AI Made the List… Now Let’s Break It Down: The Many Types of Lovers

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife. Hot Wife Podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hello, everybody. Welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. This is Donna Lynn. And of course, I am with my wonderful husband, Vince, as always. As always. So how are you doing? I control the horizontal and the vertical. You have to be old enough to understand that. Yep. That is from Twilight Zone. I am doing well because the weather is finally like, you know, we don't have any air conditioning or heat on in the studio right now. Yeah, it's nice. It's comfortable. As we walked in, it tells me right here. 72 degrees. That's perfect. Yes, it is. That is perfect. Finally, spring is here. The only good thing, if it was warmer, you'd be wearing less clothes. True. That's true. But 72 is a nice start. It's comfy. It is. I'm liking it. How are you doing? Very well. I thought you were doing something. You were pouring something into your glass. What the heck? Oh, I still had a bourbon from the other day. I got a little bit in this one. Oh, that's what that was about. So I left the glass down here. Waste not, want not. So I just poured it in here. But, you know, good to the last drop. Got extra glasses over, and I'm like, oh, yeah, tell me you don't have a... Drinking problem. Two hands, one mouth. Tell me you have a drinking problem without telling me you have a drinking problem. I don't have a drinking problem. I drink fine. So, yeah, so weather's doing well. Yeah, that means the pool will be open soon. I'll be doing all kinds of freaky things down there by the pool outside. Well, not just yet. We've got to get the cover off, chemicals in it. I said soon. I just, I didn't say well soon. Yeah, we'll have to find soon. Within a month or two, by night. It's like defining big. You know? Now you can. How big is big? Big so you walk funny big? Everybody's got their own definition. Everybody has their own definition, for sure. So, intro at Hot Wife Podcast. We got reached out to by a listener again. Yeah, that was cool. We talked with him on the phone the other day. He was actually in the Philadelphia area. to go grab a drink or something with him, but it just didn't work out with scheduling. Yeah, it would have been a late, late night for us. We were able to talk to him. We spent, I don't know, 20 minutes or so, half an hour on the phone with him. Nice conversation. Yeah, that was really nice. He's been sending me pictures. Big into the nudist scene. Yeah, every picture he sends me, he's basically nude. There's one he wasn't. That's why I gave him your number and not mine. He's like, oh, these pictures I'm nude. This is when I was here. This is when I was there. They're all pictures I'm just, you know, Yeah, just regular pose pictures, but he's naked. Okay. You know, nothing sexual, just naked. If you had just a face picture, it'd be interesting where he looked like facial animal disease. I'll have to cover everything else. Yeah, please do. He did send me one clothes picture, which I use in his, when he calls or texts me, his picture comes up. So it's not a naked picture. Thankfully, he sent me one that wasn't like that. So in case he pops up and there's others around, you know, it won't be like, oh. Okay, let's just talk about different pops up. His picture pops up. Gotcha. So, all right. So, I was going through our old shows just trying to see like, yeah, is there something we can revisit? Right. Freshen things up, put a new spit on them. So, I took the title of the one show and I put it into AI because we did it before without AI. Right. So, I was like, okay. I asked AI that the show was what type of love are you? So I asked AI, you know, how many types of lovers are there? I came up with them. And that's six. Six. Yeah. Yes. I came up with six. So if you don't fit in these categories, don't blame us. You're not a lover. You're not a lover. That's terrible. You might be a hater. Might be a fighter. Yeah. So lover or fighter, whatever. So I didn't even really, I glanced very briefly through the list. Didn't see my name spelled out. out anywhere. So I just handed the list off to you. So this is going to be all on you. Oh, great. Okay, great. Let's just kick this off then. Go for it. Okay. It does come up with six classifications of lovers. The first one they call the Eros, which is the passionate lover. Okay. So it's driven by intense attraction, chemistry, falls in love quickly and deeply, values, physical connection, and romance. Wow. It feels connection quickly. Okay. No, falls in love quickly and deeply. Values physical connection. Oh, okay. Yeah. And