Adventures with New Couples

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Of course, I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince, as usual. And where else would I be? Exactly. Exactly. I'm glad you're here. Yeah. It's been an interesting day. I was just going to say, it has been a very interesting day, in a good way, very good way. I'm a little tuckered out, I must admit. A little late in showing up, but it got here. Yeah, yeah. And went better than I anticipated. Okay, thanks for listening. No, the couple that we've been chatting back and forth with, and we met them. They were supposed to come by. They were supposed to come by, but they canceled. They had some medical issues. Well, they showed up today, and they were in- Brought their A-game. Yeah, they brought their A-game for sure. For sure. Yeah, they just say, I'm sore. My pussy's sore. It's always a lot of other parts of me. But definitely. They are a general vicinity, yeah. Yeah, everything. Yeah, I got screwed, blued, and tattooed. I didn't see the tattoo. I didn't either, but I certainly got screwed and blued. But yeah, they're a little younger than us, right? Slightly. Slightly, I mean. Yeah, I mean, they're four years younger than me. Right. That makes them 10 years younger than you. Yeah, about. Yeah. But they, oh, they're, they have a lot of energy. Yeah, sexual dynamos, yeah, for sure. You know, they're into, like, a little more rough sex, a little more, which is fun. I liked, you know, they certainly weren't, like, too rough for me. You know, sometimes I like a little more vigorous. I don't really want to call it rough. But I like having my hair pulled. And, you know, I liked when he was doing the anal, like, the last segment we were playing. That was really good. He was getting turned inside out by you and her. Oh, yeah. He had two mouths on his dick. Dick and balls. He was taking turns fucking him, riding his face. Yeah, well, I'd be riding his face. Poor bastard. Yeah, I know. I was riding his face, and she's fucking him, and then I'm playing with her titties. Titties they are. Yeah, they're nice titties for sure. There's some meaty titties there. Yeah. Titties and beer. Yeah. But, yeah, I'm kind of short, so the problem is, like, for me to reach over to suck on her nipples, I'm like... The logistics didn't quite work out because I'm just not... Did I mention there were some big titties? There were some big titties. Yeah, they were big titties. That was a lot of fun. That was a lot of fun. Yeah. Yeah, it was... Yeah, that dude's got some stamina. He sure does. You know, I mean... But yeah, you guys had a lot of fun. It was like several hours. I don't know when we started, like 1.30-ish. Yeah, and then we wrapped up It was around 3.30, so it was two hours. Oh, I thought it was longer than that. Oh, well, never mind. It wasn't that long. No, that's not true. No, we probably started close. Well, my daughter stopped home, so that postponed it. So we didn't start till 1, and we got done around 2.30. No, I'm sorry, 3.30. 3.30, because we wanted to be at the bar by 4.30 to watch the Eagles, watch the game. So it still was a lot of We got some videos on our main deck. Then we shot some up in the veranda. Yep, yep. I was hoping we'd get some down there by the pool, but that was not to happen. It wasn't like we could go in the water anyway. It's only 73 degrees, but if it was hot enough, I would have jumped in. No, you wouldn't. For a second. You'd jump back out. Yeah. Okay, I would have gotten my feet wet. Yeah. But... And the interesting part was she was getting all turned on watching you and him play. Oh, what? She was loving watching you get fucked by him and you sucking his dick. Oh, that's cool. She actually did more watching of you with him than she wanted to. Now, there's times when the two of you were with him. Right. And she would just step back and watch. She enjoys that. Oh, cool. Because I was, there were sometimes they were engaged and I would kind of like step back and just kind of watch and, you know, because. I stepped back and watched the whole thing. No, you didn't. Well, I sampled her pussy for a while. Yes, you did. We weren't shooting that. I know. And she was already so oiled up I couldn't get traction. You couldn't get traction. Her pussy was sopping wet and she had coconut oil over her body. Yeah, we did. I didn't have the... Your slip sliding away? Yeah, I wasn't able to grab things I needed to and, you know, so she was, that was fun. Yeah, that was their little page. They're like, we