Back in the Saddle

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast.
Speaker2: Yes it is.
Speaker1: Of course, I am here with my awesome husband, Vince. Oh, my God. Okay, yeah, awesome. Hey, you're better than wonderful, right? Whatever you say. Well, yeah, you better agree with me. Once that other arm is better, you'll beat me. Oh, yeah, I'm going to have my way with you. Don't tease me. For those who don't know, Donna, today is November 6th. Yeah, so it's... Recording this November 6th and November... I think tomorrow will be one week since my... No, no, it was actually Halloween. I had my shoulder replacement. She had her left shoulder replacement done, so she's on the mend. Yep. And that's going to lead us towards our topic. Sort of, yeah. Kind of, sort of. Yeah. We can actually blend two topics. Last show, which we have gotten some feedback on already from our two friends being here. Oh, yeah. And Nate and Daphne.
Speaker2: Yeah, they got, the people said it was a great show and everything else. They were fun. Yeah, we had fun. We're looking forward to them being on the show more, you know, whenever their schedule permits. And one person even talked about, emailed us through SOS and had said that, one, they enjoy the show, but, two, they're like, oh, is that the hotel takeover meet-and-greet up in Scranton, Pennsylvania? I didn't know it was in Scranton. I thought it was a local one, but, nope, it's in Scranton. Oh, really? It was the same one. Yeah, it was kind of cool. Yeah, so I'm surprised. It's surprising when we hear different places people listen to us. Oh, that's cool. We see the numbers, but we, I think, tell me if I'm wrong, we think in the smaller, like it's a big number of people that listen for whatever reason, but I mean, I still think like, wow, man, there's like maybe 50 people, but it's a lot more than that.
Speaker1: Yeah, you think that the amount of people listening is very local, you know, they're very local to us, you know, so, but that's not always the case.
Speaker2: Might be three people we asked to listen, but.
Speaker1: Well, we paid them to listen. So anyway, so they had one topic, I think it was Nate might have said it was about talking about when you're like one of the partners, one of the one of the couple is down due to surgery or illness or whatever. Yeah, that would be me right now. What's the conduct? What's the proper etiquette uh proper etiquette maybe well i mean for us it's always been you know we always very open with each other and each couple's going to have their own um guidelines and stuff my attitude was um hey i'm kind of like not in a great place because i'm a lot of i wasn't a lot of physical pain It's actually getting much better. But why should I be, you know, why can't you go out and have fun without me? You know, and I even gave you the blessing and had, you know, a friend over, a female friend. You could have some fun with it. So why, you know, why should you not have fun just because I can't, you know? Because my head's not in it. Yeah. You know, there's, you know, I can't move my arm. And now, again, we can really speak to our relationship. Yeah, and every couple is going to have their own different guidelines that they're going to use. Guidelines, how they feel. And again, for me, I mean, yes, I've had numerous opportunities to play. but
Speaker2: I guess I have to admit this on air? I guess you do. Because how much I care for you, if you're kind of out of the game, it takes me out of the game. Yeah, I get it. I, you know, not that I, like the time I did play with Jay, it's not like I felt guilty, but it just wasn't the same. No, I get it. Because, like, part of our whole thing for us is the aspect of afterwards, either one of us playing with somebody or both of us playing with other people, then we get together and we talk about it and enjoy the eroticism of that and um and it's just you know you know playing together in bed afterwards telling each other how erotic this or that was is a lot more fun than sitting at the kitchen table it's like yeah it was good we had some fun yeah we didn't get a chance to regroup and have our own fun together. Yeah, we didn't get to de-louse and go get loused again.
