman is old enough that she wouldn't remember. She's getting very senile of sorts, according to my daughter. Right. Now, again, this was 20, over 26 years ago. It had to be. We weren't together yet. No, well, and again, my daughter wasn't born yet. Right. You know, she talked about interest in being tag-team, gang-bangs, whatever. Oh, so she was a little, could have been a wild thing. Yeah, she was a wild thing from what she used to tell me and stuff like that. Oh, she was or just wanted to be? She wanted to be. Okay. She never was. She never was. She was only ever with one man, the man she married. But she had desires. Right. And I honestly think that if I pursued it, and I never did, that I probably could I could have tagged my mother-in-law. Yeah, it sounds like. If she's already open to having those fantasies and those. If you're thinking about it. I'm scratching the surface of what she told me. I mean, there were things she told me. I was like, okay. I mean, and again, I don't know. My ex and I weren't into swinging at that point. And I mean, if my ex-mother-in-law would have said something to me back then. Right. That might have. Yeah. That might have. That would have been interesting. Yeah. I mean, she had told me that her and her husband, my ex-father-in-law, had even made their own porn videos. That's crazy. Yeah. I wouldn't, you know, I don't want to see him. But, you know, I mean, that was 26 years ago. Over. Over 26 years ago. So let's even probably make it closer to 30 years ago. Probably. Probably. Yeah. So you're talking 1993? Oh, see, I'm 57 now. So, you know, I've been in my 20s. Holy shit. Holy crap. Oh, my God. No wonder he was hitting on you. Yeah. But anyway. Oh, my God. But no, I can see that fetish. Sure. The mother-in-law, son-in-law thing. Yeah, I get that completely. Especially an older woman, and Jan says she is pretty rocking. I'm looking for proof, Jan. I'm looking for proof. Little hint there, honey? Yeah. Is that what that is? Little hint? No, no, little hint. Jan, send us pictures I need to see. No sugar coating here. I'll coat her with sugar. I'll coat her with salty fucking liquid. I'll make her a fucking glazed donut. Donut? Okay. Oh, fuck. There you go. That's what I'd be doing. Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much, yeah. Yeah, and then she'd, you know, be in therapy for years. Then you'd wake up from your dream. Well, hey, you know, don't ruin my dreams. Oh, I'm sorry. You have already. Don't ruin them all. I'm sorry, honey. So anyway. Oh, shit. to correct for the misinterpretation of Jan's original email of the, you know. It's a whole different spin on it. Yeah, it's still erotic. It's still not blood, so it can happen. It's kind of, you know, I could see where a woman or even, let's say, the father-in-law, daughter-in-law thing, you know, where you see your son marrying this hot fucking number. Yeah. You know. Yeah. You know, I could see it. It's still, But the downside is, I think, God forbid you got caught in either scenario. Who do you think would be more forgiving, the son-in-law or the daughter-in-law? I don't know. I think the son-in-law would kick his fucking dad's ass. Maybe. I don't know. It would get messy. It would certainly make Thanksgiving dinner a little bit awkward. Ask the turkey, you fucking whore. Yeah, I mean, we did that show about embracing her whore. Yeah, oh, slut. Same thing, really. I mean, Mickey, as we talked about, Mickey has just really. Oh, my God. She has gone. She should just go to porn. She went from being fucking almost a goddamn nun to being the fucking leader of the whore. We have to have her on again, but she's too busy trying to get laid. Well, she's got other commitments, too, besides getting laid. And she wants to come on. She wants to come on. Oh, my God, that's too funny. I mean, we have a show planned, a topic just for the two of you when she's on. So I'm saving that, so she needs to get her sweet ass over here. I just wanted to say one thing. When I was with my ex, his father did come on to me. Where did he come on to? On your belly? No way. Oh, not that kind of come on to you. Okay, he came on to you. Okay, I got you. He hit on you. Hit on me, yes. Yeah, because we were like watching some, And he reached over and started stroking my hand. And I was like, no. At least you know he wasn't dead. Yeah, it's true. Unlike now. Yes, he's definitely. He's gone. He's deceased now. But, yeah, I was like, nope, no. There's nothing there. I mean, he was a nice guy, but, you know, it's just no, no. Yeah. I'm trying to think of a scenario like, okay, who do we know that if you were with their child, in your case, let's say their son. Right. I mean, okay, well, you're too old. I'm too old, thanks. No. I feel so much better now, honey. No, I'm saying is the one gentleman, I'll mention his name, Brian, because that doesn't tell you anything. Right. So if you would say you were old enough to date Brian's son. Right. And Brian is older than you at this point. Right. Okay, by a few years. If you were dating Brian's son, if you were Brian's son's age, and Brian, and, you know, again, Brian is a man that is in his mid-60s, good-looking guy, great guy, great guy, and in good shape. So if you were, let's say, Brian's son, who's, let's say, he's 24 now. Right. But he's probably pretty close. Yeah. And let's say you're 24, and Brian hit on you. See, that'd be different, man, because... That's the point. Brian's pretty freaking hot. That's my point. Jan is saying she's pretty hot. And I need proof, Jan. I need proof. I don't doubt it, but I need lots of proof. Video, stills. Oh, stop. You sound creepy. Stop that. Oh, sorry. You sound really creepy. Lots of stills. Stop it. Yeah, shots. You want spank material. Oh, yeah, spank me. You're so not right. Oh, sorry. Anyway, so then in the fourth book of Corinthians, it says, This is not the Bible show, right? Oh, Lord, Jesus. I made a lot of women say, oh, God, on Saturday. Yes, you did. I thought my name was Jesus a few times. But anyway. But