In this episode of the Hot Wife Podcast, hosts Donna Lynn and Vince explore various themes surrounding relationships, intimacy, and sexual preferences. They delve into the nature versus nurture debate regarding sexual tendencies, discuss the allure and aesthetics of ball sacks, and share personal experiences and preferences related to intimacy. The conversation is candid and humorous, providing insights into the dynamics of attraction and eroticism.TakeawaysThe podcast emphasizes that the views expressed are personal opinions, not professional advice.The hosts plan to discuss the nature versus nurture debate in future episodes.Ball sacks are a topic of humor and attraction, with varying preferences discussed.Grooming and aesthetics of ball sacks play a role in attraction.Sensations experienced during intimacy can enhance pleasure for both partners.The hosts share personal anecdotes related to their experiences with intimacy.There is a humorous exploration of the dynamics of attraction and sexual preferences.The conversation touches on the science behind attraction and physical attributes.The hosts encourage open discussions about sexual preferences and experiences.The episode concludes with a light-hearted reminder to stay horny.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up. hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife Of course, I'm here at the trophy husband, Vince. We have to overstate the obvious. I was just laughing. You were wearing that shirt that Mickey gave you. It says trophy husband. I was like, yeah, that's funny. For your doctor's appointments, I actually changed shirts. Oh, you shouldn't have done. I should have worn it. It's so funny. I don't want to make everyone jealous. Yeah, I'm sure they'd be so jealous. Yeah, well. I think we should both go out. It's an office full of a lot of women there. Yeah. They're going to be like, ooh, really? Ooh, yeah, a trophy. Ooh, what's the trophy? What's the hidden thing? Yeah. See, I should have worn a trophy wife, and you and you should have worn trophy husband I just think that would be so funny where do trophies wind up on a back shelf covered with dust that's the realism about trophies that's a step in reality I just think it would be funny anyway you're here with me and i appreciate you so oh good i appreciate you um info at hot wife podcast.com um you have any questions comments uh show ideas things you want to reach out to us we always love hearing from people i guess maybe we'll save this for the next show but i was going to ask you've got you keep getting things from your person. Yeah, that's going to be the next show. That's going to be the next show. That's going to be a show we're going to call Nature vs. Nurture. Okay. Okay. There's something to think about. He made a statement that he feels he might have been born a cuckold. So we'll discuss that during the next show. Yes, you'll just have to discuss that later. Something to think about. Yeah, just put think about that yeah just put that there anyway are you born to be a submissive or to be a dominant or are you born to be you keep talking about it now you have to cut it no no no this is kind of where we're going with that show yes you know i mean obviously i think you're born gay oh yeah there's a lot of people will argue that but i think you know if you have those tendencies, that's something you're born gay. Oh, yeah, there's a lot of things. People will argue that, but I think, you know, if you have those tendencies, that's something you're born with. Like, I always use the example of lima beans. I don't like lima beans. That's not a decision I made. No. It's something that's in my DNA that, like, You don't find it appealing. That tastes like horse ass. I'm not eating it. Just like horse ass. Just like horse ass. Okay, so stop right now. Yeah, that's it. And we'll talk about this in the next show. So what did we determine tonight's topic is? Oh, this was going to be a sexy one. Are ball sacks sexy? No. And what makes them so sexy? No. Show's over. No. What? Ball sacks can be very sexy. Okay. I believe you. Should I elaborate? Yes, I think I should. Well, I'm going to have to say this show is going to be predominantly you. Okay. Because I don't find ball sex sexy. There are some that are more sexy than others. Like, you know, if you have, there's a lot of various types of ball sacks.
Speaker2:
I mean,
Speaker1:
I can contribute, but my opinion is no, your opinion is no,
Speaker3:
no. How about no?