Speaker1: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker2: So for me personally, it kind of, you know, you being down kind of kills not my sex drive,
Speaker1: but my interest in playing. Right. I know what you mean. And my attitude was, you know, well, you know, just because I can't do anything, somebody should be having fun. Yeah. So if you want to have fun, please, by all means. But again, you know, I was, and I know you wouldn't think this way, but, you know, again, if I, and we know people, or a person I'm thinking of, yeah, that, you know, if they were in the same situation, they'd be out fucking everybody they could every night of the week. Right. Yeah, it's like, well, you can't have, you can't. Oh, yeah, you're down and out, sucks for you. Sucks for you, I'm going here, I'm going there. Or they'd be the other way, or they'd be like, well, if I can I can't get mine you can't have yours like if they're the one that was down and out if I can't play you can't play that's just not how we do things I'm thinking balloon boy yeah that's true too balloon boy little nicknames for people that's another story I'm The nicknames are to protect the guilty. It's true. But, yeah, it's, yeah, I just, so for me, but again, that's everyone's thing. You know, if, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I think everyone has to address that in what best suits their situation. Yeah, I agree. Each couple has to have their own agreement as to, hey, if one of us is physically unable to indulge in the erotic pleasures, what do we do? And for us, it was just like, well, we took it as a, you had a chance to have some fun. And I'll see you next time. you know pleasures what do we do you know yeah and and for us it was just like well you know we took it as a you know you had a chance to have some fun and i i think i'm glad you got a chance to do something like that because i've got a chance to play alone with other people not that you were down and out but away you know separate from you so i thought it was kind of nice that you get to do something separate from me yeah you know it's kind of you know tit for tat here i don't There were some tits, and I probably drove through, you know.
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Speaker3: I don't know. of, you know, tit for tat here. I don't have a problem with that. There were some tits, and I played with the, you know. With the tat. Tits for twat. Yeah. So with that said, that was going to be the main topic, but I just didn't feel, I don't know, I wanted to spice things up. Okay.
Speaker1: So with that, my next question is, since you're healing up pretty well. Really well. I mean, I'm not going to be swinging from any trapeze bars this week. But next week, no. You know, I don't know. Not yet. But so, you know, what's your excitement level to, you know, I don't know. No, not yet. But, um, so, you know, how, what's your excitement level to quote unquote get back in the saddle? Um, yeah, it's pretty high. I think it's, I think it'd be fun. I'm, there's a lot of things that I couldn't do before just because of the, the pain and I, my body just wouldn't do that. So I think once I get through all the, in the physical therapy part, I don't want to go too crazy. But there's a lot of, I want to do another really, you know, dirty, messy massage, you know, erotic massage one again. I've always loved that. And I think that'll be, you know, maybe I may have to take it a little bit slow getting into it. You know, I can't be like jumping on the Bronco the the first day but well he might not be available the first that's true that's true so i may have to start out with something a little more sensual yeah it's been a while since you've had intercourse yeah because i guess can't i mean you'd be surprised what you need your arms for you know people i mean it's both of my shoulders we had somebody say well you could just lay on your back and let me fuck you and they didn't understand it's like dude the the pain she's in with bone on bone and everything else i have to get into that position first hitting a bump in the road while you're a passenger oh my god caused you severe pain i'm yeah that's i'm i'm yeah that's was not fun so so that's going to be interesting, too, is watching you get reacclimated to getting fucked. Yeah, you know, vaginal, anal, all those things. I'm going to be like. It's all pocketed back up. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. That should be interesting. Should be interesting. So we'll see. Okay, so here's a question. What's that? 50 cent question. Oh, 50 cent? Okay. Besides me, do you have an idea who you'd like to be your first playmate? You don't have to say their name or anything. Oh, yeah, actually. He hasn't reached out to me. He's been very patient. He's helped us with the deck. Yeah, I knew how to do that. Yeah, he definitely would be number one.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: So I think, yeah, he's been, I should reach out to him and say, hey, didn't forget about you.
Speaker2: We're getting closer.
Speaker1: Yeah, we're getting closer. The dressing comes off tomorrow.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: So we'll see what kind of a scar I have, which is probably going to be really cool. Cool scars.
