A Wild Send Off!

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Speaker1: this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. I can't, hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn, and I still can't hear anything. It's your headphones, oh, okay. I'm telling you, honey. That's because your headphone came out. Okay, so you keep talking. Okay. I was wondering what was going on. I'm like, I can't hear anything. I think he did this deliberately. This is a deliberate act. You just mute my mic and I think I'm talking and everything's fine, but there we go. Now it's back on. I think you did this deliberately. did no i didn't mute your mic your headphone wire probably when the dogs came in here earlier and probably tripped over the wire and pulled your headphone mic out okay okay so it wasn't anything i did it was just your headphone your mic was working fine okay i can't hear anything so i don't know what's going on you're live now so yay there you go i'm here so i'm the wonderful husband vince i was distracted sorry i'm like what's going on i can't hear darn thing yeah that's all right you don't listen anyway um exactly so hey we just finished up a whirlwind weekend with steven I'm still exhausted. Yes. Yeah, we're still getting over there. It was, he came out Friday and left on Tuesday. Right. A lot of stuff happened. You know, Stephen is our, to our knowledge, our oldest and number one fan. He was the very first person who reached out to us when we started this podcast. Right, right. So it was interesting picking his brain. Well, like how he came upon us. Yes. And stuff like that. And what set us apart from other podcasts he listens to. It was kind of interesting. Yeah, it was interesting. You know, apparently he has a mental problem that i was thinking the same thing but i didn't want to say that steven and i are he needs to seek help um we are definitely you didn't know that's the only thing i have the washboard abs i have the big penis oh my gosh so you know well i actually think mine are a little more washboardish than his oh absolutely so he had a little a little bit of fat between wait till he listens to this you're gonna hear about it i think his penis is only like eight inches mine's like 10 okay absolutely identical twins right down to the i might be a you know better looking absolutely yeah good answer so but um so yeah i mean we did a show already um it's already been posted, so I have to cough. Hold on. Bless you. Oh, it's okay. I just had to clear my throat. That we talked about, we let him surmise his whole trip here, so I don't want to rekindle that. That was in his words, everything else. Again, he is a brother from another mother and definitely we look forward to whenever we can arrange another trip out here I'm going to need some time to rest up I need some more time to restock some bourbon and your liver needs to no actually my bourbon my liver didn't take big hit okay i mean he drank probably more here than i did okay because you know he got carried away the one night well yeah so but uh again he's younger than i am by 10 plus years so i had to kind of pace myself but um no it was just a non-stop um pleasure so steven was a is a phenomenal person he definitely is a family to us uh he's a great guy um can't look forward to him coming out um yeah we took him to the house party with us on saturday and they loved him and yes he
Speaker2: Thank you. He's a great guy. Look forward to him coming out. We took him to the house party with us on Saturday.
Speaker3: And they loved him.
Speaker1: And yes, he was the hit of the party. He stole my crown. And that's fine. I'm happy to hand that off. You know. And then so he was such a hit of the the party which is where we're going with this podcast um the one couple in particular who is three hours from us they're out in central pennsylvania um we're so enamored she was so pleased with him and he was So happy to see her being pleased that they called us up on Tuesday.
