A Wild Day

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. I got to crank the volume up on that. Oh, yeah? It's too low. Too low? Yeah, I hear that. Well, of course, I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. Hi, Vince. Hi, Donna. How are you? And we have a special guest. Greg is for this evening. From what Sunday? Oh, yeah. Two ago. Was it two Sundays ago? Yeah. It was a while. Yeah, so we've had quite an exciting little afternoon.

It was a very interesting rainy Sunday. It didn't turn out any way we planned it at all. Not at all. Well, we didn't plan on rain, but it happened. Well, I thought, see, I was going to shoot with my playmate, and I wanted a sunny day. I wanted to shoot by the pool. I wanted to shoot, like, under the veranda or the pergola, actually, you know, do some outside stuff. But, of course, it was, like, pouring. It was, like, raining. It was a nasty, crappy day, and I thought, okay, plan B, right, Vince? You're like, okay, we'll shoot everything in the bedroom. Not a big deal.

It'll be, we have air conditioning. It'll be, you know, it'll be, you can play more. Not to mention we thought maybe Mickey might jump in. We didn't know. Well, there was, well, we had. We had so many, so many things going in. Back up, back up. Hold on. Okay, what? Originally, not only was, you had two mites, two playmates, one being Greg. Right. But you had Mickey and potentially Angelina being here. This is going to be like a real fuck fest. It had potential. Potentially. It had potential. I don't know. Right. But you had Mickey and potentially Angelina being here.

This is going to be like a real fuck fest. It had potential. It had potential. It had a lot of potential. It just went in so many different directions. And just like the rain, it got washed out. Part of it did. Part of it did not. You've still got your fucking pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? I think I got three pots of gold, actually. Whatever. Whatever. It's all good. Well, yeah. And as soon as you wrap up this podcast, you make it a fourth. I'll get a fourth. So, hey, thanks for coming. We are headed out. Sorry. I guess not. I just checked. Yeah. I just checked.

Well, there's so many different aspects. It just turns out to be a very erotic day just so you know we're just you know start out with just upstairs and my first playmate came over we had you made some pulled pork and they had food and well that just didn't sound right yeah it's important my room my one playmate came over and you pulled pork yeah no you had you had made it pork. Let's back up. No. Yesterday, I decided. Originally, the concept was have a pool party. Right. So, I like to cook. Yeah. I have my smoker. I smoked pork shoulder for like 10 hours to make pulled pork. Okay.

Let's not put pool and pork and playmate all in the same fucking sentence. They'll put smoking and pole next to each other. Yeah, just not good. I'll put them next to each other because I'm fine with it. If you use the terminology you or I, not Vince. Vince is nowhere in the pulled someone's playmate's pork or smoked someone's pork. You heard that. There was no intention. I don't know what. There was no. I'm just making sure. Clarifying. Yeah. So, Greg, how was my pork? It was wonderful. Did you like his pulled pork? Was it juicy in your mouth? It was so meaty. Was my pork all juicy?

It was weird that it was all shredded, though. Well, it's lots lots of your marriages just women do that to you but did you like the meat and the buns oh it's my specialty and then there's some creamy slaw mmm that was good wasn't it like the creamy slaw yeah alright I'm heave. I'm getting hungry again. I'm not hungry or horny at this point. I'm both. Food porn. That was delicious. So we had all these people supposed to show up. Yeah. The only person who wasn't able to show up was Angelina. She sustained a moving furniture injury overnight. Yeah. Broke a toe or something. Broke a toe.

We need some furniture. Sorry to hear that. We miss her. Yeah. It's always interesting having her around. And you have to check out her podcast if you go to look up the Sex Crazed Podcast. Yes. So check out her podcast and definitely keeps it interesting. Oh, my God. Yes. Love her to death. Love her to death. Man, I tell you what. She has no idea how close she is to having me. Just that whole doesn't want me thing. Oh, stop it. You couldn't handle her. No, I couldn't. No. You literally had to sign a waiver. That's like riding a Bronco. Eight seconds. Oh, my God.

I couldn't even put a saddle on that thing. No. Mm-mm. She's like, yeah, I want to bite him. I want to scratch him. I want to punch him. I was like, what? Are you going into the boxing ring? Is this MMA fighting? Are you making love? I'm not making love with her. you fucking or MMA fighting? What are you doing? You gotta look at that body and her and how beautiful she is and go, it might be worth trying. You know? If they told you, okay, go ride one of these fucking bulls at the rodeo, okay? And you're gonna get a million dollars to do it. You're going to get thrown. You might get killed.

You might get killed. It's like back in the day, back when Mike Tyson was a boxer. Right. It's like, you don't, these guys competing against him is like, oh, they're going to get $10 million to fight Mike Tyson. It's like, oh, I'll let them punch the fuck out of me for $10 million. But now you sit there, like, I'm okay, I'm 57, and go like, fuck no, man. I might die. You might die. You might die. Yeah, when age comes remote wisdom. I sit there and look at Angelina and it's like, really? I won't come. She's going to kill me. She's going to throw me. You're going to be in traction.

She's going to fucking, yeah, it's going happened to you? I didn't have sex with her. It's like... What happened? She threw me against a wall. Yeah. And she fucking punched me. And bit me. And she fucking grabbed my scroto and pulled it like a lawnmower. And then she fucking put like four fingers on my ass. And they're like, really? It's like, that's just the good part. That's the part you want to talk about. The other part. The rest I can't tell you, it's embarrassing. When she was talking about eating somebody's ass, it's like, oh, I just want to get in there, get my face right in there.

