Circumcised or not

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Speaker2: We'll be right back. without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast once again, and I'm here again with my wonderful husband, Vince. You just keep lying. I do keep lying. It's only wonderful when I'm on the podcast. Oh, you're always wonderful, dear. You're always wonderful, especially when you're eating my pussy. No. Especially when you're eating my pussy, then you're really wonderful. Okay. You'll take that. I know you will. We'll talk about that later. It won't be much, not a lot of talking going on there. A lot of moaning and groaning. If I do it right. If you do it right. Yeah. If I do it wrong, make me do it again. I'm like a teacher. You got to do it over and over and over again. Usually I do it right the first time and you're snoring. It wipes me out. What can I tell you? That's kind of the goal. So, yeah, we're approaching a weekend that can be pretty interesting. Oh, yeah. What do we got? We don't have any dates lined up, but we're actually going to be talking to potentially some new females that have expressed some interest in shooting. You know, until they're here and naked and doing things, I don't count my chickens, as it were. Don't count the eggs. What's that saying? I'm not counting my eggs. I'm just saying, it could be exciting. Yeah, it could be. They look very attractive. I don't know anything else more than about them than the pictures that you showed me, and that's it. So we'll see. And we have a silent guest in studio tonight. Yes, I was going to mention that, but I wasn't sure if I should or not. Hello, silent guest. He just wants to listen. He doesn't partake. Yeah, he's, you know, could be a politician. It could be a politician, my ass. Could be a congressman. Could be. Could be a guy who works Dunkin' Donuts. We don't know. We don't know. Then he'd be talking like this. Hello. I'm here. I've got extra cream on your donut. Oh, Vince. You can just make anything sexual, can't you? It's a cream-filled donut. Oh, that's just so wrong. It's a Goy's donut. I filled it myself. Not for nothing, but... Can I get a dozen of those? With your cream that filled them. Extra cream.
Speaker1: Make it like a double stuffed Oreo. Anyway, sorry.
Speaker2: He goes right to the gay boys. The whole show just goes right downhill.
Speaker1: So tonight you determined an interesting topic.
Speaker2: Yeah, I was laying in bed this morning.
Speaker1: Not attacking me.
Speaker2: No, no. This was at like 4 o'clock in the morning.
Speaker1: Was I there?
Speaker2: Snoring, yes, you were.
Speaker1: I don't snore.
Speaker3: I don't know. attacking me no no you this is at like four o'clock in the morning was i there snoring yes you were yeah you were oh good okay doesn't mean you couldn't have woken me up with like a mouth on my cock yeah okay let's go with that i would stop the snoring i would stop the snoring yes it would but any anyway i'd rather you do that than nudge me like give you the whole elbow and the rib cage routine? But you do it in my face. That's what your face happens to be. I don't know what to tell you. At the end of your elbow, yeah. I don't know what to tell you. No, but I was kind of like thinking about all the different cocks I've had in the last... And mine never came up in that thought process. Not even for, that's not true. I'm laying next to you, and you're thinking about all these other cocks. No, I was actually more about between circumcised cocks and uncircumcised cocks. Okay. Cut and uncut, that kind of a thing.
Speaker2: And the difference is that you have to kind of go through with, you know, dealing with one or the other. Now, this is going to be a difficult topic for me to talk about and not sound gay. That's why I picked it. Come on, you put your gay voice on it. Let's talk about the extra skin. There you go. Jesus Christ. Well, also, I know you have a childhood. I'm going to take his hood off of his penis. He's just so wrong. I know you have a childhood memories to share with everybody. That's an interesting story, yeah. Yeah, so I knew it. So, anyway, so your thoughts on the difference between, you know, hooded and unhooded. Well. I mean, you have your preference. Yeah, in a way. I do prefer a circumcised cock because that's the first cock i ever had was circumcised okay and you know there's it's less to deal with i don't have to pull it you know the first pussy i had was married so maybe that's why i like maybe that's why you do so that just makes things easier but i mean sometimes the the um uncircumcised ones look kind of funky when they're like soft they look kind of like
Speaker3: Thank you. So that just makes things easier. But, I mean, sometimes the uncircumcised ones look kind of funky when they're, like, soft.
Speaker2: They look kind of like, I don't know.
Speaker1: A half-stuffed sausage casing?
Speaker2: I was going to say, you know those wind socks, you know, but the wind's not in them? Sometimes they look kind of...
Speaker1: I was thinking, like, a sausage with only half the meat in the casing.
Speaker2: Half the meat in the casing.
Speaker1: It's a little shriveled up.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: It's like, ah, that looks really not...