Speaker2: Well, they called us up on Monday. so pleased with him, and he was so happy to see her being pleased that
Speaker1: they called us up on Monday. He was leaving Tuesday evening. His plane left around 5.30 Tuesday night.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: And said, hey, we want to come out and see all of you. And they were going to do that on Monday, but they weren't going to be able to get here until like 9 o'clock at night. It's like, no, it's just not going to happen. So he said, well, if you want to come out Tuesday, it's like, well, now that's a possibility. So they got here about 10 o'clock on Tuesday. We had to get Stephen out of here by 3 to get to the airport.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: So they came out, the husband and wife, and we had met them one other time other than the previous party. Exactly. So, and we all hung out for a little bit. One interesting dynamics is um steven is a um we we live on a semi-secluded property we have neighbors they're not up against us we have some room between us but steven's voice does carry he admits that yeah he's got a loud voice. Yeah. And the wife of this couple. Awesome. She has a loud voice. And so anyway, we hung out for a little bit and they were talking loudly. Yeah. About a lot of things. And which was fine. It was okay. I don't care. My neighbors don't like me anyway i don't think so it doesn't matter it doesn't matter yeah um but anyway so um so after a while all of a sudden it was you know we went from 10 o'clock all of a sudden it was noon i'm like we we better get if we're gonna do something we're gonna have some fun we should have some fun we should do that now so closest to noon we went upstairs on our what our house is built into a hill we've talked about that and so our house if we don't have a deck we don't have a place to sit like i said our house is 70 feet above the street so our house is on a hill which is basically about a seven about a 45-degree angle. So with that in mind, we have a little deck that comes not in the normal way you would picture. It comes off of our kitchen. It's not elevated. It's on grade, but it's on a stone slab because we're built into a hill. Yeah, we are. So anyway, but my thought process in it was that okay this is the one that's around the corner because from the party we've already established she's loud right right you know she's loud when she talks she's really loud when she comes oh my god i thought i was pretty loud you are and this is nothing mine is nothing no i i i was actually picturing the cops coming the way she was yelling and stuff like that it sounds like a murder scene well she kept taking uh that that she had somebody's shirt and she kept stuffing over their husband that was before that yeah oh yeah that was after i'm sorry i was after that i mean when she first started i was like oh man it was yeah but so anyway we went back we went up onto this little offshoot deck off of our kitchen we call it the veranda yeah we try to make it sound like her rich we're not um and we put up a massage table and uh so um i actually started to to do her a little bit first well actually steve had started right and then i interrupted him and i got to start because i figured if i didn't get the sample i would never get the sample right you know what he's bringing to the table if i if i don't get a sample i'm not going to get one he's he's the fat guy at the buffet you know he's gonna eat all the good shit and i'm not gonna get anything so you're like here here so i spent my camera i spent my five minutes and he actually claims he had fun with the camera which is cool um you know and as i'm going down her you started playing with her husband seemed like the right thing to do and it was and steven actually talked about how he had fun trying to shoot different angles he got to see what it's like from behind the camera instead of in front of the camera so um you know he and i talked about that so then after that then after about five or so minutes i said okay steven i got her warmed up you go to town so i going to actually throw it over to you. And I'm going to let you give the description or the quote-unquote play-by-play.
Speaker3: Oh, I don't know. There's so many things going on.
Speaker1: Well, I'll fill in. I'm not going to just solely leave it to you.
Speaker3: Yeah, because I'm like, hmm, do I even remember what happened?
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Well, I'm going to say, well, I'll go over the Stephen part.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: You cover you, obviously. You should know what you did. I think I know what I did. I saw what both of you did. Let's go back to the video, please. Yeah, we can. We can. I have that ability. Yeah, Stephen was having a lot of fun. And, you know, was able to bring her a lot of pleasure. Mm-hmm. And she had had, apparently, previous to the party, a bad experience. Mm-hmm. Yes. Where someone did not treat her properly. Right, exactly. Not abusively, just kind of more of a ignoring her. Ignoring her, yeah. And Stephen did more than that. He paid more than attention. He paid a ton of attention to her and showered her with attention, which was great. That was great. She's a beautiful woman inside and out. He would know. What's that? And he would know, especially the inside. Well, he found out for sure. Yeah, he found out. Oh, my God. Yeah, and, but, so, as he's playing with her, you were playing with her husband.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker3: Yeah, I started, you know, well, first we started, like, kissing and caressing.
Speaker1: Well, you guys were off of the veranda first.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: Over on the little love seat that I had taken off of the patio.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: Just kind of, like, watching that, and I was like, ah, you know, let's go to someplace Thank you. at a massage table yet no and and i started sucking him and um you know i i know every time i look at his balls he would giggle and laugh and he's quite enamored with you yes i know he is quite very quite enamored with you i mentioned he's very enamored with you you mentioned it once or twice okay like that when he looks at me it's like oh he's undressing me with his eyes well the fact that you were naked made it easier it really easy it was like oh there you go i know what she looks like now yeah so that was really kind of nice i do remember like being like um having him like on the massage table like his wife and steven were on one one end and we were like on the other and like he even laid me down and started eating my pussy like on top of the the uh massage table which is kind of cool because they're down there like you know banging like crazy i was getting no no i think he was eating her the same time i was being eaten which was very cool but you know it was like all this action going on this massage table and the i'm surprised it held us there was there were a time when i was like that massage table I questioned. Yeah, you're like, you know, this can only hold 500 pounds, you know. Is it going to hold this? But, you know, we. We made it work. Somehow made it work. Yeah, it was pretty cool. There was times, yeah, I heard the table kind of squeak. Creaking? So, we're going to the video.
