Celebrities Shooting Porn

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up. hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast of course i'm here with my ever-loving and wonderful husband, Vince. Wow, it's a real stretch for you to come up with terms, isn't it? Yeah. Do you use AI for that? Yeah, I do, I do. What are positive terms I can use for my husband? And I, you know, jerk off, isn't it? No. Asshole, no. I've used that one already. Approaching season four soon, so you've got to come up with, you know only help yeah when I get stuck I just use AI for tonight's topic I know I saw you kind of peeked over your shoulder so I can't peek too much though because that'll just ruin it that's fine no it's the discussion on what we're gonna the topic is so right off the bat hey we heard from a couple people in the last uh week that have reached out and have said that they enjoy the podcast so we love hearing that that is amazing i mean we're just here like we've said before just talking amongst ourselves we never thought anyone would listen i really would love for somebody else to join in i really feel like there's so much more that they could bring to the table than just us.
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Speaker1: So, anyway. Like her voice, I just wish she would just accent the spunk. It's getting there. So anyway, what was the topic you came up with? Has-beens that could revitalize their careers. Well, again, I could be a has-been. Anybody. Celebrities that have kind of faded out of fame. Right. And could possibly revitalize their career with shooting porn. Shooting porn. Okay. I just kind of tried being a sex worker or something like that. I said, no, that sounded kind of icky, so shooting porn. Well, it's the same thing. I guess to some degree it is. I mean, a sex worker could entitle a lot of things. She could be a stripper, could be shooting porn, she could be only fans. Prosecutors, yeah. You know, but. Could be anything. So anyway, okay, so I typed that into AI. Okay. Hang on, let me get to the exact what I typed in. Okay. Cheating again we are. Give me a list of 20 actors and actresses that could revive their career with porn okay okay so the very number one okay yeah i don't know what this woman is doing now lindsey lohan you know i have no idea with Yeah, she her issues with it was a crash and burn it was you know it was a train wreck for sure but you know every time she was in the news you wouldn't want to see her do porn oh absolutely absolutely isn't it i yeah her and um i don't want to bring up another person but uh like britneyars. Well, yeah, Britney Spears didn't make the list, but yeah. Oh, I'm surprised. If you follow Britney Spears, and I do. Yeah, I know you do. On Instagram, she's like trying to show things, but you can't. Because of Instagram. She goes right up to the line, though. You know, now that she's had some of these new freedoms from her dad and everything else, and I guess she's wanting to make sure, I mean. She's testing the water, you think? The girl's got to be, what, 40-something? She looks good. Oh, yeah, hell yeah. You know? I mean, she had a... She should be able to do what she wants to do. I agree. You know, we all have mental insecurities. I mean, not me, but everybody else. Yeah, not you, dear. You are a rock. You you are stable i can't say that with a straight face sorry can't even but yeah i mean she had a time they were she was like uh crash and burn sure you know but she seemed to get her shit together we haven't all had some segment of our life of crash and burn like my 20s my 20s crash and burn yeah yeah um yeah yeah i'd say my 20s too i was pretty reckless yeah i think a lot of people are yeah but again lindsey ohan was totally 20s yeah yeah alcohol drug fame money yeah you know what there's some sometimes we should you go back into the porn world, and I don't want to say it's a seedy world. It doesn't have to be, so I don't want to just blanket it with that. But if she's got her life cleaned up and you go back into something like porn, do you think that there might be a percentage that you might go back into those old habits just because of the environment? Depends. Yeah, that's what I wasn't sure. Depends how much people mature. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. You know, you shoot adult content. You don't have a drug and alcohol problem. No. No, let me just get my drink here. No, man. I'm fine. It's under control. Here. Can I have that doob, please? No one calls it doobs anymore. Yeah, that's back in your age. Yeah, I am. I haven't smoked a joint in like forever, forever. I don't think anyone's smoking joints anymore. Oh, I'm sure they do. They put it in a bowl or they vape it. Vape it or whatever. Yeah, these i think that i mean some people yeah i'm
Speaker2: sure still roll joints i'm sure yeah i think that's kind of you know it's more of a pipe thing
Speaker1: now i i don't know yeah i don't like taking anything to my lungs so i don't you do tinctures
Speaker2: but i don't do any of it i drink bourbon all right so the next one i i would definitely watch
Speaker1: this one okay definitely oh definitely okay megan fox oh i i didn't think she had a lull in her Thank you.
