Cougars and why we love them

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot wife podcast. Well, hello, everybody, and welcome to my hot wife podcast. This is Donna Lynn, and I'm here again with my wonderful husband, Vince. I stuck it in there. Yes, you did. Yeah, well, you are pretty wonderful, I have to admit that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Especially when I'm not here. I never said that. I never said that. That you'd think I'd heard it. I found it funny, the woman who did the review the other day, and Donna and her wonderful husband. Yeah, that's in quotations. I'm always saying that. Well, you are.

I mean, you let me do what I want to do, and you get to enjoy, and I get to enjoy, have some fun, and, you know. Then we have our fun afterwards. Then we have our fun afterwards. So you are pretty wonderful, and I hear other people talk about their husbands and this and that. And I'm like, I don't have those problems. I'm the antithesis. Antithesis? That's a tough one. So not jealous. That's true. That's one thing. Another thing is you're so easygoing with everything. I guess. In general, in general. Until you piss me off. Yeah, then, yeah.

That's what I was talking about earlier about the one manager during the weekend. Oh, yeah. Remember we talked about yesterday, like, why all of a sudden is he being so nice to you? Well, I think due to the nature of the business I'm in, you know, I'm easygoing, mild-mannered. For the most part.

But when people piss me off or point loaded guns at me i'm not so nice not so nice and i think he sees that and he's like oh maybe i shouldn't fuck with them maybe i don't know i don't know i work at a gun range so um yeah i get assholes in there all the time putting loaded guns at me i it's unbelievable but a couple weeks ago a woman pointed a gun at me in my chest. Basically, if it wasn't that she didn't grab the gun right with the back safety, I would have taken one to the chest. Yeah, that's nuts. And I chewed her a new ass. That was a lot of chewing.

You don't need to go there no don't need to so yeah I can be your best friend your worst enemy well that's I'm getting back to the whole wonderful thing that's what makes you so wonderful you're easy going you know as long as you think so it's all that matters to me so on to more interesting topics yeah more fun topics I might be wonderful but I'm not interesting I don't know about that yeah okay pretty interesting in the sheets I have to admit that well thank you that's all that matters make me squirm Ha, I might be wonderful, but I'm not interesting. I don't know about that.

Pretty interesting in the sheets, I have to admit that. Well, thank you. Make me squirm. Okay, later. So, tonight's topic is? Cougars. Some people refer to it as cougars. Some people refer to it. I think we're just going to look at old, older, younger. Old versus young? Yay, that's sexy. Older, younger. Okay. So, I mean, if a man is older and a woman is younger, he's not a cougar. Is there a terminology for that? Creepy, perverted old man? Yeah, creepy. So we'll stick with, we'll use cougar in general because it's far more erotic than a creepy old man with a younger woman.

Yeah, it's also more erotic than an old lady with a hot young guy, too. Now, in all fairness, you have played with a few older men than you. Yes. And they are still very capable. Oh, my goodness, yes. We have another older man than you that wants to play. We have no idea whether he's capable or not. Oh, okay. I don't know. Yeah, we don't know yet. We don't know yet. We'll find out. But there is something I find remotely erotic about, like, the one gentleman that you've played with numerous times. Mm-hmm. Bringing an older gentleman some pleasure. Mm-hmm. You know?

And again, people, for your age group, I think you look phenomenal. And for, you know, I think with some of these guys that they're partners if they have them or if they haven't passed or whatever, you know having that sexy younger not too young i'm in their i'm their age group that's for sure you're with close to a generation yeah in some instances yeah there might be a generation is 10 years you're within you're real close to it you know but whatever um i think there's something erotic about it, that these guys make them feel that they're still relevant. Is that the words I want to use?

Or they're still hot, or they're still, you know, attractive. We won't say hot, we'll say attractive. Attractive, sure. Desirable? Desirable. That's a good word, that's a very good word. So, yeah, it goes both ways, I mean, it really does. I mean, there's something to be said for being with somebody a little older than you. I mean, but there's something that is really interesting, erotic, with the age gap between me and a much younger gentleman. Oh, sure. I'm talking like 40-year difference or 30-year difference.

You've had numerous, and technically maybe tomorrow you might have two different playmates that are close to 40 years younger. Yes, one's 27, just turned 27, the other one's 25 or 24, 25, whatever. So we're close to 40 years. Yeah, so almost 40 years, yeah. I mean, technically you technically, you could qualify to be their grandmother. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Forget about the mom thing. It's grandmother. Yeah. It really is. And the fact that they're significantly aroused about you. Yeah, they've been texting me on and off all day.

I mean, one guy was supposed to be here today, and something came up, and he had to postpone it. So hopefully he'll show up tomorrow. Yeah, otherwise I have all kinds of erotic stories tonight, but that's not to be. Yeah. So being a cougar, what are the aspects that you find interesting, alluring, erotic? Well, there is a taboo. The taboo of it that's always fun. Yeah. You know, the fact that I am so much older than them. You know, if they're 24 and I'm 62, there's a huge gap there. But somehow when you're playing, I don't feel like I'm 62.