Speaker1: Maybe I just wasn't brought up that way. Well, again, there's different reasons for that. Yeah, but once it gets hard, it's hard to tell. There have been a couple of uncircumcised guys. I didn't know they were uncircumcised. Okay. So, I mean, there wasn't that much poor skin hanging off of it. I guess God provides how much skin you have extra. You know, I had more foreskin than I had penis. Jesus Christ. Don't take a fucking balloon and it was popped. I wasn't there at the time, dear. I don't know. Yeah, you still wouldn't know. Anyway. I wouldn't know. You're right. I wouldn't know. Well, the story is referring to when my parents got together um back in the early 1800s um they uh didn't have money to get me circumcised when i was born so i went uncircumcised and then um like one of the things with circumcised dicks is you have to pull the skin back when you bathe and make sure you clean all that you mean uncircumcised that's what i said and yeah that's what he said uh-huh don't argue with me i got the button i got the button see that silent part see what he does see what he does to me see what he does anyway so yeah so if you don't pull back the skin on an uncircumcised penis there you go um you can get infection bacteria all that shit and and for me at that young age i guess i was like fourth or fifth grade however old that makes me um 10 it was like the skin on my cock at that point kind of felt like road rash like when you pulled back the skin it was because it wasn't exposed to the air didn't get the callus like mine has from jerking off now um that's what you that. It's mine. I'll wash it as much and as fast and hard as I want. There you go, babe. You have the cleanest cock in the county. It's got to be because it could go into service at any moment. Any moment. I'm waiting for that moment. He has one clean cock. But, so, yeah, I mean, I remember back, like, in school, like, you know, being in the boys' room, standing there peeing, and I didn't think anything of it, because I never really looked at other guys' penises until sixth grade. That's another show.
Speaker2: Until sixth grade.
Speaker1: And I discovered Joey. Anyway, so.
Speaker3: I don't know where this is going. Anyway, so my parents signed me up, you know, against my better judgment to go get circumcised. When I was like fourth, fifth grade, whatever it was. Wow, that's pretty old for getting circumcised. I was going with the, like, standing at the urinal, and the kid's like, looked over, and every, I guess, was circumcised.ised he looked at me he goes what's wrong with your cock and i looked down and i think i first time i looked over at his like that looks different yeah it does and i said oh i was in a car accident i remember that i could tell you the guy's name who it was oh my goodness yeah it was kind of but so anyway so you're traumat? Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think they took too much off. I just wanted to do a little trim. I got a buzz cut. So I went to the hospital, and they did that surgery. Again, it was the first time I ever had surgery. Right. Yet alone on my fucking cock. That's got to be no, no. Well, you go to the surgery. Okay, they knock you out. You're like, ah, yep. No. And you wake up and also it's like, my dick hurts. Jesus Christ. It felt like you got drugged behind a fucking dragster for a quarter mile on just your penis. Not fun. I didn't say it wasn't fun. No. It hurt. And the thing is, it's all wrapped in gauze. Right in gauze right because you know did you put those frozen peas on it no I was in the hospital I mean we got home my parents are like we're not wasting vegetables on that not wasting waste of vegetables on your penis they would have gotten like oh my god one of the peas got out oh wait no it's not it Jesus but there's a pink pea here what the hell so I mean it's wrapped in gauze and they had like an ointment on there to get you know fight infection and help the stitches heal and what have you um but the problem is like every couple hours you had to peel the gauze off now that ointment kind of dries and now you have that raw skin like a road rash and now you're peeling that off well i can tell you the serial number in the back of my head because my eyes would roll fucking back into there and it you know so that was you know like two three weeks of oh my god and again i had to go into the bathroom at school a couple you know every couple hours and change your gauze and i'm holding on to the booze like oh dear god Jesus you know but you know so now Matt I have a lawsuit against a surgeon for taking too much off could have made you a king but now you're a queen I didn't say that no but I'm more of a jester. Oh, my God.
Speaker4: But, yeah, so, but, you know, I guess I'm grateful I had it done.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't know, I don't talk to men about their, you know, I don't go, hey, man, you circumcised?
Speaker2: How was your circumcision? I've heard of guys having it done like in their 30s.
Speaker1: Sure, if you have infection problems and stuff, yeah.
