The podcast features conversations between Donna Lynn, Vince, Mikki and Jack discussing their experiences and preferences in the swinging lifestyle. They provide insight into the perspectives and experiences of individuals involved in consensual non-monogamy. It sheds light on the dynamics, motivations, preferences, and challenges of couples who engage in swinging. The conversations touch on topics such as communication, compatibility, jealousy, and the excitement of swinging. The speakers also discuss their preferences for attractive partners and share light-hearted banter. While the transcript includes explicit and comedic sexual banter, it may be of interest to individuals who enjoy adult-oriented humor or are curious about the swinging lifestyle.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its hosts or guests and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Yay. I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. Yeah, okay.
vince yeah i almost believed it that time yeah almost and we have some special guests with us today mickey who hasn't been here in a while mickey hi how are you i'm doing great missing in action i know and we have jack i don't know i don't think she's missing any action no i don I don't think she's missing any action. That's why, because she has a boy toy here, you know. Missing in action. Not missing action. Missing in action. Clarify that. So, yeah, it was a nice little surprise. Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Yeah, happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. Get your bird stuff.
Spanxgivinggiving if you're into the bdsm world yes just saying really no i had to go there i had to go there okay just checking all right i'll just sit here quietly and drink my rum and i was just thinking you're gonna get your bird stuffed or something i like that i thought you wanted to be spanked i like being spanked he's like whatever one man spanks another one's abuse Thank you. I like that. I thought you wanted to be spanked. I like being spanked. He's like, whatever. One man spanks, another one's abuse. That's true. Okay, I'm fine with that.
He lets me do what I want to do, so that's why. Hey, I got a treat today for Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah? What did you get? Jack brought me some bourbon. Oh, wow, wait a minute. What kind? McKenzie? Yep. So you have to get closer to your mic. We can't hear you. Yes. There we go. So, yeah, it's a... This is a ceremony up in Watkins Glen, New York. Okay. Oh, New York. Okay. Yeah, it's very good. Very smooth. Nice. Yeah. Well, you know how to schmooze him, Jack, now. Basically, at this point, I'm going to mute yours and Mickey's mic, and Jack and I are just going to do the bourbon show. All right.
Keep it interesting. It's going to be the hot bourbon show. As it should be. As it should be. So what's been going on in Mickey's life? That's what the National Inquirer said. That's what inquiring minds want to know. Remember? Yes, I do, actually. That's a little frightening, isn't it? So what's been going on that you can talk about? Yeah, that you can talk about. That I'd like to share. Wow. I feel like so much and not so much, right? Just busy with life. But then I met Jack and, you know. So now you're busy with Jack. Yeah, busy with Jack and been a little preoccupied there.
Wow, please, details. We'll go to video later. Oh, video later. Actually, we could do that. I need some more bourbon, please. Try to help yourself. I got a big thing behind me. Bourbon is not the problem. We have bourbon. But all good things. I think that being that we're both from the swinger world, we have a lot more. You guys met through a swinger site? Right. So I think it's more fun. It's my actual first swinger type couple. Okay. Being with another swinger person. So now are you guys swinging with other couples? We're just staying together mostly. Once. Okay. Yeah.
I think we're on the because i know some some people get together as as singles and then all of a sudden they go out as a swinger couple and then they start playing as a swinger couple yeah it's all a possibility sure nobody minds we were actually just talking about that right right we're taking we're taking applications nice young lady it's an extensive interview process so Jack was watching me with somebody else and I want to really watch him with somebody else. It was like that whole voyeur time. You've been a voyeur for some time. I think we both like the watch so it's kind of nice.
It's kind of cool. Yeah. I'm the voyeur so I fully understand it where Donna's more the exhibitionist. I'm the exhibitionist. She enjoys watching too though. Invariably I want to jump in. I want years of dancing. We all definitely want to jump in, I think. Jumping in is fun. It's like teasing yourself a little bit. Yeah, it is. It's like when I see him at the party and he's doing whatever he's doing with all these other women. I'm like, I get a kick out of it. I can't help it. I love to see the women. My face has a gravitational pull. It's something like that. So it's fun.
His tongue's patented, right? Yeah, it's something like that. That's what they tell me. We have to get that damn tongue ensured. That's what they tell me. I don't know. At least my tongue's good for something. Yeah, besides talking to me. I mean, no, dear, I love it. Anyway. He muted her again. Thanks. Thanks, Vince. Love you. Get that control board over here. She wouldn't know what to do with it. No, I probably wouldn't. I'd be like, what does this button do? What does this button do? So, Mickey, you've been swinging almost a year now, right?
Yeah, I did take a sabbatical relief just because it or leave just because it was, you know, it was just too much. It's too much. It's time consuming. Sure. Trying to weed what you like out. What's the nice thing with swinging is, you know, if it's not your main relationship thing, you know, like if you're married, let's say, you know, you're married 24-7. Oh, dear God, kill me now. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. No, I've never been happier. Yeah, but you guys are married with a lot of freedom. So I don't see the problem with that because you're horny.