You know, there isn't that, you know, I guess because sex brings everybody down to that basic, basic level, and all you care about is, you know. Being naked is a great equalizer. It certainly is. So that's not a big deal. And if sex is going well, everybody's eyes shut and you don't know. You don't care. Yeah, you don't care. There's a little, you know, little sag here, little bag there. It's like, oh, well. You always have your eyes shut with me. I don't get it. Because I don't want to say. When you tell me don't talk, I don't know. Shut up. I'm going to ruin my fantasy.

Don't say anything, bastard. Oh, my God. Something like that. It's the same. It's questioning. That's another show. It certainly is. But it's that whole taboo thing that I find very erotic and alluring. You know, the fact that they are so much younger and that I could be their grandmother. I mean, I'm in the age group for sure. I'm sure. I'm probably older than their mothers. Yeah. Oh, I would think so. I mean, possibly. I mean, if you put the average mother's age, let's say it's 20, 24 even. Right. Okay. And let's say they're 24, that puts them at 48. The mother would be 48. Oh, my goodness.

I would love to be 48 again. That'd be awesome. Yeah, so I'm definitely in the grandmother range. I think one of the fun things we need to set up, just in case something happens while we're doing the show, we've moved the show temporarily back up to the house. Right. And so we might have interference from dogs. That's why he moved it to the studio, but this is just a little more comfortable. We're reorganizing the studio. We're revamping the studio a little bit, a little remodeling. But like a hot date.

Have you go out on a date with one of these guys that's in their 20s i'll put it that way and getting the the looks from other people i think oh my god can you imagine yeah that's i don't i don't think people would know i don't think people care but yeah you would definitely get the what were they gonna think you're the mother they're gonna think i'm the grandmother are you kidding me yeah well i don't necessarily look that age i mean they would definitely think well she's a lot older than he is now if you go on a date with a young black guy i don't really think they're gonna think you're the mom yeah i would yeah at that point they would not think i'm the mom but you never know and it's like well how do you act in public i mean i don't do any any kind of show of affection in public necessarily.

So people will just think, oh, okay, they're just, it's mom and her son. No big deal. But if there's any kind of show of affection, then they'll be like, oh, dear God, what the hell is going on there? Well, I think that'd be after fun. Oh, my goodness. Oh, no, thank you. Well, no, come on. Even if it was just a subtle little kiss or, you know, whatever. I think, you know, I think it'd be fun getting the little. It is titillating to think about, but it's like you really, really want to. Especially the guys are like, wait, she's fucking him. And I'm stuck with my wife.

Oh, my God yeah i think there's a lot more to it than that you're willing than you're willing to chase i don't even think about that honestly i don't i know when you're going to your hot date you don't do a lot of uh no we have like nice conversation believe it or not it's not all like yeah baby when i was sucking your dick no it's like we don't do that till we get back here and start getting revved up again. You don't do that until he's dessert. I mean, it's appetizers and dinner. Exactly. That's, like, just not appropriate. No, we just have, like, normal conversation. Yeah, I get it.

But I'm just saying, yeah, you don't even sit next to him. You sit across. Yeah, I don't like sitting next to people. Because when I talk to him, I have to turn my head, and I find that uncomfortable. Like how we are now, it's a little bit like I would like to turn myself a little bit more. Yeah, but you wouldn't turn yourself away, so you're not looking at me. Well, that's true. I said I had to turn myself. I didn't say which way. I was turning away or two. I'm not sure how I take that. Stop it. I was turning to him, folks. Believe me. I like being able to see you and talk to you.

Open your eyes. Oh, sorry. There you go. Oh, there you are. I can't see you. Now the nausea starts. That's why I drink. See? Got it. Can't see that. So, yeah. I mean, yeah. There is something, like if I was that, let's pick, I'm going to use a generic scenario let's say a casino okay so you see a older gentleman okay pick something like my age I'm 56 right you see someone my age let's say a 20 some year old girl you go okay he's got a lot of money potentially or it's a daughter I'm saying okay a Well, I'm saying a little more provocative. A show of affection. Okay. And she's dressed so sexy.

You know, it's obvious that if that's a mother and daughter, it's really wrong. Oh, that would be a father and daughter? A father and daughter, really wrong. Okay, I see where you're going with this. You know, you sit there and look at a man with a younger, an older man with a younger woman, you go. He's creepy. Oh, my God, what a pervert. Yeah, he's taking advantage of her. Yeah, yeah. But you see an older woman looking very good with a younger man. And I think everyone's got to go. Oh, she's got it together. Fuck yeah. Oh my God, that lucky bastard. There's a double standard.

There is a double standard. Usually it's, you know, there's always a double standard, it seems. Yeah. It's okay for an older woman. It doesn't always go the same way, but there's a double standard. No, there's a double standard. Because it's plain and simple. You sit there and just think about, well, now, if it's a young guy in good shape, and she's a fucking Pillsbury Dough woman, you sit there and go, Okay, she must have money money and she's just paying this guy. But you see an older woman in great shape as yourself and she's wrapped around this young guy.