Speaker2: Thank you.
Speaker1: Thank you.
Speaker2: Thank you.
Speaker3: Thank you. Thank you. Thank. Definitely. Okay. Megan Fox. Oh, I didn't think she had a lull in her career. She hasn't really done anything in a long time. That's what I'm aware of. Yeah, we're not into it. But, oh, my God. Yeah, I mean, she could clean up. Oh. Definitely. She could own porn. Right, I agree. Not in the way I do. Yeah, you buy it.
Speaker2: No, I shoot it.
Speaker1: Oh, and you haven't bought it. Oh, come on.
Speaker2: I'm always paying for it.
Speaker1: Well, there you go.
Speaker2: That's with you.
Speaker1: I feel so special about that, too.
Speaker2: Yeah, you should.
Speaker3: All right.
Speaker1: Yeah, so Megan Fox is just gorgeous. Yeah, I think she she was really hot absolutely porn it doesn't take any acting skills you just gotta like sex um that would be the most ideal but when but when you start like doing like these really cheesy scenes from back you know back in the day that kind of shit i i actually like the amateur porn stuff yeah i do
Speaker2: too i mean i would just want to see her and her could be whoever right with him someone she wants to have sex with right i don't need a storyline no just just go at it man that's all that's just Show me how erotic it is watching your O-Face.
Speaker1: Right, right.
Speaker2: Office space.
Speaker3: Your O-Face. Go at it, man. That's all. Just show me how erotic it is watching your O face.
Speaker1: Right, right.
Speaker2: Office face.
Speaker1: Your O face, yeah.
Speaker4: O, O.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: All right, so the next one is a gentleman who I am not familiar with.
Speaker1: Oh, so why are you putting it on the list?
Speaker2: It's what AI said, not my list.
Speaker1: You could just show up.
Speaker2: I could make my list. It would, you know, people would be like, well, she's still famous.
Speaker1: Yeah, okay.
Speaker2: It's Colton Hayes.
Speaker3: See you next time. It's what A.I. said, not my list. I could make my list. It would, you know, people would be like, well, she's still famous. Yeah, okay. Is Colton Hayes.
Speaker2: He was in The Arrow.
Speaker3: I didn't see that.
Speaker2: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either.
Speaker1: So, you know, it depends on, you know, what he still looks like now. Men, you know, men in the adult, I'll call it the adult industry because they because I think men have a harder time because they have to maintain a physique. And generally have to have some level of package. Yes. I was just going to get to that. Okay, I'm sorry. Yeah. And, yes, I was going, you know, regular physique and then, you know, everything else, penis size. And, you know, as you get older. And performance. And performance. Can't be a 30-second guy. See, that's where women benefit in porn and sex in general. Sure. Women will critique a gentleman. It's like, oh, well, that lasted four pumps. You know what? Maybe he was uber turned on by you. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We've talked about that before, before but sure you know women like you always say just kind of like has to be there and then use spunk lube to help things flow take anything in with that pretty much but you know guys they if they don't get a wreck that's it they're going nowhere yeah or they pop too quick and then they pop too quick and they can't recover yeah yeah it's tough i think i think men definitely have a much harder time in porn than women would have especially as you age definitely as you age now this this woman i was going to say young lady but she's a woman now okay i found her very attractive when she was younger but not in a ped way. And unfortunately, she suffered some mental issues. And I don't know where she is now or what she's doing. Amanda Bynes. Oh, wow. Yeah. I haven't heard that name in like forever. She did a lot of those kids. She was part of the whole Disney thing. Disney, yeah. And then she grew up and started doing some movies um not porn but uh did movies and developed she like went off the deep end was like homeless and dyed her hair blondish and was like she had some real issues so i feel bad for that part yeah but back when she was still had her kind of shit together it's like she she was a very, very, she was the borderline between cute and hot. Right. Wasn't, was that some Disney show that she was popular on that the girls used to watch? I just can't remember what it is. My daughters used to watch it. Yeah, I don't remember. You know, the one I keep thinking about is Hilary Duff. Oh, she's not on this list. But you know what? Hilary still, I think, has some level of career. I think so, too.
