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this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast where we discuss all the good the bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle hello everybody and welcome to my hot wife podcast this is donna lynn and i'm accompanied once again with my wonderful husband Company to home.
There's a different word. See, the thesaurus I got you for Christmas is doing something. I'm accompanied once again with my wonderful husband Vince. Accompanied, oh, there's a different word. Well, I also want to... See, the thesaurus I got you for Christmas is doing something. I'm using it. I am using it. Wow, okay. Well, before we get started, I just wanted to... I don't know when this is being aired. It'll be aired New Year's Day. It's New Year's Eve. So I could say Happy New Year, and that would be okay? Sure, please do. Oh, right.
Everybody have a Happy New Year, and a safe one, and a healthy one. Prosperous. Prosperous. That would be really nice. Let's put that in there too. Lots of adjectives for this new year. New thesaurus, new words, you know. I love it. But yeah, so what are your New Year's resolutions? I want double penetration. Wow, okay. Wow. Most people like want to lose weight, want more wealth, want a new job. I definitely want to do more threesomes. Okay. We'll work on that then. We've tried and it's like a scheduling thing or guys. Guys are funny. I'd be happy with another woman.
I would love to have, you know, tag team, you know, another woman and tag team a guy. That would be great. I would love that. So would I. A lot of men would love that. So I'm not picky about what the threesome, you know, dynamic is. I just, I just think, I think it would spice things up a little bit. Sure.
little bit sure never hurts no never does so we'll have to be on the more bodies more orgasms i'm all about that everyone should be we'll be a better place if there's more orgasms who's got time for war if there's orgasms yeah too busy getting laid i mean yeah yeah solve so many problems i'm telling you i would hope just get us on these boards of the you know the un or whatever these governing bodies are we'll solve all the world john lennon song give peace a chance give more orgasms yeah yeah see i'm telling you there's only something think of how it went i'm not sure of course with you go oh no you sit there and go really hey everybody has their hair.
It's like saltpeter with legs. Hey, she's not my cup of tea, but, you know, apparently. That's not even the tea leaves at the bottom. The dregs. Jesus Christ. Wow. Whatever. Hey, every pot has a lid, right? Yep. I think another New Year's resolution that we should try is more positive. I think we need to be more positive. I'm positive. She's not. She's. All right. I'm sure she's a sweet lady, though. You can see his face. I don't know. Sarcasm doesn't trince. Our facial expressions don't trince. That's why I get away with so much more on the podcast. You're talking all serious about your face.
You can't see my facial expressions. That's a good thing. There's a reason for that. Take a look at yoga. Oh, no. Tell me I'm wrong. Jesus Christ. That's a face not even a mom could love. She has a beautiful singing voice. Yeah. Okay.
It's like nails on a chalkboard a cat in a blender Jesus Christ it's like they do that passes we're singing hey whatever yeah well of course I don't sing either so but I don't put out records I don't try to put out records no there's a difference I have a foot in reality you know I think I think it's just a matter of her going I have enough money I don't care I'm doing it I'm doing it no one's going to pay for it but I'm going to put Thank you. I think it's just a matter of her going, I have enough money. I don't care. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
No one's going to pay for it, but I'm going to put one out because I can say I can have them. But anyway, we do wish everyone a happy and healthy and prosperous New Year. Well, what about year resolutions? None. None? No, I don't make resolutions. I told you so earlier. Yeah, my theory is I don't need to wait till New Year's to start something, you know. It's something I think I need to do. I should start it, you know. Oh, yeah. At the time, I think I need to start it. Yeah, exactly. You know, so, yeah. Yeah, no, I don't have any. No, outside of the sex thing, I have no real resolutions.
Yeah, I mean, I'm still looking for a good job, and I think that's coming down the pike in the next couple weeks. So that's going to be off that list. But no, I don't know. I hope we can come up with another year's worth of shows. Yeah, we're now January january 10th is our will be our uh start of our third year start oh started the third start of the third year we're wrapping up our second year now this is like episode 173 wow that's a lot yeah over 150 000 downloads over 150 You guys need to get lives. So do we. So do we. More importantly, we do. More we do.
But no, we can't thank you for that. And just all the alcohol we drank for everyone. For you. We do it for you, not for me. To get through one of these episodes. How many shows did I have this year that I was a blithering idiot? Okay, everyone. But I mean, I really drunk on? Were you really drunk or just a blithering idiot? Well, a blithering idiot is every show, but the drunk, really excessive drunk was a dozen. Well, the only one I remember that was... Oh, there's a couple I don't even remember.