no, in that scenario, which is kind of what I'm basically doing is inverting Jan's thing, okay? Yep, yep. That's pretty hot. So if all of a sudden you're dating Brian's son, let's say you're Brian's son's age, or in that age group. Right. You're in love with him. Right. Whatever. You meet Brian himself one day. Yeah. And you're like, oh, my God. Okay. He's hotter than his son. And it's like, okay, for an old guy, he fucking rocks, right? Yeah. Oh. I mean, if I was gay, Brian would be in trouble. He really would be. If I was gay. You always said that. If I craved cock, if I ever thought about going against my cock allergy, he's it. I remember these pictures you took. I mean, we've probably said this. before on this show, but we took pictures of him in our old, in our bathroom, in our shower. And he's got the, you know, the shower wand and he's like soaping up. He's got, no, it was soap. It wasn't just shower wand. He had one of those spongy things. Spongy things, like all full of soap. And he's like squeezing his, all the suds are running down his chest and into running, running down his chest and over his belly, onto his cock. Done! How to wake her up. He put them up on the Swinger website, and he said, you know, he goes, I hate you, Vince. And we're like, why? And he's like, those pictures, I get two responses, either A, from gay guys thinking I'm hot, or women don't even think I'm real. And it's like, but just, I don't know what to say, you know? Yeah, well, I hated him. Oh, good-looking guy, nice guy. Brian is a guy that, when we met him, he was early 50s, very early 50s, maybe late 40s. Yeah, I think he was like five years older than me. Whatever. But anyway, good-looking guy. Good-looking guy. Worked out. He was in impeccable shape for his age. Yep, yep. For any age. We're kidding. Yeah, that's true. And probably one of the nicest fucking guys you'd ever meet. Yeah. Humble. So I just told him, dude, you have to be gay. Donna tested him all the time. Apparently he wasn't. Yeah, he wasn't gay. But you know what? Fuck the shit out of her. The funny thing is we had him as a single guy. You had him. I never had him. No. We invited him to a school. You have to watch your words. Yes, I watch my words. Words mean things. Yes, I do. And he was the single male that all the women wanted to fuck him. He's like, no, I'm just hanging out tonight. We're like, oh, man. All these women are like, oh, man, I want to fuck him. They would have caved his fucking head in. Oh, I know. His balls. And he was like, no, I'm just hanging out. And that party was like 15 fucking years ago. His balls would still be sore. Yeah, I know. They'd still be drained of cum from that party. Yeah, that god bastard does. But anyway. Jealous, dear? Yes, I am. But anyway, so yeah, Jan, we understand. Yeah, that fetish, I get. Yeah, I get that. I get that more than, you know, the parent aspect or grandparent aspect. A little too close for comfort. Yeah, but the in-law thing, yeah, I mean, I almost kind of went through it. Yeah, yeah. You know, I couldn't hit on Donna's mom. She was dead. No, you couldn't. I couldn't hit her dad. He was brain dead. Well, you know, it happens to all of us. Of course, from the website. Never mind. Stop. So anyway, that was, so again, we, yeah, Jan. He wants proof. Are you hot? I want proof, yeah. Yeah, he wants proof. In case of dimension proof. So, but, and again, reach out to us, and again, and we will find out what we can do to maybe get you and whoever else it is you're talking about on the show. That'd be fun. Yeah, I'd love to have that conversation. and have you on the show and get you started. And again, if you want to do a show, we'd love to have you on our network. You know, we'll talk about that off air. So we have room for other shows. We have lots of room for other shows. Lots of room. Tons of room. We're in a room all by ourselves here. But, yeah. So the other topic, so I'll tell you what we're going to do. we're going to send the contest we just ran for how many guys did you sleep with at the last party? Right. I hate to tell two people already contacted us with the answer. Those people won last month. I can't give you that. Now, we are looking at talking to another company that wants to sponsor us. Yeah, that's interesting. Another one, which is great, which is surprising. I don't know why, but if that happens, we'll see about, you know, getting you guys additional product. But we're going to put Jan in. So Jan, I'm going to ask you to email me your address. And we're going to get you some spunk lube. Oh, just be nice. Is that what this? Yeah. Oh, look at you. Throwing people a bone. Throwing some spunk lube. Spunk lube. So she can get a bone. Since I can't give her some of my own spunk, I'm going to give her some spunk lube. There you go. There you go. By proxy. Very nice, dear. So eight ounces of spunk. Sounds good. You just like to say that, don't you? Spunk? Yeah. Lube? Yep. Yes, I do. Okay. Kind of rolls off the tongue. But anyway, so the topic we wanted to talk about tonight, wow, we're 26 minutes into the show. Okay. There's no time limit here. I know there's not. It just didn't seem like it was 26 minutes of babble. Yeah, we're brain dead. It goes fast. Well, a lot of people actually assume that I am one of these, Yes, and I'm not technically. I am by true definition a voyeur. Okay, so we're going to the cuckold. Yes, ma'am. Arena. That's where we're going. Cuckolding. Yes. Okay, so people who are into cuckolding, and I probably expect to get a couple emails of things I don't know or didn't say right. Yeah, I didn't get a chance to do my research today, so I was. So there's a couple different aspects of cuckolding. Yes. I mean, there's more than a couple. I remember the first time I heard about cuckolding, and this is going to sound really strange, I took a literature class and we were doing Shakespeare. Cuckolding was a very, very big thing. If you were a man whose wife was cheating on you, you were cuckold. You were demeaned, you were put