Speaker2: No, I just think they just want to have it circumcised. Thank you. How was your circumcision? I've heard of guys having it done like in their 30s. Sure, if you have infection problems and stuff, yeah. No, I just think they just want to have it circumcised. They're bored. I had it done once. I think I would get in the lift. But yeah, no. They wait until they're in their 30s to get it done. I don't know why, but I was like, why? If it's been working fine all that time. if you're going to get it done when you're born yeah but now like i'm gonna try to say this in not a gay way i'm fine with that yeah i know put your gay voice i would think no then people just think i am gay um is like in shooting it you see, when you're playing with someone who is not circumcised. Right. And, you know, and then you see them as they get excited, it kind of unsheathes. That lets you know that you're doing something right for a change. For a change. Yeah. Yeah, you know. It is kind of weird, like, sucking on it because there is a lot more play. Like a circumcised cock, once it's hard, there's not a lot of play in the skin necessarily. But an uncircumcised one, because you have all that skin, there's a lot of play in there. Where does that skin go? Does it just, like, drop down? Is it like a power window? It just slides down? I don't know where it goes I'm just saying Does it actually add in Like does it grow by that much I mean that'd be If so I'm going back To get my fucking foreskin added on How I'm going to see It's like Hey you have any extra I'll take it Bring it over here You're just like Hang over like an elephant's trunk You know just kind of like hang in there My parents showed you the pictures, didn't they? They did
Speaker1: It kept grabbing peanuts and stuffing them over my ass
Speaker2: I think I'm not sure if this is happening But like once the penis Becomes engorged with blood, with excitement That it just fills out that sheath The sheath doesn't go anywhere It just gets filled out
Speaker1: Because it's like hooked on to the bottom of the cock I guess I'm trying really not to sound gay here
Speaker2: And nothing against gay people. I'm not bashing gay people. I'm just saying it's not my gig. You say that every show, dear. I'm sure everybody knows. I'm just reassuring. Well, you can see like some guys when I'm stuck in their cock, you can see a clear line between where the circumcision, like, scar is.
Speaker3: Oh, sure. Yeah, I have that.
Speaker2: It's like pink. That was a line. It goes brown. It's like, or vice versa. Pink, you know, brown at the bottom. Work it's way up to the head, and it's pink. It's almost like a, you know, there's like an ice cream sickle, you know, that has, like, different colors that go up. That's what it reminds me of. Well, I still actually have my not that you would notice um like where the stitches were actually every once in a while i could if i'm you know taking a shower every once in a while i take a shower you have a little lump yeah that's different um but i actually there's like little pores that like where the the stitches went through and i can squeeze them a little bit because they get real they get like kind of bubbled out squeeze them and then i can get that whatever cream or whatever you know like sebum or whatever hey i don't use this kind of language on this show this is a family show god damn it we're talking penises here you know this this is making me hot but yeah if you had like any kind of sutures yeah you can seeures or anything. But, yeah, you can see, like, where the skin was cut on mine. You have, like, a scar line of sorts. I'm not exactly sure what gets you moved in a circumcision. I don't. Whatever it was, I think it took too much. I'm trying to stick with that. Yeah. You know, it's a, but, yeah, and women, they don't get that. That's lucky for them. No, I don't have any, there's no skin you can take off. But now, isn't there some philosophy where, like, men are more virile when they don't get circumcised, or is it the other way? Well, it's more sensitive if they're uncircumcised, because like you said, they... The skin's uncalloused. Yeah, the skin has gone over the head of the cock more and it protects it so when that does come out it's a lot more sensitive see I would think if I was jerking off and I had foreskin I'd be like oh my god I pulled too hard the head's gone I broke it I broke it again when I'm jerking a guy off that's uncircumcised you pull the skin up and it does it engulfs the entire head it's like a slinky the drawstrings on a trash bag there was that slime toy that the kids used to have it was like kind of like a tube and you could like mulch it inside out do you remember that? it was like a slime somehow I went a slime. Somehow I went right to Armstrong Dude. Yeah, but with that, it's almost like this, I don't know, this whole thing. Oh, yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, it was like a bag. It was like a bag, and you could. It's like the equivalent of one of those spinners and shit. It was just for stress. It didn't do anything, right? It was like you mush around. Well, it was a toy. It wasn't for stress. It was like a long-aided toy. It was like almost penis-shaped. But you couldn't do anything with it. No, you just squeeze it, but squeeze it. Yeah. But that's what he reminded me of. You pull on this thing, and the whole thing just goes up over the head. If you're under stress, and you want to squeeze a toy like that, I got you covered. Yeah, there you go. It'll help my stress. Well, find a uncircumcised penis for your stress. No, no, I'm not. You're not that stressed? Women, if you want to relieve your stress. I'll never be that stressed for that drunk, I guarantee you. Those two things will never happen. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. So, now, do you notice, is there a difference for you pleasure-wise not really it's just a handling of it before you do anything with it because i'm i've had a lot of uncut cocks but they're all different they're all you know there's a lot of more a lot more skin to to deal with it's a shame we're not videotaping yeah Yeah, I'm using my hands here. There's a lot more skin.
Speaker1: It's almost like we have the fucking hearing impaired version
Speaker3: over here.
