Another Wild Pool Video Shoot

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot wife podcast. Well, hello, everybody, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my my hot wife podcast and i'm here again once again with my i know here we go more bullshit my wonderful husband vince so today we're going to talk about the fun we had yesterday even you got to participate in some fun coach put me in yeah i was like, oh, you're going to have to sign a mod release there, Mr. Porn Star. He's like, I'm always behind the camera. Not yesterday, you little devil. Well, if I had my way, no one would have touched my camera. Well, there you go.

No, we had an interesting frolic down there by the pool with another couple who was in the lifestyle and a young gentleman that they invited over who was 21 and and so that was the couple is in the process of getting into exactly generating adult content so yeah she's going to be go by hot wife Melissa Melissa correct so yeah we look for her. She's a little dynamo. She can do things that I couldn't do on my best days. Yeah, we're not going to reveal that. Yeah, let's not. Let's keep her secret until she's ready to show the world. Yeah, because that is a talent in and of itself.

A couple talents there. Yeah, a couple talents, yeah. And that's the truth. So we'll leave that go with a little foreshadowing of what's to come. Yeah, she, yeah. Yeah, just leave it go with that. I'll just put it this way. She's a crowd pleaser? Yeah, yeah. You could say that. Okay, yeah. I mean, that's a general way.

you way she's a crowd pleaser yeah yeah you could you could say that okay yeah so i mean that's a general way you can read into a lot of however you want sure so i'll be looking for her hopefully she'll yeah we're take hold of this and content yeah we're trying to get her you know used to this whole thing she's got a lot more grooming to do yeah i was just thinking she's all about the fun but not realizing fun and video are a little different yeah you have I'll see you next time.

lot more grooming to do yeah i was just thinking it's all about the fun but not realizing fun and video are a little different yeah you have to be more expressive vocally so people know what's going on you can't just lay there you might be having a great time but if you're not expressing what you're feeling it kind of gets lost yeah she's not a uh even just talking to her outside of the sex She's not a a very loud boisterous woman, right? So while things are going on for her, you're not getting the feedback.

Yeah, the banshee screams and yeah But yeah, so but yeah, she can She has she has a lot of energy Energy, yeah, that's a good way to put it, too, yeah. A lot of energy as she was going and going. I was like, God bless you. You know, I don't want to jump to that yet. So, let's start at the beginning, like when they first came over, we, you know. What, last week or? No, this, yesterday. I mean, last week they were here for the first time.

Right i wasn't i had to work you're working i just i was trying to get her used to being in front of the camera right i went remotely well okay you know there she's got possibilities yeah there are a lot of things we need to work out now we have countless years of doing this kind of stuff i'm still learning new things i'm still not as vocal as i need to be more so but yeah a lot more so but but uh yeah so i mean last week i worked with them a little bit right um and uh tried to get her and she did better again towards the end of the shoot right but uh so yesterday they showed up yep and um i'll let you take it from there and then um yeah we were just hanging out just socializing having a couple of beverages of sorts you know and you know just basically you know hi how you doing catching up and then um the younger guy who was 21 drove up and he's a nice looking I don't know.

and you know just basically you know hi how you doing catching up and then um the younger guy who was 21 drove up and he's a nice looking black guy you know he's part part black part white yeah so he's light skinned yeah good looking guy good looking kid i'm telling you i say kid but he was a damn near third grade oh yeah and 21 years old. And I verified that he's 21. Yes, he did. I cut him in half and I counted the rings. That's pretty much it. Tall, slender, and then he's got this big, gigantic cock. I mean, he opens his pants and he's like, ba-boom. I'm like, good Lord.

Supposedly, from what I was told, he's nine inches. God, I could not take that whole cock into my mouth. Nine inches my butt. He's also girthy. Well, if he's nine inches, can you take nine inches in your mouth? I didn't say diameter. I'm talking length. Length, yeah. Yeah, but he also had girth to it. He also had girth. He was blessed, that's for sure. Yeah, absolutely. I'll jump ahead just a little bit.

I mean there was enough room on that cock for melissa and i to both be sucking on it and sucking his balls for oral yeah absolutely you guys didn't bang heads no no we did not i mean it's like you know you know the whole baseball thing where they have the hand and the hand you know they kind of like work i could put two hands easily on that cock and still have room on either side. And still have your mouth around. Oh, yeah, absolutely. And still have my mouth around. Not a problem. Not a problem at all. And you notice, too, guys with those big dicks have teeny, tiny little balls.

