Angelina's Hot Date with a Younger Man

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife Podcast. podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Spill the tea, babe. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot White Podcast. Am I speaking too loudly? No, my headphones are up too hot. Something like that. Well, welcome anyway, and welcome to my podcast. Of course, I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. When does he get here? Sometime. As soon as you leave, he will come. Okay. He will come. And of course, we have a special guest, Angelina. Hi. Ooh. All of a sudden, it's a soft voice. Yeah, I know. Any other time she's like. No, well, that was just earlier. Rip your cock off. I was. Yeah, that will happen. I've seen the video. Don't even go there. Just like. Bad boy. Bad boy. It's like, whoa, man. I'm into it. That's a little scary. Bitch needs to get slapped. I'm into that. Now I found out there's guys that like it. There are guys that like that. Who knew? Oh, I knew. I just. But as soon as a guy wants to do it to a woman, now it's abuse. All of a sudden, it's like, wah, wah. It's hot. It's equal right. It's hot getting beat up? Well, no, you know, there's a difference. There's a difference. Yeah, there is. Yeah, there is. Yeah, we're not against, we're not against, we're not for abuse. Yeah. Isn't that what Sean Connery said? Something? Gotta smack a bitch around sometime, give her a nice smack. I don't know. Did he say that? I just focus on, you know, just like a WAP, bring a knife to a gunfighter. I can say that I'm ever saying. Well, you know, getting spanked on your butt is a lot different than getting smacked in the face or getting punched. In your world? There is a difference. There's a big difference. No, I don't like being hit, period. Right. Some guys don't, yeah. Yeah, some guys don't, but I mean, I don't mind having my ass smacked. I like getting smacked and then in the same spot over and over and over. over so that you can't stand anymore. Oh, my gosh. Just think about my click. I get all the... Because it feels so tight. Donna, no. I like it. No, I'm not in the same space. Not in the same place all the time. No, not in the same place. My quit has no reaction. He's like, nope, this is not doing it for me at all. No, you hit me. My quit doesn't do anything. My temper goes through the fucking roof. I like being fucked. Well, yes, but in the... We're sucked. Paddle's good, too. Oh, yeah. Paddles are meant for canoes. Not for butts. Not for butts. Now, certain paddles are okay, but the flogging, I really... Yeah, especially when I got my feet flogged, that was really good. Oh, was that when you had that for your birthday? Yes. She actually came. Oh, yeah. Did you come with flogging on your feet? Oh, yes. I had no idea. Wow. No, that wasn't the birthday. That was the training before the birthday. Really? I had to do training before the birthday. And I saw that video. It was pretty hot. All those guys and women all over me. And I had no idea. I was blindfolded. It was really cool. That was cool. I like that. I like that a lot. Thank you, honey. That was a wonderful birthday present. I'll never forget. If I make the phone call, they'll do it with you every weekend. Oh, they'll do it again. It was like sharks going to the chum, you know? They're all ready to eat me up. Our dogs going to the treat bowl. Yeah, something like that. So one of the things we wanted to talk about is due to the upcoming weather coming this weekend, this Sunday, which was your hot date weekend. Now we're supposed to get possibly over 20 inches of snow. Yeah, we should just stop talking about hot dates because this is a The second time is going to be canceled. It's a cold date. Yeah. It's a no date. It's a no date. It's stuck at home with a husband date. Well, that's fine. Sure. Aww. I know. Yeah, but the husband's stuck in the driveway and shoveling all the snow. It's not going to be. Dragging in firewood. Yeah, it's pretty brutal. It is not going to be. It's not going to be very romantic. My one day off during the week and I've got to go. Third weekend in a row, I've got to fucking deal with snow on a Sunday. Snow, shoveling. Maybe it won't snow. Maybe it won't snow. Anything could happen, they're guessing. I like how they're protecting their ass now. It's like, well, it's still five days away. Anything could happen. Anything could happen. Is that what they're starting to say now? Yeah, yeah. Whatever. But your hot date is going to get postponed. Right. But somebody in this room. Oh, I don't know who that would be. Might be having a hot date soon with someone that was one of your playmates. Oh. Oh, I know exactly who you're talking. Mr. Big Dick. Is he that? that big? He was pretty