
Countries where Swinging is Illegal
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In this eye-opening episode of The Hot Wife Podcast, we take you on a global tour of where the swinging lifestyle is celebrated… and where it’s strictly off-limits. From countries with conservative legal systems to cultures where non-monogamy is quietly practiced but publicly prohibited, we dig into the surprising places where consensual adult play can actually land you in legal trouble. We break down the laws, the cultural climates behind them, and the misconceptions that keep open relationships in the shadows. Whether you’re a seasoned swinger, a curious newbie, or just fascinated by how different societies view sexuality, this episode offers a fascinating look at freedom, taboo, and everything in between. Sexy. Educational. A little rebellious. Exactly what you expect from The Hot Wife Podcast.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support.Join our Supporters Club and listen to our shows Ad FREE!https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support
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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Of course, I'm always here. Yes, I'm here. My wonderful husband, yes. He just cut me right off. Thanks. You are so wonderful. Oh, so wonderful. So, so wonderful. I've got to get closer to the mic here. Yeah, so everybody can hear you. Hopefully. I didn't hear back from Joanne to let me know. You know, like I said, try listening on a different device, maybe. I don't know. When I've listened to the show on different devices we have, unfortunately, I come through fine. Unfortunately. I don't know what's going on with that. I really don't. I'm glad she just brought to your attention, so now we're a little bit more aware of it. I appreciate it. We can maybe fix it if it's on our end. I mean, I haven't heard from anyone else about that, but okay, so I can't say it's what she's experiencing only. I just want to verify. So, you know, I'm starting to hate this time of year. Why? You wear too many clothing. I know. I got like six million layers. I'm not getting cleavage. I'm not getting tight, you know, butt shot things. No, no. Leggings and stuff. You got like all sorts of shit covering your ass. I have two layers of clothing on. I have leggings and then I have my sweatpants on top of that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I know. I know. I'm still wearing the same sexy stuff I wear all the time to tease you. Yes, I see that. Baggy pants. Yeah, those baggy pants, boy, that does it for me. If I had an ass to hold my pants up, that wouldn't be so baggy now, wouldn't it? Probably not. Okay. Yeah, there you go. The enticement is just amazing. You should do a whole show on your sexy attire and how it drives women crazy. Yeah, it's like, boy, I wish that guy had an ass. I think there's a lot of men who wish they had an ass, too. Yeah, I guess. I think we lose them as we get older. I don't know where they go. I really don't. If anybody knows, please let us know. Yeah, please. It just kind of disappears. I've even looked in some of my old pants, see if I left it in them, but it wasn't there. No, nothing. So, anyway, okay, so the cold weather's here, got the heat cranking. Yep, I know. I know that. Thanksgiving is a week away. That's hard to believe. It literally feels like two weeks ago we were kind of swimming. Yeah, I know. I want that back. I don't even remember October. You know what? I don't think I do either. October is like... Yeah. Next thing you know, it's like Halloween's come and gone, and all of a sudden it's November. It's like, what the hell? Where'd it go? It feels like beginning of August was right here, and all of a sudden it's like, Okay, we're now mid-November. Whoa, where'd September or October go? Yeah, we're... Before you know it, we'll be going, hey, we're starting year five. January would be five years. Yeah, that's true. That is quite true. Yeah, that's a little scary. A lot of episodes. I know we broke the third of a million downloads. That's quite a few for us. That's over 333,000 downloads. That's just... Thank you all. Appreciate that. We're still scratching our heads. We don't have the new Bentley yet. We can't even make a payment on my car with that. We appreciate the love we get from emails. Our favorite cookie. He still emails us on a regular basis and we have Wayne out there. Wayne's always sending all kinds of sexual things to us. me jokes. He might send you sexual things. Yeah, he