Adult Book Store Relevance?

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hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast of course i'm here again with come on come on my wonderful husband vince come on vince say something something he's he's in an ornery mood tonight i'm fine i just want to what don't you give you enough rope to hang yourself well i have uh we have a very special friend with us tonight an old friend normal oh okay he's not's not that special dave say hey hello everybody dave drove here he didn't take the small bus didn't take the small bus he's not a window licker nope not at all his favorite flavor is not window that's it's good to know some other favorite flavors though well you know so he's been in the lifestyle and so that's how we know him and been a longtime friend.

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Again, we want to thank everyone who does listen to this podcast we don't know why you need to seek professional help but um most of us do that's okay i don't mind all right so so tonight's topic i came up with um i was driving down the road the other day past an adult bookstore oh boy and i you know saw people pulling in some people pulling out were you one of the people pulling in or some people pulling out. Were you one of the people pulling in, or are you pulling out? Do we have to get that technical? Is it really that relevant? You were just pulling. Is it relevant to the story?

That's my question. It might be. Honestly, I was just driving by this time. Is that the one up there? Oh, no, this is a different one. It doesn't matter where it is. It's in the adult bookstore. Well, there's one that are really good. People who listen to this don't know where the hell I'd be talking if I told them. Okay, some of them were just really nice, that's all. It's not a recipe. They don't need to know everything exact, okay? Well, it tastes good. Well, that's an old story. Oh, that's a whole other story. That's a different topic. That's a whole topic of stuff. Does it taste good?

Passed an adult bookstore, and it's like, do adult bookstores have relevancy anymore? I mean, because you can buy your toys online. True. You can obviously see videos online. Yep. And lots of them. You can get anything the adult bookstore sells online. That's true. Even like they have little sexy outfits or whatever, you can go online and get twice as many.

They never have that fit online i bet you they do i bet you they do remind me not to look at that site yeah me too remind me not to accept that mail vince rocks the old french maid outfit he's got heels yeah you're just jealous my legs are nicer than yours is it open back too oh i'm absolutely she always tells me actually dust the bottom of that cabinet you know going there already i'm doing that to myself wow so back to the topic at hand right okay keep us on track here yeah i'm nauseous now so the one thing is you can go in and touch you can feel you can gauge the size of things so there are there are certain things here you can maybe possibly push a button to see how they move up and down or vibrate that was always one of the embarrassing things um at an adult bookstore.

You know, when you go in and buy a vibrator or something like that. They put batteries in a test. Back in the day, they put batteries in. Because you couldn't return it. So was that the embarrassing part? Or going in with a shopping cart? No, the embarrassing part is when you walk in and they go, hey, Vince! It's like, cheers, Vince. But, hey, we have more fisting toys for you. Yeah, I want to see that one. The two hours of anger was there. You are the only person who thought that.

Note to self, that will not be a video offered for sale the video camera would shut off automatically crack um but no with the role i mean so what is the allure of adult bookstores well i i do agree with dave with when it comes to like i like being able to see an actual size of a toy because sometimes you buy them online and you think it's going to be you know like a normal size like a you know seven or eight inch dilder you get it and it's like we're talking about length and girth you're talking about here length and girth and it has lumps and bumps yeah because you get yeah lumps and bumps and veins because sometimes you you see it online it's like oh that looks really nice and then you get it and it's like oh it looks so much nicer online it looked you know they took a nice camera shot it was you know uh it looks longer yeah more lumps and bumps or whatever so i i agree i like being able to see my toys and touch them see i was looking at it more from the aspect of i think there's a part of that culture that wants to be where...

They could be found out? Is it a danger thing, you think? Well, or the aspect of seeing who else is into what they're into. I mean, I don't want to make accusations. But like, you know, some of these booths, you know... Yeah, the booths now. Now you're going from the store into the whole booth. Okay, let's look at the aspect. Well, that's all part of the adult book experience. Sometimes it is. Sure. A lot of times it is. Well, whenever I've been in an adult bookstore, generally there's no one in the store. They're all in the booths. All in the booths. I don't know. I don't know what goes on.

