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Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Starting on it, here we go.
Hey, welcome everybody, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, and I'm here, of course, with my wonderful husband, Vince, but we also also have a he's not feeling so wonderful yeah we're here with steven who's one of our very first fan well documented documented who emailed us and uh we call him our number one fan yeah number one fan he can quote our shows and we can't yeah yeah now that's a title i gave myself but i own it yeah yeah you do episode 62 donna you said this 26 minutes and five seconds into it you talked about this like what okay sure i believe you that's good that's great how many times you listen to each episode because you use them when you're driving it makes sense.
Yeah, I listen to them while I'm driving. So I would say at least three or four times each episode. We'll try to record more, okay? That's six more times than I've listened to them. Well, no, because it's funner to go back because you miss some things, right? Like when you're listening to it. See, you've been here for two days now. You realize I miss a lot of shit. Yeah. So, no, it's good to go back and pick up on what you left, what you didn't hear the first time. Oh, my God. That's too funny.. So it has been a whirlwind two days already. Yes.
So the first day, Stephen only had a handful of hours here because his plane got in around five. So we didn't have a full day, but he made a full day of it. Well, yeah, I only had a few hours of conscious time, I think, is what we're doing. I was here the whole time. Stephen enjoyed the highlights of bourbon. A little bit too much. Too much, yeah. He got to meet Mickey. Yes. And there's a good chance Mickey will be here today and possibly tomorrow. That would be interesting. So by the time I got home from work, it was 9 o'clock at night. No, it was 9.30.
Yeah, actually probably closer to 20 till 10. Actually, it was more like 19. What the fuck? It was late at night pretty late you're already shit-faced man he's fucking hammered i was like jesus christ what the fuck well but in his defense and he'll tell you yeah he didn't really eat anything right because he was flying but three quarters of a bottle of bourbon is that does that sense? It was like, yeah, it was... Seemed to. Well, yeah, at the time. It tasted good. It seemed to at the time. Like Vince said, I hadn't eaten anything. I was the sober one. Yeah, that was... That's the scary...
How often does that happen? Never. I'm slipping in my old age. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Gotta be responsible. Note to self, eat something when you drink three quarters of a bottle of bourbon. Bourbon, yeah. Yeah, you know. Well, you didn't share it with others, so maybe it wasn't three quarters. No, he's responsible. Note to self, eat something when you drink three quarters of a bottle of bourbon. Well, you didn't share it with others, so maybe it was in three quarters. He's responsible for half. Yeah, you're definitely responsible for half for what I think. Mickey's friend and myself had some.
Mickey's friend had more than I did, but whatever. So we got through that, and then yesterday Stephen and I got to chill most of the day. Yeah, I'm working. Yeah, just kind of chilled around the house and just caught up on shit. You know, we talk on a relatively regular basis. Every couple weeks, we spend an hour or so on the phone. So yesterday, we got to catch up and learn even more about each other, and he's still here. Didn't run away yet? Didn't say, Uber, take me to the airport? Well, you know, he did go out and buy a gun. I don't know. Oh, well, you know. He's like, you stay over there.
No, yesterday I had a really good time just hanging out and talking with you. Because, again, I think it comes through the podcast that you guys are real people, right? And so there's a lot of conversation to be had. I keep trying to tell Don I'm a blow-up doll. Here, I'm deflating. Here's my nozzle. Here's my nozzle. It's like, oh, no, I watched airport. No, you still seem pretty swollen. I don't think you're deflated. Looks like you have more than enough. I should have some air out. Yes, you should. You want to call it air? That's fine, baby. That's fine. Yeah. It squirts out.
You got to milk that air out of that dog. It's like, no. It's still two inches, Vince. I don't think it's any smaller. It's still two inches. I had to stop her. Someone told her to treat my dick like a ketchup bottle. And she takes it, slams on the fucking head. Ow, that's like her. I stopped that. But yeah, no, we had a great time hanging out. And then we went to the party, which is we did. This is the after party roundup. Would you call it a roundup? No. Like after game, the post game show. Yeah. This is the post party show.
So now on the Patreon account, you're going to hear the show, the live show we party. Actually, at the party. You're going to hear a lot of noise in the background. It sounded like we were in a fucking stadium someplace. Actually, Vince, when you played, it sounded more like preaching. There was a bunch of, oh, God, dear God, you know. I'm sorry. I was really just talking. And then there was some Aztec people there, I think, because there was some speaking in tongues, some other sort of... Some language. It was followed and preceded by loud orgasmic screams.
So let's start off with a general summary from Stephen, since we've talked about the party ourselves already. Right. Not this one, but other parties. Other parties. This party was kind of the equivalent of those other parties for us. It's kind of like it. That's how they go. Pretty much. So we're experienced. I won't say we're pros, but we're experienced in the parties. Right. So Stephen being a newbie to the house party. It was my first one. To my knowledge, the first single male invited. Oh, really?
There's been another gentleman who came single, but he's married and his wife usually comes but she was doing something okay but uh as far as a first single male to my knowledge you were the first oh okay well okay well should i hope i left a good impression oh you know because i let's let's hear your side of the story and then we'll come to the conclusion of you know whether you're guilty or not yeah yeah so tell us what you thought about me i heard some women screaming so i'm not sure if it was pain or pleasure so no the house party was incredible uh like you said i think the best part or uh i was actually really nervous uh with without knowing i mean i was i was telling don and vince i'm like yeah i'll just uh be your roadie uh you guys have got to get the patreon account there's there's such good content in there but i thought i was just going to help vince do that because you know uh i figured none of the girls would want to play um really yeah yeah oh i was convinced well i i gave him that you know sponsored by johnson's vd clinic yeah yeah and he didn't wear it for some reason yeah you know and i you know the back of the shirt i gave him to wear also said you know living with herpes and proud he didn't wear that one i don't know why well it's because the proud part was a little bit rubbed off and i like i wanted to be proud like the shirt just didn't show how proud i was the The other part where I've just said proud.
They're always gay. He's such a good-looking young gay guy. I see it. It's a shame there's no one here for him. Yeah, no. So I was nervous because I was accompanying the great Vince and the lovely Donna. Oh, my God. No, so like they said, being the first. I'm wearing boots. Thank God.
You only have ones in that vince i like i don't want to count them out yep okay that was 2018 19 you have 20 all right it was a tough night of dancing last night sorry i had to work for that some of those was quarters but no it was uh it was it was nerve-wracking a bit i mean i i spoke with you like you said yesterday and i i talked with don i was i was nervous i didn't know how uh i was going to be received again this is my first party um but knowing enough about the lifestyle single males aren't usually well received even if they're allowed yeah you had the uh song by creed with legs wide open yeah it was playing like all downstairs with legs wide open yeah well you know i mean i think i need to do a spoof on that yeah i came through the front door with that plane like i was entering a wrestling tournament right i was trying to high five everybody and and uh but no so we got there and and uh went in and they were all lovely uh real people i thought it.
I thought it was neat because there was a bunch of people in their outfits. And let's stop for a second with that. These are all real people. Like we talked about on prior shows, this is not a – they're attractive people. Don't get me wrong.
But this is not what the definition of pretty people party is yeah well so this is real people this is people that are not in the best of shape but they're all great people and they're not they're not all 20 to 35 yeah well so i would say walking into the party um like you said it if you were going to classify it everybody was average and normal which that's what i am so i fit right in right so average and normal, which that's what I am, so I fit right in, right? So average and normal. Depends what we're using as average and normal. Well, yeah. What's the scale we're going by here?
A bus with only 10 seats. Oh, there you go. We are normal. Yeah, yeah. See, then I'm going to fit right in. The short ones. The short ones. The face forward or backwards, that's my question. Yeah. And what do the windows taste like? It's your favorite flavor window. Yeah. Well, you know, they told me not to lick them, but they taste so good. Yeah. You know, the primary guy had a lollipop, so he still had that, you know, remnant.
But like you said, as far as real people, you get in there and everyone becomes so attractive in just talking to him because everyone is it was very welcoming every everyone was uh was extremely happy to see i mean right away like i said i i walked in with the amazing vince and and the wonderful donna right see how i did that i swapped that up for you buddy now you're amazing and you're wonderful yeah so uh but i walked in and and so everyone was warm and welcoming.
