This podcast features a conversation between the host, Donna Lynn, her husband Vince, and their guest, Sean. They discuss various aspects of the swinger lifestyle, including their experiences, preferences, and fetishes. Sean shares that he has been in the lifestyle for about five years and has had both positive and negative experiences as a single male. They also touch on topics such as orgies, gang bangs, and the appeal of older women. Sean mentions a negative experience with a woman who became overly attached and stalked him. The hosts emphasize the importance of clear communication and boundaries in the lifestyle.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donnalyn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. I'm here again with my wonderful husband, Vince. Oh, you're going to tell me shit.
Yes, but it's going to be better now because i have a really nice good friend sean with us tonight so say hello sean hello first time on a podcast as you know oh no oh you were a podcast virgin but now you're not i popped that cherry maybe I should say we popped that cherry I can only talk about being on the podcast. I have video proof that I have no part in anything else. I appreciate both. Both jesters. Yeah, well, Sean was over here, and we had some fun earlier, didn't we? Oh, yes, we did. Some very nice, erotic fun. That was quite a surprise. You kept saying, oh, yeah, you're teasing me.
And after the podcast, it's going to be round two? Round two. Absolutely. I just had to recharge, put an iPhone charger. Yeah, yeah. So we had some dinner and some drinks, and we'll be hitting it hard after the podcast. But, you know, while we're here, we can, you know. Pick his brain. Yeah, that's what we're going to be doing, picking his brain. That's the only thing I'm picking. So I know you're in the lifestyle because that's how we contacted you. But how long have you been in the lifestyle?
I've been in the lifestyle about say going on five years no that's that's a good time that's respectable yeah you know i mean you're a single male yes have you had a lot of luck as a single male i have had a lot of luck as a single male but again like sometimes you'll meet good people sometimes you'll meet bad people well we're sorry about that oh yeah we take that back sorry i mean i know you looked at me you said good people and then you looked at donna said bad people no i don't no i didn't well i don't think i'll be sucking your dick a second time i don't in that case you're great people are you talking to him or me either or the dick stopping the dick sucking will stop now in that case donna you are great people i made the wings yeah well you're a great person too absolutely okay let's check it i stopped and bought the extra vodka today too oh man she's a great great person great person too, huh?
Absolutely. Okay, let's check it. I stopped and bought the extra vodka today too. Oh, man. Great person, great person. See, he has great personality. I cover the important parts. The food and the alcohol. You're just the entertainment. I am. Oh, man. I'm just a multitude of holes to stick your dick into. We know how that is. That's, you know, that's the cherry on top. That cherry's been gone, buddy. That cherry's been gone a long time. The tree died. It's been uprooted. It's been, the stump's been gone. It's been fucking paved over. It's a parking lot. It's a parking lot. That's okay.
We're good. I'm good with that. Thank you, Vince.
I love you love you or is it a golf course with all sorts of holes you have all sorts of men putting things in your home putting their balls in your home i didn't have a problem bringing my nine on there no you didn't no trouble at all whatever it takes right i didn't measure i'm not going to yeah my throat's still sore as well as other parts of me chloroceptic too as well you know i'm not i'm not sucking your dick back right gargle with colisterine not doing it there was actually years ago um that porn star maryland chambers people she had a column like you could write for sexual advice oh yeah and one of the things somebody had written to her about um how to stop being a premature ejaculator and she you know said someone had told her to use like ambasol or something like that because it helps deaden the feeling don't don't do that sean you lasted a good long time i don't want to numb dick yeah it's gonna be honest it was like an hour and a half later it's like the problem was that you said the problem is the guy would put it on his dick and would damn dog um would would the woman right and now it's on the inside of the woman's and now she goes numb so now you're both like you know you're with no feeling like fucking with novocaine it is well a lot of people there back in the day this is and don't do this this is i don't condone condone this but people put uh cocaine on the head of their dicks like just a little bit there to numb it up a little bit rock hard numb cop yeah it's like slam in a desk drawer oh that sounds like fun let's do that we should do a whole show on how you can punish your penis.
You know? Like, oh, I'm going to pierce the head of my dick. I'm going to drive a nail through it and then put a ring in it. You know? It's like, oh, I'm going to put cocaine on my dick. Oh, I'm going to dip mine in Drano. Oh, I'm going to, you know? These guys who are like these crazy fucks who cut their own dick off, not going through a transition, but they're just like, oh, my penis is bad.
know did you like then they've had crazy people in prison do that i've heard of them castrating themselves but not no no they've actually cut their own dick off yeah oh no that's just yeah i'm just my just went like shriveled up what about your cocks guys they just kind of like curled up inside yeah yeah be honest life is just not worth living is just not worth living without your dick i mean i might not be overly happy with it but i'm not gonna punish it absolutely no no i mean what did what did it do to you that you have to cut it cut it off really yeah i don't know i don't get that penis is a wonderful thing it is a wonderful thing it gives me a lot of joy yeah i think our dog wants to be on the podcast you got something to See you next time.
Penis is a wonderful thing. It is a wonderful thing. It gives me a lot of joy. I think our dog wants to be on the podcast. You got something to say? He goes, I'm nutless. My balls were cut off. I didn't have a choice. I can put my two cents in there. I didn't have a choice. They took my nuts. They took my nuts right off. Went to sleep and woke up nutless. It's called marriage. Honey, I let you do whatever you want to do. You are not nutless, so don't even go there. Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye. Honey, I let you do whatever you want to do. You are not nutless, so don't even go there.
He loves you. He can love me after the podcast. He can love you tomorrow. But anyway, we've got to get that studio done. Every time we do a podcast, it's the same thing. It's like, yeah, we've got to get that done. So you've been in it for five years. What's the best experience you've had? The best experience. I've got to think on that one. Because, you know, I had a lot of good experience, but to think on the best experience. I'm right here with a good experience. Yes. By far, Donna's the best experience. I'm only kidding. Hang on a second.
Hang second hang on okay now you can really tell us we're experiencing some microphone problems technical difficulties but that's okay john you can tell us your experience i'll try to work donna's problem out over here the best experience that i had so far i would have to say orgies and gangbangs at best experience the best experience I have so far. Because you also, you get to perform and also watch, you know, other people perform. Sure. So it's like, it's kind of eternal for me to see that. Oh, yeah. Do you think we can do something like that? Okay, so what is your fetish? My fetish?