Speaker1: So, you can see, actually, you came over and you were kissing her.
Speaker3: Yes, I do remember leaning over. I was kissing her.
Speaker1: Okay, I don't have a little bit here. But, yeah, you look at her nipples.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Okay, that's me actually eating her pussy. You got to see the bald spot.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: So, then all of a sudden, you somehow wound up with less clothes on.
Speaker3: I don't know how that happened.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker3: That's because he was undressing me with his eyes. He had told you he does that.
Speaker1: I don't think it was his eyes that did that. No, I don't think so.
Speaker3: You don't think so? Oh, there I am.
Speaker1: Penis in your mouth.
Speaker3: I don't know how that happened. It just...
Speaker2: Really?
Speaker3: Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker1: We can experiment.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker3: I think we're going to have to. Maybe you can explain how that happens.
Speaker1: So there you are, spitting on his dick.
Speaker2: I spit on it.
Speaker3: Yeah, I spit on his dick.
Speaker1: See, this is Stephen running the camera here.
Speaker2: Oh, is that who I was?
Speaker1: This is where Stephen was laying on the ground.
Speaker3: I do remember that.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: You know, now as you're rubbing your pussy, getting ready.
Speaker3: Yeah, there he is.
Speaker1: Okay, and you're getting the husband ready. So now here's a kind of hot shot, and I'm actually doing her.
Speaker3: Yeah, you're doing.
Speaker1: It looks like remotely like she's having some fun.
Speaker2: In the meantime, you're sitting there doing the husband yeah i'm doing the husband so it's good i'm still doing her oh that's nice husband's next to you feeling you up yeah oh steven stepped in that's it you're done now yeah i guess i only spent like five minutes yeah, well, just got ready. Yeah, he was definitely enamored with her. Oh. She was with him, too. Oh, do you think? Jesus Christ. Those two. That's awesome. Yeah, so then there's the husband doing you. Doing me. There's him still doing you and Stephen doing her. Oh, dear. Stephen teasing her pussy with his penis. I don't know how that happens. There's a picture over here. Yeah, he's sitting there right between her thighs, her legs in the air. There's a light, the light there. That's the sun. Yeah, the sun. But in the meantime, the husband's over here licking your pussy. Licking my pussy. Yeah. Did a good job. Yeah, apparently you had a couple orgasms. Oh, yeah. So there's that. And then the husband, I don't know if he made you cum or whatever, but all of a sudden his dick went up in her mouth while Stephen's fucking her. Yeah, just mix it up a little bit. Yeah, it's all good. I just step to the side. You know, you have a penis and there's someone that is willing to take it. Why wouldn't you do it? Why not? So then we move on to the point where. Wow. A lot of legs and arms. Oh, there's a lot of flesh flying all over the place. Flesh all over the place. So hold on a second. And then she is sitting on her back with Stephen going to town. And you look like you're bent over. Where am I? I can't even see. You're behind. Oh, there you there you go yeah i decided to do a little doggies yes you did position there there we go yeah so and his penis looks like it's pretty much like you're almost your ideal size it definitely is yeah it definitely is it's it's a very comfortable like it's it doesn't like bottom out and you know puncture me it doesn't puncture a lung Yeah. It definitely is. It's a very comfortable, like, it doesn't, like, bottom out and, you know, puncture me. It doesn't puncture a lung. Yeah. No doubt. It's, you know, decent girth-wise. Decent girth-wise? Yeah, perfect. So you go into, like, any hole. It's like John Madden. We should always have a video of this where I could, like, sir, and his penis is the perfect size going into this hole here. And he's made an end run to the... Yeah, it was fine. It was really good. You're sucking him somewhere after he's already fucked you. That's nice. I mean, I know, again, Stephen's going to town on him. He got the wife into some unusual positions. Yeah. Well, then this was interesting. So, Stephen is laying with his head and shoulders on the, whether you're with him or me. I know. Except you wear glasses. Well, reading glasses. You