I'm going to make them, you know, they have to do an animal, make sure it's all clean. When she said about putting Listerine in their ass, So, oh, I just want to get in there, get my face right in there. Like, I'm going to make them, you know, they have to, like, do an animal, make sure it's all clean. And then, you know. Well, when she said about putting Listerine in their ass, I'm like, what? I am out. I'm out. I'm going. I'm out. I'm going. And then he's like, I want to stick, like, you know, some kind of. Twinkie up their ass. I'm like, is that the treat at the end of the hallway?

It's like, what the fuck? Like, between their ass cheeks, they eat it out. Oh, okay. I'm like, how do you get a Twinkie in someone's ass? It's not hard enough. I don't want to find out. Yeah. I don't think she meant like in their ass, but like in the ass cheeks. But he's going off with- Listen to those episodes. Oh, yeah. It's a train wreck. It's just a train wreck. So your first playmate came over. Yes. And then Mickey showed up. Yeah. Mickey got tied up. She had a difficult evening and a difficult trip here. Yeah, it took her a while.

You know, you started that sentence when Mickey got tied up, and I was like, what did I miss? Yeah, Mimi, you should watch what words you put together. Mickey and tied up. It's a Freudian slip. That's all I'm saying. I wish you can't run away and spray me with mace. Oh, yeah, maybe you should watch what words you put together. Mickey and Tide Apple. It's a Freudian slip, that's all I'm going to say. I wish you can't run away and spray me with mace. Oh, stop it. She wouldn't do that. She might. What? No, I'm just kidding. But so she got here, and then she's like, hey, it's warm outside.

Why don't we get down to your pool? It's like. We're like, oh. It's kind of overcast. Most people don't think about going to a pool when it's overcast. It's like, all right, let's go. Yeah, okay, let's do it. So your playmate just stripped down to his undies. Yep, he just swam. You know, fucking asshole and shape and... I saw it. Striding down the steps all proud. Look at me in my underwear. Fuck you, homo. No, I'm just kidding. He's a great guy. Even though he's gay. He's gay. I don't know.

i don't know he's not gay so we get down there he's hiding it well mickey puts it puts on her bikini and it's like oh my god yeah it looked really cute let me put on a muumuu and i'm not a woman but um so we all got in the pool and then then greg showed up i didn't realize i showed up I thought this was a... Yeah, we were running the pool for maybe 15 minutes. Obviously, 20 minutes. Yeah. Half hour tops. Tops. Okay. So, but yeah, so there was a lot of horny people in the pool. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

It didn't, you know, didn't help that, you know all these beautiful people not counting myself well wait a minute before we went down the pool i'd already played with my first playmate yeah i already done session one so that you know this gave him my recovery one which was what three or four orgasms minimal i just yeah i it was just it was just one of those days where just everything was clicking. Yeah, it was pretty kind of rapid fire for you. Yeah, it was pretty rapid fire. That doesn't usually happen. You were rather excited today, right? I was very excited. I was.

I'm not going to say you're smiling like the Joker. I am smiling like the Joker. It's been a long time since he's, you know, come and made... It's your favorite playmate. It's my favorite playmate, and there's a loop he seems to do, and now it's just like I'm in his orbit. I'm sure he has a lot of playmates, and every now and again he's like, ah. From what he says, that number has diminished greatly.

Because he's not a person who doesn't call you like we've seen, doesn't go like, hey, what are you doing next week what he waits for people to call him so he's very respectful single man he's at 31 32 yeah he's good looking guy good looking guy he's in good shape so he's gay um of course he is well he actually i think i reached out to him before he went on vacation when he came back from vacation he's like hey i to get together? And I was like, hell yeah. Yeah. Well, I think he's got a little thing for you, too. It's fun. He's definitely a senior citizen discount.

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. He's helping, you know. He doesn't buy lottery tickets, help the senior citizens and just porks one. He just porks one. Of course, he ate the shit out of my pork, didn't he? Yeah, yeah. You're a good cook. Well, I can, yeah, right. He ate the shit out of your pork. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. He didn't fuck the shit out of yours. Hey, well, there you go. He porked my loins. Yeah, he definitely, yeah. Yeah, he sure did. Holy cow, I was, I was, it was a very, very nice encounter. She's almost stammering for words. A little bit, yeah. Well, it's like the orgasms.

I just, ba-boom. I was like, what the, where are these fucking coming from? Um, you're busy. Well, they weren't all vaginal, they weren't vaginal orgasms. I only had one vaginal. But did you get some from Amazon? Yeah, I did. I ordered ordered them I said, hey, can you send me A couple orgasms over? No, they were clitoral Is this next day delivery?

Might have waited until next day I would not be a happy camper They're instant delivery You get them from Amazon If you get them from Costco They come in bulk Oh, bulk That's what it is It's Costco Or in my my case bj's which i like better yeah how much how disappointing is it they don't sell those are yeah he's walking down the aisle saying where are the bj's at what isle is bj's in you're in bj's no no no i want the the aisle for bj's But, so then we are down at the pool. And, you know, your boy toy is there in his underwear. Yeah. Parading down the steps.

Apparently, you know, Mickey said, yeah, the neighbor saw him walking down the street, you know, down the steps. If I looked like him, I'd be walking around like that all the time. It looked like a swimsuit. It wasn't like it was like underwear. That was a little more form-fitting than a bathing suit. I'm sorry. Oh, you think? It wasn't like... If I hit his body, I'd walk around like that all the goddamn time. It's like, you know, you're at a funeral. Yeah? Yeah. If the dead guy looked this good, would you bury him in a suit? No. Yeah. I shaved my chest hair to look like a tie.