You think either he's got money or a big dick or she just likes to fuck younger guys. Either way, lucky bastards. Lucky bastards. Yeah, somehow it's more alluring to have an older woman and a younger guy than an older gentleman and a younger girl. Yeah. Okay, so here's a question. I don't know why there's a double standard, but there is. Here's a question I feel you can answer in a fair manner, okay? Okay, I'll try. Because I'm not bisexual, so I'm going to ask you.

No um what is more attractive to you a mature man in good shape that looks good or a mature woman in good shape that looks good oh boy yeah that's that's pretty much an even playing field i tend to be a little more heterosexual than bisexual i'm like 60 40 so i would go here's my way of looking at it okay i again i'm not bisexual so i my my opinion could be an absolutely nothing and probably does um men tend to get better looking as they get older yeah i agree a man doesn't even need to be in great shape to necessarily look better yeah okay as an example me um you have said and others have said i'm not in great shape by any stretch right i'm in better shape than i used to be yeah that's true but um you know like now i have facial hair i didn't have when i was younger.

Yeah. I'm thinner now than I was. Yeah. But apparently I look better now. Apparently. I don't know. I still look like a Pillsbury Doughboy. No, you don't. Not even close. Versus a woman, again, I've always said that a woman, I'll lower it to 30. I usually use 35. 35 or 30 and over, that maintains her good shape. And it doesn't have to be perfect shape. I'm fine with mom bods. I really am. And it exudes that sexuality is far hotter. Yes. Well, here's the thing. This is another double standard. Men as they age become what? Distinguished. Women as they age become haggard. Some, yes. Yes.

I mean, there's that double. Men are distinguished. They have that gray. They're distinguished. They have life and experience. Men can look haggard, too. Yeah, men can look haggard. There are plenty of days I look at the mirror and go, that's haggard. But the stereotype is men become distinguished, women become haggard. What would be a word that would be an equivalent for distinguished for a woman? I can't even think of one. Refined. Oh, I'm sorry. That is a good one. Good comeback. Yes, refined. Yeah, a woman that... You have a little bit of gray, but you have a little...

I find a little fine again even when i was younger i've always had a fascination with mature women that are in good shape again i'm not by good shape i'm not saying they have to look like they came off the cover of playboy or or whatever or they're in one of these fitness models i mean if they have um i always use the term paunch yeah you know there's women that have that that little paunch in the belly. Yeah. I have no problem with that. Yeah, I'm not offended by it. There is something, especially now that I'm 56, there's something to be said for people with experience that have lived life.

You know, God bless the people that can eat right and go to the gym seven days a week I used to be that person I was never that person I only dated and married that person yes he did but the people that put, I'll even say remote effort or care a little bit, I think are far sexier. Well, here's. I mean, you know, versus, okay, a woman that has, I have the utmost respect. You know, we had talked years ago and you had said, how do women let themselves go? In all fairness. Oh, life gets in the way.

In today's lifestyle, with the women raising kids, in all fairness, and men have their part, but a majority of men, a good portion of men, they go do their job, and they come home, and that's it. Where the woman does their job, comes home care of the kids cooks the meals does the laundry and all that shit and we've talked about that yeah and then the man's like i'm not getting any sex well dude you didn't do anything help her out man you know and yeah i mean but so the woman is definitely a 50 50 chore and the husband might know, he's doing what he has to do to pay the bills. And I get it.

I get it. We're all there. But, you know, don't sit there and critique your woman for not taking care of herself or letting herself go or not giving you what you think you deserve. You know, she's doing more than her part. Yeah, there's probably relationships that are, you know, the other way. She comes home, doesn't want to do anything, and he's stuck doing everything. And how do we get off on this topic? I don't know. I would still deal with the older, younger thing. Yeah, older, younger.

I'm talking about, I guess where I'm going with it is the older women that we look at that have the mom bots. Right. And that's where I'm going. Okay. You know, but now when they get excessive, when they get where all they wear is sweatpants, where they wear the stretchy pants, and they should not. Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. But an older woman that keeps herself in relatively good shape or great shape, there's nothing hotter. Yeah, because it's real easy just to go up the deep end and say, hey, I don't care anymore.

A 20-something-year-old single woman should look like a 20-single-something woman. Yeah, you should be in shape. It's really easy when you're in your 20s in general. But when you see a woman that is, let's say say 35, has two kids, and you look at her and you go, you have kids? Yeah, exactly. I mean, that's like, oh, my God. Let's go through that motion again, but not have the kids. Don't do the follow-up. Yeah, yeah, don't do the follow-up. Yeah, don't do the follow-up. You don't need the results.

Yeah, I mean, and it's not easy to do that, but but it can be done if you make it part of your lifestyle and there's something very alluring um something very erotic about a woman that's in good shape and then she can catch she can catch the eye of a younger man and have have him think that she's desirable there's something very erotic about that. One of my little turn-ons is you wear your tight clothes and stuff like that. We've even experienced this where you're cutting the lawn one time. Oh, yeah. The truck stopped. It stopped to look at my ass. You see the guy's head, look at your ass.