Yeah, the one where my high school friend came over and I blew him and he came all over my face and you were watching me and you're't remember any of that no i don't we didn't videotape it that no we could have proved it no there was another couple shows there's another couple shows i uh we did you don't remember and like the next day it's like what was that about i don't remember yeah any of the ones with uh with Mr. Utah that you were drunk? You guys were both drunk. I mean, come on. How do you remember them? Actually, the one with Utah, the one with the Back Bay thing.
You guys were pretty toasted? Yeah, after that whole funny part. Right. You don't remember anything? It faded out, yeah. I don't remember after the funny part. Yeah, I don't remember. I wasn't drinking that much. I had a good drink. But yeah, those four days with Stephen were kind of a blur. We're still recovering. That was in September. We're still recovering. Can't wait for him to come back out. Yeah, I'm like, I need to take some B vitamins. Hey, we haven't heard from Jay in a while. No, uh-uh. So I hope everything's going well. Yeah, I'm used to you getting all the emails and stuff.
We get emails from a lot of different people. Yeah, thank you. From Wayne, and I know his son's been going through some stuff. And again, our thoughts and prayers are with him and his son and his family. We haven't heard from Mr. Bale. And he sent an email a couple months ago and said he was okay that was it I don't know what's going on there and we had Michael we had you know a bunch of people so we'd love to hear from you guys touch base just email us and say hi we do read the email email us email us at let me see it's hotwifepodcast at gmail.com.
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that works okay i like that okay so anyway um tonight's topic yes are swinger sites the same or becoming like the dating sites or vice versa yeah i think yeah the topic is are swinger sites the new dating sites? Yeah, that's interesting because I always would keep them, in my mind they should be separate. Well, they are. Yeah, they are. Okay, ultimately, both sites have one thing in common. Sex. Yeah, everybody's trying to get light.
But dating dating sites women are also looking for relationships and this and that i i currently speak you don't put as much time in on sos as i do oh yeah swing and lifestyle.com um you're seeing more and more single people on sos that are even saying they're looking for a relationship looking for someone you know they're putting like you would think it's like well you know we look at it we're not looking for a relationship we're looking for friendship and sex yeah but so you get the getting the sound here here my mic um the um yeah yeah they're looking on there for a relationship but it's obvious it's like okay i'm gonna want to get laid whether it's a male or female you're not going on a swinger site and saying you're not you don't want to get laid right i i just feel like if you're looking for relationship a swinger site is not the right place you're you're looking for love in all the wrong places because a swinger or something like that.
want to get laid right i just feel like if you're looking for relationship a swinger site is not the right place you're you're looking for love in all the wrong places because a swinger site's like hey i just want to fuck you then you know we'll see you next week or next month or maybe not at all again i can't speak to everyone but maybe they had been in a relationship that they were swingers before and they're like okay i'm not opposed i find it erotic okay i want to find a woman that i can be a relationship with and you know what i want to continue this swing there you go oh i see i see how that works i mean how that works unless someone fold them and thinking that well no you can just find a swinger and then you don't have to worry about it anymore i yeah that's what i i was somebody who's looking for a relationship and they're fishing the wrong pond.
But you also have people that are single that are, let's say, 40-plus. They've been married for years, divorced. They don't want games. Hey, I want someone I can hang out with and go fuck. Well, then you're a swinger. Well, there you go to a dating site yeah there's a lot of drama i would imagine more bullshit to jump i mean i can't speak to it no one no one hits me up on my dating profile but um so yeah i told you they don't work they don't work i don't know they may you know so there's so many many different sites out there for day dance swinging.
But it depends on, I guess it all depends on what approach are you looking at in finding a mate. Right. You know, I mean, as a swinger, if you go on to a swinger site, you're not going to to worry about someone cheating on you because if you're a swinger it's like you're entitled to it entitled or it's like hey what's the share yeah if you're open-minded and you were looking for a relationship a swinger site is would be the way to go but if you're looking for a traditional relationship i still think it's well okay well let's pretend something happened to us. To me, I'd die. Right.
You have enough phone numbers in your phone book right now. I don't need to go on this side. I can just go, let's start with the A's, shall we? Okay, let's pretend all those people said, well, no, I liked Vince. He was a good guy. I'm not going to do that. He's dead.