Speaker2:
See,
Speaker1:
when you have a guy's ball sack and he's able to,
Speaker2:
a,
Speaker1:
it's very tight or he can make it tight. So he can really make it tight. Well, I don't know what guys, i don't have a ball sack i'm here i'm here contributing okay but okay there's no little switch dial knob anything that you know it's like okay retract ball sack please okay let it swing low well it has to be it has to be a cooler environment. So you might want to get into a cooler so the ball sack gets tightened up. Do you prefer a ball sack that's uptight? Or do you like want to kind of swing a little? That doesn't bother me either way. No, I asked a question. Well, wait, what I'm getting to is I want a groomed ball sack. Okay. So therefore, getting it tight and um really uh you know up there is probably easier to groom than if it's loose and let's get that one part out of the way right now what's that you want it shaved i want it shaved okay or groomed in some way you know yeah i get somehow i mean you can't okay so if there are hair to one i'm not gonna first let's pretend that that's out that we're talking all ball secs are well-groomed or shaved. Right. Okay, so without, out of the way. So now a guy has got a ball sec. Do you want it uptight? Do you want it kind of dangly, kind of like stretched out a little? Or do you want it somewhere in the middle? Somewhere in the middle is more fun because then if it has a little bit of um give to it you can kind of wrap your lips around and suck a ball into your mouth okay i can suck a ball into my mouth i can't do two but i can probably do one depending on the size of the boss uh obviously they know but if they're too like if they're like really loose and dangling you can't help that because it might be hot out it might be whatever it's not as attractive and if it's too tight you don't get that nice little hang that i find kind of intriguing it's got to be a little bit of skin like how much is that an inch an inch of like hanging skin and then the balls if they're like up too tight you don't have anything to you don't have anything to suck on you don't it's all it's all too tight but again you can't help that but i mean if they're tight they're Thank you. balls if they're like up too tight you don't have anything to you don't have anything to suck on you don't it's all it's all too tight but again you can't help that but i mean if they're tight there it still can be they're very lickable if there's too much loose skin it's hard to lick you're speaking from experience that's all just stating my point of view uh slightly tighter is better than than looser although i realize it's i think actually, when they get more tight, from what I remember— From what you remember. When they're up more tight, they're actually more sensitive. Oh, really? It all feels good to me. Right. You know, it's a—I don't want to put this. Balls licking— I know you love that. Receiving—oh balls is very um satisfying relaxing it's not like not gonna make i couldn't come that way no i couldn't come that way but but so good you know especially like when things are like when yourjobs are going really, really well and you don't want it to end.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
You know, asking for, like, my balls, it kind of keeps the, it's like edging. I guess that's how I word it. It, like, it makes it so it's like, oh, my God, it still feels real good, but it's not pushing me over the edge. Right, right. I'm not going to, you know, and that's personal experience.
Speaker2:
I mean, there might be guys that. Oh, yeah yeah i'm sure there are i mean there's something for everybody yeah but um the same as their guys like you've met and played with it like their balls tugged on oh yeah that's true oh yeah that the one x i had i had longer nails at the time and if he was doing me doggy i could reach back and grab him with the last x yeah the last x yeah and i had longer nails and he was like grab my balls you know he goes carter harder yank on him like i'm giving it everything i'm giving everything she's got captain didn't our jabber jaw friend like that too? I think he did too. Yeah, he was one that.
Speaker1:
Yeah, he did. And he didn't have big balls at all. No, he really didn't. And his ball stopped growing at 10. I don't care about ball size one way or the other. Oh, that was going to be another question. No, ball size doesn't. No, not too. You're going to have big, little, whatever. No, I'm just saying. I mean, you know. There is a certain size that is probably, what's the word I'm looking for, aesthetically appealing? Ideal? Ideal, yeah. But you have the length of the penis, whatever that may be, 8, 10, 12 inches, whatever, 14. Those people that are hung less than I am, sure. I'm only kidding. Those infidels with the small penises. So you don't want like a, I don't want to say small penis, because somebody might get upset with that, but a smaller member, and then you get these giant balls that kind of
Speaker2:
looks odd.
Speaker1:
Okay, we don't get to pick. We don't get to pick, I know. But there is something that's more aesthetically pleasing, but I'm not'm not that picky and i i know i'm not that picky okay okay i know where you're going with you're looking at me you're you're thinking oh you're not that picky okay name one thing you're not picky about oh obviously the size of balls okay no because it is what it is it's like you know dating a woman that a woman that, you know, I only like women with, you know, X size breasts, you know, and it has to be a certain ratio with waist and boob size. But even with that, with the women's shape, there is definitely a size that is aesthetically more pleasing than maybe another size might be. Well, I think we're all attracted to more proportionate. Sure. Yeah. Okay. Whether it be a woman with great proportions of breasts to hips to, you know, to whatever. And the same as a woman, I guess you're saying, would, you know, proportion to penis to ball size. Right. Right. Yeah. It's something that visually looks nice i'm like you know think about all the the greek sculptors that sculpted everybody naked if guys didn't have some kind of attractive undercarriage why would they sculpt them naked unless they were just like into that Do you think the balls are just so it doesn't look like we have a blow-up valve?
Speaker2:
True.
Speaker1:
That's probably it. That's probably it. If we didn't have testes and we didn't have balls, it would just look like a blow-up valve.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
It's like a tire. Take your husband down there to the convenience store and... Ting.