Isn't that something? You ever notice that? You might not, but I do. I'm right down there. I'm like, he's got tiny little balls how does that even happen big old dick and tiny balls i don't know it kind of goes on the opposite you don't have a tiny dick you do not have a tiny dick yeah whatever but you do have big balls yes i do so so many ways and so yeah in so many ways so it's whatever nature gives you you know different one, but this is what Amazon delivered. Yeah, I hate those Amazon orders. I tried to return it, and they said no. Oh, you put it in the right package, right?

And you put the right label on it? I got the return code and everything else. And they said no? They said you've had it too long. Yeah, okay. I can see that. You've already benefited from it. You're like, damn, I should have sent it back right away. You used and abused this.

I can't help it doesn't work right yeah exactly there is a there is a time limit on a day return policy not a 56 year return policy so well should have read the fine print yeah well i couldn't read when i got it that's true but yeah it was a very interesting day i mean it started out where we were just like we well what i'll preface okay so last week when you were working right um Thank you.

a very interesting day i mean started out where we were just like we well well i'll preface okay last week when you were working right um her first time in front of the camera and in front of me right we met her for her husband for a breakfast one day yep so they barely knew us hour hour and a half whatever it was um but you know here she is inside of an hour being here like okay masturbate she's like what and according to her she doesn't masturbate a lot anyway you know she has kids right right and the kids are old enough that they would just come walking in the room or something like that right you know and uh so to again that was to see okay how comfortable you in front of the camera right in front of other people right right and you know she did it but um wasn't boisterous right or vocal i'll put that way right right um but uh and and she didn't she kept putting her legs in front of the camera and her hand in front of the camera which yesterday you corrected her a couple times without realizing how much you put your hand this way because i knew that yeah it's uncomfortable when you're masturbating like you want to masturbate like with your hand right here but then your hand is in front of the camera well you don't think about it in the same way that you would if you're just doing it for yourself and now unless you're like on an angle like if you've been more of an angle this translate better if you actually watch yeah if you watch a video if you're more of an angle we're recording this and it's for free on donna's many vid site yeah so if you go to uh hotwife donnalyn.com follow the link to many vid you'll see this video for free well thank you for that endorsement sir sure but like i said if you're more on an angle then you know what the camera is and sometimes we'll turn the viewfinder around so i can see what that can't see what you know is being recorded so that helps yeah but like yeah she had kept having her hand i'm like hey how would you put your hand like underneath your leg i know it's not as comfortable but then you can see more and it's a lot more it's a whole lot more enjoyable to watch.

Ah, there I am. And he just flipped the viewfinder. Ah, a little bit of light. Is that too much light? I feel like we're outside. It's not 95 degrees. Yeah, well, I am dressed for this weather. I figure when we're done here, I'm swimming. Yes, you are. In my little suit. Very little suit. Tiny little suit. Tiny little suit. Sometimes it's fun to wear a bathing suit. I know we were skinny dipping quite a bit yesterday, but sometimes I like wearing a little bathing suit. Okay, but to get back into it. The first scene, I wanted you to do a solo scene to show her.

Actually, it served multiple purposes. Right. I wanted you to show her how a solo scene should be done. Well, not should, could, could be done. More better. Wow, that's good English. Yeah, they done learned me. And then public schools. Yeah. But I wanted, I thought it served two purposes.

One, I to demonstrate to her how's that one yeah very good using your thesaurus there yeah big words um demonstrate to her proper technique okay okay but the other thing is you know the young guy was there right and even her husband was there right so i kind of thought like okay you doing it and i know you're an exhibitionist you're gonna you get to tease them you got everyone's motor running yeah a little bit sure absolutely and the thing i told her is like i always have like a mental storyline you know usually one that's realistic or something something i can get into my head something's gonna like get the motor running get my motor running head out on the highway yeah and and that's what i do but i i'm a little bit more in tune with my we've talked about this a hundred times getting into your mental game you got to get into your mental game for all this this whole thing whether you're in front of the camera or even in your own head like masturbating in private you still have to get into whatever that mental game is you have to be there otherwise i found out the hard way not to masturbate in public oh really again oh jesus just ignore those fines when they come in yeah okay as long as you don't find you on like on a sex offender list or something like that yeah about that that's not even funny to joke about he's only kidding folks he's only kidding wait wait he doesn't masturbate in public any smaller i'd qualify for handicap points go ahead so but so i did my little show knowing that you know i was a little demonstration.