Like, Donna likes to be an exhibitionist. a photographer and videographer I'm a voyeur you know I mean Donna I like having my hair pulled I do love that pull it harder trust me I know harder harder I would say my fetish the next time you start bitching everyone just pull your hair didn't that make you happy no absolutely I would say my fetish I'll see you next time you start bitching, I'm going to just pull your hair. Didn't that make you happy? No. Absolutely. I would say my fetish, probably me on like five or ten women. Oh. So you like to do that one.
But you only take care of one or two at a time. No, listen, you got to have multiple strokes. He's a multitasker. Multitasker. He's still relatively young he has a spine that can take it got the energy for it you talk to me when you're 57 yeah God help you keep taking your vitamins that's all I can say I can tell you what not to do I'm pretty open though I didn't have sex a lot of places I don't mind being watched filmed of course obviously Thank you very much. I can tell you what not to do. Yeah. I'm pretty open, though. Like, I didn't have sex a lot of places.
And, you know, I don't mind being watched, filmed, of course, obviously. But, you know, I'm pretty open. That's cool. But there's not, like, one particular thing that just, like, let's pretend you're going to watch porn and masturbate. What do you watch? I like older women. I like older women, so I like to watch older women. Younger men over older women. Good point older women, so I like to watch older women. Younger men over women. Good point. Good answer there. Good answer. You're not that old, though. I got 20 years on you. Come on. I do like that, though, you know, to see that older women.
Well, I've said on the show quite a few times that younger women are great to look at. Yeah.
But a mature woman that can take care of herself and everything else and they fuck better absolutely absolutely they know how to fuck they know how to give pleasure know how to receive pleasure young ones are just like yeah we fucked okay yeah i mean let's give it up one time for donald Sean, here's your 20 bucks Here's your money That's the 20 i had to pay you oh well there you go it comes around goes around hun i see nice that's how it is so what was the worst experience you had oh yeah that's that's frightening the worst experience that i had so far was this girl named anna day i ain't gonna put a name out there but if she's listening she know who i'm talking about but um i got some friends of mine they're in a lifestyle as well so they introduced me to a single female i was in the lifestyle so you know it started off as lifestyle play but then i guess her feelings got involved and stuff like that so i'm just you know trying to explain to her like i'm in a lifestyle like i don't want a girlfriend i want to be single i live alone i'm not trying to so she just wanted so much more than that so it just came to a whole situation that she just like calling my phone every day why you can't why we can't be in a relationship this down the third whatever so she ended up actually checking herself into like a hospital like a like a psychic hospital but i'm just i'm not saying it was all because of me but it was just like it just became real stalkerish like and i'm just like i'm like so drama free laid back but it became like real stalkerish so i had to like fall back that was so far like the worst situation i had because she just she knew i parked my truck she popping up while i parked my truck why can't we be together why can't we do this like you i'm just i'm trying to there's no other way for me to tell you that i don't want a relationship which i told you that when we first started dealing with each other but it just became real stalkerish i had to change my phone number yeah it was it was real crazy now that you met donna you might want to do that again.
Oh, come on. I'm giving Donna the email too. Yeah, it's a shame that some people, we've seen it on both sides, men and women, get real clingy like that, like other friends. She met a guy in the lifestyle and he had to find out where she lived, found out her last name. And she told him, look, I'm married. We can't, you know, you got to be discreet. And he just didn't. Oh, my God. He found out where she lived and went to drive by. And it was like, dude. And just stop it there. Oh, yeah, yeah, stop.
But I'm seeing more and more people, single people, mostly women on, on SOS that they actually have their profile reading, like they're looking for relationships. Like they're looking at that, like a dating site, it's like, no, it's a booty call site, it's not a dating site, man. For the most part, yeah. Well, here's the thing, you can have your cake and eat it too. You can have a nice time with a person and have sex with them, and then that's it. You know, there's no strings attached. Wouldn't it be more like pie? Well, pie, cake, whatever. Cream pie.
If you want to do something social together, you can. Absolutely. There's that understanding that, you know, sex. Afterwards, we're going to fuck. Afterwards, we're going to fuck. And guess what?
You don't have to buy me jewelry and schmooze me and flowers and all that nonsense take me out you have to yeah he's he's yeah he's a flower he's a flower guy there's nothing wrong with it nothing wrong with it you don't get to go out with this and not shower me with this oh and chocolates and this okay bikini season's gonna be okay sugar-free chocolates okay demanding too yeah i'm nice yeah when you're this kind of eye candy oh yeah i gain weight just looking at them because of the calories oh they're so sweet that's right yeah that's what i was thinking don't don't forget handsome what i have goes beyond handsome oh yeah okay let's i know that it's okay let's move along here wow i love you dear there's few men in the world that i could do anything that i really want to do and have your approval i guess i don't know there's a website full of No, I don't think so.
I mean, they say they are, but I don't think that they'd be like that. Maybe. I don't know. I mean, it's nice that the only thing we have to be is honest with each other. That's it. It's like if I want to go play with somebody or go on a hot date. I love you. Hey, I'm going to have some fun with this gentleman. No, never had anyone better than you. Oh, stop it. So how about you guys? Do you like playing more with single guys or couples or single females? Well, funny you ask. Okay.
As much as I joke around about being as good looking as I think I am, I mean, I put brown paper over all the mirrors. Oh, yeah. We've talked about this on the podcast before. We've met couples and we've played with couples. But we've had some experiences where people would text us through the website or message us, whatever you call it, like, oh, we'd love to play with her, but not him. Yeah, they're very rude. We went out to dinner with one couple, and it was just a meet, you know, just going out to dinner, some drinks, and just we met. We're having a nice evening.
It wasn't supposed to be anything more than that.
We walk out the parking lot to say goodbye and um you know he comes over he shakes my hand goes over gives donna a hug and a kiss and she comes over and gives donna a hug and a kiss and she just walks away didn't come over and shake my hand i don't need a kiss or just okay i might not be your cup of tea i get it you know i might be just too goddamn good looking for you i get it i'm intimidating you know i couldn't approach me without a pitchfork and a flaming torch but you know couples are definitely like we've said before a different dynamic because like you said vince like everybody has to be attracted or trusting the other person you know i have to be attracted to him and her because i'm by him i'm fine with that and vince has to be attracted to her but trust the husband with me so there's that whole it's a different i can't go back to prison i've reached my limit on killing people so you hear that no taking one for the team that's enough we don't take one for the team no absolutely if it's not both of us then forget it we even had one time again we talked about this was a couple we knew um they had a picnic it was a vanilla picnic but there's a couple a few of us there that were lifestyle people everyone had kind of left it was just the four of us and they had wanted me to take pictures of them so i did and donna jumped in the three of them were having fun taking a bunch of photos and photos.