Speaker2: I think she's doing more singing.
Speaker4: That could be.
Speaker2: She actually has grown up to be a very attractive woman.
Speaker1: Yes, I thought she was always cute back then.
Speaker3: She plays her cards right.
Speaker1: I'm sure she would.
Speaker2: She wouldn't want me, but she could have.
Speaker1: Well, honey, most people could, but...
Speaker2: Now, here's one that doesn't need money at all.
Speaker3: Mm-hmm.
Speaker2: And she has done porn, so to speak. I have no interest in seeing it.
Speaker1: I don't know who this would be.
Speaker2: Paris Hilton.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah. You know, that whole...
Speaker2: She did it.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: You know, but I never...
Speaker1: I didn't find it that... I never found her that attractive or alluring or. What was her friend's name? Kim Kardashian? No. Oh, Richie. Yeah. Richie. Richie, yeah. Something Richie. See, that's how much we know. Lionel Richie's daughter. Yes, I know that. But she was even less attractive. Yeah, I thought those two were just a hot mess. Yeah, so now here's a girl that was very attractive. She had some issues with drugs, alcohol, whatever. Wow, there's a theme here, huh? That is it. Yeah, I do. Maybe it's the whole acting thing. She's kind of calmed down, I think. And I think she's trying to evolve her career. I actually got to see her once when I was at a photo shoot at a movie scene tara reed oh yes yes the cute blonde from um i know you mean i forgot what's that movie we like with uh uh van wilder oh yeah beautiful eyes that's an old old movie so yeah back then but yeah well i don't know if that movie that she was shooting that never came out never came out
Speaker3: Thank you. that's an old old movie so yeah back then but yeah well i don't know if that movie that she
Speaker1: was shooting that never came out never came out i don't think it did either that was like local there was like a little local up and outside of hellentown yeah it was like a biker bar or
Speaker2: something she was at that's where i was shooting her i didn't shoot her i was shooting the movie production um so the next one is a guy who has battled with some mental instability and then some religious whatever and everything else. I always thought he was a great actor, Shea LeBeouf. Like he was in, and you remember him most. He was in Terminator, but he was also in Constantine. What part did he was in terminator but he was also in constantine
Speaker1: what part did he play in constantine he was the the uh the cohort the guy who drove the cab oh yeah yes yeah oh that's funny yeah so you know he had some real that seems like That happens so much with that industry. I don't know why. I mean, maybe just when you're pretending for a living, it's got to be draining. Again, you hear more and more going on out in Hollywood with people leaving Hollywood and the stuff going on. I think there's a lot of stress. I don't know much about it, but I'm just going to say it's a lot of stress. Yeah, I'd say in general. And, again, your life is not yours. No, no. You've got Pavarazzi. You've got everybody pulling you, you know, seven different directions. Yeah, that's got to suck. So you think, like, if they did a porn career, do you think that that would help? I mean, I don't know. Well, I'm saying he has a career now that is, I think, for the most part, non-existent. I'm just talking in general. I don't know for a fact, but I think it's non-existent. Right. So the concept with AI was that they could revive their career. Right. You know, I mean, I don't know where they are financially. They might not ever need to work. Transformers did quite well. I think so. Yeah, he was, to my knowledge, he was in two or three of them all right so here's one the problem with this one i guess ai is not aware that he has aids or hiv positive is charlie sheen he i i knew he had some i wasn't sure what one of those don't be spreading rumors no i believe he was either HIV positive or an A22. I think it might just be HIV positive. Well, that's not good. No, obviously. I'm sorry for him to have that. Yeah, but he definitely. Would you want to see Charlie Sheen having sex? I don't, but that's me. I'm not into seeing cock. I know's definitely a wild person so it's got to be pretty interesting to watch i would imagine i don't expect him to be like super sensual or anything that i think he'd be more outrageous and more decadent and more animalistic primal you know okay very um yeah more rough but would you be interested in seeing what he's packing sure okay why not what the heck yeah why not yeah why not so um okay one last i'm gonna take a commercial okay all right i know the name i'm not overly familiar with her katherine heigl i don't i think she was a model originally and then became an actress i think yeah we don't know that we should just skip over i'm going over the list in all fairness yeah but i don't add anything to her, like with, you know. Yeah, but I mean, she's an attractive woman. I know that. I remember that part. But all right, so let's just play this one. Hello there. I'm Donna Lynn, and I invite you to step into my world at HotWifeDonnaLynn.com. As a mature woman embracing the hot wife lifestyle, i believe that pleasure has no age limit my journey is all about exploring my deepest desires and fantasies and i want to share all the thrilling moments with you imagine indulging in the tantalizing adventures that make my heart race a roller coaster of passion where i connect with like-minded souls, embracing the excitement of new experience. At hotwifedonlin.com, you'll find exclusive content that captures my erotic escapades, showcasing my confidence and the joy of living unapologetically. Are you ready to witness uninhibited passion and excitement? Join me as I explore the thrill of seduction and discover what it means to really enjoy life to the fullest. Head over to HotWifeDonnaLynn.com where fantasies come to life and let's embark on this exhilarating journey together. Let's play. See you soon. Sure. All right, so back to the list of some 20. Pick ones that I know, please.