Do you think God would take someone with a bulge like this Come on You know Look at this tight ass You think Come on This is too good To be in a coffin Where you can't see it Fuck you Like her legs Just got a little tighter Yep If I had a piece of Coal I'd have a dime So then we all Got in the pool And just hung out Had a good time Socializing Craig showed I mean And piece of coal. I had to have a dime. So then we all got in the pool and just hung out. Had a good time. Socialized. And Greg showed up. And we all just were hanging out and having a good time. Then we meandered upstairs.

And Mickey got to eat some of my pork. Not in the way you like it, though. Yeah, well. It's whatever. I'm sorry. Greg got to eat some of my pork. Stuff I cooked. Stuff I cooked. So you've got to be careful how you're saying the pulled pork, because I got in trouble for that, so. From you. What, me? Yes. I don't think so. You've got to be careful how you put pulled and pork in that sentence. Yeah. God forbid. It's okay if I mix it up there, put playmate and the word pulled pork all in the same sentence, but don't you guys do it. And Greg had a sandwich. Yes. There you go. There you go.

Nothing about the pulled pork. So then Greg got to shoot you playing your second session. Yes. I'm going to be'm going to be very curious to see what that footage looks like. So. All right. Yeah. Greg is had his own equipment, so he got to do his spin on. Yeah. So I'm anxious to see because I've always wanted to see someone else shoot you through their eyes. Yeah. And that's what I wanted to see. See if you board them as much as you do me. I'm sure I have, hon. I'm sure of it. And so I'm not off a couple times. Thank you. Their eyes. Yeah. And that's what I wanted to see.

See, have you bored them as much as you do me? I'm sure I have, hon. I'm sure of it. And so I'm nodding off a couple times. I know. He's like holding the camera and going, God. It's like trying to get the flies. I don't want to shoot the flies. I thought I was going to shoot somebody shooting in your eye. Wait, what? But then after he got done videotaping you and your playmate and the playmate left, you deloused. Yes, I took a nice shower, cleaned everything. And then you got to pay him for his video skills. Yes, I did. So I was, once again, it was like, holy cow.

I tell you what, though, I'm going to need to take some, like, extra vitamins. I'm just saying. I took a lot of vitamins and supplements before the day started. I'll just need about, you know, 10 seconds of your time. I'm going to definitely need something to keep me going here. So that was, you know, I mean, how many women get to have that kind of weekend? Not too many. And I was really... Our friend Jay was supposed to potentially call in. I don't know what's going on. No, no, I did send her... So you want to give out the number in case that't do it? Ah, sure, that's a good idea.

The number you want to call in and join the conversation is 484-352-2553. I mean, we're just talking about the day we had, which was kind of very erotic and fun and exciting. And, you know, Greg, I mean, when we were playing up there, that was a lot of fun. I mean... Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Now he's hating life. He's hating hating life he didn't feel like he was hating life no I kept hearing praying yeah oh god get me out of here oh god you know in your story you did skip something uh oh you left out what happened to your second playmate and Mickey well she wasn't a playmate playmate today.

Well, I'm just saying. She was all fired up. Yeah, she was. She could not stop watching you play. I was like, I even said, come on in. I was really hoping Mickey would join with my playmate and I. I think the problem is with Mickey is when she gets started, she wants, like, she realized, like, okay, he's already halfway there so she she's not a sprinter she's a long distance runner because I tried like touching her and stuff she's like I don't want to play and it's like it's like I'm a sure thing But she just, she had things to do tonight. So I think she had things she had to get done at home.

And she knew if she was going to be playing, it would be an hour or more. If she started playing, yeah, it was going to be. We might not have gotten the podcast done in time. Oh, we would have gotten her done in time to do the podcast, you mean? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, there's, yeah. Yeah, she's. That would have been really kind of fun, because we even put the rubber sheets on the bed, because we know she's a squirter. Yeah, she is. Squirting it would have been. I know, I know. It would have been so freaking hot. I'm telling you. Trying to find one negative about her.

I'm thinking i she looks like her pussy tastes like hope her pussy tastes like more it tastes like more i got the sample it last week all i kept saying is i want more well i tell your story i was no we did it already we talked about that the other podcast oh that's old had he she came over is Well, I tell your story. No, we did it already. Did we? We haven't been repeated yet. We talked about that the other podcast. Oh, that's all it had. Yeah. She came over. It's as simple as this. She came over to hang out. Donna had her evening job. My night job. She came over.

Mickey bought some groceries and stuff, but we jumped in the pool. It was a warm night.

We're down there just swimming hanging out drinking and next thing i know she came over towards me i picked it up put her into the pool ate her pussy delicious made her come a couple a couple two three four times and uh we got dressed we came up here we had we cooked our food on the grill it was very good you know she had some kebabs we hung out she's dancing all over this the the deck out here just chilling and just continuing to tease me i realized like i got to have that oh my god um and just i mean she's a phenomenal woman she really is yeah she's well she seems really down earth too yeah she's very level-headed very intelligent hate that yeah Well, she seems really down to earth, too.

Yeah, she's very level-headed, very intelligent. I hate that. Yeah. I hate the women that are so attractive that you become a retard and they sound like a genius. Whoa. I never said that. I felt like a retard. Well, I'm a retard. Well, I don't want to think I'm a retard.