It was funny because at the party, everyone was talking about, like, how far they came to attend, and I felt like I had the medal. You know, I flew from Utah. Somebody else drove for five hours. I was like, hey, you know. I flew for five hours. I flew for five hours, so we're tied. You know, we're tied. I covered more ground.
no so everybody was uh everybody was really welcoming everybody was warm i really enjoyed uh the host in the very beginning once everyone got there and everyone had a drink uh he went over the uh red yellow green right so he just kind of yeah just protocol just let everyone know basic rules the basic rules of the party. It is technically a BDSM party. So for those who might not be privy to it, you want to explain it, Donna? Because you went through the training. Oh, yeah. When I went through the training, they go through to find your threshold for discomfort and pain.
And if it's green, that's good. If it's yellow, it's like, ooh, it's on the borderline. It's still good.
And then red is stop immediately that's too much yeah if you're doing the bdsm thing yeah yeah you know for me the women use it like when i get close to them yeah like oh it's getting yellow oh you're within kissing distance red which i always i just thought they had to say like red like they were holding up literal stop signs for me like i didn't i didn't know they handed that out yeah like i'd hear other people playing and they were just saying the words me they'd like hold up stop signs they put down and they only had the strips they put down the strips with the spikes in it for me yeah he's gonna pop another toe yeah you don't have that many yeah no it was see i already it was uh it was awesome i met a lovely couple and uh started talking to them and and they've spent some time uh vacationing in utah okay so uh uh well i don't want to use names but no yeah we know but uh but no one needs to know their name is yeah a lovely couple.
Let's back up. That couple you're referring to for the last couple weeks, he had played with Donna a few parties back and was very enamored with her. I don't know why. I wanted to play with his girlfriend, but the timing just didn't happen. Is this the one we always call Stacy? That's the one we call Stacy. She looks like a Stacy. She doesn't look like what her name is. She looks like a Stacy. Anyway, he's been actually sending Thank you. The timing just didn't happen. Is this the one we always call Stacey? That's the one we call Stacey. She looks like a Stacey.
She doesn't look like what her name is. She looks like a Stacey. So anyway, so he's been actually sending me pictures and stuff of her. And it's like, hey, man, it's cool. It's great. So yesterday he had texted me a picture of her or a little video of her sucking a dick. And it's like, wow, I'm jealous. And he goes, oh, you know, don't be jealous. She's, you know, all about that.
And I'm like, that i'm like that's great you know he goes well maybe tonight she'll get some big dick i said hey we're bringing a single man with us and i sent one of the pictures of your chest and he's like so to clarify those pictures of my chest went to donna yeah first i vince does not want cock pictures or check pictures i i've tried to show him when i was here to so he't know I wouldn't be lying. He said, show Donna. She'll tell me you're not full of shit. Yeah. And actually, I don't even ask. I don't care. But no, I got them because I actually sent them to Mickey. Yeah.
You know, to see if Mickey was interested in meeting you. And she's obviously very interested in meeting you. So when I sent the pictures to him, then the boyfriend even got me back. Please, please make sure you introduce him to us. Well, here, just to back off on that or continue on that. Through half the night, the boyfriend kept coming up and he goes, Donna, I have to thank you. I'm like, what did I do for introducing us? Oh, my God. Stacey, I'm using the air codes. Stacey is so happy. Oh, my God. She had such a tough week. You're so stressed, blah. You know, that old thing.
She's so happy now. I mean, throughout the night, thank you, Donna. Thank you, Mom. Really, I didn't do anything. You realize the amount of thanks you usually get every time we're at the party. Yeah, and I'm like, I didn't do anything, though.
I didn't do anything should they should be thanking you well she was she was thanking you for the wonderful husband vince is what it was no no no no that's not it at all i was surprised you skipped over how fast i disappeared once we got there oh yeah we have to do that i just wanted to continue oh no yeah no i was just continuing with what we saw right so so we were going to do the live podcast there, and we get there. And like I said, the host kind of just goes over the rough rules. And again, it was done in such a have fun type of way.
When I say that, I don't want anyone to misinterpret and say, like, oh, everyone sat down and rule number one and rule number two, right it was we didn't stay for the test at the end did we oh no we did we're in trouble it's okay i didn't study i had my eyes closed half the time but i have a cheat sheet i could have passed over yeah so he he's going over the rules and it was awesome and then i thought i i gotta help vince uh bring the stuff down there for the podcast so i look over at uh where vince was and uh vince has the first girl that uh is dying to play with him uh up against the uh the wall and uh making out with her and fingering her and she's already starting to uh scream and so i thought okay well now's not the time to set up cables you know and so they disappeared for a while and so Donna got dressed and I can't even describe her I'm gonna drool on your mic I don't think that's you know like my mouth is already watering an amazing outfit and so you know I wore a nice polo shirt jeans.
And so I just took my shirt off and hope that counted. I just walked around like that. I hope it counted. You know, I don't think it hurt your, I think it kind of helped the advertising. Yeah. No one complained, you know, no one complained. But so, so, uh, Vince, before the party even started, started, you know, went downstairs. And if anyone's listened to this podcast, they all realize, like me, I want to eat pussy as good as Vince. And so now I've got this weird thing. I already told Vince, I don't know how much playing I'm going to do because I got to be taking notes, right?
I got, I got my notepad. I've got a ruler in case I have to draw diagrams. You know, I got graph paper, I'm ready to go. And so Vince disappears and starts playing, and I think, well, shoot, the night hasn't even begun, right? And they all damn near raped him and Donna at the door, you know, I mean. Exaggerating. No, come on. Everyone was excited to see you. And again, to back up a slight skosh, when I told Vince what dates I was coming out, he got ahold of the party host and said, Hey, listen, I'm going to, I'm going to have to cancel. We're, we're not coming. Right.
And they don't generally allow single males. And so the party host got back to Vince and says, what the, you have to come. Why aren't you coming?
And Vince said, Oh, well, we got, we got our number one fan from Utah coming out and and you know we can't bring him he's he's just going to be a single male and uh they said no vince if he's coming with you then then he's allowed and then that's what they told me at the door i shook everyone's hand the real faint print was i don't care what you bring just bring donna well yeah you know if if donna couldn't come it was just like well my buddy's here and donna's away he's like yeah no you guys can't yeah well i mean donna's our ticket in let's be real she's you know she's the only sexy good looking one here now the hostess which was the woman i was playing with the first one um the last one i played with right yes yes okay if i was allowed to go because i'm alone it'd be because of her yeah she's like no he's gonna be here yeah yeah so so vince disappeared and uh he's he's playing which actually was kind of nice because i started talking to uh stacy air quote stacy yeah and uh donna was me.
You know, she was like, had her hand up my shirt going, Oh, my gosh, you know, feel his chest. And then Stacy starts doing it. And then like, she pulls her hand away to stop. And I'm like, No, no, Stacy, you didn't you didn't get enough of feel keep going. Keep going. I like that. And so so then I asked Stacy, right?
Because again, Vince, Iince i was telling you like what's the what's the etiquette there right so everyone's there to play everyone you know consent consensual if ever potential they're there to potentially play yes yes everyone's got to agree right and so uh so i ended up asking her i says well you want to go downstairs and she said yeah And she said, yeah, I'd love to. And so as we're leaving the kitchen, you know, we're walking through like four or five different people. It probably took us 20 minutes to get downstairs. Right. Because again, this is the very beginning of the night.
Everyone's still doing the meet and greet thing. You know what I mean? So I just kind of, uh, had her by her hand and after about 20 minutes of making it through the crowd. we went downstairs and actually when we got downstairs uh vince was just setting up the podcast and we were the only ones downstairs everyone else was still just upstairs mingling no one had started playing yet i mean you know other than the hostess uh raping vince which i never heard a cry for help so i i let him be let him be. She doesn't hurt me too bad. Well, yeah. So I didn't come downstairs to rescue you.
I figured you had it. I forgot the signal flyer. Yeah. Rough through it. So no. So I held her down. I held her down. Yeah. I held her down. No, so I held her hand, and we went downstairs. I mean, she said, hold on, let me get my stop sign first. And so she got that. Let me make sure my red pepper spray is charged. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
down no so i held her hand and we went downstairs i mean she said hold on let me get my stop sign first and so she she got that let me make sure my red pepper spray is charged yeah you know well she knows it's an aphrodisiac right i just thought she brought it like the spunk loop she brought the taser and he goes that little bit of jolt's not gonna bother me yeah that's an inside joke that's, yeah. So, no, it was nice. So we went downstairs, and it's funny because we were walking downstairs, and the setup was amazing.
They had a massage table with a couple of toys laid out on it so you could do it there. They had a bench on it. Spanking bench. A spanking bench.