down, you were, you know, I'm sure in that person's place, it wasn't like the swinger world, like you allowed your wife to Well, I guess community looked at you as being humiliated because your wife was fooling around on you. Yep. Okay. I can see how that spawned or spunked off of that. Spunked off of that. Yeah. Spunk Lube. Go to spunklube.com. It's a great lubricant. It is a water-soluble lubricant. Spunklube.com. It's non-sticky and it works great with all sorts of things. And all sorts of holes. Whatever. It's great for anal. Yeah, it's great for that. If you're not used to that. And you shave your legs with it now. I did. I keep a little, I saw it in the shower. I was like, what's she doing in here? The shower heads kind of greasy and all the way three foot down the cable. What the fuck is she doing? No, actually change. I change. I put it to another pump bottle. We're going to douche a little too far, aren't we? Something like that. I switched bottles so I could keep one in there and then fill up the other one and use it. I don't want to have the spunk label in our bathroom in case guests. You don't have guests. The guests we have, you're fucking anyway. It doesn't matter. Come on. Not necessarily. Sometimes you might have. My daughter might stop by once every three, four months. Yeah. And in all fairness, my daughter, if she walked, either of my daughters walk into the bathroom and they saw a spunk hoop, they go, yeah, that's my dad's shit. Yeah. They're in Donna. Yeah. You know. Dad, are you fucking in the shower? Jesus Christ. That's just gross. Oh, wait. I have a 62-year-old hot wife who's at the pool in a fucking thong bathing suit and looks great. So do you think my daughter sits there and goes, Dad's not getting it. Didn't even want to think about that. They're like, no, la. I might say they think about it, but I'm just saying it's like both my daughters, well, first of all, they know I'm very sexual-based. Jokes, everything, okay? Yeah, everything. But, you know, so the fact that I've married this gorgeous fucking woman, way above my pay grade, and looks phenomenal, and has an incredible body, They think, yeah, dad's given up on sex. Bullshit. To talk to you, it sounds like it. You know, I never get a neighbor. Well, I'm trying to make you feel guilty and guilty anymore. Oh, that's what it is. I never have sex. I promised to get something last night. I didn't get it. Oh, come on. Did you not promise me the other night? I did not promise. I did you up the other night. But the night before, I did you. But you said the other night, you said, you do me and I'll do you tomorrow night. He's like, all right. And tomorrow night happened. Tomorrow night happened. No, the wah. No, that's what happened last night. That's what happened. So anyway, I think, is this the other one? You should have it labeled. Come on. No, that's the exit exit one. No. I got eight buttons. I don't know what the fuck they do. the fucking buttons. You're pushing my buttons. I'll leave it alone. Wow. Don't make me hit this one. Oh, no. I know what this one does. I know what this one does. Oh, fuck. Asshole. Yep, that's the one. That's the one. Okay, so cuckolding. Back to the topic. Sorry. I've been drinking because I've been home sick today with back pain. Oh, again. I've been drinking bourbon since 2 o'clock today, so I'm kind of a little less pain. Oh, there you go. Yeah, a lot less pain. I'm glad it's helping. Fuzzy in the head, but that's back pain. Anyway, cuckolding. So there is different levels of cuckolding. Yeah, I think so. There's the ones that are, I mean, voyeurism is a version of cuckolding. It's probably one of the most minor. It's the most timid. Timid, yeah. You know, because cuckolding is voyeurism, but being humiliated. To some degree, yes. Yes. And there's different degrees of humiliation. Don't humiliate me. I'll beat the fuck out of you. Yeah, you don't find that arousing. I don't know how people can find that arousing, but people do find that arousing. But there's people, again, we've heard from people in the past that a lot of the people that enjoy the humiliation aspect are people that are generally very dominant, very in power in their daily life. You think so? Judges and lawyers and stuff like that. I've heard of things like that and I just, I don't get it. I don't understand it because I'm not in that position. I've never been dominant. I'm on the lower rungs of society when it comes to work. We're in the freaking... Yeah, we are. The gutter. We get humiliated at work. I don't need to be humiliated in sex. Exactly. Salute. One more bourbon to all of us that go to work every day. Earn a fucking paycheck and get humiliated. Chin down. There you go. Okay. But anyway. But yeah. There's the guys who want, or women, maybe. I don't know. I've never seen cuckolding done the other way. I've always heard. You know what I'm saying? I've never, now I'm thinking about it, I've never seen anything where it's a guy fucking another woman and humiliating the wife. You know, sitting there like, oh, this woman's pussy is tighter than yours. Oh my God. You know, that's an interesting aspect. Yeah, most guys, even when I was doing the whole sex panther thing and guys were into that cuckolding thing, they would be humiliated. The guys, it was always from their point of view, how they want to be humiliated. I've never seen any videos or anything on where a woman is watching her husband and he's humiliating her. Yeah, I don't know. That's interesting. Anyway, wow, my brain hurts. I was thinking. You can't have that. Oh, I've got to go home. You are home. Okay, that tells you how much pain I'm in. But yeah, they want to be humiliated by their wives. I've had a lot of bourbon today. And I don't understand that personally. I don't see the arousal level for humiliation. No. And personally, I don't either. Those who are into it, that's fine. That's great. God bless you. I mean, welcome in the email. Explain that to me. Hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. No, seriously. I