No, but where I can swing it, as I was getting at it, it's the nice thing with swinging.
It's like if you hit a spell where it's like, okay, I'm horny horny as shit you can go get all the sex you want and then if you don't want to play with others you just don't answer emails or stay away from the sites you know it's right you know you can it's like okay is it fishing season or not fishing season i don't want to go fishing you know right i would love to think it was that easy like i could just go and have sleep but you know you got to be comfortable with what you're seeking and yeah but i'm saying is if you're Thank you.
you know right i would love to think it was that easy like i could just go and have sleep but you know you got to be comfortable with what you're seeking and yeah but i'm saying is if you're not in the mood to play with others or play with many others you might have you know a couple people in your corral and you go okay i'm just gonna you know where now it's like okay they're getting old you know i gotta move on from the glazed donuts and move to the, you know, something else. Well, you know. They're getting old. That's a horrible way to put it.
Well, if you're not, you know, it's one of the nice things we've talked about. Oh, I fucked you a half a dozen times. I'm done. I'm moving on. Well, the thing is, like I said, we've talked about this. Stranger sex. One of the greatest things about swinging is you have sex with someone else. It might not actually be better than what you're getting at home. Right. But it's erotic because it's something different. Different, yeah. It might not be better. It might just seem more erotic because, okay, the guy was okay. But you know what?
He fucking, you know, stuffed me in the backseat of his car and fucked me in. It was only four minutes. It was kind of hot. We almost got caught. You know, the kids were in the front seat. Whatever. I'm just sorry I'm talking. Hypothetical. I didn't say that happened to me. Oh, my God. But you know what? I feel like it could easily go the other way, too. The kids could be in the backseat and you fuck you and you fuck you in the backseat? Not so much. Keep hitting the horn. You find someone, but then it's not. Like you're not compatible. Sure. You don't know. Oh, we've had a couple. Yeah.
Yeah, but... But you keep trying. Well, again, you have to sit there and look at it. Are you just looking to have fun or are you looking to try to find a, you know, a mate? And that's, you know, one of the benefits of being a couple in the… Well, the pressure's off. It's just about having fun. Not just that, but like you get the benefit of knowing somebody kind of long-term. They know how you like it. You enjoy each other. And then you introduce someone who could be... Are you trying to give Jack subtle hints about us? Yes. Okay, good. That's about fucking time you told him.
I think our sex is good. Well, thanks, Jack, but you know, I didn't want to tell her yet about us. Swallow, bitch. Oh, come on, man. I had a mouth full of rum and coke. I got to spit it out. No, no, we're not even pretty. Thank you. We're going to have to do it a lot. I'm going to have to, like, get tired of you. Boy, poor bastard.
I feel a hard no but yeah when you're in a couple relationship it's it's not that you're trying to find something better it's something fun right okay but then the thing is a cool like i'll speak from our experiences it might be fun might not be phenomenal or whatever but then when you go back to the two of you you can relate to that and go like jack was saying he likes to watch and you like to watch it's like it was really hot watching him grab your ass and yeah slam you up and down on his dick you know even though it was you know 30 seconds you know it was it was hot to watch it you know that that adds you're right to your fun slash relationship it's not about like well that guy wasn't you know i don't think i want to play with him that's fine but it was hot watching him fuck you you know yeah or i did tell him i did tell him that yeah you're right it's not about taking one for the team necessarily it's it's one that's like okay he's a good-looking guy and everything else but hey yeah it didn't trip my trigger but you know i had fun right that's it you know good enough so what the fuck's that face for it's like good enough i'm like yeah yeah we've had some playmates like that but the excitement is you don't know yeah you don't know yeah when you're playing with someone for the first time you know you it's like buying an arcade you know like buying a video game for a playstation you think it's gonna be fun some people think it's fun and then you put it in you go this game's fucking boring right or it's like it's not what i thought it would be a lot of times it's not that it's not fun it's just not what i thought it would be.
A lot of times, it's not that it's not fun. It's just not what I thought it would be. Yeah. And sometimes it is fun. Sometimes it's a lot of fun. Sometimes it's more fun than I thought it would be. Well, don't say you don't know. You don't know. So you've got to take a chance. Yeah. Take a chance. That's right. You know, we try to vet them, find out what they're into ahead of time.
I do, like, texting, you know that's really important to me grammar is important does he use punctuation that's really really important to me you know they find out like what they're into while you're texting and sometimes you know they have this like great the build-up is great then when they get here it's kind of like and then other times where's your personality well it's like you know i'm i'm the i'm the bad one i use that speech to text so oh yeah i come up with all kinds what the fuck was i saying is this english i can't wait to get hold of your chicken leg and then what the fuck is that yeah you have the nicest set of spare tires What the fuck is that about?
Oh, he's kinky. I'm going to take you out to dinner and buy you a nice bedpan. What the fuck is that? I don't want to know. I've got to learn to proofread. I lose more dates this way. That's my category right there.