actually has sent me sexual things. Yeah, well, I'm glad he got that straight. I don't want him to get those text messages confused. He's sending you dick pics. Dick pics, yeah. You know how much you love those dick pics. Oh, yeah, that's my favorite thing, yeah. You're very tolerant of dick pics. You are, because sometimes... Yeah, well, I only look at them because, I open them email or text. It's like, oh, hey, that's not for me. Well, we're scrolling through the Swinger website. You guys love to put their dick pics on there, too. And you're like, well, hey, Donna, I'd like to see you riding that cock. You know, it's that kind of thing. No, that kind of, yeah. Not like, ooh, I'd like to, no. Oh, come on. No, that'll never happen. Short of something like falling out of a tree and hitting me in the head and giving me complete amnesia. that, like, I'm not sure if I like dick or not. I don't remember. Did I like dick before I lost consciousness? And you'd be like, oh, you loved it. You couldn't get enough big dick in your ass. You were a dick magnet. You always got all the dick I had to sit by and watch. Yeah, that's so true. That would be a fucked up thing to do to somebody. They wake up with amnesia. for a good porn movie. Oh my God, that's terrible. Meanwhile, the guy's been over and he's getting plowed in the ass. He goes, are you sure I liked that angle? I don't remember thinking this was good. I don't know. I'm not enjoying this now. Maybe. Oh no, honey, you just have to get used to it. Maybe you enjoyed sucking dick more. Oh yeah, let's try that. I don't think I do. I don't remember this. Yeah, I don't think I like this either. Okay. I'm sure I don't think I've done that or enjoy that. It doesn't seem to be the kind of thing. I look at you, honey, and I get a little more aroused, but you swear to me. You love Dick. I'm telling you, you love Dick. You like to have a guy at each end. I did? Okay, maybe that's what I'm missing. That's so wrong. I guess I should try it. Maybe my memory will come back. I don't know. I don't know. That's just so wrong on so many levels. Oh, wait a minute. Sorry, these guys' dicks are too small. You like the bigger cocks. Yeah, that was it. It'll all come back to you. Hang on, honey. That's terrible. Oh, whoever would do that should burn in hell for sure. That's just so wrong. No, the really horrible part of it, if all of a sudden, like in the middle of something like that, you go, hey, wait, I know who the fuck I am. Wait, what the fuck is this? No. Maybe now I do kind of. Oh, yeah. Maybe I see the light. So anyway. Yeah, terrible. So tonight's topic is. Well, hold on a second here. Yeah, it's interesting. Like for us, we just kind of take swinging kind of for granted. Like everybody's accepting. I'm going to preface this. Okay, because I know the topic. Okay. Is with things going on in this country right now, in the United States. Right. There are certain countries around the world that have different laws. Right. Okay. And we respect that. That's their country. That's their country. Okay. But there are certain people, I'm trying to stay politically correct here, that have come to this country that are trying to instill their law. Mm-hmm. And you're going to see a common thread with what we're talking about here. I'm not trying to take a political stance. We're just talking about things that countries that... illegal or very, very risky. Now, like I said, in the United States, swinging is definitely on the rise. There's younger people we're getting into, a lot of older people, people that are married 20 years, whatever. And everybody's been- It's consenting and of age. Exactly. We've always said that. And everybody's pretty accepting. You might get people that don't agree with your lifestyle, and that's fine. But it's not going to be detrimental to your health or life. Life or imprisonment. Imprisonment. Your career. You could lose, you know, in some of these countries, if some of this stuff is found out, you could technically never work and have no income. Yeah. It's like in this country with a criminal background. It's very tough. Oh, yeah. It's hard to get a job for sure. For sure. So, yeah, we were just like scrolling through. And it's kind of interesting how many countries where swinging is definitely outlawed, you know, to some degree. Either it's illegal or very risky to do it. So, wow. So that's kind of scary. So if you're a swinger. Here's countries, if you go to, don't swing. Don't be swinging. Don't try to. No. All right. I'm