Belly Button Fetish?

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Or if you have been a fan of the show for some time, or even if you haven't been a fan of the show for some time, but you've listened to a lot of our episodes, the question we're going to ask is, we're going to see how well you have paid attention to Miss Donna's past. Oh, God. This is going to be something that dates back to the very beginning of the debauchery. Are you going to do it now? We can. And we can repeat it. How's that? Yeah, I think we should. Well, you say it. Okay. How did I lose my virginity? Under what scenario? Yeah, just give us...

You're going to email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. I have a brain fart, sorry. Yeah, hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. I have a brain fart, sorry. Yeah, hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. Make the subject contest. Sure, that makes sense. And then it just needs to be one, maybe two sentences. Describe the scenario in which Donna lost her virginity 170 years ago. Thanks, Vince. You make me feel so special. I'm such an asshole does be Hot Wife or the disgruntled couple. Yeah, I know. A disgruntled couple actually makes more sense. It describes us to a T. Okay. But we...

In almost 20 years, we're still together. Oh, my God. Why? Court order. No one... Swallow a bitch. I'm trying to get my coffee god damn you oh that was harsh so yeah and again also check out the other links go to hotwifedonnalyn.com and you can see all the links to all her outlets all the fun fun I've been having. Yeah. No, go to the sites and see how she cleans the house. Oh, yeah. That's hot. Come on, man. Depends what you're wearing or not wearing. Yeah. Some people are into that. Hey, I'm not judging. So we got another email from another listener, and we thank him for that, a Josh T.

Thank you, Josh. And did I give it to you to read, or do I have it? You have it. I have it, okay. So I'll summarize it for you. Yeah, because there's no punctuation. That's all right. Josh was a little nervous, I think. I think so, too. You know, again, if you're using your dictation on your phone, let's say, where you just talk, it doesn't pick up the dictation. I mean, it doesn't pick up punctuation. No, you have to put that in. So I'm going to summarize it for you, okay? Yeah, go ahead. And so this is, again, for Josh T., but his email is tjosh, and I won't give out the rest. That's fine.

Whatever.

And first of all, we really appreciate you reaching out to us yeah it's we welcome welcome any email good bad or indifferent you know um you like the good ones bad without we haven't gotten bad emails i've seen a couple bad reviews where people pick on me oh you know all he wants to do is pick on himself get over it it's like fuck you have a sense of fucking humor asshole it's like would you rather me be all full of myself let's look at reality okay i have a beautiful wife i've obviously played with other beautiful women okay so i'm having fun do you want me to be a cocky bastard like oh i got this immense cock man i'm so fucking hot it's a hot vince show you know what the fuck it's like i want to see that one yeah so do i so so for that there's two assholes in particular i won't get into their names whatever that wrote these like oh it needs to get over it's like dude okay we're just having fun fuck off i'm sure hopefully they're not listening because he made it sound like he's just like, oh, I just can't listen to it anymore.

It's good. Down and down. Go find something else, you know. Go listen to Betty Crocker making cakes. I don't give a fuck. Oh, that's hot. Oh, it is. Depends what she's wearing, you know, that right apron. And nothing under it. All right, let's get back to Josh T. Okay. All right. So Josh writes in, the subject was belly buttons, belly raspberries, tickling, okay? Mm-hmm. So, and I think he wanted you and Autumn to answer this question, but Autumn and... Logan already were there. Logan are... Indisposed. Indisposed. We haven't heard from him. I'm not sure what they had going on today.

But that's okay. So basically, I'm going to summarize what he writes up. It's a little lengthy and it's fine. I'm not a problem with it. So apparently Josh has an Audi belly button. Okay? Which happens. It's not a big deal.

The one thing I'll correct Josh with, it's not what you're born with it's how the doctor does it the doctor determines your belly button yeah he pretty much that's your umbilical cord and the way he ties it up and sews it determines i guess yeah if it's an innie or outie or whatever depends what he was feeling that day so i don't know maybe on every other day he does a different one i don't know but most men have innies i've seen very few men with outies i see more people with innies and outies in general yeah one out he gets stuck on things but it could happen like as a baby you know maybe the cord does something funky i don't know yeah but anyway so apparently josh has this girlfriend okay and um they've been together for uh since 2018 and his girlfriend has some little obsession with his belly button where she likes to tickle it with her fingers or blow raspberries on it or you know i want to say lick it i'm not sure if i was in there i think it's kiss it kiss it and everything else and so um wanted to know apparently it's not something he's necessarily into but he's willing to kind of go with it he just wanted to kind of guess get some feedback on how he should handle it i don't like having my belly button played with it's not well that's up to him yeah that yeah that's up to him he's i mean belly buttons are a fetish they are fetish absolutely okay um well first of all i wouldn't take it as in a negative way no i wouldn't either she's into it by all means go for it as long as he's enjoying it i mean for me to have my belly button, I'm touching my belly button here, it's not terrible.

I mean, it doesn't do anything for me. I mean, it's not stimulating, but it wouldn't be. Also, well, the other aspect that is also a fetish that is tying into this is the tickling. I thought it was raspberries. Well, it says raspberries tickling. Yeah, yeah. Raspberries tickle also. Oh, yes, they do. And for those who might not know, raspberries when you blow on says raspberries tickling. Yeah, yeah, tickling. Raspberries tickle also. Oh, yes, they do. And for those who might not know, raspberries when you blow on someone's belly button. Right, yeah. And just make the pfft from them. Yeah.