But no, she's uh she's a hoot she's a great woman uh she's her and i've all of us yeah we've been friends 10 12 years whatever it's been and um so it's uh you know the little extra spice just adds it to it oh yeah absolutely but uh so i was really like i even like you know trying to motion her over like come on come on, join in. The water's fine. She wanted to. If you'd watched her, because I'm back there with her, and she could, like, every time Greg would step in her way as he's shooting, she'd, like, make move to keep, so she kept her view. Oh, my goodness.

And I'm telling you, hell with actually seeing sex, like, the video of sex, if you just videotaped her face. Like I said to her, it's like, can I eat your pussy? And I just want Greg to videotape your face. Nothing else. Right. Just watch her face. Oh, my God. I've shot various videos where she's been here watching you. Uh-huh. And you just watch the reactions on her face as she gets turned on. Right.

You could off to that oh i mean god it's just you don't have to see in just her face you can see the pure eroticism in her face um see that's that's so hot but you're right if if this was my playmate's second round you're right he wouldn't have lasted long enough to satisfy her since she's like... Well, the second round you asked longer. But he'd already been started with you. I don't think it would be an issue. But she gave me permission to potentially pass on her number to him. So they might hook up on the road. That'd be nice. That'd be fun. I'll just pass my number on, actually.

That's how to do Dean Paster. I should be like, wait, man, I don't have this number. Wait, I give you my number? Oh, my God. Oh, I thought you were going to give her, like, a sheet of numbers. Just pick some numbers out. No. Call in now to get your number to Mickey. So, but, yeah, no, so you got to have a lot of fun today. i i think my pussy's pretty sore now i'm just just saying it's a little sore i don't get to fist fuck you later shut up okay it's a yes or is that no you've never fist fucked me stop it there's always a first time I can also say, you know what, this is July.

You told me come July, the 16th. 2023. 2023. You said, I want vaginal fisting. Double. Yeah, double fisting. That's what I want. Yeah. Well, wait a minute. Your running joke is not vaginal. It's anal. It's anal. He has his running joke, and he can't even tell me if I'm being a snide little bitch or something. He'd be like, if you don't like behavior, keep that up. I'm not going to give you two hours of anal fisting. I'm not going to give you two hours of anal fisting. That was the thing. Two hours of anal fisting. We might have told this joke before. Oh, we did. It's not a joke.

It's just a running thing. It is a running joke. Keep that shit up. You're not going to get you two hours or you're in a fisting tonight. And so apparently, now my son-in-law, great guy, great guy. My daughter did a phenomenal job in finding a husband. Okay. Very quiet, very stoic. Yeah, very quiet. One day my daughter and, now again, I don't remember ever saying this in front of anyone. So they were over here having a lunch one day with us. And Donna did something, as usual, because I'm harmless. Because you're perfect. Thank you for saying that. I had it recorded. Yeah, now it is.

So the next soundbite is, you're perfect. You're perfect. So I just said, that's it. You're not getting your two hours of anal fisting tonight also my daughter goes that's where the fuck he got it from i said what she goes he keeps coming up with this keep it up you won't get two hours of anal fisting tonight she goes where those where the fuck did he get that from well but again she didn get that from? Well, but again, she didn't, because we don't see my daughter and my son-in-law that much. So that he picked it up from something I had said. And she was like, I should have known.

Yeah, who else? It's like, yeah, well, you know. That's the running joke of two hours of anal fisting. Before they got married, my daughter, when she was living with us, we'd make jokes. Our bedroom was up on the second floor. And, you know, she'd be watching TV, we'd be going to bed, and I'd just kid around with Donna. Yeah, because you don't want to hear your parents talk about sex. And so I made a point to talk about it. I get so embarrassed or make her uncomfortable.

So I sit there, as we walk up, I was like, hey, Donna, am I putting the safety nets up, or are we just going to play with the trapeze tonight and let it go? Where it's like, hey, tonight, are we doing the zoo or the circus? Which animal should I be tonight? And she's like, Dad, knock it out. Dad, that's gross. So she, you know, I've scarred her for life. Remember the outfit you said you're going to have this T-shirt that says, you know, I'm so-and-so's father. I was going to put for her. I was going to have her face. I'm my daughter's name. Right. I'm so-and-so's father.

I was going to have the nipples cut out and stuff like that. Because she's like, you can't embarrass me. I said, oh, yes, I can. Now, some years prior, she challenged me that I couldn't embarrass her. I proved her wrong. Okay, which time was this? A friend of mine had a a halloween party oh yes he rented the fire hall and had i don't know 50 60 people oh minimum yeah it's a pretty it's a pretty party yeah and he even had awards for best costumes i was gonna say i won two years running two years right yeah the first one the first year was uh just a uh i had my grim re Reaper's cloak.

And again, I'm not a small man, so the Grim Reaper's cloak had a big old wooden side. So it was intimidating. Right. Second year, she's like, you're not going to embarrass me, Dad. Like, challenge accepted. I think I am. So I came up with this concept.