Speaker2:
Yeah. Headphones went off my head stop messing with them then I was trying to itch my ear oh yeah but alright well with that my next question is again you have some experience with this yeah okay some of these guys like they guys, like, they're, I mean, how do you feel about, like, remember the one gentleman you shot at a hotel over in Jersey? We shot, like, eight videos that day. Oh, God, yes. I think we can say his name. Was that bald torture, or what was it? Yes. This was, he was an actual porn star. I don't know if he's even shooting anymore. He was a content creator. I won't call him porn. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. Give him respect. Yeah, give him respect. He's a great guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Look out for him. He went by the name of Rockne Dangerfield. Rockne. Rockne. Really super nice guy. I mean, he had one ball that was kind of numb. And he was like, yeah, you can put this vibrator on.
Speaker1:
You can do whatever you want to do, too, and I was like, oh, okay. I had, my ex-wife put a vibrator to my nuts one time. Oh, yeah. That hurt like a motherfucker. Oh, yeah, it's way too much. It's too much. It's sort of like getting like little punches. Yeah, it's too much for your- I don't want any punches to my nuts.
Speaker2:
No, no.
Speaker1:
It might be strange that way, but- Yeah, you are. I find punching my nuts not fun well personally yeah guys like their nuts kicked i yeah it's another one i don't i don't get no no but here's the thing i mean now that i'm thinking about it if you have balls that have a little more skin and you're into it you're guys that can do some well in my turn in my view kind of fucked up things through the nuts by tying them up and you know tying them into all kinds of things yeah they put ropes on them and if you have a little bit of um loose looser skin it's a little more accommodating if you're into that kind of ball bondage or whatever you want to call it scrotum bondage like for me man yeah i know pain is this what i mean literally i mean you've seen videos of guys get punched in the nuts man they throw up they throw up it's just just it's like someone takes a fucking you know uh a shovel you know handle and just jams it from your fucking nuts up to the back of your throat. This is like, oh. It's, again, in self-defense, women, go right for the guy's nuts. Yeah. Or if you're short, go for the nuts. If you're tall, you can go for the throat. Yeah. Either one or both. But not at the same time. Oh, in self-defense, no other reason. But, yeah. Well, here here's the thing when we were in Las Vegas remember the guy I still have the picture of me he had a sign that said kick my nuts kick me in the nuts for five bucks so Vince went to an ATM and then the cops came do you take cards and the, and they're like, you can't do this.
Speaker2:
He goes, why?
Speaker1:
And they're like, yeah, they shut him down. Well, he was out in front of the casino. They didn't want that being done in front of their casino. Yeah, I guess not. Go figure. Jesus Christ. I had a sign out there, licked my nuts for $5. Yeah, what the hell? Got no takers.
Speaker2:
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker1:
Got sunburned on my nuts, though. nutso yeah well that happens sometimes what is erotic for you about a man's testicles anything um i like how they respond to licking certain certain guys like when you lick them they really super tighten up that's kind of cool they really react and it's also knowing that you know that's where that that yummy jism is hanging out waiting to be splattered keep it warm till it gets splattered on my face air fryer yeah it's a holding tank pretty soon that's going to be on my face or in my pussy or in my ass or belly or- Wherever. Wherever back. Somewhere on your being. On or in. Yeah. Who would you say that had your favorite testicle? I don't know if I have a favorite, but when I was- If you think testicles, who's the first to come to mind? Remember, I guess I can say his name because there's about 100 million of them out there. Remember the girl whose husband's name was Bob? They live out there far from us. She came over when Stephen was here. He had the cutest giggle when I licked his balls. It was so endearing to me because he had this, like, little, I guess he wasn't used. He was, like, really, like, I guess his sensation was something he hadn't had done. It was that kind of, like, he was giggling and it it was it was really funny when he just kept giggling and squirming and i just thought that just made me look his balls more so okay so i didn't classify them no that's what i remember because he was giving no no that's okay i'll cry myself to sleep I try not to make it all about you. You always ask that. It's always about me. Oh, sorry. No. Sorry, trophy husband. No, you sit there and ask me, like, oh, who's your favorite pussy? Oh, well, let's see. This girl, that girl, that girl. Yeah, there's so many out there. I mean, I don't squirt, so I can understand. I don't need someone to squirt. Well, that's different. Actually, no, my favorite pussies don't squirt. Oh. I love squirters. I do. I get it. No. I mean, it's more messy, but I mean, what the heck? It's certainly, there's no doubt about the woman cannot be faking it if she's squirting. There's no way. I mean, not that I know of. Well, man, unless it tastes like piss. Yeah, exactly. And it should not. And those who doubt, we're not doing a show about squirting.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
But those who doubt whether squirting is real or not, it doesn't taste like piss.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
You go down on a woman who hasn't cleaned up real recently, it tastes like piss. Or has pubic hair, it tastes like piss, generally. Generally, not every woman. No, just your experience. Squirting either doesn't taste like anything or it tastes like sweet water. Yeah, like that one- The weirdest part about squirting is the warmth. Yeah, the warmth is- You know, because you're getting that really warm water. And that's the part that initially shocks you. Right. It's like, oh, that's warm. That's weird. Yeah. And it automatically makes you think of piss. But it's not. But it's not? Well, it could be if she's not really a squirter. Right. She just has a full bladder. But anyway, back to testes. So there was a pause in your... Yeah, when you were talking about the squirting, I like well wait a minute if you're pissing i can't like the just real quick when a girl squirts or the girls i have seen squirt because it comes out well there's squirters and there's oozers right we have to do a whole nother show on that. Yeah, we probably should. But it comes from a different hole. The urinary meatus for a woman is up above the vagina. It's a tiny little thing. You would miss it. Believe me, I was a nurse in school and I couldn't categorize anybody to save my life. But see, it comes out in different areas. So if you're pissing, it's going to come at a slightly different trajectory. Can I use that word? Sure, why not? The squirters that we've seen
Speaker2:
Thank you. So if you're pissing, it's going to come at a slightly different trajectory. Can I use that word?