Yeah. I can't do it with my hand. But anyway, so tickling is a fetish. Mm-hmm.

um and in all honesty josh we are not over the experience in either one of those not i know not like the tip we did shoot something one time for tickling we shot the tickling until you pee yourself yeah with one girl and you know people are into that i'm not sure i mean i guess it's all about someone being uncomfortable i in a good way in a good way uncomfortable yeah it's it's kind of a i'm not quite sure about i mean my my first thing would be ask your girlfriend josh what about it is erotic to her yeah what's the turn on to her about it and then you have to expand on that you have to go within your limits or maybe push your limits right i mean if it feels good for both of them i mean does it turn her on to see you squirm is that what it is um you know is it that it's something she's i mean like i've only experienced one woman one woman oh hang on more bourbon hold on bourbon break hold on one woman right that had um i don't know how to describe other than puffy nipples right right yes like the.

You know, like the areola and stuff, I kind of puff out. Puff out, right. For some reason, I find that very erotic. Oh, that's funny. I've always thought that because they're so rare. It is rare. And I've always found that, I don't know, very arousing to me. Oh, I like big, meaty. No, the downside, in all fairness. The downside of that, I've seen more younger women have that. It seems like something they outgrow. Oh. So when I've seen it, I only like it when it's women, let's say, in their 20s. Right. If they're older, that's great, too. Well, it seems like it's usually they're younger.

It's usually when they get to, like, once they break into their 20s, that kind of levels out into, like, a normal areola. Yeah, maybe it is something that's... From what I've seen. Because I've never seen pictures of an older woman with the puffy nipples. The puffy nipples. Puffy nipples. Sounds like a breakfast cereal. Daddy, can I have a box of puffy nipples? No, they're for me. I was just thinking that. I was like, oh, how do you? That would be a top seller, though. It would. Puffy nipples? Puffy nipples. What would be the mascot? Anyway. Anyway. They're great. That would be the slogan.

Yeah. Puffy nipples. Yeah. Not just for breakfast anymore. That's not right. Let go of my puffy nipples. Sorry. Just thinking of all these different breakfasts for each other's stupid slogans.

But so for Josh, I mean, i don't know you you're saying donna you're not like belly button play or tickling isn't something you're into i'm gonna let you answer i know the answer um no not not really i mean i'm not offended by it but it's not something like oh i'd like that i mean you can play with it a little bit and i'll be like oh okay i don't i don't know his take on it i don't know if he's like if he's into it if he's not into it he didn't really go into that in his email he says he's from what he kind of said from reading it correctly correct um it's kind of like he wants to do what is going to be erotic for her so but he doesn't say how he feels about it well i mean i think he's kind of on the fence not sure you know now i would put it to you this way josh for what my opinion is worth and that's not a lot not a lot um how about does she tie it in to other type of of uh stimulation like while she's let's say licking your belly button or blowing raspberries, is she like stroking your dick or playing with your nuts?

See, that would be interesting. You know? Is she, you know, can she like sit on your face while she does that? I mean, it's a little tough. It's a little more maneuvering, a little bending there or something. Well, it depends on how tall he is. I mean, there are guys that I could, because I'm so short and they're so tall, I could literally turn on his face and make out with their belly bending. Yeah, but you're short. Yeah, we don't know the dimensions of it. No. The logistics here. Yeah.

Yeah, there have been a couple of guys I was like, oh my God, I can't even, I can't even reach their dick if I'm 69. Yeah. Got another six inches to go.

Yeah, I can't say anything negative about myself um by saying nothing i say a lot um anyway but yeah i mean if you don't know where you stand with them i'm looking at myself i i have a a soup bowl any um it's not that bad no it's not it used to be bigger yeah it used to be more something about losing weight does that does that yeah um but um yeah i i think if you're like i'm very ticklish so right to me that would kind of kill any arousal i have so it depends on how do you feel are you able to maintain um arousal right while you're being tickled or whatever i mean do and do you see it as erotic or do you see it as potentially as humiliation and again humiliation is a turn Some guys, yes.

Yeah. Or women. I don't have to understand it because I don't. But to some people, we have shot more than our share of people who want to be humiliated. Mm-hmm. Yes, we have. You know. It's true. And again, Josh, you could look at it in the aspect of you use that as something she wants. So you tease her with that. Make her earn it. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, you can take control with it. Yeah. You want to, you know, play with my belly button, you have to do X to me. You got to suck my dick really good or whatever. You know, blindfold her and say, is this my dick or my belly button?

What am I putting in your mouth? Okay, he might have a bigger dick than me. Well, but just that little bit, or you just rub it against her, it might, it'll be hard to tell. Yeah, but I mean, I would explore more what is the arousing part for her. Yeah, but she's definitely mesmerized by it.

She wants to kiss it and tickle it and blow raspberries on it and touch it and fondle it and there's nothing wrong with that i mean i'd rather have somebody do that with a without a belly button they'd be like oh that's really gross and you know kind of you know yeah but she's run with it i say enjoy it i mean yeah there's a lot of things you can do with it i mean you know again is it i mean is it like i'm not a person who enjoys a bit you know women some women do some men do i mean do you enjoy your nipples being licked or whatever okay so can you tie that all in or is or is the belly button your focal point right exactly you know or her her focal point focal point and if you if you're able to stay aroused while she does that is there something that you can negotiate that you want from her i i can't say what yeah you know you know i mean that's your relationship i can't speak to it's like you know i mean does she can you tease her asshole with some spunk loot it was look at that product insertion there oh good word for that insertion or um you know you mentioned the whole nipple thing that's that's interesting that you would tie that in it's because he didn't talk anything about her wanting to play with his nipples yeah at all so maybe that's just the belly button she's fascinated well i think um like there's times like in the foreplay where you know you kiss and you work your way down you lick the nipples and i've licked your belly button and then work my way down to your crotch you know um so if you're tying it all in that you know that could be very erotic but um you know and again it's it's finding out more from her i'd be more interested in if, if you can, Josh, have her email us.