And used the premise that you were on the phone with the guy you wanted to come over and fuck you. Yep. So even in my head, there was even that dialogue of somebody that was partially real, partially imaginary having that dialogue. So in my head, I could fill that in. It would have been really cool if I would have had an actual person, but I was able to fill in pretty. Yeah, you did a great job. Yeah, I can have those. It's all those little words in my, all those little conversations in my head. Those voices make me do things. It's called marriage. It's not that bad.

I mean, no, our marriage is great, hon. Yeah, it's great. Love you so much. I've never been happier. Keep seeing that mantra. And the way you know it worked is when the two men came over. And their pants were bulging. They're all adjusting themselves. Yeah, yeah. I saw that, too. I was like, they were liking it. A beautiful woman masturbating. Oh, that's so horrible. I wouldn't like that. I know you don't, but some people like it, Vince. I know. Especially his own wife. God, awful. Cover her up. Nobody wants to see that. I want one of those 600-pound wives. There you go.

It's a whole new TV show, My 600-Pound Wife. Yeah. Yeah, it's like my first marriage. That's not nice. So then the second scene you shot. Well, she did the second one. With you.

Yeah, so we did it together, which was actually fun, too, because she had a bag full of some toys that she used and i got to use them on her and it was the premise was um well she literally doesn't masturbate that much so i was showing her like what you need to do to masturbate and and achieve an orgasm that's you know i mean besides the mental aspect you have to the toys help you know toys and some kind stimulation toys fingers whatever tongue somebody's tongue and i got to eat her pussy a little bit and yeah so it was fun that was a good time on her and stuff and again guys were adjusting their pants the whole time yeah in fact her husband said that's the most erotic thing she's ever done prior to that she'd that, she'd only been with one other woman briefly.

Right, that's what I... Yeah, so you were her second woman. Yeah, cool. Yeah, we had a lot of interaction in and around the pool, and it was fun. That was a good time. So then, after that, we kind of took a break, because it was a very hot... Yeah, we were swimming around a little bit, to cool off. It was upper 90s and stuff, so we were all kind of chilling in the pool. In the pool, that was fun. And then little, you know, you start... The young guy started rubbing up against me with that big old dick. Oh, my goodness, that was huge.

And it's like he's trying to open up his swim trunks, you know, and like laid stuff and all of a sudden there's like monsters like you know bulging out of it so i oh i don't i i think it was during that time i got him up on the raft and i got up on the raft with him with the the gopro and i started blowing him up on the raft and Melissa's husband was holding the raft so we weren't floating around because of the I think, did we turn the jets off at that point? I was busy. Yeah, you were too busy. He was just eating her pussy like the whole day.

I had to fend for myself my cameraman was indisposed and I'm not the camera person I pretend to be.

Every once a year I get to jump in the phone about once a year and then i get chastised for it well if i had more cameras you know because we're doing stuff like this is great footage where's my where's my i'm just taking what i thought to be a five minute break it would end up being like 45 minutes oh i know i'm just saying but what i thought was gonna be five minutes well then i don don't want to tell you you're fine i'm glad but i was like i'm not i'm not i don't have the expertise well when i had started that no one was doing anything yet we were just like just lounging you guys was lounging and then as i was you know yeah like it was like i'm looking at my my ears deep in pussy right i'm hearing like i looked over my shoulder and it's like oh okay there's other stuff going on right and i had seen the husband had the camera and so i was like okay well then okay so everything's good i didn't know but i don't even know all the camera footage we we're we got some good stuff yeah because i think when i i handed in my phone and i'm not sure if he actually this is such an amateur thing hit record so i'm doing all this stuff and i'm i'm looking through my phone like what happened to that stuff that mike oh man i'm gonna want you played didn't hit record you probably thought since you had the camera up already it was already on yeah it could be you didn't hit the little button there so so you're up on the rift yes yeah and it holds two people that was we hadn't done that before i thought is this thing gonna flip is it gonna it says it's for two people but who knows what you know what's going on i mean we didn't do anything but like um like or like he's lounging down i'm lounging down next i'm blowing it actually turned it really hot did it you saw that yeah oh okay because i wasn't i just dumped the footage where we started yeah it was a pov style because i figured i'd be easier for him no it's really hot so like we didn't do any kind of like doggy or any kind of penetration the most you could have done is i could have maybe straddled him yeah i've been cowgirl a reverse cowgirl no a regular cowgirl just yeah ride him yeah girl is where i think isn't that where the girl's just on top?