Speaker1:
So if a woman is, the squirters that we've seen, it doesn't come out like urine does. The spray is different. I actually would have to do homework or not. I'm sure you would. I don't mean like with a woman's pussy. I would like to do that, but I have no volunteers at the moment. I'm sure we could find one. Info at hotwomenpodcast.com. Be in the Philadelphia area. And you're a squirter, and my husband would like to eat your pussy. We would like to do some homework. Yes. This is for science only. This is not for... Generally, when I'm down there making a woman squirt, I'm not looking where it's coming from. I'm just going at it. Yeah, exactly. But but anyway um back to balls sorry i had to take a drink yes balls can be a lot of fun they're fun to lick they're fun to fondle um you know i i know especially if you know somebody really enjoys that attention now have you noticed a difference whether let's say a guy has big balls or small balls does it make a difference in their load no you haven't noticed or it doesn't i don't think it makes a difference in the load okay i i can't tell you i'm i don't i i gave him sucking dick uh 59 years ago oh so you used to suck dick before i was born before you were born oh see once a dick sucker my alter self your alter self well apparently my dad fucked my mom i took some dick yeah but yeah no i don't know is there a difference that i don think so. It's just like breast size for a woman, they all produce basically the same amount of milk, whether you have giant boobs or small boobs. Okay. It's all basically the same. From what I heard, I never was with two lactating women with different breast sizes to say, oh yeah, if you have big tits, you produce more milk. I'm willing to do a study. I'm sure you are. So if you're a lactating woman in the photography area, info at hotwifepodcast.com. And this is all in the name of science. That's it. Just science. Nope. Yeah, so it doesn't matter whether you have big balls or little balls. It seems like, um, even with, uh, like, um, I think with the ethnicity, like the ball size tend to be with different, you know, people of different color or whatever. It seems really odd to me that some of the guys with the more larger dicks have smaller balls, which doesn't make any sense to me. If you have a bigger member, bigger dick, you think you would want to balance it out, have slightly bigger balls. You would need bigger engines to push the fucking cum out the end of the shaft. Yeah, especially if you've got, you know, it's like a mile and a half long. If you're a sperm, you know, got a longer dick, it's going to be a while. So, so yeah that's one thing i found out and um it it doesn't seem to correspond to like if you have a you know a smaller dick that your balls will be smaller or bigger just seems like odd i've noticed that guys with certain guys usually what i've seen mostly black guys with larger dicks have slightly smaller balls not always but sometimes I could go through the video and find out I'm sure I will that vibrator just happens to be in your hand it just happens to be in my hand your pants happen to be down I can't watch these without having my pants down around my ankle it's a law it's a law i think so but that that's something i i have noticed but not with it's not consistently that way i feel that way about watching food network you have to have with your pants off yeah so you can bond on yourself some spunk loop spunk of course you spunk loop watch watch them cook yeah especially when it's something like a big juicy steak or something chowder you know some you know something we can't gravy says that white creamy stuff you know oh wait oh you like that white creamy stuff too huh uh but it is yeah i mean i balls are also fun to um you know, fondle and, I guess a good word is fondle, kind of knead, you know, kind of like with your hands, you know, just kind of roll them around in your hands lightly. Just got to be careful. Oh, I know, I know. Say, okay, so here's one. I always hear in some of the movies and stuff like that, a woman like says, oh my God, feeling your balls bounce against my ass. Is that really something? I'm kind of short every once in a while. Yes, if they have longer, like it's a warmer day, they have a slightly longer hanging balls and all these things come into play. Yeah, I had, who was I with? Doesn't matter. No, it doesn't. I think we're down there by the pool and usually his balls are uptight but we were down there was a warmer day and it was slapping my ass or slapping it wouldn't be in my ass i think he was in my ass of his balls were like slapping me because we're doing doggy he was like slapping my clit because it would come through and hit me hit my pussy hit my okay but yeah it can be something sure okay but usually for me i'm too short so if he's doing me uh i think what position there's a lot of logistics into this if he's doing anal the ball is going to hit my pussy if he's doing pussy they're just gonna be hanging in the breeze they're not hitting anything if doggy position if you guys are 69ing and he's on top and he's fucking your mouth he's giving you black eyes pretty much yeah that's not going to work either so oh maybe if it's missionary which is probably my least favorite position because visually it's not attractive uh i i'm i'm being pinned down i don't like that so there's lots of things i don't i don't find that yeah we've talked about that yeah i mean it's probably i mean it's totally a control position it's not really an erotic well that's why i like being on top because then i'm in control yeah actually there there might be sometimes let me just just do a little segue here sometimes it's nice being overpowered by somebody, but in general, that's not my thing.