And you know what? I'm going to have Josh, I'm going to email him back, get his address. And Josh, we're going to send you a bottle of Spunk Lube. Oh, that's nice. Just for the... For giving us a topic for the show. An interesting one, too, because that's one I never would have even... Yeah. I'm not a belly button person. I don't... Yeah, I mean... If you play with my belly button, I'm not going to push you away, but it's not something I focus on. It's like nipple play. It's kind of a numb zone. Kind of is. Yeah, it's not tied into an erogenous zone. No, like my nipples are not. Yeah.

Some women love having their nipples played with with i'm kind of like not so much yeah there was a we did have a playmate over the most recent playmate who who kept um playing with my nipples and that wasn't too bad so maybe it was his technique but in general like having my nipples play there's times that yeah i'll play with yeah it's not bad it's it's a little, but not overly for you. Yeah, not overly for me. And like for me, my nipples have always... You have eraser nipples. Yeah. Like those big, thick, meaty ones that I'd like to have. And they're always hard.

And they're always hard, too. And painful. Yeah, so for you, like, no. Yeah, like that one woman at one of the parties we had came up and just like, cranked them like they were fucking turning up the radio. I was like, what the fuck? I almost punched her in the head. Oh, my God. First of all, I didn't know her. Right, exactly. And then you just walk up to someone and fucking tweak their fucking nipples. Like, who the fuck are you? And she was like, you didn't like that? I was like, do you want to get punched in the face? You want my foot up your fucking ass? What, you didn't like that? What?

That's just being stupid. I'd give her four toes now, baby. Yes, you would. Four toes. Either foot, four toes, bitch. It might fit. Those who don't know, today is actually the anniversary of two years ago. I lost my one big toe. I got cut off. Yep, got it amputated. So, yay. You missed that toe. I've known it since I was a kid. I feel like I've known it my whole life. My whole life. But anyway, yeah, so I think anything like this, that you need to explore more, get more feedback from your playmate. Yeah. Girlfriend, whatever she might be. And here's another one.

Have you ever had another, apparently he's been with this lovely lady going on five years now, so. Wow. That's pretty. Have you ever had another woman show interest in that? I don't know. It's hard to tell. Because belly buttons are a fetish. Oh, yeah. There is a, actually, I follow on Instagram. Now, it's women. Okay. It's Project Belly Button. Oh, really?

It's just really nice pictures of, like, these women with, you know, really nice abs or flat stomachs with little belly buttons and belly button rings and stuff like that i find it sexy to look at not you know jerk off material you know i mean everybody knows kneecaps richard oh man kneecaps do it for me especially if they're all scarred up from you know playground you're a little oh yeah yeah i love that behind the ears too oh that's so hot. But no, I mean, I will not sit there and go, dude, she's fucked up. No, God, no. That's ridiculous. That's fine. I think it ties in.

You know, again, is it something that she could balance between sucking your dick and licking your belly button yeah it's pretty close close yeah if you have a big enough dick you can almost do the same thing i don't know i don't know that would be interesting i don't know what josh has been gifted with so that would be pretty good that's like dot in the uh dot in the eye yeah exactly you know and again josh you didn't answer is it when she's licking it or kissing it or tickling it or blowing raspberries is there any does it turn you on yeah you didn't mention that at all you didn't say yeah i'm really into it you could look at it also as a again not knowing what her mindset is right it could be part of her teasing aspect like hey look i'm close to your dick yep and your dick could fall in my mouth anytime but in the meantime the drive-by dick sucking could happen i hate when they happen oh man i hate that shit it's just awful but yeah i mean i mean okay let's i'm gonna put you on the spot oh put me on the spot um so if you were with somebody that had josh's case let's pretend you were with josh okay is this something you would pay attention to um probably not because i don't have a belly button fetish.

It might be something just to give a quick kiss to. I usually don't because most people have innies. It's a non-issue because there's nothing there for me to gravitate towards. There's nothing sticking out that I could kiss. It's just a belly button. Okay. Yeah, there's no wrong answer. Yeah, I'm just thinking. I'm just asking is, you know. Well, I'd have to know how they feel with it. If he's like, you know, I really like having my belly button. Like my belly button. Then that's fine.

I mean, I've been with guys that, actually, I was doing a couch dance with a a guy and he said, if you could twist my nipples as hard as you can, I'll give you $5 for every time you twist them. So there are guys that are into that craziness. So why not belly buttons? Well, but that priest stopped coming to the titty bar. Yes, he did stop coming to the titty bar. I don't think I twisted them hard enough. That's what the problem was. Jesus Christ. He kept saying harder, harder, because we would count, and at the end, dude. He tried to like start an engine?

I could, that, the lady that twisted your nipples would have done very well with him. I mean, he wanted me to. Yeah, she wasn't attractive. I don't think so. Well, I mean, the amount of twisting he wanted me to do on his nipples was like unbelievable. I was uncomfortable with it. Very uncomfortable. He kept saying, harder, harder. And I was like, dude, I'm going to twist them off. But whatever. But it's the same kind of thing. We know people that have said that they've been people that like one guy wouldn't be smacked with a heel. Oh, yes. To the point where it drew blood. Blood, yes.

I, that, see, I don't understand that. Yeah, that's outside my realm. It's definitely outside my realm. Yeah. Anytime you inflict that amount of pain, I'm, like, uncomfortable with. Yeah. Like, I don't mind being, have my butt smacked, you know, leave a handprint, all right, no big deal.