Or you have to do the text to speech thing like talking like a mental patient I want to if you just do it normally hey I want to take you out for a real nice dinner and maybe afterwards we can go get a hotel room you look at it and it's like I want to take you to the playground and slaughter you it's like what the fuck was that it's 2023 technology should be it hurts well it's actually AI filling in what's in my head AI's going no he wants to kill her he doesn't want to he wants to rape her dead body oh it went it went dark real quick, didn't it? Oh, I had to sleep with him tonight, guys.
You know what? I'm not feeling that cold. Come on. I think I'll stay in the spare bedroom with the cat. Oh, fucking time. Now it's going to have more leg room. We have enough peanut butter? Do we have enough peanut butter? Absolutely. Dogs can sleep in the bed with me. Oh, there you go. Oh, my God. That's disgusting. Have you tried it don't judge what the dog licking you I didn't say anything I said nothing about that I'm just saying dogs like treats all I'm saying we do not condone bestiality I'm just saying that no we No, we don't. Just making a joke. Ha. My hand is up.
So I had to do it for my ex-wife. If I'd make a joke, she didn't get them half the time. So she'd be like, that's not nice. I said, I'll put my hand up. So that way you know I'm joking. Kind of ruins the whole effect, but okay. But whatever, she wasn't bright. So the topic we were going to talk about tonight and we'll actually run it by them so now that you guys are kind of a couple as my dog goes walking over she heard peanut butter so do you think you could stop swinging yeah iermanently or temporarily? I love that I'm going to answer this question first. It doesn't matter who answers it.
I'm putting it out there. It's individual personal preference. There's no right or wrong answer. You're welcome to change your mind in life. I could. Who couldn't? You have willpower. Do I to probably not probably not i don't know i don't know that's a tough one i mean i could so your answer was what my answer is of course i could but okay yeah i could i'm perfectly happy like anybody else who wanted to cheat it's like do you cheat or do you lose your spouse what do you want. Yeah, I could. I'm perfectly happy with my husband.
Like anybody else who wanted to cheat, it's like, do you cheat or do you lose your spouse? What do you want? That's all it is. I care about someone enough. Well, that's the thing is, you know, well, go ahead, Don, you answer. Oh, yeah. It's your hot wife podcast. Oh, I was on the hot wife. You are. Well, I could give it up easily. I would miss it because it doesn't. Yeah, you give it up easily. I know you do. Slot that I am. No, it's... Well, I could give it up easily. I would miss it. Yeah, you give it up easily. I know you do. Slut that I am. That's the problem. Oh, and you hate it so much.
Oh, my gosh. The Amazon guy comes up to the driveway. She's like, oh, good. The Amazon guy is here. I said, did you order a package? No, but I'm getting one. That's not even true. He's making all that up.
Yeah yeah i could because i'm very happy with you most of the time on wednesdays every third every month whatever you go away no but it does add a definite little spark that we can laugh about and have like a little uh private joke between us that i i find very erotic especially when you're he's on a website he's like hey what about this guy he's pretty hot it's well he's shopping again okay i'll go to jack do you want to see see uh mickey like fuck someone like me no you don't you want to see fuck Come on now. You know, someone who doesn't have bolts out the side of his neck. Oh, come on.
We had it removed. I think Frankenstein is pretty hot in his own way. I am Iron Man. No. I fuck woman. Fire back. Yeah, that's not it. Yeah, Halloween's over now. Let's go.
We sound like that all the time that's the problem that's the problem so but no i mean ideally if i wanted to you know it's like okay if i want to see you with somebody it generally should be someone that is attractive and decent shape you know i don't want to see you with like no offense god rest his soul chris farley right right you know it's like you know he's funny and i'd love to party with him if he was still alive but i don't think i want to see him for patrick swayze though you would say yes oh absolutely okay there you go so it's yeah what decade yeah it was the chippendales you know chippendales you know are we talking patrick swayze in 1980s yeah yeah remember the dance roadhouse you know which one But they did it on Saturday Night Live, remember?
Oh, God, yeah. Oh, Chris Farley did it. Yeah, with farley the chipmendales yeah you know and they were you know but chris farley won because he had no patrick won no he did no patrick won oh yeah he did yes patrick won and they were like you know that's a a close race. It was really close. Very close. As close as their weight. The only way Chris could have won if he had a dick that was like huge and stuck out past his belly at that point. If he danced like that all the time, he'd be skinny. He would have been skinny. I'm sorry to put that in past tense, but yeah. He's skinny now.
Aw, God rest his soul. God rest his soul. always he made me laugh he made me laugh but um where are we going so okay yeah do you think swinging is something you could give up um i think so i think um thanks no i think so i mean yeah i think we you know if your partner has great sex and it's really good, I think eventually, like, there's been issues or times where somebody wants to have, like, okay, it's heightened, we're horny. Yeah, okay. So, I mean, as long as you're compatible with that and can handle that, I think it's good.
