Back for More: Donna’s Latest Hot Date with a Favorite Playmate

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife podcast. owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my hot mic podcast. And of course, we have Vince over here with the controls. Yes, you do. I do. He's taking all the controls though. He's so controlling. You let me think I have control. Let's call it what it is. Come on. I'm a normal husband. I like to think I'm in control, but I'm aware you have the pussy. You're in control. I don't know if that's true. I don't know about that, although we have talked about shows. How do you want me to answer that, too? Shut up. Truthfully? Yes, dear. Yes, dear. Uh-huh. Okay. What? No, it's fine. Don't beat me anymore, please. You shouldn't even joke about that. Well, I guess if people saw us. If people saw us. Yeah, I come up to about his nipples, so yeah, what beating him I'm going to be doing. versus six foot. Yeah. You know, at 100 pounds. No, I got weighed today. No, I got weighed today. I'm up to 114. Yes, you did get weighed. I did. No, I lost some weight when I started a new job. I gained a little bit back, so I'll try to lose just a couple pounds more. I didn't want to say anything. I just like to be 110. 110 pounds is nice. I'd like to be 110. That's just what one of my legs weighs. The doctor told me today, when I went for my chiropractor, I was telling him how much weight I've lost over the years and stuff. And, you know, he goes, I told him, I said, you know, I'm around 250 right now. And he goes, you look like you're 190 pounds. I said, well, I'm big boned. Not the bone you want me to be big right now. I didn't say anything. You're the one who quickly corrected it. Yeah, well, Andrea, every time I ask you, she's, oh my God, you're so skinny. It's like, okay. No, you're not skinny. I mean, you've been bigger, but you're not skinny. No, no. But I'm not. As much as I weigh, most people don't guess I weigh as much as I do. No, you do hide the weight better. Like, I wouldn't think you're, you know, 470 pounds. You hide. It's because we're black a lot. It's slimming. Black is slimming. I agree. Yeah, it's like when you're riding a black guy. Is he skinnier now? Maybe because his big dick is stretched out. I don't know. I don't think that's what I meant. So, hey, info at Hot Wife Podcast. If you want to reach out to us, say hi, comments, questions, ideas for a show, topics, whatever. I'd love to hear from you. You know, even just say you do or don't like the show. I'm fine with that either way. So just want to let you know your more than invited to reach out to us. And all the new listeners, I can't thank you all enough and welcome aboard. And hopefully you keep listening and tell your friends. Yeah. Hopefully this is a form of entertainment for you because it's our therapy entertainment and everything else in between. So, and sharing our experiences and whatever. Yeah. I mean, a one platform alone, we have more than doubled our numbers. Wow. Okay, well, let's just keep rolling along. All the Podbean listeners, we have actually damn near tripled our numbers on Podbean. All right, that's good. I'm not complaining at all. We're very humbled by it and appreciate it. So again, you know, so, and so with that. Oh, so fine. You want to share what you did today. Well, we have been trying to get me on a hot date for what? the last month and every time we'd turn around, it would snow. Every day we'd get it planned and it would snow. What did it do last night that we woke up to? It snowed. I know, but it was only like a dusting to an inch or an inch. It wasn't a lot and it was a very light snow. Yeah, when I woke up and saw that, I was like, motherfucker, here we go again. If I had to cancel my hot date again, I'm going to be really pissed. I'm going to be really, really pissed because it was like every time. I had to chuckle about it when I was out there shoveling. Yeah, I know. It's like, you know. Yeah, every time I plan a hockey. We're going to wait until like July. It's going to snow. I'm telling you, it's going to snow. That'd be fucked up. Yeah, it would be fucked up. But it's like, this is like the third or, I think third time we've rescheduled. Yeah, but this guy is a friend. Yeah, he's a friend. Well, he's become a friend. Yeah, he's become a friend. He's become a friend to me. So, yeah. He's more like your regular. Mm-hmm. I