Well, how much? I don't want to know what goes on. I don don't want to know. I know what goes on, but I don't want to know. Okay. But how much is it of individuals, I'll put it that way, that are hiding... A certain aspect of their life? A certain aspect of what they prefer to what is portrayed. That very easily could be.

I do think that things are a little more desensitized these days where younger people and people go in without the stigma as much as it was years ago oh yeah especially they go with girlfriends uh girls oh yeah you see girlfriends and boyfriends and they make it more of a couples kind of a place these days versus the seedy backroom kind of a you know um establishments as a way you hang out, you know, holes in the wall in the video. I wasn't going to see her there, but that's. Yeah. He's not going to deny it. I don't think it's, I think people have more embraced their sexuality. Agreed.

You know, and the fact that like, yeah, I'd like to have sex. I like to have orgasms. I mean, and as they should, you know, um, but you know, I think there's, um, and I think there's the aspect of the public aspect that people like, that people know, you know, that, again, the ones around here, to my knowledge, don't have glory holes or whatever, but I don't know. I don't know what goes on in this booth, so I don't care what they tell you. Well, there was that one couple.

I've only been there a half dozen times half dozen times not a full dozen remember we were contacted by that one couple that liked having sex in that one uh adult bookstore like in the i guess the booze have like plexiglass plexiglass so you can watch other people yeah so they were having sex and they just loved other people watching they kept inviting us to come over there like watch them have sex. Interesting. Okay. And where's that place again now? The address? It's pretty local, but yeah. I think if you want to experience being in front of people, having sex, exhibitionists.

And don't have another potential outlet. I mean, again, but if you're swingers, they reached out to us through a swingers site. So why wouldn't you just go to a swingers club? Right, a party. You don't have to play with other people. You can still play with each other, but let other people watch. Oh, it'd even be a safer environment. Well, at a swinger party or a swinger club, other people can join you if you wanted to. Right.

Well, to your point as well, I knew a young lady, took a young lady to an adult bookstore after a high class, a higher class cabaret and got turned on by the cabaret and wanted to stop an adult bookstore there. And it was very, and it got very interesting, again, aroused and want to see different toys and outfits and lubes and this and that.

Yeah, a shoppingree yeah absolutely yeah and that could be expensive yeah that could be very expensive that's where the spunk lube comes in right yeah because you're gonna get it up yeah yeah well i remember buying toys and this is a little off topic that were like you know 20 30 bucks they lasted for a They lasted for a pretty long time. Now it's 50, 60 bucks for a toy that. Minimum. Yeah, minimum. Yeah. A hundred bucks for a toy. Last time we went looking for toys for you, a hundred bucks wasn't really off the plate. And these are like rechargeable, blah.

And all fairness, I think toy quality has gone up drastically. These are much nicer toys. I'll agree with that. But there's still no warranty on them. I guess add in, what, the Bluetooth and remote vibrators and things, or remote controls these days. Some of them have that. You know what, I think one of them. Or they have apps for your phone. Yes. Yeah. I think one of the biggest improvements in the toy industry, sex toy industry, is that they're rechargeable. I like that. You had to put batteries in them and then they would corrode or whatever.

And then you're going to use them and it's all, it doesn't work. So that drives the price up. Yeah. But the nice thing is they're rechargeable. Which is nice. USB or something like that. Yeah. I mean, our electric bill is through the roof. She keeps them on a charger non-stops. Is that what the diesel generator is running out by? It's a generator right outside the door. It's a jackhammer. The air compressor for a jackhammer. Ingersoll rolling. I thought they were jackhammer bits. Okay. And she dulls them out. So I've got to put a grinder on there. Thanks, Vince.

My problem is I have so many different cables for each toy. I have to label them all because I mixed and matched. The struggle is real. No, it is. I ended up ruining a toy because I was trying to put the wrong and none of us want that yeah the wrong adapter to it and it broke off inside i'm like oh my god this was a 50 people have the nerve to bitch about starvation don't you know what i'm going through some real problems are and homeless bitch. Jesus Christ. My pussy is being denied. Well, these are expensive toys. I don't want them, you know. I want to be able to use them.