romance. Think I want you now and completely. I do know people. I was with a boyfriend who, oh, long, long time ago, who said that he fell in love too quickly. And that's how he got hurt so much because he met his first wife. Yeah, there you go. He's divorced, so go figure. You know, and he fell in love with her real quick. And it had a child with her and the whole thing fell apart. But he just says, I fall in love too quickly. And sometimes that can be very reckless. You know, that passion, that kind of, you know, you fall in love. I just want to be with you only. So much wrong with that. Yeah, it's a little bit reckless there. I mean, I understand the passion. I understand that chemistry. I understand the excitement. But that doesn't have the longevity, unfortunately. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I've never been... Yeah. No, none of that. Go ahead. I guess when I was younger, as a teenager, and what I thought was love was actually lust, but whatever, you can't stop thinking about it. That I can relate to. Yeah, so you're driven by that intense attraction in chemistry. And you get that every day with me. Oh, we're definitely in the Eros. No, you are. Oh, okay, I am. All right. They have some weird words here that I'm not always sure how to pronounce. The second one is Ludos, the playful lover. This person treats love like a game or adventure. I don't know if that's good or bad, but enjoys flirting, variety, excitement, often avoids deep emotional commitment. Think the one-night stand. Let's keep this light and fun. And I know lots of guys, certainly in the lifestyle, that are like that. Yeah, that's definitely more of a swinger mentality. Sure it is. Let's keep it light. Let's keep it fun. Yeah, it's a friend with benefits kind of a thing. Sure, absolutely. We can have some fun together. There's no heavy lifting involved. You don't have to solve all your relationship problems. We're here just to have fun, make each other feel good, and then go our separate ways. Definitely a swinger mentality. I agree. That's definitely a swinger mentality for sure. That is definitely. I think a lot of the playmates that I have been with, I can only speak for me, it's definitely been that kind of mentality, which is fine. I mean, I'm not there to have a relationship with them. I just want to keep it light, have some fun, have an orgasm, leave the problems of an actual relationship someplace else. You know, you're just there for the best part of a relationship. Yeah, I mean, I think that's pretty much everybody that I've played with. Oh, I would think so, too. I don't think anybody's bringing their baggage with them. I would hope not, anyway. No, no. Yeah, I hear from the one couple that the woman thinks of me and talks about me a lot. I don't know why. It's been over a year since I've seen her. Yeah, but that doesn't mean that she's not like, ooh, I remember that time with Vince, and he may become 65. Yeah, you're smiling. Do what I can. I think that you trip her trigger. Made her fucking fully automatic. It wasn't a semi. No, she just one orgasm after another after another after. I think some of her orgasms had orgasms. It's, you know, it is possible. That's good. That's good. That's fun. It's light. It's what it's about is giving each other Orgasms. Yeah, pretty much. Swinging is all about making each other feel good. And the problem with that is what? I never said there was a problem. I'm just saying what it is. I think that's... Because otherwise it would be called fighting. Right. Or that would be called marriage. Oh. Yeah, okay. Oh, that's funny. The other one, the next one they have is called Storge, which I don't know what that means. That is a bookshelf at Ikea. You know, that's what it sounded like. I'm like, oh, do they miss an A in there? Do they mean storage? It's storage. Storage. The storage. Go to Ikea and just ask, where's your storage? That's that bookshelf thing. You know, this is the friendship lover. A friendship lover. Love grows slowly from friendship, values trust, comforts, Less about passion, more about connection. I think that's what we had. I was just going there. Think, you're my person, my best friend. That's us. That's pretty much us. We're the storage. You're my best friend. Yeah, I mean, that's how ours started. We had a friendship, a relationship, a business partners. There was none of that. You lusted after me heavily. Oh, I know. I came after you like a You made it look like dry heaves, but I knew. You knew deep underneath all that saliva. That was a disguise, yeah. Oh, yeah, it was a disguise. All the Dramamine you were taking. That's what it was. Okay, let me drink, please. I might