welcome an email. Explain to me. I would love to hear how being humiliated is arousing to you. Yeah, if somebody humiliates me, I get pissed. Oh, I'm going to beat your fucking ass. Yeah, exactly. So there's a teasing aspect of maybe it's done playfully or sometimes it's pretty downright degrading and I'm not into that. Now, we don't do it because we're shooting video. But, like, if we were shooting video, and I've seen videos like this, which technically, I guess, fall into the cuckolding also, if you're sitting there saying to me, honey, you're, like, watching this guy's dick fuck me, this big cock in me, and you ask me that, that's fine. It's not humiliating. You're asking me a question, like, is this arousing to you? And I'd, fuck yeah. So I guess that's also a version, technically, of cuckolding. In a way, but it's... Like I said, there's so many variants. Oh my god, yeah, there's a whole spectrum. There it is, and I... And I mean the same as there's the cuckolds that clean up afterwards. Oh, yeah. They are out there. There's a lot of guys. You know, that's like, okay, this big dick just fucked me and blew a load in my pussy. You lick it out. And these guys are like, oh, my God. Yeah, honey, I'm, you know. I'm, I, I Not me. Nope Take a deep breath. This is sobering me up. Hold on. Do you need a paper bag you can breathe into? Oh my god. I mean, it's almost nine o'clock at night. I've been drinking this too. And the thought of that just sobered me the fuck up. Wow. I don't see the allure there. I don't want my own spunk. Not spunk whoop. But I don't want my own spunk. I want spunk whoop.com. Just throwing it out there. Oh, you shameless. It's called segwaying. Okay. Be professional. Be professional. All right. But no, I, you know, again, if I come in a woman's mouth, I don't want to kiss her. It's like, nah, I think you need to have a drink, don't you? Like a gallon of listerine. Scope. But that's me. I mean, those who that shit works for, that's great. God bless you, man. Have fun. Yeah, I'm pretty much good with all that. I would not want to. I hope so. You've had enough cum in your mouth, pussy. Yeah, exactly. Is there a part of your body that hasn't been covered in cum yet? Top of your head? No, I think that blow bang got me in the top of the head way back when. Okay, so you've had cum on almost every inch of your body. Yeah, I'd say. Armpit? Probably not. Okay, well. Did you see my arms are down? Yeah, your armpits are virgins. Oh my God. We've got to do something about that. Next video. I was even thinking my feet but I was like no you've had cum all over your feet yeah I've shot that video I think that was lotion I don't think that was cum the foot job no you had a cum on your feet where is that yeah I don't know it was a long time ago so how many videos in all honesty I mean we have to be over a thousand videos with you yeah we can't we can't post a lot of them because we didn't we didn't have releases back when you weren't necessary Yeah, they weren't necessary. Yep. Didn't need to have any of that nonsense. I can't put any of that. Well, they're old anyway. Yeah, better cameras. Yeah. I was young and sexy back then. Back then, yeah. Not now. Yeah, I know. Those days are gone. They're gone forever. But we have memories. I miss that girl. We have the memories. I can fuck the shit out of that one. This one, let's watch. Is this inside my head or outside my head? Did she hear what I'm saying? I can hear what you're saying. Oh, anyway. Sorry. Yes, honey, I can hear you. I got that fixed. Yeah, you did. Inside voice, outside voice. Inner monologue, inner monologue, whatever. Yeah, but so, I mean, there's different aspects of cuckolding, like we're saying. And again, there's the ones that just want to be humiliated. There's ones that want the cock cage. And again, they sit there and like, oh, see, your little dick doesn't do it for me. Well, this one does. Whether it be a BWC or BBC or whatever, be a whole group of guys or whatever. And again, whatever works, we're not condemning anyone. We're just talking. Trying to understand it. Yeah, we're trying to understand. But that might not necessarily be our flavor. I mean, hey, don't get me wrong. Seeing Donna with a guy or a group of guys is great. But don't sit there and make fun of me because I'll beat the shit out of everybody. Oh, I would never do that. No, I'm not saying you. I'm just saying. You know, I find it ironic watching. I'm a voyeur. Yep, that's the thing. I don't need to be made fun of. That's your job when you're not having sex. I can put you down the rest of the time, so let's have the sex time. Keep me down. But those who are into it, and that's their thing, that's great. God bless you. Yeah, to each their own. Enjoy. I don't think it's in your nature. Let's pretend that was my thing. It's not. And Jan sent pictures. Jesus. No, not Jesus. I'm Jan. But I love mature women that look good. And Jan, tell me she looks good. I need proof. You have said that repeatedly, dear. Well, you know what? It's that whole put up or shut up thing. Yep, I know. So anyway, Jan sent pictures. Anyway, but it's not your nature to be someone like, let's pretend I wanted that. You would have a very, very tough time doing that. It would not be comfortable for me. Now, if you were my ex, I could get into that really easy. If you're thinking about your ex during sex, shame on you. Well, if I need to get into that, we've done videos of humiliation videos, and that's what I use for my inspiration. I'd like to think you weren't talking about me. No, no, I was talking about my ex, because it was easy to do. He's a douchebag, and it's really easy to humiliate him post-mortem, in a way. I almost think he would like that, though. I have no idea what he would like. I have no idea. There were some things you told me about him. It's like, yeah, I'm not really surprised. I don't even know. He was a little out there. He got to be really out there. I mean, all the shit I've shot and everything else, you have to