want to do like a massage, but we're going to use coconut oil and really, really pour it on. I was like, oh, okay. I slipped down the hill out into the street. Yeah, pretty much. I was so covered with coconut oil. It's like, well, it's absorbed into my skin anyway. Good-looking couple. Yeah, really good-looking couple. She's, you know, very curvy, big boobs. She is a heavily tattooed Anna Nicole Smith. In a way, yeah. Shorter. Yeah, I guess a little shorter, yeah. I believe Anna Nicole was kind of tall. You know what? I don't remember anymore. I don't remember either I never met her but yeah they were a lot of fun it was it was well worth the wait it really was it was you know sometimes you get all hyped up like you know meeting a couple and you think they're gonna have this energy and they get there and they're just like we're the yeah dud it's like what happened to the energy that we had you know we were talking and texting and all that and and then you meet him in person it's like dullsville yeah you know good yeah they were into a lot of a lot of spitting and lots of saliva. I guess I would use a term a little more kinky-edge stuff than normal. Than normal. Sure. Sure. I agree. But yeah, the spitting and the smacking and... Yeah, I'm all fine with that. Yeah. All right. What's the difference with spit? You're already changing fluids. Yeah, we're always changing fluids, you know. It's like... Yeah, but it's pretty much... That was very erotic to watch. Oh, good. He had a cock you enjoyed. Oh, yeah. It was a thicker. You know, he said it really wasn't that long, but for my body, it was just probably long enough. I don't think I'd want anything a little longer. Well, he claimed he's six and a half inches. It's more than that. Whatever. I'll take his word for it. I don't need to measure it. Believe me, I have been with guys that claim they were like eight, nine inches, and he was every bit the size they were. So he's definitely He's bigger than six and eight. Well, we've established men lie. Yeah. I don't know why he'd lie on the side of being smaller, but he's definitely bigger than that. What was your favorite part? I really liked the anal at the end, because I could really concentrate. It was pulling my hair, and it just made me think about the time they were Bob and Jay. It was that kind of, you know, fuck my ass harder type of a thing. Yeah, that was actually really cool. That was really, really cool. Oh, he has great, great oral skills. I didn't want to like, you know, I didn't want to like say in the middle of the video, like, Vince, he's a keeper. He's a keeper. Great, awesome oral skills. Very much like yours. He's got like the meaty, moist tongue, like lots of, I hate to say the word, lots of saliva, but that kind of, not that he's drooling all over the place. Neither of you do, but there's a lot of moisture down there. So there's a lot of, you know, you can flick your tongue around. There's a lot of, he teased my pussy. He didn't just like hone in on the clit. You know, he wasn't doing that thing where they rub the face back and forth. It's a stop doing that. It doesn't do anything. Stop it. Stop it. But yeah, he, I was like, oh, thank God somebody that can actually eat pussy. Thank God. Now, now I'm off the shelf. Okay. No, not at all. That's all right. Well, we've been with some guys like, yeah, I can eat pussy. And you get there and it's like, blah. What guy's ever going to tell you, oh, I got a tiny little dick. I can't fuck. I'm a wowsy fuck. I can't eat pussy. No, they're not going to tell you. They're going to tell you they got the biggest dick. Yeah, then you're there. It's too late. They're like renowned for pussy eating. It's like, okay. They might think they're great. Maybe they think. guy that, you know, he had a big schwanz, but just sits there. Oh, yeah, he was. He almost had to put a mirror under his nose until he was still breathing. That was, that was probably one of the worst fucks I've had in a very, very long time. Ever since he got married. Right, exactly. What? No, stop. You liar. No, he was a nice guy, but he wasn't, like, engaged. No. I don't think he had a lot of. I don't eat pussy. Yeah, and he was the one that said, I don't eat pussy. It's like, that's okay, I don't suck dick. Where are we going to go? with this. Where are we going with this? Yep. Yeah, it was almost a deal breaker for me. Almost. I was like, oh, God, what the fuck? I got to start vetting these guys better. Well, until you do one audition, you don't know. Well, you maybe have to ask