think you've probably had sex with him more than you have any other person except me. That I know of. Yes, yes. I think you're right. You have to go closer to the mic. Yeah, sorry about that. Bring him closer, slide across. I didn't say give it to him, I said get it closer. It's closer, it's closer. But yeah, I mean, I think of all the playmates, he's the one I've been with the most. Yeah, I think so. I mean, as long as, you know, as I've known you, there was one guy that actually lives or did live. close to where he lives and was built basically the same way. Sort of a little shorter, but yeah. I don't know. Okay. Whatever. But that he was. You're talking about the guy that ended up turning crazy. The fishing guy. The fishing guy. Yeah. He was only 5'3". He was tiny. Yeah. Well, how tall is this guy? Well. 5'5"? 5'6"? 5'6". Yeah. He's short too, but I'm only 4'11". So for me, it's fine. It's not a big deal. They're all short to me. Shut up. But no, this guy. Really huge. The other guy, the fisherman guy, you had... I had one hot date with him. He took me to that... Well, you guys went on a hot date, but then there was times you just went to his house and hung out. Yeah, hung out and fucked, yeah. But then again, he'd come over here and stuff like that. He had come to our studio numerous times. Sure. When we had a studio. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, you had a pretty good run with him. Right. Until he went batshit crazy. I think the whole... COVID thing. Yeah. He was just going to get into that. No, no. I just think that he was just set apart from people for so long. He just couldn't integrate back into society. That's the only thing I could think of. That could be a whole podcast in itself, that guy. I don't know what happened there, but whatever. But this guy's a lot more, a lot more fun. Certainly a lot more easygoing and, you know, not so, I don't know, crazy weird. Yeah. Yeah, so tell me if I tried to. Well, of course, he went out to lunch. He went out to lunch. It was very nice. Oh, hang on, hang on. Shut up. What'd you order for lunch? I had a salad. Shut up. He had a burger. But the thing is, I wanted to talk to him about, like, the idea. How to eat his burger. Did he eat him? It was so rare. It was juicy. The cheese was, like, oozy. Was it dripping down his chin? Oh, all over the french fries. He'd take the french fries and slide it in his mouth. We couldn't talk about anything too sexy because like there was a table on the other side of the, we were up against a little wall and across the other wall were people sitting and then right next to us was a table of four and it's like, well, we're not going to get any sexy talk in this environment. So I basically was like, when we, When I get back into the car, I want to tell you what I want to do when I get you home. But I can't tell you here because everybody's going to hear us. Oh, yeah. You could have fun with that, too. Yeah. I'll text you. Get your phone. We'll just text each other. My ass is aching for you to fuck it. And you look over at him and see a bunch of people spill their drinks. What do you mean? I want your cum to splash against my colon. I'ma pull it out and lick the cum off your cock. Clam chowder. Yes, I'd like to have clam chowder. That's exactly it. It was like you were there. It's gone by what I've said to my hot dates. You take the clam chowder and you take a mouth and dribble outside your mouth. It's like, this is, I want a big cum load. You take the spoon and just fling it at your face. Oh yeah, I'm a bad clam chowder eater. Bad clam chowder. Oh yeah. Flick the hot soup in your face. Oh, your chowder is so hot and thick. It's fishy. Oh, it's so yummy. And you let it dribble down my breast and into my... Oh, it's in my eyes. It burns. Oh. But it tastes so good. Then it's that Harry Met Sally commercial. I'll have what she's having. Yeah, exactly. Not commercial, movie. In the movie, yes, I know exactly what you meant. I'll have what she's having. Does he have enough chowder for me? He keeps drinking and stays hydrated. Maybe. Maybe. He's not as young as he used to be. Nope. But... Actually, if you keep pumping the well, you might get some water out of it, you know. Yeah, that's one way of looking at it. Okay, so back to your meal. You know, you were having a meal. Yeah. Sorry, I got a little side chart. I couldn't... Kind of cold and thinking of clam