admit, I'm pretty plain. Eh, to some degree, yeah. No. I mean, my biggest kink is watching you. That's it. There's nothing outside the weirdness of that. Well, that would be weird. Yeah, but less people you know is weird. Right. But I'm saying things your ex was into were beyond what I'm into. I don't even, I don't know what he was into. He was, there were so many things in there. So many things that just weren't right. After he left and we found some of his videos he had hidden. Fat chicks with dicks. Yep. And he used to make fun of fat people. No, there was one with fat chicks with dicks. No, it was just chicks with dicks. No, there was one with fat chicks with dicks. Now it wasn't. You're making that up. I'm not. No. I'm telling you. Don't make me give his name out. And his address. And then he married like, you know. A fat, ugly chick with a dick. We don't know if she had a dick or not. No, no. She had kids, but I bet she has a dick now. She looks like she has a dick. Yeah. I'm sure she's a sweet person. I'm sure. Very sweet. But anyway, back to cock holding. We can't get into revenge and shit. But no, I mean, so. If you're into humiliation, especially by your significant other... I don't get that. Your significant other should always be supportive. So I really have a hard time wrapping my head around that. When are you going to start? Eventually. Maybe tomorrow or the next day. Tomorrow's a new day. But yeah, I don't... Does everything always have to have a humiliation factor in there? I believe so. I believe it seems to be in a lot of it. I believe so. It's like, again, if you involve the cock cage, it's like, oh, you have this small dick. Cock cage doesn't mean you have a small dick. It's not like you have a fucking aquarium on your dick. It's like, oh, I'm going to put your big massive dick in this 50-gallon fishbowl while I fuck this bigger dick. Jesus Christ. Fucking Burmese python. You know, I mean, it's like, okay, I'm going to, you know. Burmese python. That's a good metaphor. It's like, I'm going to put your cock in this little cock cage. And so those little plastic eggs used to get out of the gumball machine. Yeah. You know. Dick's as big as my thumb, you know. Hey, don't look at me when you say that. Okay, I'll look away. I'm looking over to my left. She's not talking about me. The cock is as big as my thumb. Okay. Which is fine. I fit in my mouth. I'm all good. Between your gap in your teeth. That's fine. And you don't have a gap in your teeth. I don't have a gap. But, yeah, it's, you know, there's that. There's the aspect of, even let's pretend you're the average person. But what they might do is, what I've seen on video is, you know, they get a BBC or a BWC. Right. And, you know, it's just like somebody packing, you know, nine, 12 inches where you might have four or five. and they're like, oh my god, she's a bigger dick, I need this. It's like, okay. Yeah, you get what you get. Well, everybody craves something different in sex. Yeah, that's true. You know, again, whether they want to be humiliated or they want a big dick or whatever. You know, there's the cuckolding where actually the cuckold helps the woman blow the guy and everything else, too. I mean, there's, There's a lot of elements involved in cuckolding. And then, of course, we talked about before, the cleanup afterwards. It's like, yowza. That gets a little bit too much for me. It's a little bit more than I want to deal with. Well, there's a gentleman that I'm friends with that I've introduced to you that wants to watch you fuck somebody else and then wants to lick it down your pussy. Oh, yes. Yes. You know. I don't need to be there for that. I'm not going to videotape that. I don't want to know about that. Whatever. And again, I don't understand it. But would you let a guy, one guy fuck you and cream pie you and another guy lick it out? Sure. I don't care. It doesn't bother me. No. It's a win-win for you. It's a win-win for me. You know, the guy licking it up is the only one that has to be, you know, If he's okay with it, then I'm okay with it. Okay, so I am truly speaking from lack of any knowledge. Oh, hon, that's a big surprise. I didn't say, I didn't specify on what topic. Oh, okay. That really hurt. Yeah, right. That really fucking hurt. Oh, I'm crying big tears here. Oh, my God. Okay, go ahead. Don't make me hit the button again. Oh, don't hit the button. Okay. Don't hit the button. But is there a big, because I can speak to pussy. If a woman does not squirt, in general, a pussy tastes kind of similar to a pussy in general. Most women's pussies are similar. But does a guy's cum load taste like another guy's cum load? Depends on what they've been eating. Well, that's fair. Same with a woman. Yeah. It depends on certain cum loads or thicker ones or some that are like really, really thick and gelatinous and other ones are kind of runny. You really aren't gagging, come on, it's not that bad. That's disgusting, yeah, I'm just, okay, go ahead. Like the guy I was with last week. If there's ever been a time in my life, I'm sure I'm not gay, it's now. Oh, go ahead. I could never, ever, a big, thick, gelatinous cum lute. Actually, those I don't want to waste in my mouth. I want them on my face or someplace else. I don't want them anywhere. Anyway, go ahead. Yeah, they're definitely consistency. Okay, let's go with pure taste. Somehow the consistency part will break me the fuck out. You see your face and get them scrunched up. I mean, I threw up in my mouth a little bit. I really did. Oh, stop it. Jesus Christ. No, I'm serious. And I have a strong stomach. Apparently not. Apparently not when it comes to cum. It's great. I'm good about it. I'll sleep well tonight with that. I'm sure you will. So the average guy's cum load tastes like the average guy's cum load? In general, yes and no. I'd say very similar, yes. But there's always some minor differences, yes. There's differences. You know, again, on taste and because of the consistency. Here we go again. Consistency makes a difference. Yeah, apparently