Speaker1: If I could just do a window with her.
Speaker2: It was wheezing my hands.
Speaker1: She's doing like porn sign language.
Speaker2: I'm using a lot of jerk off motions here. Yeah, it's different. And you notice too, I'll be sucking some guy's cock and I appreciate that he cleaned his cock so well, but a little bit of soap got caught in all the little ridges, and I was like, so I used dial soap, huh? Did you call him bubbles? I'm blowing bubbles. I'm blowing bubbles. I was like, oh, my God. I appreciate that he washed his cock that good, but you could tell he was using, like, yeah, that's dial soap for sure. I know it is. You know? You know? Well, at least he washed it, but yeah. Better than sweat. Better than sweat are worse things that I'm not even going to mention. I'm not. Nope, nope, not white. Nope, nope. It can get pretty nasty. Now, do you think, is there, do you find a tendency that guys that are uncircumcised tend to be bigger? No. Okay, I'm just asking. I don't know. No, they range in all sizes. I think it's more of a cultural thing, maybe. I know there's some religions that, you know, they don't get schnipped. Yeah, they don't get schnipped. Or, you know, from wherever they're from, or, you know, maybe the parents just didn't. Yeah, my parents just didn't have the cash. It's like there was an option went for the hot wax they didn't go for the circumcision circumcision yeah i'm gonna go for car wash number two but leave the foreskin on i want the undercarriage wash but leave the foreskin yeah but i mean and you went through a lot of pain with that. Yeah, I still do. I mean, when they had the foreskin, when you had... Oh, I'm talking about the mental iguja. Well, apparently because you remember the guy's name who looked at your dick and said, Hey, what happened to your penis? Okay, back to the not gay thing. A guy starts commenting about my penis? I make mental notes. Yeah, when you were in fifth grade, everything is like everything when i worked in philly man i was at liberty place using the the men's restroom and i'm standing there peeing you know and again proper etiquette in a men's restroom is when you get into a urinal you look straight ahead you don't look at the guy next to you don't be ball gazing nope no evaluation you just look straight ahead. That's a nice dick. And just by chance, I felt something.
Speaker1: Yeah, I felt something. So I just kind of like turned my head just every side, looking at the corner of my eye. The guy next to me is looking over the little wing wall.
Speaker2: Oh, there's a wing wall there, thank God.
Speaker1: I mean, but it wasn't like a full one. It was only like, you know, the here.
Speaker2: So you guys can chat over it.
Speaker1: And he's looking, I'm not chatting. I was going to punch his fuck. Because he did. He's looking over it. He's looking down at my dick. And I said, you, I won't say that, I called him a bad name, and then I quick put it away, and I said, this is staring at my dick, watch it, he's a, whatever, and everybody was like, zip, this guy was left in the bathroom by himself. Don't be ball gazing. Or dick gazing. Or whatever you're doing. Don't look at Richard's. Yep, that's not right. Not good. That's why, if I can, if there's no one in the bathroom, I use the urinals. If there's people, I use a stall. Use a stall, fuck it. Yeah, I don't need, you know. I don't know why they just don't have more. I don't know why for men there's a urinal and a fucking toilet.
Speaker2: Just have a toilet.
Speaker1: Well, because we can get more people through it. And you have the splash factor.
Speaker2: Yeah, I guess. I guess you can't just lift them.
Speaker1: But again, especially at the stadiums. You're trying to get 100 guys through there in about five minutes.