So I've got one for you. Oh, a toy? Not for me. I don't want anything. Okay. I gave that up last week, I promise. Friend of the family. I was going through some cancer treatments and issues right now. And I had a... You are? Not me. Okay Um Thank you. I was going through some cancer treatments and issues right now. And I had a – You are? Not me. So where was the cancer at? Friend of the family. Friend of the family. So long story short, I'm not sure – now I'm going to get the story screwed up.

Long story short, she went to a gynecologist, and he said you really need to keep your vagina lubed and do something with your vagina so it doesn't fall out so he suggested she goes to a doesn't fall out it would actually fall out so where her cancer was he suggested she goes to a sex shop look at some toys and actually it's healthy for you to have sex so she's in her her 80s. And having orgasms? So here's this woman, went into a local sex shop, and asked the attendant there just something to try out, or to recommend, I should say. Yeah, recommend. Try out. Not try out. Not try out.

But anyway, that was her doctor's recommendation, that she went to a local sex shop. Did she go in there with a script? Here, I have to get this. I have to get this. Do you have something that fits this? I have something that fits this, yeah. He said it was for her health. And sure enough, she got that. And she's at 80-some years old using a vibrator now and loving life.

But they say for men, you stand a higher chance of prostate issues if you don't have regular orgas have regular orgasms interesting i'm gonna die soon you shut up you'll be fine you want me dead well um but no to your your account vince you're absolutely right the more orgasms you have you get that blood flowing you got the hormones going you got your faint he's dying i have to go quick go blow him right now i see a bright light don't go too late honey i'll suck your dick i promise i'll grab a camera for you quick same thing with a woman's vagina if you don't use it, it kind of atrophies.

I noticed that when I had a hiatus from sex and I'm kind of a little 101. For that night? Two days. For that night and two days. Two days. It was three days. Now stop it. I didn't feel her pain. I'm sorry. Yeah, you feel energized from having an orgasm. I feel like it's healthier down the street.

It's a well that's one thing it's a stress for you especially yeah especially for me yeah he's feeling faint oh honey please don't don't go to don't go to light but i i think it's healthy how are you oh my god all right back on track again okay so why are we going there that was my track yeah look that was a track but no about the adult bookstore stuff so i mean yeah no going to the store to get toys but i mean again the woman could if she was embarrassed but obviously she wasn't and she wasn't you can go online i mean you can get so again i'm not trying to take anything from the stores i mean you know online has ruined so many businesses i agree but i mean that was a business like my ex-wife i tried taking her into an adult bookstore you know obviously 20 plus years ago and she's like what if someone sees me oh my god they're there too yeah exactly you know exactly it's like is it so bad to admit you enjoy sex and orgasms but but the one good thing is too is if it's a good adult bookstore they can help guide you towards a lube right or towards as you mentioned donna a toy that's a better quality toy um yeah to try out some recommendations good stores yeah a good store versus there's one that's close that says actually very attractive inside i mean it's it's visually attractive it's nice floors it's not seedy it's not dirty it's really nice so we don't go there yeah and they have a nice you know uh array of toys and a nice variety of toys and i don't know if the staff is all that helpful but the displays are nice i don't know how well i mean unlike a lot of businesses i don't think the staff is trained i don't think well this vibrator does yeah it's not selling furniture is it no it's not well like i said or cars the counterpoint is when i took this young lady to the store the young lady that was in that store was very knowledgeable very helpful and even even the guy that was there was good it was a different experience versus like you said years ago people were just there because the judge sent them there or prison either one of them or they're working after prison um that was a good that's a good experience it wasn't bad at all it was not seedy like you said yeah it wasn't dark seedy i'm trying to think of that it's actually very helpful but do you think like guys who go or people right i said just i'm not gonna solo it out to guys but like you have kids and a wife and you're not getting at home you want to masturbate well is that a better place to go because you're in a little private booth you can't you know just like you can also experience up to the computer in your day and your trousers around your ankles.

Oops. And the kid's daddy. Yeah, it gives you an escape from the family, but you can also experience fancy. But again, you can watch something you don't want. Exactly. If all of a sudden daddy doesn't have the quote-unquote normal desires. Desires. Yeah, procurities or whatever.