They had a – They had two massage tables, actually tables actually two or three yeah and uh then they had like a i don't know i'm gonna i'm gonna call it a bench for like working out right uh so you can adjust the back up or down but they had a suction cup dildo on that you know what i mean so that's why my ass hurt yeah well i told you not to sit hard i just said sit slowly oh you know yeah but you didn't say i shouldn't sit there for too long well yeah I don't know.
yeah well i told you not to sit hard i just said sit slowly oh you know yeah but you didn't say i shouldn't sit there for too long well yeah well the vibration turned on and who's really going to get off you know i was doing a podcast from there yeah luckily i had my microphone wire was long but no so we were walking around and i says well where do you want to go do you want to do you want to do this and this and it was funny because she was i think she was as nervous as i was with me right because i would say she's more it was probably more excited than nervous okay so uh so i said where do you want to start and she says uh i don't she more or less said i don't know where do you want to start your face well and so i told her well like this I just picked her up.
I mean, physically just picked her up, wrapped her legs around me and then just carried her in the bedroom. Right. And so started making out with her and, and I don't want to go into too much of the good stuff. Um, yeah, I don't want to, I don't want to keep going. going. Yeah, save that for another podcast. Yeah, yeah. The cheesy podcast. But so we started making out. And then also, all you heard was Donna! Yeah. Oh, man. I'll tell you what. Had a really good time. I guess she knows other languages. She's a prayer. I mean, you know, there was... Spiritual, it's great.
The best part, I think, for me during that experience, Thank you.
um i guess she knows other languages she's a she's a prayer i mean you know there was spiritual it's great the the best part i think for me during that experience was um i actually made a girl sound like vince does you know i mean she was like get off of me you weigh too much yeah yeah and she kept saying jenny craig and i'm like that's you know no i'm doing something different my yeah watchers no no no i i quit that years ago to the show yeah yeah stop sign you know but keto please well so uh so we were playing and she was having orgasm after orgasm really loud, which, you know, it was validating everything I thought I was doing.
Right. I was like, OK, well, what was really nice is, again, so we were outside of Vince being raped two minutes after walking into the door.
I think he was still holding a Pelican case with recording equipment, you know, but so I was actually the first one to play i was the first one to to the first non-vince to play the first non-vince to play right well i'm saying you were raped uh willingly willingly raped you know so but it was it was really hot because so i'm playing with her and she's screaming out orgasms and so i look up and what went from no one's downstairs almost everybody in the entire party was in the playroom just watching yeah well i'm so i'm setting up the you know at the other end of the basement okay it's a basement and there's like a wall and then the other side of the wall that that's put into two rooms there's the the saint andrew's cross and a chair the weight chair you're talking about and then the other half of the room is a bedroom with two king-sized beds and a couch so i'm at the other end away from those rooms setting it all up and i hear some woman screaming now i didn't see you come down with her i never oh okay so you didn't know that was me in there no i didn't know but i i could tell the voice of who it was you know the the female yeah and i'm like and i watch and there's like a whole crowd of people like heading down to the doorway and it happens when something like that's going on especially if there's someone new because all the women want to see like is this something i want to do yeah and they're all down there and like my God.
And then after a whole lot of the screaming got done, they started to filter out a little bit. And they're like, oh, my God, that's so hot. Oh, my God. I'm like, okay, it was Steven. Oh, so you still didn't know it was me in there. No, no. I just assumed because I'm doing a head count, and I'm like, no, he's not there. And, again, I knew you were up there talking to her and everything else, and I could tell it was her voice. Oh, okay. She's got a distinct voice. It was like the American Indian commercial. I had one tear dripping down. That's my boy. I'm so proud of him.
He does listen to the podcast. That's funny because I had one tear dripping down too going, Vince, listen to the noise that she's making. I am your protege. I am worthy of training. You're not starting from ground zero, Vince. Oh, my goodness. But, yeah, so it was super hot. And what was really nice is after a lot of them started filtering out, I think it almost kicked off the play session because everyone that watched us for a little while, because I know. It helps. It's being an icebreaker. Yeah. Like no one, because everybody knows that people are going to come watch at times. Yeah.
So a lot of people, and there was fairly like four or five couples that were brand new to the party and relatively new to swinging too so um you know it's even like the podcast we had a couple people come on but we didn't have a lot like i was hoping to get more people everybody's like oh no i don't you know i don't want to i'm nervous i don't want to talk it's like you're just talking to me just in front of a microphone you'll get naked and fucking suck in front of all these people but you won't talk into a microphone yeah whatever but we still had some good conversation yeah yeah well and it sparked it because like i said it as the crowd dispersed there was people that stayed so like after everyone kind of watched me for a couple of minutes i was focused on what i'm doing but next thing i know i looked up and there was a couple playing on the couch and then there was another couple playing on the bed over there you know and so i played with her um and she had a whole bunch of orgasms and says oh oh my goodness i i i need a break my my pussy is just so sensitive and like i need a break and i was like oh yeah that's fine and so i kind of started getting up because you know i thought and she's like what are you doing i says i i thought you needed i thought you needed a break you know and she's like yeah but you're not going anywhere like i get i don't want to go find you again or have somebody so you're gonna sit here until i'm ready so we can go again because i like i go through that like i went through it numerous times last night with uh the women i could be eating their pussy and they're having a whole bunch of orgasms like oh my god okay i need a break okay and it's like i've been through this before with them so it's like okay so what i do is stop from going directly you know like going after it to just nibble on the inside of their thighs go up kiss their belly a little bit and slowly work where we back down and go right back to what I was doing.
They're like, oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Well, see, it's because you knew what break meant. I just thought break meant, okay, well, she wants to go join the party again. Oh, no. I got up off the bed. I literally got up off the bed, and she grabbed me by my cock. She did.
She grabbed me by my cock, and she's no you don't understand we're still playing i just need to lay here for a minute and pulls me back onto the bed right and then so then just like you're saying vince i'm like oh okay that kind of break so i i started sucking on her boobs and and just lightly rubbing her pussy without touching her clit or anything like that right and it was her was, fuck, her break was like a 30-second break. You know what I mean? And then she's like, go get that paddle that we brought in with us. I'm ready to go again. So she went through like three rounds.
Were you guys playing pickleball? Yeah. Yeah. That's a weird court. I thought I heard this.
It's like, ah ah ah ah it's like wow man like in tennis the women they hit the ball it's like it's just a good shot it's tickle ball it's a little different game yeah so that was it's tickle my balls yeah but there's some there was there was a i can't share it here but i'm dying to share it with you guys so we gotta we gotta discuss uh more detail uh on the page especially with gail We'll just say at the third break she just said no I still want you to fuck me you're rocking my world it's only my pussy that's sore backdoor action well that's for Patreon it's fine they can hear that our fans deserve some level of you know oh yeah's fine.
They can hear that. Yeah, okay. Our fans deserve some level of, you know. Oh, yeah. That's why we're sharing this. But the actual thing that we're going to, you know, on Patreon, you actually get to hear. The one major thing you hear is the one woman I got to do on air. I gave her a microphone. Oh, my God. I'm dying to hear that. And you'll hear I did her. But then four other women came over while I'm doing her and were playing with her tits and kissing her and everything else. So she had five of us on her at one point. Yeah. Well, and I kept trying to join the podcast. So I did.
I would walk over to the podcast table and they'd be talking or interviewing somebody.
And so I would just sit there thinking, OK, well, you know, once they're done with this little discussion i'm gonna jump in and i'm gonna say something and uh i was pulled away i was i was pulled away every every time it was so tough wasn't it it was yeah it was it was tough yeah you know uh there there was another time so i was actually talking to uh a lovely female and uh a gentleman they're they're both there i was actually telling uh don and them so i was talking to the this uh lovely couple i thought it was a couple they yeah you know but so we're sitting there talking and uh i ended up asking i says i would i would love to go in the the bedroom with you but being at my first party and i know there's etiquette so while i was talking to her there was another gentleman that was running his hand up and down her back um you know just kind of kissy with her and stuff and so out of respect i'm thinking okay you know i want to ask this girl if she'd like to play but obviously i felt like this guy wants to play you know what i mean i'm i'm the second guy there to approach the situation here with her so i'm like you know where's this going so i sat there and talked to him thinking okay they're gonna go play uh and then i'll ask her if she wants to play so we're having a lovely conversation but like 20 minutes into the conversation i'm thinking all right buddy make your fucking move because i'm dying to ask her to play right and so then i thought well you know what i as long as you deliver respectful i don't you know i'm okay hearing no right like and so they were just talking i told her i said listen i would love to play with you but i think dude's uh interested in playing the same thing so why don't the both of us take you into the playroom and she says oh i love that idea i love that so i asked gentleman i said are you okay with that and he says yeah yeah i think that's great you know and so uh just like the first girl um he starts walking to the playroom and i just picked her her up and carried her.