just going to read down this list because it is pretty interesting. You'll notice there is no, oh shit. What's that? What's the club in Jamaica that ever goes to? Oh, hedonism. Yeah, you won't find hedonism in any of these countries. Oh, no, no. Okay, the first one is United Arab Emirates. Yeah, it says here, extramarital sex is illegal. Illegal. Legal penalties can include imprisonment, especially if there's a complaint filed by the spouse or legal guardian. Because of strict morality laws, a, quote, Swinger Club would very likely be considered illegal or at least extremely risky. So it wouldn't be the good kind of handcuffs? Not even close. Okay. Yeah. So, yeah. Talk about penalties? So we're not. It just says include imprisonment. Okay. Imprisonment. So that's a penalty. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, that's a big penalty. Yeah. Yeah. So, okay. No swinging there. Okay. Indonesia. Recent, as recently as 2022. changes. A new criminal code criminalizes sex outside the marriage. So they've gone backwards. They didn't decriminalize adultery. They've actually criminalized it since 2022. Well, see, the interesting part is in our culture, swinging is not adultery. No, it's not. No, it's not adultery. So this is the gray area. I mean, I guess in these countries, I'm only assuming, is if you're having relations with anyone that isn't your partner, even if your partner consents. Right. It's still considered insultery. It would, you know, so if you and your significant other are in a bar in one of these countries we're going to talk about, and you happen to meet a young lady, and she, you know, agrees or whatever that you guys all go back to a room and play around, All three of you could be punished if someone goes, they're going to do this. That is considered adultery in our country. Even though everyone's consenting. There's no adultery. I think the term we would use for adultery is you're cheating on your significant other without their blessing or knowledge or participation. That's true. So since this new law applies to both cohabitation, unmarried couples living together, they even said that, And extramarital sex. So that's a big... I try to get as much extramarital sex as you will give me. There you go. As I'll give you. Well, you're married to you. Oh, yeah. You're my marital partner. Yeah, so you can have all... I'm trying to get more. I'm trying to get extra. Extra. Pile it on, baby. There you go. Yeah, here, this is interesting. The charges may be filed by close family. member, like a spouse or child, rather than the state. So just like if you have a family member, they know that you're doing swing or having any kind of extramarital relations, they can, they can knock you out. You know, they can, it's like, really? Mind your own business. I guess, you know, what goes on in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. Don't talk about it. Don't. Yeah. I mean, talk about being in the closet. I mean, this is, This just reminds me of how gay people had to keep their true beliefs in the closet, even in this country, you know, 50 years ago or whatever. And that's what some of the people in that culture, you know, that LGBT, all that stuff, doesn't understand. Some of the countries that they support want them dead. These are not countries that are good for your beliefs. I'm going to put it that way. You know, I mean, like the whole Palestine thing. Okay, I'm not going to get into my belief on that whole situation, but these people that support it that are part of that LGBTQ plus whatever, and I don't mean that in disrespect. I don't know what it is today. It keeps changing. It's like a stock exchange. It has a different value today. Those people that you are supporting, if you were to go there to help them, they would kill you. Yeah, it wouldn't end well, because your sexual preferences are different. I saw a thing online where a guy was part of that alphabet community, and he's like, I can't wait for the first pride parade in Palestine. First of all, there is no Palestine. Second of all, there's not going to be a gay pride. That would be a massacre. Yeah, I don't think it would end well. Well, here's one. This is actually a country where my sister and brother-in-law lived for five years. Pakistan. Exactly. And we heard stories from them. Now, they're not swingers, obviously. Yeah, exactly. They're barely human. But the stories they told about how my sister was a second-class citizen in that country, she had addresses certainly, and she abided by