A Wife Sends Her Husband Over

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Speaker1: Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. I know I'm giggling because every time we do the opening, both of us are mouthing the words and grabbing our boobs. And at the same time, it's like, it's a lot funnier with my husband doing it, though. I have to admit. You're just jealous. True. It's obvious that I really rock it. Yes, in so many ways. Well, you know, I don't like to brag. But I am. There you go. If you got it, flaunt it. Exactly my point, yes. If you got it, get shots for it. That's another way of looking at it. I haven't quite thought of it that way. But you tell me that all the time. Can you please go get some shots for that? That's not the way it's supposed to work. I'm not even going to touch that. Oh! That's my problem. There we go. I realized it as soon as I said I'm like, ah, done. Back to the crux. Thank you very much. So we got some things to talk about. Yeah, we sure do. Yeah. So I'm sorry if last week's show was not a great show for people. I appreciate you downloading it. The angry show? The I'm pissed off show. Yeah, I had a bunch to drink, and again, we got coasted. Why do you drink? Oh, my God. No, he doesn't have a problem, I swear. It was V8 juice. Of course. Yeah. Clemento. No, I don't have that. I got some other diseases, but I don't have Clemento. Yeah, you're almost psychological. But, so anyway. Anyway, so let's first talk about what's going up this week. What videos can people go and see and do know? Yes. Well, we're still working on because of the two camera issues. We weren't using a switcher. We did a really nice, really cool massage video here in this room. We had a massage table out here. But that's not going up this week. Sure it will. Oh, is it? Yeah, absolutely. So you got a nice, messy massage. Yeah, but the thing was, I like the messy massage, but I want to mix it up. I wanted to put it someplace else. And I kept saying, geez, you know, I want to put it in the sunroom. Let's stop for a second. Right. We're actually going back into videotaping these shows. Yes. So if you're listening to this, you'll be actually able to see the shows. Right. Exactly. I'm sorry to say we are going to ask for a nominal fee. You know, whatever the lowest amount we can charge on the sites. Oh, that'd be fine. Yeah. You know, we just, you know, we're looking for a little love to help us. Buy new equipment. Pay our expenses and stuff. Yeah. So, you know, so we're going to put it on. your OnlyFans pages. So if you're part of the members site of hers, it'll be included. Sure. But if you're on her free OnlyFans site, there'll be a nominal fee. Okay. And even on many vids, there'll be a nominal fee. I try to make, like, when I do the videos, I try to make it all the same price regardless of what platform it's on. Sure, yeah. But I'm saying it's going to be a nominal fee. Yeah, a nominal. So, you know, check it out. to the audio. And if you're interested in seeing the video. Then by all means. I can't say what the price is because each site has a minimum requirement. Okay. For a price. So we'll have to see. We'll have to do an experiment before we post it. But so you'll be able to see. Because we're going to do a little. We is not we. It's going to be a her. Doing a toy review. Yes. Okay. So we'll get to that. So anyway. So the video. The video that I'm going to be. Posting. Posting is the. massage video we did here. And like I said before, I kept thinking, when I do reverse cowgirl, I don't have anything to hold on to. And I'm like, boy, there's a hook up here in this beam. I'm like, geez, if we could just get like a rope or something. Oh, that's what I'm saying. Go ahead. I'm sorry, I wanted to say how we're set up in our sunroom. Yeah, we're in the sunroom right now. Yeah, so sometimes we haven't shot before of the podcast. Of the podcast. So actually it lays out pretty nice. Yeah, it's really, it's a very, very pretty room, or it could be a very pretty room. There's this really cool beam up above, and they have a hook from the previous owners. I don't even know what they're doing. They claim they had a dog out here. There's a couple. A couple hooks. I was like, yeah, it looks like BDSM stuff. Yeah, it definitely worked for that, too. Yeah. We're not ruling that out. We're not ruling that out at all. But anyway, go ahead. But I kept thinking, jeez, if I could do reverse cowgirl, I could get like, you know, maybe two ropes holding, so I could hold myself up, and I could, you know, really get into it instead of, my arms are so short. It's mechanically. And your legs are short. And my legs are short. Your whole body's short. Yeah, but. It's worse for my arms because I'm on somebody's body. And you're trying to straddle them. To straddle them, yeah. One of the problems we have when we have sex is, I'm not a small man, but your knees don't touch the bed. No, no. Yeah, it's hard to get the rocket motion going. Well, so I had this idea of using a rope. And you're like, oh, so we looked for a rope. And I couldn't find one. I said, hey, what about this