But you only have the, I guess I'll use the word fantasies, for lack of a better term better term like you enjoy seeing her play with others so is that something that initially you might think that like okay i don't need that but then let's say six months a year down the road you go man i'd really like to see that again that's a that's a possibility but so him yeah it's so him well oh that's her too so don't even go there yeah i'm just saying it i'm not saying you can't or whatever give it up but i'm just saying it's it's a tough thing when you you know i mean when you get to a point in your life i say when you're you know 57 and you give up on sex you know you sit there and like okay oh poor baby no when you get to a point we all are going to get to a point where kind of sex kind of tapers off okay let's pretend we all live to 80 okay sex isn't necessarily going to have the same level of importance i think you're going to put some time into it to make it spicy though to make to keep it going.
Viagra, lots of vitamins, supplements. It depends. Spunk lube. Oh, there you go. Since you brought it up, go ahead, give the plug. And if you're 80 years old and you need your lubricant. Or if you're younger. Or younger or whatever. I recommend spunk lube.
Or you get anal and his dick is too big i recommend spunk lube or if you or if you have a jerk-off toy and you there it is right there on the kitchen table if you have a jerk-off toy and you need lube which you should use so you don't hurt your dick yes don't look at me it wasn't me we had a guy we talked to that had a that was telling us his dick was sore because he bought one of those uh little pocket things that you put your dick in like a vacuum cleaner thing and he didn't use lube and it like and he was hitting all the buttons going through all the motions and it it really gripped onto his dick and just hurt him it's like dude does the instructions yeah it tells you you should use lube did you no it didn't so he was here last week so we gave him some sponsor was he uh bruised he was all red road rash it'll take a motorcycle accident yeah like the head of his dick was all like around the rim was all inflamed not in a good way oh bruised up he still was able to fuck he still was able to come so good for him he lasted longer because like he said he says it hurt it hurt wow yeah Ha-ha- to the When you get to the cash out area Or check out area In the discount code Put in hot wife All one word You get a 10% discount.
So thank you, Spunk Lube. Thank you, Spunk Lube. I used that the other weekend. That's for sure. You guys have had Spunk Lube around the house. Oh, yeah. I have a gallon of it upstairs. That's the avocado and coconut oil, so I cook with it. I don't. If you buy it, don't cook with you. You probably could. You probably could. It's just... You don't have to worry, you know, if you go from oral to... No, no, it tastes good. Any of it, you don't have to worry about. It's edible. It's all good. Not flavored or anything. No. That's good on a salad. That's... Oh, yeah.
I haven't tried it on ice cream yet, but we'll see. No, I don't think it'd be good on ice cream. A salad, it might work. It might. Anything you use on the pot. I don't like an Italian hoagie or something like that. You've got to season the kebab. Whatever you want to call it, baby. Whatever you want to call it. Season the kibase. Kebab, kibase. Yeah, I like that. Whatever you want to call it. Donna's toy looks more fun. Hold on. It works. I think the toy will be fun once I figure out how to use it. The instructions, at least you speak Cantonese. You can't understand the instructions.
It's like Batman and Robin with a fucking sidekick on that thing. Oh, my God. I know. It's like unbelievable. She wants to go out. um yeah just better at that the dog since we still are working on the studio we're still in the house dog doesn't want to go out okay they're just gonna be annoying great so but yeah no i think okay since no one's asked me i'll oh... Oh, okay, what about you? No, no, it's fine. Fuck me. Fuck me. Yes, sir, what about you? I mean, if my partner says we have to give it up, I obviously would give it up. But my preference is not to. Yeah, my preference is not to.
You know. It is fun. But, I mean, it's not...
But, again, we're not someone or people that, like, we know some that, like, they have to play every week, you know, a couple times a week or whatever for us it's whenever yeah now we do it more now due to shoot using it to shoot content you know but if we weren't shooting content it would be maybe maybe once a month once every other month we used to do it do you find that makes it spicy makes it you know special do you think you'd find that you know as soon as you you can't then you want to or as soon as you can like no um it depends on um if there was somebody she plays with that was like a lot of fun really erotic to watch you kind of want to see it again relatively soon you know but if it's someone that was like oh it's okay it wasn't that great to watch or whatever i mean there was a gentleman that you know came back at a second time or whatever and i said do i have to film this one it just wasn't right not that he was bad nice guy pardon me nice guy everything else but it just wasn't from my end she had fun wasn't wasn't astronomical fun wasn't like eyes in the back of her head fun but she had fun yeah but but you know but again when you know for me you know it's like okay it's not wasn't the visual stimulation that i'd like to see.
So it wasn't like, it's like, yeah, I don't care if you want to play. That's fine. I have no problem with that. You know, I trust him. He's safe. Everything else. But it's like, wasn't. I mean, if I saw Jack fucking somebody, like I think about it right now, I'm probably going to get wet, but like, I don't know because like, I know when you know somebody like, you know, their smell, their skin, their touch. I, We'll be right back. I don't know, because I know when you know somebody, you know their smell, their skin, their touch. I think that's hot.