I've seen it in stores. I've watched where you'll be walking down the aisle ahead of me and all of a sudden the guy will be coming towards us does not realize we're together yeah they stop and they turn around and look at your ass oh what about that in that one store that the guy said yeah this guy came out he's wearing shorty shorts you didn't did you see what he was wearing no i didn't see i'm quiet he's got this like you know typical kind of redneck dude with the you know the belly hanging over the shorts. But he's got these little shorty shorts on, like cutoffs. No, I didn't say that.

Yeah, and he looked at me and goes, you're a pretty thing. Is that what he said? Something like that. Something to that effect, yeah. Yeah, you're a pretty thing. That's what he told me. I didn't hear it. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. Well, I said thank you. Yeah, and some guys get offended by that. Yes. See, that's where the wonderful part comes in. See, you're like, oh, dude, he should be looking at you, blah. Why not? You're a beautiful woman. I'm secure with the fact if you want to be with me, you're going to be with me. If you don't want to be with me, you wouldn't be here.

I'm checking out. Come on. I'm ready to go. How much time I got? Yeah, hurry up um whatever hey you know if i don't make you happy i life short you owe yourself to be happy i agree with that but yes you make me very happy so there if i don't make you happy i i oh i'll let you know oh i know jesus christ i know but um no i mean again if you're if your partner doesn't make you happy, you're not making them happy. It has nothing to do with an orgasm. Mm-mm, no. You know, there's a lot more to it. But anyway, no, man, there is nothing sexier than a mature woman.

And again, everyone can put their own label on what calls mature. Sorry, he's burping a little bit. Oh, okay. You know, what age do you want to put mature at? Right. You know? Of course, I know some older women that aren't real mature. Well, that's true. I'm 56, and I'm not real mature, but I'm not a woman. Still not mature. Yeah, still not mature. Don't want to. So, yeah, anybody, like, I would say even 40s and older would be more mature. It seems like the 40s are still like it. I think once you break the 30 plane, I always use 35. I use 35. But by 35, I generally think you're pretty settled.

You think? Yeah. Generally by 35, you have a job. Well, yeah. Well, that you're settled into for the most part. Not necessarily. Or a career. I didn't have a job because I had multiple jobs. I had a career. Oh, I see. I see how you're putting career and job. Yeah, it was like, okay, this is what I did. And by 35, generally, if you're going to have kids, you would have had them. Yeah, that's a good point.

Good point, yeah in general you know you don't be having them after 35 that's for sure well you can it gets trickier but yeah it is it is very tricky yeah yeah but um yeah but you you've kind of now set in your ways too so even if you're not in a relationship never had kids you kind of have what you want in life you're not i'm still looking for that yeah i encourage you i have a couple applicants i'm looking at for myself i didn't say a person i just it's it's a it's a what it's not a person that i want yeah that's not what i meant for me it's more career and you know that kind of thing yeah oh no i with you.

Come on. Yeah, me too, yeah. I'll discard those emails from that woman. You're crying on somebody else's shoulder, are you? I wasn't a shoulder. Boo-fucking-hoo. Oh, my God. I've got to complete this text. She's giving me shit. Anyways, this is why I don't love her.

anyway um she makes me videotape her having sex with others i can't stop looking at them i can i do oh i'm 56 i don't need to see i'm not like yeah walking around a heart on all the time unfortunately oh i don't know in your in your mind you are well in my mind i'm still 14 with a heart on you know vince comes on the board no no i'll take the f you know but uh in my mind i'm like vince comes in board sure what, what do you want? Yeah, so. But, yeah, no, there's something very, very sexy about that. Yeah, it's kind of on this side of it, being the older woman with these younger guys.

There's one particular gentleman that I went back and I, when I was editing the videos, he, it's a facial that he gave me on the couch. It was that one. At hotwifedonnalyn.com. Yep. You can see all these videos. There was one particular person and all these videos. He is literally half my age. He is completely enamored with you. Yes. Yes. And he is what, 30? I mean, he might be 31 now. Whatever. Let's call him 30. But there's a part where he exclaims, he's like, and it's in the video, he's like, he looks at me and he goes, damn, look at you! Just look at you! Well, in all fairness...

And he's like grabbing at me. Oh my God. He's a natural bodybuilder. He works out quite a bit. He works out a lot and he competes, he used to compete. He had some injuries in natural bodybuilding. So he's not like all jacked up. He's just nicely defined. He's just nice. Yeah, he's a great guy, too. And he is completely enamored with you. Yeah, he's fun. And a few guys we have dealt with are like, oh, my God, I love older women. She's gorgeous. I love redheads. So it's like, you know, there's a multiple. I'm fulfilling a little fantasy for them. And by little, you do mean little, 4'11".