stop. But that was definitely us. I mean, love grew very slowly from a friendship. Is that the door? The wind. Oh, the wind. I was like, what the hell is that? Yeah, the door. You didn't close the screen door. No, I didn't. So we value trust and comfort and stability. Our relationship is pretty stable. There's not a lot of this whole drama bullshit and, oh, he's doing this and, oh, she's doing that and all this flying off the handle and going up and down. And there is not that, which is kind of nice. There's not a lot of that whole, you know, bullshit that I hear about from other people. Yeah, I drink heavily to tolerate yourself. Oh, there you go. I go numb, and I don't care what you say. Shut up. I hate you so much. I do. And that's a stable thing. She hates me all the time. See? It's very stable. That's what you have to have, a stable relationship. We had one, that's where I'd be sleeping. In the stable. In the stable. I was like, what? What are you talking about? So yeah, I think that's pretty much us. I think, you know, I mean, it worked for us. It doesn't mean it's going to work for everyone. Right. I think it's probably one of the better ways to get a relationship started. I mean, like we didn't have that sexual, I mean, I didn't have that sexual. Okay. The thing is, it's like the ones that started out so hot and heavy where I was like all starry eyed for this person and I couldn't stop thinking about them. It crashed and burned. It really did. You're looking at superficial stuff. You're looking like, oh my God, they're so good looking. Oh, he's got a magic. The old magic dick syndrome, yep, yep. But then when you get past those two things, which are very superficial, there's not a lot you can hang your hat on. No, there's no substance to that relationship. And let's face it, like we said a thousand times before, you spend a lot more time outside the bedroom than in. I'm sorry, folks. I mean, even swingers have to take a break from the orgasms. You have to go make a paycheck. You have to go make a paycheck. outside the bedroom and inside the bedroom, but I spend a lot more time outside the bedroom. I know I hate to break it to you. It's terrible. I'm sure that the fans— No, you urge to put more time in outside the bedroom. Well, I only sleep eight hours a day. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What's that? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's a couple hours that could be in the bedroom but not sleeping, I think, is what you're getting. He's not saying anything. He's not saying a word. He's just smiling. Keep my mouth shut. Okay. Let's move on now, shall we? Pragma is the next one. Pragma is the word actually sounds like is the practical lover. The logical, realistic about relationships, looks for compatibility, values, goals, lifestyle, etc. Often thinks long-term right from the start. Okay. So with this one, they think about, does this relationship make sense? But this one I think would be very boring. Sorry, I was just yawning. Exactly. This one, I think it would be people who put like, you know, would take two people and like have those prearranged marriages, you know? Oh, this makes sense that you would marry her. Almost like if you had one of those other ones that was exciting initially. Right. It probably moves into Pragma. It goes from exciting to all of a sudden become comfortable. Now you're kind of locked in, let's say with marriage and kids. So now it just becomes like, okay, we coexist. Oh. for the kids and everything else. But we're really not happy. Coexisting. Yeah. I mean, that sounds to me like the one of, like, someone's going to cheat. That's possible. It's the same way it sounds like to me. Well, this one is too pragmatic. I mean, the storage, the friendship lover, there's some of that there. You're thinking about, is it stable? Is there, you know, does this, are we compatible? It all makes sense, but it's not. Again, because we're kind of in that relationship. I almost look at it like, you know, we go out and hang out and everything else. And let's say we go out to a local brewery or something like that, or we, you know, going out and do something, which we don't do a lot of. Those evenings for us are kind of like another, like a little recharge bonding kind of thing. And then if we don't get too drunk, we come home. and have sex. People get too drunk. Well, every now and then. Well, we don't go out and drink much. It's a little too expensive. And can't get a DUI in our living room. That's a good thought. Can you imagine getting a DUI in your living room when the cops come? It stands for doing you and I. I'm sorry. You are way too drunk to be sitting in your recliner. You're