And I put the camera down, get ready to jump in. All of a sudden, the wife jumps up, starts going to jump. Okay, well, that was enough. Yep. It's like, all right. So they kind of escorted us to the door. Not like we did anything wrong, other than, okay, my turn to join. I got a peck on the cheek from her, and I got a kick in the ass at the door. a kick in the ass. We've had a lot more luck with single guys, I think. But now we go to these house parties and the women are waiting for me. It's fucked up. They heard you the Oral King. That's what they say, I don't know.
He's very attentive, let's put it that way. Practiced. Practiced, okay, okay, you can put it that way.
Like we missed the party last night just because life is just way too hectic right now and i feel you're kind of bad but i wouldn't have been on my game we got some kind words so we got some kind words from people saying that that you know they were going to miss us and like the the one couple you know he had said that his uh girlfriend is was counting on seeing me again and everything she's a lot of fun so and so it's uh yeah so uh so how do y'all feel about uh profile pictures in the way somebody actually do not look like being catfished basically it does happen from time it happened to me a couple times too that's why i asked like how do you feel about being catf the whole profile picture thing is for me first of all i feel if you're mature enough to play the game put your picture up there don't blur your face don't put an emoji over it yeah if you're going to play the game if you're mature enough to participate participate absolutely you know i mean um and then when it's not them well now all of a sudden i got a level of distrust with you You know, I mean, someone sits when it's not them, well, now all of a sudden I got a level of distrust with you.
Yeah. You know? Sure. I mean, someone sits there and says, hey, I'm drug and disease free. Well, are you? You know, you were a redhead with big tits, and now you're, you know, a blonde with no tits. Yeah, absolutely. It's like, what happened to that person? Well, that wasn't me. I don't want people finding out. Well, you know, I don't trust you.
Yeah yeah there's definitely a trust factor there and who's gonna really see these pictures I mean really I mean it's not out there for everybody to see I don't understand why people just don't that's the thing and that's the thing like one thing I've like noticed about the lifestyle I don't know if y'all know this too it's kind of like a secret society like only people in a lifestyle know that people in a lifestyle it's's not like you'll be in the supermarket somewhere. Somebody, oh, I know you from SLS or FetLife or whatever. You feel what I'm saying?
But it's like a secret society of just, the lifestyle has its own community. Oh, yeah, absolutely. So it's like, that's why I don't understand why a lot of people would be like a bloody face out or don't want to put their pictures up.
And it's because I've seen some profiles that have like yo if you don't have a picture up send one or have your pictures open or we're not interested but they don't have their pictures open or you can't see their face it's like how you demanding something that you're not even doing I didn't even understand that like it's just it's crazy well they have like a little icon of just that person and they have no pictures up with that little icon thing that just shows you have an account, but there's no pictures there.
And it's like you're reaching out to us when you don't even have any pictures at all up. That's crazy. A lot of times I block them. If they have no pictures in their profile, and they reach out to us, I'm like, no, man, I don't trust you. Straight catfish. We expect a gazetteette of somebody. You just don't know who he's like. It's sort of like porn. Everybody thinks that, oh, my God, I'm going to get outed. You're not breaking the law. Absolutely. Who's going to know? It's like, okay, first of all, if they're on the Swinger website and they see you, they're probably a Swinger, too. Yeah.
the same with porn if they see you doing porn guess what they're watching porn and again absolutely you get into the whole thing you know i mean i don't know who goes to the malls anymore if anybody um but you're walking around a shopping center or a grocery store or something and somebody passes you would you really recognize i mean like okay let's pretend a porn star female i guarantee she doesn't go to the grocery stores all the makeup on that she's wearing in her pictures and video absolutely so chances are you're not going to recognize her absolutely yeah what donna used to look like when she was dancing versus what she looks like normally it's like night and day you would recognize her's only four foot eleven there's not you know that's a you know i thought it was four foot two but great well yeah hey blowjob like yeah she only had to get on the knees for blowjob to stand right in front of you no i had to get on my knees smart you're bitching or bragging right yeah i hung down that low you know big old old dick just saying you're talking about him but you looked at me when you said big old oh i'm sorry i'm sorry she she's putting extra spice on it i have like a vienna sauce oh stop with the vienna sausage you know the little one that come out the can so we know exactly what you mean it came out of a can went into my can too absolutely but um but no the whole thing people it's like it's you're not breaking the law so you're a swinger so what what you do what you and your wife do or you do is is your business absolutely people think because you're a swinger you fuck everybody or anybody before yeah you know it's just like okay i stopped at traffic who can i fuck here yeah it's not a role you know and me personally for me like to fuck i gotta be physically attracted to you for one and also personality like i gotta be able to get along with you have a conversation you know right yeah it's like okay like i see i could hang out with these people inside the bedroom and outside the bedroom like normal people stuff like that so I think people just put too much emphasis on the discretion which like again SLS and swingers that's a society of its own so it's like there's a lot of people that you could talk to this day like you know about SLS what the hell is that exactly you know about what is that like you know what I'm saying and there's more than one swinger site oh yeah we just we just say swing lifestyle probably a dozen or more yeah absolutely that's one of the most popular ones is yeah and you just can't i know they do have free accounts but you have to create an account and if you you know these are a lot of them are like ours is a paid membership we have a lifetime membership so you just can't like waltz in there as a somebody under the age of 18 and just look at this stuff you have there's a lot more going on generally you're really erotic pictures you put unlocked yeah absolutely so you have to unlock them yeah so there's you know if all of a sudden you see your you know your uh sister-in-law is like you know saying hi on the website you know you know it's like oh hey i unlocked it so you can see my husband's cock you know you might maybe i don't know these pictures that are in the front though have to be pg and we were they're supposed to be they're supposed to be but i'm seeing some of that yeah someone slipped through that used to be no nudity at all yeah as it should now well i mean if you're in a swinger site you have a membership if you have a membership i don't have a problem with that what i have a problem with is like if anybody can go into the Thank you.
Well, I mean, if you're in a swinger site, you have a membership. If you have a membership, I don't have a problem with that. What I have a problem with is, like, if anybody can go into the – create an account, a free account, and then just be able to, you know, peruse the entire site, what are they going to see? I don't know. I'm always on the back end of it. No, you're only going to see what they don't have locked. Oh, okay. So that stuff should be PG or, you know.