chain? And you're like, hmm, that's about the right length. But you were smart, Vince, in that you're like, I have that recorded? Yes, you do. Wow, I'm going to put that in the sound bite. Instead of using just a chain loose, you took a piece of PVC and you cut it to about 18 inches. I don't know, I just cut it. Yeah, I just cut it like a nominal whatever length and it worked out perfectly. You slid the chain through it. So you had your own trapeze, basically. Yeah, it was like a trapeze bar. We're going a long way around the block to say I made a trapeze thing for her. Trapeze bar, like you do on those medical beds. You have like a trapeze bar so you can hold yourself up. Or the circuses. Yeah, but they're different. They're a whole different. You were still swinging on top of something. No safety net. No safety net here. But it worked out great. Yeah. Just worked out really good. So that'll probably go up, I'm going to guess, probably like Thursday, maybe? Depends on how quick I get it edited. Yeah. We work through the bugs of the... I don't know what else you may or may not have scheduled since you've taken over the editing process. It should go up this week by Thursday, absolutely. Okay, cool. All right. It was really... It's pretty hot, which we will definitely get to. And the show will probably be up. I don't know. We might be able to post it. Well, you know, we post these shows. We're recording on Super Bowl Sunday. Yes. Go Birds. We're not sports fans, but go Birds. Yep, go ahead. And so we probably post this the same day. You think Monday? Yeah, the video will be up on Monday also, which if you're listening to the show, it's going up today. We have to talk in You know, advanced terminology. So since we're recording on Sunday, it's going up tomorrow. So again, if you don't know where to see those videos, potentially, you want to go to HotWifeDonnaLynn, all one word,.com. That's all the platforms I'm on. I'm starting to populate clips for sale again. Yep. And we're also, Donna is also on, if you want to reach out to her to text her, or you want to phone call her, or you even want to video chat, go to her link on hotwifedonnalyn.com. For Sex Panther. Sext. Sext. S-E-X-T panther.com. Yeah, I try to get on there Monday through Friday from 8 to 2 o'clock. And there is a fee, I will tell you, there is a fee to text her and call her and video chat. So it's not as much as some sites, but it's, you know, it's how she's trying to make a living. I surely, I'll do whatever it takes. But yeah, it's been fun too. It's been a lot of fun. Because if we counted on me out on the street corner trying to sell it, we'd starve. I'd owe money. Probably. Hey. I mean, no, no. Damn. They would throw money at you to put your clothes on, which is still valid. Whoa, ouch. That's still valid. You know, really, it's okay if I say it. Oh, it's not okay if I say it. Somehow when you say it, it's far more painful. Oh, yeah. It's so hurtful. You see that too, do you? Wow. Yeah, let's go with that. Okay. So, anyway, We have a couple things to cover now. Okay. Should we get into the toy review? Yeah, let's do the toy. Okay. Well, you're going to do the toy. I'm not doing a goddamn thing. I'm sitting behind the mixing board. Yeah, making me annoyed. You're annoyed? Yes. Did you used to work for Domino's? Uh-huh. Do we really need to do this? That's what I was looking for. Okay. Well, Timmy sent me another toy, and it came in. this box. I don't even know how to pronounce that, but there it is. Yep, that's what it came in. That's what it came in. K-V-E-V-U. I don't know how you... K-V-E-V-U. Yeah, whatever. It's how I probably would say Kevin if I was drunk. K-V-E-V-U. It came with this rubber stick-on dildo. Well, this month's toy... This month's toy is a... Just a regular rubber dildo that can... You can use it for a lot of things. If you wanted to take it in the shower with you. Yes. Stick it on the shower wall. And it sticks really good. That's one thing I have to be. I mean, I don't have that nice glass table here that I'm sticking to. But it stuck pretty well to the glass table because I was using it to hold up my phone for doing sex panther. Yeah. No money. Whatever. I was like, well, I knew when I was using this. But it worked really well. The suction is really good on it. And it fits really well. I tried putting into my harness here for my strap-on, and it fit really easily into it. So if you are, if you have a strap-on harness, in other words, that you use for a girlfriend. Or pegging. Or if you're, yeah, you have somebody who wants to be pegged, which I don't understand. But if they want to be pegged, which you have some guys, which I would go the other way. No, no, I tried going the other way. It doesn't work. The other balls, okay. So you put it over the suction part. Yeah, the suction cup part, and it just, yeah, it's a little bit snug because it's made for a variety of different size penises. Okay. Or is it peni? Whatever. Does it matter? No, I'm not really. Is it geese or is it gooses? I don't know. It's geese. Okay. But there you go. Okay. Now, I'm not wearing this, so it's, but