flipping through channels too fast and swerving. To swerving. You were going from Netflix to Prime. To some other streaming video. You couldn't stay in one platform. I'm sorry. You do a sobriety test. Okay, I want you to watch Prime here for the next, you know, walk a straight line down the Prime selections. Can't do it, man. I can't do it. I'm sorry. Okay, take the remote and touch it to your nose. I was waiting for that. I was like, don't they have you do? I got pulled over once. I wasn't drunk. But it was a foggy night, and I was going on a road that I knew pretty well, but I was going too fast, even for the conditions. But I knew the road. And a cop pulled me over. He goes, what are you doing? I'm like, well, I'm driving. He goes, are you drunk? I'm like, no, I just got done work. I've been dancing all night, but there's no way I drank when I was dancing. That's crazy. Fall off a stage, break your ankle or something. Break a hip you hadn't replaced yet. No, this is long before that. Yeah, and I was with a girl. I was with another dancer. So she was like, I was laughing so hard. He had me go out there and stand with my hand, my finger on my nose, my hand down on one foot, and I'm laughing. I am literally laughing hysterically. I was ready to take my leg and put it above my head. I can. I can do that. Not now. Not so much now. The good old days. The good old days. So he let me go, of course, without anything. I don't think I got a fine. I don't think I got anything. You didn't do anything wrong. No, I think I was driving too fast under conditions. He told me to slow it down. I was like, yeah, I know the road. It is foggy. You're right. I should be slowing down a little bit. But I knew the road, so I didn't, you know. Just think, we could have lost two dancers that night. That would have been tragedy. Tragedy, yeah. No, it wasn't that bad, but I was. Where would all those ones get homes? Oh, they were probably flying out of the car, you know. Yeah. Back in the good old days. But okay, moving on, moving on. This next one, we have a friend who would actually fit this perfectly. First of all, the name of it is Mania, so there you go. Okay. And that would be? Angelina. Oh, there you go. The intense lover. Emotionally intense, sometimes obsessive. Really? You gotta be kidding me. Why don't they just name that Angelina? Pretty much. Pretty much. Needs reassurance. That's there. And closeness. Can swing between highs and insecurity. Holy fuck, this is her. Ding. Just call it Angelina, I'm telling you. Yeah. The thing they say, think about is like, I need you, don't leave me. That's not hers so much. Hers is like, just come in, don't say a word, and just come up and fuck me. Well, the newest update from her. Okay, what's the newest one? That she met a guy that you got to play with. Okay, okay. Good guy, you know, nice guy and everything else. And he came over, and he's a good-looking guy, which is very important to her. Oh, my God, yeah, if it's not hers. 10, but you have to. Her body is definitely a 10. She doesn't wear makeup, so she looks very plain. She doesn't wear makeup. It's almost weird. She has no eyebrows. But he came over and fucked her three times. A bunch of orgasms and everything else. But then afterwards, she's like, his tic wasn't thick enough. He fucked me for a couple hours. He had three orgasms. I had a bunch. But it was okay. It's like, really? You fucked for a couple hours. And it's like, really? What would make you happy? I'm shaking my head. I don't know. How many women bitch about, you know, it's like, well, I got 30 seconds out of it. You got a couple hours. And he came three times. Yeah, I know. That's crazy. That is crazy. It's like, what will make you happy? There's nothing that makes her happy. Losers make her happy. And they're scum of the earth, you know, just got out of prison and have all sorts of tattoos. See, that would be because she likes one of the other classes, the passion. She likes that passion and excitement. She likes the danger. Maybe. I don't know if they have one in here. You know, at 60 years old, do you think she'd get the fuck over that whole, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to talk bad about her. I tell her this to her face and all honesty. Yeah, honestly, yes, you have. When I tell her this shit to her face, she's like, I know, dad. I'm sorry, dad. I'm right. You're right, dad. I was like, you don't listen to me. You don't have to tell me your dad. If I was your dad, I would have beat your ass a long time ago. I straightened you to fuck out. But whatever. I appreciate her zest. She'd love it, probably. Oh, yeah. That'd be a problem. Spanking her. Oh, my God. Yeah. I've seen