But when you start drawing blood, it's, I have a problem with that yeah it's not it's not my comfort zone sorry about that just not my comfort zone but um yeah so josh i guess i would sum up my part is talk to her more yeah and find out what is the arousing part for her and to two, you know, find out if, you know, maybe if you want, try to tie it into more foreplay for both of you. Sit there and, like I said, maybe like, okay, you want to lick my belly button or kiss it or whatever. Well, hey, you know, swing your sweet ass around here.

I'm gonna finger fuck you or nobody plays your pussy or just make it yeah yeah or again you know if it's something that really is that arousing maybe use it to tease her like hold her down and just keep your belly button just above like you know oh like she can't quite she can't Like, put it above her mouth. Just, like, make her, like, work for her. Like, you want to know my belly button?

Do you want to lick my belly button just above like you know oh like she can't quite she can't like put it above her mouth just like make her like work for my belly button you want to lick my belly button yeah earn it that that might add a level of uh excitement to it yeah i can see that because that tease is very erotic it's teasing is always erotic to me it's always been like a big that tease is always good so who knows it might work for her too i mean yeah i don't know i'm you know i mean that's what i would suggest yeah no it makes sense i like that where you're at too yeah yeah definitely they need to communicate more because he gave his side of it but we don't know what her arousal level is yeah you know he just said she likes to kiss it and well that's a good thing if she likes to kiss it and give it attention there's nothing wrong with that yeah roll with it i say go with it go with it keep that girl she's a winner as long as yeah well as long as you're both consenting exactly and you know i mean the best one of the best things of sex is kind of exploring.

That's true. You know, and expanding your horizons to some degree. Yeah, but can you imagine if I had a fetish for your missing toe? Oh, you'd be so turned on because I got two. Exactly. Well, one is a little more attractive than the other. That's for sure. Wow. My feet are now upset that you're... I favor one over the other. You know, that's something that's like, you know, I mean, people have these foot fetishes. It's like, okay. Well, again... You're missing a couple of things here. Well, okay, so here's something for Josh, you know, again, talking about different fetishes. Okay.

Amputease is a fetish. Oh, yes, it is. Honey, you'd have that down. Well. You have two amputees. I'm only missing. You're a double amputee. I'm missing two toes. That's all I'm missing. And a bunch of brain cells. But anyway. I don't think you can count that as an amputation, but the toes are definitely in there.

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Jeff said that he ran out and they have to get some more made. So where are we going in the future with some giveaways? That'd be cool. We're going to listen. And again, if you win a giveaway, you know, if we hear from you and you have the right answer this week, again, if we don't give away, Jeff has given us 10 bottles initially. That's great. So if we don't get 10 winners this time, let's say we get two, then next week we have eight to give away. Right. We'll keep doing it until we get rid of them. Give them away. And who knows? I mean, if it goes well, Jeff might give us more to give away.

That'd be fun. But, so you just have to email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. And the question was? What, how did I lose my virginity? Under what scenario? Yeah. So email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. And I know it was a long time ago. In the subject line, put contest. And all we need is one or two sentences. Just summarize the scenario that Donna lost her virginity in. And there's two components I'm looking for in that one or two sentences. Yes, I can see that. There's two variables that have to be included. Okay. Don't give away the answers. No.

There are two distinct elements that make that a very unique situation. Yes, it was pretty unique. Yes. Which sports team was it? That's the one. On which yardage line in the football field was it? Thank you.

which sports team was it that's that's the one on which yardage line in the football field was it that's really important and did the quarterback or the puncher go first so another good good point i don't i i can't answer that it's up to our audience to answer that you know so let's put it this way they weren't at the time they were in oakland so but um no but back to the the uh fetish thing i mean there's so many fetishes um and the belly button one is by no means one of the strangest ones nope not at all and you know i'm not going to say any the only fetish i find wrong is like pedophilia and i don't like scat either well scat peeing's okay scat you know hang on the reason i say pedophilia is is definitely wrong you should be killed for it, in my opinion, is you're harming somebody else.

Yes, I agree. That's not a fetish. That's breaking the law. I might not like it much today, but generally you're going to have somebody else with you that hopefully is consenting in that. As long as two people are consenting and they're of age. Sure. Pedophilia is not. Yeah, pedophilia is not. Thus the name pedophilia. Well, and the other one that's wrong is, what's the one where you fuck dead people? Necrophilia. That's it. That's the other one. Yeah, that's also not... Of course, no dead person's ever complained, but, you know, just really let them alone. Yeah, there's...

Yeah, no need for that. No need for that. So, but, you know, I mean, if someone finds a belly button erotic, that's not... Oh, that's not... There's plenty of women. I mean, I don't find it erotic. I could find it an element of erotic.

The same as I don't find feet erotic i could find it an element of erotic the same as i don't find feet erotic but i could find them super sexy right if a woman's wearing the right heels and has nice legs that can be sexy not to me not jerk off material that's me i'm not but for someone that is that's fine that's fine you know um belly buttons a woman looks good has a great shape and nice abs nothing except abs just have a nice stomach nice and she's wearing it showing it you know whether it be a bathing suit or have a belly ring in the air whatever accent it i'm a big fan of belly rings and waist chains yep i know you are yeah i just find that very sexy when they wear something really low cut and have a waist chain i even like ankle bracelets yeah they look nice and even um one one toe ring remotely sexy i think it looks sexy i don't some of those things i'm like hmm you put a pair of shoes you can't wear shoes with these i had one on my I don't know.