So, I mean, if people are going to be on a swinger site okay put just a couple head shots there's not giving head but yeah you know face photos how's that face not facial photos but just like nice nice put a couple of those unlocked and everything else put behind where someone has to ask permission to see exactly we personally don't give per se, don't give two fucks. No, we don't. But I mean, if somebody has that concern, I get it. But I've never been outed on this site. Nobody's come up to me in the grocery store and said, hey, you know, I saw you in SLS. I saw you by the pineapples.
But that's the thing. You turn this pineapple upside down.
I noticed you were looking at the pineapple upside down and the thing is like even if they was to come up to you and mention that apparently you want sls too so it's like that's what we were saying you're out with me you're outing yourself so you know so it's like so what are you doing friday night absolutely absolutely but you know like yeah so i don't know it's sometimes it just get it'd be weird to me because it'd be a lot of i see some people that'd be so demanding on stuff on there it's like you don't even you can't even see who you are you want this height oh my god this picture open if you don't mess with this this down the third uh it's just be i'd be like you know what i'm just gonna swipe yeah i can't totally bash those people because you know people reach out to us and i say in our profile that we shoot content absolutely and you're gonna have to sign release yeah and i get people like oh hey man let's let's hook up let's meet da and then i'll email them back because i realized they didn't and i'm like are you okay with shooting video and signing release well no man i just want to fuck well then you didn't read my profile so it tells me you don't you know you're not attentive so goodbye absolutely yeah yeah when someone sits there and says hey i'd love to meet you guys and i'm okay with video all right we can talk for them go ahead and raise my hand there you go because you read the profile absolutely i don't understand why people don't read profiles that's the most important thing find out what these people what they're looking for am i what they're looking for because for the most part people just i think look at pictures yeah that's what i was thinking they just look at pictures they're hot let's start just gonna reach out to them hey want to fuck tonight yeah and also that's another thing too like that i heard a lot of stories about like a lot of guys with like single guys for instance or maybe not so single guys but they like just vocally like yo what you doing let's fuck tonight sending cockpitches and all that stuff like that like how do you feel about the approach as far as when somebody message you guys like do you know have fun to play with you guys something like that like how do you feel about the approach like because i hear stories that's like you know they sending cockpitches i want the night some people may like it but i you know you know just had that last night yep yeah two guys um nothing not trying i'm not trying to not trying to sound pompous or anything they weren't they weren't head turners so whichever two guys that did that last night this is about you yeah i mean they reached out first of all again like one of the first things that i admired about you is after i gave you donna's phone number to text her you're like hey man i'm texting her is that okay and i'm like i gave you the number and you're like hey man i just want to make sure we're good and it was respecting and man i love I love that.
I didn't get a single cock pick either. Oh, no, I don't do that. Unless you ask for it, then I do it, but I'm not just going to. So I had no idea of his Vienna sausage. Yeah, it's small. You don't got to put me on blast like that, but it's small. If yours is a Vienna sausage, I don't even want to know what mine is.
I don't want to what a real sausage is when you like drag it on the ground they don't have to call you tripod you have to bring one of those microscope dishes things in the bedroom if yours is a vienna sausage oh my god um no so right off the bat when like we've had guys text you know messages like oh i'll fuck your wife that's the first message i'll fuck your wife how's like you know dude i don't need someone to fuck my wife absolutely you know you're a rude motherfucker off the bat you think i'm gonna trust you with my wife yeah a lot yeah you know i mean so these two guys the other night um one did address being on video you know but it was the way he said it wasn't cool and the other guy was just like hey how about we just have a spontaneous let's go out get a couple drinks then we go fuck block yeah dude and again i i'm not trying to sound pompous one being a voyeur it has to be someone that i want to see my wife with absolutely okay um because it has to be someone i know that she's going to be having fun with if she's not having fun isn't turned on how is that erotic to me exactly absolutely yeah you know it's like it's like well i want to watch my wife lay on a bed of nails that'll be erotic yeah wait you might like that hold on a minute here now let me get my sharpener out but it's like if you're if you know if your partner's not having fun how can you have fun absolutely yeah you know it's just you know so it's got to be someone that's going to be in her wheelhouse something she's i know she's attracted to it's like would i make her a meal i know she doesn't eat yeah you know why would i do that yeah and i think like a lot a lot of times being as you know the swingers swing a sight a lot of guys just think it's just about fucking so they lose a lot of respect in the way of getting to that you know because a lot of times like me personally i want to get in on you i want to sit down talk have fun to see you know yeah we had a great time personality is also attractive as well as sexually you feel what i'm saying yeah you know if you if you can't then i got like i asked don i said you know i'm glad i didn't disappoint do i look like my pictures and stuff like that because you know you'll get catfish and a lot of stuff like that but a lot of guys are going to site and just thinking they want to get straight to your dick picture uh like i fucker just that they're like you do you look exactly like tom hanks i appreciate it you know i mean at said oh yeah absolutely i was going for brad pitt but you know tom hanks when he was younger not now cute pictures it's like wow you get to tom hanks yeah exactly you know i was going for brad pitt but i take time your hair is way too short to be brad pitt i'm sorry not even when he was in troy you know you don't know what we have hector yeah was his hair short no it wasn't sure okay you know that was one of my favorite movies yeah he had longer hair that was one of my favorite movies what's in the fox oh no seven seven's my favorite movie with him oh seven yeah that's a uh we like psychological horrors and psychological guys no more rum and coke i have a couple of rum and i feel sorry guys psychological yeah horrors he was great and i went don't look in the box what's in the box don't look don't look at me so donna question for you uh oh i have a quick oh yeah absolutely absolutely does she need paper to to do the math this this is it this is an easy one this is train leaves boston oh my god stop it so so shooting content right have have it been times like that you've been more attractive to the to like you know different guys that you shot content with or like like what is your type of guy that you content with like your perfect type of guy that you have you could pick one today well his name would be sean i'm just gonna raise my hand and he's wearing a baseball hat and he have facial hair just a little bit you know a little bit a little vienna sauce yeah a little vienna sauce you know you know i i get with somebody personality and everything else it's like they could be a little overweight they could be like not you know perfect otherwise and that doesn't bother she has it over here it's perfect exactly my husband everything else is don't have to look no more yeah everything more everything else is you know something to occupy your time absolutely it's the energy you have with that person sometimes um uh like while we're playing if it's somebody who's spontaneous like you were really spontaneous just flipping me this way that way put me to a pretzel if i'd gotten a duct tape in time we could have kept you there Oh, my God would have been so hot.