Okay,'m not gonna do that he's dead okay that wouldn't happen but let's pretend it did okay yeah i would definitely would you go to a dating site or would you just go to a swinger site at 63 years old are you gonna look for someone that you're gonna settle down with and well i probably won't settle down but it'd be you just put your line intoers, I guess, for somebody to have fun with and have good sex. Or multiple people. Or multiple people or whatever, yeah. I mean, I would definitely stay on shore.
I don't know, in today's world, are people looking for, I mean, there are some that are looking for a relationship, a one-on-one thing, but are more people like, no, I just kind of want to, like okay i want to go out this friday night right and joe over here he can't go out but you know i can call john or i call bob or i can call mike and see which one's available that's true and it's like you know what also you know mike's getting kind of boring you know well i mean how many women or men date someone and find out after a few dates like oh man they're kind of boring i really don't you know it's like all he wants all he wants to do is talk about work or all you want you know right right you know he doesn't i just want to do is go out to dinner have a drink and then go how about someone that wants to i don't know go bowling or whatever i don't know what people do then go fuck whatever you know let's go get all sweaty and then get nasty get really sweaty yeah you know i mean i don't know what do people do anymore i'm old i don't know what your old oh jeez i mean again um yeah i don't know i'm not uh i don't date that you know of.
No, not that I know of. Yeah, like we've both been out of the dating scene for a long, long time. At least three months. At least three months. But yeah, I mean, for us, I mean, it would just make sense to just stay on the swinger site. If I wasn't in your life, you'd just stay on the swinger site. You know, you'd have people you can hang with, people you can have sex with, people you can hang with and have sex with. I think you're more likely to meet somebody to go have fun with. And I'm not even going to mean it just in a sexual way. I'm just going to say have fun with.
You could find people that work a second shift job. I mean, it's going to be a lot more laid back. It's not because it's not a quote-unquote dating site. It is, but not a relationship dating site. It's a lot easier to get a date. Yeah, oh, yeah. You could easily contact someone and say, hey, I'm just looking to someone to, you know, are you available to go to breakfast tomorrow? Right. Oh, yeah, I can do that. Okay, let's go to breakfast. And then in the afternoon, you could sit there, hey, I'm heading to happy hour. You know, you could sit up like on Swing Lifestyle.
You could sit up what they call hot dates. You can just put a posting up and say, hey, I'm going to be at the such and such bar at this time on this date. Anybody who wants to join me, love to have you there. See who shows up.
Hopefully, it doesn't become a sausage fest you know if it wasn't you then you won a sausage fest it doesn't matter it doesn't matter but you know it's I think for dating you know like it seemed to have worked for mickey right right you know she went on to you know instead of going on to a dating site she went on the swinger site and was having a lot of fun with a lot of different dick right and she's kind of in a way now we're down to one dick ish you know whether they continue know, whether they continue this one or not, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what the problem is.
That's why I'm saying ish. Yeah, I mean. I wasn't sure what the ish was about. Yeah, the dick. He's a dick-ish. One dick-ish. But yeah, I'm sure there might be other times that it won't be just the one. But you never know. That's their business. Yep. You know. I got nothing to do with it, but yeah. I mean, he's big into, like we talked about on the other show, he's big into being a voyeur and then joining in. So, I mean, he'd be quite happy if she played with multiples. Right. You know, but him being the main. Right. We tried to do a podcast after that one. You were in bed. Yeah.
But Jack was a little too inebriated so that show didn't make the air that show made the ones that i was inebriated seem like nothing um and if i wasn't inebriated if i wasn't inebriated enough to let that one go by then you know it was a bad show i was he was not in good shape so but uh that happens sometimes I mean, not on our show. We never drink. Not to me. Oh, my, never. This water tastes funny. Tastes like alcohol? Tastes like Irish whiskey. Tastes like Bushmiller Black. Okay, yeah, those who want to know what I'm drinking, I'm drinking Bushmill Black. There you go. Good, good.
It looks very nice. It's a very nice Irish whiskey. Glad you like. I'm just doing my usual rum and coke. I'm very bland. Very predictable. Yeah, there's not a lot of alcohols I'm really in love with. I had a beer last night, so I don't want to do twice i know ripping it up yeah well there's these chocolate porters are for special occasions you want to savor them oh my god it's saturday it's a special occasion oh we were watching it's sunday it's a special occasion that's what i'm. I usually drink on days that end, and why? See, I don't drink just to drink. I drink for celebration.
I have standards. It's not alcohol. It's an elixir for celebration. Whatever gets you through, baby. Whatever gets you through. I don't just drink. I'm here to celebrate. Today is Sunday.