their customs or rules or whatever. But here in Pakistan, I'm going to get my paper over here, adultery is criminalized under or framed as, quote, Xena. Xena is an unlawful sex act, which is, hold on, I even have a good definition, because I was like, Xena, what the heck is Xena? Wasn't that a bottled drink some years ago? Xima, that's the other one. I'd rather have Xima than Xena, let me tell you. Well, they both suck, but okay. Xena refers to illicit sexual intercourse outside legal marriage and Islamic law, which includes sex, Acts that are both penetrative and non-penetrative. So if you're even talking like if you just do oral, that's still just as bad. They don't care. Well, you penetrate someone's mouth. Yeah, I guess. No, I know what you mean, yeah. But it's considered a crime and a subject of punishment such as, get this, we're going biblical here, such as a hundred lashes for unmarried individuals and death by stoning by married ones. How much pot do you have to do to die? Oh, not that kind of stoning. Not that kind of stoning. So these are severe punishments and are rarely documented in history. Fucking a sheep is not the same as cheating on my wife. That goat means nothing to me. It's not cheating. Stop it, stop it. That's just not even right. I'm marinating next week's dinner. That's what you're doing. Yeah, so you hear the word Xena come up. quite a bit in these little brief paragraphs. It's an Islamic law kind of thing? Yeah, it's definitely... Hold on a second back. That's a shame. Yeah, it refers to illicit sexual intercourse outside the legal marriage in Islamic law. So you're absolutely right about that. Well, you know, hey, that's their law. Oh, yeah, that's their law. I don't have to like it, but I respect they have their law, but for whatever reason, that's their thing. Well, we're not going to be going to any kind of hedonism there, that's for sure. There will never be hedonism there. That's what I mean. No, I've never, even with outside swinging, I have no personal interest. Yeah. Any of the countries that this shit's illegal? No. It's like, no. I don't even know if I want to swing in New Jersey, but that's different. That's different, yeah. Saudi Arabia and countries that enforce strict Sharia or Xena, sex outside of marriage, it's a serious crime. Some of these countries may impose harsh penalties for adultery, including corporal punishment, Or death in theory. I don't know what death in theory means. Well, if they beat you enough and you die, you're like, ah, you kind of had it coming. Yeah, they're not messing around with this stuff. Xena, Zima, whatever. You know, the motherfucker was fucking things. He shouldn't have been fucking. It almost seems like drug dealers get a better deal than somebody who's a swinger. people? Okay, I slept on the wrist, you go. Wait, you fucked another woman? Something like that. I mean, it's crazy. I'm pretty sure those people don't listen to this podcast. I'm pretty sure they don't. If you do, do that. Okay, then there's another country that we talked about. I didn't know how to pronounce it. Brunei. It's an island kind of near... It's part of a big island. There's other countries that hang on. Indonesia is there. and a bunch of shit there, yeah. Yeah, and even under its version. Do you know when I'm going there? Never. Never. It makes you really appreciate the freedoms that we have and we can do kind of. Makes Trenton, New Jersey look good. Really good. That's terrible, but yeah. You made the comparison. Again, we're outside of Philadelphia in Pennsylvania, so our references are that kind of thing. Yeah, we might be lost on you. So sorry about that, but let's put it this way. If you take the context, which I just put Trent in, you don't want to go there. No. High crime. For a few years, it was like the highest crime city in the country. Yeah, I think they're starting to clean it up, but it takes a while. Well, Chicago and stuff like that's really beating the shit out of it now. Yeah, well, I'm sorry to hear that. Don't want to go there either. But still, better than Brunei. Oh, okay. Because underneath, under their version of Sharia-based penal code, Adultery can carry very harsh penalties, including in some provisions. Again, death by stoning. I mean, it seems to be a common thing here. I mean. They must be in a very rocky area. Area. They have so many stones. Hey, how can we kill you? Well, let me see. So like. We don't have enough water, so. Texas has an open carry law for guns. You know, you could wear it on a