yeah, it's. Wow, that looks painful. It's so, like, because, like, human balls are, like, you know, the sack kind of hangs. Hangs, yeah. And that's just like two perfect little balls. Yeah. It looks painful just looking at this thing, like, ouch. You know, it's like you have a rubber band or a cock ring around the base of it, too tight. It's like, oh. Not that I know what that's like. Sure, we'll go with that on. Ixnay or ake ring. So, anyway. So, yeah, I mean, it fits pretty nice in there. I was pretty happy. I haven't had the chance to use it on anybody yet. Or yourself. I've used this a little bit. Have you? Okay, I don't know. I wasn't hearing you use it, apparently. Yeah, I wanted to. What did I use it for? Hmm, let's see here. Oh, I know. I was on Sexed Panther, and a guy was like, yeah, I want to see you suck on a dick, and I was like, oh, there we go. There you go, buddy. And he just happened to be a white guy with this basic coloration, so he was real happy. Yeah, you know, that would work well, I mean, in the industry, if you were doing, like, trying to generate a POV for somebody on cam. Right, exactly. As long as they're white, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I have a black one, too, or brownish one. Whatever. Yeah, whatever color. A non-white one. A non-white one, sure, so could be a lot of things. But, I mean, this is like a, it's a nice size. You know, I have another dildo similar to this. It has more of an arch to it, but it's really firm, and it kind of hurts. It's not real good with that. Well, let's go on record, and I think we've said it before. I mean, nothing against you, Timmy. We appreciate them setting the toys. Yeah, I really appreciate it. But in general, dildos aren't your thing. No, I need more oomph. Like the last toy they sent is this guy. This I love. I've had to recharge it several times because I've used it so much. But this one has a lot. It's kind of a rabbit vibrator dildo. But it has a thrusting component as well. Sure. So I really like that. So that's good. So yeah, I like that. Rubber Dildos for me don't... I need more. I just need more. Yeah, that's fine. I actually think... I mean, there's some people who don't want the vibration, but I think in general the Dildo thing is meant more for people who want to be pegged or whatever. I don't know what I mean. Well, even with that, I even have another Dildo that is meant for... It's a strapless strap-on. Okay, well, let me ask you this. That vibrates. Do you think the Dildos are more for people who want... want size? Let's say a woman who is married to someone who isn't overly gifted. But she craves more cock. Yeah, you know what? I hadn't thought of it quite like that. And again, you can't be breaking out the fucking jackhammer when the kids are home. Dildos make no noise. That's true. We don't care because we live alone. So that's... That's what I would. I'm just going for my drink, sorry. There you go, your hot wife mug. Yeah, of course. I dug this out today. There you go, yeah. So, yeah, I mean, you don't mind dildos, but you have to use them in conjunction with something that moves. Yeah, something that gives me more stimulation than a piece of rubber will. It looks nice. It's got a lot of nice give. It bounces around. It's pliable. What we've talked about and we're going to explore more in the future because we have a new co-host coming eventually. Very soon. Yeah. I don't want to get people too excited about that. We're going to talk about that towards the end of the show. Okay. The, you know, everyone's different. That's true. You know, what one person desires versus another person. I mean, you know, like one of the things we're not really into is choking, but there are some people who enjoy the choking. I love that. It's not for me. Well, just saying. Yeah, it's just not for me. There's something for everybody. It's like Baskin-Robbins, 7,000 flavors of ice cream. That's true. Two of them are sugar-free. Vanilla and what's the other one? Vanilla fudge swirl. Yeah, I like the fudge swirl. Butter pecan. Oh, butter pecan. See, that's three. You got three there. We're not doing a diabetic show. That's another show. Anyway, so with that in mind, though, is close to your ideal size? If that was on a human. Which hole was this going into? You tell us. I just control the board. I don't control. It's fine. I think from what I've seen with you, that will fit in either hole for you. Oh, yeah. This will definitely fit in either hole. I have not put it in the back door yet because, again, it doesn't vibrate. Okay. Well, that's another topic in itself. I mean, is it more important for you to have vibrating in the vaginal? or the anal or both? Yes. For me, yes. Okay, I don't know. And the fact that I might only need a little bit of vibration at the time. Okay, so let me ask you this. Okay. So if that was in, you pick the hole that's in, and the vibrator is doing itself on your clit. Okay. Okay. Which one would that feel better in? Which one would you enjoy that in more? I guess vaginally. There's no wrong answer. Yeah, I guess. I guess this won't be better