her in some of the videos we shot of her a while ago. I mean, biting, kicking, smacking her lover. It's like, I don't. It's like MMA fucking. Yeah. Yeah, you don't fuck her in a bed, you fuck her in an octagon. You know what? That's it. I mean, that one poor guy she was with, he was a really nice guy. Yeah. And she like, you know, she'd hug him and kiss him and it's, fuck, bad boy, bad boy. You almost need to have a corner guy with a chair and something to sew you up with and a bottle of water and send you back in against her. Yeah. It's like Bruce Lee fighting the dragon, the lion or something, or the tiger, whatever the fuck that was. Yeah, you need a referee that says, okay, time. You'd have to get tasers to get her away. She just keeps going past the bell. Ding. Yeah, pretty much. But that's definitely her. When I read Mania, I was like, oh, that's Angelina for sure. There's not even a maybe about it. She needs that excitement and that level and the swing between highs and insecurity. She is. She's up and down and up and down. Almost to the line of abuse. It really is. Yeah. Almost to the line of abuse. Yeah. I love her to death. You know. Oh, I do too. But it's like. And again, I say this shit to her face. So in all fairness. If she listens to this. If she was here right now. If she was here right now. She'd go, yeah, he tells me this all the time. Yeah, all the time. I'm not afraid to tell anybody what I think. No, no. She's definitely that kind of person. Yeah. And the thing is with that is like it takes so much energy to involve yourself in that type of person. I just don't have that kind of energy. or desire or patience or whatever it is. I just don't have it. I'm sorry. I just don't have it. The other thing I think that type of person, they might be enamored with you, but when all of a sudden that has worn off, they're done with you. You're done. Yeah. When that shiny diamond isn't glistening anymore, they're done with you. I climb that hurdle. I'm done. Yeah. They're done with you. Yeah. So anyway, what's the next one? This is actually the last one. This is the agape. Agape. Another Ikea furniture? Maybe. When something is agape, that means it's... No, I'm thinking of a jar. Okay, never mind. A gape, I don't know. A gape, I would think, is wide open. Wide open. Okay, the selfless lover. Maybe that's what it means. If it's open, it's agape. Okay. If you're wide open, if you're an open person. We'll figure it out. Yeah. This gives... This person... This is more like what I think about when I think about our dogs. Gives love unconditionally. This is disturbing. No, but gives love unconditionally. That's how dogs are. Prioritizes their partner's happiness first. Deeply compassionate and forgiving. Sounds like my dog. I love you no matter what is the thought process there. Sounds like my dog. Okay. Sounds like both of our dogs, really. Oh, they're mine too? Okay. Oh, no, no. Okay, your dog's. Yours is definitely the little one. The little one is your dog. I got to give you that. No argument about that. That is her. She is the selfless lover for you in a dog way, in a friendly, non-passionate, non-disgusting way. No peanut butter on my junk. No, no. Absolutely. But the way that she looks up at you, you know that she is in love with you. Oh, right. There's no doubt about it. She gazes up. Yeah, if I can just transplant that into you. No, I'm not that kind of lover. I am the other lover. You're the seventh one. It's not even on here, sorry. They just didn't put it on. I don't know what to tell you. I was going to be my next question. Which one do you think you are? I'm definitely more the, well, I could see they're saying that you could be actually a mixture of more than one. Sure. I can say that I was a more of a passionate and even manic lover in my early, early days where love was new and it was exciting and you think that you'll never find anybody else. When they break up with you, you think that's it and you'll never, you know, you'll never overcome this heartache. But you don't. And now it's like, well, no, I can see the friendship lover made more sense. Is it as, you know, crazy exciting? No, but it's got longevity and a lot more happiness and it's a lot more even keeled and there's not some up and down and drama and bullshit that I don't, frankly, I just don't have time for. I really don't. You give me an idea of something that's more stable, very satisfying and exciting, but not as, you know, crazy exciting as, you know, like the manic lover might be or the passionate lover might be. But I'll take something that's stable and more. No, I didn't ask you yet what you would take. Which one are you? Oh, I'm definitely the friendship