I have a tendency of, like, I guess I just pick him up and take him in with me. It's your Neanderthal. Yeah, a little Neanderthal. It's like, come here. And puts her, carries her, drags her. Me, fuck woman. You don't drag them by their ankles because they'll fill up with sand. Yeah.
was what was really hot so i picked her up and i i carried to the i carried her to the other edge of the bed and it was only like two feet because i was holding her kind of low or anything you know but i said i'm gonna drop you and however you land we're gonna fuck the shit out of you and she was like oh my god that's never happened so i i you know it dropped her dropped on the floor yeah she got a concussion but no and we fucked her crazy literally yeah she was unconscious but you know it's like hey blood makes a half decent lubricant yeah but the blood from when she dropped it.
The head wound. It's fine. It's fine. You lost a few teeth on that one. Well, that's a party. Is that a party? I can fuck the gap of your teeth now, baby. So that was hot. So that was hot. The last part she was like, she's an attractive woman.
Oh, yeah attractive woman oh yeah but she didn't catch my eye but last night some i think she had her hair different first of all or something like last night when i saw her for her first you know first time last night it's like damn who invited her and i didn't realize it was the same one it's the same oh yeah yeah she was she was wearing the black dress she had her hair pulled back into a ponytail last think. Because she went right downstairs. They had tied her up in the doorway and blindfolded her. And there was like four people. Just like they did. They put her on the St. Andrews Cross.
But they had her tied up in a doorway last time. And everybody was grabbing vibrators, making her fucking cum and shit last time. And they did it this time. But this time on the St. Andrews Cross after you were done. Yeah. Or before. don't know and and she was a lot of fun because like she uh she wanted to get fucked and she knew how she wanted to be fucked so i i picked her up and i dropped her on the bed and i i started eating her pussy and and uh there was actually a toy in there so i grabbed the toy and so i'm um using the dildo on her and uh eating her.
And she had a bunch of orgasms, and she was giving the other guy a blowjob. And so after about her third orgasm, she damn near pushes the other guy out of her mouth and leans up and says, fuck me now. And I was like, yes, ma'am.
I'm here to please and so i i start fucking her and she like leans up and wraps her arms around my neck and she's like going oh my god your chest oh my god your chest and she's eating my chest and i'm fucking the shit out of her and here's this dude that like kind of got pushed off and i'm thinking like oh yeah like okay i didn't you know so uh so i fucked her like that gave her gave her a couple good strong orgasms you know and then i told the guy i'm like dude jesus christ you gotta feel her pussy dude it feels amazing it's wet and the guy says yeah i've watched all the orgasms he gave her i gotta try that now you know and so so was he taking notes what uh not very good ones he actually he he seemed like he was really good with his mouth but uh well donna's played with him so yeah but we did a one-on-one so it's a little bit more of a like we could concentrate on each other i think like being in that environment it might have been like wasn't sure where to go with things or what the flow was.
I think it did kind of throw them off a little bit, sharing like that, right? Which I think it's because, so. Well, you know what part of the problem is, last night, was the fact that, one, you're fresh meat. Two, you're in better shape than anyone else in there. Anyone there. You know, you're a good-looking guy.
else so you caught all the women's eye yeah you did and so see all the guys automatically are going oh fuck yeah the guys don't want you there because you look like you do if you came in looking like me they're like big deal now they hate me because they know what i do to them but um well the part that I found was interesting is so after I got done playing with the first girl, right? So she's just like, yeah, let's go get a drink. And so she just stayed naked and walked upstairs. And so I start putting my underwear and pants on because I was going to leave my shirt off.
But I was going to put my underwear and pants on. But again, but again without being my first party you know there wasn't any other dudes at the time walking around naked a lot of the chicks were so like where is that i just wanted to be respectful right so i start i start putting my pants on and she's like what the fuck are you doing and then i says oh i was just gonna put my pants on i wasn't gonna get's like, oh, no. She's like, you stay in your underwear and you go upstairs and see what happens. And I was like, okay, you know. So I just got in my skippies and then walked upstairs.
And it's funny because you're saying I caught the look of all the girls. I actually didn't see that at all. I did notice when I walked upstairs in nothing but my underwear, a lot of the guys went, fuck that guy. Like, I saw it in their eyes. They instantly hated me, you know. I'm sitting there. I was sitting at the table. I was having a little snack there.
Well, I'm sitting and you know you came by and you know i could recognize your voice and um the hostess came up to you and goes so you know she was looking right she goes do you know your underwear is on inside out yeah he goes no i didn't know she goes well you could take them off right now and switch around he goes no it's okay She said, no, no, she should really take him off right now. I started to choke it on my food. It's okay. He said, no, no, you should really take him off right now. I started to choke it on my food. It looked like there's a sausage stuffed in your underwear.
It's poking out like, you know, four inches. It's like, oh, somebody was having fun and still is. He's still in the moment. You turn around, you hit somebody in the face. Oh, sorry, man. See, that's why men generally get dressed and they don't walk around naked. It's like, I didn't need you to stir my drink, but thanks. If someone taps you on the shoulder, you don't look. You look the other way, you go, what do you want? It might not be his finger.
Well, it's funny because after that, she went and sat sat on the couch and so after i made my way through the kitchen and she was like oh yeah you can just take them off here and reverse them now but you said i'm thinking and all the women yeah yeah i'm thinking well there's there's enough dudes at the table that don't want to see my cocks all you know i mean not that any any of them cared generally none of them really need to see someone's cock yeah yeah i mean but so i thought well i'll just go do it somewhere else you know i mean not that any any of them cared generally none of them really need to see someone's yeah yeah i mean but so i thought well i'll just go do it somewhere else you know but i ended up walking into the living room after that and the hostess was sitting there and so i sat down and i started talking to her and she kind of leans back and and i said why aren't you playing you're gorgeous you should be playing right now and she said something like oh well uh because no one's taking me downstairs uh yet you know what i mean i was going to let them and i said what are you talking about you get to pick whoever you want you know i says you ought to take somebody downstairs and then she ended up saying is that where i'm going to take you or something to that effect and i was like oh okay and then she started talking about she got a new uh piercing yep oh she put a new piercing and she said she thought of me when she got it so she says oh yeah and so uh one of the other gentlemen there uh that what i'll call host number two the male host number two so uh he's like yeah we'd love to see and i said yeah i'd love to see it and so she went into her bedroom and laid down on the bed and and started showing us her piercing and i told her i says god you got a gorgeous pussy can i would you be okay if i if i kiss your pussy right you know and uh she says yeah yeah that'd be great so i i started eating her out and the other guy just turns around and says something to the effect of, I watch you fuck downstairs.
This is going to be a good time. And so he just sat there and watched for a little bit and then he left. So now it's just me and the hostess and, uh, I'm eating her pussy on her bed. And she says, all right, I I've, I've got a feeling inside me. We, we get a fuck.
okay yeah no problem did you want to go downstairs did you want to you know because again keep the mess down there yeah yeah and she says oh no i want to i want to fuck you in my bed and so i was like okay oh okay yeah you know and so we started we started fucking uh in her bed and then we probably fucked for 10 minutes on her bed and that's when she's like all right we need to go downstairs because you need to put me on the spanking bench and i was like oh okay yeah let's do that so we got up and we went downstairs and and she got on the spanking bench and uh so i ended up uh grabbing uh some spunk lube okay and and one of the toys and so i kind of stood in front of her and she sucked my dick while i while i spanked her and uh used it used a toy with some spunk lube on it and she had an incredible orgasm oh she's great she's great when she comes oh yeah yeah she so she had an incredible guttural oh when she comes she's like oh it's like yes it's like yeah it's it's hot yeah it's super hot so i've been told so yeah shut up yeah so so she's on the spanking bench and has a couple orgasms and and she says hey we need to go to the bed because i need to swallow your cock and i was like oh okay so i was just thinking i was looking at my time it's like wow you know it is um hostess swells my cock time yeah you know did you hear my phone i almost missed the alarm i'm glad you think why do we remembered okay yeah yeah so the nice part was though is we went in there and uh so she starts sucking my dick and i told her i i says hey we you know we gotta fuck again you know and she says no i just need your cock in my mouth and so she she sucked my cock and had me put my legs up and was uh doing something that i've never had done to my balls before uh jesus christ i wanted to see what it was so i could tell other girls to do it but i couldn't keep my eyes open i they just kept rolling in the back of my head i was like what what the fuck is happening you know your legs were like up in the air yeah yeah well just like if if a guy is going to eat a girl out he'll he'll have her on her back and he'll put his his uh his hands i guess and by her knees back yeah back of the knee yeah so she had me on my back and and both hands pushed you know my legs up with her hands on the back of her knees.