big. He's a bigger dick than I want to deal with. Of course, you could have a one-inch dick. Okay, the truth comes out. If he has a dick, that's more than I want to deal with. Well, back when I was with him, I wasn't... How can I put this delicately? You're so delicate. Just throw the goddamn grenade. Take the pin out, man. Well, that's before I was with Mr. Beer Can, who was... It's way more girthy. Mr. Beer Can, his dick is literally, it's a beer can. It's a fucking beer can. It's no, no, there's no getting around that. I mean, I'm trying to stick it in my mouth and it's not going in. Yeah, I had to like practice before I took that dick. Really? Yes, I had to like, if I didn't like stretch and practice. It's like, oh, Mr. Beer Can's coming over. I'm like, exercises. Yeah. Physical therapist, stretch her out. I'm stretching my quads. and everything else. I get the Jaws of Life stretcher out a little bit. That's not that tight. I need more oil. Maybe the Jaws of Life were making that noise. The Jaws of Life were making that noise. I had to take my biggest butt plug and put it in earlier that day because I knew that he wasn't going to fit. He didn't fit in my pussy that well the second time. Are we still talking about her playmate or beer can? You're mixing the two. Yeah, well, Beer Can is bigger than your playmates, so you'll be fine. You will be fine. Okay. Yeah. But like at a time when I was first with him. We're not going to say, oh my God, he's going to rip you to shreds. No. I'll just suck him off then. Oh, yeah. See, he's much more doable, especially now that I've had Mr. Beer Can. You'll be a lot more. Bang your brain stem in the back of your head. Yeah. Well, the video of you guys was so hot. Yeah, he was actually a lot of fun. He picked me up and he like, you know. Why is that? Why do the guys with big dicks think they gotta pick women the fuck up? No, I think it's kind of a little. It's like, dude, it's not even attractive. It's just like, oh, look, be strong, big cock. I think it's because I'm small, because I'm tiny. She's a spinner. Yeah, I'm a spinner, pretty much. No, you have fun with him. He's always fun. She's a monopoly board piece, right? We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. He's going to be chasing, you know, you'll be chasing him around the room. Get over here and let me beat your ass. Let's go. I don't care if you don't want a fist in your ass. I'm going to do it. It's what I want. Yeah, I don't know if he's into that. Guys say that they're not. Use your chest as a trampoline. But I think you'll be very happy with the package. Yeah, but is he good though? Like good with oral? Yeah. Do you guys kiss? Oh, yeah. Us? No. Okay. No, we don't. Especially afterwards. I'm saving myself for marriage. Well, we'll see what happens. We talked about, like, you want me to read the text? I'll fucking read the text. I'll give a shit. Here we go. So, all right. So, I say how hot he is. And I was like, Vince, after I watched you guys fuck around, it was so hot. I was like, it's so hot. Vince, get a hold of him right now. I got to fuck this dude. Like, he was in my head. I had to fuck him. So Vince got a hold of them. And then on Monday, I got... Just a gigolo. Yeah, we are. Thank you. I got, hi, how are you? He said, good considering... I said, good considering the snow. And he said, for real, I had to go out again today. I'm beat. Snow is my second fave thing to plow. And I have to thank Chrissy over here. He also has a farm then. Well, Chrissy came up with this and I'm like, go sit, so I'm... And I said, nice. And she said, double. How do you say? Enduendo? Entendre. That was it. And he's like, he loved it. And then I said, he said, have any free time coming up? And I said, yes, I definitely want us to talk before we meet up this week. That's fine. I can chat tomorrow. I said, can you host? I asked. And he said, I can't right now. He said, I cannot. I said, meet up at a hotel. Yeah, that's cool. Vince showed me some pics. He says, I want more. I said, I want to see you. And he said, which part? I said, every. No cock. I want to see your hands. And then he sent me a picture of himself. Did you want him to send a picture of his dad or something? I don't think he had facial hair when I was. Well, that's what, Chrissy was looking at. She goes, he doesn't look whatever. And I said, he's at work. Yeah, he would come like. He would. those pictures of him and he was hot. That was one of the things. He has curly hair. Oh gosh, he has curly hair? It didn't look like he had curly hair there. Yeah, because he pulled back like in a band because he's got a lot of, you know, he had hair. And he would wear a band. Yeah, sure. Make fun of those. Anyway, so that's it. So he was like, you