Speaker2: You're catching up to me with scars but mine are from surgery mine's are just from fuck ups
Speaker1: just from life
Speaker2: fuck ups yeah so it's cool so yeah I mean you're gonna gonna be interesting to watch you you know again the guys
Speaker3: are gonna be like
Speaker2: oh my god you're so tight you're gonna be going oh my god
Speaker1: I'm so tight I'm so tight yeah it's been a while it's definitely been a while
Speaker2: you might be able to fucking milk them
Speaker1: dry in a very short time
Speaker3: just be like
Speaker1: Thank you. Oh, my God, I'm so tired. I'm so tired. Yeah, it's been a while. It's definitely been a while. You might be able to fucking milk them dry in a very short time. It must be like a rodeo thing, eight seconds. Yeah, I'm just wondering if cum is good on scars. I mean, it's on my shoulder, so I could get like a facial and like a splatter on my shoulder.
Speaker2: Well, as long as that wound is healed up.
Speaker3: Oh, sure.
Speaker2: If it's just a scar, it's one thing. If it's open wounds, you might not want that.
Speaker1: No. There's sterile strips on it when the dressing comes off. So, no, I'm not going to be jumping in until they give me the okay.
Speaker2: Yeah, you still have a few weeks.
Speaker1: Yeah, I still have a few weeks.
Speaker2: But you're starting to be a little more vibrant.
Speaker1: Like, you know, pre-surgery, for a couple of months before pre-surgery, you were just a miserable bitch. Oh, I know. It was horrible. I couldn't, I don't want to bring the whole show down, but you can't sleep. You can't sleep in a bed. There's no way. No matter which side I slept on. That's all the more reason why, now that you're starting to feel better, you're starting to smile again, your eyes aren't squinting like,'m gonna kill you i know i'm just uh yeah the only yeah the only downside is it's it's a two shoulder issue the left shoulder is which the worst shoulder is actually feeling good there is no bone on bone pain i have the incision pain but that's really pretty minor it's starting to itch so i know it's healing it's the right side is starting to go now so but now i know what to do once we do the second shoulder and i'll be good right as rain yeah you know it won't be this learning curve you know and i'll have extra you know painkillers and stuff it's it is that second day after surgery that was quite miserable but then after that it starts to get better it really does get And today I was folding laundry one-handed, taking, you know, doing vacuuming, you know, moving around more. So once I get back into the groove of things, I think it's just going to be, you know, just smooth sailing. It'll be fun. You know, there's a lot of things I want to do, but I have to make sure I go slow. I don't want to dislocate the shoulder and, you know, make a mess out of anything. There's our dogs. Up in the house. You just can't do a podcast around here without them howling or something. They want to be part of the podcast. In the worst way. Yeah, there must be deer or maybe a squirrel farted someplace. I don't know. But, yeah. I just think they hear us talking down here. Yeah, that could be. The door opens, it's an 80-degree night. Oh, yeah, it's super, super hot. But, yeah, there's so many things I want to revisit. There's so many erotic things that we've done in the past, which I just thought were fun, and I'd like to redo them again. You'd even talked about wanting to set up maybe a gangbang in the future. A gangbang in the future. Let's see what the body can handle. I have to start slower. I can't be jumping into things. We'll start with maybe more one-on-one, do some really...
Speaker2: Yeah, you're going to have to put the safety nets up around the trapeze.
Speaker3: Exactly.
Speaker1: You can't go without the safety nets. No,'t do that i can't do that so there's there's a lot of possibilities you know that i wanted to experience i just have to get back into the groove as it were just you know guys have been contacting me you know since i've been down like to see how i'm feeling you know what's going on you know old playmates and stuff on you know I don't know about that. I'm sure they are having their own fun, but. I have to talk to you later. Someone contacted me today and I don't have them in my phone book they texted me like asked how how you and I are doing how you're feeling and I said you know your shoulder was replaced like oh I'll have to reach out to her and I have no idea who they were. I wonder who that was because I did get a blast from the past from an old playmate he was actually quite a lot of fun And he always came bearing gifts. He was the one that that gave me the uh a trophy white t-shirt trophy wife t-shirt oh so okay maybe that was him yeah is that today okay he's like hey how you guys doing i'm said i'm recovering from surgery you know how it is but oh yeah he was always fun so yeah you know maybe he can sneak away once in a while who knows i don't know what his schedule's like but yeah he was always a lot of fun you know is that the one that's married yes that he's got away from it yes okay i was thinking it was somebody else i was thinking it was uh the guy who was a writer no you know i'm talk about what that was? Yes, yes.