it does. To me, it's making a difference. Okay. Some are sweeter, some are, you know, a little more salty. It's depending what they've eaten, sure. Yeah, consistency. And of course, yes, their body makeup. Yeah. So, similar but different. Okay. There's a product I want to buy. And we'll have to get a sample subject. Okay. It's supposedly... Oh, I'm sorry. That was disgusting. You did throw up in your mouth a little bit. A little bit. I think so, yeah. Stop it. Stop being such a girl. It's a product that increases your cum load. Really? Yeah. It's like 60 bucks. We'll have to try it, though. I'll have to reach out to them and tell them we're going to do an on-air. That's interesting. Like, we'll have to shoot one show where you go, okay, and take notes, okay, it was... And then have the... And again, maybe we'll say, okay, two days before the show, you don't jerk off. You take this. Maybe they jerk off into a... No, I want you to like, you know, suck their dick. Oh, yeah, but you can, to actually measure the amount of cum, you got to put it into some kind of a vessel or shot glass, whatever. Are you going to drink it from the shot glass? I could. Okay. I thought you said that was disgusting. For some reason, that doesn't appeal to me as much as it coming out of a dick. It comes out of a dick into a glass at the same time. It's not the same thing in my mind. It just doesn't have the same appeal. Well, then you just got to make mental note of, okay. If on a Tuesday this guy blows in your mouth, you just make mental note. Okay, it was a decent amount. But that doesn't... If we do it Thursday or Friday... This has to be scientific. I want to be able to put into a glass, you know, with little measuring... Measuring ones? Yeah, like an Erlenmeyer flask. If he comes that much, there's Erlenmeyer... Who the hell's Earl? Stop it, you know. No, I don't know. You never saw those flasks? Not the brown ones, but the ones that come down kind of. Oh, we're getting into your fucking, oh, I went to medical. I went to nursing school. I know the name. No, I did not take it. No, no, I didn't take biology. Oh, like chemistry? I didn't take chemistry. I took biology and take chemistry. Okay. Yeah, we dissected a frog. Erlenmeyer, Erlenmeyer flask. Of all the shit in my head, do you think I'm going to remember a fucking name of a piece of glass? No. I don't remember the round one. I remember Glencairn glass. Oh, Glencaron glass would be nice. There we go. You could nose it. Nose it. And then. That's disgusting. I'll have to throw that glass away then. If a guy comes into one of my Glencaron glasses. Oh you'll wash it. Come on. No I'm throwing it the fuck away. Oh no. I'm throwing it the fuck away. Let's get a fake. There's no fake Glencaron glass. Glencaron glasses are for drinking bourbon and whiskey to get the smell and a good taste. You have some fake ones up there that are kind. No they're not. No. They're all expensive. Oh, I know they're expensive. That was like $35 for four glasses. I know. Yeah, no. Nobody's going to come in my glass. Fuck no. God damn it. I don't want, no. If they do, I'm throwing that one away. Oh, stop being such a pussy. Stop it. You can wash it. Not enough. I can't drink bourbon out of a glass I know some guy pumped a load into. Sorry, no. I don't get it. Technically, I should be able to because I've eaten your pussy enough times. Really? Oh, my God. All right. I just opened my bourbon. Jeez, you're worse than freaking kids. Jesus Christ. Wow. I can't eat that. Stop it. Okay. Wash it. What about pee in those cups? I threw that one away. Yes, you did. You want to tell that story real quick? It's been a while since we talked about that story. Yeah. This is a long time ago. We weren't even married yet, were we? I don't know. It doesn't matter. No, no. We were out drinking. We were out drinking. Oh, there's always alcohol involved in our little dress. That's how we got together. That's true. And what are we doing right now? Drinking. Amen. So we both came in from drinking. Both of us had to pee really bad, which is really stupid because there is a powder room right there. When we come in, we had a We came in the back door. Yeah, but there's a bathroom right there. No, we had to go all the way up. We were both running up the steps to get to the bathroom. We both had to pee pretty bad. Really bad. And then you're peeing. I beat you to the toilet. Yes, you did. And you're like, you're just taking your good old time, looking on your shoulder at me. No, wait, you got to back up. Hang on, you got to back up. I had an old, old Tupperware glass. Oh, yeah. Again, if you knew anything about Tupperware, if you're old enough, it was this plastic cup. That was Tupperware. It had been around for 40 years. Yeah, it was discolored. And Donna was always like, why do you drink out of this? I was like, it's fine. I'm just using it to rinse my mouth after I brush my teeth or eat your stanky pussy or whatever. Thanks. And she was always like, she was a cup hater. I was a cup hater. She was just against my cup. So anyway, so I ran upstairs. the steps and I'm peeing. And as I'm peeing, she's like, come on, I gotta pee. And the sound of me peeing made her have to pee more. And I would, like, I'd stop mid-flow. And look over your shoulder at me. She's like, okay, get out of the way. And I start peeing again. And she goes, come on, bastard. I start peeing and cut it off again. And then all of a sudden, I hear a noise and she's peeing. And I look over my shoulder like, what the fuck is she peeing? Is she peeing on the floor? Nope. She's peeing. Oh, oh, I'm not peeing in the sink either. Nope. Where am I peeing? She can't reach the sink. Nope. She's 4'4 to 11. So where am I peeing? In your cup. And laughing every fucking second. Bitch. I could have filled that cup up twice. It was no problem. I filled that cup up and dumped and you're like, oh, my cup. I threw that cup away. Oh, come on. Even though I put my mouth where she pees a hundred million times. What's a big deal? You