know. Well, I haven't seen him in a few years. We'll see what happens. He was fun. He was a lot of fun. He was spontaneous, you know, because I could. Yeah, we did a live stream we did. I did it with him. That was a long time ago. Yeah. And I was just like, on a whim, like, you know, hey, can you come on over and do a live stream with me? Oh, yeah. He was there. I was like, wow. But then there's other times he's supposed to come by. Oh, yeah. Then he's like, you know, oh, I forgot. I was like, well, okay, whatever. Well, he seems like he's really preoccupied, which is fine. But the thing is, when I want to fuck, I want to fuck. So it's like, yo, make a decision. Let's go. Make a decision. If not, I'm not going to sit here and pussyfoot around. Or anything else. Yeah, I don't blame you. You know what I mean? Let's go. Because then I just get like, I don't even want to fuck you now. Yep, I get it. Does that make any sense? But yeah. You're looking for input from me. He always has input. I never have any input when it comes to fucking guys. Okay. And they've never had any input on him. There's no pudding. I liked how he had no hair either. Everyone knows I don't like any hair. He didn't, when I look in that video, he didn't have any. No, I don't think he had any facial hair. Now, his body hair, he didn't have any. No, no. So that means his ass is like a peach. Yeah. I wonder if he's into that. I can't speak to that. Well, he will become, what do you mean you're not going to let me eat your ass? I have no mental pictures of this man's ass, okay? Oh, boy. If I did, I'd be drinking heavily to forget that. He's either going to like us or hate us. Yeah, one or the other. No, I think he's happy. He hasn't met you yet. I know, but I think he'll just be happy. Yeah, I know. And then she'll be unhappy. He wouldn't let me beat him. He wouldn't let me eat his ass. Yeah, what the hell? What'd you hook me up with him for? I tried to show him some interesting things I can do with chopsticks to him. Yeah, no finger play. Are you getting into Because I Love Asians? I just picked it out of the hair. Oh, God. See? See? She likes that. Here we go to the Asians. Yeah, their ass is like a peach. It is like a peach. Never mind. I don't know. I wonder if he'd let me do anything with him. Well, you're going to have to come back and tell us. Yeah, what happened? If he even doesn't. Okay. Whatever happens, happens, and I'll come back and say. Yeah, but you have high aspirations. Yes, I hope it's tomorrow. I wouldn't say I have high aspirations. I'm saying maybe tomorrow, 9.20 a.m., and I'll be wearing my blue thong. He just said, what's a good middle ground, Warrington? Now, he doesn't know where I live, so I'm assuming he thinks I'm up here. Okay. Because he's like, Warrington, there's a few, well, I guess that's Doylestown by T.J. Smith. What's T.J. Smith? I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea I have no idea Neither do our listeners We don't venture into Doylestown He probably looked Up my number I don't know People are weird that way Cell phone numbers don't They can They can tell you Like where you're at I don't think he'd be that weird No that's just creepy Yeah Okay I don't think he gives that big a shit Okay good No no he's just looking for a good time He's probably just sitting there He's like Vince better not Sent me a girl who's like 600 pounds No well you saw the picture Or a girl that used to be a guy. I can get you a picture. I got a fucking 12-inch black schwanz, but to tell you it's me, it's not. No, honest, my cock is 14 inches and black. I swear to her. You know, speaking of that, a friend of ours a couple days ago came, and she showed us this video of this guy jacking off in the video tour. She's never been with him or anything. She knows him, like not... Not that way. Yeah, not that way. And when I tell you that jizz was coming out, I mean, the video was just like over and over and over again. It was crazy, yes? Interesting. Yeah. Chris is just like, I'm like, right? She was there. I do like big cum loads. And he did. He had brown balls. Like, they were like brown, brown. And the rest of it was white. Like, it was just weird. I wonder why. I don't know why that happens. Not in my field of expertise. He needs to bleach it like Donna told me about. He needs to bleach his balls. Yeah, I don't know why there's that pigmentation there. I have no idea. Well, a lot of times when skin gets used a lot, it gets rubbed, especially for guys, it changes. Yeah, maybe he rides a horse or motorcycle. The inside of my thighs has got a little discoloration from years ago when I played soccer. I got jock itch in it. Oh, yeah. That's right. That's awful. Okay, yeah. And right here on this side of my hand where I jerk