I can't wear it anymore. I don't know what to do now. Of course, as big as my toe was, it's now a Hoolhoop. Pretty much. Yeah, it was pretty big. So anyway. Size of a grapefruit. But, you know, it's a rim of a tractor trailer. But, yeah, you know, explore your fetishes, you know? I mean, like, you like the remotely interested in the BDSM stuff, right? Yeah, I like the... Not my gig. No, no. I encourage you. No, I mean, I like the whole aspect of being restrained because it's teasing because I want to be able to move and I can't. So I find that very erotic. I like the...

But how come I hear all the time, let me out of this marriage, let me out of this marriage? That's a different kind of restraint. Okay. And I like the blindfold actually has a very, that's kind of erotic too. Oh, blindfolds are very erotic. You have to put trust into your partner, so there's that level. But there's always like you don't know what's happening next because you don't have, you have that sense that's being denied. Well, you're taking away one sense.

Yeah, so all the other ones are scrambling to fill in all the information which is generally you don't have the sense of smell hopefully at that point yeah generally i mean hopefully most of the time during sex your sense of smell isn't necessarily it's like i'm smelling shit there's an ass on my face okay oh you mean that kind of smell first there's smell not really i mean if you have perfume or something there's there's a body scent which is not bad well okay generally you and i shower before we go and play oh of course we do okay so but there's still a scent i'm not saying a stench i'm saying there's a difference no you and i are are used to each other's scent extension yeah I mean once in a while I'll convince you to take the clothespin off your nose.

Shut up. But then I know it's like, ooh, we're getting wild. No clothespin tonight? Throw all caution to the wind now, baby. But no, I mean, you have touch unless they have restrained your arms. Right. Okay? Then the only touch you have is what part of your body's getting touched. Exactly. That's pretty erotic. The smell is not as big a factor in it. There's not generally a lot to hear. I mean, unless you're, if your hands are restrained and your eyes are bound, you know, blindfolded, and you can't smell anything, but all of a sudden you hear, oh, fuck. Hopefully that's a toy. Oh, fuck.

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Sum them up, baby. Josh. Go for it. You have to, you most of it, man. Unless it's something you don't enjoy. And in all honesty, if you don't enjoy it, you need to tell her, I don't enjoy it. Oh. If it's something, according to your email, sounds like something you're willing to work with. Yeah. That's what I was getting from it. Embrace it, man. Like I said, you have something she wants, which is a real twist for most guys. Yeah, really. You know? She wants it bad, apparently. Everything I have that Donna wants is like, what was that guy's number that wants to come over and fuck me?

Is that number in your phone? I want that, baby. I want that. I'll do whatever you want. Give me his number. Give me his number, baby. I want his number. Bad, baby. Yeah, I do that so often. No, not actually. It's usually I go, here, text her. I don't want to deal with it. I guess the new dick pics I think is hysterical. That happened the other week. I said, no, dude, no.

You have her number her number send them to her i don't care about your dick i really don't um i thought that was funny makes one of us you're like yeah it's like oh good good you have a dick send it to her i don't care i don't know you you looked at like profiles i'm like yeah it looks like he's he's got a nice package or whatever. When you go to a guy's profile and his initial email to us is his face. Right. But then every picture in his profile, in the email, he sends a face picture. Right. You go to his profile, it's like dick, ass and dick. It's like, okay, he's got a dick.

Okay, big deal. How many ways can you photograph a dick with your phone? Apparently three. I'd say more than that. Flaccid, hard, and with cum dripping from it. Oh, that's even more creative than what I have. I was going to say from the left side, the right side, from the top, from the bottom. No, it's not. From the bottom? Oh, my God. His dick photographs so much better from the right side than the left side. Well, left and right, okay, not so much. But top and bottom is different. Then you take it from the top. Here, I'm looking down at my dick. Well, then it's like satellite view.

All you've seen is the head. No, no. I'm looking down from, no, not. If you shoot it straight down, it looks like a fucking aerial photo of a pool. No, no, this way, when it's hard, out, this way, you can see how long. Okay. I'm looking, like, straight down the head. Oh, like, you're laying on your back, taking it straight down. All you see is the head of the dick and nothing. It's like, wow, he's got a head of a dick and balls. Poor bastard. Must have run into a wall. That's not what I meant. I meant like if you're looking at it. The plane. And what about from like underneath? Oh, yeah.

Taint. That would be it. That's what I like more than taint and testicles. I want to wreck them. Yeah, that's true. Okay, I'll take that back. We're back to like just only a couple ways of wanting to have cock, really. And the same thing with pussy. Men are, okay, now we're changing the subject into photography. Yeah, we are. What are you going to say? Men are so simple. Okay, first of all, we've gone over this before. I'm going to go over it again. Okay. Men, most women don't give a shit about pictures of your dick. Not really. No. They want to see a nice, you want to impress a woman?

Nice face pictures, a nice picture of you wearing like a polo shirt or something. Or whatever you like to do when you're relaxing. You know, maybe shirtless. Maybe shirtless. If you can pull it off, that's pretty hot. There are going to be women who's like, I want to see your cock. Okay. Well, put one dick pic in there. Yeah, that's fine. Because you want to have your groom tonight. If you want to send them five pics, four better be face and chest type pictures. Yeah, I'm more interested in that. One potential dick pic. Sure. I suggest, tell me if I'm wrong. Okay.

let the woman ask you for a dick pic that would actually make yeah that would make more sense let them sit there and go you know you know make them want you play bullshit just go I have more personal pictures I don't generally share them ooh make her want her want more. Liar, liar, pencil, liar. That's fine. The real fine print says, I usually send nothing but dick pics. And I don't mean that because his name is Richard. So, but anyway. And now, women, here's the sad part. Men? We can send it whatever to men. Oh, by God. They'd be like, want to see my tits? Yes, I do. Okay, roll them out.