them, like, how are your oral skills? If he says, I don't do that, to be like, um, you know, we're busy that weekend. Thanks for playing. Yeah, thanks for playing, but we're, you know. Yeah, but I would think, the larger percentile is guys do. Guys do. Eat pussy. Good. Yes. I would. I would. Yeah. So I didn't. A lot of guys I think don't necessarily want to. They just want to get right into fucking. Yeah. That's just. You know, I mean, we've seen. You need to warm the car up first. You know, you need to warm that engine up first. Yeah. Just because you're rock hard. Not you. Yes. The guy's rock hard doesn't mean the girl's ready to go. Right. You know. more, you know, besides the wind blowing or you think you're a mom. Yeah, women are wired different, Ben. You gotta. Yeah, it takes us a little bit longer to. I don't. It's like a turbocharged car. You can't just get in, put it in gear and go. You gotta let it warm up. Warm up, yeah. Let the turbo get up to speed. And, you know, same as when you stop it, you gotta let it idle for a while. You know, you just don't. Yeah. Get in and nail to the thing. He just didn't get it. Yeah, well. Yeah, that was pretty awful. From here on out, It was, you know, I'm just glad he came pretty quick. And I was like, all right, see ya. Yeah, thanks for playing. Yeah, thanks for playing. I mean, it wasn't all terrible, but it was mostly not my cup of tea. Let's put it that way. I don't want to be mean. Yeah, but let's get back to today. Yeah, today was so much more erotic. I mean, everybody was on board. Everybody was, you know, communicating what they liked, but they didn't. And they got to shoot outside. They both expressed. that, like, one of their fetishes, they love to fuck outside. Yeah, but they did say, it's a little warm today. I'm like, well, I can't control the weather. Yeah, but the rest of the week's going to be cold, so be grateful today was hot. Be grateful today was warm. Would you rather be, when you're fucking, would you rather be in cold weather or hot weather? I'd rather be in hot weather. Yeah, exactly. The sweat is a little more erotic looking at someone's teeth chattering. Yeah, if I'm cold, yeah, it's not going anywhere. No. I mean, sometimes if it's a little chilly, like, Once you get into the whole physical attributes of sex, you warm up. I get that. And that can be kind of titillating and exciting. Until you get to that point. If you're laying there while somebody's eating your pussy, you're going to freeze. Yeah, sometimes they don't. Can you put a blanket on me? The same as if a guy's laying there while you're blowing or sitting there while you're blowing, he's going to be freezing. He's going to be freezing. His dick's going to shrivel up a little bit because of cold weather. His balls will tighten up. Yeah, it won't be flattering either way. And, you know, it may not have been going any further because everybody's freezing, but. Possibly. I mean, actually, it was very nice today. It was like 80-something. Supposed to get up to 80. Oh, yeah, it was fine. Yeah, we were all sweaty and sticky and oily. It was worth it. My reading glasses looked like. Oh, my God. Well, you shouldn't be wearing your glasses when you eat your pussy. What did you do? How did your glasses get all full of oil? Would you like to shove your face in her titties or something? Yeah, well, no. No, I didn't do the titty thing, but I did the, But why were you wearing your glasses? Because I didn't take them off. You are such a silly goose. You are so silly. I took the opportunity. Yeah, you did. Glasses, no glasses. Whatever. Mine are a little bit smudgy myself, and I took my glasses off before all the oil started flying. Yeah. I was like, I'm not wearing my glasses during this, that's for sure. Yeah, so yeah, then we went out and hung out with them for a little bit afterwards. It was really nice. Actually, bar, restaurant, watch some football. And there's, you know, hopefully we all talk about shooting some more in the future. Yeah, I think it'd be fun. So I think they're going to get the same camera system we have, probably. Oh, yeah, that'd be great. Well, for them to do their own thing. Yeah. They were like, wow, how you did that without, you know, you could just set it up and don't have to, you know, they could shoot themselves fucking and not have to worry about, you know. Right. Editing as much and, uh, Yeah, it does. It takes the guesswork out. Yeah. And they do a lot of other, like, more live cams than I ever did. I just found live camming to be just awful. That's a good point. You know, but they're doing the chatterbait, but they're together doing it, so they're having fun and, you know, making money, too. So that's awesome. Mm-hmm. So, yeah, that's what it's all about. You know, if you can have some fun in the interim, if you can make a couple bucks here and there, that's awesome. It makes having fun that much more fun. Yeah, exactly. It's like, well, why can't I just double dip? I don't understand why I wouldn't multitask here. It doesn't make any sense to me. Well, and again, as we hear from some of our listeners, they enjoy some of the shows. Like one gentleman who's big into being a nudist. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's been known to masturbate to some of our shows and stuff like that. Ooh, are you masturbating now? I'm asking him. Okay, I'm saying. Vince, are you masturbating? Oh, I see both your hands. Never mind. But we've been here for my favorite cookie. Oh, again, still? Yeah, he's been saying hi, and he's still living his dream, man. That's great. Damn. But here's something that I found really interesting. It was contacted by an organization that has a rating system for podcasts. Oh, really? Do you know the name of it? I don't have it in front of me. This could be all made up. No, I have it in front of me. I don't have my reading glasses. Yeah, because they're all smudged up and covered with coconut oil. Don't be jealous. I got my face down there, too. I just didn't get my glasses all oily. Okay, well, I wanted to see where I was going. Obviously, I didn't know where I was going. You didn't care. You were getting put out shit both ways. Yeah, pretty much. 80 podcasts about swingers. We are ranked number 39. We're rated 81. I'm so close. Almost. Almost. I missed it by this much. We got rated 39. It's in the upper half. I don't know. It's not too good. We're in the top 50%. I'm good with that. I appreciate everyone. I don't know who fills out that. I don't know. I don't know where they come up with these things. That's fine. I'm sure that the two months we took off didn't help us, but that's great. I appreciate that. I don't need to be number one. No, no. We're just here having fun. It's okay. In your gargantuan pillow. Gargantuan? What the fuck's a gargantuan? It's gargantuan. Gargantuan. Did I say that wrong? I guess I did. Yeah, gargantuan is something you get at the Vietnamese restaurant. Yeah, that's probably what I'm getting mixed up with. Take some gargantuan. That is kind of cool. You did tell me that, but I don't remember the rating system or publication. We got a letter from our friend Jay. Oh. She actually was addressing, I have to forward it to you. Oh, yeah. Addressing when we did the show about what makes you horny, and she talks about banging the best man in her wedding. Oh, a wedding. Oh, yeah. That's naughty. Yeah. That's naughty, naughty. We've been hearing from Mickey lately. Yes, more and more. She just had a bad relationship situation. So maybe somewhere in the future we'll get her to come in here and share her relationship from hell kind of story. That's always interesting. Well, you know, just because you're in a swing lifestyle and she's definitely in and out, dabbling in and out. She's got a lot going on. Right, absolutely. So she's not in a full-time swinging situation. Although the boyfriend now, My ex-boyfriend wanted her to be like full-time, you know, full-built, you know, all the time, like swinging like every weekend and going to, you know, whatever, clubs and whatever. And she just has too much in her life. So I get that. She's trying to put out a lot of fires. Yeah, exactly. She's got some family issues she's trying to deal with. Yeah, and that's the thing. Swinging might be a type of lifestyle. Well, that doesn't mean you have to go to clubs every week or every, you know, couple days. or have sex with, you know, five or six people. It's not about that. I know. I don't know if I know you anymore. Oh, shush. Sometimes life gets in the way and you just have to take a step back and reevaluate things and, you know, then when things loosen up or lighten up, you can jump back in. Yeah. But, yeah, that would be a very interesting conversation because, again, just like I was saying, just because you're in the lifestyle doesn't mean that that relationship is going to be flawless and, you know, honky dory. Everyone has a different definition of being in the lifestyle. That's true. That should be another show. Okay, we'll stop there. Okay, well. But, yeah, anyway. Yeah, so today we