off the most, it's different color here. He's got a callus there. Oh my gosh, it is. I can see it from here. It's callus in the darker colors. I call it Susie. Oh my God. You call it Susie. Susie. Come on, Susie, you and me tonight. Every night. Every night. Oh, I don't want to make the other sister jealous. Don't want to make Jennifer jealous. Jennifer and Susie. You're just so warped. So what are your expectations? I don't really have any. Obviously, that's a lie. You want to eat his ass. We know that. Okay, what do I want? Beat the snot out of him. No, he just, I want him to kind of take control. I'm so, you know what I'm saying? For him to take, hold on, for him to take control, to try to dominate me, and then I become the bratty brat to try to dominate him because it gets me riled up. Like, you're going to tell me what to do, and it's not going to work that way. Oh, boy. You know what I'm saying? It's kind of like, ah, let's go. No, no. I do know what it's like to try to tell you what to do and you don't like it that way. It wasn't sexual, but it's just, I know what it's like to tell you. It's like, you should be doing this now. Okay. I'm getting better. Light yourself on fire. I don't care. It's a husky. It's a husky. You might not want to smash your forehead with a hammer. Can't tell me. Watch it. What are you talking about? Get over there. It turns me on. I wonder if I asked him to get on his knees and crawl over to me and eat my pussy if he would. That's so hot. I wonder if he would do that. I have no idea. Let's put that out there. I don't think that's a first fuck time. I think first fuck is just get the energy in the room and see how it goes. Yeah, a little more laid back. say, listen, this is how this is rolling. Fucking crawl on over here. You're going to get all fired up and you're just going to jump all over. You're going to be like an octopus just jump your pussy right on his face. You're probably right, but I would like to see that happen at one point. You're going to ride his face like you're riding a tree that got chopped down. Well, I had sex the other day and that was good. Oh, do tell. By yourself? No. With a human? I have not even gotten to use the new toy you gave me. I haven't used it yet. And it's all wrapped up, ready to go. That's why the weather's all off. Everything in the universe is a skew. I know. It's just tired. You know what? I will do it tonight. Now that butt plug, forget about it. For right now, I'm trying. It's big. I did try it the other day. It's really big. You don't just start out with that. Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to... You got to kind of get the motor running, you know. Yeah. Got to get the lubricant going around. But I did the vibration. That feels good. Yeah, the vibration is nice. Oh, well. Yeah, I started out with the small butt plugs. I didn't just work out to... One of the things Donna put that in her butt, and then she turned it on to the rotation. She spun around. The butt plug stayed there. I don't know how that happened. She was like, well... She's a spinner. I told you. Yeah, you're right. I'm a spinner. That's why. I'm just a spinner. Okay. We'll go with that. It's true. You just stick her on and just spin me around. Yeah, like around the world. See, that's what your friend was going to do. Christmas tree ornaments. I could put it on the table. Oh, I feel the love. I feel the love. Balls going flying. Well, I hope it's a good time for you. Before the snowstorm, you're going to plow. Let's hope. He's going to plow you. Yeah, that's his second favorite thing to do. That's right. Again, it was the first one. is... A field? A field, of course. It has to be a nice hotel. We're not talking like the Red Roof or Knights Inn. Let's go. I would put... Try to make sure you ask the front desk. There's no families in the rooms next to us. There's going to be a lot of screaming going on. I don't want to damage any kids. The first time I fucked Ian. Okay. I was just talking about that. It was in the hotel. I told him to meet me there. I was in the shower fully clothed. I told him to come into the shower fully clothed. I didn't even know what he looked like, like nothing. So I'm in the shower, heard him come in, was looking here. We were just like feeling each other up, like, you know what I'm saying, but not seeing each other. And then when I turned, we turned around and looked at him like, shit, this gets you. But it was good fucking. Yeah. He was a nice guy. You have a fascination with showering with clothes on. I do. I don't know what it is. Okay, let me ask you this. Let's dive into this topic. Yeah, for sure. What is the arousal with that? Is it how it feels? Is it that your clothes are wet? No, it's just like... The money you're