vaginally. But then again, if you have that in your asshole, let's just call it what it is, non-medical show, in your anus erectus. Fuck that shit, fucking Latin bullshit. Anyway. Your anus erectus? Your anus. Anus aurelius. He's like my favorite Greek ruler, anus aurelius, you know. He was a real asshole. with the Greek leaders. One of the Greek gods. Okay, if I have this in my butthole. Premature erectus. Premature erectus was another one that didn't work too well. But the thing is, let's say you had that in your ass. Right. And now you have the vibrator. You can actually move the vibrator from your clit to your internal and your pussy and give you potentially even more. Potentially. Yeah. Of course, with you with your You know, have you ever seen Boondock Saints and they walk into this one room where the guy's got all these weapons? That's the same thing Donna has, but instead of weapons, it's dildos, vibrators, and shit like that. I will need to reorganize them on the shelves. Again, we highly recommend you watch Boondock Saints. Anyway, at least I do. But anyway. See, I think this lacks a rigidity to go on my butt easy enough because it is rather Is that a challenge? Well, no. Okay, just checking. I just don't think it would go in there. Okay. I need something a little more thicker. I think, well, actually, for you to do anal, you have to be kind of worked up. I have to be more worked up, but I need something that's a little more rigid so it can go in there easier. Like my red toy, which I don't have out. I know a guy named Lou who's very rigid. Lou-ba. Oh. Lou-ba, not Lou. I don't think his name is Lube. Lube. Anyway, so, all right. Like this one would go on my butt. Well, the rabbit would get in my butt. Okay, so your asshole fights things. It has to be able to go up against it and go, fuck you, I'm going in. Go right past the doorman. Fuck you, I'm going in. Well, yeah, that doorman that's there tries to keep everything in. Doesn't matter how much he tips the doorman, he ain't getting in. He's not getting in. Yeah, if he's stronger and harder than the doorman, he ain't getting in. Yeah, I don't care how much money you pay him. Yeah, I need something a little more rigid. This is definitely going in. This will go in the back door pretty easy. The purple one will go in the back door pretty easily. Like it hasn't, right? And it has. And I took that. That's what I'm kind of saying. Oh, no, it doesn't. I've got to experience everything. Got to try it all out. I don't feel that way. I do. Nothing's going in my back door. No. Sorry. And that's you, dear. Me and my doctor and I have a special relationship, so I save my back door just for my doctor. Oh, isn't that sweet? Him and His fingers. Him and His fingers. That's not sweet. Not even enjoyable. Oh, stop it. It's not that bad. His college ring tickles a little. It's the watch I worry about. It's the watch. It's hard to give that back to him. I thought that was a tip. Hair. Your watch. Pretty bad when he doesn't wear rubber gloves anymore. I guess we're a thing. We're engaged. But anyway. So anyway. All right. Yeah, I'm sure it's going to hate that. I'm sorry about that. That's all right. It's only everybody's ears. It's okay. I'm trying to get out of my thong. Very sexy little outfit you have on. Yeah. Nice little lace. Tiny little thong. It barely covers anything. That's all right. If I had my way, it wouldn't cover anything. Well, maybe I should have just cut to the chase and not worn anything. Well, then there's that. I got it stuck on my Crocs. Because they really set off the outfit. The camera is set so I can't see your feet. Thank goodness. My feet are just a little bit cold. So let's see what this... It even came with a little bit of lube, too, which is kind of nice. Personal lubricant. All right. I'll give that a shot. I always love that term. Personal lubricant. No, I bought this for everyone. This is a community lubricant. I was just thinking that. I think I public lubricant. I put it up by the curb. Anybody driving by needs lubricant. Help yourself. It's public. You know, some stores, they have these little things, Porel. I was telling you, Township Day, shut down Main Street and everybody out there. I walk around, you know, public lubricant. Anybody need public lubricant? Lube yourself up for the party. Well, the lube makes it go in pretty easy. Is that what that's for? I thought it was to stop it. Well, some lubes are sticky. This one's very slippery. It must be one of those, oops, sorry. It must be one of those silicone lubes. I guess, I don't know. So, again, we got this from you, Timmy. See, that makes all the difference. And again, if you go to thehotwifedonnalyn.com, there's a link to you, Timmy. Yes. So check them out for various toys. I don't know if they're still doing the, if you use my name, but hey, you know. Try it. I mean, this was a really nice toy. I'm really, really pleased with the purple rabbit. I don't know what it's called. Rabbit 6000. For me it has to be. But anyway so you know again you might need to adjust your mic now we can't hear if you're sitting back. What? Exactly. I'm