Yeah, back of the knee. I'm taking notes over here. Hold on. Yeah, so she had me on my back, and both hands pushed, you know, my legs up with her hands on the back of my knees and just went to town on my balls. And again, I don't know what the fuck she did, but I can't ever tell a girl to replicate it because I couldn't keep my fucking eyes open. Well, the fun part would be keep trying until you get to it. Yeah. there you go. So that was a hell of a really good time, you know. And so we got done playing there and then went back up to the party.
And Jesus Christ, Donna is by far the most beautiful woman in there. I thought so. Oh, by far. Oh, that outfit you had on?
So when we donna up to go to the party she was wearing a dress and i thought my god she looks amazing and that wasn't even the outfit no like what she wore to the party was sexy enough and then she comes out in this black bikini with some straps and and some mesh i mean you know something that you felt like you could really get a grip on and pounder really really hard it was it was amazing it was it was the kind of sexy outfit you don't even take off right you just pull the tits out of the top yeah and you move the panties to the side because the outfit added to the god damn and that was actually one we got from a playmate of of ours or mine for for my birthday.
Please justify that. Well, we both know him, but for my birthday, he also got me two t-shirts as a trophy wife on it. So now both Vince and I have... They're participation trophies. That's fine. They're not really earned. We just got married. It's's a participation play. Right. But it's funny that those trophy, husband, trophy, wife, we did not give them to each other. It was from other people giving us T-shirts. Yeah, Mickey gave me mine, and one of your playmates gave me yours.
But no, it was surprisingly, going into it as nervous as I was and not knowing what to expect, it was surprisingly a friend gathering first. I mean, it was a friend gathering in between playing and everyone's just talking and introducing themselves and having a really good conversation. And I think that was the coolest dynamic or part of it, right? Is because it was so laid back, and it was just so welcoming and warming. You know what I mean? And so it was... Yeah, it was. And I told you, I had described it just that way to you before we went there. And I said to relax.
You don't need to be nervous. Everybody's going to be welcoming. You're either going to be, people are going to want to play with you or they're not. And you'll know. There's not going to be any gray area. And I told you, but it's just a group of friends getting together. Some do the BDSM thing. Some people just fuck. There's no right or wrong.
It's just what there is um and uh yeah it was uh the interesting part don and i have done this a few times and talked about it um you know when we do these shows we'll come up with a topic but we don't talk about it till we're on air to keep it all fresh yeah so you came out of that out of the party last night on fucking oh i was on cloud 12 you went I think we got home at 2 a.m. Yeah, 1.30, whatever. Yeah, I laid awake until 4 o'clock on the biggest high I've ever had. I could not go to sleep. But the whole way home in the car, it's an hour ride for the better part of an hour.
And Stephen kept wanting to be like, oh, but when this, it's like, no, shh. Don't talk. We don't talk about it. I can't talk about the podcast. Save it for the podcast. Save it for the podcast. It's like, oh, yeah, you're right.
And then when when this and it's like no shh don't talk we don't talk about the podcast save for the podcast save for the podcast it's like oh yeah you're right but then when this happened it's like but man this one girl is like yep save for the podcast yeah how do you guys do this i said we just it it's tough different times you know but uh you know so it's uh it was interesting yeah it was a a good time and so but it was So did you have a good time? Do I need to ask? Oh, I had an amazing time. What's that? I'm still the biggest slut. Oh, yes, you are. I had four women. Oh, I have four women.
Did you? I thought you had three. No, I ended up having four. Oh, okay. One. One, two, three. Yeah, maybe it was just the three that's what you described that's what i'm going by that yeah yeah maybe it was maybe it was just the three which is still i'm sure that there's a lot more women that it's just a matter of time that's the problem is i mean i could have yeah well the two women i was talking to before we left both of them were complaining to me i didn't get to play with play with you. I didn't get to play with you. So they said, next party. I was like, okay.
Yeah, see, no one ever said that to me. You're not like you can make it to the next party easily. Yeah. Not that you couldn't make it, just not easily. Yeah. But Stephen's looking into contacting the host and going, if I come out here again, can I just stay with you? It saved me so much time. It would. Well, like I said, I at least know the three girls I played with. The first one, I feel like I left a pretty good impression. I mean, she was talking about driving two hours. She says, oh, when do you leave? And I said, on Tuesday.
She was like, like oh that leaves sunday and that leaves sunday and monday and i'm not doing anything on monday you know i said yeah sounds good come on down we'll shoot some content well you know i'm sorry you are doing something you're doing steven well so prior to the party too i found it steven's like I'm just going to follow you around and take notes. So you got to witness my prowess. Yes. I'll use that word. So you used some colorful descriptions. So, again, we've had some people on here that I played of some women, the guys I kill. Oh, God. No, he showed me the bodies.
There's not that many of them yeah i didn't start to stack up i didn't put that much lime down so they can still see them yeah um but um so you know he's heard and so he actually got to witness and prove that what has been said yes is verified yeah oh yeah yeah it's i like when you were saying about like when you were in the the same room with me and that one woman at the end the last one you played with the hostess oh yeah it was distracting yeah so vince has asked donna before and she's lied every time and said no it wasn't distracting oh of shit. No, I find it entertaining.
I like listening to what's going on over there. But it's not distracting. Well, it might be now that I think about it. I think, okay, so for the female, you're doing it. I don't think it's distracting in a bad way. No. It was me thinking, God, I want my girl to make those noise. I'm going to switch it up. You know what I mean? My girl's not making those noise. Maybe she doesn't. Yeah. Yeah. But she just doesn't. You don't know. But that was actually fun, though, being in the same room while you were playing on one bed and I was playing on the other.
Because so Vince's head was preoccupied and I could only see the back of it. But if he looked over i was i was trying to air five them and uh like you know throw up fist pumps and everything like that you know you heard the rapid fire of this woman that was going so i was busy and you know yeah yeah she uh and again i that was the woman that i wanted to play with the when I first got there because I didn't get to play with her last party. And she gets overlooked. She's a gorgeous woman. She's a larger woman. But she's gorgeous. She's sweet. She's gorgeous.
And so when I got there, you know, I got distracted right off the bat with the hostess. And then I started to set up the podcast and everything else. So I didn't get to get to her right away. But as soon as the podcast was done, I found her. I was like, we're going downstairs, we are i said i didn't forget she was good so but uh yeah no she um yeah yeah she was kind of at the end she was with us again she's like how the fuck do you do that oh every girl that left that room with, you physically helped them walk back up the stairs. I thought it was the funniest thing, you know.
I was saying, do you need any help? And they said no, and then they'd skip three steps all the way back up. I was like, fuck, I can't even run that fast upstairs. My goodness, you know. What I do love, though, is this morning I was telling Vince, I was like, goddammit, Vince, I only made him talk in Aztec tongue, but you had him speaking alien Egyptian or something, you know. But he did say he got a comment, something about, hey, yeah, your protege down there is doing a very good job, you know. So I felt somewhat vindicated, you know.
The one surprise for me last night, this is i told you there's something i wanted to talk about but i couldn't last night on the trip home um so there's that older woman um you know she's going to be 70 she said a couple weeks yes gorgeous woman you know a very nice body uh you know if you didn't you probably wouldn't guess if you look at her body that she's 70 no no not at all she's pretty spry the one in the white yeah yeah yes yep so she was sitting there with her husband on the massage table next to the podcast and uh that's before we had started the podcast so some of the other women had filtered over and were hanging out with us and donna was talking with them too and everything else.
And somehow they started talking about my pussy-eating prowess. And this woman was like looking at me like, ooh, yeah. She goes, I've heard about you. She goes, you know, the stories, you know. And I said, eh. So we kept talking, and she just like kept looking at me. I said, well, I said, you know, if you want a sample, I'd love to, you know, show you some attention. She goes, yes. So her husband's like, good, I want to watch this. So he said that for, and then in three seconds grabbed Donna and went over, got a blowjob. But so she.