Speaker2: Well, the next one you know.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: I have zero interest in seeing this gentleman, I use a term loosely, succeed.
Speaker1: All right. I don't know who this is.
Speaker2: Or yet, I have no interest in seeing this gentleman. I have no interest in seeing any gentleman naked.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: Definitely not this fucking guy.
Speaker1: All right. Justin Bieber. Oh, yeah. No, not even a little bit. Was it? You know what? No. I won't say it. I'm not going to say it. I was going to say it really cruel because I don't like him. I was going to say it really cruel. That's not the point here. The point here, if his career was in a lull and he decided to take a dip into the adult industry, could he revoke them? Oh, I think he could. Oh, absolutely. I think there's a lot of fans of his that liked him when they were minors that are now adults. Adults. I'd be like, oh, yeah, I'd want to see that. Yeah, I'd want to see that. Sure. I mean, he's not a bad-looking guy. I was never a fan, period. Yeah, it's just his attitude, in my opinion. I think he's an arrogant little, you know, fop. But that's just my opinion. But, you know, looking back on it, yes, it definitely would. I'm sure his wife or whatever may not be so happy about that. I don't know if he's married. Yeah, I just remember like in, you know, they always like show couples together and And they showed him with a woman So I assumed he has a significant other Of some sort Unless it's his sister or something Which I don't know I'm sure he could do very well I'm going to skip over a few here I have no idea The next one I'm going to talk about. Okay. I would max out every credit card I could get. Uh-oh. Guess who that would be? I have no idea. Kate Beckinson. Oh, I should have known. Yeah. Yeah, oh my God, yeah. Gorgeous. Absolutely. But, you know, most of these people, if they're still gorgeous and they're still taking care of themselves, don need to revive their we're not saying they need to they just think if they wanted to they could AI came up with this list not me no no no or just the idea 20 stars they could revive their career with yeah if they wanted to if they were to take a deep you know dive into the adult you know industry they they could do very well if they wanted to. Now, here's one. I don't know anything about his career at the current moment. He's a singer. He's done some acting. John Mayer. Hmm. I mean, so I was attractive. I know he's done. I know he's a musician and that kind of stuff, but. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Okay. Yeah, he's a good-looking guy, sure. All right, so, okay. It might be fun to watch. The rest of the list is people I don't really, I'm not familiar with. So I'm going to throw some memes out there. Okay. Okay? People that I think their career is kind of on hold. Yeah, in our opinion, because we don't know what they're doing. Not that they're broke or anything else. But, okay, Will Smith, who's admitted to being a swinger. Yeah, that's a whole weird thing, you know. No, it's not. No. He's a swinger. He's a lot of them. Of course he is. But it just seemed like how he kind of, and I understand why we do that, but portrayed himself to the public, and then he comes out, oh, yeah, my wife and I are swingers, and then all this drama happens, and then they got divorced, right? No, I think they're still together. Oh, you think they're still together? I thought they got divorced, or there's some bullshit on. It's like, wait a minute, if you're swingers, you know, you have to have a, well, it doesn't matter. But yeah, he could definitely go into porn without a problem and people would be lining up to see it. That other black actor, he was in Blade. Oh. I can't think of his name right now.