I am pretty short. Yeah, but... Yeah, it's, I mean, yeah, there's nothing. I mean, I'm guilty. You know, a 20-something-year-old walks by me in the store wearing leggings and looks good. Oh, yeah, you look. A little bit, but you know what? If, let's say, a 40-year-old woman walks by me looking good wearing leggings, I'm going to stop and turn the fuck and look around. Yeah, I'm... Fuck yeah, you know? I mean, at my job, like I said, at the gun store, I run the range on Saturdays. I've had plenty of women come in that are drop-dead gorgeous wearing stuff and low-cut stuff.

And I have to be very politically correct. Right. Yeah, they wear low-cut tops in there. And then there's a girl in the other week, oh, my dear God. But anyway. I hear these stories. Oh, my God.

But I have to tactfully talk to both of them and i generally address the man right as an example and i i want to go i want to motorboat your wife but that's not what i say i sit there and go listen you're gonna go into the range and you're gonna be shooting a firearm and the hot casings bounce all around one of those hot casings could go down the front of her shirt while she's holding a loaded weapon yes and that could cause a problem so i'm going to ask you either if you don't have a t-shirt or something of your own you know we have free shirts that you know my boss looks at his free advertising yeah exactly please take a shirt and have her put it on.

I said, not that we don't all want to see your beautiful wife, but we want to ensure safety. And they all thanked me because I addressed the man. That's being very tactful. Sure. I want to sit there and go. You go shoot and I'm going to rape your wife. Oh, that's terrible, you wouldn't do that. Well, she wouldn't like it, so it would have to be called rape. I would give her no pleasure. Oh, that's terrible, you shouldn't even joke about that. I'm joking, but she wouldn't get any pleasure. You see a beautiful woman, you're like, I would so disappoint her. That's it. She might go lesbian.

That's it. Stealing my lawns. I know. That's what you would say. That's exactly what I would say. I could so disappoint you. How come I'm not lesbian? You are. Mm-mm. But you enjoy dick, too. I do enjoy it. I'm like 60-40, like I said before. said before 60 40 is that what you think you're yeah 60 penis yeah i just don't think you've had enough good pussy well that's true too i mean it's just not readily available i mean it's like what we have today i had a young lady supposed to come over today she was supposed to be here if she was real if she, let's go. Let's preface it by saying that.

We've been chatting back and forth for weeks. And she was supposed to do a photo shoot four weeks ago. We haven't gotten a picture from it. Well, we got like one picture, and her face really isn't in it. It wasn't a picture from that. Exactly, exactly. Then she showed one picture. It might be of her face. But, I mean, it's like, if you have all these pictures, why? Just show me a couple. Just show me a couple. Just go in your bathroom, stand in front of the mirror, like everybody else does, and snap a picture. You can be fully dressed. We don't care. You have this person's number.

I'm going to go take a picture of myself naked in the mirror, and I'm going to send it to him. We'll punish him. Oh, there you go. They'll learn. This young lady texted me at, like, 11 o'clock this morning and said, hey, I'm leaving now. Or maybe it's a little late. It was closer to noon. Closer to noon? Okay, say noon. Hey, I'm on my way. I'm leaving in a couple minutes. It is now 4.23. And it's an hour away. Yep, it's an hour away. So, yeah. And I checked my phone. Somewhere around 2.30. Oh, I had to stop. I had anxiety. So, whatever. Nothing. Nothing. Anyway, back to the cougar thing.

Told you she was fake. Back to the cougar thing. That's why I haven't been able to get with women, because they're not real. Yeah. Again, we've talked about the whole fake and ghosting thing. And this one, if we can just go into this one, this one was elaborate. We've chatted with the quote, and like I said, I don't know if this is real, the quote, mother of this person on another swinger website. If she's not real, I'm guessing. The mother's not real. If the person's not real, they can't have a real mother. Exactly.

And the mom was like, yeah, I've always wanted to get into like more erotic things and like porn and shoot. And I'm like, oh yeah, this would be fun. And she said, I posed it to my husband and he shot it right down. But my daughter would be into it. And then she explained they were nudists, so they're very comfortable in this kind of environment. So I was like, okay, this does sound weird. I don't know if this is real or not. But okay, I'll play your game.

And this chatting went on for weeks, you know, chatting back and forth, what we like, what we don't like, all kinds of, you know, toys and orgasms and, you know, all kinds of sexual things. Not like, not, you know, it's more like informational. It wasn't conversational. It wasn't like, yeah, baby, I would do whatever to you, you know, and every now and then. That was the email I sent you. Oh, yeah, that was your email. I mean, every once in a while, she'd be like, yeah, I can't wait to lick you. I can't wait to give you a room job. I mean. Again, my email.

That's, that's be like, yeah, I can't wait to lick you. I can't wait to give you a room job. I mean. Again, my email. That's probably what it was. I got them mixed up. And here it is, 12, I mean, 423, and she's still not here. So, you know, the whole thing was rigged. Weeks. What do you get out of that? I don't understand. I don't care. I don't give a rat's ass. I have other things to do. You know, it wasn't like. And we got them done. And we got them done.