saving on laundry? Why? Because of all the things I do? Well, I've never heard of that fetish of showering with clothes on. I just find it erotic. I want to get in the shower with a woman to make sure her clothes aren't on. No, it's the whole thing of like just touching each other. It's like prohibited. You're not allowed to touch each other. So you're fully clothed and I just like the water like running on me and then it just clings, clings to my breasts and everything. I like the fabric to be real translucent. So when it gets wet, it really gets clingy. That's pretty sexy. Yeah. Like that from the video I did. Yeah. That was like that. Okay. It's just one of those things. Yeah. I just said, I think water is sensual. Bad lubricant. Bad lubricant. That's okay. Although I, the only time that it worked one time I did fuck in a pool and it, it wasn't that bad with, I was with Jesse in the pool. Well, you guys have been messing around all day. So your pussy was sloppy wet anyway. I know. I think that was earlier in the day. Coconut oil. That's what I bring everywhere. I don't know what we were using, but I was like, oh, this isn't going to work. This is not going to work. But it did. It was amazing. I was like, yeah, I don't. Yeah. But water is like a terrible lubricant. Yeah. Back in the hot tub days. Oh, yeah. We tried. I did that once. Yeah. Hot tubs are horrible for sex. They're okay to sit on the edge and get a blowjob. Yeah. They're not great for sex. I did it once when I was young and I was like, hmm. Yeah. But then I was, you know, I was young. The idea sounds. But then she discovered a shower with clothes. Forget about the hot tub. The whole big new porn craze. Yeah. Shower with clothes. Clothes. That could be a niche, right? I'm trying to find something. You guys are like, what's your niche? Farting's a niche. Farting's a niche. Dude, I fart all the time, if you want me to. I was trying to drop the hint that, yeah, we know. God. And some of those were sharts. They weren't farts. Oh, ouch. No. All right. So, but okay. So, huh. Actually, the one, when you peed on Ian, that was really hot. See, that was pretty hot. I don't like that either. No? You didn't like it? No, I don't get it. No, I don't. It's degrading. I'm demeaning him. He didn't seem to hate it at all. He didn't have a choice. I don't think he cared. No. Well, I guess when you're having sex with with a beautiful, horny woman. Aw, thank you. I wasn't talking about you. Oh, man. Oh, my gosh. That's such bad. Okay, when was that? My ego went to. Are we going to ever have sex? What? Are we ever going to have sex? We kind of did. A long time ago. Kind of. Yeah, kind of. Oral sex. Are we ever going to ever again? No. Okay, see, I'm not worried what I'm going to say then. Okay? That's all the reason. I can say what I fucking want. All right. That's why I love you. What are you going to threaten me with? Keep it up. I'm going to have sex with you. Keep it up. I'm going to have sex with you. I'll shut up. When you see the wild side of you, you'll be like, nope, nope. I'm not going near that. That's a wild ride. The Geneva Convention has things against her. You know? That's just like, you know. True and unusual punishment? To some people. Some, it's cool, an unusual punishment. He asked me what you're like, and I just said, you won't fuck her, she's going to fuck you. That's a good way to put it. Really? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And what was his response? Maybe he's scared. Well, I did hear in the background, What was his response? He didn't say anything. Mommy. She's going to hurt me. He's sucking his thumb in the corner when I get there. Be nice, please. No, I think he just said cool. Okay, well, we'll see what happens. We'll see if he thinks it's cool. Well, we'll see if it even happens. Yeah, well, we're going to look forward to the follow-up. I went to blow by blow. We're going to put an air tag on him so we can make sure he's still alive, so he's still moving. He's going to be fine. He might knock me out. Well, you know what my problem is, though? We don't have that much time. It's when I come is that I can't stop, so then it's kind of like... Oh, the problems you have. You know what I'm saying, though? Oh, come on. If I go to town on you, you get wiped out. If you have two orgasms, you're like, oh my god, forget it. She's having like 30, 40 in a shower with clothes on. Oh my gosh, that was hot. Back in the day, I could do that. Nah, not now. They're stronger now. They've changed. Mine just get worse. You make it sound like it's a bad thing. Exactly. Oh, my problems. That's true. And there's women out there who've never had orgasms. And you two are complaining about having too many. It's too many orgasms. I wish