Duct tape, I just love it. I am pleased, you know. Gorilla tape. Gorilla tape. Yeah, that's spontaneity and people that can communicate and they can have some, that energy, that spark that you have between people. That's it. That's, that's a personality comes down to it and you have to be able to, um, I, I want to use the word articulate and then have a connection. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely connection. But people that are articulate, that's even more helpful. I mean, we've, we've had guys are certainly nice guys, good looking guys, but didn't open their mouth. Didn't know what they wanted.
Didn't, didn't know if I was giving it to them. I was like, a moan out of them i was like oh am i hurting okay and two the other thing is there's plenty of guys that have vienna sausages who don't know what to do with them they really don't sort of like me i apologize for that i mean i had the charts up on the wall yeah and i had the feet like foot one One, two, three, you had the feet, like foot one, two, three, you know? Absolutely. Cha, three, four, cha. Learned his new dance move, you know? Yeah, with it being a sausage. But no, that's one of the things we've discovered, too.
Just we've had a share of dicks. They don't know what to do. They don't know what to do with them. We even did a whole podcast, and so you have a big dick? Now what? Yeah. I mean, you at least, like, you moved around, you used oral, you talked dirty. I love that. You had the hair pulling. There's a lot more than just dick size that goes into having sex. Absolutely. There's a lot more.
And I was with one guy, a young guy, now he's 21, down by the pool, did not say so many guys so many guys yeah he had a big dick and he just like had his oh that guy yeah we were out on the love seat he put his arms on the side of the love seat and it was like that was it he did not say a word like just i'm here do me yeah i'm doing you a favor yeah it was most boring sex i've ever had with anybody bar none it was i'm off the list now good yeah you're second second to the bottom you have climbed the ladder there i'm getting closer to the top that's good that's good but it was terrible and there have been other guys that have you know just come on tell me what you need.
Tell me you want i like dirty talk i like feedback i'd like you know some kind of a rapport with somebody while i'm having their dick in my ass i want to know what the hell is going on absolutely you know what i'm saying does it feel good does it feel bad i mean that's important to me you know if you're and if i'm doing something you have your big cock in my mouth and or i'm sucking your balls and you're asking me, do you like that? You're like, you know, you want me to do this? You've got to carry on your conversation. I have to go let the dog out. They do this every time these dogs.
I'm letting the dog out. So, I mean, that's really important to have that kind of repertoire between people and have that connection and communication. There it is.
There's a word i was searching for communication is always key that's i mean how hard is that to to to convey to somebody look if somebody oh we were with a couple once now we've we said this story before and they were um it was it's kind of a long story but they they both got up at the same time and when they came back and they both started doing oral on us we almost screamed at the same time they put listerine strips in their mouth and then decided to do oral on us it was not good a communication and that would have been really helpful let me know something yeah it burned it burned it was terrible there's alcohol in there of course well hey could you imagine me doing a whole listerine thing gargoyle with listerine then going down on your cock would you like yeah or the hot sauce maybe oh hot sauce there we go that would just be so awesome i'm just gonna open up your pussy and sprinkle some hot sauce make me into some kind of odd weird disgusting taco it looked like a taco yeah put some hot sauce on my taco there you go absolutely a little fish taco with hot sauce yeah so how was your experience with me very good how was your experience watching recording rather good yeah no it was very hot footage again because one of the nice things um is that again you weren't stuck in like two positions right there's a lot of different positions so visually to the eye in video and even just as a voyeur it was very erotic and the fact how she was fucking screaming for you to pull her hair so she doesn't fake that shit no no the hair playing is really good i like that a lot i like it too you know last week it was something else this week it's hair pulling i don't know what was it last week i don't know what was it again well the other week it was hair pulling hair pulling and being banged hard in your ass it seems that wait well i think we're on a stretch yeah we're going to stretch here put a dick in your ass a hair yeah oh yeah hair pull that hair oh my god maybe it's a thing that opens the gate more oh that's what it does uh they're connected i should have known yes hair pulling and anal sex of course so what was the part you enjoyed about being with donna honestly all of it the ending i couldn't wait to get it done it's horrible I have to go to the car wash and power wash myself after this now he's like chicken wings at the end of this it's gonna be nice crispy chicken oh it was very good too but that's what his food honestly liked everything Like, Donna's very hot, very sexy.
suck a good dick pussy is extravagantly great tight love anal it's tight as well like she just she's just very hot you know i'm into older women so it's like oh i'm blushing i think i'm blushing am i blushing so every every part of it just definitely was you know like i i get more pleasure of pleasing the woman so as long as i know that you're being pleased and you know you know you you're reaching everything your climax and everything like that's what turns me on so yeah i can tell you perfect she had fun i had definitely had fun glad did you like the way you know i performed or ruin you or should i say ain't your pussy it It was very good.
It was like you slid your finger into my pussy. Oh, that's so good. Some guys, if you have too long a finger, sometimes it gets a little bit too much. But yours was just right. You just like tease the pussy first and slide your finger while you're flicking your tongue on my clit. It's like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. And let me tell you, yeah, deeper. Absolutely. I follow instructions as well, you know. Oh, yeah, you do. I'm pretty, like, I have said this a thousand times. If a woman wants an orgasm, you have to tell your partner what you want.
You have to, like, if he's, like, doing something you don't like, you don't tell him, like, ah, that feels like shit. You know, you just say, hey, how about if you do this?
So when you're blowing me next time i'm gonna go land rover oh i'm so turned on rolex i need a rolex that's what you need okay yeah yeah i'm right there baby i'm right there tell him what you want okay i need a dog that won't bother me he loves you so much you know he only now the other one comes over because she's jealous they only love you when you're doing something you need yeah things like when i don't need to pet them exactly so what is the like like, from your experience, do you like house parties more or club parties? No clubs. No clubs. We've had. We prefer one-on-one.
And small parties. Go out to a restaurant or come here or whatever. Like I said, you've seen the property. It's a pretty cool property. I love it.