I'll just tell you the name of the character Was a fucked up fairy Okay So it basically was Me in Simpson boxer shorts Construction boots A tutu Tutu A wife beater undershirt With stains all over Like ketchup and mustard A cigar in my mouth Fucking Butterfly wings on my back a one of those tiaras with like fucking stars stars that kind of go back and forth and a star wand on my hand okay we got out of the car she's like you're not really walking in like that are you oh yes I am it's Halloween yeah if I can come out dressed like this now if it's not halloween and a dress like this i get it yeah then you end up so i went into the party and it was like one of those moments like we've experienced before like the the record the record needle stops and looks and is like fuck yeah well again second year running there you go i took first place yeah yeah he was like the fairy godmother that you don't really want the fairy yes i was very with the like i said with my beard and everything else and yeah don't challenge me yeah she she would not even hang out with you at the party at all she's a lot better now she's kind of gotten over her anxiety but yeah But, yeah, don't think I can't embarrass her.

I will. That's because now she knows what to expect. Oh, she knew what to expect before. She just didn't think I had to call on this to do it. I don't give a fuck what people think. No, yeah. That was fun. That was a fun costume. It scared a lot of people. A lot of people, again, someone my size. Yeah. I mean, we're close in stature. Yeah. So you start dressing like that, people are like, oh, my fucking God. I have to wonder where he got a tutu. But you know what? Back then, that was like 10 years ago. I made that. 10 years ago, it was probably a little scary.

By today, they're like, so what are your pronouns? Yeah. So what am I addressing you as? I don't want to offend you. Excuse me. Oh, my God. You just look so wonderful. Oh, my God. I wish my son would just meet you and just understand you're his role model. He needs to lob his penis off and become just like you. But my penis isn't cut off. Sure it isn't. Look at that little, little dimple you got there. That thing has been cut off. No, it hasn't. Yes, it has. Come on. You can be comfortable and say you're something that you're not. I'm sorry. Smooth on. Where was I going with that?

I don't know. And it's down. It's going down. It's going down. But anyway, so you got fucked a few times today. I sure did. I got the bottom knocked out of me pretty good. Your mouth's all stretched out? Yeah, from Craig's fucking big-ass dick. Wait. Big-ass dick. Let's think about it. Okay, his large... Which is, is his big ass or his big dick? Okay, his big dick. Because I don't believe men have dicks by their asses. I mean, they are kind of relatively in the same vicinity. They're close. All right. With his semantics, with his English language. Why can't you just say his big dick?

His big dick. You don't need to throw an ass, men. Because I'm white. See, if it was a black, it'd be a big black dick. But when you're a big white dick, no one says that. It's a big ass dick. Big ass dick. B. Big white. Yeah. Yeah, but nobody says that. B-W-C. Yeah, no, B-W-C is something. Well, they say B-W-C, but they won't say big white cock. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. They'll abbreviate it. Well, they don't say B-W-W either. That's the wrong one. No. Because no one says I'm a grown woman anymore.

You're a grown ass woman anymore you're a grown ass woman you're a grown ass you know what happens to the rest of them just the ass group just the ass group some of these women i see that's the only part of that group that ass is huge especially you know it's like the whole ass implant thing i saw someone like i was like okay there's women i go i think they might have had ass implants and i saw something it's like well how you can tell is if the ass is bigger than proportionate to the legs if a woman has a big ass and legs that are proportionate to it right but you have something that looks like toothpicks with a pumpkin sitting on top of it, then they're talking ass implants.

Why would you do that? I don't understand that. I don't know. Because you're Kim Kardashian. I guess. I never looked. I didn't, again, since I've seen this revelation, I mean, I'm not a big Kim Kardashian fan. Yeah. But does she implants or is that natural? I think her, the only thing I know, and i can't even confirm i don't know nikki minaj apparently did and i think kim kardashian maybe not maybe i'm wrong about kim kardashian yeah i don't know just do squats just do squats just i mean there's one woman i follow on instagram she's gorgeous she got big tit implants. She's a gorgeous woman.

Something Santos. I don't remember her first name. But, again, I look at, she's got this big fucking ass on her. Not fat-wise, but like a big round ass. Right. She enters the room five minutes after she does. Yeah. But, again, she's got kind of skinny legs. Like, oh, that's just horrible. She must have had no ass.

Instead of going, okay, instead of going okay i went like level two no she went right to level 14 it's like no don't no no no you don't need that you know set a case to be on your ass while they're fucking you yeah no yeah one can fine a case not so much yeah well i don't know medical technology yeah yeah i guess's ask you greg yeah what what are the aspects of a woman you find the most uh attractive what is the thing that attracts you most a woman brain you gotta you gotta talk to me you have no mace what no mace no mace that makes you attractive a brain that's true yeah don't spring me in the face of mace that's one that's number one and then the brain's number two I find that most women just need security they're always yelling it when I come around security security I like that one yeah I just want to know what they like like i don't know the thing that's that's i'm you know beyond the physical aspects i just be able to talk to me and be real tell me the truth tell me what you're thinking and hopefully it's filthy well hopefully hopefully that's that's always good yes but uh other than that, I actually like a pretty face.

Yeah, I like beautiful eyes. Yeah. Eyes are definitely... And once the eyes have sold me, have great legs and ass. Oh, yeah. You see, you can't go wrong with that. I mean, I'm a... And personality is important. Yeah. Face, though. If you're a bitch, I just put my dick in your mouth. It's funny. I think the same thing.

You ever been in a party where the girl talks too much, and you're a bitch I just put my dick in your mouth it's funny I think the same thing you ever been in a party where the girl talks too much and you're like I just want to put my dick in her mouth yeah that'll shut up but it becomes a thing for me it has like I really wanted to talk to you I really like she might brain it off if that's a problem they're not the type of women I'm talking about they might try to talk while it's in their mouth they just take their teeth out Thank you.