wash it. Who cares? Oh my God, stop it. I figured I'd try to make you happy because you didn't like my cup anyway. It was just old and discolored and nasty. What about the cup? You're an asshole. You're such an asshole. Touche there, mister. Oh boy. Your pussy isn't that bad, I swear. Yeah. Old and nasty, discolored. That you know of? That you know of? Hey guys, we're lining up for it. There was alcohol. That was a homeless shelter. A homeless shelter. I thought it was a house party. It was a homeless shelter. This is the weirdest house party ever. All these guys are like wearing like. It's all men. I don't get it. It's all men. A couple stray dogs. I don't know what's going on. Their clothes are all tattered. Why do they have soup? Yeah. I don't get this fetish. this old ragged clothes fetish. Oh, you think these guys would want to shower? I think they'd want to shower before they come to a house party. Is it a Halloween party? They look like bums. Anyway, that's wrong. But yeah, so she peed my cup. Yeah, I did. So there was a... These cups remind me of... We were going... It does. We were going somewhere where we were... I don't remember. I don't know. Oh, oh, jerking off into a Glencairn, which is the... Mecca of cups. Of glassware for bourbon drinkers or whiskey drinkers. Yes. So they're not jerk off. I can sacrifice one because I only have one. I didn't need one. Use a little dopey shot glass or something. So we'll have to get that product and try it, see if we'll get some subject that has to come on two podcasts for us. One where you have to is cum load without the product. Right. And then one with, we have to see what the time they say that this product takes to work. Right. That'd be interesting. Now, if we have a subject, should we get somebody that already has a decent cum load? That's up to you. Well, here's the thing. We'd just be happy to have someone who's willing to do it. I think we can get somebody to do that. I think so. But, you know, again, we've said that before. Yeah, it's true. Or it has to be somebody that's really, I guess, can control when they come so we can get it into either my mouth or into a cup or something. I want to be able to measure it. They can come in my mouth. I'm fine with that. I'll just spit it into a cup so we can measure it so I can be like, oh, it's, you know. It's third molar deep. Yeah, see, that's not, I want a little bit more scientific than that, but for the fun of it, it will come in my mouth and then I just put it into a cup. Whatever. Well, you only filled one eye socket. Oh, no, that, would that, would that, No, he filled both and half of one nostril. Yeah, definitely a lot more. It's not scientific. I want scientific. Yeah, well, it's whatever. We'll have to get the product and find a subject. It's like, you know, do you do it by ounces or do you do it in milliliters? We can do that in. Yeah, we'll keep you posted too on this other company who's talking to us about working with us for promotions, which will be exciting. Yeah, it'll be fun. It's a grooming product. I'll put it that way. Yeah. And so we might have Don actually grooming someone on air if we get that. Yeah. Maybe even my husband. No. No? You'll think my little dick's a fucking pubic hair and try to cut it off. Wow, that hair is bleeding. Jesus Christ. I'm a little stubborn. I just kept going at it and going at it. I'd take out my pocket and I'd lob it off. Stop it. That's terrible. Now, you're pretty good with shaving. We have a couple playmates that could use a weed whacker or something. See the weed whacker? Some of the playmates. Some of the playmates, unfortunately, are also married. Oh, yeah. They have to be. So they can't go and all of a sudden their wife goes, your dick wasn't shaved last week. It is this week and it's smooth. Why did you shave everything? Donna asked me. Who? Exactly. I mean, my boss said that it's a requirement for work. It's OSHA. OSHA requirement. I work with heavy equipment and machinery. I can't have a risk why pubic hair get caught in the machine. How low is your fucking pubic hair? Well, what do you do to work naked, first of all? You're worried about, you know. I worry about my dick getting caught in the arousal guy. You're not even going with the fact that, it's like, what are you naked to work for? Jesus Christ. Maybe the people you work with might not want to see you naked. They don't. Well, maybe you have to be naked because they don't want you taking anything home with you. What job would you work other than like a stripper that you got to be naked at work? I'm thinking here, babe. Would you want to cook at your restaurant cooking naked? No. You can get burned. Well, we would make sure you don't drop any hair in the food. There isn't any. Groom. No hair. No hair in the food. There we go. Just take care of it there. You go to Subway. It's like, No, I didn't order the cock sub. I ordered the roast beef. Oh, she's over here. I'm sorry. My dick fell into your sub. I'm sorry. Oh, if you're going to put a dick in my sub, I went jalapenos. Oh, shit. That could be funny. I went to hot sauce on that. Oh, man. Okay, we're getting out of hand. All right, we're not even making sense now. We're not even close to topic anymore. I don't know what the fuck's in my cup here. It's not a pubic hair, is it? No. No, I hope not. Spider? No, it's not. It's a, I don't know, a little dot or something. I'll drink it anyway. Oh, dear. It's probably a small spider. All gone. Anyway, so. So did we exhaust this whole cuckolding? I think we beat the fuck out of it. I don't know why people listen to us. We're an hour and one minute long already. Okay, I think you should wrap this up. This babbling has gone on enough. Yeah. And yes, this is kind of what our home life is like. Pretty much. This is what we probably talk about when we're like sitting at the kitchen table and drinking and whatever. It's just what we talk about. Yeah. That's our life. That's sad to say, but that's pretty much our life. But hey, there is a new party planned