Especially when the weather's nice, you know, we could do a fire pit down on the deck and go down the pool i mean fuck on the deck yeah there's i mean again we can play music as loud as we want no one cares yeah you know we can fucking hoot and hollar we had people out here on the we can't holler that much we had a couple came over when uh steven was here fan from ut from utah number one fan he they were out there and he was this woman so hard it sounded like a murder scene man i'm waiting for the i'm waiting for the cops to show the up i was like she had to put like a shirt in her mouth because she was so freaking loud it was like it was yeah it was insane it was loud i thought i was loud i'm nothing i'm quiet yeah compared to her yeah i was like the difference is your sound sounds like a siren her sound like someone being murdered yeah that's true yeah i don't know which is worse yeah that's yeah but uh no so i mean for us it's just again you know she worked in this as a stripper for 22 years or whatever it was so she was in loud bars all the time everything else i can't be intimate you know i don't again if we're going to a bar or a club i don't have to fucking yell to talk to you yeah absolutely you know i mean i have partial hearing in one ear so you're talking to me in the club and you're yelling i have to turn so my good ear can hear you yeah absolutely you know and it's just like no man and i don't need to overpay for drinks yeah you know what we're cheap for three well what three bourbons cost me i could buy a fucking bottle yeah pretty much you know and it's just it's just so much more chill and if let's pretend the things start happening it's like what a bar you can't do much yeah pretty much it's a vanilla bar i agree it's a vanilla bar but again well if it's a club you're paying a price to get in it's like you know what i don't got that money or um we weren't really big on house parties till we found the one you know a couple up there that we've been going to frequently and it but it's a very nice very chill atmosphere.
It's a small group. It's not... They're all friendly. They're all within our age group too. Yeah, so if you play your cards right, the next party will track you up there. I don't have a problem being at third wheel. Plus one. And see, unlike me, everyone there doesn't have a perfect body. Yes, that's exactly true. So everyone is very comfortable with themselves. Yes. You know what I mean? So no one looks down their nose like, oh, my God. Yeah, they're not pretty people. They're real people. Yeah.
That's good because, you know, the lifestyle, it could also be like when you go to a party or sometimes some swingers club, it'd be real clicky sometimes. I haven't been to a lot of parties, and I've been to one stripper club. I'm not going to name because, you know, no free promotion over here. But it's like I've been in this club about two or three times. But, you know, I say it's real clickish. Like I just never wanted to be the guy that's the single guy that's always at every club or every party.
So if I go with y'all, I would really literally be like a new phase because it's like i don't really go to too many parties go to too many clubs and stuff like that so you know i'd notice that stuff they would love you you think they would yeah i'm saying being as good looking as i am i wouldn't blame them you know i'm like vince you know i'm second to vince you know second best looking man there you know you gotta have someone in second place absolutely that's true i mean it's all good it's all good you can have what i throw away i take that too that's me that's me you're throwing away hold on he's had that already yeah i'm on what had that's fine all right you're good yeah like the hat on harry potter the one that talked the one that talked You know, that's um old hat that's fine all right you good yeah like the hat on harry potter the one that talks i need you to run the vacuum that thing bit and everything wow that's exactly what that hat would say too i'm feeling horny we're gonna play tonight absolutely that hat wouldn't say that no it never does that's why i gave you 20 bucks and my rates have just gone up welcome to the world yeah yeah well but uh no i mean we we like the i don't know the more intimate you know going out to a restaurant's one thing a bar maybe yeah we met a couple the other week at well it was supposed to be the couple but only bound to being him at a bar catfish well they came over here afterwards together, apparently.
It was a debauchery, but yeah, it was one of those things definitely, like he didn't clue her into what was going on. Right. And nothing happened, just a waste of our time.
But yeah, we did a podcast with him, and it was another time when they wouldn't spend more time getting stoned or he did at least so I couldn't even put the podcast out it was horrible I mean he was sitting there he's talking about we're talking about sex or whatever and he would all of a sudden just have a dramatic moment of silence and we're talking about sex and all of a sudden he'd be like well and well my water bottle's half full or something like totally inappropriate I don't know. And then he started talking about sex, and all of a sudden he'd be like, well, my water bottle's half full.
It was something totally inappropriate. So I was putting together this puzzle in 1983, and I was missing two pieces. So as we're doing the podcast, and again, I deleted it already. So he's doing this. And so he's stoned and everything else so i'd fuck with him it may might have been worth keeping part of it i don't know so as we're talking about so i i started talking about what the topic was yeah you know and it could have been yeah so you know donna likes these vibrators but But, you know, my truck has six ognuts on its wheels. Yep, you threw that in there.
could have been yeah so you know donna likes these vibrators but um you know my um truck has six lug nuts on its wheels and he just sat there like it didn't even dawn on him like what the you talking about it's like dude really he came here too with like three dairy queen blizzards for himself didn't offer us one not that we well we he had left one i ended up eating it like weeks later yeah it was like you know it was just like what the fuck so many things i was like i don't understand what's going on here yeah and they reached out to us us like oh yeah we want to create content too yeah yeah okay let's get together and talk it's a kid sooner the better you know times a wasting we're burning you know daylight it's like all right so we met we're gonna meet them at the bar and he says oh she's stuck at work I'll meet you at the bar and then we'll all get together later it's like okay so we met So we met him at the bar because it's safe.
He was okay. Wasn't as loony there and then proceeded to get more loony when they got here. He brought her. Attractive woman. You could tell she wasn't clear what was going on. I don't think she knew they were content creators yet. I think he's just, she's like, wait, what? He's sitting there like, he's always trying. You can just go upstairs just go upstairs, take a shower. And, you know, I had a friend coming over to play. And I was like, well, I'm not going to cancel that because that's, you know, I need to do that.
And he goes, yeah, you just go upstairs, take a shower and, you know, or whatever, just jump in. And she's like, I don't know this guy. I mean, the look on her face was like, I'm like, do not feel pressure. I do not know. Oh, she's coming from work. I mean, I don't know if she shaves. So she's going to be like, oh, I didn't shave. I didn't shave. I'm not ready. I don't have my game face on. I don't, you know. And she only knew us for all about 10 minutes. Yeah, it's like, okay, I knew you guys for 10 minutes, and your friend is coming over, and you want me to fuck him. Oh, okay.
Yeah, we're doing that. It's like, no, that's not fair. Not at all he's bragging like all his goal he mentioned was like oh i'm just trying to find more women so i could do threesomes with her and another woman all the time but then he's also telling me how he has to take all these pills to keep his dick hard so it's like oh man you can try to hang on to you with all you ask for something you can't even handle. I don't know what, that was a crash and burn thing. It really was crash and burn. Gave me something to laugh about. Yeah, it was we should have seen.