Speaker3: I'll think of it. It's on tip by tongue. But anyway, so again, we talked about Britney Spears. I think she could probably. Oh, my God. How many men have grown up fantasizing about her? Oh, absolutely. And here she is on Instagram posing nude but having things covering up stuff. Yep.
Speaker2: So, one, if she went to Playboy and just posed nude, they'd probably be one of the top selling playboys of all time i think so but then if she actually shot video of her having sex oh my god with herself were other people i yeah i think that um she could do really well i don't know what she's doing i've seen her on instagram she could stay whole in Vegas for a while. So I don't think she's hurting for money. Right. But I think it's almost something she would want to do, the way she's posing and stuff. Right, exactly. She's making no money on Instagram with that. Yeah, it just gets people interested. Yeah, maybe a future ego. Sure. It lets people know where you are and what you're doing, so it keeps you in the public eye. I mean, look how many people, while they're still in the public eye, pose for Playboy. Yeah, true. Being Farrah Fawcett. Yeah, she did. You know. There's a lot. Yeah, there's a lot of fame. That was the Playboys I was always interested in was the celebrities. Yeah, because they're in the public can relate to them if it's somebody that you don't know you're like oh yeah she's really hot but you know nowadays more and more people are doing nude scenes in movies yeah so it's like well how close to playboy do you need to get well yeah i mean playboys play the most mild of all the men's magazines out there not as mild as it used to be but it's still mild it's no i know i'm not pardon me i've not seen a playboy in a lot of years no not a physical magazine i haven't i mean last time i saw a hustler they were doing penetration and cum shots and yeah so that's like just yeah porn porn that's not but implied or simulated playboy didn't use this show like open leg shots no the last time i saw it they were well i guess they have to come around with the times you know it's just getting more risque without sure yeah absolutely yeah again, I've not seen a Playboy in probably 10 years.
Speaker3: Yeah, I'm sure the printed magazine is still around. I'm sure there are digital applications and stuff. Sure.
Speaker2: But can you name a star you'd want to see?
Speaker1: Oh, my God. Where do I begin? Well, they don't have to be, you know. Who would be one of your favorite actors? Sean Connery. Actually. You can't see him anymore because he's dead. I know, but if he wasn't dead, I mean, I always thought Sean Connery for an older guy was very hot. Very hot. You know. Oh, Sam Elliott. I know another older guy. He's doing commercials now for, you know, USAA. It's, you know, he was a vet. Yeah. Sam Elliott's a great actor, person. Oh, yeah, great. I've always thought he was hot, even when I was younger, you know, and the first time I watched Tombstone, and he was in that back in the 90s. you know who could probably make a killing and she doesn't need money i'm sure a lot of people these don't need it but they wanted to that i think a ton of america would kill to see do either pose nude or do porn dolly pardon oh my god yes yes there's big jokes she's like are they real are they not yeah well supposedly they're real now i don't doubt she may have had them lifted or whatever but uh but still for a woman of her age man she's rocking it oh um yeah they did a whole thing with her just as a quick aside here is uh she's with the uh the cowboy cheerleaders and she's wearing one little outfits and she they were like oh yeah yeah it was like they were like whoa look at you and she's you know doing her whatever she wasn't that hourglass figure oh my god rocking that is amazing and you, she's no spring chicken, obviously. I mean, she's...
Speaker2: Sure old lad.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker2: Gorgeous, still. Christy Brinkley.
Speaker1: Christy Brinkley. I always thought Christy Brinkley was probably the most naturally pretty woman.
Speaker2: She's had some surgery over the years.
Speaker1: You're allowed.
Speaker3: I don't care.
Speaker2: Yeah, pull here, tuck there.
Speaker1: Everybody does.
Speaker2: I'm just saying.
Speaker1: Yeah, sometimes it seems still...
Speaker3: Still gorgeous.
Speaker1: Oh, absolutely.
Speaker2: I mean, they've... No, here's the one I would kill to see the creme niddle creme linda carter oh my god yeah i think i just i think i was just reading some magazine or something that you know or scrolling through my phone and they did a whole thing she is she still looks really good the quintessential like perfect woman yeah i can see that i can see that she is the all-american like hourglass fucking elegant classy long legs long legs crystal blue eyes i don't know what she got down yeah i oh a minute. Yeah. She'd be the one. I don't like Kate Beckinsale with that British accent. I can hear her moan during sex.