Yeah, man. All right, roll them back. Wrong way, yep. Yep, wrong way, exactly. Want to see my titties? Yes, I do. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'm more of a woman than I realize. I'd rather see. Oh, please don't tell me that. Well, I mean, i don't know maybe i'm more of a woman than i realize i'd rather please don't tell me that well i mean i don't i mean because i've seen so many naked women in my life um i'd rather see a picture of a woman's face and um i mean i'm not opposed to seeing naked not necessity i think You know, I'd like to to seeing her naked, not necessity. I think what it is...

I'd like to see her legs. Even like women in like tight jeans or something like that. That's very... You know. That's actually hotter than... You know what it is? It's like you said when you did photography and, you know, there she was in a spread shot. It's like, okay, it's a nice shot. But if you leave something to the imagination, it's actually more erotic and more... Well, like Mickey was here a week or so ago, okay? And she was wearing heels and jeans. I don't know.

spread shot it's like okay it's a nice shot but if you leave something to the imagination it's actually more erotic and more like mickey was here a week or so ago okay and she was wearing heels and jeans tight jeans and that's that was so fucking sexy i agree i agree you know um clothes make can make you sexy you know i think clothes your imagination is your biggest your brain is your biggest sex worker sure i agree with that you know what is left to imagination is far more erotic than what you can show. We've talked about that before.

Yeah, and when we did nudes, it's always like, well, okay, if you turn this way and all you see is a little bit of underboob because your arm is covering the rest of it, it's far more erotic than if you just show the whole fucking tit. Yeah. Far more erotic. Or if you have your leg just crossed and you can hear just a little bit of the, you know, a little shadow with the crotches. I cross my leg and just a little bottom ball sack. Ball sack. A ball sack hanging out. That's so erotic. Just tease him. Yes. I can't shade all my ball sack or my penis.

I'll just shade it at the bottom of the ball sack. Yeah. A little ball sack hanging out at the bottom of my legs. So eroticotic here. I'm going to throw it all the fuck out. Oh, dear God. Did that tree I cut down fall on my head today or what? Part of it did. Yeah, it did. Almost pulled me down the fucking hill, too. We have that here. Yeah.

But anyway, yeah, so like if you're on on a site swinger site or whatever you want to get more attention now if you're going after single guys yeah women just throw it the fuck out there guys don't guys just want to see you know you could have one tooth in your fucking skull but you put 20 pictures of your snatch up there like they're gonna going to email you, I'll fuck you. Oh, thanks. But if you want to attract a woman, and even if, okay, scenario like we're in. Okay. Okay? Where generally I field the emails and stuff like that. Yeah, he vets everybody. Okay.

First of all, don't start your email out like, well, I'll fuck your wife. That's just rude. Yeah, like, oh, there's a surprise. Geez, my wife's got a pussy. Who thought you were going to do it? first of all, don't start your email out like, well, I'll fuck your wife. That's just rude. Oh, there's a surprise. Jeez, my wife's got a pussy. Who thought you'd put your dick in it, Gomer? Sorry, Justin. We just ignore them or block them or whatever. It's... For them. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, really. Respectful pictures, good pictures. Yeah, I want to see what the. Okay.

We're going to not just be fucking. We're also going to be forming a relationship, a friendship with these people. Friendship, so to speak. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, having a light and playful banter, you know, is always fun. I mean, we always enjoy that because, well, we're definitely into the banter, but remember the one gentleman was like, pick me, pick me. And we did. And he was a lot of fun. Sure. Text him again. If you're trying to reach to a couple or single woman, you want to approach it as in a classy way. Yeah, a little more classy.

You want to sit there and you want to think about your profile. You want to sit there and like, well, you know, I enjoy spending time, nice meals, going out someplace, you know. And again, there's plenty of guys that, even Mickey had told us that she's met guys on the Swinger site, so I listen, I'm recovering, I don't drink, and that's fine. Oh, yeah. Sit there and go, hey, I enjoyed meeting people over a good cup of coffee or whatever, going for a nice meal. Right. You know, I enjoy dancing, whatever, da-da. But, you know, be. Be a human. Yeah, don't sit there.

Okay, let's call a spade a spade, so to speak. Don't be a dick? Well, no. I mean, okay, you're all on a swinger site, as an example, to get laid. To get laid. Okay, we don't need to overstate the fucking obvious. No. You don't need to brag about how well you're endowed. You don't need to brag about your prowess. Sit there and really think about it. And like, well, you know, I enjoy meeting couples or singles and developing a friendship and, you know. Some people aren't just there to put not just under. And I'm conscious to, you know, my main focus is the woman's pleasure. Yep.

Am I winning points with you? Oh, yes, dear. Is there a chance I can get laid later? Maybe later. Yeah, later. I mean, like today. Oh, you meant today. That's soon. Let me check my schedule. No. I was just going to do that. Yeah, let me check my schedule. Tomorrow looks busy, too. Shut up. Tuesday, Wednesday, Tuesday. How's six months from now? I have an opening. That could change. Yeah. I'll pencil you in. I can't promise. I can't promise. But, you know, think about it. You know, don't be douches. Yeah, we've seen some accounts where we're like, what were they thinking? But they don't.