enjoying myself. Adjust your mic for a minute so I can talk to you. Okay. I can talk to you but no one's going to hear what you're saying. Okay. Oh no she's all messing it all up. Spinning around a little more so we can see. We don't need to see your face. We're trying to watch your pussy. There we go. How's that? That's better. Is that okay? Yeah, it's fine. I'm turning it up a little bit. So now, while you're doing that, I'm going to help you a little bit. Okay, you're going to help me a little bit. Okay. Okay, this is good. Okay. Oh, that's really good. So Thursday, here's the part you didn't mention about last Thursday. I know, I was waiting. So the gentleman that came here, very unique situation. Oh yes we got reached out to we got reached out to from this couple yes that was like you know my husband would love to play with your wife and I was like that's weird I know you told me that I was like what yeah so I was like well what about you she's no I find it erotic to send my husband out to get fucked and when he come you know not know exactly what he's doing until he comes home And it's like, okay. So we had the gentleman reach out to you and he talked to you and arranged. Again, I didn't even know. I thought he was coming in a week or so or showing up. Showing up, not coming. Yeah, in a week or so. And lo and behold, last Thursday. I said, yeah. Hey, by the way, he's going to be here. He's going to be here this morning. I thought like when he said like, okay, I'll be there tomorrow. This was Wednesday night. Tomorrow early. I said, okay. I didn't know what he meant. by early. I'm just like, okay, we'll be chatting. I figured it'd be like, you know, 11 o'clock, noon, whatever. 9.30 in the morning he shows up and it was like, oh my God, he's going to be here in a half an hour. And you're like, who? Well, the guy we're talking to, remember? And I forgot you had gone up to take a shower. And I thought that I'd cleared it with you. And you're like, no, you didn't. But that's okay. You don't necessarily have to clear it with me unless I'm not going to be here. It's just, you know, it's just a, just, you know, just to be polite and respectful. Well, what I'm saying is our agreement for those who may or may not care is, you know, she can only play alone if it's someone, A, we know and have kind of vetted. And we don't trust. And I have to tell you either before or after. But, you know, when it's someone new, I prefer I'm here to make sure everything's okay. Yeah. So, feel better now with that? Yeah, this is what does it. Yeah, I understand. So, the gentleman showed up. Nice gentleman. Very nice. Bigger package than we anticipated. Yeah, but not undoable. Not one of these like, oh my god. I can't fit that in anywhere. But no, it was just right. And like I said, we had to. It was a little bigger than the toy you're playing with. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's definitely bigger than that. Yeah. But again, human flesh. Gives. Gives. So I can handle like a much bigger penis than like a rubber thing. A rubber thing may not fit in, but a dick the same size will fit in pretty nicely. But you guys did a nice little messy. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Like, when we had it all set up here, like, in my mind, I was trying to think, like, new ways to make it more interesting and more fun for me, so that, oh, oh, sorry, I started thinking about that. And I was, you know, I always liked the way, like, the lotion, like, when I was on top of him, and he was a little timid with the lotion. I was like, no, you gotta, you know, really gush it on. So I, like, really had him, I squeezed it on the back. I could feel, like run down my back and over my butt cheeks while I was riding him. So that was, you know, very hot. And I had like, you know, mush it around or, you know, massage it in with his hands. And so that was really, really nice. And that really felt good. It was, you know, something that was really enjoyable. But the best part. Well, hang on. What? And while this is going on, the person we're going to talk about in a little bit. Oh, I'm taking pictures. Oh, I forgot about that. And I'm sending them to her. Oh, I forgot. That's right. So now she's getting turned on at her end. Yes. Yes, our friend who we hope will be on the show sometime. Well, supposedly next show. We'll see. It'll be fun. She's looking forward to it. But anyway. Oh. So I was really dying to try this new trapeze thing that we had hanging from the ceiling. So when I was doing a reverse cowgirl, I was playing with my clit. I could feel myself, you know, like starting ready to come but um the bar is really slippery from all the lotion and i i was afraid if i came i'd let loose and i go tumbling so i i had i squelched that next time i won't since we put that tape on it now it's we're good to go grip tape but safety first safety first you were able to slide this gentleman into your ass yes i was so that was always well all that lotion it just goes in like a breeze it just right in And I could see, like, when I was riding him, I'm like, okay, one hole down, one more hole. And he's like, his eyes opened real wide, like, oh, really? So I just took him out and I slid him into my ass. And I could see his eyes, like, open up real wide. And then he goes, oh, my God, you're so tight. You are so tight. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to milk that cum right out of you. Oh, it was so much fun. It just looks so hot, too, because the lighting and the lotion is all messy. And blah. Was there a route? And again, his wife wanted him to come home and tell her about it. Yes. And apparently she has a little wild side. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. And she's more into women. Yes. And the BDSM thing. I know. So there's a potential that somewhere in the future, she might come down. here. Oh, I'd like to be able to play with both of them? Oh. Or just play with you. Well, I want to play with, yeah. I don't know. I don't care. We'll play it by ear. Oh, my God. That'd be so much fun. Well, he said that her dream is when they buy a new house, the whole basement, she wants it to a, to a, like a dungeon. So they want to have a St. Andrew's cross and spanking benches. And I'm like, oh, my God. Oh. Hmm. Hmm. That would be so hot. That would be so much fun. So, getting back to my little massage, when he came in my ass. Yeah, he cream-pied your ass. Cream-pied my ass, and I can't always. And you fucking cranked down on him. Oh, I know. I saw that in the video. I didn't realize how I'm just like, yeah. You pushed that ass all the way down. He was damn near puncturing your lung. He was as deep as he could go in my ass. Oh, that was good. That was really good. Oh, my God. So, he came really deep in my ass. And look, when I slid off of them, I'm real careful with cream pies. I slide off very slowly so that nice ooey gooey cum just oozes out. Now, you know, with the lotion, you have to be careful because it kind of gets all mixed up. You can't tell which is cum, but his cum was white and the lotion was creamy. So you can really see the difference, which is, that's my goal. I want to be able to see it. I had cum poops. I called them cum poops. All day long, I'm like, I just poop some more cum. I know it sounds gross, but it was cool, man. It was cool. Kept reminding you all day. Oh, all day long. I'm like, I gotta poop. And it's like, oh, it's a cum poop. Well, and you were at your little part-time job at night as a caregiver. And, you know, you had constant reminder that earlier that day. Oh, my God. A married man came, and he came from an hour and a half away. Yeah, he drove quite a while to get here, so I hopefully made it worth his while. You're the one in touch with him, not me. Oh, I'll have to reach out again. Afterwards, I thanked him, and I even sent along to like, hey, tell your wife thank you. Yeah, and I gave him all the pictures and videos I shot. I knew that's where I was going with that. You even sent him home with the raw footage. and so she can enjoy it. No, I didn't give him the raw footage. Oh, you just gave him pictures and snippets? I just gave him what I shot from my phone. Okay, that's the snippets. Okay, that's good. So he could, so she could see what he was doing. Yeah, that's nice. She's right now pregnant. Right. Hopefully when she gets done, we'll, you know, have her down and you can have some fun with her. Yay! You can sound like she's a little wild one. Yeah, she's into the BDSM thing and stuff. Oh, she's also in the women. Ding, ding. That's a winner, winner chicken dinner for me. You know, I mean. Oh, not necessarily. I don't know. But so, yeah, you, that was very erotic watching you. It's a hot video. Yeah, I think that's, that was one of, one of my more, there's a lot of hot views, but this one just clicked on so many things for me. You know, just clicked on so many things. And he was into, he's very verbal, you know, which is really cool. And he kept saying, oh my God, he goes, the more you said you were, you know, this and how hot and how horny you were and what you wanted from me. The more turned on I was getting. I was like, yeah, it's true. The more dirty talk there is, the better it is. It's better for me. I mean, if I'm even talking to somebody, what I'm saying also helps facilitate the sensations on my end. It gives him feedback, too. I always think dirty talk is the most erotic. It's just an add-on to sex. Yeah. And it's not something that was natural for me. Oh, sorry. I'm like, I'm trying to concentrate here. It's all right. You know, and I had to learn how to be more verbal. Yeah, you didn't used to be. When we first got together before shooting, you were very quiet. Yeah, I was more quiet. Now it's like, no, you know exactly what's going on in my head. But that's what you, if you want good sex, you have to ask for it. It doesn't just happen. Well, we've talked about this before, yeah. If there's something someone's doing that's right, tell them that's right. Tell them that's right. Yeah, right there, right there. Keep doing that. You know what? Move a half inch to the right or left or whatever. Whatever you need. Put all your fingers in there. Whatever. Put the other hand in