know, maybe there's, you know. Well, apparently he did. Apparently. Always here to help. So, then we had Stephen actually come over and lay on the table so he wasn't, working those non-worked abs we didn't want him you know developing ab muscles no no i can't see them from here at all no so the laundry's in the way so so now here he's laying on the table with he's on his back with her sitting on his face still sucking his dick. Right. Yep. And now he's supported by the table, so that was a little easier. Then you jumped up and sat on his dick. Right. And then I saw the husband. I'm like. And he said, come on up here. I waved him over. Oh, let's see. Yeah. So you worked Stephen's dick into your pussy. And I waved him over like, I was like. Yeah, and you had him. Now, here's where I question the tensile strength of the table. Oh, yeah. So you have you, Stephen, and the wife on the table. Now you had the husband stand on the table. You wasted no time putting that husband's dick right in your mouth. Well, you know just there i mean i knew we wanted time i'm not i'm not complaining i'm just saying we're no at this point no one you guys were not anywhere near knowing what time it was no we had no idea no so and again you got the husband to come again you got you had him come like two to three times it was weird though i never i i don't know um well he might suffer from what i suffer with yeah it was like the dry orgasm you're gonna make me come again you're gonna make me come again i'm like i didn't get a mouthful or anything i mean i can't tell i know steven looks like he's finger fucking where i eat her yeah i can't tell if that's anally or vaginally i can't tell either but you know steven's getting the best of both worlds there oh yeah i can tell he was distracted because he wasn't fully erect which was fine so i've been in that situation yeah it's like it is tough to concentrate on one but still we're still was still rideable, so it was fine for me. I was like, I enjoyed it. I didn't mind. Well, and the wife had, I don't know how many screaming orgasms. I'm surprised the cops didn't show up. She was so loud. Oh, my God. So. Yeah, when she started putting that shirt in her mouth, I was like, yeah, we're going to need a ball gag.
Speaker1: Yeah, and here's the husband coming in your mouth again. Yeah, I see that. Pulling your hair. Pulling my hair. I kept telling you, pull my hair, pull my hair. So technically, you did a threesome. Because you have one in your pussy and one in your mouth. Ah, I guess I did. Well, there's four of us on the table, so there you go. Yeah, but I'm saying you did a threesome with two guys. Two guys. Yeah, so. Yeah, bringing it to an... That's a great picture. I should capture that. Yeah, that is a good picture. But, yeah, no, it was a little wild send-off for Stephen. He got to have kind of like a little orgy. A little orgy going on there, yeah. Yeah, you know? I mean, not something he experiences in his everyday.
Speaker2: No, I'm sure he's going to. We don't either. No, every once in a while.
Speaker3: But still, I mean, he's going to go home and be like, wow, did that really happen?
Speaker1: Did I really have it? Well, I did a bunch of screen captures of the video.
Speaker3: Oh, did you?
Speaker1: For that couple.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: And we don't have releases, so that video, I'm sorry to say, will never will never be released but uh we just shared with you what was going on in it um but i did some screen captures and i put them out there um i sent them to the couple and i sent them to steven and steven was like holy shit they're hot so yeah they're hot you know let's see oh no a beautiful woman is you know you're fucking a beautiful woman sucking a beautiful woman fucking a beautiful woman you know having another beautiful woman behind you getting fucked too having one beautiful woman sitting in your face one sucking in your dick no that's horrible oh I know I don't want anybody anybody would want to do that I hate when that happens I know I try to, like, shield you from it because I know it's just awful. Please don't let that happen again.
Speaker3: Don't let that happen again.
Speaker1: Yeah, not this week. Next week's new week.
Speaker3: Next week's different.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: So, but, yeah, no, I thought it was a very, very erotic little, and it was outside.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: You know, under remote cover.