You know, D daddy went to see something more kinky or a couple next doors in the plexiglass and watching that that's different yeah yeah i mean that would definitely be very erotic or you know i i can guess from what i've been told in the past that maybe someone goes can i come in the booth with you oh whether it be male or female accompaniment you know i don't know i don't i mean he hasn't called in a while i mean um i'm told that happens yeah okay you could see through the hole yeah his name was joe um joe email me i miss you I it i'll be in booth five six o'clock tomorrow serving number 37 i'll bring my own paper towels joe oh you're so wrong but i mean like as far as like buying toys or movies you know who buys movies i was just thinking that i'm saying seriously i mean they still have them you're right they still have them sure and i mean i don't think i mean the bookstores aren't going to sell a movie you can't get online right i know they're not going to sell something illegal so you know let's hope they're not i mean do you want to have movies laying around the house i don't know no no but do you want them in your history of your of your website your browser too maybe just want to buy them and hide them your kid goes to do fucking barney videos and all of a sudden oh wow that's terrible what the hell barney had a penis mommy you know yeah how do you keep that separate you know i don't know i don't know i'm just saying what's the attraction to i again i'm not trying to put any business out of business but you know is it is it the public thing is it the you can go do things you can't do at home well to your point they have to evolve like every other business right i mean years ago there'd be thousands and thousands of what um vhs tapes and things like that yeah i know with the dvds i know i was in amsterdam and there was every fetish under the sun in a vhs type tapes years ago but now like i said that they've got to evolve differently either it's gone towards couples or different types of toys or yeah i mean i'm sure some from what i've been told um because in all honesty we don't go to adult bookstores once in a while yeah we haven't been in we went to meet the one guy there who worked there and that didn't work out i did buy a a toy.

Yeah, you bought a toy, but he was a pushy. Yeah, he was very pushy. So we just walked out. That's a turnoff for me. But it wasn't me, by the way. No, it wasn't Dave. Is it the public thing? Is it the fact that you can go there to see things you don't want to make sure?

You to make sure your significant other i think that's a i think that's a big that's a big one well it's something you can keep separate from your significant other or children that way there's no movies laying around there's nothing on your something you're curious about or something you're curious about yeah exactly you exactly. You get a little freaky. Yeah. I mean, if you want to buy yourself a Swedish penis larger or whatever. A Swedish penis larger. Why is it going to be Swedish? Austin Powers. You know, and it's not mine, baby. You know, but your wife finds it.

She doesn't know about it. Womp, wom it. She doesn't know about it. You know, I mean. That can make for some awkward conversations. Yeah. I mean, hopefully you can be honest in your relationship. You should be. Or going together. Going together, I think, would be the thing. But again, we know people that like, you know, the wife, like a friend of mine, you know, he would love to watch his wife with other men. Would kill to see his wife with other men. She wants nothing to do with it. She's just like, nope. She's only ever been with him. She's a bit of a germaphobe, so that's a problem there.

She's an about Catholic and a germaphobe, so that just, you know, she didn't get the other part of the Catholic thing where they just want to fuck everybody, which that's the part I respect. But, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that makes for a complicated relationship when one person, one half wants to do something and the other person doesn't. You've got to find some kind of common ground somewhere. So maybe, again, but you see the German food, he couldn't ever get her into an adult bookstore. No.

Oh, God, noesome or anything you know apparently some years ago they were with friends and were drunk and he actually she actually agreed to she played with another girl briefly okay not not intimately but you know a little bit it's a start and she had fun but she was like i'll never do that again it's like you had fun because i think i think due to the catholic upbringing the guilt the guilt thing i think it's the guilt yeah i mean possibly i'm i'm speculating i don't know but that makes sense you have fun you don't want to ever do it again it's like oh come on well there's a there's a case that maybe they could fantasize there again maybe some outfits or maybe this or that or she won't do that either no she has no fantasy no No roleplaying no no wow and and according to what he has told me she is um she knows how to satisfy herself very well good so like when they have sex if she doesn't get satisfied she has no problem she satisfies herself and that's it there's no there's no interest beyond okay that that's like okay this is the menu item and and that's all I'm interested in.