Speaker2: Okay, but it's the other guy who was a very giving
Speaker1: person. I was thinking it was the guy who was a writer. No. You know what I'm talking about with that one? Yes, yes. Okay, but it's the other guy who was very giving. Yeah, very giving. Yes, okay. Yeah, he came. Every time he came here, he had like a bottle of, you know, something for you to drink and chocolates for me. As he should. Who cares about you? Hey, you're going to fuck my wife. You better give me something to drink.
Speaker3: I thought that was very nice. But, yeah, he was actually quite a lot of fun.
Speaker5: You know, it was.
Speaker3: Did he?
Speaker1: Yeah, we'll talk about that later. Oh, yeah. I didn't set anything up. Not yet, but, you know, he just asked how he was doing. I was like, doing well, on the mend. Ready to get back in that saddle again. Yeah. So it'll be fun. You know, I'm looking forward to it. And you can see that there's a lot of people in the middle of the middle Spunk Lube toy. Let me put a Spunk Lube commercial. Oh yeah, please do that. Looking for the perfect enhancement to your intimate moments? Introducing Spunk Lube, the ultimate personal lubricant that redefines pleasure. Whether you're looking for a water-based option or the silky smoothness of silicone, Spunk Lube has you covered. Spunk Lube is not just another lubricant. Our water-based silicone formula looks and feels just like the real thing, providing you with a sensation that's as close to natural as possible. It's safe to use with all toys and materials, ensuring that your adventures and pleasure are nothing short of perfect. And for those seeking something different, try Spunk Lube Pure Silicone, a non-drying, 100% silicone-based lubricant that's all about longevity and pure bliss. Just one drop goes a long way. Looking for an organic option? Explore our Spunk Lube Natural, crafted with organic avocado and virgin coconut oil for an experience that's as nourishing as it is pleasurable. Now introducing the Cyber Spunk silicone sex toy for adults. Truly a unique sex toy, of high-end, platinum-cured silicone. Medium firmness, soft to touch, but firm enough to stand on its own. Skin safe, phthalate-free, non-toxic, non-porous, and doesn't degrade over time. Elevate your intimate moments with Spunk Lube. Discover the pleasure difference. Go to spunklube.com today. So get some spunk lube and have some fun right yeah so so i do that toy but my problem with that is doesn't vibrate well that doesn't vibrate but i still need two hands yeah because it's one of those suction cup things and you know people are you know just gonna lay down and do it getting into the position with one arm is like impossible But do you actually, I think, to me, what's going to be one of the most erotic things coming up? What's that? Is that due to this time down, I think we're going to have some attrition to some of your playmates. Mm-hmm. And there's some that we wanted to get rid of. Well, yeah, I mean, not... Some. I wouldn't put it that way. We'll be bringing in, like, fresh blood. That's what I'm saying, yeah. It'll be some new, new, exciting, yeah. I mean, I've had our profile blocked from single guys for a few months now. Right. So we haven't heard from them, so they can't even see our profile. Right, right. To my knowledge, I don't know. So that you might get a complete influx of new and hopefully better talent well we'll find out won't we i mean you will i guess okay alf i will find out yeah so yeah that's there's some you know oldies but goodies i want to definitely hold on to that would be kind of fun they're you know i'm very comfortable with comfortable with, especially just getting back into it again. I don't know my limitations yet. I don't even know how. It's sort of like driving. You're going to have to wait for the doctor's bossing. Exactly. You're going to know when. I would bet inside of six weeks from here. Sure. You'll probably be able to. That's what I'm hoping for. Yeah, I'm expecting to hear you. Can I invite someone somewhere? Here's the question when I work with... You should probably be asking me as you're messing around with me. Yeah. No, no, here's a conversation I need to have with my occupational therapist. So how long before I can have sex and what can I do
Speaker2: I think they'd probably tell you it's going to be up to you
Speaker1: it's not like
