Battles of the Bedroom: Chronicles of Sexual Liberation

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Of course, there's this. Don't sound so happy about it. I am, I'm happy about it. I have my husband, of course, give me a hard time because that's what he does. That's my job. Look at my business card. It says right on there. Oh, it does. Hard time giver. And you are very good at that. I have a doctorate. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, you're one of those, huh? Dr. PIA. Pain in the ass? I knew what that anacronym was. There's no doubt about it. I own it. P-I-A. Pain in the ass, absolutely. That's always good. I like that. So here we are again. We just did this last show, but October's almost over. I know. Time for Halloween-y. I sometimes say that. Halloween-y. Is weenie a bad term for a man's penis? It implies small. Yeah, actually, it would be. I'm sorry to say. Yeah, it's funny how certain words emphasize a person's genitalia, either positive or negatively. Well, it's like, yeah, I've heard guys refer to a woman's private area as a gash. A gash. That's not flattering. That's not flattering at all, either. Neither is we. A gash is like a nasty wound. Yeah, I know. It's like, no, that's not flattering. I don't want a woman with a gash. I want a pussy. Right? You know, if you look at a guy, and the weenie is not a great term, or pee-pee. Yeah. Little guy. Little guy. Yeah. You know, the angry inch. Small Vince. No, no. I'm aware of reality, but let's not rub it in. Yeah. It's funny how the words that sound more masculine are very harsh sounding, you know, cock, you know, schlong. Yeah, it sounds very rough, very, very masculine. Yeah, very, yeah. Yeah, where a woman's, you know, genitals, usually pussy. Brigigi. Brigigi or Brigigi or really. Here's the ones I like, lady parts, which is a nice way of just saying whatever. I have a woman's arm. I got lady parts over here. I have lady parts. I cut off this lady's foot. I got her foot. Hannibal Lecter and his lady parts. Yes. Rip your eyes out. I got lady eyes. Jack the Ripper. He had lady parts. I got some lady parts. When you build your own, I got some parts. What do you need? Oh, my God. Silence of the Lambs. That's frightening. Think about that terminology. Yeah. How many more parts do you need before you have a complete woman? What do you need? I'm heading to the market. I'll see what I can get you. That's terrible. Hop in my van with no windows and I'll go get you some parts. Go get you some parts. Letty, let me see what I can get you. Oh, my God. That's horrible. Okay, this show just definitely took it. It went downhill. It's a Halloween theme, I guess. It is a Halloween theme. I can see that. We're not Halloween yet, but we're almost there. Almost there. Yeah, I guess Leaning Parts is not such a good one. So you told me you have some history to bring. A little bit. I've always was wondering, like, throughout history, there have always been sexual, I don't want to use the word deviance, but for lack of a better word. That was my family's original. Their last name was Deviant? Deviant, yeah. Oh, yeah. So that just fits you just fine, doesn't it? I have the crest. I'm sure. The crest is just a guy like, you know, peeking through a window. I guess it could be worse. Yeah, it could be. It could be a lot worse. But I mean, throughout history, there have always been people that meandered off the sexual path and had, you know, threesomes. I mean, I'm talking Victorian era. Well, when cameras first came out, there's a lot of old nudes and sexual pictures. I mean, cave drawings had sex on them. Yeah. Porn has been around forever. Oh, for a long, long time. Look at some of the Egyptian hieroglyphs. I mean, some of them are pretty erotic. Oh, no, the Indian ones, all the illustrations of either on their walls and stuff, but certainly the Kama Sutra, all kinds of things. People, fucking aliens. Fucking aliens. You know, sphinxes, getting it in the sphinx, you know. In the sphincter. In the sphincter, yeah. No, I'm just talking about like the Kama Sutra, like the drawings of, they had their legs up in the air and all twisted around. I'm like. Like your knees were broken, going the opposite direction. Like that doesn't look sexually pleasurable, but that's interesting. I'll give them that. No, but like the modern swinging actually, from what we were kind of like reading about didn't start until the World War II when that happened. Because, well, I guess people from what I understand were like in a very frightening part of their lives. And they, you know, the guys where they're going to war, they didn't know if they were coming back to their sweethearts or not. The women that were home didn't know if their, you know, their boyfriends, their sweethearts coming home. So they kind of hooked up wherever they could kind of a thing just to find comfort in each other. Sure. It makes perfect sense to me. I mean, yeah, I mean, the amount of people who died in World War II. I mean, look at the heroes of D-Day, you know, these guys running on the beach, just running into gunfire. Yeah, that, yeah. You know, I mean, it's like, you know, you make it through that. Yeah, I want to fuck anything I can if I can. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, exactly. You know, watching your buddies die around you. And I mean, and this goes for all the, all the military, biggest, biggest respect for the military and all our first responders. You know, I've been there. I was a fireman for a while. And sure. Exactly. You know, you get in some scary situations. And but yeah, you know, as long as everybody was on board with it. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Well, do you think that maybe having something so serious threat in your life, would that spark your sexual prowess in some way, do you think? Well, I mentioned on other shows that what got me into swinging was how fragile life is. I mean, watching people around me that got struck down with cancer or whatever. No, I'm talking more like something that's more like war, something that has affected you, made your life. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's dangerous. Not at that level for me. Okay. I'm not trying to equate myself to these heroes in my mind that, you know, it's more the aspect of that we only get one shot at this, as far as we know. As far as we know. Okay. And, you know, you can love one person. You might be able to love more than one person if you're into polyamory. That's great. Doesn't work for me, but that doesn't mean anything. But you can enjoy pleasure from other people and give pleasure to other people. And in our world, and we've talked about this, is giving and sharing that pleasure with other people heightens the pleasure that you and I give each other. And it translates into our daily life. I mean, we have, after 23 years now, I think we're closer than ever. Well, you think so, huh? I put a GPS tracker in your ass. And I didn't notice it. That was a problem. I thought it was a new butt plug. I was a little surprised there myself. Especially when it beeps every hour. I thought, maybe she picked that one up. But apparently not. But no, it's how fragile life is. I mean, again, in the scope of everything, it's like, okay, is a make-believe thing. Okay. Because I know you're going to make a comment. Okay. Like, okay, I eat healthy all the time. But you know what? Every once in a while, I'm going to hit McDonald's. I just want a cheeseburger every once in a while. Just saying. It's a lie. Like I said, I made that up. Okay. Yeah, I know what you're saying. For me, it's more like, hey, I hit McDonald's every day. But once in a while, I'm going to have a salad. No, you're not that bad either. No, that makes sense. It just, I found it very interesting. That the evolution of modern swinging kind of came together. Developed through war. Yeah, world war. Yeah, too. Yeah, not knowing if your significant other is coming home or if they're going to come home to somebody. Exactly. You know, things happen to people that aren't in war. Right, exactly. That's true, too. You know, I mean, women were going in the factories and building planes and tanks and everything else, and they had an industrial accident and been killed there, too. Yeah, exactly. at war, come home to find out his loved one was killed, you know, making something. Yeah, for the war efforts. So that was kind of interesting, you know, especially then after the war, they kind of went underground, became very secretive. There were like the... I think it was always secretive. Oh, yeah. But they had like, they had like more like secret clubs and, you know, then you, I don't know if the speakeasies from back in the Prohibition would have something to do with it, but like everything was oppressed. So you had alcohol. I think alcohol always ties into it. Of course, exactly. So I was thinking, well, maybe the speakees, there probably was some promiscuity going on and some hanky-panky. Wasn't Prohibition before World War II? Yeah, actually it was 29. It was after World War I, but before World War II. World War II was 1942. Yeah, wait, 29 was the Great Depression. It came right after that. It was still before. Was it after the Great Depression? I believe so, yeah. it for like 13 years. I'm like, oh my God, it was a long stretch. That's 15 too many. Yeah, it is. That's way, way too many. I'm making up for it now. But I can't imagine how people would have been, you know, putting up with, you know, no alcohol. I mean, come on, it's alcohol. That's why people were making it on their own and, you know, putting everything underground and secretive. It just, it, When you make it illegal, then the criminals make money. True. And they make anything illegal, you're going to want it more. Yeah. Whatever that is. We're people that don't tell us what we can't. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. The government probably spent more money fighting it than they would have been if they just let it go and taxed it. Oh, yeah. And it's the same thing. We even talked about prostitution. It's like, oh, now you're saying prostitution is illegal. Well, guess what? Now people are going to go underground. You always pay for sex. Always pay for sex. It doesn't matter. So they might as well just, like we said before, just regulate it. You know, make sure it's safe. Tax it. Make it a legitimate job instead of, you know, people in the street corners and, you know, whatever. That's not, sex is not something that government needs to be involved in. I agree, but if they're concerned about. Other than encouraging you to be safe. Yeah, well, absolutely. Stay the fuck out of my bedroom. Oh, I agree with that 100%. As long as everyone is of age, consenting, and safe. Well, here's