She might bite it off If that's a problem They're not the type of women I'm talking about They might try to talk While it's in their mouth They just take their teeth out Okay Wait which kind of parties Are you going to?

I don't know I'm talking retirement parties Retirement parties Really retirement parties I'm talking like You know Betty Sue's 102nd Yeah I mostly go to sentin and jerryan parties that's primarily my thing you've heard of wedding crashers um was it sent to jerryan is that it when you go to a party 100 years old yeah how you sort the woman out it's like who wants centrum you know when they come over get their centrum pills you're like hey how you guys doing how you guys doing? Hey, how are you? How are you doing? I do like an ass ass, too. I see an ass and legs, just, oh my God.

But I don't, I think the ass implants just ruin it for me. A genuine ass. Yeah, I feel like a real... A genuine ass. Not like me, but a beautiful ass. You are a genuine ass. I know, I figured I'd beat you to it. But you do such a good job. But I mean, like, yeah. No, there's nothing like a good set of legs and an ass. Okay, I have one question. Ten inches. I know that already. If I pull it real hard. Oh. Okay, with these butt implants, what if they explode?

what if they i have heard they flip around oh yeah i've heard of the they can shift and turn completely the other direction because here's the thing wow i have breast implants and they're because they're under the muscle they're actually in a pocket they're not going to be floating around and you're going to find them like other parts of your body and plus you're not sitting on them yeah plus but i've had girls that had uh breast implants that actually leaked and they're dancers and they're like yeah look i got one breast big the other one deflated it literally deflated yeah can that happen with the butt implants i don't know anything about butt implants i don't think they're like made of silicone.

I think they're like plastic. I don't know. I think it's one of those. No. Yeah, I think they're fairly hard because you can't sit, you know, you're sitting on them. You're like doing a lot of stuff. Yeah, like I don't think I'd want to be, I'm squeezing my breasts thinking, do I want to be sitting on my breasts? Is that something you should be doing without supervising someone who knows about breasts, like Greg or myself talking to you? Yeah, it's true. I shouldn't ever be fine. What do you know about breasts? That's right. Greg and I are experts. That's true. I'm so sorry.

I take that all back. If you're curious, we can sit on your breasts. I don't know. That would be a whole lot more than I do. Or at least fondle them and let you know what we think. Oh, there you go. See, that's... I mean, we will give you our expert opinion. Turnability tests. Yeah. So I just... That was one thing I kept getting stuck on. I was like, they deflate. You're going to have one ass cheek. Your ass will be lopsided. It's like the whole thing, yeah. You'd have a brain, your ass will be lopsided.

You'd have a brain, your ass will be lopsided it's like the whole thing yeah you would have a brain your ass would be lopsided your ass would be lopsided one of my dad's favorite statements yep that's what I'm thinking of my dad was such a motivational speaker use your head for something other than a hat rack yep you would have a brain your ass would be lopsided. Yeah. Thanks, Dad. Yay! No brain damage there. No dame damage. You don't have problems with your parents at all. No issues there. No. No one happy. They'll never find where I buried them. But that's another story. But don't laugh.

They't think I'm serious. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Jesus. Yes. That's my daughter. You're saying my daughter. I'm just saying I'm a little bit tuckered out from this whole day, so. working you spend all day fucking i'm sorry life is hard and so are you so there you go there's if i don't know i'll approach the subject okay something i don't understand okay Okay. How, pardon me for this, how is your pussy so tight? I never had children. My God. I've been with women who haven't had children, and I don't know. Actually, it's been tighter. First of all, she's four foot eleven. That's true.

So she's small in stature. Anyway. Anyway. Then you add the fact that she's never had kids. Right. Yeah. Then you add that she's such a tight one. Yep, there you go. Being a tight one, I'm constantly, you know, tightening it up. But I'm like, do you do kegels or what do you do? Yeah, but, you know, I don't. No, she can rip the condom off of a guy. I have done that. Yeah. I always say she can milk the cum out of your balls without you even trying. Yeah, I... You might say it's a bad thing. No, no. That's funny you say that. As a matter of fact, I can back that up. I had a friend who's...

Actually Actually the girl That you took a photo of She would do This thing And This thing with What her pussy Yeah She would If you ever get in touch with her I would love to shoot Current pictures of her I could call her When we're done here Or Yeah Well whenever Well yeah Yeah See if she remembers me Yeah But yeah She would do this thing where she'd get on top And move her pussy muscles And like milk you I've never She's a stunning woman She's gorgeous I'm having all kinds of That's a moment of silence Hold on I'm just thinking Yeah, no, and again Yeah, she was Moment of silence She was a beautiful, beautiful woman She was sweet too She wasn't just visually attractive She was very sweet So again, she was in a At that time when I photographed her I'm not going to get into it I don't know.

too. She wasn't just visually attractive. She was very sweet. Very nice. Yeah. So, again, she was in a, at that time when I photographed her, I'm not going to get into it, she was kind of in an awkward position. So, I did the best I could, and to my knowledge, she really appreciated it at the time. You know, made her, I rose beyond her expectations for what she told me. There you go. So, that's what I try to do. And you succeeded. There you go. I guess. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. So, yeah, I never saw her after. After you shot her. After the whole thing she was trying to get through. Yeah.