I could squirt more. The one guy can make me, he does. The other day I was there, and I just let it go. They say that's one of the secrets to women being able to squirt is a matter of being in that mental space of really just relaxing and being comfortable. Yeah, and that's what this person does. They just let me be totally relaxed. Well, that's up to you. It's not them. I don't know. I guess being there with them makes me. When I'm with a woman, I'll sit here, tense up, bitch. I'm going to eat your pussy. Tense up. Well, you know, when I first met him, I did. I was like all over it. He was like, what the fuck? He's like, okay, I'll see you in a couple days, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's a, I do like squirters. It's been a while. But yeah, the first one I was ever with, she was, she was a squirter big time. I mean, like, I got up and I was, and she was worse than you. She could squirt. I mean, she would, oh yeah. Lollipop juice. Her boyfriend at the time put down a tarp for me. me lay on. I was like, what's this about? He goes, oh, you'll find out. I'm like, okay. And he used to call her LJ and her name wasn't L. And it's like, okay. And we found out afterwards because she just, I mean, every ounce of my clothing looks like I was in a shower with you. We have a video of it. Not me and her. No. She's doing it solo. Then I found out she was a squirter and he called her LJ because back in the day, Long John Silver, had a commercial where they'd be sitting there and a bucket of water would land on it. That's what it was like. Holy shit. Yeah, she was something. It's so crazy because when I finally did, I was like, ooh, that's gross. And he was like, no, this is awesome. It's just really messy. It was like a whole big production. He started bringing out tarps and plastic bags. Oh, yeah. They could have had a baby pool. Hold on, should she like, it was like, The distance between us, which is what, about eight feet? She could hit you with it. Yeah. Yeah. It was, yeah, something like that. I want to see this. Well, we do have that one video where she's on the bar and she's masturbating with a, with a, like a rabbit. Yeah, it was a rabbit vibrator. It wasn't a dildo, it was a vibrator. And when she comes, you can hear the water. You can see it. You can see it, but you can also hear the bees. It sounds like someone's just pouring a pitcher of water on the floor. On the bar. That's what it sounds like. And they're like, what? Where's that water coming from? You're like, oh my god, it's coming out of her pussy. Yeah. But does it? She had, she creamed up. You know, some women cream up. Yes. Oh, she, yeah, it looked like a soft serve ice cream machine that wasn't cold enough. You've got to be kidding me. I'll find the video and share it with you one day. Yeah, I don't remember the cream. I do remember. Oh, I do. We were playing up in the, in the townhouse in the bedroom and I kept, I kept, I come up and I'm like, I'm tasting lollipop juice. Her pussy was that sweet. Who the hell is a lollipop? Well, after I got done playing with her. Yeah, I'm like, this is weird. She came over and kissed me. I mean, literally, it looked like I was in the shower with you. For real, for real? Yeah, for real, for real. And she's like, were you eating a lollipop? I said, no, her name's Aunt Lolly. It was like that sweet. I was like, that was like the weirdest thing. I mean, good weird, but definitely, wow, noteworthy, that's for sure. I would just love to be there and see something like that. Yeah, it was pretty. It was fun. That was back in 2009. Yeah, I remember the webcam we were doing. We had a paid webcam we did with this guy. He was really hairy, and he's got this giant dildo thing up his ass, and he's going to town. That's hot. I'm saying it for you. The thing was, it's like, I'm behind her, and here's the thing. We have the laptop. She's in front of me. I'm kind of behind her. I'm playing with her, and her dopey boy. is behind the laptop with his big-ass black dick, and he's swinging it around. And I'm like, I'm trying to hold back a laugh. I have my face burning in my shoulder. You're also laughing at this hairy baboon guy. Oh, it's hairy baboon guy. Was he that hairy? Oh, his whole body. That was hot. It was hot. No, that wasn't hot. He wasn't fat, but he had a lot of body hair. And he's like, yeah, how does that feel? And I'm like, all I see is his dick swinging around. And I'm like, she was cool. She just ignored her boyfriend, and she just played up to him. Like, I'm dying. I had to bury my face in her back. I was like, I can't hold back. I didn't see what they were laughing. I thought they were laughing at the boyfriend sitting there. He even put his hands on his head. His dick was shaking his dick. He's doing a propeller in his fucking dick. It's like, dear God. I was laughing at birds, but I was dying, but that didn't help. It didn't help. I'd just kind of get out of the room with a dick swinging like that. I'd bring a smack in the face. Yeah. Next time I end, I'll be like, oh. Yeah. He'd be like, oh, sorry, birds. That thing could go off. Oh, my God. That was an experience. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We've had some bizarre experiences. Put it lightly. But all right. So eventually next week, we'll hear a real exciting story. Let's hope. You know, how your experience with him is. I'm getting like really excited now. I'm going to hit him up. So I'm going to text him right now. She has to use the word hit every time. Where? I guess smack him around. I mean, hit him up. Name it Beat him up I mean Smack him around I mean text him Look now you guys got me all like revved up I go where? Name it and I'll be there That's real simple How hard is it? Ask him I don't know Right now mine's not No? No Always arousing talk The whole shower with clothes Swinging dick Hairy ass Yes, you're right. Ron Jeremy type guy. He was thinner than that, but yeah, every bit as much hair. Yes. We don't get to pick. No, no, I get it. I'm not being mean. There are women who like big hair. Oh, yeah. There are women who like to shower with clothes on. All sorts of strange fucks. There's guys that like to be pecked. I'm so in on that right now. That could be your name. A friend of mine sent me a bunch of pictures and videos of his wife. Didn't ask for them. Not opposed to them. She's always a very sultry woman. And, you know, he sent them to me. I just put them in a folder in the computer. It's like, I got more porn on my machine than I shot. I mean, I've had people like, hey, man, you know, do you download porn? No. I shoot it. Shoot it. So he asked me the other day, he's like, oh, I messed up one of my files. Can you, do you still have it? I said, somewhere. I said, can you send it to me? He's like, sure. So with that, all of a sudden I said, let me look what's in here. Now, this guy is kind of a, portrays himself as a straight-laced, macho type guy. Now, he's older than I am. He's a guy's guy. There was one label, I kind of like, what the fuck is that? And I clicked on it. And okay, it's a little video. And this is old video. It's back in the 90s. And he's sitting there tugging it. And I'm like, oh boy. It's like, okay. It's like, okay, where does this go? Does the wife join later? So I forward the video. And I just see like a side view of someone like squatting and going up and down on a dildo. And I'm like, is that the wife? The next thing I know, I hear his voice like, oh, your cock's so big in my ass. I'm like, oh, motherfucker. Well, he was able to do that because his knees were better back then, I'm sure. That's way further than I thought about. So that kind of ties into, and we'll stop the show. I'm not going to change topics again. We did the whole show about a shovel buddy. Oh, a shovel buddy, yeah. That's a shovel buddy. So a shovel buddy is, you have someone that when you pass, if you need, like you have stuff, let's say on your computer or in your house that you don't want your kids or husband, wife, or whatever to find, they go and get rid of it for you. Oh my gosh, I've never heard of such a thing. You've never heard of a shovel buddy? No. That's so cool. There are other shows referred to as a burn box. You have a box and you burn this. My ex-wife, she was super jealous. I couldn't even watch TV. If a girl came on TV in a bikini, what the fuck are you looking at? Jesus Christ. Obviously, with the photography and stuff I've done, I have a lot of... questioning, like, oh, did you fuck this girl? No, I didn't fuck that, you know. But I always say, because I didn't. I never cheated on her. I should have. But so I had, you know, I had my brother set up as my shovel buddy. It's like, dude, you have to get to my computer and set fire to that fucking thing. You know, because she sees all the women I've worked with. Not that I shot, I didn't perform with. Right. And stuff like that. But yeah, another friend of mine was, an older gentleman that was enamored with her. And we actually shot some pictures of him with her. And he's like, I need you to be my shovel buddy. If my wife ever, if I die, you need to get to my house. And I said, your wife doesn't even know me. I know from the cigar shop. I'm like, I'm just going to go, hi, you don't know me, but I'm here to take your husband's computer. Sorry for your loss, but now you're going to lose his fucking computer so you don't see him fucking around on you. Well, he's dead, so. No, he didn't die. Oh, he didn't die. No, but he's like, you have to be my