lover. Definitely. Definitely now. I could see myself as the other ones, but it was frivolous. I mean, those relationships didn't last long, even up until I met you. I mean, the one before you, that was a rebound, should have been like a one-night stand, and it would have been fine as a one-night stand. But 10 years later. But 10 years later, it wasn't. But 10 years later. Yeah, I know. It wasn't meant to last. It was based on. He tipped well at the bar. He tipped well at the bar. It was based on physical attraction, period. Which doesn't last. I hate to say it, folks. It doesn't last. Here I am with you. There you go. You recouped it. Now it's all sex. That's all it is. Sex. I keep getting fucked. And with your clothes on. So which lover do you think you are? The friendship one and then the last one. The one you were comparing the dogs to? Oh, unconditional love. Yeah. Which is, I mean, that's great. I mean, you are very selfless. Just in general. And it pisses me off that you're selfless. It does. It pisses me off. It's like, oh, no, you and the girls, you take that. This is like when we've got to eat. I don't need to eat that much. It's like, shut the fuck up. You eat what the fuck you need to eat. We can survive. Oh, no. That's just for you. Shut up. That's ridiculous. Whatever. I mean, there's selfless and then there's silliness. That was just silliness. I can do without. I'm a big boy. Yeah, I know you're a big boy. But I mean, yes, you're definitely, I love you no matter what. With all your flaws. With all my flaws. I have so many. I'm so glad you're so forgiving. I'm going to start a Wikipedia page to that. I'm sure you will. Wait, there's some added bonuses here. I did not get a chance to read. Oh, my God. There's like eight to 12 extra types. I did not get a chance to even look over them. That's all right. That kind of covered the majority. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I'm sure there's lots of overlaps and stuff. Sure. When you were with your ex, your relationship with her, when you guys met, What kind of a love relationship was that when you started? Because I talked about mine. That's a good question. Well, I definitely was still that last one. We fought the first week we were together and just continued. And then she was going to college from local community college. And, you know, I didn't get to see her for weeks. She just was, like, so ingrained in getting her stuff done. I understand that. I didn't cheat on her. I didn't do, you know, I mean, I logged my time in in the bars. But, you know, I just was, like, again, just being like that says, just trying to be as understanding as I can. And, you know, it finally got to the point when I left her where, she kept pushing me towards violence and I never hit her but I came very close when I realized I was about to I stopped I did not hit her and I walked out. I remember that night because you called me which is really weird that you called me like right after that happened and you said you don't believe that I just left what's her name and I said that's funny because I kicked what's his name out of my house how odd is that? but yeah Yeah, I try to be as even-keeled as I can. I think I mentioned this before. We actually had gotten an email from a listener that was actually concerned because of our banter going back and forth that maybe I am mean to you. People don't get it if you've gotten this far into the podcast. We do. We have this banter nonstop. We don't need a podcast to do it. It's what we do. Even at our prospective jobs, yeah, there's still this banter. I mean, even friends that listen to the podcast that know us, you know, they're like, it's just like sitting with the two of you at a normal conversation. It's like, yeah, we're not doing anything different here than we do in real life. Donna will attest, I've never done anything to harm her. Oh, God, no. Okay. Even though I ask, I begged and he just won't. I don't know. But I've even put my life in front of yours. I remember. Yeah. That was when we were walking down Down the street. Yeah, we're walking the dog, and this car came around the corner, and you just took me and just kind of pushed me into these bushes. Here, I thought you'd just be pushing me into the bushes because you wanted to push me into the bushes, but the idiot driving. That was part of it. That was definitely part of it. This idiot driving would have looked like he was ready to go over the curb. I don't think he did. No, but he hit the curb. He hit the curb. Which I was standing right next to. Right, but you pushed me out of the way. So you risked your life to save mine, which is very selfless. Unnecessary, but selfless. I