got to play with. Get my freak on. You got to play with this couple and got to do some girl, girl, guy stuff. Yep, that was fun. That was fun. He got to lick her pussy while she was getting fucked. Did she do that to you? I don't remember. I don't remember either. There's so much saliva, so much skin and nipples and tits and coconut oil and hard dicks. Dick, singular. Dick, yeah, I'm sorry, hard dick, sorry. There was a lot of flesh flying. It was easy to get, you know. Well, flesh was a, It was more like sweat and coconut oil. Whatever's flying was fine by me. It was definitely very erotic. It was very stimulating. And in the next couple weeks, people will be able to see that on hotwife.com. Yeah, we have to finish all the nitty gritty parts. And they were short on time today because they went to see the Eagles game, but we will get them on the podcast. Oh my God. They could have stories to tell. Well, next week, in theory, we have that other couple coming by. Oh, my friend. She's your old high school classmate. Right. But his new very sexy girlfriend. Right. And she was ultra vanilla. Yes. Up until six months ago. Yes. So, did I mention she's hot? She's very hot. Did I mention that? Yeah. Very hot. But the thing is, she was saying she had been in two loveless, sexless marriages. It's like, how the fuck did that happen? Separate beds. Separate beds. She tried to blow her one, she'll tell the story. She wanted to give oral to her one husband. He's like, what are you doing that for? I don't want that. You'll never have to do that again. She's like, but I like doing that. And she's like, she goes, she felt so unsatisfied because she's like, I have such a high libido and these guys are like duds. as gorgeous as she is. She looks like that, has that body, and has a libido the way she tells us. That is a national crime. That definitely was a crime. It's like, okay, so I guess my question is like, what's going on with these guys that they didn't want to have sex? We're going to hash that out. Yeah, we're going to have to because I'm... I have a funny feeling that's going to be a multi-show. I agree. We'll probably just record it, probably two hours, but we'll break it up into a couple of shows. Because I'm like, okay, what... What are the parameters that these guys are? Like, no, I don't really want to have sex with you anymore. Yeah, there's nothing I hate more than a gorgeous woman with a phenomenal body that has a high sex drive. That's such a turnoff. Obviously, it must have been. Was you telling us that? I'm like shaking my head like, what? I want a disgusting looking woman with a horrible, horrible body. That's me. With no sex drive. That's me. Oh, that's me. Oh. Okay, I got what I wanted. All right, just checking. You suck so bad You said it, I didn't I know, I'm just Well, after today I'm feeling I feel a little wrung out I don't know why Holy cow There's no hole got unplugged Yeah, pretty much Multiple times Multiple times Yeah All right I think that kind of covered Yeah, it was a lot of fun It was very erotic I was, yeah Like I said, screwed, blued Well, not tattooed, but you know what I mean. Yeah, I came so many times. Yeah, you did. I'm trying to think of what he was doing or who was doing what. I know I came. You were sitting on his face while he was fucking here. Oh, yeah. And you came on his face. I came on his face for sure. That was, yeah, finally, a man that can eat pussy, by golly. Okay, there's two. There's two. When do I get to meet them? Actually, there's probably more than that, but recently. Two you've met. Actually, a couple of times at the parties, there are some good aura skills going around, but lately, as far as other playmates, it's just been kind of... God, I don't want to sound like a dick. I really don't. It's kind of been lackluster. You know what I mean? Maybe it's me. Maybe I have a stanky pussy. I don't know. Yeah, about that. Okay, I know. That's terrible. But I mean, I don't know. I feel like finally there's somebody else out there that can eat pussy. Thank God. They're out there, just hard to find. Yeah, they're just hard to find. All right, well. I'm going to wrap it up. With that said, yeah, again, check out hotwife.com. Don't forget to check out our free magazine, The Fifty Shades of Pleasure. I guess I'll start working on that soon. Yeah, for sure. And I want to thank everyone for listening. Again, reach out to us if you have any questions, comments, statements, info at hotwifepodcast.com. And until next time, stay horny. Have a great night, everybody.