Yeah, it goes the other way. Yeah, so we're missionaries where he's on top. Right, exactly. So I think if he's on top, if it was missionary, you probably would have caused more waves and had a problem where he's pumping water into your pussy.

Yeah, well, the raft has little holes, so the water does come through.'re not sitting on a dry raft it's it's there's there's a little bit of water that which is nice because it cools you off and it was fun i mean i didn't get sunburned so that's a good thing yeah we were out in there for quite a while footage is really hot oh i'm glad you like that i was i was um i was having a lot of fun doing it you know and getting that big dick i was like oh my mouth i think i stretch marks around my mouth now and you know my throat i just a little bit sore i'm not sure why just a little i got a sore throat yeah so yeah it was a that was a lot to swallow that was it was fun but a lot but then you also went over and uh tackled oh her husband i sure did i saw him saying them like oh i know what it was um the younger guy was on the raft as i'm doing as i'm licking her pussy i looked over i see on the raft sucking the young guy's dick right and then i go back to eating her pussy and stuff and a few minutes away minutes, I turn around and you're on the step sucking the husband's dick.

Well, I felt really bad because he's got his dick and he's like, you know, playing with himself. I'm like, I said, Mike, I have a hand free here. So I reached over. So I'm playing with his dick too and, you know, stroking it. And then he was in the water just a little bit, a little bit on that second step. So when I went to blow him, of course, my face got all covered with water. But, you know, I didn't drown.

I was fine fine but i was going back and forth between the two of them so that was fun so i mean you have to learn to multitask in these situations yeah and the water actually makes it easier because you're more buoyant so it's easier just to like float around and get into positions yeah in some circumstances it's, it's easier. At least you got the young guy all fired up because he came over after I've kind of finished up with her. He was wailing away at her. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Yeah, she was on all, well, one time she was on all fours on one of those wicker chairs with the seat cushions.

No, I'm talking this was in the water.

Oh, yeah, in in the water i tried doing a video of that and for some reason it it started out really hot and all of a sudden went to slow-mo i'm like what did i push i saw that but actually it kind of works you think so a little bit again i can speed that up so oh yeah yeah i thought at first i thought cool but you really can't because there's so much disturbance in the water you can't really see what's going on and what's not very long i mean like i said i'm not i'm not a videographer i'm not a porn star so but you got to play one yesterday but yeah that was actually really cool yeah like she was um she had her arms resting on the the like the coping of the of the pool like a pool ledge and then fucking her in the middle of the pool well this is the one i got the video of she's like propped up against the side of the pool and he has her legs over his shoulders and he's fucking her that way i have footage that i shot with the gopro oh i don't even i don't remember that maybe i was with mike or something no we were all kind of just oh were we you were kind of just teasing Mike on the other side on the side because then I'll have to see that see I missed some of this stuff because I was you were there just get caught up I was caught up in something there was alcohol and another thing I had a little bit of alcohol not a lot yeah well I don't want to get tired out.

It was a cheap drunk yesterday because of the heat and the sun. Yeah, we're playing, and all of a sudden it's like, I can't go anywhere. I'm dying. It's too hot. All right, water break. Let's pool break. So we did that throughout the day. So it was a mixture of fun and some erotic time. You guys put both the guys up on the deck and took your time with both of them. Oh, yeah, we did. Yeah, and kind of then switched. Thank you for reminding me about that whole thing. That was actually really hot, too. I forgot about that. Yeah, you guys kept playing Switchies. Switchies, yeah.

Apparently you liked that, huh? Oh, I did very much. Oh, hello. Well, I got to, like, you know, ride her husband for a bit, and that would get me worked up to take on that big dick, which that was a challenge. Can I just tell you? I'm a tiny person. That was like, wow. You've said that about 75 times. I know. I'm sorry. It's not the biggest dick you've tried to tackle, though. Yeah, but under the circumstances, it was more challenging than usual.

I don't know if the heat or so many other things are in play and i didn't i didn't have that wonderful tongue of yours to get me worked up well and pool water is not a great lubricant no but ah i was able to fuck jess in the water not jess um yeah newman forgot his name for a second there sorry about that and that went well and I don't know why we were able to do it then. So, I don't know. Well, it just depends. But, yeah, no, it was pretty hot where you guys had both of them up on the deck. Yeah. You know, you were both riding them.

Like, you know, you were riding the husband, and she was riding the young guy. Yep, and then we switched.