I would probably have to sit there and play with myself. Yeah, I think so, too. Since I'm always photographing. I don't think I can sit there without playing with myself. See, I do it all the time. I get that all the time. We have the problems. No, that's fine. People ask me, like, you know, how do you, you know, shoot the stuff and not masturbate? It's like, well, first of all, I've been doing this shit for so long. Right, it's different. And I'm going through, I go into professional mode where I'm looking at the settings, the views, the lighting, everything else. I'm not really taking in.
I don't think the shadow on your ass is quite right bend over a little bit yes yeah i noticed that more i noticed that more than i do you know i i noticed the real eroticism focus i do i have to make sure it's in focus yeah yeah i do and and not uh format the card when you put it into the computer i'm glad you never messed messed up. Must be tough and perfect. I went to dump the video. I was having a problem getting it off the camera so I put it inside the mixing board as a place for a chip.
So I went to dump it that way and I hit the button where I thought was in transfer mode and I didn't have my glasses on so I went and hit yes for transfer.
Yes, I want to go to transfer mode but it was yes, format the card oh then erased the whole thing deleted that was my first time with mr beer can so i was like no way oh wow so he came back he came back the next day anyways it didn't no he didn't come back the next day next week whatever he's supposed to come back the next day but i wasn't feeling good so yeah but um he's a lot let's face it he's a i want to see that one the video i want to see a lot sure i can share the video when we're done yeah mr beer can yeah it's i feel like this guy deserves a better name no he's happy with beer can i think he's happy yeah we told him beer can it's not really long but it is seven inches and girthy yeah just really girthy it's great you know like and he's like you took that in your ass i was like yeah he goes you were like oh my god i didn't think you were going to do that so now when she farts it just goes circle the money we're saving on toilet paper because it doesn't touch a side Stop it, stop it, Jesus.
It just drops right out. I'm putting that money now towards bourbon. Don't need toilet paper. Our toilet paper budget has gone in half. That colon is clean. I do what I can. And you have. She does who she can. Yeah. Let's just say he's a challenge. Challenge. He's fun. Yeah, he's a good guy. He's fun to hang out with. Yeah, he's very animated. Even outside the bedroom. How much of this spunk did you use? A lot. Is that right? I was not even sure. Did you go down with that gallon? I was like. Is that right? The gallon's empty. Is that what it is? The pump gallon's not. You have a pump gallon.
We actually have a... Just use that one. They're putting in like a water tower out back here. Just spunk lube. Gravity fed? Yeah. Gravity fed. Spunk tower. Oh, beer cans coming over tonight. I better lube up, boy. It's a 250,000 gallon tank. But you did give me the spunk lube, just another plug for them because it does feel... Now, we gave you the stuff, the original, the other stuff. This is, and we'll get you a bottle of that if you want. That's the organic avocado and coconut oil. Yeah, but it's like, A, it feels natural. Like it's not, like it's slippery, but not...
What's the word I'm looking for? Overly slippery? Right. Well, put some of that in your hand. Yeah, I feel like it's like my own natural juicy juice, you know what I mean? Yeah, well, yeah, you're self-lubricating. Yeah. That is true. Put some of that in your hand. Just put a dial up in your hand. Try that. Oh, I did. That's how I know what I'm talking about. Oh, okay. Oh, you did try that. I don't need it. Can you demonstrate this? Should we have her compare this to her natural juices? Yeah, compare it to my natural juices. And then it's for the show. I have no interest.
I have no interest at all. All right. This is turning me on. I'm just going to rub this in like this. Should I go get the bottle of olive oil in the kitchen lovely it's lovely no really here let me take this it's like hang on now how would that feel if if jack was rubbing it on your tits i would feel awesome like i don't think so i don't think so he should probably massage you with the whole bottle you know like. You could. I use it like after my shower. I'll use that instead of. The only applicator being his cock. Oh, there you go. Yeah.
It takes a while to get it all over your whole body, but. Didn't you say you had to punish me or something? Yes, I did. What kind of punishment is that? Whatever works. Yeah, girl. I'm not judging sound effects with Greg. I like that.
I like that it's the only one I got this is good for your lips too both sets both sets there you go don't forget the applicator special applicator the oversized lipstick well the nice thing with that applicator it's good for external or internal application yep it's very important to you know say that and it's made in the u.s yeah yeah so yeah hooray you know usa makes you proud to get fucked with it. I'm a fuck. Fuck for old glory now, baby. I'm a patriot. Fuck for old glory. Fuck me, I'm a patriot. Sit on my dick. Oh, here we go, sit on my dick thing. Oh, my God.
I don't know where I found you guys. Holy moly. I don't know where I found you guys. You were in the next cell. 15 years ago, right? Something like that. When did you guys open that restaurant back when? Back, like, 12 years ago. Okay, so it was shortly after you opened it. 13, I'm sorry, 13. So it probably was 12 years ago, yeah. I thought it was close after you opened it. 13, I'm sorry, 13. So it probably was 12 years ago then. I thought it was closer to 15, but... About that. I can't add. Or subtract.