there. Grab that midget next to you. Throw him in there. Oh, my God. That's terrible. Oh, my God. Actually, this little ridge that's on this rubber dodo feels pretty good when it gets inside with this in conjunction to my vibrator. Okay. That's pretty good. I'd never use them together. And I really should be doing this. better, but it's kind of hard to... It doesn't work as well. Sorry. You're not going to see it as well. Sorry. Oh, that's good. So, yes, the whole day is very exciting. The fact that he's going home to his wife and going to show her the videos and show her the pictures and, you know, I'm sure... Tell her the erotic story that went on. The erotic story that went on, right? He just got to fuck a woman in front of her husband. And he's going to go home to his... And then go home to his wife and fuck his wife while he talks about fucking another woman. And she's going to get turned on knowing he fucked another woman. Yep. That whole thing is very erotic to me. Yeah. Oh. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I've got to turn this up a little higher here. Oh, did you hear that? It went up one notch. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, that was really hot. When I slid his dick into my ass, I'm telling you, that was the best. Oh, the look on his face. Oh, it was like a little boy that, you know, was doing something he wasn't supposed to do, but was enjoying it anyway, you know, like that taboo. Oh. Oh, guess what? I'm going to come. Oh. Oh, boy, here it goes. Oh. Oh. Deeper. Oh. I had to drop your volume. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to come. If someone's listening to it on earbuds or something like that, blow them the fuck out. I'm sorry. That's why I was like, I warned you. That's what I do. Okay, I've got to turn this off now. Save the batteries or what? Charge. Save the charge. So, yeah, it was erotic for you. Yes, I think that's probably one of the most, I won't say most erotic, let's say more erotic. It was up there. It was up there, man. More memorable? Very memorable. I mean, here you are teasing me while you're fucking this guy. Right. Teasing yourself, having fun with it. Yes. And then knowing he's going to go home and tease his wife with it. And she's, yeah, that was, that was right. That was really hot. That was really hot. That was fun. Sure. The whole thing was, you know, very enjoyable all the way around. Yeah, that's great. In fact, it just happened so quickly, too. I chatted with him just for like a brief moment, and then he's like, yeah, I'll be over tomorrow morning. I'm like, okay. And then, unfortunately, I kind of dropped the ball letting you know, but it worked out okay, because you're like, oh, he's coming over like in a half hour. I was like, yeah, didn't I tell you? No, but that's really hot. Yeah, I mean, I didn't have a problem with it. Yeah, we just have to get set up. But, you know, if you need me to set, you know, the cameras and lighting up, I have to. I forgot you had gone up and had taken a shower while we were chatting on the phone, so. Yeah. My mistake. For some reason, I thought you were, like, in, you know, right next to me in the chair, but. Nope. Yeah, I dropped the ball, sorry. But it worked out okay. It worked out really well. So. So. No, just checking out something. Okay. So. That was really hot. So if you want to see a video. Oh, yeah. And some of the other stuff, the same as this podcast, and other stuff, and the video for this podcast. Wow, it's all red. Not red, it's a nice pink color. Nice pink. Go to hotwifedonnalyn.com. I can't think right now. Yeah, understandable. So, yeah, again, when you go to hotwifedonnalyn.com, easy for me to say. Pot-com. I'm all frustrated looking at that person. Sorry, I'll get dressed. You're not sorry, you're full of shit. You'll be able to get to all the places where her content is posted and how you can email her. Email the show. Again, if you want to email the show with your ideas or questions or whatever, you'll be able to email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. Converse and figure out, you know. Send us your questions, your comments, your whatever. We're toying with the idea. again of maybe doing one show a week live where you can call in. Oh, okay. I mean, we keep talking about that. That with my schedule, it's like all over the place. Yeah, it's tough. We have to. Your work schedule, they keep switching your days off. Yeah, if we do a live show, I'm thinking it might be like Friday night. Oh, sorry, Saturday night. Friday night? I don't think so. Friday night. Saturday night. Yeah. As long as I'm not working later than usual, it's fine. Yeah, well, I'm just saying we're working. other things we've got to work out. But we might do a live show where people can call in or whatever. That would be kind of fun. Yeah. So one of the other developments we've talked about, hinted at or whatever, is we have a new friend. Actually, he's been a long-time friend, but a... Closet freak. Discovering a new side. Yeah, he's a closet freak. Okay. In a nice way. I'm trying to be nice. That is a nice... If you want to