Speaker2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker1: You know, so it was a nice warm day. It was 87 degrees. Everybody was all all sweaty and slimy it was kind of erotic from that too it was it was pretty nice you know very nice and uh again the wife was moaning and screaming oh my god so loud oh my god and these are people just to show to show you how much they appreciated Stephen, they live three hours from us. That's what you said. Yeah, that's a long time. So they actually came three hours to see Stephen. Let's call it what it is. Let's call it what it is. The husband wanted to see Stephen fuck his girlfriend. Right. And he wanted to fuck you.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: So what was it?
Speaker1: And they went to see me hold the camera. So, you know, I give great camera. But it was a very erotic little afternoon outside, midday. You know, and then not only did I get to hold the camera i got to make everyone lunch yeah baby oh that was a good lunch though i gotta admit that that was good yeah well it's my food it's good it's not great to me it's you know i made chicken fajitas on the uh flat top so so I am known for some cooking sometimes. But, yeah, no, it was very erotic, very, I'm sure they're, and then they got to take Stephen home, take him to the airport, sorry, take him to the airport, so they got to spend a little more, another 45 minutes with him.
Speaker2: Sure.
Speaker1: So it saved me a trip. Not that I was opposed to taking Stephen. Yeah, it was kind of sort of on their way. Kind of. It was like 10 minutes out of their way. If that. Yeah. If that. But I know it was erotic for, I think it was erotic for everybody. I don't think there's any one of the five of us that didn't find that erotic. Very erotic. Yeah. So if, you know, you've heardven talk about like the party and stuff and uh you know it it's weird i sit there and think like this is just life that i'm used to so it not that it's not erotic but it's just like just my life but then i sit there and think about some of my friends i think about their lives i was like oh yeah i guess my life is pretty erotic oh compared to other people yeah i just don't think because i don't know another life you know for like for me to sit there and like walk up the like if i'm down by the pool or something and i walked up here and if you know if it just so happened you're sitting there sucking or fucking a guy it's like hey hey baby how's it going you know it's erotic to me but it's like you know everybody else like oh my god jesus christ you know for me it's just like yeah there you go baby you know we're from down in the pool and there's somebody joining us and all of a sudden i see you kissing him and all of a sudden they're sitting on the edge of the pool you're sucking them or vice versa it's like yeah doesn't doesn't everyone do that i i i would think they they do yes why else would you have a pool exactly oh my you know yeah i i guess we um we're very used to this kind of atmosphere so it's yeah well it's kind of the lifestyle you know um i mean and like sunday you have again the return of the guy who's a fan another fan steven started out as a fan yep you have a guy who's a fan who you just did webcam webcams with yes and he just happened to be in the area and he's still in the area for business and we happen to have some time and you know he's going to come back and you get to play with him so and there's also a couple that i'm talking with um through s sos that's relatively close that wants to meet us and stuff that might be on the podcast with us on Sunday.
Speaker2: Oh, that'd be interesting.
Speaker1: So they want to meet us and potentially play.