chowder. But yeah, we couldn't talk about what we wanted to talk about. And I was like, oh, I have this great idea. It would be so much fun to do. And so I had to wait till we got like into the car. I was like, okay, this is what I want to do. I'm going to wear a thong, but you're going to fuck me with the thong on. Yes. Like, like push it over to the side. Or pull it. Pull it over to the side. Yeah. Pull it over to the side. But then I'm going to, you know, I want you to really fuck me and then give me a cream pie. And I want to like douse and get it all. over my thong and like rub it in. Only because I think it was fun to do, but one of the... You have a fan that... I have a fan that's like, oh, if you could... Yes, he wants the panties, so. So you're pleasing two men at once. I am. Wow, look at you. Not to mention it's, you know, I take the ideas from the guys like, you know, I want you to do this. If you could do, you know, I want to see you do X or Y. But I say, hey, honey, can you go pour me another drink? Go fuck yourself. How the fuck's that happening? I never do that. I never say that to your face. Exactly. Jesus. Go on. Oh, fuck another guy and wipe his cum all over the panties and I want them. Oh, I'll do that for you. Honey, we've been married 22 years. Can you get me a drink? Fuck you. Get it yourself. Is that oral sex? Fuck you. Some people think so. Some people think so. Yep. And he was like, yeah, we can definitely do that. He's always been like very, you know, oh, sure. Absolutely. As long as not like, you know, over the years, he's gotten a little more relaxed. I almost want to, I don't mean in a bad way, aggressive, but that's the wrong term. He's more forward. He was a little more demure. He's a very quiet gentleman. But I mean, how about the word adventurous? That's what I want to say. That's a good word. Yeah, a little more adventurous. Yeah, he's a little more adventurous now, which is cool. Yeah. That he's feeling comfortable. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's taken a... Oh, no. And just for the record, this gentleman is single. He's single. His wife left him. Yes. He takes care of his two children, which are adult children. Right. They do suffer from... Special needs. Special needs. And he is a very attentive and loving father. He is... He's a great guy. He's dedicated his life to that. Yeah. So technically, you know, he gets a little outlet with you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He doesn't get the date and everything. No, I think it'd be too difficult. So he's a great catch. I mean, if someone was, you know, to. Yeah. I mean, he's. Yeah. So when I die, you're probably going to wind up with him. Oh, absolutely. Let me rephrase it. When you kill me. Shut up. If I had insurance, that would be done already. Shut up. Some of my money would help pay the wedding. Oh, God. You're such a name. Yes. Thank you. So anyway, so you get him back. Mm-hmm. And I hadn't seen him in a bit, and he even told me, he goes, you know, I'm not going to last very long because it's been a while, and then, you know, just the way I was talking to him. Yeah, I think the last time you had played with him had to be four to six months ago. Yeah, so I don't know. He might have been seeing other people in the interim. I don't know. I don't care. From what he said in the past when we've talked, He hasn't had a lot of luck on the Swinger websites. Oh, that's a shame. One between scheduling and stuff like that. And, you know, single guys are tough, you know. Mm-hmm. They really do get the, you know, shitty end of the stick, as it were, you know. Well, if they enema before, you won't. Well, then you won't. Oh, yeah. I didn't even get a chance to do anal with him. I thought I would. But it was, It was like once the tires hit the asphalt, it was... Go time. We were go time. Yeah. Started out in fucking overdrive. Yeah, pretty much. Which was fun. I don't mind. It was all good. As long as he had fun and I had fun, I don't care, you know. You know, it made me come. So you gave the whole girlfriend experience? Yeah, pretty much. I mean, you know. Okay, cool. Kissing and all that? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I was not there. No, but yeah. He's a good kisser, but yeah. There's better guys I've kissed. I mean. Okay, let's go with that. Mm-hmm. I know how you are with that. Now, of course, he's always very sensual. He's just an easygoing, fun guy. So when I told him what I wanted, he was like, yeah, yeah, we could definitely do that. Yeah. So I just wanted to. I mean, it is a shame that his schedule is very limited windows, you know, because he has to, he can only spend so much time away from his children. Yeah. You know, like we just had to have a quick lunch, come back here, fuck. And then he's like, oh, got to go. So he couldn't hang out or anything. Yeah, I get it. I'm, oh, shoot. Oh, time. You done work? I done work. Okay. Yeah, usually you work on Mondays and here I am with the day off. My arms are going off. But yeah, it was a great time. I mean, you know, a lot of kissing and fondling. And, you know, I mean, his dick was hard as soon as he took his pants off. His dick was probably hard when he showed up here to take it at lunch. That could be. That could be. I should have ordered a hot dog or a sausage. Uh-uh. Yeah, but as soon as you bite it, it ruins it. Yeah, it does. Never mind. No teeth. But no. Did he get a taco and just like, ah. Yeah, you give an head to a fucking hot dog. Him eating a taco. You want to talk about upsetting the neighbors at the restaurant. Yeah. Yeah, we tried to be respectful and, you know, a little bit discreet. I get salsa all over his face. Oh, it's that time, is it? You're so wrong. You're so wrong. They don't want me in that restaurant anymore anyway, so. I guess that might be one of the reasons. Maybe. Maybe. But yeah, I started out with, you know, like rubbing on top of his, he wears these like little, I guess it's like a, I'll call it like spandex, but I don't think it really is. That's a stretchy material and he has these little shorts and they're really nice. You know, really kind of silky and I like rubbing on top of it and his dick got really hard. So that was nice. That was the goal, right? That was the goal. I would have been disappointed if nothing happened, you know? Yeah, that's what you have me for. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what I have you for. I rub you and nothing happens. It's like, you're waking me up. What? Are you going to yell at me again? Shut up. I don't yell at you. No, you don't, dear. I'm sorry. Shut up. You're making me out to be some horrible person. You said it. I didn't. Anyway. Okay. So his willy was hard. His willy was hard and I was sucking We were kissing before that, but then I pulled him down, and his dick popped out, and I was like, oh, hello. Is there a little crank dirt? Like a little jack-in-a-box? A little cock-in-a-box? A little cock-in-a-box. Well, it became a cock-in-a-box a little later. Yeah, well. Was it dick-in-a-box? A dick-in-a-box? Well, no, there's a Hard Dick Insider. No, no, they did that Saturday Night Live skit, Justin Timberlake, another guy. Remember, it was a Christmas thing? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was a dick in a box. I forgot about that. I was thinking about this spoof about the hard... Yeah, dick and cider. Dick and cider. Dickens cider. I just love a hard dick and cider. One of my goals in life. Oh, yeah, absolutely. So that was, you know, it's always been like a little kind of a fun thing for me when I pull up a guy's drawers and your dick pops out. It's like, woohoo! It's coming out to play. Except that one black guy just like knocked you out for a couple hours. Yeah, well, that was, you know, the concussion I got from that was well worth it. Well worth it. That's why you wear a hockey helmet when he comes by. You have to. A mouth guard because it hits me in the teeth. I might break a tooth or something. It's your goaltender's mask. There you go. I have to be really careful. You know, We're taking a sexy thing and making a complete laughing stock, aren't we? Well, the thing is, you have that cage, so the cum can still get in there, but the dick isn't going to break your jaw or anything, which is kind of good. Okay. I was not thinking about the cum part. Now I have a scuba mask. A scuba mask. Oh, it's a deep diving one. Deep diving bell. I'll make sure nothing gets through. Put your dick away, please. No. I'm fine with the cums. Definitely with the cums. I'm good with that. That's good. So anyway. Yeah, so I was going to do him like cowgirl first, but I knew that he was super excited, so I wanted to make sure that I didn't have to flip-flop to get the cum shot and have it drip out of my pussy into my thong