holster. Do you think over there they have like rocks hanging from their belt? In case somebody commits adultery. If I could whistle, I'd do the good, the bad, the ugly. Yeah. I hear you. I can't whistle either, so it doesn't do any good. Yeah, yeah. See some guy walking down the street with a rock hanging off his belt. That's got to get pretty heavy. He's got spurs on his sandals. Spurs on his sandals. That's just so not right. So right next to Brunei is also the Philippines. So it's the same thing. Adultery is still a crime under its revised penal code, which I'm not exactly how it was revised. I didn't really do that much research. I just saw like these countries are, you know, that they swinging is like a no-go there. The law is gendered. For example, penalty and conditions differ from men versus women. So, oh, it's probably a double standard. Like men can cheat and they might get a slap on the wrist. Women do it and they're killed. Okay, it sounds fair. Yeah, it sounds fair. Or it could be the other way around. It was a woman's fault. You didn't give your husband enough sex, you die. That's probably it. You weren't good enough at sex, your husband cheated, you die. You can't cook a good meal, you die. I don't know. I don't think you can cook a good meal in their culture. Stop, stop. It's all about swinging. It's not about food. Well, someone's got to prepare the food for the house party. Oh, that's true. The house party is not going to happen. It's not going to happen. Everybody's getting the runs or whatever. Oh, no. Another one is, another place, I'm sure you're ready to just jump out and visit Rwanda. Yeah, I know. Really? I was... You're kidding me. Well, this is the little blurb they have about that. According to a business insider summary, I'm not exactly sure where that came from, adultery can lead to prison time six months to a year or fines. It's like, first of all, okay, this is what I'm thinking. If you're discreet, if you're discreet, how do people find out that But you're committing adultery. Well, if someone finds out. Yeah. I mean, how do people find out someone's committing adultery in this country? They walk in on them. They have cameras. Yeah, there's all TV shows about it. Yeah, it's a different world now. You know, if you're on social media, post a picture, it's like, hey, look at me sucking some other guy's dick. There's a lot of social media that took me taken down right away, so. Oh, my God. But, you know, there's just, you know, all of a sudden, you know, husband comes home and finds another man's boxer shorts. or whatever they may or may not wear. Another sandals under his bed. Whatever. I don't know. I'm just saying. I don't know. The goat talked. I don't know. Well, see, that's adultery. But if you're a husband and wife and you're doing it consensually, you want to bring another man under a woman into your bed. You know. How do people know? I think in this, I mean, in general, I mean, how many times have you told someone something in confidence? Oh, true. out. It's like, I thought I told you. I only told one person. And they told two people. And they told five people. Yeah, that's exactly it. In general, I hate to say it, you can't trust people. No, absolutely. I mean, something like this. How many times have I told you, don't be sucking anybody else's dick? I turn around, and you're sitting here sucking that guy's dick. I can't trust you. You can't trust me. I just, yeah, don't trust me. If I say I'm going to do something, I'm going to do the exact opposite. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. She tells me, oh, I'm going to suck your dick tonight, honey. All right. Shut up. Doesn't happen. And she tells me then the next day, it's like, you know, when I was sucking Larry's dick the other day, it reminded me, I was supposed to suck your dick. And I forgot. Damn it. It's like, yeah, I laid there waiting for you all night. It's like, yeah. I thought you were sleeping. Yeah. I thought you were just laying there naked, stroking your dick. For no reason? And going, Donna. And keep pointing to your dick. Needs attention. Hello, Donna. See this thing here? And you just thought, I thought you named your dick Donna. I don't know. That's what I thought. That's exactly what I thought. So where else am I not going on vacation? You're not going to Egypt. Hell no. A white man in any of these countries will stand out like a sore thumb. Yeah, it's kind of like the same thing as, what was the last country? Rwanda. It's the same like any business