Oh, I was licking, like, her pussy juice off the young guy's cock before i wrote him and yeah she got some sweet pussy juice too i noticed oh of course you would you little stinker you like 45 minutes of knowing that was just the one session yeah i know i was like i may just put water on him go on put out that fire yeah but then uh you know you and her took the young guy into the uh the pergola into the pergola the square gazebo and uh yeah and sat down we both yeah had your way with him well the thing is there's so much dick there there's enough room for melissa and i to be sucking on that dick and still have room and we never bumped heads yeah yeah that was the only thing i thought i was hoping would have come out better if it felt really good but i don't think it came in the video that good it's like when she was fucking fucking him and i was licking his balls and licking part of her you know her ass and nibbling on her ass that i mean we switched that felt really good to me but i don't think it showed very well on video yeah because my head's in the way yeah or her head's in the way it's a shame because it really felt good well you had we were doing a lot of newbies yeah but it doesn't matter well he's not a porn star right exactly she's not yet a porn star.

Oh, neither am I. I'm just having fun here. I just having fun here. But again, so the amount of vocalization and camera angles and cognitive of where the camera is, and those things are things you gain with experience.

Yeah, you have you have to know where the and sometimes i forget too or i get caught up in something i'm like sure okay if i move it's not gonna feel as good but it'll look good but you know so you have to gauge like what what you need to do but yeah that was that was really interesting the other thing i wish i would have done it i don't i don't think i did i wish one of us would have been reverse cowgirl on him so we could have licked the other one could have been really licking our pussy from the front well we had talked about we didn't do it we were going to bring down the massage table oh yeah we didn't do that you know what the problem is it was so fucking hot out there yeah besides the scenes being hot yeah there's a the weather was too hot too muggy you know you guys would have had like bugs sticking to you yeah you know that the the lotion would have just all started to melt and then you get in the pool we have an oil slick it was yeah it would have been it wouldn't have been good all the way around it sounded good at the time it really sounded good yeah there's always uh you know better than when the execution execution wasn't so great well you know like you said the 21 year old guy good looking guy and everything else it looked great sounded great but it was just a little more than i i need a little more stimulation a little more vocalization i need dirty talk and he's just not well and that's common though we we have this discussion we'll kind of get no nothing on him it's just a little bit off of yesterday but not um we talked about and again i'm not slamming anyone under 30 no no absolutely not.

But truly, one of the reasons I've always said I prefer mature women is that, one, they know how to give and receive pleasure, generally. And they know what they want, and they're not afraid to tell you what they need, in general. In general. That's in general. There's exceptions. There's exceptions. Yeah, we run into them as well. And the same thing, you know, but it's the same for men. I mean, they... You want your balls smacked around or sucked or licked or... Thank you.

exceptions yeah we've but um run into them as well you know but it's the same for men i mean they you want your balls you've smacked around or sucked or licked or what or you don't want you have to well you know whatever you want i'm just putting stuff out there sure yeah but if you don't say hey look my balls they're not going to get licked chances are unless a woman just knows Well, if she wants to do that. Yeah, she might just like doing that. Yeah. So that's where masturbation is very, very helpful because it helps you get in tune with your own body, that you know what you like.

Well, again, the mental game. And the mental game, we've had...

I can't say can't say enough about that masturbation is where you really hone down your mental game sure i agree with that sure even if you're watching porn it's still the mental aspect you're watching and and looking at what turns you on right exactly you're not going to watch every kind of porn there is and go oh i can jerk off to that like if you're not a foot person if there's a foot person can just watch a girl rub her feet with lotion and jerk off and come but you know something like me i'm not at in the feet i'm gonna be like well it's like she has a hangnail doesn't do anything for me yeah you know yeah but and then in turn there's a guy who might want to see you know a girl getting her ass smacked right exactly and um let's see you have a caller yeah i know i saw that too oh yeah it's your sister yeah she can wait she can wait can you imagine me answer the phone so what are you doing as long as you don't facetime you're okay yeah oh so but and pussy out now yeah hello so but um but yeah when a guy can tell you oh my god i'm you know i'm gonna come i find that very erotic that's why i like that dirty talk oh sure and i even tried like talking to him about you know oh i'd like to have a you know a thick facial or you know if you come inside me i love cream pies and it just didn't seem to i think he was kind of also in shock you know yeah he didn't mention something about um i mean he only know he only knew us for all 15 minutes yeah we're already sucking and fucking yeah i get that yeah usually second time again he traveled a good distance to get here like almost an hour and a half one way sure and make sure he got he was amongst strangers absolutely and uh but a nice guy yeah really nice guy super nice guy i mean but you know i really had a good time i mean it's just usually the first time is a little rocky sure you know the first time is always a little rocky again i get back to the photo shoot days absolutely the first shoot to do is okay with that model that they have to learn me and i have to learn them right by the fourth fifth shoot we're knocking it out of the ballpark yeah yeah absolutely so but um but yeah that was very erotic yeah i thought the whole thing was pretty erotic too it really was i'm trying to think about that was uh i mean and the husband was definitely enamored with you oh he was loving his wife he's the whole time we were playing he was loving watching his wife just like me it's my turn on he's like oh man she's loving that she's getting pounded and she loves it i was like well that's i'm glad i'm as long as she's doing what she likes to do you can tell me she got fucked so harder i fake eyelashes came off you kept saying she got fucked so hard she's missing some iq points is that she's like oh my god yeah she could take a beating and keep on going oh my gosh i was like my my poor little insides were like oh that that'd be tender yeah but she's had two kids so yeah and have had zero.