Speaker2: well you're going to have to jerk a dick off with this hand you know you can only place the dick in your ass with this hand I don't think they're going to tell you those things they're going to say well that's going to be up to what you feel like you can do it's not like driving you have to get their blessing to drive
Speaker1: absolutely
Speaker2: no one's going to get killed
Speaker1: I don talking about. No one's going to get killed. They're just going to get, you know, just cause you pain if you're not careful. Well, you can dislocate the joint. I mean, I'm talking about, I mean, I still, I really, really want to get back into using that trapeze and doing the reverse cowgirl. That is so much fun. No. But. That's a ways off. Ah, I knew it. That's what I want to have. But even if you're doing cowgirl that is so much fun but that's a ways off ah i knew it that's what i want to happen but even if you're doing cowgirl yeah that's gonna be a little easier but you're still gonna have to wait till you can put weight weight on my shoulder again yeah see there's there's there are things you have to think about otherwise you dislocate that shoulder you're down and out for another surgery and six more weeks i I can't pop it back in without surgery? Oh, I wouldn't think so, no. I know there's screws and bolts. You have to pop my shoulder out and put it back in. Yeah, I have hardware. I mean, mine shouldn't pop out, but, I mean, there's all kinds of hardware in there. See, it's something you can ask the doctor next week when you go. Dr. Vita pops out. Is it surgery to put it back in, or is this just a front-end alignment? A front-end alignment. I don't, that is a good question. I have a ball-peen hammer. I could. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. It just needs to run into the wall the right way. You hold your shoulder 90 degrees and just run into the corner of a door, just pop it back in again. Sure. Don't be a pussy, you can do it. Suck it up, buttercup. Suck it up, buttercup. So, yeah. It'll be fun. You know, I think I'll be reintroducing myself to all the toys I hadn't played with in a long time. That'll be fun.
Speaker2: Hopefully they haven't, the batteries
Speaker4: haven't corroded.
Speaker1: Well, most of them are these rechargeable ones. So they have the little, you know, the USB or whatever. So I'll recharge them.
Speaker2: So you could have had your one lover guy, you know, come back over from where he lives in central PA.
Speaker1: You know, he wanted to come and be poly with you and stuff. He could have been here taking care of you. I could have just gone about life. Yeah. You know, he'd eat the corn out of your shit. Oh, boy. Yeah, that's probably pretty true, too. Yeah, it is. He's a little too needy. Do you think? Just a little bit. Yeah. Oh, boy, yeah. You could have had him as a handmaiden.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: A handmaiden would have been the... I'm sticking with maiden.
Speaker3: Yes, ma'am.
Speaker1: Yeah, he would have followed me around like a little puppy dog. If I was that kind of person.
Speaker2: He'd be crawling around with a collar and hands and knees, and he'd probably even bark.
Speaker1: Could have gotten my house cleaned a little easier. You think? Hmm. No, that would have been just a little uncomfortable, a little bit weird. You've got to get your shoulder fixed so you can get it flogged. Oh, that's like a nice massage. Yeah. Oh, maybe I can go back and have my feet flogged again. Oh, I'm sure Bob would flog in a party anymore. Oh, that was so awesome. Oh, my God. That was the most unique orgasm I ever had. And that was like so non-sexual. That was like the weird part. I mean, there's no real sex going on there except for the flogging flogger and my feet yeah well you've been teased up to that yeah there was you had a sexual build-up build-up but when that sensation happened i was kind of taken taken aback by it because i didn't expect to achieve an orgasm from that kind of situation. I sure as I would. It's like, well, you don't like having your feet touched. Yeah, but if I walk by and just touch your feet, you're like, oh, that tickles, you know. But I like having my feet massaged. I like having them manipulated and, you know, so when flying, it just was like another steps and it just took me right off the edge there to la-la land. That was a pretty strong, very primal orgasm. That was one thing I was trying to explain to you before about that was different than any other kind of orgasm because it was so primal, very basic. Okay. And you want to, like, pound your chest and all?