As we get older older we have to celebrate every day of course when i was younger i celebrated a lot more when you were younger i missed those my 20s you missed your brain cells my 20s and those brain cells yeah i wasn't that bad yeah it was i mean i wasn't that oh you were i partied a lot but i wasn't that i drank enough for my 20s for both of us so um but yeah so the aspect of and i'd be interested in hearing people's response out there is you know if you were um somehow something happened to your relationship and you decided you still wanted to date. Right.
Would you go on a dating site or would you go to a swinger site? Yeah, definitely a swinger site. It depends on what you're looking. Are you looking – would you be looking to have a relationship that – I mean, you could find it on both, don't get me wrong. Right.
But chances are more on a swinger on a swinger site you're gonna you know you might be able to find a married woman that her husband lets her go out and play i.e you or something like that you know um or you know do you want to find a woman who is unattached and wants to make you meals and you know uh just you know just eventually move in with you or whatever where you want someone that you can go have fun with in all sorts of ways in and out of the bedroom and then you go home to your own bed and you know do sometimes that's more comfortable but the thing i did find out as we get older we get more fixed in our ways and you know like we have our one friend the gardenerer from Jersey, okay?
Yes. Okay, he's a nice guy. Yeah, super intelligent, nice. Very fixed in his ways. Very fixed in his ways. Very rigid. Very rigid. It's like, this is how I do things, and I say, well, don't you want to do it like this way? Nope. Like, as an example we're saying about it, he's a great guy, i'm not talking ill um you know if don and i order a burger we get cheese on it we get lettuce tomato ketchup mayonnaise pickles avocado mustard whatever you want to pile polish just no onion but anyway when this gentleman orders a burger he's like no cheese, no anything, just the burger and the bread.
And the bun. Yes, the bread. Yep. Okay, that's it. And there's nothing wrong with that. If it's a good meat, a good burger, I get it. I get it. Still a little something. A little something I would like. Hey're saying, hey, I bought a really good car. I bought a BMW, but you know what? I got it stripped down to nothing. There's no radio. There's no radio. It's got plane hubcaps on it. It doesn't have a sunroof. It doesn't have GPS. It doesn't have digital readout. It's got fucking vinyl seats and plastic floor. It doesn't have a motor. He's got it. But it's a BMW.
vinyl seats and plastic doesn't have a motor but it's a bmw it's a good car but it's got you know the four-cylinder motor no turbo charge no horsepower it just has all season regular tires that they got off a chevy it's yeah it's like it's got no trunk space it's a good car okay i see what you're saying yeah a little bells and whistles kind of adds a spice i might say you have to go you know apes it yeah you don't have to okay empty the kitchen onto this fucking thing but you know you see we have a decent radio i don't even have a decent radio in my car. It's static.
Then static, I can kind of hear music. There's a couple of stations that come in, but only during my trip to my second job. During point A and then halfway through, I have a radio station. Then it disappears and it's static again. We'll get you a new radio.
Oh, I don't's i have i have more fun just going through static static and there are certain stations that just don't come in at all if there's nothing it's just silence there's nothing okay well we'll get you a new radio it's not that much so anyway it's not that big a deal that's a regular topic is i just think that the swinger sites give you i actually think you you might, I can't, I don't have any experience on dating sites. I would think you have more variety and probably lower standards. That's a good way to put it. It sounds wrong.
No, no, what I'm saying is I think someone on a dating site is going to be more particular who they go out on a date with no i think the people on a dating site would be a little more particular who they go out with oh sure we're on a stranger so it's like yeah i'll go out um i would say in certain circumstances yes and then we have met some very picky people come on sure no i saying it's 100% true. I'm just saying I think the percentile is higher that you would get a date on a swinger site than you might on a dating site.