And they think they're all that. And if you do think you're all that, you're not. I'm speechless. I don't even. The one guy in particular that I will reflect back to is one of our very early meets. He moved out to Ohio. Not going to mention his name. Okay, yeah. Okay, very incredibly good-looking guy. Really good-looking guy. Incredibly friendly guy. Right. To this day, we're still good friends with him, even though he's not local. Yeah, we reach out every now and then. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. And, yeah, we had, he came over numerous times where nothing was to happen.

He came over a few times where stuff happened. And I did photographs of him and his son. Right. Not sexual. Not sexual. Don't make it sick. It's not. In a playground. He was a single father. Yep. And, you know, stuff like that. And, you know, it was a true friendship. You know, it would still be strong today if he didn't move to Ohio. But, you know, those are kind of things that, you know, you need to think about. Yeah, it sets it apart from just the there to get laid. You know, like I said before, some people are just there to put that notch on their bedpost. And we're just not.

That's a given. Yeah, that is a given. Everyone's there to get laid. Don't think you're on a swinger site that like, well, I just want to find someone with the same hobby of toy trains that I have. No, they're there to get laid, but you're also there to have more than just that. Well, okay, as a man that is not bisexual or anything else and is finding people for you to play with, I want to find someone that's going to respect my wife. Exactly. Respect me. I'm not a cuck. I'm not being humiliated. Nope. You're not going to humiliate me. Oh, we're not. No, not at all. Not even that. Fuck you.

What do you say with a smile on your face? That's okay. I know, that's okay. But, you know, I want to, you know, if I'm going to allow you to be with my wife, I'm going to make sure, one, you're going to respect her, you're going to respect me, and I'll let you live. If not... I'm tired of digging those holes. It's a lot of work. The backyard's getting pretty goddamn full. Oh, stop. Nobody disrespecting me. They did. lot of work. The backyard's getting pretty goddamn full. Oh, stop. Disrespecting me. If they did, they're gone. Yeah. Well, there was a few that did things we didn't like.

Yeah, we corrected that and there was a couple who went, who did some things and we just said, forget it. We told them no and they did it and that's it. We just don't, yeah, we just don't have them back. It's just that simple. I'm not going to make a big stink of it. I'm not going to like, you know, yell and scream. I'm just going to be like, okay, fine, see you later. I'm not, I'm not going to, you know. You just block them. That's it. I'm not going to fire a warning shot. Stop it. He's really not that violent. Not that. Don't make me kick your ass. Again. Again. Oh, my God.

But, I mean, yeah. I mean, we have met some very, very nice people in those sites. Very nice. Oh, yeah. And that's what we're trying to basically do is teach you that if you're a man, I can't speak to a woman because one could do what they want you know but if you're a man if you're a single man trying to meet a couple and or a single woman your our suggestion is what kind of pictures do you want to see well i want first of all i want proper etiquette in responding to somebody in an email. I like face pictures. I like chest pictures. Hey, you know, it's funny.

Yeah, if you have a nice butt and a pair of jeans and you're kind of proud of it, show that. That's fine. Or if you're wearing it like, I think it's kind of sexy. Only a certain type of guy can wear this. But if you have jeans and you've got a hard on in your jeans. You see a nice bulge, a nice package. That's kind of hot to me. I don't need to see the whole thing. I can see where showing your junk that way is better than nude. Oh, yeah, way better. It's like, ooh, what's in there? I want to unzip that. See, it's the tease. It's all about the tease. Sure.

Or if you're wearing some kind of like, kind of like, can I say the word sexy underwear when it comes to men? You know, they wear this. Is there such a thing? Yeah. I mean, I. I think skimpier underwear for men. No, not skimpy. I, you know, sometimes like those, the boxer briefs, they're kind of like the spandexy type fabric, you know. They're sexy?

Yeah, because it to them you can see what's going on but you really can't what makes them sexy but tidy whitey's not sexy the legs that's all it is well no it's tidy whiteys with legs no well same thing tidy whiteys with legs no but that's a different different fabric that's cotton factor well okay i Okay, I don't like white. The white dishes sounds like old man meat. It's just a term. Okay, so briefs. Someone wearing briefs versus boxer briefs? One looks like a Speedo. One looks like boxers have shrunk or too small. No, no. You're wrong on both accounts.

Only certain men can wear the bikini briefs. Why are you shaking your head no when you're wrong on both accounts. Only certain men can wear like the bikini briefs. Emily's not every... Why are you shaking your head no when you look at me? Because it's... No, dear, you can wear them. I'd be fine. It'd be great. It would look great on you. It's amazing when I find out on this podcast. I know. That Freudian slip shit just happens. Freudian, I said it deliberately.

There was no Freudian slip there oh that hurts oh hickory dickory duck my wife could suck my cock oh I can do that yes but yes like some kind of attractive undergarment I don't't care. It actually doesn't matter to me if it's fine. Okay. Well, you just say form-fitting. How is that? Form-fitting undergarment. Okay. So whether the guy has briefs or boxer briefs. Yeah, whatever he's comfortable with. It's all. Something that kind of reveals a shape but doesn't give it away. Doesn't give it away. That can be very alluring.

Or maybe just like the head of his cock, of his image just popping out of the top. That's kind of cool, too. But that's all you want to say. Just a little bit of the head popping out. Well, I wish I could do that. We had to pull it down just a little bit with you, dear. Just a little teeny, just a little bit. Wow, thanks for putting that out there. I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight. You can cheat it. Shut up. Jesus Christ. Oh, come on. So anyway, all right. We've killed an hour. Oh, my God. We shot this shit. Oh, my God. This is terrible. Well, Josh took up most of it. Thanks, Josh.