thought you were trying to push me into him. No, you were on the wrong side. I would have to pull you over across from me. It didn't work, so you just pushed me out of the way. No matter what you get from our banter, you need to know that Donna is remotely important to me. Remotely. Okay. Somewhat. Maybe a little bit. I don't know. I think about it once in a while. She's got life insurance. Did she mean something? Tell she doesn't. Just flip a coin. Damn. Hang on. Best out of three. Best out of three. I might lose that one someday. I don't know. I don't know. But there you have it. What AI described as the six basic love types. with the lists. Right. We shared what they said. That's what I said. And we're sharing our opinions on them. Yeah, I can see that actually there's a lot that I can relate to. That's pretty spot on. I've never been with a practical lover. I think that'd be pretty boring. Practical. Okay. We have about eight minutes till we go to bed. It's going to take me about three minutes to orgasm. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I have it timed. I will perform cunning linguists on your clitoris. You're going to have to arrange to have an orgasm inside of a minute and a half. I have to time to take my socks off. Yeah, exactly. So I take about 10 seconds to walk across the room, turn the bedroom light off. And that concludes our romance for the evening. We're cutting it thin here. We're burning daylight. Yeah, I don't think of all of them, I think that would probably be the least interesting. We've been a lot. We've had a lot of playful lovers, of course, being in the lifestyle. We've experienced about everyone on that list to some level, at some point in our lives. Not so much the practical lover. Not so much. I can't think of anybody in my... Read me the description of practical lover. Okay. Logical and realistic about relationships. Looks for compatibility. values, goals, lifestyle, etc., often thinks long-term, right from the start. See, that for me would be an arranged marriage. That's two parents getting together. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, but there's girls, there's people you see that like, oh, I want to get married, I want to have 2.5 kids. That.5 kid's going to have a sucky life, let me tell you. I want an 1,800-square-foot house, so it's a two-car garage on three-quarters of an acre. This is my goal. This is what I'm married for. But that's not a... Well, that's all part of it. Is it? That's who they determine who they want to love, who envisions that with them. Wow, okay. Or who they can envision doing that with. Well, you know what, you're right, because it does say lifestyle, and I think the house and those living conditions would construct, yeah, lifestyle. What do you do for a living? Oh, okay, well, that's a good job. Okay, you're meeting the check marks here. So that's... Yeah, exactly. She comes out with a... And you make how much out? And you're due for a promotion in, what do you say, a year, year and a half? Okay, we got that. I'd rather she could do that with a clipboard. A clipboard. That would be better. Anyway. Interesting that they have this almost choreographed for us. AI does it again. Yeah. Getting better and more advanced. Anyway, 50shadesofpleasure.com is out. now. It's free still. Will be. Please check it out. Read the articles. This issue was more about taboos and fantasy. So check it out. It's free. Info at Hot Wife Podcast. How can you make me pay for it? Because you make me pay for so many things. I was going to say you make me pay for it too. I've almost drained my change bucket now. I'm down to nickels. I have a little bit here. I'm out of dimes and quarters. I have a little bit. Here you go. There you go. I got my change for you right there. Yeah. Holding out. It's not a change slot. But anyway, Info Hot Wave Podcast. Love to hear from you guys. Appreciate everyone who listens. I want to thank you. And also, if you want to see who, what, where, and when. Who, me? Oh, right down to Lynn.com. You can see who, what, where, and who, what, where, what I'm doing. Whatever. I don't know. Wow. I don't know what I'm doing, but you can check me out there. I'm posting several times a day, sometimes five, six times a day. All kinds of fun things, teasers, videos, me being a little slut that I am. Now, I still have to label these buttons. Oh. So I don't remember which one is for which podcast. Oh, no. So the exit might be ours, or it could be my over a cigar one. Okay, let's see which one it is. All right, folks, stay horny. Have a good night, everyone. Oh, you got the right one. Yeah, it did. Yeah, it did. Woo-hoo! Hey! I know! Kick the door. Turn it up.