I'd be curious to see where she is today so but anyway um yeah so next week i'm right i have no idea what's going on next week what's going on next week um you have something planned i don't know about not yet but we're getting closer to your birthday oh god every every not every year but lately like last year you had a big thing for my birthday. You know, I got to be blindfolded and, you know. She had three doms and three subs take care of her. Yeah, that was fun. She was flogged. I was flogged. She was sucked. She was head-sucking. Scratched.

I was, whatever they wanted to do, they could do whatever they wanted to do to me. And they did. And they did. Yeah. But it was fun. I mean, I was in a very safe place. It was wonderful. It was so erotic. It was so much fun. And each year, you have to go bigger. And that's why I, I don't know if I'm supposed to tell you, but it's asked me to rent out the local arena. So, you know. Sorry. Oh, Jesus Christ. We didn't sell it all out yet. We have like 100 tickets left. Right. It's only 10,000, you know. I couldn't afford to rent the whole 39,000. Yeah. So, it's going to be a busy day.

What are you trying to say? We're just happy that spunklube.com is one of our spunklube. If you're going to be in that kind of situation and you need lubricant and wear something that's non-sticky and it's very water-soluble, check out spunklube.com. Actually, we used a shit ton of it today. Yeah. I was just, from everything going on, pumping it on my pussy and rubbing it in and rubbing on my clit, which felt really good. It was really, really good. And you're stroking your cock with the Spunk glue. That was really nice. How'd that feel? Well, hang on. Let me back up a second. Okay. Okay.

Nothing against Spunk glue. We love them. They're great people. Jeff, the owner, is incredible. His whole crew is incredible. Whether you're in Spunk Lube or nothing, if your hand is on my dick and stroking it, it just feels great. My hand was... Spunk Lube makes it better. Oh, it makes it a lot better. But you know what? Your dick... Your dick. Oh on my dick. Oh, it's going to feel good, of course. It's magical. It's magical. Sometimes it's nice just having that extra lubricant because you can slide up a little bit more. You can slide around. I don't know.

It's almost like you're doing one of those 70 dances. I'm using my hand. I'm sliding up the cock.

Is that what that is you're doing jesus christ that's like a fucking yeah kind of rhinoceros cock yeah it's very corkscrewed i do i kind of corkscrew it when i do that i know you're not talking about mine it's like i'm not gonna get it i'm not it's like that the pencil that barely fits in the pencil sharpener anymore I'm not it's like the pencil that barely fits in the pencil short run anymore I did not say that you did I did not say that you're not denying it well I was always I was always told not to lie of course I was also told you can't say anything nice let's back up to the whole thing oh honey I love you I do love you lie I don't know.

I don love you. I do love you. Lie. Jesus Christ. Okay, I'll do this as my little course. You're so full of shit, your eyebrows stink. What are you trying to say? I just said it. So anyway, back to Jay. Okay, back to Jay. Jay keeps talking about when to call in. And I told Jay we need to schedule a show where she calls in like during the week and we can actually talk to her. It won't be a live show. We'll have her call in and we'll talk to her about some of her exploits. She talks about... Holy shit. She has got some stories to share with us.

Each one hotter than the last one, or erotic, or, oh my God. I, I, I, Jay. I'm thinking about visiting Arizona. Of course you are. Jay's hot. Yeah, I'll take your ticket. Uh-oh. Hold on. Uh-oh. Let's see. Speak of the name. And who is this?

I didn't want you to feel like nobody called me wow a lot of feedback i saw him on his phone but I didn't put two and two together so I was like because I know he had made some phone calls before the show something oh he's checking his voicemail it's like god damn it oh my god okay so now you can tell everybody how small his dick really is yeah it's an itsy-bitsy thing. An inch more would be a king, an inch lessy would be a queen. No. Oh, my God. No, but anyway, so that was funny. I've got to give you that. That was fucking funny. That was funny. Tell me. Yeah, we're all excited.

Oh, we have a caller. Oh, my, my God. Again, of all the podcasts I've done over the years, I mean, it's nice. We offer the live show thing, but in all fairness, 99% of the time, it's downloads. It's downloads. And that's fine. But if you ever feel you want to reach out to us, again, reach out to us through hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. Just like Mr. Mr. Bale. Mr. Bale down in South Africa. Yes. Real quick note, Mr. Bale is a great gentleman. His mom is apparently going through some health issues. So, fan of the show, I'm going to ask you to say a little prayer for Mr.

Bale's mom and him and his family to make sure she's okay. Yeah, keeping her thoughts. But, you know, big hi to Mr. Bale, to Jay, to our friend Stephen, to our friend Michael, who just had surgery or was about to go down. He just went through surgery. Just had surgery. Yeah, Mr. Michael out there in western Pennsylvania, western United States, him and his wife, hope him the best. Again, we enjoy hearing from everybody who is a fan of the show. And you send him a little thing. We send him some spung glue.

So as soon as he gets better, he can, like, you know, get his back bad by fucking his wife. No, God bless him. And he sent me pictures of his beautiful wife. Yes, very sexy. Very hot. Very hot. I could so disappoint her. Oh, honey, you could disappoint so many women. I mean, women line up to be disappointed. Oh, my God. I would make her want everybody else but me. She is. Yeah. She is. He's turned women lesbian. Oh, my God, yeah.

So so i have a question why was this set up a hot wife podcast listening party for the future when when should i do that well that's a good question yeah i'm thinking that's like a september october thing okay i'm thinking like in the fall and when everybody's home for vacations yeah Yeah, that's a good idea. Maybe October. October may be a good thing. You know, our anniversary is November 1st. We want to get married on Halloween. I think that kind of thing would be an erotic fucking, erotic Halloween party. Oh, that'd be kind of fun.