Speaker2: Yeah, the men's line is like three guys, and then the women's line is like 75 is like 75 000 it's a lot better than it used to be they have journals out the old days they used to have things that look like big sinks oh that's terrible and you just stood there and everybody's like a trough everybody's cock was out there on display oh that's awful that's terrible i've even seen there used to be a park down the road here that they didn't have a trough they actually had a thing on the floor there's There was a drain on the floor. It was like a big shower. It was like the trough in the floor. Oh, that's awful. Our silent guest here is making faces. It's close to Oh my God, that's a grimace I ever saw one. The place, it doesn't exist anymore. There's a park in place of it but it was like a park you could have company picnics and stuff like that and you went into the bathroom and it was a tr bathroom, and it was a trough in the floor. Thank God. And you'd be facing the guy, and you'd both be pissing in a trough, like, facing each other. It was, like, really uncomfortable. Yeah, it was not good. Water fight. The moat was the only thing that stopped the sword fight from happening. That's terrible. Men really got the, dare I say, the short end of the stick on that one. I'll have to use the word short, don't I? And the word stick also. But, I mean, women, we have our own little stalls. You guys have purses. You've got to hang up. You have purses. You know, if you have your period, you've got to go through that whole messy thing. You have the little trash cans there for the feminine hygiene stuff. Whatever, want to get into that I'm just in feminine hygiene I'm just saying we don't want to get into it but yeah women still stand on the fucking seats and shit you know why would they stand on the seats I've heard plenty of times where people who clean the restrooms sit there and go the women's restroom is filthier than the men's women they'll see footprints on the on the seat where women, they don't even hover. They stand on the fucking seat with their dirty feet. You can't do that because the whole thing shifts. That might be from women from other countries who are used to peeing or going into a hole in the floor. You'd fall. You'd kill yourself. That would be awful. If you're doing that, you should. There's a seat there.'s back to penises yeah back let's go back to penises shall we but i mean it's it's all kind of fun but it's all different like you know each each penis of course then we have the shapes and sizes and some that point up some that point down some that curve and so you then you have the whole circumcised uncircumcised thing on top of it, and you have a whole plethora of different shapes, sizes, and... Well, but we talked about this on other shows. Pussies are all different, too. Oh, that's true. That's true. You know, you have the meaty lips, you have the ones that have real, real small lips, you have hanger-downers. Hanger-downers. Yeah, yeah, like mudflaps. Yeah. You know, on the side of one of your pussy lips there's that little hitchhiker i have the big keep on trucking i think my lips have gotten smaller they used to be bigger i remember like i can still i'm not careful i will get them caught in a zipper if i'm not if i'm not careful i always like tuck them if i'm wearing like shorts i'm not wearing underwear you gotta be careful that doesn't happen a lot no that's Thank you. will get them caught in a zipper if i'm not if i'm not careful i always like tuck them if i'm wearing like shorts i'm not wearing underwear you gotta be careful that doesn't happen a lot no that's because i don't like getting my pussy lips caught in a zipper it doesn't sound fun ever get your dick caught in a zipper yes i've got my balls more than my oh i bet it's it's how did that happen painfully very painfully so much to the point that i make sure I always wear underwear. Yeah. Or you're going to put your hand down there and then. That's why they wear a button fly. A button fly. There you go. Can you imagine getting your dick or balls caught at you, Donna? Okay. In a button fly? You're really getting careless at that point. Really? I can see how that happens. A button fly? Now, how disgusting would that be? You see a buttonhole with like ball sack hanging out there. You'd have to have some really loose skin on your balls to pull that through. Is that a skin tap sticking out of your pants? Through the buttonhole? Oh, that's terrible. I'd say testicle, but just the skin. Just the skin. Skin coming through. You'd have to have some loose, like really loose, fleshy balls.
Speaker1: Well, it depends. Everybody's like men's balls. There's a whole other topic.
Speaker2: A whole other topic.
Speaker1: Sometimes men's balls are uptight and sometimes they're hanging.
Speaker2: Hanging down. And the heat has a lot to do with it, too.
Speaker3: Sure.
Speaker1: It's like, you know, all of a sudden you get boxing.
Speaker2: Pretty much.
Speaker1: And how do you prefer your balls? Medium rare. Oh, yes, I do. And how do you prefer your balls? Medium rare.
Speaker2: Oh, yes, I do.
Speaker1: In a Bernaysal. It comes from his penis.
Speaker2: Ooh, actually, that could be pretty good. I like balls that are uptight, but not too uptight, because I like to have a little hanger-downer.
Speaker1: Don't touch me.
Speaker2: No, not that uptight.
Speaker1: No, not that kind of uptight?
Speaker2: No, not that kind. Well, just a little bit, because I like a little bit of play in there to lift them up, to lick them and stuff. You like to do the Roman helmet thing, don't you? Oh, I do. Put them up on your forehead. Put them right on my forehead. Yeah. She has one testicle hanging right on my forehead. She's like, oh, I've got his penis on my forehead. That's for nothing. I'm a unicorn.
Speaker1: I'm a push start, not a bull.
Speaker2: But yeah, I do like a, I like balls to be shaved or smooth or whatever, trimmed, whatever you can do. Square. I know. What's that? Square. I know it's a pain in the ass to do, but shaving your testicles is
Speaker1: a very tricky job as a man. Well,
Speaker2: it wouldn't be too bad if you have tight
Speaker1: Take care. I know it's a pain in the ass to do, but you always look like that. Oh, shaving your testicles is a very tricky job as a man. Well, it wouldn't be too bad if you have tight testicles. It's probably a lot easier to shave than you have looser ones because then you love it. But then when they loosen up, all of a sudden you see the little hair. Yeah. It's like, oh, now it looks like little spots of hair. Like, what the fuck? Little tops here and there. It's like someone drunk cutting your lawn. Just weaved in and out. There's little spots. It didn't even get close to them.