Thank you. We could have been talking about dick pics even longer. Jeez. Josh. Thanks. Yeah. Actually, I found Josh is far more interesting than the dick pics. But we just wanted to cover that part, too. Yeah, I mean, I think we have in the past, too, but it's always good to- Yeah, go back over it. Revisit it. Yeah, revisit it.

Because no matter how much we talk about it, not talk about it not enough people are listening no not enough because we keep getting like these you know again if you made it this far into the podcast thank you um again i want to thank all the listeners who we have which is still growing not as rapidly as it was but it's still growing i still challenge everyone to try to find one friend you can turn on to the podcast. We're not asking you for money. No. We're not trying to sell you anything.

We tried enlightening our accountant, but as soon as we told her what it was about, she's like, no, I probably can't listen to that or won't listen to it. What was this? Your Bible over there. Our accountant. She asked what kind of podcast we had. Yes. Shame on her. Shame on her. Our accountant, remember? Oh, she asked what kind of podcast are you on? Yes, shame on her, shame on her. Our accountant knows me. Does she think I'm going to sit there and go, well, I preach the word of God. No. It's about cooking. Well, it could be. But she said, oh, I want to listen.

And I said, well, I don't think you want to. I don't think you want to. Because what were they going to tell her? You said it's not kid-friendly. It's not safe for work. She's not a swinger. No. Okay, so am I going to sit there and tell her what we talk about, auto mechanics? No. In a way, we do. No, we don't. It kind of is like... The closest we talk about it is the young auto mechanic you fucked the other week. Well, see?

auto mechanic it's about the auto mechanic or mechanics you haven't fucked all pep boys yet i have a goal i have a goal but um yeah being honest no you don't want you might not might not. You might not. It is what the podcast is, but. You might. And if she is listening, how's it going? Yeah. I'm not going to mention her name. Not like she's the only one with that name. Right, that's true. I don't do that. Somehow I have funny fish, you would laugh her ass off. She would, just because of everything else.

And again, if you made it this far, one, we do try to help you with our sexual advice for what that's worth in our experience hey we're giving you our opinion that's it's our opinion it's all it is yeah i don't know about the advice if you take us over too serious and like shame on you get you get all bent out of shape because i pick on myself. You know what? Go fuck yourself. Pretty simple. We started this just to have fun because this is what we talk about over the kitchen table. Literally over the kitchen table.

If you were hanging out with us and we weren't doing the podcast, you sit there and go, it's like, you guys live the podcast. So all you're catching is like one hour a week out of our fucking lives. And yeah, no, there isn't that much more to our lives. No, and it's pretty much this. But anyway, so I want to thank everyone who does listen. The numbers are getting stronger, and we appreciate it.

We uh spunk loop for jumping on board yeah that's fun and um again we actually reached out to them because we believe in the product um if it was a product that reaches out to us that we we'd have to test it before we would accept it not that we're all that in a bag of chips, but I'm not going to, you know, I'm not going to blow the smoke up. We're not going to blow the smoke up. Anybody that has to say, oh, this is the greatest thing and it sucks. Unless you're into that. Well, if you're into that. Is that a kink, you know? It probably is. I don't know.

But, like I said, answer the question of. What is the scenario in which I lost my virginity way back in the and there's two main ingredients inside of that scenario that we need to hear email us at what is this hotwaypodcast at gmail.com and make the it doesn't have to be be, but just make the subject line contest. And then give us one or two sentences just telling us what it is. And if you got it right, we're going to email you back and we're going to ask you for your address where we can have the Spunk Lube shipped. Yeah, we're going to ship it to you. And we have 10 bottles to give away.

So the first 10 we get that are right, we'll get it. If we don't give away all 10, next week's show, we'll give away whatever the remainder is. Right. We'll just keep doing contests. I don't care. It's a girl going. I don't care. Yeah. And I have a funny feeling if I ask Jeff, he'll give us more to give away. I'm sure he will. Let's prove to Jeff that this show is. It's all that and a bag of chips? Well, maybe Cheetos. Oh, I like Cheetos. Yeah. The orange fingers. Yeah, yeah. That's okay. I'm good with that. Because you can lick it off your face. I'm good with that.

You can get it under your nails. Oh, geez. That's a little messy. That's okay. I'm all right. Best things in life are messy. That's true. Yeah, I'm still waiting to find out. I want to make Mickey messy. We still have the damn sheets on the bed. Jesus Christ, the rubber sheets. Every time you sit on them, it's like, ee-oh. She runs right up to the line. Oh, she does, man. I'm telling you. We're like, okay, she's going to be playing today. Quick, put the rubber sheets on. Yeah. And then she's like, oh, you know, I have to leave. I have this. I have that. I'm like, oh, boy. She's funny.

Like I said, go to hotwifedonnalyn.com, see all the links. You'll notice that she's really not on um they got we're tired of getting ripped down for no reason um all it takes is someone to uh not like a picture say something they don't like and there's no way you could argue or defend yourself on instagram so we're kind of giving up on instagram um but follow us on twitter i do have an account you have one but yeah whatever i've gone through five Yeah, go to Twitter. Follow her Twitter lead. You know, on Twitter I can do whatever the fuck I want.

I promise you the podcast Twitter account's going to be a little more active soon. Well, why don't I just put it on mine? Yeah, but we also have, we also, I'm going to put one out for the podcast saying what's coming up and things going on. Yes, I think you should. I should, yeah, I should. I'll just tell you about it. You're You can be like next to the thing with the headphones on. Yeah, I'll be posing naked with spunkwood bottles. Cover my junk. So hot. I can just cover the spout. Shut up. So, anyway. All right, everybody. You have a wonderful evening. I'll see you next time.