I'm not saying that's wrong. My opinion is it's like she's missing out on a whole big buffet. Yeah. I hate to put it like that, but it's true. It's the truth. We've talked about this countless times. The nice thing about swinging is it's not about love it's about sex sometimes you can you can experience the freaky side like i he's not into bdsm i'm a dabbler i like being restrained i like my hair pulled i like you know all that kind of stuff and he's like oh not really you know it just doesn't work it doesn't work i'm just like i just went once in a while went on once in a while.

Due to my upbringing. St. Andrew's Cross? I was on it once. That was okay. I was being electrocuted, so it wasn't quite the experience I wanted. It was a little much for me. Okay. Yeah, and I was beat heavily as a child.

For me, I associate, if I associate that with the start of a confrontation, I react differently than pleasure understood so i'll just leave it at that um i like being restrained now my shoulder not so much but that's fine i think i find the struggle very titillating and exciting it's like especially it's a tease for me that i'm trying to uh suck your cock or break you break free or kiss you and i can't i can't you won't allow me to quite get that far i find that or go so far or go so far yeah i find that very exciting right yeah it's very erotic and and it's all play it's not anything we've talked about the other thing that a lot of people have problems with is the jealousy thing yeah the jealousy the jealousy thing.

You know, we're obviously not jealous or whatever. We don't associate sex with love. There's lovemaking and then there's sex. He always makes me very proud at the parties. And how's that? Oh, okay, because the women tell you. Yeah, they come up and they thank me.

i that's it's um thank her for sharing me yeah that's the and that's actually so and the men like you are so lucky she's such a hot woman that's awesome she is and it's very it's um they're grateful they're thanking you that you're sharing your meat and that's kind of nice it's a show of respect i like that i like that a lot oh yeah and it's eternal too to see your partner being pleasure too you know that we were or even giving pleasure yeah is actually very erotic it is very erotic like i liked watching him he's on he didn't know i was watching i was with a plane made on another bed yeah the bed that the chuck got wet because you made her come so much huh that that bed which woman i don't remember who it was but i remember remember looking over, and she's squealing, and her foot's going, and his face is in her crotch, and all I see is the back of his head, and I'm like, ah, that's my boy.

And I enjoy seeing you give pleasure. And you're proud. I'm proud. But the thing is, too, I enjoy watching. I mean, it's very much arousal for me to watch her give pleasure. Yeah, yeah. Give and receive. Give and receive, absolutely. That's his biggest thing. And then at the end of the night, we get back together again, and we talk about what was erotic, what much fun we were having. And when we're playing, we revisit those things. They're very exciting. You should be sucking Dave's cock on the tub. I should be sucking his cock. You're absolutely right. It kind of fits, doesn't it?

I think it does. I think, Dave, I have to suck your cock. All right.

If that's the way it's got're absolutely right it's kind of fits doesn't it i think it does i think dave i have to suck your car all right if that's the way it's gotta be it's only for the show only for the show no other reason no you're not you're not too drunk this time last time i had my cock sucked i got a giant facial front he was so drunk because i don't even remember it's like completely cognitive yeah do you believe that i was i was so disappointed i was like you're kidding me i have this giant facial and he's you're like i don't remember that i'm like so now i'm gonna i'm gonna revisit that and this time you're gonna you're gonna watch and you're gonna remember it okay damn it beat it into me i'll beat it maybe later if you're lucky if i'm lucky i'm gonna leave my mic out out of the way Dave needs to stand up I'm going to move my drink out of the way We didn't plan for this We didn't plan this one I like spontaneity You're going to have to move that stand So yeah, put your drink out of the way for Dave And Donna is.

And Dave and Donna is moving her drinks and microphones. That's true. You can pop, too. I know. Yeah. So don't. Oh, Donna's getting serious. Her sweat jacket's coming off. Well, I'm going to be getting warm very soon. Okay. I'm like, oh, look at you. Hello. Hello. We have penis. Oh, it's smooth. Wow. I'll take your word for it. That's the way you like it? Hell, yeah. I love it.