Speaker1: With a British accent.
Speaker2: But Linda Carter is just drop-dead gorgeous. I can see that. Even at her current age, whatever that may be. I follow her on Instagram. She is still just breathtaking.
Speaker3: Good. Thank you. Yeah, right. Let's go with that. Oh, my God. But, yeah, you're right. It makes me, I'm glad that a lot of these older people are really taking good care of themselves. Kind of gives me hope.
Speaker4: Well, when you're in the public eye and you have money,
Speaker3: you're going to want to take care of yourself. Yeah, but sometimes they don't.
Speaker2: And you're like, why? And then they get surgery, and they look like fucking flounder.
Speaker1: Oh, my God.
Speaker2: Their eyes are on the back of their head.
Speaker1: Yeah, they look like a flounder.
Speaker2: They get their lips done, and it's like, what the fuck? Who punched you in a mouth?
Speaker1: Oh, my God.
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Speaker2: Well, besides me.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah, besides you, of course. I paint mine in, though.
Speaker2: I have him tattooed.
Speaker1: I mean, doing the same thing, seriously. But he's so big. I mean, I think, you know, every time they have him with a female counterpart i mean he he dwarfs them it's almost six foot five yeah i know it's like crazy probably 300 pounds you wouldn't be having sex with him you'd be riding him like you were an elephant i wouldn't be riding him okay i would be riding you'd get lost oh yeah you're four foot eleven he's five Oh, my God.
Speaker2: Six foot five.
Speaker3: Oh, my God.
Speaker1: Oh, my God.
Speaker3: Oh, my God.
Speaker2: Oh, my God.
Speaker3: Oh, my God.
Speaker2: Oh, my God.
Speaker3: Oh, my God.
Speaker1: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Speaker3: Oh, my God.
Speaker2: Oh, my God.
Speaker3: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Speaker1: Oh, my God.
Speaker3: Oh, my God.
Speaker1: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Speaker3: Oh, my God.
Speaker2: Oh, my God.
Speaker3: Oh, my God.
Speaker2: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Speaker3: Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.
Speaker2: You're 4'11", he's 6'5".
Speaker1: Things would not be lining up.
Speaker2: He would just put you on his dick and spin you like a top.
Speaker1: Yeah, it would be terrible.
Speaker4: It would be terrible.
Speaker2: Better use spunk loop for that.
Speaker1: Yeah, lots of spunk.
Speaker2: Because otherwise you're going to hurt somebody.
Speaker1: Yeah, exactly. Because if he's big everywhere, I wonder what else is it? Is it or is it not? I don't know. I mean, if he is, God bless him. God bless him. But yeah, he's a younger, he's not young, young, but he's younger. Do you know what stars, here's a star I don't want to see do porn. She kind of did it earlier. Now she just looks like a fucking train wreck. Madonna. Oh, yeah. You know, I don't. What the fuck was she thinking? You know, she was the, like. But she always had this slutty look that was kind of hot. She was never, like, a head turner. She did the Marilyn Monroe thing for a little bit. It was kind of attractive. I thought that looked good. And then she got back to like the slightly like slutty club girl, which was fine. It was fine. Now, I don't know what the fuck she is. I'm not even getting political with it. I'm just going to say, you know. Sorry. Now she's just like, what the fuck is that? Sorry, honey. That's all right. I put's alright I'll swallow bitch yeah I know yeah girl I don't don't do surgery just don't do surgery well be conservative with it don't worry yeah I don't yeah I would not want to see her yeah alright well that wraps that one up yeah you're gonna have to because my throat's raw now. Okay. So all things are wrong here. Hey, I want to thank everyone for listening. Again, reach out to us, info at hotwifepodcast.com. Jay just sent us an email about having orgasms without being touched. So we'll talk about that the next show. Okay, sounds good. And, again, heard from our buddy Stephen, and he's on the mend. Oh, good, good.
Speaker2: So, again, everyone, his thoughts and prayers out to him. So, thank you.
Speaker1: Okay, have a great night, everybody. We'll see you next time.