Well, in his defense, he said, you know, he thought, oh, I want to watch this. And he walked over and he's like, yeah, I'll never be able to replicate that. So Donna, where are you? Where are you at? Well, he did when he when he got done.
And I he walked over and he's like yeah i'll never be able to replicate that so donna where are you where are you at well he did when he when he got done i was still and he was like holy shit that was erotic because well anyway so i start on her you know and i would say she has some experience well first of all let me start she has a gorgeous body yeah yeah the skin on or in and around her pussy was the smoothest i don't mean this in a pedophile way but it was like baby skin it was soft smooth it was sweet and she doesn't have like a big meaty pussy it was a nice little tiny little inner lips and clit but i made it sing and in no time at all i had her you know speaking in tongues and coming and you know uh so she was nothing was like okay no moss no moss i need some energy for you she goes but we're gonna play again i said okay cool but she's like holy fuck and her husband was like that was very erotic to watch i have something to add to that when you were doing the other girl on the show she came up from behind behind you couldn't see what she was doing and she's doing two thumbs up and pointing to you and two thumbs up yeah she's like oh my god it was awesome she's mouthing like oh my god i thought i saw like a football banner she was waving too with his name on it.
It was, like, number one. She had a big rubber, or a big foam finger. All the women around her were doing the wave. Yeah. That was kind of funny. Yeah, I got to jump back to something. I had no idea that you were giving blowjobs last night, Donna. Just the one guy. That was it.
Well, because when the host came over and you sucked his dick for a little bit oh yeah yeah i did do that yeah because when i asked i got maced and i was like shut up you didn't even ask yeah like vince told vince told me she thinks it's an aphrodisiac for us you know well it's an aphrodisiac for her yeah yeah to spray someone with mace no it's funny because i wanted the i wanted to approach you to play but we were talking earlier and you said well i don't know how much i'm really gonna be able to play because i get to focus on the podcast and you know what i mean you get her for the next couple days yeah you had you had you know it's like hey i have i was gonna say meat wolf but i want to degrade you too much.
Spam. I'm spam. You know I'm spam. No, I mean, it's like, hey, I have a nice dinner at home, you know, but I get to go to a buffet that's like lobster and, you know, stuff I don't normally get, you know, but I have a nice steak at home. It's still good. Cheese steak. Yeah. It's a fake shit, you know, it's not really steak. It's more of a gristle and cheese whiz out of the can. That works for me. The roll is stale. The roll is stale. You know, the lettuce is welded. Tomatoes, damn, just rotted. I'm sounding more appealing all the time. I know. Are you hungry? The sauce gives you heartburn.
But anyway, back to the buffet. You're not going to see these other women for how long? Maybe never. Maybe never. I mean, next time he comes out, there might not be a party scheduled. Yeah, who knows? Well, like I said, I was... He's not going to coordinate with us. He's going to coordinate with the host. He's just like, hey, Vince, the host says that I should come visit in October on this weekend. If that's what you and the host have decided. No, like I was telling you, I'm going to come out. It's like I told Vince, this is like my Graceland, man.
I've been listening to you guys forever and and just the appeal of of real real people right and and the entertainment factor and you just want us for the dogs yeah well yeah oh my god that was too funny the dogs have really taken yeah yeah i'm a i'm i'm a dog lover so i think i took to them first i made them like me yeah right i cover myself in in beef gristle I get it peanut butter they only howled we're not gonna talk where he's putting it though yeah i told him don't do the chunky that just hurts yeah yeah we said they were very sleeping with you last night yeah yeah oh my god we never let our dogs sleep well i'm allergic i can't yeah i love dogs i love dogs i just am your body yeah pet am your body yeah no one of them slept by my feet and the other one slept by my head and and they'd rotate during the night you know what i mean and so no it was great i i have i have dogs at home but they're beagles so they're they're smaller dogs they don't take up a lot of room in a california king-sized bed oh there you go so so they sleep with us all the time so i'm you know i'm used to how they got enough room it's like a queen to themselves and yeah yeah basically so but uh yeah no it's uh the party was a lot of fun it was it was like i said i got to do the hostess first then i did the beautiful older woman then i did the woman on air then i did the other woman at the end which was the one that was distracting you yeah i didn't know who was next to me at first because you know i'm just busy doing my thing you know and but i could tell it was the hostess because of the noise she makes it's like oh i know who that is um i helped her make those noises and uh but then at one point like the one i was with needed a break, so I just kissed the insider's thigh, and I looked over, and all I could, because it wasn't a well-written room, I saw your necklace, and I went, oh, okay, I know who that is.
Yeah, you know what you're doing? Yeah, no, that was, I had a very, very good time. A very good time. That's going to go down to one of your top experiences? Yes. It'll never be beat. Bucket list? Never say it won't be beat. Say you come out for another party. Now you know everybody. They're going to install a sign for you like they do at the delis, you know, now serving number. They're going to give you the wheel to hand out the tickets.
Well, the best part is, too, is I spent a lot of time talking to the host he's a big diver and both him and the hostess yep and we've got some a really cool uh lava tube that's that's filled up with natural water or natural spring water and it's really cool diving they actually certify people there and stuff and so we were we were talking about that. But I felt like I became friends with a lot of these people.
So, I mean, like you said, I would feel like if I were to come out again, which I will, and there would be another party scheduled, I sort of feel like after last night, you'd be like, hey, Steve's back in town. Would you mind if he came and and they would they would probably say do you have to bring him and then you'd say yes and then they'd say well can he stay outside and then you're gonna say no because he's not housebroken so it's better for him out there but he comes again come when he gets here i'm taking him to a buffet and say eat eat, motherfucker.
Here, here's fatty food, here's cake, here's pies. Eat everything you can, as much as you can, then we'll go drink. It's an ambush. Don't do it. But I think I'd be invited back. Definitely. I think so. Not by us.
not by you guys well and if maybe if the husbands had something to say probably no either probably not but the women i'm told are getting together and trying to have a all-girl party and just invite you i wouldn't be i wouldn't be a bit surprised you'd be the first one to say i'm going yeah i i haven't sampled steve yet no i'm fine yeah chance yeah we'll be doing that uh all day today yeah surely we gotta you know wrap this up and you know you're gonna want to shower shit and shave maybe not shitting in the shower yeah i got him confused i didn't put the the uh trash compactor thing in the garbage disposal in the shower yet for you oh that's so wrong like you're the one doing it yeah well yeah but no it's it's uh it was it was a good time i'm just glad i finally listened listen to donna and uh what well yesterday when we got to the party you you told me you said steve you just have to take your shirt off and you're gonna be just fine yeah you're gonna be just fine because i was nervous i was like what if they don't like me they they all know each other so you know who wants to talk to the new guy and get to know them they're just gonna want to play because they already have relationships and they're and you just said just take your shirt off you're gonna you'll be just fine i thought i thought no there's there's no way and then you had a stacy uh you says oh yeah just put your hand up under his shirt just feel his just feel his abs just feel and she's like oh my god and well at the end there she's like jumping up on you and you know we're in the laundry room oh yeah so she she's coming up she's coming up to say goodbye in the laundry room and and she jumped up on me and i think i sat her down on the on the washing machine and and uh fingered her pussy a little bit and and kissed her neck and uh she was like yeah yeah and then she's like her boyfriend probably couldn't wait to get her back to their home so he could get some yeah i think he took some pictures of your face.
He's just going to have them printed and just hold it up like a little mask for him and you. No, no. I think it would be like the abs. We'll just take a picture of that and just wear it like as a vest. Well, Halloween, they got those like plastic chests you can get. I'm going to have to get one. And then like next party, I'm just going to say, I'm Steve.
well that's hysterical that that's what was nice so her and all the girls i played with um they'd uh they'd say put me on my back and fuck me so i just put them i just thought that was their favorite position and they would i would just put them on their back and they were just rubbing my my abs in my chest like the entire time and i was like i think it's helping them to orgasm so okay we'll just go with that yeah you know i mean the host is in decent shape but you know you you had you know like most of us were just not yeah we're we're the average husband so yeah but you know you put the time in at the gym because back problems and that whole thing so you kind of have to it's like physical therapy so yeah you know it's not for ego it's it's for actual health reasons so it pays off yeah this happens to be a well it helped him with his dick health oh well i mean yeah going to the gym and eating healthy this is just a side effect like you said because it, because it really is for my back.