Why don't you move the microphone Why don't you move the microphone closer to you And turn Dave's mic aiming to her So we can get the sound from both microphones Oh, there we go And aim it down a little bit Aim it down a little bit There we go And I'll turn that up So we can get a little more Gain from both of them I'm going to do a little description of his cock It's nice Give Dave a cock rating How's that oh it's very nice it's thick he's got very suckable balls i'm rubbing my tongue i will take your word for it you're like growing in my mouth. Oh, that is nice.

My cock is like filling up my mouth. I'm lubbing every second of it. Me too. All right, now it's getting harder to keep in my mouth because it's growing. Your cock's getting bigger and bigger. Why does that happen? Well, that at least signifies you're doing your job right now. And she is. Yeah. I'm going to lick your balls some more. Right to the head of your cock. Okay. Wrap my lips around it. Take it real deep. That feels amazing. You make me gag. You say that to me, but I think you mean it differently. I do, right?

Yeah, honey honey you make me gag too yeah in a different way that is awesome that is amazing. She's squeezing my balls. You like to might squeeze your balls? She's squeezing my balls. She's working my shaft. Oh, yeah. Hmm balls yeah can i squeeze your balls oh yeah well at least he's not not remembering this time yeah yeah no i didn't have too much to drink drink oh yeah generally when we have a guest it does oh well it's just her and I, it doesn't happen. It's hard to have a conversation with a dick in your mouth. Yes. I can talk fine. I don't have a dick in my mouth. That's why I guess.

And I'm happy about that. I'm very happy about that. Oh, yeah. That's amazing. Does he need to give you a pussy rating? Yes, I think so. Oh, wait. Yeah. He's jerking off. I'm going to splatter it all over my face. Should I play with your balls. Oh yeah, play with your balls. Oh yeah. My teeth should come. It just splattered all over my face. Oh, nice big nude. Oh yeah. Stroke that cock for me. Oh yeah. Oh Oh, yeah. Oh, I feel that hot cum splat all over me. Oh, yeah. Oh, I feel that hot cum splat all over me. Oh, yeah. I'm holding my shoulder now. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh. Mm-mm.

I got a nice mouthful. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. I'll clean you up easy. Oh, my God. Oh, I got a nice mouthful. I'll clean you up easy. Oh, that was amazing. That was fun, wasn't it? Well, that was a nice big drip. Thank you. A little Maxwell House action there. Yeah. Good to the last drop. Good to the last drop. Oh last drop oh my god thank you dave that was good oh thank you that was amazing well that was certainly fun and that's what being a swingers all about that that always took a little detour a little little off topic. Yes and no. Yes and no. I mean, that's what could happen in an adult bookstore.

You never know. You never know. You always hook for something like that. It depends on the rules of the bookstore. That's true. That's true. I don't know. Different states and bookstores all have. Different rules. There is legality. So we can't say you can do that can do that okay don't go into a bookstore thinking that could happen just a swinger club a swinger club that could absolutely happen you meet with a consenting couple or person that could happen absolutely that is so i'm sure some pretty wild bookstores again as you said with different couples and no p and plexiglass.

Yeah, plexiglass. Glory holes. So now I think he needs to give you a pussy rating. You think? I think so. I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. Okay. You know, he needs to see how your pussy tastes. I still have to wipe my mouth. Hold on a second here. I'm not kissing you for a while. I'm not worried about it. You know, it's a whole other story in itself. All right, I'm dropping trowel. Okay. Drop your trowel. I am. I am. And then you have to, you know. Has Dave seen your beautiful breasts? No. Not with what you're wearing right now. Your shoulder breasts? No, she could lift her bra up above her.

Oh, hold on. I can take off my shoulder. They're beautiful breasts. It's sexy. The shoulder brace is what makes it baby. Yeah, it does. It's like Mad Max. It's just like half of an NFL star. That's what it looks like. Half of an NFL star, yeah. All right. The shirt's going to be hard to get off. Okay, well, just pull it up. You don't have to take it off. Yeah. That's why I put this t-shirt on. I was like, oh, my God. It's so tight. I don't think I can get it off. Oh, the problems. Wow. There we go. Oh, my goodness gracious me. Yeah. They're beautiful. They're worth it. That is just beautiful.