So whether they showed up or not i mean yeah their loss sure so and that's you know we we talked about the whole ghosting and shit yeah that i don't get it i don't understand it's like okay what do you get to is this you think because you interrupted our schedule that uh we just block you and move on dude or whoever get yeah grow up yeah so but um yeah um the cougar thing back to that that's much sexier than being ghosted okay you know majority of the guys you play with are younger i mean mean, even when they're in their 40s. They're still 20 years younger than me. Yeah. Oh, my God.

That's funny. Yeah. Man, you have a hot date hopefully getting scheduled soon. I hope so, too. Now, he's older than you by a couple years. It's either he's slightly older or slightly. I think he's one or two years older. Yeah, he might be like one like one year older than me so he's very much that's going to be a little different for you on that hot date yeah it is i know yeah should i say go ahead uh he wants me to peg him and i was like oh i don't know so i i went out and i got this uh toy called the dreamut. It is a, quote, strapless dildo. Don't look at me. I don't know.

A strapless strap-on. Is that even a word? It's called a strapless strap-on. And part of it goes into your pussy so you can hold it and the rest of it hangs out. And I thought, oh great but when i got it the design it's very floppy either hey my pussy's not tight enough to hold it which is unbelievable not the case um because so i ended up getting a harness for it so we'll see what that's like i've never pegged anybody before if you hear wh hear whistling, it's our fucking dog crying. Yeah, the hound dog. He's bored. Oh, too bad for him.

So that's going to be interesting because we're going to do it as a hot date, and I'm going to peg him one-on-one so I get the feel of it. So when we do videotape, it doesn't look awkward. You know, see if he's available tonight. Oh, that's such short notice. I don't hate to... See if he's available. He'd come over. He loves fucking you. We do have a lot of fun, too. Yeah. Oh. Excellent while we're on the air. Yeah, I think I will. But, yeah, so that's going to be an interesting date. You guys will go out and go back to his place and do that in private so I don't have to watch it.

Well, you're going to have to... I really... I know. I dread watching that. Oh, stop it. If he enjoys it, who cares? It's not something I enjoy. Well, you don't. It's not all about you, Vince. It's not all about you. Well, when did that happen? Not about me. When did not about me happen? I don't remember that ever. I can't put my glasses on with my headphones off. You take your headphones off. You don't have to hear me. Yeah, I don't want to hear you anyway. You don't listen to me anyway, more importantly. What did you say? Exactly. But, yeah, it's, you know, be interesting.

You guys, well, again, the thing is, when I said to you about the hot date for that, it was a matter of, like, since it's something new for you to do, and you've had a few people now ask you to do that with them, you can work out the you getting used to it. The logistics, too. So I don't have to see more than I have to see, in all fairness. I understand. I mean, okay, once you get it down to what you need to do, okay, let's just do it and get it over with. I don't have to sit there and like, oh, my God, she's struggling to get it in his ass. Oh, my God. Exactly.

She's like, oh, I don't know what to do with that. It's like, you know, again, like you talked about years ago, someone had said something about it. And you're like, I don't know if I feel comfortable, you know, fucking someone with a strap on. I don't know what they like, how deep they want it and how fast they want it or whatever. Yeah, I'm definitely not comfortable with that. And so it's like, yeah, it's not more, I don't want to watch more of that than I have to. Okay. I understand, Mr. Cameraman. You know, I'm sorry. It just doesn't float your boat. I get it. Yeah.

Like years ago, you did that thing with that one guy, Spanky. Well, you nicknamed him Spanky. That obviously wasn't his name. I don't know his name. I don't need to know his name. When he came in wearing a cock cage, I was like, oh, my God. He got an eight-inch dildo in his ass. And then that whole electrode thing. What was that? It was some kind of a... I don't know. I wasn't there. I was on the other side of the curtain. I just had the camera on a tripod. You just push play, and I'm done. I just, yeah, just let me know when you're done. I'll edit the video later.

Those who are into it, great. God bless you, man. That's great. You go with what gets you there. That's not my gig. I don't know. I mean. Not my bag, baby. It's not your bag, baby. I get it. You know what? I wasn't, you know, anal grew on me. So I'm trying to say, I know. Receiving. Receiving. Yeah, it kind of grew on me. For the longest time, you were like, I don't want any part of anal. Yeah, and then. And now it's like, you know, someone, you know, you just talk to someone online. It's like, well, we can stick your dick in my ass. Jesus Christ. Hi, how are you? Put your dick in my ass.

It's like, oh, my God. Skip the front door and go right in the back. Do you almost prefer that over vaginal? It depends on the length. Size. Yeah. Like we talked about, it's a bigger channel. It's a longer channel. Yeah. Like some guys like to keep hitting my freaking. Yeah, your vagina. My vagina. Vagina. I keep hitting my cervix and then it irritates my bladder, so I'd rather have it, if you go in the back door... There's no... Yeah, there's no... It's not like a bottomless pit, obviously. It gets your lower intestine first, yeah. Yeah, so there's more room.