I was just saying the other day, not off-topic, but I was saying, I can't do simple arithmetic, but I did like long division organic chemistry. It's just crazy. It's just a... You're you're right that on topic it's a lack it's a lack of sex that's the lack of sex you mean like an hour you lost me on organics i thought she was going with orgasmic chemistry. Orgasmic chemistry. That's right. Every time she says the spunk lube is the organic, I think orgasmic in my mind and I just smile. It's the orgasmic spunk lube. So when you go to the grocery store, is this orgasmic lettuce?
I like that better. I'd be eating more lettuce if it was orgasmic. Oh my god, that salad was so exhausting. I came that better. I'd be eating more lettuce if it was orgasmic. Oh, my God. That salad was so exhausting. I came three times. What they do with the croutons. The vegetables can make you come like that. More people will be healthy. Carrots and cucumbers, I can see. You've moved up to rutabagas. Never saw a carrot I didn't like. What was that?
Never saw a never saw a carrot you didn't like I bet you I can show you one oh my god oh yeah the bent ones down at the place where you guys used to get your groceries because one of the girls we used to shoot she could take big vegetables they were carrots that were this big in diameter. Oh, I saw those. Like I said, I never saw a carrot. Like she said, Vince. I don't know. I haven't witnessed, you know, what Mickey can do. I like the baby carrots. Yes, you do, baby. Yes, you do. What? Not anymore. She meant the whole bag. She's not talking one. I don't know, man.
The jumbo carrots, they don't bend. She could put one of the big ones in and it comes out as baby carrots. Right? Is it a break? You bend it too hard? What? It breaks. Come on. Those things are strong. come on I'm not talking from experience I'm just saying they don't have give like human flesh has give even though a cock might you look at him and be like oh my god it's so big but it gives some girth I love it because I had remember that big that we called him Big Mike but he really wasn was a short guy with him. I mean, his dick literally is what nine inches soft, 14 inches hard.
It was literally as long as my arm and as thick around as my wrist. I was like, I feel like we need a sound effect over there. It's like, oh my God, this, but it, it actually fit in because he could, you know, it, it bends. And I practiced with a, we a – we bought me this big black dildo to practice with, and I'm like, I can't get this fucking thing. I'm never going to be able to fuck this guy. Never. And you're like a high achiever. I try. I try. I'm an overachiever in this case. But because of, you know, Vince getting me worked up and he got me worked up, it worked out fine.
I had orgasms and blah. That was awesome. Wow. That was, yeah. I was on top, and Vince helped me. It was like, you know, he got me, like, worked up more orally. I feel like we worked up or more excited. Yes. Worked up. Excited. Yeah. Both. I feel like. Because there's no way I could have taken that. And he was, like, a tiny little guy. He wasn't that tiny. Well, he was, I mean, the clothes he wore. He was skinny. It was crazy.
I feel like there's no way I could have taken that And he was like a tiny little guy He wasn't that tiny Well he was, I mean the clothes he wore He was skinny He was 5'9", 5'10", skinny He probably weighed 140 pounds 100 of it was cock Yeah Yeah, when you get hard Did you get hard, did you pass out? I mean literally it was like that He could have worked at the tollboost In Turnpike with a tollgate He was Thank you. Did you get hard? Did you pass out? I mean, literally, it was like that. He could have worked at the toll booths in Turnpike with a toll gate. He was. Yeah, he was a toll gate.
He's like, give me the money. Is that how you met? Right. But he was fun. He was a really great guy. He was a really great guy. But he looked like a little kid because he wore clothes that were so baggy. He looked like a little kid wearing his dad's clothes. Yeah. Right. He was trying to hide it. Yeah. Yeah. Like everything. What's he going to wear? Tight things? He's going to, you know. Oh, my God. There's no way. He talked about, you know, he had a couple of women who wanted it and they took us, you know. And he says, I won't do anal with anybody because it hurts me.
He says, you know, because they're so small and he had the girth and everything else. He says. And length. but the length isn't the part that hurts him it was a girth part yeah and he was not into porn or anything like that no no we did uh we did i did a bunch of uh artistic photos of him you told him about his potential and just saying um well he knew i'd never tell him anything, but he just was happy with his life. I don't think we were shooting back then. We weren't shooting porn at the time. We shot it. I mean, we still have the video. Still, yeah. It's just for personal.
No, no, we have the video. Yeah, I said end stills. Oh, end stills. I'm sorry. Like Norma, don't listen to me. I don't listen to you. What did you say? Nothing. But it's, you know, poor quality. Well, it's, you know, poor quality. Well, it's... Things have evolved. That was 20 years ago. Video has changed. That was 20 years ago? Yeah, 20 years ago. Really? Yeah. Wow. It's like we first started swinging. It was like one of the early... Yeah, because you guys just celebrated your anniversary. Not too long ago, right? Yes, how long? Yeah, November 1st, 20 years.