Speaker2: And I told him we meet first, but you can meet, we could talk on the podcast and go from there. That sounds good. So we'll see what happens with that. You know, again,
Speaker1: I can't promise that's going to happen,
Speaker2: but, uh,
Speaker3: one more thing. That's a potential. There was a, a younger guy. He's just turned 30. Thank you. that's going to happen but uh one more thing that's a potential there was a a younger guy he's just turned 30 nice body but he was on one of my uh many outlets and he's like hey you know i'm in this area and i'm like name it name the town which is literally the next town over from us okay and he's like hey this is what i look like and he sent his picture and he's like a younger steven's got the washboard abs and i'm like what the hell's going on here something's in the water he's like they've seen my pictures well that's what it is they're just like i gotta be vince yep that's exactly what it is well i have more the washing machine than the washboard. The drum, the barrel. The clothes. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Well, I have more of the washing machine than the washboard. The drum, the barrel. Very close. It's, yeah, the same family. Yeah, same thing. But he's like, yeah, there's this bar. We can, you know, go there and meet if you want. And I was like, okay, let's see where this goes. Okay. I don't know about Monday. I'm need a break I think I need a break
Speaker2: Well
Speaker1: I mean it's only Thursday at this point
Speaker3: Yeah so maybe I'll be energized by then
Speaker1: But yeah We also have another gentleman from the next town over Who reminds me I told you of the one younger gentleman This guy is 25 He wants to meet too He was referred to us by
Speaker3: I need some attention
Speaker1: Can establish whether this goes any further We'll be right back. 25 he wants to meet too he's referred to us by um i need some attention can establish whether this goes any further might be uh might be interesting yeah but um anyway so we just wanted to share the little um the little erotic tuesday afternoon we had with steven his little send-off his little send-off you know so steven friday night when he showed up um hadn't had anything to eat all day from flying and uh was drinking some bourbon and got went a little past so he was yeah he was pretty gone but then saturday steven and i hung out and then picked on up at work and we went up to the party and he was the hit of the party. Yeah, he was definitely the hit of the party. Well, I think Stephen and I both were the hit of the party. He was first, I was second. And then Sunday, you got to play with Stephen. A little bit, yes. Yep. Was that Sunday? Yeah, it was one time. Well, Sunday we did the podcast. 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Speaker3: I'm at hotwifedonnalyn.com, and you can see all the videos I'm posting on a regular basis. Yeah, so. Oh, no we used to be. Holy cow. Well, he's got like a lot of, even for. He's a natural energy bank guy.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker3: He has, even for his age, he's no youngster.
Speaker1: He's 46.
Speaker3: Or 45.
Speaker2: Whichever. Whatever. Does it matter? No.
Speaker1: He's not 56, 57, 62, 63, whatever.
Speaker3: No, he's go.
Speaker1: God bless him. I'm like, what drugs are you doing? I need to recuperate. So, and again, we've heard from our friend Janice. Jay. Jay, I mean, sorry, same thing. Jay sent me actually some videos. Oh, different than the ones that I have or ones that I saw? I don't know what you saw, but they're just a little brief little five seven second videos of her stripping and flashing me and oh no no oh yeah no they're hot as shit oh i'd peek at them yeah i he uh actually and so dude your thoughts and prayers um and uh you know he actually told me that uh he he gave the Spunkwood we sent him to his wife's girlfriends. Oh, nice. And then he went and bought some on his own. And he loves it. Very cool. So it's also awesome. And our friend Mickey actually told me she friend. I'm like, I don't want to say girlfriend cause it isn't a girlfriend per se, a female friend onto the podcast. I don't remember her name right now, but, um, you know, so, um, uh, get welcome to the show. I know Steven had talked to a few people he met through Reddit. So yes so uh people that are now listening to the show we want to welcome our numbers keep growing we want to thank everyone for listening we hope you enjoy the share to some degree um feel free to email us again at hotwife at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com um but uh no that little thing on tuesday was very very erotic very erotic it was really cool yeah it was a lot of sex going on yeah i'm that poor little massage table yeah that thing for someone you bitch at me for spending the 75 bucks that thing has got about six thousand dollars worth of fucking on it. Yeah, it surely does. And you know what?
Speaker3: The new one we got just isn't as good. We have to get
Speaker1: a new one that is the wider version, but they're not $75 anymore. They're $275.
Speaker3: We might have to make this one work. It's in fine shape. It's just getting
Speaker1: Yeah, we have to put a new cover on it. The pleather
Speaker3: is kind of not so good.
Speaker2: Anyway.
Speaker1: Yeah, so I'm not sure what's in store for this Sunday show, but stay tuned. Check out our, again, please check out our Patreon account. We'd like to think we give you more than your $5 worth. Oh, hell yeah. The one show alone was definitely worth it. Yeah. Oh but again we appreciate everyone who uh all of you who wasn't around the world um we're completely humbled so um i want to thank you and we're going to wrap this up now for uh this will be our friday morning show right uh again hope you have a great day a great weekend uh wake up every day and give it hell because every day is a new day so with that i'm going to say good night and i'm going to go
Speaker3: get some well-deserved rest from this crazy whirlwind week and everybody have a great night We'll see you next time.