So I'm a little different down there than a lot of women. Yeah. There's only so much room in there right now. There's no stretching out here. It's not a studio apartment. No, my God. It's not even a foyer. Are you kidding me? It's bare efficiency. No, not even. It's a foyer. It's just that little three-by-by-by. Just come in and say hello. Yeah, that's it. That's it. I'm trying to work in, you know, getting additions on and making it a little larger, but it's been a struggle. But we are now less than one week away. Oh, yes. Oh, my gosh. Yes. From your little... I'm getting there.

Next Sunday, I will be in the throes of three doms for a little, and their wives, a little BDSM party. Okay, you can say party. To my knowledge, it's not really a gangbang. Okay, it's not. I might have to get it clarified. It almost sounds like each dom is going to get a session with you that's fine so it's probably a good good way for me to get used to them and then maybe the next time but who knows maybe at the end of them oh yeah yeah now she's riled up it's history of world part one yeah exactly one jump queen Look, jump queen. Yeah, everybody jump queen. Everyone jump queen. Bang, bang.

Yep, that's exactly it if you don't know History of the World Part 1. You must watch that. If you can find it. If you can find it. Yeah, it's a must. It's not politically correct in any way, shape, or form. That's why you must watch it. It's great. I laugh at it. I think it's funny. But, I mean, yeah, it's going to be a whole different thing for me. And I was told to dress very scantily clad, like almost nothing. So I'm just going to wear that little red and white dress that you like. Yeah, nothing under it. Nothing under it, just, okay, on the air. They could blindfold me and lead me in.

Yeah. Now, I'm just thinking logistics, which is not sexy. What if I have to go to the bathroom? There's not a bathroom. Well, I think that's part of the reason you're going to have 30 minutes and then a break. And then 30 minutes. Yeah, I think that'll really work because I'm going to need water. I'm going to need to be hydrated. Is there a bathroom downstairs? I don't think so. I think they had the powder room on the first floor.

So I don't know.'t know i don't know yeah i don't uh there will be video yes everybody will be signing model releases and they don't need to know that yeah and so it's going to be up and legitimate yeah we'll have proof of this yeah proof of it absolutely i won't be any bullshit it'll be yeah a part of me's a little nervous part of me's a little excited so By the way, Saturday was Donna's birthday. Oh, please, must we? 62 now. Oh, how must you do that? Of course, she's now acting like a 12-year-old kid. Nobody wants to get older. Nobody. Unless you're 12 and you want to be 21, I get it.

But now that you're older, it's like me. I'm a Stay 12 fan. The world's a cruel place. Yeah, Stay 12. Taxes. No, all the fun stuff of being an adult. Yeah. But, yeah, no, so that's next week. It's pretty exciting. Yeah, it is very exciting. It's been a long time. It's the unknown. It is the unknown. I guess that's why I'm like... It's the unknown, but you know it's not a bad thing. No, I don't think you do. Like, no one's going to harm you. No. I mean, I'll be there. I'm not, like, just cutting you loose. I'm like...

You'm not like just cutting you loose i'm like you're however away kicking out the truck and driving away and i'm blindfolded it's like in the bird box i have to find my way around the wrong house we did that the first time we were there we hadn't been to the house in how many years so we're knocking on the door and this lady comes out we're like uh she was scared shitless yeah what's she oh yeah it was an asian woman yeah they're like, um. She was scared shitless. Yeah, was she? Oh, yeah, it was an Asian woman. Yeah, the Asian woman. And they're like, what you want? And I was like, what?