So you can pre-promote it and let people know you're going to be live, and they can have their listening party, and then you can have your broadcast party, and then... We have to look into maybe some kind of way we could all do, like, a video chat room, so people could see everybody. Well, yeah, you could do that. That'd be kind of funny. Since it's going to be around Halloween, are we wearing costumes? Is that what... He's going to be the fucking fairy. I'm going to be the fucked up fairy.

the fucking fairy i think that'd be hysterical i'm just saying everyone come wearing your erotic outfits i'm just picturing you as a fucked up there yeah this is too too that gets me every time i know i think we could do i can kick it up a few nights you can kick it up a notches now. I'm more fucked up now than I was before. Yes, you're a lot more fucked up now. Oh, my God. That would be so fucking funny. And for those who... We have people ask all the time, what bourbon were you drinking during the show? Tonight, I am drinking the... I'm drinking Penelope's. Oh, okay. The white label.

I don't remember which one that is, but it's just a Penelope bourbon. It's a good bourbon. So, check out Penelope. Excellent. Every show, he's drinking something different. And I'm drinking water, and Greg is also drinking water. Now, what? This is a year. This is a good year. What's the proof on that water? Oh, it's definitely at zero proof. Zero proof. Wow. I know. Are you going to be okay? I think so. I think, oh. Oh, my God. I mean, I don't want you to fall. No, no. I'm not driving tonight, so it's okay. Shall we take your shoes? You have to walk home. Here's something to think about.

I'm married to her, and I have to drink alcohol to deal with it. She's married to me. She drinks water to deal with me. Oh, yeah. Who has a worst end of this? Hmm, donna! Ah, there we go. That's what I was looking for. That's what I thought I would hear. So, yeah, again, if you want to see where Donna is, like, see her videos and some of her fun. Yeah, check me out at hotwifedonnalyn.com. I can see all the platforms I'm on and I'm editing videos, like, in the morning. How about you say it slower so people can actually understand? Okay, at hotwifedonnalyn.com. That's L-Y-N-N dot com.

No E on the end. And if you wanted to reach out to either one of us, you can email us at... What is the email? Hotwifepodcast.gmail.com. I have my own Donna Lynn D-Lyn. I have my own Gmail account there. It's just all mine. Don't, my own Gmail account there. It's just all mine. Don't even go there, mister. So that'll be Gmail accounts. What can I tell you? It's true. He's such an ass. What? I'm sorry. How's the show going? It's going great. It's going great now that you're asleep. So, but again, so we'll wrap this one up soon. Oh, 52 minutes already. Fuck. What? Yeah. I don't have to tell you.

So, maybe next Sunday you'll put some time aside. It's 9 o'clock New York time, Eastern time. It depends where you are. Some people, I say Eastern time, they go, what? Yeah, he always says New York time. Yeah, it's New York time. I don't know. I'd love you to call in at the number of? Okay, the number you can call in is 484-352-2553.

So, and, you you know love to hear from you you can email us at hotwipodcast at gmail.com ding we have a wiener so but you know so hopefully again we want to thank everyone for listening to the podcast and you know hope you're enjoying your summer we I mean we have seen the numbers drop down it's just everybody's on vacation and stuff yeah we understand that it's understandable Thank you. No. I appreciate that. Okay. There's no threatening. But we still do challenge everyone to actually find one or two friends to get them to listen to the podcast.

If you think you have friends that might enjoy what we talk about or whatever. Or maybe people you really don't like. If you know other perverts. Or you just get them to listen as your segue to get them to sleep with you.

Oh, you think this is going to be a good segue oh my god i heard this podcast you guys gotta hear it with us and then you all start listening oh my would you ever do that how tight is your pussy see that's how about this what was that i get another like you're a male you get a woman to listen to it oh my god i listened to that holy shit it's like you don't Fuck me, I'm telling your husband, you listen to it. That's not going to work.

No, that wouldn't work i don't think so it's like okay blackmail's never okay well then suck my dick or i'll tell you how that doesn't work okay uh suck my dick or i'll'll Vince call you. Oh, see, that might do it. I'll give Vince your home address. That might do it. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. It's leverage. I don't know about that. A lot of women don't want me to know where they live. Restraining orders, you know. That's what that big stack of papers was. Yeah, that's exactly what that big stack of papers was. Court orders. I told you it was my collection of autographs.

Oh, you said that. Autographs. Hey, you have a little book for autographs. He has these pink paper things. I had to paper our house. It's like celebrities Non-celebrities Court orders He has these pink paper things. I could paper our house. Celebrities, non-celebrities, court orders. Your wife. Neighbors. I do notice you sit pretty far apart during these. I'm just out of the range of the mace. Well, yeah, the restraining order, he can't be within a certain footage. So this is why we're so far apart that's exactly why that and B.O.

well there's that well you know hey like I said it's been a very busy day see this can Febreze on my desk she keeps saying that's deodorant at least she didn't tell you it was mouthwash no she told me that too oh well so lie you guys are so bullshit so bullshit so anyway I want to thank everyone for listening and I hope you're enjoying your summer have a safe and wonderful summer get that relaxation you all deserve from working so hard and then uh we will talk to you next week or the next podcast um don't forget to check out the other podcast that uh um that angelina has started or she has her own little channel on our network the um sex crazed podcast yes so check that out and uh we will talk to you later.

All right. Have a great night, everybody. See ya.