Speaker2: It didn't even get close. So do you use your razor, like your regular razor, right? The one you have, like, in the...
Speaker1: No, I get down there and I bite the hair off.
Speaker2: Do you know what you do?
Speaker1: Pull my teeth out. You are the number. Bad boy, you bad boy, yeah. Do I look that fucking flexible? Or that I want to put my fucking mouth near my balls? The answer in both cases is no.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: Well, you are pretty flexible. I have to admit that.
Speaker1: Not that flexible. Or wanting balls in my mouth.
Speaker2: I know your balls, though.
Speaker3: I mean, come on.
Speaker1: It doesn't matter.
Speaker2: So when you have to, like, pull the skin back and then shave.
Speaker1: You think I'm going to give all my secrets away?
Speaker2: No, you won't do that. I started shaving.
Speaker1: It's like waiting. It's the brain it's if you ever saw the the movie waiting it's it's they have a whole penis showing a whole penis game it's fun yeah so i found personally a little too much information women i'm sorry you'll never want to see me naked forever stop it and if a guy finds this attractive i'm gonna punch him um no for me if i'm shaving my testicles the way i keep from nicking myself right right is yeah you grab him by the base and you make him there you go shaving cream or like a body lotion soap or spunk lube i shave a spunk lube anymore i don't it's water soluble and i have to do it while the water is running running yeah and then i just run the razor over them and get them uh as much as i can yeah it's it's rough that's got to be a terrible it's scary i find myself holding my breath during the whole thing just to make sure And then afterwards, like, okay, one, two, three.
Speaker2: Okay, but they're all still there.
Speaker1: It's like, all right, go.
Speaker2: When I can imagine. And then afterwards, like, okay, one, two, three. Okay, but they're all still there. It's like, all right, go. I didn't cut one out. When I shave my pussy, I put my fingers over my clit so I don't nick it. And I'll, like, I'll move it to this. It's almost like, you know, guys, like, when they shave their face, they kind of like move their lips to the side there so they can get their cheek. I haven't done that in so long, I guess. Yeah, but. With a beard, you don't have to do it. You don't have to do that. But I do that with my pussy. By using my fingers, I move my pussy and everything to the side so I can get the one outer lip and inner thigh, and then I move it the other way, and I do the other side. You know, then I bend over so I can do the butt and everything, so... Yeah, I've never shaved my ass. Oh, well, I'm trying to. I see in the video, I didn't do such a great job. I'm going to try and do a much better job now.
Speaker1: Yeah, we got a lot of comments.
Speaker3: I'm sure you did. Like, oh, my God.
Speaker1: The video was hot until I saw Sasquatch coming out of ticcus.
Speaker2: It wasn't quite that bad, but, yeah, I was like, oh, I thought I did a better job of shaving. I really did. I get back in there, man. It wasn't quite Bigfoot. It was Sasquatch. It was like all this. Oh, God. It's all this hair hanging out there. That's gross. I bet that Sasquatch's cave was a lot of hair and a dark opening. And I've heard roars come from it. You surely have. Oh so delicate yeah i know atomic bomb delicate yeah
Speaker1: so our guest is trying to keep from laughing
Speaker2: oh my god that's great yeah the things the grooming habits you have to go through just you know for being in the lifestyle i don't want somebody going down and you know come up and go a little anal dental floss the anal dental floss that's just that's i really i like so you had mexican huh got some corn and some black beans going down there a couple hair stuck in my teeth I don't remember eating corn. I had canned corn. There shouldn't be any of those husks. I don't know what the fuck that is. Oh, wait. I was eating down his ass. There you go. That's what it was. I could taste the manure. Oh, wow. Jesus Christ. That's terrible. Jesus Christ. That's a topic. But back to penises. A much nicer topic. In your mind. In my mind. That's something I'd go for. Well, I do like a more groomed penis. I don't care so much about whether it's circumcised or uncircumcised okay so with women with women we'll talk about like the skid patch nose tickler stuff like that is it okay for a guy to have that but he does have his shaft and his nuts shaved or do you want it all fucking uh curly i mean three suit just okay shaved um it it can be groomed just trim trim just fine yeah get, take it down. Like freshly weed-whacked? Yeah, because there's a playmate. He's reached out to me, and he wants to shoot again. And I'm like, dude, it was like chewing on a fucking poodle, you know, trying to blow his cock. And I'm like, blow him. And I'm like moving the freaking hair. It's like three inches long. It's like, oops. Well, the common thread I've heard guys talk about is like, oh, but when it grows in, it
Speaker3: itches.
Speaker1: And I've heard women.
Speaker2: Well, just trim it.
Speaker1: We talked about this with Mickey one time. And it was like, well, just if you keep shaving it, you don't have that problem.