insider piece is having punishments for adultery. So I don't know where they're getting all this information. I didn't follow the links. I believe it. I don't want to leave any trail. They might hunt me down. Yeah, exactly. When I show up in Rwanda, don't they kill people with machetes and shit there? In Egypt or Rwanda? No, Rwanda. I do remember. I believe they've had some civil unrest. There was that hotel crazy, wasn't it? Tell Rwanda. Wasn't there a whole movie that was about that as well? Sounds familiar. Never saw it. Yeah, I never did either, but yeah. It wasn't about swinging, was it? No, it was really disappointing, and I wanted to do something sexy, and that was just, I took that right off of our vacation list. Cancel that visa. I'm not going there. I was going to wear like a skimpy little, you know. See-through veils. I was going to say skimpy little see-through thong, but I said, nope, I can't wear it there. All right, I'm off my list. Me too. What, my see-through thong? Yeah. Oh, there you go. Okay. Another one we're not going to is Taiwan. So take that off your list. All the good shit's made there. All the good shit's made there. All your sex toys are made there. You know, I don't know that for a fact. You're going there with empty suitcases to come back with suitcases full of sex toys. Well, that could be a real issue. Yes, I've had a couple of that. Yeah, you got me that one toy with the sucky sucky. Remember? We hoped, yeah. I still want to tear it apart. I think I threw it away already. I'm not going to waste your time. I didn't, but I wanted to. So instead of spending $23, I got to spend $89 to get you one that works. Well, get you one that's not made in Taiwan. Let's try with that. It shouldn't come in generic packaging. It's spelled wrong. It said Instant Pot, and it was crossed out on sex toy. Sex toy. They weren't sure what the heck they were selling. Okay. I think they loosened up some of their laws. Adultery is or was a crime in Taiwan, according to Al Jazeera. According to Al Jazeera, convicted individuals can, again, face prison time. are often in a fine. So prison time, they've kind of loosened up a little bit. You still get punished. Oh, you don't mean like adultery is fine. No. There is a fine. You get fined for being an adulteress. But it used to be prison time. So they're loosening up. And what happens to you in jail? You get fucked by someone who's not your fucking significant other. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, that's terrible. But yeah. So what do you do? Aren't they promoting it? Yeah. Yeah, aren't they promoting it? You're promoting gay adultery. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just saying. Yeah, but this is not something. If that's your bag, go for it. Absolutely. So yeah, they have decriminalized it to some degree. So they did go from the imprisonment to just fines. But wow, can you imagine somebody, you know, we can't, you know, have sex with anybody else but, you know, the husband and wife. and you have to keep it secret and, you know, we could go to prison for this. I mean, that kind of like is a mood killer, don't you think? You know, I'd be all hot and body. Yeah, but we get caught. We're going to be stoned to death. Well, you know, there goes my sex drive right out the window. You know, danger is kind of exciting. Well, that could be too. Tell me how they're going to stow me to death while I fuck you. I'm going to jerk off to it. Tell me how my skull's going to explode, baby. Oh, it was so dangerously, so dangerously. Oh, like we could get caught. I bet you somebody would find that alert. Oh, there's, yeah, I have no doubt. I mean. But this is like serious shit. Everything is sexy to somebody. Yeah, that's true. But this, you get caught, oh, it's, you're in a world of hurt. Yeah. I'd always be more, if back when I, if I was vanilla, I'd be more worried about my wife catching me than the boys. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Holy hell. Let the wife, let the wife or the husband, Let them do what they want to do. How's that? Hell with the community. Yeah. I mean, here the community is like, well, whatever. And the police are going to be like, yeah, whatever. But the wife will be like, he cheated on me. Or the husband's going to be, she cheated on me. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't worry about the police so much. I'd worry about the other spouse. Can you imagine if they let the significant other form punishment? Oh, my God. I'm not sure. If they're swingers, I'm not sure if they really cheated. on me. Let me see them play with that person. Again. Here's your wife sucking this guy's dick. You know what? He looks like he's had a tough life. Look, he's smiling. I don't think she's really sucking it. That's not really cheating. She's trying to make him feel better. Oh, there you go. Oh, now here she is getting fucked by him. Well, he's got a lot of stress. He's got a lot of stress. He's working out the stress. So I don't think she's cheating on me. No, that's not cheating at all. It's therapy. It's therapy, that's right. It's spreading smiles throughout the world. Spreading a lot more than just smiles. Well, legs, thighs, mouth, lips, whatever. That's nothing wrong with that, but you know. Well, you know, as long as everyone's consenting. End of age, okay, yes. And not a goat. And not a goat. And that doesn't mean greatest of all time either. No, no. If it's the greatest of all time kind of go, go for it. Go for it. Damn, you should become like a country's hero. One would think. Yeah. One would think. This man, he's got big cock last hour. Big cum load. Hmm. See? Oh, yeah. He'd be a hero to you. I would definitely like the big cum load, for sure. Yeah. It'd make you cum many times. That's always interesting. Yeah. There were a couple guys that were actually, I can't call them multi-orgasmic, but come more than once. Yeah, two. Yes. Two times, generally. Third time's like. Yeah. And they're always like, sometimes they're a little on the younger side, but not necessarily. It's just. I'm going to tell you right now, when you get the cum mode that goes, that's painful. Yeah, I would imagine. Oh, like an hour later, your nuts are killing me. Oh, yeah, because you've just taken every bit of. Oh, yeah. Come out of your nuts. There's nothing left. They're like deflated balloons. In my many, many younger years, I went five times. Yes. Oh, my God. I think I actually missed work. You think? I couldn't sit. That's not the time you had the girls that came into your apartment. No. That was three times. Okay. Which I was sore, too. I was also rubbed raw with that one. Oh, yeah, no doubt. Oh, my God. But no, this was with my ex-wife when we were dating. We got a motel. Oh, yeah, you did tell me that. Yeah, that was painful. Not at the time it wasn't. I mean, I had frozen vegetables on my nuts the next day. You wear those vegetables as a badge of honor. How many people can say, I fucked so much, I can't do it anymore? Say no man ever, I'll tell you what. No, no, a few men have said that. If you've gotten to that point where your nuts hurt because you've come as much, There's nothing left. Yeah, you're shooting air. Right. Oh, my God, that's painful. It's like getting kicked in the nuts nonstop. Oh, that's terrible. Now, some people like that. That might be arousal. Yeah, it might be. Arousal, too. Anyway, hey, info at Hot Wife Podcast. Reach out to us. Love to hear from you. Good, bad, or indifferent ideas, concepts, topics. If you want to reach out and call into the show, love to have you guys do it. Fifty Shades of Pleasure. Check out them at.com. It's a blog site and still has the old magazines on it. I'm still kicking around the idea about actually adding a magazine to it also. That way. But anyway, if you want to see. Me? Yeah. Oh, hotwipedonalyn.com. I'm posting videos a couple times a day. Yeah. Did we set up an email for you? No. We're going to. Okay. Wait, there's Donna. at gmail is fine. I can get that one. So that's fine. Just use dlinn8660 at gmail. That would be fine. And if you want to reach Donna, email her directly. If you want to reach me, it's info at hotwife.com. You don't want to reach me. Send him dick pics. No dick pics. No dick pics. I just like watching you squirm. Oh, I don't squirm. I just don't want to say it. Yeah, you do. Yeah. So I start talking about ass-eating, then it's like bleh, bleh. Well, I'm all about eating a woman's ass. The concept of eating a man's ass is disgusting. Oh, the double standard. Exactly. And women don't have balls and shit. Okay, no. Women don't generally have hairy asses either. Not generally. Sometimes. Sometimes. I haven't been with one yet, thank God. Yes. And I might trim that up. We'll see. Anyway, I want to thank everyone for listening. And again, Yeah, we have a couple of shows before Thanksgiving. I think so. So, but we'll probably repost an older show for Thanksgiving Day. So, but Monday you will have a new one. But I want to thank everyone. And have a great night, everybody.