shovel buddy. Okay, now I understand. I don't want my kids. I don't want my sons to find this. I don't want my wife to find this. He should just get rid of it now. I haven't talked to him in years, so I don't know what he's doing, but yeah, so I'm not a shovel buddy. Never heard of that. Yeah, so if you have incriminating stuff anywhere in your house that your kids don't know about. You just know about everything, it seems. He told you, Mom, don't leave your anal bleach on the kitchen sink. And then he took a picture of it and sent it to my daughter. And they were just like, yeah, it's Mom, whatever. It's a family thing. They're just like, does this work well? And the son's like, oh, I used to use that, Mom. Oh, I mean. You know, he's just, he don't care. Yeah. We're all human. Yeah. So, all right. With that said, some news I do want to talk about. Okay. the website 50shadesofpleasure.com. We are going back to the magazine format as of February 1. But this magazine format will have adult pictures. You can get away with it. Yeah, I found a solution to the problem. So check that out. Check it out now, but please wait till February 1st. You'll see the whole new issue of the magazine come out. And maybe somewhere in the future we can get other people we know. I wonder who that could be. Me. Oh, you. Oh, there we go. That's hot. It's going to be a quad full. It's a hot host. Not a center full of like three. I'm going quad. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, there you go. My belly is that distended. I'm not even going to go there. That's the problem. Anyway. Well, just lift it up for me then next time. enough, you should just be able to look up. He's a wise guy. Man, damn, you guys are at it right now. I'm loving it. Go ahead, keep going. But also, if you go to hotwifepodcast.com, there is a supporter button on there if you want to listen to the podcast without commercials. It costs you $4.99 a month, and you can listen to all the podcasts without the commercials. I really appreciate that. That'll give me some bourbon money. It'll buy batteries for Donna's toys. Oh, there you go. There you go. Whatever you want to think the money's going towards, it goes towards. Rechargeable. All my toys are rechargeable now. Okay, then it goes to groceries. So anyway. And if you want to see who, what, where, when, and how. hotwifedonnalyn.com. I see I'm posting every day, several times a day. And very soon, probably within, by the end of the weekend after our snowstorm, sexyangelina.com will be up and running. Oh. I've worked on those videos. I need to get them further along and stuff so we can populate that. So when you go there, you'll see me, my alter ego is Angelina. Hi. I want to beat your ass. Let's get in the shower. You make me sound like a caveman. No, it's my... It's your site. It's my site. Oh, it's your site. It's my video. You should see him. He doesn't work. Damn, I'm not hot. It's on my site. And I don't shave my beard. Ooh, that's hot. See me with clothes on in the shower. I'm so hot. If you don't buy a membership, I'm taking the clothes off. That'll teach you. You'll see what I look like naked if you don't spend money. I'll scar you for life, bitch. That's like a reverse stripper, you know? That's it. the clothes on. I go out on stage naked, women throw money at me to get dressed. What, a 10? That's all? You think I'm going to put a thong on with just a 10? Oh, no, baby. Oh, no. You need to put another zero. You have to look at all of it. I'm going to get the moobs going here. I need to see hundreds. Oh, my gosh. The moobs. He's very shaking his moobs. I'll put tassels on my moobs. Can they be right? I will pay this season. that. I would pay to see that. Do you hear that? She's going to pay. I'm going to have to partner with a therapist to sit outside for these people to walk out and go, I need therapy. That's how he can drum up his business. You guys are cahoots. I knew it. Every angle. You scar them and he fixes them. Anyway, so with that said, we'll end the show. Yeah, let's end the show. It's going down. Thank you for coming by again. Thank you. I love you. Oh, I love you guys. Oh, I love you too. Your lovely friend, Christina. She's been very quiet. She's quiet. She's scarred for life too. I was going to give her your mic, Donna, because I figured she'd be more interesting. Yeah, she probably would be. No, she's got some good stories. So next time, I guess maybe. Oh, I bet. Yeah, can we do that? Oh. Maybe, I'll maybe. If this wasn't her third trip here today. Yeah. Oh my gosh, I know. I get it. Oh, right. Oh, I drive it every day because I work. Not that far. Yeah. From where she is. Anyway, with that said, everyone, stay horny. Have a good night, everybody. Bye. We'll do it Sunday.