We're looking for a, you know, stay next door. Oh, okay. I guess she knows if you're coming looking for the neighbors next door, it's like, you're strange people. It might have been like, I was wearing regular street clothes, wasn't I? You had a trench coat on. Oh, yeah, she's probably like, what the fuck, man?

You know, if you come to the door wearing a body stock lace body stocking and nothing else oh you had a trench coat on yeah i didn't have a trench it was too warm yes you did no you had a trench coat on you had the black trench coat you couldn't walk around the neighborhood in a fucking fishnet stocking he made you go back outside and come back in in the fishnet yeah he did okay i take that back i wear something you wear a black trench coat you have okay as long as i was dressed yeah because i was carrying camera bags and tripod and yeah all the other accoutrements of the trade yeah we did scare her didn't we yeah so but uh yeah that's gonna be a really good time i'm excited and a little nervous but excited excited nervous for that yeah it should be fun it should be fun so yeah there will be orgasms yes orgasms will be had all the way around i'm sure i've got to rest my tongue after yesterday yeah you got to rest your to rest your tongue, dear.

Of course, he gave me a good one last night. I'm going to do it again. He saved a little bit for me, so that's good. I don't know. Your tongue is going to get a workout during that thing. That's what I said. I need to rest my tongue. Yeah. You have a lady there that only got 65 orgasms. She wants more. I thought it was 54. No, it was like 65. Or maybe it was 56. it was 56.

numbers don't matter yeah it doesn't i don't if she was the one who counted not me yeah but uh well who knows these other women might want their share too exactly so i might bring out and you might need to drink some gatorade gatorade. You might want to, you know. I might have to carb load, even though I shouldn't eat carbs. You have to do like tongue exercises. So much more erotic when you do it. Again, you have to watch the video. Yeah, that was my tongue doing his little tongue workout.

And again, I think we mentioned it last podcast, but again, that one guy got you his outfits, got you a bra. Well, that was the little red dress. You wore it last show, right? Yes. I wore it the last show. In fact, I even wore it yesterday. That little red dress is getting a workout. And there's also something else to talk about. We had one gentleman bought a private video. And we'll see if this comes to fruition. It's kind of exciting. Yeah. He's, you know, we're outside Philadelphia. He's somewhere in Delaware, I think. So it's an hour's. So he actually wanted to do another private video.

And I said to him, I said, well, yeah, we could make you a co-star. And he was like, pa-ching. You know, so there's a chance. You might be shooting with a fan soon. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, he shows his picture. I mean, okay. His face. It's always soft. Yeah, you don't know. Now, he might just not. Maybe he wants to be in a video that goes up for sale. Maybe he doesn't. Yeah, I don't know. Find out. You know, but. We'll see where this takes us. Should be interesting. Where it takes him.

Takes him, yeah takes him takes him yeah never know yeah so but yeah that's got a lot of things going in the water here yeah but we have to start scheduling some other stuff with some of the guys we have to get caught up with yeah the heat's just been a real deterrent well we're moving to a different part of the house or the property for our studio so over the next so, you're going to notice the background changes. We're actually moving back into an outbuilding that was our studio to begin with. But then became just a place for all of our tools. Now it's going back to a studio again.

We're going to make the basement back into a basement, not a studio. Right. And the studio back into a studio instead of a tool ship.

It just seems to make more sense because then all the fun the all the debauchery things it's all under one roof you close the door if people come into the house and they cut through the basement to use the bathroom down here or something from the pool you don't have to go uh ignore all the camera equipment and the sex toys the sex after a session like i'd leave out my spunk lube and my toys and your my husband's like you gotta put that stuff away when a customer came by for me to talk to her about that website is like i came down here open the door and i'm like quick scan scan make sure the toys are like well you're oh my my torso i have a big torso with a giant dick over here but it's in a box so it's not a problem it quite an issue.

Yeah, that's about the size of a young guy. Yeah. If you could take that comfortably, you could take him. That's not even fun. As I said, if you could, take that comfortably. You know, rubber toys are just not as good as the real thing. Sorry to say. I have tried. No, don't be sorry to say. I mean, speaking as a man, we'd rather you use our fleshy dicks than a rubber toy. Than a toy, yeah. Well, if that vibrated, that would be a whole lot more fun. I need more stimulation. Maybe there's a way you could rig it up or put a... Well, I think, doesn't that thing even have like a little anus?

Yeah, it does. I think you could probably put one of those like egg vibrators up its ass, and then that would help. That might help. Yeah, it wouldn't help me, but, you know. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, I'll give it a shot. I mean, what the heck? Oh, and we're doing this show earlier than normal because of the heat. Right, because we're going to get a swimming leader. In about 15 minutes. Yep.