He was going by the term, his nickname he wanted to be called was Beefcake. Beefcake. So on the podcast I called him Meatloaf. He didn't even know. He didn't even flinch. He didn't even flinch. Yeah, okay so Meatloaf. It was crazy. I feel like if I started calling you, you know Thank you.
meatloaf he didn't even know he didn't even flinch he didn't even flinch yeah okay so meatloaf it's crazy i feel like if i started calling you you know joe who the hell is joe last i checked that was dirk diggler from the waist down so have y'all ever had anybody that you know said that they wanted to shoot content but when it came to you know meet you guys and started ready get ready to do the concert you know fill out the forms and stuff like that that they switch up on you or like you know basically say they're going to like portray an image and it was a whole totally different thing when they got here no not when they get here we had plenty of people like well how about can't we just play first and then we'll then we'll assign releases no no yeah we've yeah no no no when guys are like the first time we can just play i was like no why would why would i do that that doesn't make any sense yeah just come on let me eat the meal and then i'll pay for it yeah technically you do that at restaurants yeah you kind of do do that that's true let me just eat the meal and then shit it out.
And if I liked it, then I'll pay you. If it comes out in a timely fashion. It's like, no, that's ridiculous. I like multitasking. Yeah, no, people are interesting. And we've met a lot of them. Oh, I could do a book on just them. Interesting. We've talked about a lot of them on air.
I'm sure you've met some interesting people too we had the one goes or clingy that of course you talked yeah well that's that's scary the stalker people that are out there stalker i got catfished it was just like oh cat i got catfished a couple times you know like and it's crazy because again like we how we spoke before like people won't have their face picture on you know the site whatever the occasion be so once we get to talk and exchange numbers then it's like you know um she's this at third but she's really hot you should stand at third so i'm just like but that or not y'all on it you know on the site like you'd expect me to take one for the team i guess assuming that you know i'm a single guy that it's like i i just want to anything everything anything but me i'm i'm like real selective well i don't discriminate but i'm like real obviously you're standing yeah i didn't i didn't lower anything i i up my stands with donna you can tell me i don't i'm not hurt i'll tell you listen no i did not lower my stains with you but again like i say with me it's more than just physical it's also personality because you could be physically just drop dead gorgeous but your personality up it'll make you not so much of a good looking person because it's like who want to deal with the like if the person's a great person you desire them even more absolutely yeah i don't mind in you know imperfections and whatever everybody got imperfections so it's like oh except for vince you have to get used to oh no yeah he's perfect let me correct myself this is wise you see you guys aren't perfect you did pick that up correct myself oh what about ghosting we have been ghosted i mean so many times i never i never got ghosted i guess being the simple fact that i was a single guy because most a lot of times like couples want me to either you know have sex their wife or just join in too and it's like you know i don't know like i said i never even knew because i'm from jersey actually right so the term bbc i i never even knew that i'm thinking it's the news channel at one point in time like you gotta be broadcast i'm like i don't watch the british broadcast and they're like why would i be watching that i'm on it i'm on the site like i'm like the hell it took me a minute to catch on to what bbc was i'm like i'm thinking it's the whole time about the british broadcast like we're bringing you a big call i'm like what does this have to do with us getting together tonight like something going on i should know about it i don't know like something in the world like hey you like the news channel good for you i just didn't know at first so i'm just like it took me i'm more an espn kind of guy but whatever like oh you want to watch the bbc you go for that yeah absolutely can we flip every once in a while espn so i can catch the score i'm like bbc why would i want to watch bbc tonight like i don't but yeah i had to learn that terminology after a while yeah there's a lot of terms out there there's a lot of terms i didn't know getting into the lifestyle i'm just like huh what like i was confused for a minute oh you're a lifestyle version like yes there's nothing wrong with being a lifestyle version but i'm just like some you have to be in some time you can't just walk in knowing everything absolutely oh and now the one that you use and it's becoming more and more out there is bwc bwc oh i initially started thinking about that it's like it's like wait i had to think about it for me.
Big white cock. They're out there, believe it or not. There are guys with... How come you told me for me it was bitty? What's the term for the smaller cocks then? Petito white cocks. LC, little cocks. I suffer from small cocks. Yeah, small cocks. There's a lot of terminology, especially when you read people's profiles. They have all these things out there. According to science. Oh, yes. Oh, the science? Oh, my God. No, seriously. This is a real fact, supposedly. There are just as many white guys with big dicks as there are black guys. It's just the black guys get notoriety for it. Oh.
They're out there. I think a lot of black guys are really proud of their cocks. They show it off.
and i think a lot of black guys are really proud of their so they they show it off and they you know i think a lot but i think that's just kind of like of a myth you know i say i don't like no because i'm not a watcher so like i would like i couldn't say my big or small so it's like you know like i said i never had no complaints you know so it's like i mean compared to mine you have some growing to do you know i gotta get the pump when you mature when you mature it'll get bigger don't worry i gotta get the pump then man you know give me about a week the thing is you're not gonna hurt anybody with that little thing oh my god yeah let's go to the video is you're not going to hurt anybody with that little thing oh my god yeah let's go to the video show you hit bottom quite a few times i did yeah you did oh you know i thought so because i i saw the little you hit your bottom hit your pussy yeah he hit a lot of things i thought so because i saw you ever saw that movie ellie and when they'd be moving up i'm like wait what is this looks like my going whoa wait a minute here i'm just glad it didn't break through that's all i could say so what is what is i was actually girl she was sucking your dick i was happy it's like finally she's quiet no i could not say one word you kept asking me questions and i had your dick in my mouth and i And I was like, rawr,.
So what is your fantasy? If you could have one. Oh, fantasies. A bank account for money. Oh, yeah. That's my fantasy too.
I think that's i think that's everybody's fantasy yeah absolutely well i have certain fantasies like when i'm i'm just like somebody's like doing me orally like with with vince it's just he's concentrating on me so there's no no other distractions i have certain fantasies that i have over and over again and the one i've been going through now i've said this before is uh i have this fantasy of doing a dirty couch dance with somebody like they're wearing sweatpants and then as i'm grinding on their cock like just starts to because they're not wearing underwear their head of their cock pops out through the top of their sweatpants and then i can like take my my thong i pull it over to the side like just ride my wet pussy just on the head of this i find that very erotic i think you've been falling asleep over there you're not done all right i'm not gonna talk about my fantasy i'm done i'm done i'm not talking about i ruined the mixing board again i'm gonna put a splash guard up there for you jesus oh but yeah i have Thank you.
I'm done. I'm not talking about it. I ruined the mixing board again. I'm going to put a splash guard up there for you. Jesus. Oh, good. But yeah, I have like certain specific fantasies and they're always basically the same like for a while there. Did you ever see the movie Kiss the Girls? Was that another? That's another Morgan Freeman. Oh, you saw? Yeah. One of the Judds.