I think people on a swinger site are definitely a little more laid back. Well, you're also going to be a little more open on a swinger site. You're going to be able to sit there and say, hey, that i don't enjoy this and people are like yeah i'm with you on that that's great yeah so you have some commonality on a dating site you can't sit there and go i love my nipples twisted and i love i i like big carrots up my ass you know it's like but you can't say that on a dating site that might be your first conversation that's what i'm saying and you sit there and go okay We'll see you next time.
say that i was just going to say something you know it's like but you can't say that on a dating site a swigger site that might be your first conversation that's what i'm saying and you sit there and go okay we're jumping you know we're going past the first three gates why would i yeah if um so if we get to that point i want to make sure that we're compatible after the date we're hitting the produce section yeah okay so get those monster carrots that they have it Yeah, keep buying them up got it and there's a produce store i don't think it's all over the country i think they get those from chernobyl oh my god they're as thick as my wrist and almost as long as my arm it's like good god and our friend would they use those on some of the vets that came home with no legs it's like here this carrot will be your leg for a while yeah but um yeah i i would think i don't know my guess is it would be a better um option for you dating i mean hopefully not everybody now there's some people that are religious and you know again they want to wait till they get married to have sex and that's your right to be boring um hey it is their right it is right okay it's not boring it's it's their right it's what they're what they believe yeah they don't do what they want to do and that's sit at home alone by themselves that's fine but no that's fine um the but you know but i have heard circumstances where there are women who are very it was women it was not men they're very frustrated because they did try finding a relationship on a swinger site and some of their cop that they were getting comments from people i assume men that were saying you're on the wrong site you're on the wrong site so i i get where it could it could go one way or the other and if you're if you're open you can't go on a swinger site and be a prude no oh no no you know guy might you know contact you on a swinger site as an example right and sit there go my god you're beautiful lady looks like you have incredible tits okay you can't get offended by that no i can't i can't get you can't put prudish pictures up right you know right on a swinger site you're going to put bikini pictures or nudes or partial nudes or whatever revealing for the most part not everyone does and then on your gallery you can put some juicy stuff too you can put room you know you can just show the farm but yeah we.
You're limited to what you can show. Right, right. And, you know, people, and that's what I'm saying, people on a generic dating site would get offended. Like, oh, my God, this asshole made a comment about my tits. Right. Well, you're on a swinger site. Generally, it's like, this bastard didn't comment on my tits. You know? Yep. They don't comment on your tits, and you know that, uh-oh, maybe he's not into me. It really helps. Oh, no. It really helps narrow down to a little more of compatibility, if you think about it. At least sexual compatibility. Well, that's compatibility.
Ultimately, in a dating scenario, you're looking for compatibility. Across the board.
You know, even if it doesn't go, whatever, it doesn't go to marriage or whatever, you're looking for compatibility across the board you know even if it doesn't go whatever it doesn't go to marriage or whatever you're looking for someone that you can go out with even on hey i'm going to have dinner with this person right you know might not go any further than dinner but at dinner i can have a conversation and everything else you know no i agree i i it is all about compatibility you're absolutely right yeah so but again i'm just um i mean i would definitely use it as a as a dating site but i think for some reason people get sucked into it then they're disappointed that people are what they would consider like comments or sexually well there's because it's assholes on every site oh i'm not saying they're being assholes there'll will be comments that might be sexy and this person's like, well, wait a minute, I don't even know you.
Then don't go on a social site. For them, it might not be such a good idea. Christianmingle.com, then. Or our time, if you're over. I am not putting that down, I'm just saying. I wouldn't know. But yeah, again, compatibility.
If you have religion as something that's in your life, then Christianmingle's where you want to be you want to be and that's fine you have sex you like the smell of cow manure then you want to go meet a farmer.com or whatever the fuck that site is you know bang a sheep.com whatever it's called i don't know i'm not judging yeah what was that cycle i don't know i don't care there's so many like for different for different categories they have something for everybody if you're over the age of 40 or 50 it's like our time yeah it should be called while we have time oh yeah i saw that sacred god's waiting room knocking on heaven's door one foot in the grave.comocking on Heaven's Door.
Onefootinthegrave.com. I'm the youngest person on there. Onefootinthegrave.com, that's for rich people that are about to die looking to get laid one last time. Tell me how popular that site would be. I don't know how to answer that question. It could be scary. It'd be more people on there trying to find someone than people registering. That's what I would think. Oh, my God, yeah. They've got crypt keepers on there trying to get laid. Anyway, all right. Well, with that said, I think we covered that topic. Yeah, I'm still thinking of the old people knocking on Evan's door. Pimp my walker.
Pimp my walker. Come on. I'm sorry, I got a chuckle out of that one. There's a reason. But yeah, sitting there looking all kind of sexy. Smooth out my wrinkles, duck up. Smooth out my wrinkles, duck up. There you go. I'm going to lounge with my walker here. Now I use my cane because I'm sexy. Journey depends. Journey depends. No, no. Too soon? Too disgusting? Okay. Too soon. It's always too soon for that one. There's a line. Vince just walks right over it.
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