Steven couldn't be on the show because we're doing it during the day, and's actually in an area of bad self-underception but he reached out to us so I have a question anyone who can answer this email us and you're going to email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com the question is Steven wanted to know if anyone knows a good swingers club in the Colorado area. Well, he's not in Colorado. Well, I don't know where he is exactly. He just asked me for Colorado and we're not in there.

So anybody who's listening to this who might have any idea of a decent swing club in colorado right please uh email us at hot wife podcast at gmail.com so and we will pass that along to steven and then hopefully steven will call in and tell us about his experience yeah so i'm wondering if he's been able to i mean he must have broached the homework assignment he must have yes and he hasn't come back with his. He hasn't said he's done it yet. But if he's got his wife interested in going to a swing club, then the homework assignment might be not off the table.

No, I would say if you're broaching the whole swing club, that's a big step. Well, like he said in the text message to me, to, you know, go experience it, not necessarily do anything, maybe watch. Right, right. Or play together themselves, let others watch and see how that goes. Oh, that would be interesting. You know, I mean, you know, walk before you run. Yeah. I don't think she'd be there, you know, with a big sign that says, you know, taking number 400. But we've seen people, in all fairness, we've seen people who do that.

I mean, we've seen we've seen people they go and it's just like fuck it i'm jumping in the deep end of the pool yeah so you don't know where it goes you don't get exposed to that it's a different story yeah i i like things a little more intimate so i can well that's just me though yeah yeah so me but uh yeah but anyway so yeah if you can answer that question if you know of anything, please pass that along to us, and we will pass it along to Stephen. Well, he's not on any of the Swing networking websites. Not to my knowledge. See, that's where you post. We met him via just his show.

Yeah, just his show. He actually just emailed us to share his thoughts on the show. And so... It's just blossomed. It's just snowballed.

Yeah, if we answer the emails you know myself or donna generates me yeah you're the podcast and uh so we but uh anyway i'm god damn that thing is so tiny i know it barely covers my clit that's fine jesus it's like a it's not a wild weasel but it's the size of a wild weasel yeah i got this from a you got it yeah i got it off the internet you don't have to say how much you paid for it no no no no i thought it was i thought it was a very good price it's a great price you know i think i'm gonna buy more too i should it's a handmade uh i guess it's a cottage type industry because it says handmade on it it's probably a a couple of girls guys whatever and and the uk that make them and they ship them over here and look they're so tiny it doesn't look like it takes them all day i mean again if they're good with a sewing machine you can knock that out well it's they have those overcast sewing machines i don't have like my rinky dinky sewing machine now you're going completely unsexy.

It's very nice. I really like the quality of it. Yeah, okay. Stick with that. I'm buying more. They don't have the uptake on the downtake of the upside of the lifter on that side. Oh, stop it. If they had a sewing machine that did, it's like... Hang on. That's the sound of dicks going limp, right? I'm sorry. When I buy clothing, I look at the quality and see how they make it. Anyway, we'll have that. I'm a sewer, so I look at these things. Yes, so'll have that. I'm a sour sour. I look at these things. Yes, sour. Because I like to make myself something that is skimpy like this.

And I'm a lover of naked women, and I'm looking at those things. Ah, yes, you are. You like looking at these things, huh? Yeah, for sure. Sure. I like to look at the whole package. There you go. So. Well, what do you think? They want to hit the pool? Yeah, I think it's pool time. Yeah, I think so, too. I need to get wet. Anyway, you take that. Wow. Wetter. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Talking about the big dick got you a little wet, huh?

Well, you know, it definitely was a fantasy was uh well you enjoyed you enjoyed riding the husband oh absolutely because he fit better so yeah you enjoyed you know and oh yeah he was great he could not compliment you enough yesterday he was just great i mean he was we had fun you know it just i had i had the best of both worlds somebody who's like more experienced and like in my age group and somebody who's like a third of my age or whatever whatever yeah so i had I don them both. So it was very interesting. Yeah. So, all right, it was very hot. Yeah, it was very hot.

So look for those videos coming soon. Ooh, can't wait. So anyway. All right, well, I want to thank everyone for listening. Yeah, me too. And again, hopefully everybody's having a good, safe summer. And staying cool. Yeah. Like we're going to very soon. I can't wait. I can't wait either. All right. So again, I want to thank you. Yes, and thank you. And stay safe and stay cool