Yeah, Ashleyley judd yeah uh these girls are are captive um they're held in this cave this guy is the um uh he's some kind of a lover uh what do they call him casanova i'm sorry yeah carry on yeah it was a song yeah it was a song and he holds them captive and and they have certain, he has sex with them, and they have certain talents. And I find that, not in reality, but my fantasy is always of that, and I like being a captive. I like being restrained. So that's, you know. And usually in her fantasy, she's either forced to give or receive pleasure.
But forced, I'm using forced in my air quotes, actually.
Not way not in a bad way no in fact with this one unwilling way yeah yeah i'm forced not a rape fantasy no it's not a rape fantasy uh in fact in one of them i i tried to um appease him to the point that he doesn't want to have sex with any of the other captives but me so you know that kind of a silly but it works i i have great orgasms that way so sounds silly less in two minutes or yeah two minutes or less yeah it's pretty but i mean when i talk around like boy that's a stupid fantasy but it works like when i'm in that game when i can you know i'm in that that cell and he comes in and i seduce him and you know even though he thinks he's seducing me but i'm seducing him and i you know i'm on top of him i'm like i i'm the captor now you're the captive so i kind of flip roll so i don't know i find that very erotic nothing wrong with that no does anybody else have like very vivid like certain i know vince always tells me stories like when we're having sex about dreams that you've had or whatever they're very specific and very very um detailed detailed yeah very detailed like i wouldn't mind being captive island full of women an island full of women just had me in a room and just had a filthy way with me whenever they feel like it just i've had that fantasy the problem was that was the week they all had their period before that week ended i took my own life it was called rag island red sea and everything yeah oh my god 50 women ragging at me cramp island yeah yeah oh my god pms i was thinking that that'd be the cruise ship i go and i'm going to go on a cruise ship what was the name of the cruise ship the pms yeah it was a rough time for you.
The PMS cramp. Oh, man. That's terrible. That would be my luck. Yeah, it's like. Yeah, you think those fantasies would be good. You know, we've always talked about fantasies always better than the reality. I hate to say that you put a kibosh on it, but it's true.
Like, I have this fantasy of being with, you know, two black guys, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll be doing this, I gonna twist this way it's like if i were that would really happen i tell you what man i well you'd still like to do that it would be great but i don't know if i could get into all those positions like in my mind i'm so much more agile they flip me around and you know and things well you're small if they actually could actually spit roast you yeah they could spit roast me pretty easily.
Well, if their dicks are hard enough, one in your pussy, one in your mouth, they could actually stand up and spin you. Stand up, yeah, and spin me, yeah. Probably wouldn't be, that wouldn't be undoable, yeah. I'll start the fire underneath. No, no, like you're all, you know, so good. Keep you warm, honey. Yeah, you know. Oh, yeah, you're so helpful. I try. All heart. Yeah. But I, I mean, even with your fantasy with being on an island with, you know, so many women, your dick would be sore. You wouldn't be able to... It would be. Yeah, or they'd all be lesbian. There you go.
That's the other fantasy. The fantasy basher. They're all post-op women. Post-op women. Oh, no. I came to the wrong island. Hi, Sean. You're hot. Got wives on the wrong island. My stitches my stitches have all healed sean he's got his ramp he's rolling away i'm going to the next island like tom hanks like it was cast away it's gonna be me and the soccer ball the soccer ball you can't roll away sean i'm a swimmer from you pen she's gonna be swimming after you. Out of all islands, we'd have landed on this one. Yep. See, that's my luck. My damn luck. That's terrible. Oh, my God. Yeah.
Alrighty then. That was an hour. Always is. When you have a good conversation, it's easy to do that. Well, I want to thank Sean for coming on. Yeah. And hopefully it won't be your last time. Oh, absolutely not. Thank you very much. Always is. When you have a good conversation, it's easy to do that. Well, I want to thank Sean for coming on. And hopefully it won't be your last time. Oh, absolutely not. I want to thank you for having me. This is my first time. I'm a podcast virgin, y'all. Oh, you're not anymore. Not anymore. So, you know, I definitely appreciate it.
No, I'd be welcome to have you on more often and have you even come up with some topics. Oh, yeah. Because we've talked to each other to death. Yeah, we know what each other's going to say at this point pretty much without planning so but uh so with that we didn't uh again we didn't do you got to try spunk what you think of spunk oh i like spunk lube i think it's you know um it wasn't sticky right no it wasn't sticky at all is it water-based or is it like well this was the natural so this one is it's, you know. It wasn't sticky, right? No, it wasn't sticky at all.
Is it water-based or is it like? Well, this was the natural, so this one is oil-based. You had the natural avocado and coconut oil. So your skin absorbs it. Yeah, and the pussy gave my dick a massage. I knew it was something. There you go. But yeah, I like Spunk Lube. Shout out to them, you know. SpunkLube.com. And if you go to our website, hit the banner for Spunk Lube. Go there. Place an order.
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That's the website. If you want to see it. Oh, the Gmail. You can go to hotwifepodcast.com. There you go. There we go. And if they want to see what you're doing, they want to see the videos coming up with you and Sean. Hotwifedonnalyn.com. I'm always posting stuff up there. And you will see the ones with Sean and I.
And if you want to see Sean, go to myienna sausage the little can the kano can i don't think that's a real site i'm just i'm sure that they may have that for the product oh they might they might you know i used to eat the ones you buy in the grocery store yeah yeah it is specifically yeah i had a canned i had a canned meat section uh earlier you had to be in your can isn't that the same same thing different order of words does it matter meat in the can and can't eat meat you know he's trying to figure out no it's the same it's wrong either way all right okay how about pre-packaged meat?
This could have been pre-packaged too. What? Dick came in your ass when he woke up? Yeah. You've had dicks come in your ass. That's a different story. Well, he was already packaged when he arrived and came. Small package. All right. Enough of this nonsense.
Anything less than 12 inches is small oh jesus shout out to vince i'm at 1.2 inches so anyway um so again uh if you want to email us or whatever um any questions comments or whatever uh email us at hot wife podcast at gmail.com and again i want to thank you and this will be coming out close to christmas so again if you don't hear from us you will hear hear from us, but if I want to thank you. And this will be coming out close to Christmas. So again, if you don't hear from us, you will hear from us. But if you don't listen to us before Christmas, we wish you all great holidays. Yes.
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