the thing. That's all the government needs to be involved in, is please be safe. We're going to let you know there's these diseases out there. Right. Okay. If they're under 18, no. No. If they say no, it's no. Okay. Other than that, knock your socks off. Yeah, but the nice thing about making sex workers an actual legitimate industry, It just benefits everybody Sure. You know, you have people that enjoy doing it and they can make a living doing that and get benefits and, you know. We're not going to get to the topic. No, probably not. So this is actually a lot more fun. Yeah, well, here's something to think about. Okay. Why is stripping, and you can speak to this, why is stripping legal? You're allowing guys to go to a bar and women, when they go see whatever the male dancers are, get all fired up, horned up motherfuckers. Right. Okay. And then go, Nope, you can't have sex. Ah, yeah, that, I, I see that. You know, it's, it's like, okay, you're allowed to go get all horned up. Right. And you're ready to punch holes in concrete with your cock. Okay. But. But. You're not allowed to do it. I'm going to make money off of you, you know, buying alcohol. Mm-hmm. And tipping the girls. Well, now they're not paying taxes on it, apparently, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Um, but. You know, you buy, you know, whatever. But, and, you know, the clubs are making money and everything else. But, you know, it's like, okay, and I understand. I'm not saying strippers or hookers or anything else. Right, exactly. But, you know, you're sending people to a situation where they get all horned up. Well, yeah, but that could be said for so many other things, movies or this or that. It's like, we're not responsible for their... I'm sorry I got turned on at the Teletubby movie, okay? That purple Teletubby knew how to work it. You see a purple rump like that shake? Come on. There's something wrong with you. No denying that purple Teletubby wanted me. I'm sure it did. I'm sure it did. I guess the thought process is for strippers and whatever, that's there as a visual. You want something more, you have to go to a different industry. I think the industry should be there, but the answers don't necessarily want to be or need to be prostitutes and vice versa. Well, okay. Pee Wee Herman. Now, ultimately, he wound up, I think, was accused eventually of being a pedophile, I believe. Yeah, I don't remember. I'm not accusing him of that. I think that's what it was. But the initial arrest charge in the first arrest was that he was masturbating in an adult movie theater. Okay, so let's look at the most obvious facts of this. It's an adult movie theater. It's got a screen that is presenting genitalia 100 times bigger than they are in real life. At least. Okay. You don't have families coming into an adult theater to watch these movies. No. Okay. Adult theaters are kind of notorious for people masturbating. One would think. He wasn't affecting anyone else. It's always he didn't spray it all over anybody else. If you go to an adult theater, Okay, I've never been to one. We don't have any in the area. They're not in Pennsylvania. They have adult stores. They don't have theaters. Okay. But anyway, you're not going to offend somebody. You whip your dick out in this theater, I'm guessing, and start jerking off. Because it's up there on the screen. Yeah, you're seeing it bigger than life. Right. Now, I'm going to guess that generally you're going to stick to the floor and the seats anyway. But if you're going in there doing this, you're kind of cognitive that that's the way it is. Yeah, you have to know that that environment might be a little sticky. Okay, I'll go with that. He didn't go to his local movie theater and watch Harry Potter drop his drawers. See, that would definitely not be good. No, that's a definite no. You go to jail, don't pass 200, don't pass, you know, go and don't get 200 bucks. Don't collect 200, okay. You know, you're in an adult movie theater. I never understood that either. Okay. I think it's in poor taste, I don't, you know, but I don't think it should be illegal. I'm not trying. to give the guy a reward. I'm just saying, really, I mean, the cops have nothing better to do. There's no crime, serious crime where people are being hurt going on outside the theater somewhere in the neighborhood. You know, it's like no one's getting carjacked, shot, robbed, mugged, raped. No, you're going to worry about some guy spanking it in an adult movie theater. Yeah, I think it's kind of petty. Yeah, it's like, I think our resources are better spent, but that's, okay, I'll stop there. Yeah, I think you're right. But yeah, that is weird. You know, I mean, having, you know, the laws we have about some of this stuff. Now, it needs to be safe. Oh, yeah, I agree. You know, I mean, the women need to be protected. I mean, out there, I'd like to know, what are the problems they have out there in Reno where prostitution is legal? These places are making good money. These girls are making great money. We saw a show on them. Yeah, I was going to say we saw that show. They work like three months at a time. And then they take like three months off. And then they come back. So you work in six months. And you're making. Of what they say. Very good money. Very good money. They're taken care of. Their health is monitored. I mean. It's like. We have a model. Yeah. We do