Have at it, Dave. It's all good. Dave, do you want to move your chair? Yes her and you can kneel on the carpet so you're not hurting your knees and and donna can sit on the edge of her seat I am, oh, he's got, oh my god, my knees are going over the shoulder, oh my, oh, hello. Here we go. And Donna can sit on the edge of her seat. I am. Oh, he's got, oh, my God, my knees are going over the shoulder. Oh, my. There we go. Oh, hello. There we go. Oh, shall we move your glasses? Oh, yes. They're going to get fogged up. He doesn't need to see. Just go by feel, baby.

See if he knows his way around a pussy. So, here we go. So, now he's in there. Oh, yeah, he's right there on a clip. Oh, that's dumb. Move the microphone closer, Donna. I can move it closer? Okay.

Here we go so now he's in there oh yeah he's right there on the clit oh that's not move the microphone closer down i can move it closer okay here we go i don't drop it oh wow guys it's right on my clit i like that i like that oh yeah oh dave you're doing a good job yeah just yeah oh i'm gonna grind my pussy on your face there do you like that oh oh yeah that's good I like that I like oral skills oh yeah oh he's going up and down on my clit with his tongue you know flicking on it the way I like oh yeah now he's really flicking on the clit. Holy moly. Oh, yeah, it's good.

Oh, oh, I feel like my pussy wants to kiss you back. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm like grinding my pussy onto his face as he's like nibbling on my clit.

And he's like rubbing his tongue up and down the hole and all the way around it oh it's like get me all all like worked up oh that's good oh that's good oh oh oh oh wow oh that's good oh oh yeah stick a finger in just a little bit just tease me with it oh yeah just like that just a little oh yeah tease it in oh that's not oh that's nice oh yeah just like that oh just like that oh yeah oh oh oh yeah that's good oh oh yeah oh oh Oh yeah that's good oh oh yeah oh boy i'm not gonna hold back oh oh that's good oh that's good yeah oh yeah oh yeah you're fucking with your finger oh oh oh yeah oh Oh, yeah, I just wanna fuck your face.

Oh, yeah, oh, We have the door open. Our whole neighborhood is going to hear me. I can't hear you. You're not that loud. Okay. Not right now. Not right now. Oh. Oh. Beautiful. I like what that was what you're doing with your finger. That was good. That was wonderful. I like your tongue skills. If you can help Dave recover, I'd like to see him fuck you. Oh. Oh, my. He's really, no, you're really. I'm just saying we're here. I know. We're here. Sure.

I think we're going to save gonna save that maybe for next podcast oh you think so okay i was really we can do that i feel a little gushy now leave something on the table well yeah i'm glad you can't all right well that's great oh yeah well that was fun that was fun yeah i'm all twisted look i'm all flabbergasted here. Look you did to me thank you a little discombobulated yeah we are wow well thank you that was well expected i'm gonna come to more of these podcasts you better just gonna come more i should i should be on more podcast yeah i think so wow dave thank, Dave, thank you for coming.

And being on the show. And being on the show, too. Well, thank you for coming. That was my pleasure. All right. Well, I don't know how we do anything past this. We'll just wrap this up. Well, we just illustrated what could possibly happen in an adult bookstore or a party or a sex club. Let's go more with a party or a club. A party or a bookstore, yeah. Yeah, bookstores. You might meet someone in a bookstore that this could happen to. And take them to a party. Yeah, whatever. You never know. Or the parking lot. Or wherever. Or again, maybe we do it right with your significant other.

It sounds like this. That's true, too. That's true, too. Whatever floats your boat. We're going to wrap up the podcast, and we are going to go have more bourbon and a cigar. And we're fun. That sounds great. Thank you. All right, everyone. Have a great day. whatever floats your boat we're going to wrap up the podcast and we are going to um go have more bourbon and a cigar that's a more fun that sounds great thank you oh all right everyone have a good night everybody good night everybody