the way the other gentleman wanted it. So I did it reverse cowgirl. Now, you know, I've had guys, and I can speak from experience. You've had guys? Oh, please do tell. I want details. That's the Hot Husband podcast. Anyway. Okay. I've heard guys that, like, they say when you do reverse cowgirl, that actually makes them cum fast. because they like your ass so much and holding your ass and fucking you that way. Oh, yeah. He did grab my ass pretty hard. Yeah. I mean, nice and nice and firm, not hard, but firm. Whatever. Firm, hard. Also, sometimes they say because like your pussy goes in like one direction, you know, and your dick. And most guys' dicks comes up. So if you're riding them cowgirl, they kind of compliment each other. And you can't see what I'm doing here. Oh, you look lovely. Oh, thank you. You're so moist. Exactly. It's like they're going the same direction. Okay. But if you go in reverse cowgirl, your vagina is going like the opposite direction. So actually it hits their dick in different places. Okay. Do you remember that one guy? No. We called him a Hershey bar? Yes. And his dick definitely went the wrong way. So if I did him cowgirl, it hurt because his dick was like hitting the back. He bent down. down, not up. Yeah. So it was going like the, but reverse cowgirl, it was actually fine. It was good. But I, you know, sometimes, you know, reverse cowgirl involves some kind of stability and acrobatics and, you know, holding on to something. Safety waivers have to be signed. OSHA comes in, checks to set up. I have to have those black and yellow stripes. Stunt coordinator comes in. Yeah. That's exactly what it is. Ringling bar, there's a Barney Bailey comes in. Well, that's why I had you. Once their safety net, Well, that's why I had you create that trapeze bar, just for that reason, so I would have something to hang on to with Reverse Cowgirl. And that was ideal. I mean, if you're on a bed or something, you don't always have that opportunity, depending on where your ceiling is. But, yeah, with the guy, he's bent the wrong way. It wasn't his fault, but, man, it was, like, painful. He was painful to fuck. You know, not to mention... That's why you only fucked him once. Once or twice, yeah. Once, just once. Yeah, it wasn't... how bad it hurt. Yeah, it really hurt. It was not good. Yeah. Does that affect the anus too? I wasn't really doing anal back then. I know that, but I'm saying if... Yeah, probably. Or is the anus a little more non-directional? Non-directional. I imagine it would be... It's a valid question. It is a valid question. I would think that even for your butt, I'm thinking this like, okay, if I did him cowgirls, Because most turds are straight. If they came out like a horseshoe. Then we're having a different conversation. You know, I'm no medical expert. I don't play one on TV either. Your turds come out straight. Good point. I mean, the enema bottles are straight. There's no curve to them. There's no curve to them. Good point. So is it giving or is it just... It is a little more giving. That's why I can handle like larger dicks in my ass than in my Pussy. There's not as much musculature there. It can stretch a little bit more. I don't have to battle with muscles. It's the excuse I use. Is that what it is? It's the excuse you use. It was prison. Oh, okay. That's a long time ago. Last week was a long time ago, wasn't it? I think. Okay, let's get back on to the. I don't know. Let's stop concentrating on the ass. Well, I wanted to do anal with him. I'm anxious to hear how this thing went. Okay. So I did reverse cowgirl. And as I'm doing this, I can, he's getting, I can tell he's getting like more and more excited because he's starting to thrust harder. He's grabbing my hips, his legs, his legs kind of like, I can always tell when he's getting like closer because his legs like tense up and, and his like, they, they stiffen and they're like. Well, at least the right leg was stiff. The proper leg. The correct leg. The correct leg was stiffened. That definitely was. But both of his other legs would stiffen. and like, you know, tense up and shake. Okay. So I knew that he was getting clothes and all of a sudden he's like, I'm going to come. I'm going to come. I was like, oh, yay. So when he did, I took my thong and I just, it was already like to the side. So when he started to come, I let him like give me a nice cream pie. And then I kind of, I was hoping that it, like I could lift myself up and like, let it like fill up my, my thong with all the cum. Wow. Okay. And like really get it all juicy. Anywhere in here, did you get yours? Oh, yeah. Actually, I wanted to... I did say earlier that I did come, but I kind of was like... I kind of glossed over that. He was eating me. He can eat pussy pretty well, so I got to give him that. He's got skills there. So, yes, I came that way. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Good for him. I can respect that. Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, your pussy skills or pussy eating skills are very, you know, very nice. Very nice. Well, they hit all my buttons. Let's put it that way. And a lot of other ladies. We talked about that. Yeah. And nausea. I'm sorry, but it was very nice. I don't need to pound my chest. Yeah, I know. But it was a very nice afternoon. Finally, we got to go on the hot date. Finally, with all the damn snow. I think there was a lot of pent up frustrations on his part. He was ready to let loose. Do you think you're going to set something up more soon to keep him on a regular basis? Sure. He stays away, absolutely. Well, maybe, you know. Maybe if I keep fucking him, the snow will stay away. Well, I can't promise that. You know, I mean, you know, the sad part, you can't even go to his house because of his children. Right. I can't even, yeah, he always has to come here. We always have to host. Which is fine. I don't have a problem with that. I mean, you know, I think it's something you ought to try to plan once a month with him just to keep him flowing. Keep him flowing. It's for medical reasons. You know, you have to have, an orgasm for the prostate. You always tell me that. They say it helps. They say it helps. You know, men who stop, you know, having any kind of sexual interaction, whether it be with or without somebody, they say that's one of the things that causes prostate issues. So either jerk off a lot or fuck a lot. Or deal of the above. Or deal of the above. Blowjob. Get a blowjob. Or, you know, jerk off. Give a man a blowjob. Save his life. Goddamn right. Stop thinking to yourself. You know, you should be walking around and going, sir, you're getting older. When's the last time you had an orgasm? Do I need to help you to help keep you from prostate problems? It's a valid concern. It's Cancer Awareness Month. Get a blowjob. It's like Nightingale, the newest. Oh, yeah. Florence Nightingale. Florence Nightingale, 2026. Doing your part to help prevent problems. Prostate issues with men. Okay. No? Hey, if it's true, then it's... That is actual medical things I have heard. When men stop having sexual activity. Right. Okay. Whether it be jerking off. Right. Or having an orgasm, however. Right, right. That lack of activity causes, starts the process of men having prostate issues. Wow. Okay. I knew that, but I'm so glad you're just such an advocate for it. You know, just... Why wouldn't it be? I have a prostate. Yeah, there you go. And you're always... I feel issues coming on. I'm sure you do. We'll have to take care of that tonight. Yeah, you can prevent far as far... You can prevent prostate issues. Prostate cancer. I don't say cancer, I say issues. Okay, issues. It's a little softer. Yeah. an inflamed prostate. Enlarged prostate. Okay. Well, I'm happy to do my part. I'm going to make a poster with a cowboy hat or whatever. You can prevent prostate problems, women. There you go. Only you. Not that we don't have hands to help. It's so much more enjoyable when someone else does it. You have a hot pair of lips. When you have someone willing to help you. Whatever that person is. Whatever they do. What you're okay with is God bless you. You know, if it's a man, a woman, you know, whatever they identify as. One of each. Whatever. You know, just as long as they're of age and legal and willing. That's all I care. And willing. So, but, all right. So, finally, yeah, I feel like I finally, we got the hot date. Finally. Took a long time, but we finally went on the hot date. Okay. Yeah. So, why not? Exactly. And you were supposed to have a hot date yesterday with a young guy. Yeah, that once he didn't work out so well. Well, yeah, he is a young guy. He's 28 or something like that. He drank too much. The night before. The night before. And I reached out to him. I'm like, hey, you know, I'm looking forward to this