I've got a really messed up back from an accident a long time ago, and almost my bottom three vertebraes almost just don't exist. And so the stronger I can keep my core, the less weight I carry in my back. So really looking like I do and having my abs is really just a side effect of i want to be able to walk tomorrow with not excruciating pain it's always painful right but i just want to be able to walk and it's so yeah it's just a side effect of that so i'm looking at you my pain comes from yeah yeah no matter how much i work out i I'm still married. He's such a wise ass.
That's a weight I can't lift, enough weights to get strong enough to carry that. Yeah. I'm such a burden for him. Amen, sister. Preach it. Amen. Shut up. Can I get a witness? But no, this has been great, being on the podcast. I played with my titties during the intro because, you know. I played with your titties, too. Yeah, and one, I'm playing with her titties right now, and she's playing with my titties. People are aware that it's very common for us, as the intro is playing, that when it gets to the part, they're like, hi, I'm Donna Lynn. Welcome to my Hot White Podcast.
Donna used to, like, once in a while, would, like, grab her tits, and then I started doing it, like, and just mimic what she's saying steve had heard about that and he caught right on well yeah being the number one fan they discussed that in episode one in about two minutes episode 14 at 22 minutes and then 37 minutes again it was come on people just listen okay it's all out there it's all out there it's recorded for your listening whatever yeah yeah we all stuttered on pleasure for your listening uh free listening yeah yeah looking around looking around the studio none of us had a word to go after that no is it it's it's free that's it now i get something else to do yeah yeah it's free so you could listen to the show and go god my life isn't so bad i'm not them yeah and i didn't at once accidentally make a gay thing when we were driving home last night and and vince was like so how's it been i said vince i told you this is like my graceland you know and coming to you at the party i feel like i got to fucking to to strum Elvis's guitar you know you go there and I broke in through the the red fence instead of looking I just went and then strung it you know what I mean and he was like yeah on the podcast tomorrow don't say you strung my guitar just don't don't say or I think I said I played with played with the ivories and you're like yeah you can't say that.
I just dare say you carried my guitar case. That doesn't sound gay. I blew the skin flute. No, no. I just drummed his string. Yeah. Jesus Christ. My goodness, he was so fucking bad. I opened up his gates. I went right into Graceland. Oh, yes. I entered the gates. Gosh, you dirty hound dog. Made my way up his dirty driveway. Oh, yes. That's where that song came up, you dirty hound dog. I opened up his front door and just went out the back door. We're talking about penis, people.
In case you didn't know, this't grace but here's a sad part there might be some guy wasn't going oh my god it's so hot we're power to him yeah i only listen for vince to make that voice i just like to think there is a chance that maybe the straight thing is just the front yes it's just a facade flawless people i'm over here actually trying to make a gay voice and uh he's looking around the room while he does it i'm like he's not even trying Just something that happens, and then I get the mannerisms going. Oh, he's got the mannerisms. Jesus Christ, I'll tell you. Something else.
There's something going on there. It's too fucking natural. Am I right? There's something going on there. You have to get the head gestures. Oh, my God. And the eyes roll. And the hands. And just go with what's natural. What feels like just should be. See, now you know why I was so drunk on Monday when you got home from work. Because I wasn't going to be able to fuck him sober. Yeah. Well, actually, the idea was for me to fuck him. I just drank more. You know? So I was like, yeah, you know. Tonight's a new night. Yeah. We're going to try again. I got a couple bottles of bourbon. A few.
One or two. A few, yeah. Maybe three. I think I counted three. I have one bottle for every fan. Yeah. So when I went to the States store, I a couple bottles uh the other day um for your visit yeah oh we put them up on the counter and i just said to the lady at the counter she's like looking at him she looks up at me i said is that enough for the weekend she goes i hope so she was you having a party i said no no just a friend she goes, you got some good choices here. I said, oh, I know. I said, it's just going to be part of my 60, 70 bottles. She goes, oh, you're a collector?
I said, no, I'm a drinker. I'm a drinker. She goes, you drink everything you have? I said, yeah. It's good to have it if you can't drink it.
And the first drink that I gave this gentleman when he got here was pappy oh you got the pappy van winkle was the first you know well that's been sitting on the shelf for a few years a few years it's 12 year old anyway so that means the youngest bourbon in there is 12 yeah no it was there's some bourbon knowledge for you if you buy a 14 year bottle of scotch or bourbon whatever the youngest when they mix it from different casks and what have you right the youngest bourbon in there is that age so you might be buying a 12 year or 14 year old you know says aged that means the youngest one is 14 years there could be 20 year old bourbon mixed in there with it okay yeah which speaking of bourbon for uh for again i've yeah it's 11 30 man well i was i was gonna say speaking of bourbon right wanted to reach out and we ought to we ought to tell our friend now see i'm already uh claiming mr africa or south africa as a my friend because i'm just such a huge fan of the podcast and you guys you guys are always uh talking about him right so i i feel like i have that you know he's a friend through a friend sure but uh we're a community me and vince tried a new bourbon together actually and very very well pleased.
Almost had hints of like an iced tea. Yeah, it was very mellow. It was good. What bourbon is that? It's right down there on the floor. The most empty one. The most empty one. Yes, it's a contradiction, is what it says. Contradiction's the brand. With the elephant on it? Yeah, with the elephant standing on the barrel, yeah.
Okay, that's what that is yeah from from my perspective it looks like a naked man bent over with his butt hanging out someone torny yeah what the fuck and i'm not talking about steven and vince that's where i sign off donna get on the couch but uh yeah so no that's your there's your bourbon knowledge for today's show yeah so but uh yeah no so you know the party was good you had a good time very good it surprised you yeah yeah i was very surprised at how uh well number one i was very surprised at how welcoming everybody was.
Number two, was really surprised at how well i was received but again uh without pulling any punches here uh you know you've been told by the host and anyone else can sign up to go to the party and uh through all their friends if somebody doesn't sign up no one gets a personal phone call right you guys don't sign up for the party and you why in the fuck are you not coming right so like everyone's looking forward to seeing vince and donna so when i say i was well received i mean i'm you know i i kind of went in there as a your guy you know your guy's friend so instantly right away uh credibility i had credibility you know what i mean but i think that the biggest surprise of the party is how how pleasurable it was in and out of the play sessions you know i mean you go there and and obviously you go there and you're thinking the best time is going to be when you're downstairs in the bedroom or you've got a girl on the spanking bench you know what i mean like you feel like there's going to be those highs and then there's going to be i don't want to call them lows but you're you're going to you're going to be at this steady state of conversation then you get this high because you play with the girl and then you come back down the whole fucking thing was a high i mean the whole fucking thing was a high because even when you weren't playing somebody else was and like you said just as much as people came in and watched when i played it was so erotic to see these other other couples playing right and like to the point where i found myself thinking like i don't even want to get in and ask to play in that situation.
Cause the situation itself didn't need anything else to get any hotter. Right. It didn't, it didn't need me to get in there. It's almost like I was, I was, I I'm part voyeur too. Right. So I've got to tickle that thorn. Right.
So it's not just a, I've got to be a part of the action uh to feel satisfaction just just watching and and uh what was going on was was incredibly hot you know and then seeing uh you guys uh doing the podcast and how well that was being received and the interaction that you guys were getting on the podcast like i said i went over like four different times uh you know but somebody else was talking i just wanted you wanted to wait my turn and then i i wanted to give my take on it um but here you are but but then a little something caught my eye you know where's cock which yeah so and now i've seen our luxurious studio yeah it's so luxurious you know i'm sure he had this picture in his head was in the pocket i was like wow it must be a really nice place really this is one step above a fucking shed in the backyard it is one step above it really is no no come on two steps two steps need some two donna steps actually i mean those are really small steps so so we'll go two.
There's something that while you were talking, I was thinking I wanted to talk about real quick. I actually wanted to ask you something, though, Vince. Realizing that, again, right, I feel like we've known each other for a long time as much as we've talked. And we've already had this established friendship.
And then was so nice just spending time just hanging out and talking to you but i want to hear your take on how you thought i did at the party because again i spent a lot of time talking to you about about what's the uh well like number one people right it's respect so as long as you're respectful and that's what I told Vince, I said, Hey, as long as you're respectful, I don't think I could go wrong, but there's probably a bunch of unsaid rules that, that, uh, it's not breaking a respect boundary. It'd be breaking a play party boundary or something.