Speaker3: Not quite like that.
Speaker4: But, yeah, it was a little more primal, not so sensual.
Speaker3: It was good, though. I liked it. I liked it a lot. Okay.
Speaker5: So these are things you're looking forward to?
Speaker3: Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker5: Get back into having a regular sex life?
Speaker3: Are you looking forward to having a regular sex life? Fuck yeah.
Speaker1: Yeah. Yes. Does that really need to be a question for me? Not at all. I just thought I'd ask. Yeah. But again, it's like if you're feeling a little pent up, you know I have no problem with you bringing a playmate over. I understand that. But the thing is, with my work schedule. Oh, I know. Your arousal level is also tied to me. I get that. Yeah, to a degree, yes. We talked about what I'm saying. But too, with my schedule, it's not like. Yeah, people can just pop over and roll in the hay. Again, I come at work. I can't reach out to people and try to know, try to play it. Yeah, that work thing, it just sucks sometimes. It gets in the way earlier. Yeah, that's the problem. Like in the lifestyle, there's a lot of people that for some reason they can, it is kind of tricky navigating a vanilla life and the lifestyle life. Yeah, it's like we talked about with the house party. You know, the problem is, you know, Saturday nights I work until 7. The party starts at 9. Now it's over an hour away from us. Yeah. And then generally we don't get out of there until 2 in the morning, which is home at 3. And you have to be back at work on Sunday. And I've got to be at work on Sunday by 11. It's just like, you know, I'm 58. You know, I need my beauty sleep. You look at his face, you might not think so. know I need my beauty sleep you look at his face you might not think so but
Speaker2: I need you know a couple decades of beauty sleep
Speaker1: beauty sleep a coma
Speaker2: a coma
Speaker1: it's not that bad come on
Speaker2: that bad
Speaker1: you're not that fat your dick's not
Speaker2: that short
Speaker1: well see when you put that in front of a word it is that
Speaker2: it is that they're just trying
Speaker3: to
Speaker1: just trying to be nice
Speaker3: yeah
Speaker1: it's trying to be nice
Speaker2: it's not
Speaker3: I don't know. short. Well, see, when you put that in front of a word, it is that. It is that. They're just trying
Speaker1: to be nice. It's not that smelly. Your pussy's not that smelly, Donna. Oh, my God. I can't fit that many fingers in there. Yeah. All right. So, the real topic tonight was about getting back in the saddle. You're getting excited. You're healing up well. Yeah. I feel better. Didn't take any painkillers today, so I'm good. Not a one. Good. That's good news. Yeah. Don't need them. I do. Well, that's because you have to live with me i know sorry all right it'll get better it always will get better so yeah so there's a lot of things i'm looking forward to and revisiting things i have to start slow you know just to just to kind of wrap things up a little bit here you know i might have to do some soft swapping things and lots of oral and see where things go oh it, poor you. I know. It's going to be just awful. So in my head, I want to do like, you know, kind of start where I ended before. We might have to, you know, try to negotiate with Nate and Daphne, you know. See if they can help break you back in. You know, I think they might be able to help.
Speaker2: Well, I know they can help. Are they willing to?
Speaker1: Well, you know, I am a difficult person. I get that.
Speaker2: No shit there. No shit there.
Speaker3: Yeah. All right.
Speaker1: So I guess we'll wrap this bad boy up.
Speaker3: Yep.
Speaker2: All right, everyone.
Speaker3: Thank you. And have a great night, everybody.