November 1st is 20 years we were married, but we're up in front of the parole office tomorrow. I hope you might get paroled. I'm in front of the parole office tomorrow. I might get paroled. Keep dreaming, babe. Keep dreaming. You guys got the lights. Cheers. Congratulations. Yeah, congrats to you guys. I think we're actually swimming before we were married. Yes. Okay. So we were swinging just a little bit longer than 20 years. Yeah. Actually, the first person that you played with swinging was a black guy. Yep. We called him quiet, Mike, because the guy didn't talk. He was quiet, yeah.
He was a really nice guy. He was a nice guy. Not a lot of verbal anything going on. Didn't talk all a lot. Really erotic. Yeah, it was very erotic. We still have that video. So here's a question. Did you ever get to play with that black guy that kept talking to you at the club? No. And he's a sweet guy, but I'm not attracted to certain people. I was just curious.
Or I find them attractive, but I don't know not of interest yeah not a problem yeah there's a lot of and he came very high like highly recommended by someone i know um it's not very me yeah it's not a problem yeah there's a lot of people that they're, no, it's just not my thing. It's like White Jacks. Yeah, okay, I get that. I had to think about it for a second. White Jacks. Jacks, I was thinking the game. What's wrong with that? Now, am I going to have to clean up a puddle on the floor? Are you jerking him off over here? I'm getting there.
I appreciate if you take it in the mouth or something. I don't want to mop the floor. Because I wouldn't complain. Your keyboard is so sticky over there. Oh, yeah. You're doing your spunk. I'm just going to move our microphones back a little bit. Hang on. She wouldn't be talking to a microphone. All we hear is that. I'd be like, okay, podcast is over.
so what has become your favorite thing about the lifestyle well i will say one thing i think we kind of answered the question by the way again like we answered it but then we answered it again right quitting as we right like could you not be could you quit being a swinger? And, like, after listening to everybody, the truth is I think maybe, you know, it brings such joy or happiness or variation, relief, lack of, you know, monotony.
It's like we look at it, it shouldn't be something that is mandatory It doesn't have to be like, okay, I eat breakfast I eat lunch, I eat dinner It needs to be something like, hey, you know what It's not a crush It's like you don't want to eat filet mignon or lobster every meal You want something that's special And there are plenty of people, I'm sure you guys know, at the clubs that they're there every weekend, two nights a week. And it's just like, okay. Well, it's not to be judged. You don't know. No, I'm just saying. For men, it's a lot more difficult.
B, you don't know people's success rate. Sure. If actually finding, landing somebody. Well, I mean, you know, the husband can travel and he comes home and they go and get their wild thing on on the weekends, so it is what it is. And there's also this thing. You really can't pinpoint it as a general, but I think it's all individual. Sure. How they feel. But I'm saying it. But, yeah, in general, I think most people should look at it as something that's extracurricular and fun. Sure. Right. I agree.
And there are people, like you talked about, traveling, that, like, we've done scenarios where, like, well, when I was in Texas, you know, she went on a hot date and sent me pictures while I was down there, you know. I thought you guys were, like, videotaping live, right, as well? Were you ever doing that?
During that during that no like she would set up her phone or something and um oh yeah we shot some videos like that yeah yeah right yeah it's fun you know as long as someone that i know she's safe with exactly you know i mean she doesn't get to go on a hot date with someone we both don't vet right you know yeah it's got to be someone you trust yeah so but absolutely but yeah no that's kind of erotic when you know you get those teasing pictures you know or video you know and uh you know it's that whole mystery like when they leave here it's like okay is you know she playing with him in the car to the restaurant are they what are they doing in the restaurant you know what scenarios are they you know is she giving the whole boyfriend treatment to him and everything else and then okay when they go to his place or hotel or whatever you know yeah what are they doing now then you're sitting there like okay they've been you know okay an hour for dinner you know and you sit there and it's like okay it's been three hours like oh my god well you know and then you find out well they must have been so good well you find out that they were sitting there talking about gardening for two and a half hours the restaurant so you're like normal people we like gardening i don't tell you so the hot date went to hot house we're normal people I hate to tell you.
So the hot date went to hot house. We're normal people, I hate to tell you. We're all like sex crazed. So what walker do you like to use? Oh, I use the Model 352B. I find I can hang my basket on the front of that walker. Well, we had to keep our conversation normal because the next table was a family with two little kids.
tell them to go to a different restaurant then you can't always you know dictate what's gonna happen so but uh it's one of those things that again my belief is swinging should be something that isn't something you have to hang a hat on six days a week you know well because on the seventh day you rested your dick's got to refuel i told you about the times i've had three women in a day and see you got the road rash too so yeah but did you use lube when you fucked those three women in one day no spunk see he didn't use spunk I didn't have spunk who wasn't around then yeah see your dick would have been a lot of them were self lubricating yeah but your dick still gets sore it doesn't matter how much lube you use if you didn't fucking as much as I used to most of us can say that again my dick wasn't the sore part.
My balls were the sore part, you know? You know, fucking three women in one day. Did you ever come so much and your balls hurt? You're asking me? Yeah, Jack. Well, I'd like to think Mickey doesn't have balls. I have seen her naked. She doesn't have balls. The only ball she has is when your dick's inside of her.