have a model. That works. Yeah. It was like. What was the name of it? Was that the. What. What brothel was that? It's the most famous one. I can't think of the name right now. Yeah, the owner, the original guy who was very outspoken, he passed. Oh, okay. There's two women that were running it. Now the two women run it, yeah. It was very interesting. I can't think of the name right now. Yeah. Whatever. It's... What's the bunny ranch? Yes, it is the bunny ranch. It is the bunny ranch? Yeah, the ranch is the part about the horse. Okay. It's the bunny ranch. I know, something with horses or rabbits or something. Yeah, ranch or farm. or pet store, whatever. Whatever, I can't, I don't know. Yeah, whatever. What the hell was that? I don't know. The wind. We didn't blow up. Nah, we have neighbors still wanting to shoot off like half sticks of dynamite forever. For what? Yeehaw. Fourth of July or something? They keep celebrating like every week. Fourth of July is coming back around. Yeah, you gotta get a five, quarter, six of dynamite. It's a matter of, you know, eight, nine months away, whatever it is. We're gonna celebrate as much as we can. Whatever, I got quarter, I don't have anything to do with them. But no, I mean, again, it's not like dancing. Prostitution, dancing, it's not for everyone. It's not for everyone. Not everyone who wants to dance wants to be a prostitute. Exactly. But, you know, you know, it's, you know, I don't know. Would you consider, I'm not asking you, I'm asking you the question, not asking you, would you ever have considered, like, working at the Bunny Ranch? It depends on the clientele. Well, you kind of don't get to pick. Eh. You know, it might be kind of fun. Give it a, see what that's about, you know. Yeah. I mean, you work three months. Cliential is nice, you know. You're working three months and making over 100 grand. Might be kind of erotic and fun. It'd be, you know, very similar to. Some people say about dancing. Mm-hmm. But it's the same thing. Some days it's erotic. Some days it's not fun. Yeah. That's true. That's true. But everyone has to. You know, has to wear condoms. Yeah, everybody has to, you know. You have to be bathed. Yeah. You know, you can't come in there right off the construction site. Oh, no thank you. You know, and they have safety buzzers in there for women that, you know, so they're not being mistreated. Yeah, you want a pleasant environment. Sure. You know, something like that. So, sure, that would be, I'll do it as long as the gentlemen are gentlemanly. Sure. You know, they're respectful. And from the show, It seemed like the girls are well-treated. They didn't seem to be on a happy work in the air. They work out. They have a regular place to live. They have someone cook some meals for them. They're treated very well. I mean, that's got some benefits. Again, we've gotten to a point in this country where you can go so far, get all fired up, but too bad That's on whoever's watching it. I'm not responsible or I'm sure that the laws aren't responsible for how you react to the law. If you're all fired up from it, whose fault's that? But even swingers clubs. Let's get back to the swingers. Okay, the swingers aspect. There was a club in Philly that got busted because the building they were in wasn't zoned or got rezoned or whatever. I don't remember all the technicalities. But it's like it was a private club. There was no wind. windows. They actually had people, they had a parking lot multiple blocks away, and they ran a shuttle to bring people from their parking lot to their club. It was a private fenced-in or whatever parking lot, and they would shuttle them to the club, so it was all safe. Interesting. And somehow, I think they got them on zoning violations and got shut down. Oh. So if we wanted to open up, let's pretend we had 20 acres out here. Okay, I'm pretending. And we built a building on it, and we got it zoned, let's call it commercial, because that might be a business, and built a swingers club. How much pushback would we get? If you're out in the middle of nowhere... You'd get pushback. Yeah, it's just like... You would get pushback. You're not seeing anything. There's no windows open. They're not, you know... Right, exactly. It's just, you know, it's like, okay, so people don't have sex. They don't have sex in their homes. They don't, yeah, exactly. You know, in their cars or whatever, but whatever. It's just like, you know, I get it. Keeping it away from schools. Oh, absolutely. That's just common sense. Yeah. But, you know, if you're building someplace out in the middle of nowhere, who cares? As long as everybody's of age and consenting, who cares? Put it in an industrial park. There you go. You know. Who are you going to offend there? that already are offensive, so. But anyway. All right. I think we killed that one. We killed it. Even though we never got to our real topic. That's fine. Save for another show. Absolutely. So. Info at hotwifepodcast.com. Fifty Shades of Pleasure, too. Yeah. If you want to write to us and let us know any thoughts, comments, questions, info at hotwifepodcast, please check out the 50shadesofpleasure.com. It'll be coming out. The new one comes out. November 1st, the past almost two years of issues are up for free. They're all free. We have two years now. Almost. Holy shit. I didn't realize that. 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