Speaker2:
And see,
Speaker1:
I find a woman being on top, a cowgirl position, more erotic because now I'm seeing how much of that woman wants to fuck me. That's how I find that very erotic. Not a control thing. It's just when the woman's on top of you and she's riding you and grinding on you, you're seeing how into you she is. That's erotic to me. That's erotic. And if you're being controlled by her, well, you know, who cares? How much is she going to control me? Well, control you with pleasure. She has more control. She can reach back and grab your balls and massage them. Yeah, if you're not careful, it hurts. Oh, yeah? Oh, well, my balls are sensitive. Oh, yeah, your balls are sensitive. But yeah, I can still reach back and. Yeah, but I've had girls do that, grab my balls and stuff, and they grab too tight. It's like, oh, that hurt. It's like, well, that's fine. Now it's going to take a little longer to come. There we go. Nothing arousing about it to me, but that's me. There's guys who want that. Yeah, the guys that want that. Yeah, get that stuff all up front. Know what you're stepping into. There's nothing more deflating, emotionally deflating than I do something to a guy that I think is going to feel good, and he's like, oh, oh, ow, that hurts, that hurts. And you're like, oh, that's not what I wanted to do. Then you just got to make up for it. Yeah, then I just back off. Oops, sorry, I'll be. Yeah, be gentle with that. There's so many things that the balls, you can do with the balls while you're, you know, while he's fucking, especially in different positions. Like, if I am on top, i can reach back and play with his balls um if he's on top trying to think i could play with my clit i can't play with his balls as easily maybe but if i'm blowing them the balls are right there they're there that's for you know lots of ball licking you know lots of dick worship and and ball type of stuff. You know what I'm saying? Gives him lots of attention because it's right there. It's low-hanging fruit, people. Okay, I know you're doing it to help give him pleasure. Right. Is there any of that giving you pleasure? Seeing his response to what I'm doing to him can be very erotic.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
It's like when I'm licking your balls and you're like, oh my God, that feels so good. Or you said, God, that's really, what time is it? Are we painting the ceiling white anytime soon? Or is the game on? Then I'd be like, okay, it's not working. Did I take the trash out? Did I take the trash out?
Speaker2:
Sorry.
Speaker1:
Every once in a while, these kind of harebrained thoughts come in my head. what we're talking yeah sorry sorry anyway um i brought up to donna that one time we were messing around i don't remember and i was going down on her and she goes did you take the trash out it's like in my head it was like oh i guess i'm doing it right if she's worried about the trash you did that yeah you did i don't remember that but sometimes like these weird very impulsive thoughts come into my brain and i know for you they're like oh did you know the square root of 163 is what yeah but at that moment it seemed like it was whoa wait a minute here that was more important than hopefully the good sensations i wouldn't i wouldn't say it seemed urgent to me at my therapist numerous times i'm working through it yeah your therapist anyway all right well i think we covered balls enough you think so Oh, there's so much more you could cover, I'm sure. Probably. I just don't want to go there. You don't want to? No. All right. Well, with that, again, info at Hot Wife Podcast. Don't forget, May 1st, the new issue of 50ShadesOfPleasure.com comes out. It's free. Please check it out. If you want to contribute, love to have it. And hey, stay horny. Have a good night, everybody.