Speaker2: I shave every single day.
Speaker1: Well, just do what I do. Find a woman at the bus stop and say, I have an itch.
Speaker3: Can you help me?
Speaker1: I can't reach it.
Speaker2: That's what you do, huh?
Speaker1: That's what the restraining orders tell me.
Speaker2: That works, huh?
Speaker3: Thank you. I didn't do the greatest job every day, but I shave every day. Yeah. Just take it down or not. Just having it groomed is nice. You don't get the breakouts. Once you get used to it, you don't get the pimples and the, you know.
Speaker2: Well, I think sometimes people just go over it too many times.
Speaker3: They're not rinsing out their razor.
Speaker1: Or you can go over it with Betadine or something like that to, you know, keep getting infected doesn't that burn cut no it doesn't burn at all i remember years ago like i hadn't shaved in a while so i really trimmed i had to use a trimmer to knock it down oh yeah and the trimmer had nicked me so it looks like a bit like a little kid shaving i had like a little piece of toilet paper i was bleeding all over over. I was like, I'm losing a quart of blood here. Hold on.
Speaker2: Oh, that's terrible. He had toilet paper on his cock.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Do you have it on your face
Speaker3: too?
Speaker1: I told you I can't suck my own dick.
Speaker3: But
Speaker1: it's like, oh my God. I've done it before where I didn't know I had nicked it like that a few times. And I wake up in the morning and get dressed and
Speaker2: I don't know i had nicked it like that a few times and i wake up in the morning and getting dressed and i go to put my pants up like i see spots of blood my underwear is like what the fuck oh that's right oh the girl i was with last night had braces that's right i damn braces next time she's gonna take the fucking retainer out before she starts to find a cop. Yeah, you've got to be careful with that comment. Yeah, I know. I was going to say something, but it's like, no, I'm not doing it. Well, I, my sisters are. I mean, older women get braces. Yeah. I'm going to leave it at that. Yeah, so there's not all little kids having braces. Some older women have false teeth, so I'm going to leave it at that. There you go. Yeah, gum job. Gum job.
Speaker3: Hmm.
Speaker2: Hmm, there might be some benefits to that.
Speaker1: I don't think so. Hey, you know, a woman of age, whilling woman's lips on your dick could be good, doesn't it?
Speaker2: Oh, yeah, it could be good.
Speaker1: It's like the joke. What does a standing on top of the Empire State Building and a getting a blowjob from a 90-year-old woman have in common?
Speaker2: Don't look down.
Speaker3: That's right.
Speaker2: Don't look down. There was something we saw. God, it must have been Twitter. I don't think they would have put this on Instagram. But there's a black woman, and her young playmate was a young black kid. I'm saying he's probably in his 20s. Young man. Young man, sorry. Hell, anybody under the age of 40 to me is a kid. Am I right? Am I right? Sure. Yeah. And she doesn't have her teeth, and then she puts her teeth in. He goes, how'd you like that? And he's like, oh, blah. I wasn't sure he liked it or he's freaked out. It's sort of like that scene from Kingpin. Oh, yeah. Oh, Kingpin. Oh, that's a... He pays the rent. You ever seen that movie? Next month's an event. He's just like throwing up. Oh, my God. Yeah, that was the only scene I really liked in that movie. That and when that hot chicken air gets in the freezer, comes of the refrigerator nipples are broken through yeah it was pretty good uh movies you have to watch these are classics there's scenes i don't think yeah i don't maybe the whole movie wasn't so great but the scenes are definitely good so your preference circumcised or uncircumcised or no preference uh circumcised a little bit more than uncircumcised but if you you're a good lover, you're a good lover, and it doesn't really matter. Everything else also comes down to grooming and everything like that. So that does play into it because if you're uncircumcised and you've got a lot of hair and you're not...
Speaker1: Okay, so that's another caveat then. That's a big word for me.
Speaker2: Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: I should appreciate it.
Speaker2: I do.
Speaker1: I absolutely do. The fact that, okay, so circumcised and uncircumcised doesn't matter, but if they're
Speaker2: not shaved... That's more of a turn off for me. Yeah. Yeah, I can deal with a lot of things, but you literally have a poodle in your lap, and I have to go around digging or bring out the weed whacker and put my glasses on. I just... No. Okay. No, I don't... You know, the whole rest of the night, I'm spitting up hairballs. Me and the cat are going... I'll see you next time. locker and put my glasses on and i i just no okay no i don't you know the whole rest of the night i'm spitting up hairballs me and the cat are going you know it's it's i remember literally doing that after one guy and i'm like no i'm not doing that again it's not fun no that's not fun i'm sure you wouldn't like if somebody's big old hairy snatch and you're like what the the fuck is this? No, no, like, one of the ladies at the party
Speaker1: had not an excessive amount, but she had a good amount of hair.