Actually, it's not as uncomfortable. Especially if they're doing like doggy. It's like, goddamn, you're like poking the fuck out of my goddamn bladder. Stop i'm not the p you make me have to pee that's a good point so if they go in the back door as long as they're not i think you've almost had more orgasms anally than you have vaginally well i don't know about that there's more room to play up front when he's in the back door just saying okay it's like if you have a i'm not I don't want to get too technical. You have a penis going into my vagina.

There's only like a fraction of an inch or half an inch between where the penis is and the top of my clitoris. Okay. So it's hard to get a toy in there. But you're in the back door, you got, you know, three and a half inches. You haven't done any DP with a toy and someone in your ass, have you? I've tried. Who was I with? Whatever. You haven't. Yeah, I was with somebody. So you have to try doing that more. Yeah, that's a good idea. Get me used to it. I do want to do double penetration sometimes. Well, we have a guy who wants to do DP with you.

There's a lot of guys that want to do DP, and they don't freaking show up. They talk big, but then they sit there and say, oh, if you bring somebody else over, I don't want to be here. I can't. No. That was for a threesome. Yeah, one guy, yeah. Yeah. Well, we have a few guys say, I won't do threesomes. Yeah. I understand that. That's fine. Yeah. But the guys that want to do double penetration, they're obviously okay with it because it is double penetration. And one guy canceled on us.

So that's the night we did that crazy massage by the fire pit yep that ended up being very hot i did anal with him that's very messy and slippery yeah i watched that video and i was like yeah this is really hot yeah we should have called him earlier oh it's sunday too he would have been off text him no i just texted the other guy okay Did you hear from him? No. Oh, I'm sorry. Why don't you get in late? I'm going to let my dog out with it. I'll put him on the lead. And just let him go? Yeah, just come back if you want to. Oh, my goodness. I hope you don't want to. I know. He's so annoying.

Well, do you want to wrap this up? Oh, stop. Just leave the dog alone. He gets so bored and he cries all the time. He's a big, strong dog and he's just so feminine. You just don't like him, do you? I love him, but he's feminine. No, he's just. They cut his nuts off and he's feminine. But he's a big, strong dog. Not as strong as me. No. He's tried. Yeah. He has gone against me and lost. But, I mean, we've had other dogs at his weight, and he is. Oh, he's strong. He's strong. He is strong. You know, he's come after me a few times and lost.

He's sitting there looking at us, like, wagging his tail, like, cool. What the fuck are you guys talking into those things for? Yeah. Can I eat them? Or chew them up, or scratch them, or just destroy them? Can I can i smell them oh that's more like it yeah his nose is a well he's a hound dog all right so now we're oh yeah sorry he's a coon hound and he's driven by smell so um but uh yeah so topic was uh cougars and older and younger So we agreed that it's not necessarily overly creepy. If it's an older man, younger woman, it needs to be an older man and a woman within 15 years.

Okay, you want to put an age limit on it? Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, when they're like too young. Like even if I see the guy my age with a guy that I've been with their age, like a 30 in other words if he's 35 he could be a 20 year old hmm well there's yeah i guess that's fine yeah it's fine i'm not saying it you know i'm just saying but it's not as creepy because he's almost it depends what he looks like at 35 you know so but uh 25, and she's 25. If they're 65, and she's 25. Ooh, that is, this is going to sound very, very, yeah, there's definitely double standard.

This is going to sound double standard-ish. That sounds very creepy, and I look back, and I'm like, wait a minute, I'm almost that age, and I've been with people almost that. Yeah, that same age group. That's right, yeah. So is that creepy for me too? Okay, now. I don't feel like it's creepy. If the guy is in great shape and doesn't look 65. And he looks more like 45? Yeah. Then I, you know what? It's less creepy. Okay. It's less creepy. Okay. Is that a double standard? Are we really that shallow? Are we really that shallow? I'm just, no, I'm just going.

If you no i'm just going to just look at appearance okay you know people have to do what is good for them yeah you know i mean if a woman is 65 and i don't find 65 that old anymore no i certainly don't 65 but we go with the stereotypical thought of a 65 year old okay and then we look at a guy, a young guy who's 25. You sit there and go, ooh. Ooh, that's creepy. Okay. And again, most 25-year-olds would not go for it. Yeah. Now, you're 62. Yes. I don't anticipate in three years, yours is going to be a major change in the way you look. I just hope it gets better. We can hope.

Well, I'm working on it, so. Yeah, yeah. It's a constant effort. Oh, yes is for everybody um so okay you're 62 62 and a 25 year old we've seen it we've seen it yeah it looks good it looks okay yeah it looks okay it's like well you know i think of that little middle thing i gotta do more crunches more crunches. But yeah, it looks okay. You've got to stop eating carbs. Yeah, for sure. Carbs are the enemy. Tell me about it. I can't eat carbs. Nope, not at all. I actually eat better than you do. Yes, you do. When it comes to carbs, you absolutely do. Yeah, I do. I eat better than everything.