And so, yeah, I just wanted to get your take on Oh, yeah i just wanted the to get your take on oh thank you i wanted to get your take on uh let me unmute my mic i thought you guys might want some water so there's thank you but no i wanted to get your take on number one not just how uh do you think i i i didn't receive but again you i think you watched me play with two of the or didn't really watch me play but but as you were coming in and out of the bedroom no i didn't watch you play with anyone um i heard you play with a well i heard the first woman you played with but that was the whole house heard the first one yeah yeah the whole house i think heard that woman i was around the block heard her yeah um which is really good because i just kept saying what would vince do you know and then the screams got louder and i said what would vince do and then the screams got louder and vince would just disappoint her um but um disappoint her so good though so good it wouldn't just be a normal disappointment.
Wait, when they're saying, oh, God, isn't it like, oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Different sounding. Same words. When's this fucking going to end? Dear God. Oh, God. No. You nailed it last night. I don't mean in the sexual side. Yeah, you did. But I did do that. Yeah, you did that too. No, you went in, you showed respect, you established friendships, relationships, trust, which is what you have to do, even if you go in as a couple.
And, you know, because, you know, you've known these people now maybe an hour and you're like, okay, I'm going dick in you you know yeah that doesn't happen naturally like you could go to a bar find a drunk chick and yeah okay but um these are people that are for the most part sober uh yeah um and no the first two girls that i played with her early enough in the night yeah no no one was no no one gets no one was even buffed yeah no one gets too inebriated um but you did that you were respectful with it like you were the the mates were fine with it um you know you were cordial to everyone you know wasn't like you know it's like oh well that one doesn't meet my criteria i'm not going to talk to that one or whatever.
No, everyone, you know, I heard no negative. Yeah, exactly. And see, the host is, and he and I are good. So if there was an issue, he would have come up to me. And I told him, if there is a problem, you let me know, and we're out, you know. um i said you know from what i know steven where i've spent a lot of time talking with him and everything else but first time we meet face to face um i i'm guessing from what i know that it it's going to be all good and you nailed that um so i had no doubts but um you know he didn't come up to me and like, uh, dude, you need to get him to fuck out of here.
Um, if he would have said that, it would have been because dude, he's going after all the pussy I want, you know, but, um, no. And you, you know, he, he said, yeah, he told me it was really, he's like, if he, if he's ever back out here, we have a party, bring him. Oh, cool. Okay, yeah. Because like I said, I know when we were driving home last night, I felt good because, like you said, Donna, like you were getting the validation from. Oh, yeah, Stacey's boyfriend. He's like, I'm getting thanked for something I didn't even do. Oh, thank you for bringing Stacey. Yeah, thanks for what I do.
That's true, too. That's true, too. I mean, but.
Yeah, but so, no no it just felt more validating that like okay yeah you know what i mean like i i held my own i guess maybe is it the way to say it you did your own thing you're not in a competition you have to hold your own it wasn't yeah yeah you had fun you made the the women you were with have happy yeah yeah it's all matters man i said the only slightly not and i wouldn't even call it awkward part because air filters filtered out a lot of the mace in the air that was sprayed i was gonna say it wasn't that bad for us my eyes didn't burn that bad mine didn't swell up as much as they normally once they started hitting me you know then that was normal but did did they get all the twinkie out of your ass uh no no i don't i don't think so yeah i saw at breakfast i thought i saw a stain on the seat it looked like some twinkie cream yeah yeah i think i'm hoping it's twinkie cream not you know timmy's cream yeah no no.
Yeah, no, no. Timmy was last Saturday. It's all gone by now. Okay. Yeah, yeah, no. Far and cum bubbles. Yeah. But no, everything was good. Yes, you have. I've done that. I said the only part that was intimidating, but it was okay because then Donna came walking right up to me and as sexy as she looked, I just forgot about it, was when I did actually come upstairs from the playroom in just my underwear. Because everybody that was talking noticed me come upstairs, and every girl smiled, and every husband looked like they might want to kill me.
And so right away, I was, this was a bad idea but then I started talking to Donna and then all the other wives started coming over and talking to me and I thought, okay, but I made it a point I went and talked to their husbands once I got done talking to them here's two observations one, I think when you came back up the steps into the kitchen kitchen area the men were like fuck he's still here okay but two the girl said that to the host yeah well they were like i want to fuck he's still here um but the host usually walks around with clothes on all of a sudden you're there all of a sudden he's walking around naked with an erection the whole fucking night i'm like really uh you know yeah dude it's like you know i can't even walk by i put my hand over my bourbon like yeah don't be dipping yeah but i don't need a stir what was it now oh fuck there was something that just went out of my head.
But, yeah, no, it was a good time. And, you know, you help facilitate the good time for everybody, you know, and, you know, there was a... I think there's going to be a lot of husbands that are going to be like, you know, I think I should start working out now. The wives are all going to, like, the husband's going to come home from work and go, honey, where did we get this brochure for Utah? It's not really, I thought we were going to, you know, Florida. No, no, I think we're going to Utah. Yeah, it's very romantic there. What's in Utah? Steven, what? It's the sunsets. It's the sunsets. Yeah.
You know? Something about, I'd like to watch, you know, Steven go down. The sun go down. Yes, and for all of them listening, come out. You'll be great for tourism. I've been out for some time. Yeah. I've been out for some time, so don't worry about it. Yeah.
Yeah worry about it yeah but uh yeah no it was a good time um again there's a question i had that oh i know i was going to say but we could we're going to record more podcasts yeah what i want to talk about not now we'll save because we're almost an hour and a half into oh my god oh wow please we gotta shut up yeah but uh my good friend came over yesterday he got to meet my best friend and we all chilled, the three of us. Yep. And we were talking about how some people don't, like one partner wants to be into the lifestyle, one doesn't. Yeah. And they don't understand it.
They might associate love too much with sex and not just, you can't separate sex and love. Yep. love um but so now that you've experienced this party and and we had touched about this uh briefly yesterday but i'm gonna we'll do our next podcast on it um is the aspect of you know that whole separating sex and love which we have talked about before but the party is a good. Again, I'm just going to say this and then we're going to wrap up. If you had taken a mate that's like, oh, I'm not into that. It's love.
They go to one of these parties and they actually got to witness that wow, this is a nice social party. Okay, no, half of them are naked but still but the fact is that not everyone's a perfect body like me and that um don't say a word i was gonna agree with you d i was like yes you never agree with me but anyway with you but they could see that like there was like you had fun like, oh, my God, I got to call so-and-so, see what she thought. Oh, my God, I'm in love with her. I want to see her again. It's like, yeah, you like to fuck her again. Don't get me wrong.
But you can go and have that kind of experience and then still go home with your mate and then relive that experience and use that energy to heighten your relationship yeah yeah for sure i mean it's it's literally like going out to a nice restaurant and having an amazing meal and then coming home and trying to trying to make that meal too right trying to replicate it or and then as you do you're talking about and how amazing that was No, maybe. I mean, you're, yeah, it's... Well, save it. We're going to do a whole... The next...
to replicate it or and then as you do you're talking about and how amazing that was no maybe i mean it you're yeah it's it's uh save it we're gonna do a whole the next show on that um so that way because i think it's a it's a really good topic i mean a lot of people yeah i know a lot of guys especially that they would love to see their wife play with other men and stuff like that but the wives especially in general are i was like oh no i can't you know that's wrong it's a great topic because it's so relatable yeah but when you go through an experience like this i mean we could talk about it to the cows cone but we've been doing this for 20 years um but uh the fact that uh you're someone who's fairly new into the swinging world and stuff like that.
So we'll talk about that on the next podcast. All right. Want to wrap this up then? No more talk? If you want to email us, if you've stayed with us this long, hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. We've got to do this one. I'm sorry. I forgot to do this early on. Yeah, we got two wrapped up. And we also have to get Stephen's take on this product. So hold on. You've heard us for some time now talk about Spunk Lube. The reason for it is not only do we use it, but we honestly believe it to be the best personal lubricant available.
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Most of the women don't need it's like what i need this for i was leaving a giant wet spot on the bed well that the older woman that i played with you know like i'm starting to get down on her i thought we're gonna wrap this up but we are but i quick i started put my try to put my finger in her she was oh if we need lubricant you know i have some i said no no no no don't worry about it and like two more licks it was like how many licks to the center of the pot two more licks on her she's like oh yeah no don't need it but anyway um so we'll wrap this up again hot wife podcast at gmail.com if you want to email us um go to hot wife donna lynn.com to see where donna is what she's doing and who you're doing.
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