Speaker2: A good amount of hair.
Speaker1: And it was one of those things, too, like, every two, three minutes, like, okay, get back to it.
Speaker2: Just trim. You don't have to shave it off. Just trim it up. Keep it nice and neat. Just shave it. It's more sensitive. You found that out. Oh, God, yeah. When we first got together, it was the thing I kept telling you about. You used to keep that nose tickler. I kept a little nose tickler. I was like, well, you're just wasting a lot of time trying to trim that shit in. I kind of shaved into different shapes. It was the thing. And you bitched about it the whole time. It's like, yeah, I spent 15 fucking minutes trying to, you know, it's like, just zip, you're done. Yeah, pretty much. For women, that's easy. For men, yeah, we got, you know, fucking the base of our dick, the balls, you got to pull it aside, make sure you have both balls when you're done. Make sure you have both balls when you're done. Half of us have bellies, we can't even see what we're shaving, you know. There should be incentive to lose the belly, just saying. Just saying, just putting it out there. Okay. So should we talk about weight? I know I've gained a few pounds. I didn't say that. I never said that. Our silent guest is sucking his gut in. He can't suck it in anymore. He just got three inches taller, though. That is like stretch arm strong that's the name stretch arm strong it's a lot more difficult for a man to shave oh yeah it is and I think now I've heard some women I know that I've talked to them about shaving oh but I go to the gym and women will look at me weird what are you doing are you doing prating around naked in the gym i've never once prated around through the gym naked never once i do and then they tell me get in the fucking locker room jesus christ i was trying to show people how much i have to work on yeah no i don't i don't i take my clothes into the shower area i think the older generation people still want to go like they think oh my god you must have a thing like my ex was like that for the longest time like oh you have a thing for little girls because you want to shave pussy. It's like no I don't have anything for little girls I have a thing for not wanting to spit and fucking gag on hair. I think that was my little hang up too and that's why I kept a little bit of hair there because it's like oh i'm a woman not a little girl but you're right it's i have so much more sensitivity since i shaved it off yeah the clits right there once i got you to shave it and i started going down on you're like oh my god it's so much more sensitive well i always kept the like from the clit you know back to my taint if i can use that word is that a medical term i think on this show you can say what the fuck you want. I think so, too. We're talking about fucking foreskin penises. But we're using medical terms. I don't think so. Foreskin is a medical term. It's fine. Okay. What else would it be if it wasn't foreskin? What's another name for it? Well, the head is called the glans penis. The circle around is called the corona. Hey. This is a family show. I think the foreskin is still called the foreskin. Yeah, I was just saying. I don't think there's another name for it. I don't think there is either. Sausage skin. I don't know. I don't know what else you'd call foreskin. It's just a foreskin. It's like a broken condom is what it looks like. It does look like a broken condom. And then when it gets filled out, then it's fine. Then it looks like any other penis. But until then, it looks kind of like a, it looks kind of strange. It's a little odd. And it's okay. I don't have a problem with that. All right. So shaved and penis. That's all you need. Yeah. Shaved, groomed. I won't even say shaved. Groomed. Knock it down a few. Yeah, I don't mind like little nose tickler hair. More like fairway, not the rough. Yeah, fairway, not the rough. Have you ever used golf metaphors there? Huh? Thought that went up on the way. Yeah, there you go. It's golf metaphors. You know, people don't play golf. They're like, what the fuck? Okay, here's another metaphor we could use. I don't know. That's a pretty good one oh yeah whatever that's good enough I'm saying fairway it's smooth the rough is nice short grass you can play through yeah but the rough is you know you've got high grass can't find your balls can't find there you go the metaphor fits can't find your balls gotta shave it that's it play. So. You think we've exhausted this topic? I think we beat the shit out of that. So, we didn't get to talk about Spunk Loops. I did. I said I shaved with it. Yeah, but that wasn't the promo. We want to tell everybody how much we do. We use it. Yes, we do. We just gave our guests some Spunk Loops. He's going to take it home. He's going to take it home. His wife. Happy wife. Happy life. He and his wife have used a prior product we used to be with. And that was a great product. There's no longer in existence, but this is a far superior product. Oh, yeah. This one's really nice. Spunk lube is non-sticky. It is water-soluble. Yeah. And you can have some fun with it. It kind of looks like cum. That's why it's called spunk lube. I like that. It looks like cum. So you can do like I do, fake my orgasms. He does all the time. I get a splatter of my face and go, yeah, where did they come from?
Speaker1: You didn't know I had that in you, right?
Speaker3: Yeah.
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