evening. He goes, I don't think I'm going to make it. I drank way too much last night. I can't even get out of bed. I was like, oh, you amateur. Yeah. How dare you put drinking in front of an orgasm? How dare you? I drink afterwards. I'm not going to do it before. Did you try to reset that up yet? I said next Sunday. He said, I will be there. I'm like, we'll see about that. Lock yourself at home. Don't drink. If you do drink, just have one or two, not however many you had. Yeah, he said he was in bed like all day. It's like, great. I mean, I don't understand that mentality. I mean, I have done it. I have. Two years ago, you know, I drank a whole bottle of Wild Turkey 101, blacked out drunk. Yep. Got up at nine o'clock the next morning and conducted my day. Yeah, but you were really, you don't. Stinky. I was sweating bourbon. Oh, yeah. That's true. But when you came home, you don't even remember how you got home. No, I black out drunk. Yeah. I don't remember from 5 o'clock the night before until 9 o'clock the next morning. Nope. So that's, yeah. I'm not proud of it. Just saying. You were like, oh, you couldn't even see straight. Oh, I don't remember. Yeah. You tell me I crawled up our steps to the house. You literally, yeah, they dropped you off. I don't know how I got home. I woke up in that chair at 9 a.m. And I literally was like, how the fuck did I get here? Where the fuck? Yeah. What happened? Well, I didn't know you were so drunk. So when you came up, you're coming up the steps kind of like, you know, crawling. I was like, what the fuck's wrong with him? And I'm like, honey, do you need help? And of course, being the wisest that you are, he's like, oh, some people think so. It's like, well, but then I was like, oh, he's really drunk. So I quick went down there. I helped you up the steps and you just sat in the chair. Stood behind me kicking me in the ass. Come on, drunk. Get the fuck up. Get the fuck up. Yeah, yeah. Then you threw up in the trash can. You said, I never throw up. Yeah, I have. I had video. Luckily, it wasn't that much. No, it wasn't that much. I didn't eat anything. That was the problem. Oh. It was a chili cook-off, so I had like six little Dixie cups of chili. That's all I had eaten, and a whole bottle of wild turkey. Now, why would you do that? Boredom? Yeah. I didn't know anybody there, so I was familiar with the bottle. Likely story. Now, last year- Yeah, alcoholics always say that. Last year- Well, I went with you. I had two beers. That's it. Now, next weekend, not this coming, but the following weekend, is the Chili Cook-Off. Again, frightening. I'm thinking about getting a case of, I want to try that Modelo Dark. Oh, I didn't think you liked Modelo, but you said the Modelo Dark. I never had Modelo. Yeah, it seems like a too weak of a beer, so I've never had it. I have no idea, I've never had it. So, I've got to see if I can find a place that sells a six-pack. I don't want to buy a case. You said case. I meant a six-pack. Okay. That's different. Yeah. Give it a shot. So anyway. All right. So that was my hot date. Hot date. You were satisfied with it? Oh, heck yeah. I mean, I wish we could have spent more time conversing and stuff, but I knew he was. Before or after? Both, actually, both. But I knew he was on a time schedule, so it was more like, you know, wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. Yeah. It's like he had a quick bang and run. Next weekend, this guy, if he's in shape to come over, If I remember last time he was here, he went twice. Yeah. I'll see. That's a bonus of being 28. That is a bonus. He has a pretty long dick, too. I think he does. I don't remember. It's not extremely big. Right. But it's like above average. It's funny. You know more about the guys I fuck their dick size, that is, than I do. Well, you know, in all honesty. You catalog them. No. I didn't say I was jealous of it, right? That's a nice dick. Hey, look at it like your old buddies. You sit there and have to evaluate, again, when you're shooting some of this stuff for content. Yeah. You have to look at it like, okay, what is going to be the thing that sells it for this guy? Exactly. Yeah. You know, and you're a small woman, so if the guy has a seven-inch dick, it appears to be a ten-inch dick. Sure, because I'm pretty tiny. Yeah. Well, that works. I'm good with that. So anyway. 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