That's true have been at that point she owns your ball so i can go but now i don't have that issue so yeah i've been with an old boyfriend god this is uh he was 21 i was 16 we fucked so much he's like god my balls hurt so when you told me that story i was like yeah i mean it was like 8 10 12 times in one day hand to god oh yeah i was 16 three women but how many times we fucked that day it was yeah yeah my ball my balls like the next day i was sitting there with like frozen vegetables on my nuts all day that can happen that can even my ex-wife when we were just dating i we fucked for five hours and it's like yeah the next day i just wanted to like just cut them off and like okay that would hurt less i miss those days cutting off your nuts or fucking your ex-wife i don't no i don't miss any of that no no the ability to fuck for five.
Yeah, seriously, I hear you. I hear you. You stay awake for five hours of the trick now. Supplements, coffee. Yeah. Vitamins. Oh, getting older is so much fun. So did I distract you? You were asking me a question, and I kind of went back on the answering the other question about if you could quit. Oh, if you could quit. What was the other question? You had asked me another question. You're jerking him off? No, I'm not there yet. Oh. I don't know. I don't remember the question. What was the question? Sorry, I thought you did. I was saying something. I don't remember what it was. It was...
I mean... The mind is a horrible thing to waste. That's why I only borrow one occasionally. So... Makes life more fun. Yeah. I mean, you know... Right. I didn't say anything. That's the... It's your show.
It's the hot wife show oh oh i'm so upset he had an opening for the hot husband podcast it was hysterical i was kidding her if i started a hot husband podcast it would outdo her show oh no so he made up this like whole promo this whole beginning introduction with and he played it like you know he started mine and then it cut off and I'm like oh no what happened and he puts his on there it's like you've heard the rest now here are the best it's the Hot Husband oh I wish I had it Hot Husband podcast I was like oh you son of a bitch I have it somewhere in the computer I'm sure you do you'd have hunt it down.
I'm just watching my watch here to see how long it takes before Mickey starts sucking his dick down there. Oh, my God. It could happen any minute now. It's not like we haven't seen that before. Yeah, it's true. We have seen that. Yeah. If you want to, go for it. Yeah, maybe not. The dog will be right there. I'm going to put peanut butter where it counts. She won't be there. We're taking the night off, folks. Thank you. Thanks for coming out. I guess I do eat at it. Yeah, I think you did. Oh, damn. It was actually very funny. You're going to show us.
I don't have the Hot Husband podcast opening. Oh. They couldn't hear. They don't have headphones. Oh, that's true. Oh, you guys would miss that. Didn't miss much. Oh, it was very funny. Come on. It was very funny. Yeah, the thing we did with Stephen is still the funniest, though. We'll play that for him afterwards. All right. Well, so we kind of covered the topic of could you give up swinging? I think we've all said pretty much yes, but we'd rather not. Correct. Yes, we could, but I'd rather not. It's really a lot of fun.
Well, one of the main things of why divorce rates are so low among swingers is that you don't have to worry about your mate cheating on you. You give him like that hall pass thing that that whole movie was about. Is she jerking you off? She's starting to now. There you go. I saw a head popping up there. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. And then just stand up and let her blow you. We'd like to see that. Come on. We'd like to see that. Oh, there you go. Oh, there you go. Oh, nice one. Do you want to do this? You're not, yeah. Do I really want to do this that she undoes his pants? Yeah.
Do I really want to? I don't know if I really want to. Where are you spunk? There you go. Well, if you want to, there's spunks right there. So there you go. Vince is so supportive. You know, the guy's getting sexually aggravated. You're getting sexually aggravated, you know. So it's just, uh, and the aggravation. So. Just end the aggravation. Looks like she's enjoying what she's doing. It does look that way. You have any pointers for it, Donna? Nope. I think she's doing a great job.
Well, if I had my my two cents i would say that his underwear has to come down because she's not paying any attention to the balls oh it was a shirt i thought it was underwear okay i didn't well the way the shirt was i thought it was like boxers oh that's what i thought too because the balls aren't getting any attention oh sure they are well now they are yeah well i'm saying there's no tongue action on the balls Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye. Oh, sure they are. Well, now they are. Yeah. Well, I'm saying there's no tongue action on the balls. Give her time.
Taking the whole thing in her mouth all the way down to the root. She's got great technique. And I think Jack's hating it. That's just awesome. Yeah, he's... Awful. He's hating it so much, I see him closing his eyes. Yeah. He doesn't want to see this. Are you am I I'm asking oh I don't think he's shy I don't think he's shy at all I don't think he's shy no No, because we love the video. Yeah. Well, we talked about shooting more of it. Exactly. You guys just have to tell me when you're available. Well, we might shoot one tonight here. The way it's out.
So now is Mickey going to want to finish in her mouth or is she going to want you to deposit that someplace else? I'm going to deposit somewhere else. So, how wet is Mickey getting? Before we lose the pants. Before the pants get soaked. We can wrap the show up bye folks bye folks alright well we're going to let them finish so we will talk to you next time alright have a good night everybody We'll see you next time.