I don't, you know. You don't eat enough vegetables. How many vegetables do you eat? I take my balance of nature. So do I. Okay, then there you go. And I eat vegetables when I'm with my, I'm a day caregiver for my great aunt, so I have a vegetable with her. And her great aunt is 103. 103, so yeah, there we go. Oh, God. And she's rocking and rolling, baby. You should see her like fly across the room. She's rolling, she's rocking. Yeah, well, she's still getting around, so.

You got buzzer, she's, you's rocking she's still getting around so you gotta buzz her she's you know you can tell you can tell she's starting except for the short term memory she's in better shape than I'm in she's starting to use her walker more and more so I'm going with the short term memory I can use a walker from time to time I had a walker for a short bit when I came from the hospital a year and a half ago. Yeah, so did I. When I got my hip replaced, I'd use a walker to get around. But yeah, I get it. We'll have to deep end on that one. That's so sexy.

Let's go with, it's better for the woman to be older than the man and the playmate to be. Okay, let's look at the alternative. Oh my God, there's an alternative. I thought you were wrapping this up. How about older man, younger man? Older man, younger man, like together? Oh, like a gay, like a homosexual relationship? I wasn't sure where you're going with that. Huh. In all fairness, almost looks creepy.

Same as with the lesbian scenario older woman younger one a little creepy i i don't know why just visually i'm not saying it is visually it appears homosexual relationships like when i think of homosexual women i think of two fairly good-looking guys who are attracted to each other but you know just happen to be attracted the guy, but they're usually, like, relatively the same age. Okay. Like, in music.

guys who are attracted to each other but you know just happen to be attracted to the guy but they're usually like uh relatively same age okay like in movies like porn i've seen and stuff they're usually the same age i think it ventures into that whole thing of um like the rich person the rich older person take you wanting... Taking advantage of a poor younger person? Okay, so now, what was the other... I just thought of it a second ago, the other scenario with this. Oh, balls. But it was the same, you know, kind of concept, but fuck, that pisses me off. I shouldn't be day drinking.

It's not, it's... Well, I've been drinking since one. Oh, I know the time. And it's now 4.30. Yeah. 4.30-ish. Yeah. But, yeah, it's the whole... I mean, again, if people are happy and consenting and of age, I don't care. Yeah, we happy. But on the outside, I see what you're saying about it. There's a little more, I don't know, creepier with an older... It visually appears. I'm not saying it is. Yeah, it just visually appears. As long as everyone is consenting and stuff, it's fine. We're expressing our opinion. That's all it is. Yeah. It's not...

All the homosexual relationships I know of friends who are in the same age group. Maybe a couple years older. Like six years. There was a client I had some years ago that was obviously very flamboyant. I can't say he was gay, but I would say he was very flamboyant. He dressed very flamboyant. He had an assistant that he had dressed in a very flamboyant way. His assistant was dressed exactly like him. And by this, I mean this gentleman wore... They both wore the same pants, the same shirt. Let me go over the description here. Okay.

The gentleman, the older gentleman, was wearing very bright colored pastel suits with ruffled shirts oh no like going out with the 70s 70s yeah like going to your prom ruffle shirts bell bottoms oh and his assistant were the exact same outfits. I remember you telling me this story. That is creepy. Now that is creepy. I'm sorry, that's creepy. I can't mention the name. We always use the acronym when we've talked about it in the past of Die Hard with Hans Gruber. You remember him talking about that? Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about. It's not Hans Gruber.

I don't remember his assistant dressing just like him. Oh, I do, yeah. It was like mini-me in a creepy sexual, homosexual way, but creepy. Yeah. That is creepy. It did appear creepy. Yeah. I didn't even know if anything was going on between them. I can't say it did, but the fact that they dressed it like was a little creepy. Yeah, that's creepy. I mean, I understand dress codes, but that's... No, a dress code would be, okay, you wear a shirt and tie, you know, and a suit jacket. Or khakis and whatever. But these guys were wearing, like... Especially a suit like that. I don't remember the...

This was like... And I don't mean this in a derogatory way. This was like a 1970s Puerto Rican wedding. And they're all groomsmen. Well, you can say anything about the 70s. That was huge. Those ruffled shirts. I think it's Chico and the Man. You know, when the character Chico wore like the ruffled shirt, the pastel two of them and they're dressed alike and it's i want to think it was a wedding party but this is like every day his assistant it's like why are they dressing exactly like you know oh man these are not outfits you buy off the rack. These are, you know.

It's when you find a thrift shop, maybe. But again, that might get into that whole power play kind of a thing. Power exchange. The dom something. You dress like me. I'm the boss. As long as everyone is consenting end of age, I'm okay with it. What you do is you do you. God bless you. That's not me, but you do you. That's definitely not me. Anyway, all right. So we more than killed that topic. Oh my God. I forgot all about that little walk down memory lane. Oh, I'm in therapy still for that. Oh, my God. God. Yeah. Oh, geez. Yeah. Okay, thank you for that. Yeah.

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