for June 17th. I'm going to need a new outfit. Whatever. I'm trying to think. Did you even wear an outfit? Yeah, I remember. I mean, you wore it briefly. Yeah. Okay, I don't know. I mean, again, you took off of doing your thing, and every time we kind of crossed paths, I didn't even get to see you come in the room. I had fucking thighs up to my eyes. I know. You couldn't even see me. Yeah. Yeah, I wore it. You watched me more than I watched you that last party. Well, yeah, you can't. It's easy for me to watch, because when I'm, you know. You're doing things. I had fucking. Yep, you're one. I was nose deep. Yeah, man, yeah, that was, you know. I could definitely see you. Because I could, while they're doing me and we're, you know, playing whenever I can look up and I can see you and be like. I should get sponsorship. Oh. And then I could wear, like, a T-shirt, like, on the back, you know. Eat at Joe's or whatever, you know. Eat at Vince's. Yeah, whatever. Or whatever the girl's name is that you're eating. Yes. Got a spunk whoop T-shirt. A spunk whoop. I still want a T-shirt that says, I heart cum. I think that'd be really good to wear to a party. We could do that. I think it'd be fun. I think it'd be a lot of fun. I think you basically drug into the back room real quick. Yeah, I think so too. You have a lot of guys like, I want to help you feed your love. Oh, I see you love cum. Yes, I do. I happen to love giving cum. Oh my gosh, that's so awesome. Wow, we have that in common. Wow, it would be such an icebreaker. If we could only work together somehow. Somehow. Hmm. All right, again, I want to thank everyone for listening. Sorry for babbling this episode. For a whole hour? Another one? Yeah. Over an hour. So do a long drive. We're there to help you. Yeah. If you're out in the middle of like nowhere, driving for hours, Stephen. He knows our podcast better than we do. He's like, you know, in that episode you talked about this. I'm like, did I say that? He says he listens to this over and over again. Stephen has told us shit that we have said on the podcast. I said, I'm like, I don't even remember talking about that. But whatever. I don't doubt him. It's like what he says. It's like, yeah, I think I might have said that. I don't remember saying that. But Steve is an incredible guy. It's probably a good thing he doesn't live where we are at this point because... Two of you together were like two peas in a pod and it would just be... There'd be a bourbon fucking shortage. Yeah, it wouldn't... I wouldn't add well. We probably both couldn't hold jobs. We'd be hanging out. Your pussy would be all fucking sore. Yeah, we'd be all torn apart and shredded from you guys. Thanks. Of course, I'll have to bring in some extra women, though, you know. Damn, I hate when it happens. But I want to thank everyone for listening. Again, please go to hotwifedonnalyn.com. Check out all the outlets Donna is at. Yes, I do. I challenge you all to, Try to turn one of your friends, at least one, maybe two, onto our podcast. Tell them, hey, these are a bunch of assholes. You've got to listen to them. We'd love to have new listeners, not asking for any money, not trying to sell you anything. It doesn't cost anyone. Except for spunklube.com. Go to spunklube.com. Shameless whores that we are. If you have comments, good, positive, or indifferent, negative or indifferent? Good and positive? Yeah, only good and positive. Fuck the negative. Good, positive, negative, or indifferent? Whatever. I need more bourbon. No, you don't. No, you don't. What? I mean, yes, you do, dear. Thank you. Go to hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. Again, please go to spunkloob.com and show them some love. And if you buy any of their product, which we highly recommend, a little comment in there that, hey, heard you on Hot Wife Podcast. Yeah, we don't have a code or anything. No, no code yet. For a discount or anything. We're not, we're not there yet, folks. Yeah. And if you know any products that maybe fit in with the show, man, please tell them about us. We'd love to help represent them and get them out there, you know. And again, Jan, send pictures. But reach out to us and, you know, we'd love to coordinate getting Jan and whoever, her playmate is on one of the shows. That would be fun. So, and again, Mickey will be on one of the shows hopefully in the near future. It's a scheduling issue with her. Oh, my God. So, we also have another girl that we have shot with in the past that is going to come on air with us soon. Oh. Oh, you can tell me when we're done with the show. Yeah, I can't think. It doesn't matter. I'm thinking of her real name. I can't think of her stage name. That's fine. Tell me after the show. You have arthritis in your hands? I do. He's got his hands like, you know, they're big tits. It's like, oh, well, that narrows it down. Okay. I don't remember what she goes by, but. Oh, it was. Yeah, see? Yeah. All of a sudden. Nicole. Angelina. I had to think of Angelina Jolie. We get her on. She's a fucking nympho. She can't. That woman can. We have more nymphos. She can just come and come some more and come and come. We're also going to, in the near future, get the people who host these parties we go to. Yes. Get them on air. We're going to be doing a whole BDSM series. That's going to be more than one show. Oh, yeah. with them. It's going to be a couple hours. So we'll break that down to a couple different shows. That'll be in the next few weeks, I think. They're so knowledgeable. Yeah, you'll find that. If you have any interest in the BDSM or what they call the Power Exchange. Power Exchange, yeah. Actually, that makes more sense, Power Exchange, than BDSM, because they're so knowledgeable. We'll probably get them on before the next party, I'm hoping. Yeah, I hope so, too. That would be really cool. So I want to thank you, and Again, please reach out to us at thehotwifepodcast.com, at gmail.com, and... That's it. I'm going to say goodnight. All right, everybody. Have a wonderful evening.