see what she looks like, go to Instagram. And she is under Hot Milf Mickey. Right, Hot Milf. Hot Milf. It's all one word, and Mickey is M-I-K-K-I. No underscore, just all one? No, it's Hot Wife Mickey. I was never sure about that. H-O-T-M-I-L-F-M-I-K-K-I. Follow her, send her messages. She is a woman we've known for 10 plus years. Beautiful. Beautiful. Great body. Yeah. Discovering her sexuality now. It was always weird that she was always. I'm very uptight. I always use the word starchy. I always use the word starchy. Very starchy. In the last few months she's spun 180 degrees. She is toying, playing, accepted the swinger lifestyle. Yeah. Even went to that swing club. Which we're going to talk about when she's on the show next week. So I'm not going to talk about it now. No. No. A little foreshadowing. She still kind of wants to keep her identity somewhat hidden. That's understandable. A lot of people want to be discreet. Not me. Yeah. But she's discovering all sorts of things. There's nice tits. She is, yeah, it's interesting. It's erotic. The whole situation is interesting. There was the whole development. What I'm saying is, as our friends, For a while, she kept, like, if I even said a dirty joke, she'd be, that's inappropriate. To now, she's told me things about her that, um. A few people know. Yeah. Yeah, very few. Maybe. And I can't, I don't want to get into it, because we're going to save it for the show. Yeah, I'm going to save it for the show. But she even, remember, like, back in the day, like, well, nine years ago, she said, are you Donna Swingers? Yeah. But, uh, she, she went to her, First Swingers Club last night and had an experience of some sort. I'm not going to get into it. But it was positive. It was all positive. So. And she is walking around today very moist thinking about it. She wanted to be on today. She wanted to be on this podcast today. But scheduling issues prevented her from doing that. I tell you when she gets, you know, the things get worked out. Oh my God. It's going to go balls to the wall. Oh, I'm telling you. She's getting closer and closer to the point of no return. I'm pretty much sure she's at the point of no return. She's enjoying herself too much. Right, right. She's made a statement to me and telling me some of her stuff going on that she's like, I have denied myself this much fun and pleasure for how many years? For how long? Yeah, she's 41. She is a mom. Never too late. She is a mom. the MILF thing. Right. And, yeah. I mean, again, if you go check out her profile on Instagram, you will see she has a very, very nice body. Yes. She has kind of been like a little, I mean, her and I have been deep friends for 10 plus years. Yep. Nothing has ever happened. No. Again, like I said, I couldn't even say, you know, hey, hey, Mickey, you have a great ass. She would say, that's inappropriate. You shouldn't talk to me like that. To the point now, she's like, do you really think so? She called me up the other day and said, hey, my kids aren't home. There's a window here. Do you want to come over and take some pictures of me? Yeah, really? I want to start this Instagram and Twitter thing and I want to get an OnlyFans. I don't remember going to the light, but I must have died. I don't know if you're in heaven or not. It could be just a good place to help. I haven't really got to have it, so it's kind of hell. No. Have one good time. And that's a challenge. So tell me. Okay. I mean, I'm not shy about it. I want to go down on that like there's no tomorrow. Especially the squirting part. Oh, dear God. We were going to talk about that part. Oh, shoot. I gave it away, Don. Yeah. Sorry. Well, that's a big thing. Yeah, she's a squirter, We're going to talk about being a squirt. Sorry, I let the cat out of the bag. Yep, yep. We tried to keep some things in the bag, and Donna just opened it up and pulled everything out. Not everything. There's still plenty there. So tell me, in an honest opinion, what is your interest level in seeing me go down on her? I just said it. No. Let the cat out of the bag. No, you said what she does. Didn't say about me going down on her. But that's if you... Oh, my God. Because she has no idea. With your tongue thing, it's going to be all over. It's going to be all over. We've only got the rubber sheets. Yeah, obviously it's going to spray all over. Yeah, I'm just saying. She has no idea what's going on. I think from what the conversations have been and what she's experienced, I don't think she knows what I bring to the table. It might be weird for her because you guys were just friends. That's the gray area. And again, the video we're talking about shooting next week. Right. I'm not going to get into that. Right. Keep it in the bag. Yes, dear. You know, I told her what needs to happen. Right. And she's like, okay. There's a comfort level that we're still. She's not really. Again, she's not really bisexual. No. But the more I talk to her, the more I'm like, okay. I'm just going to leave it at that. I'm not going to get into more. So again, we're going to talk about that on air with her. I can't say anymore because I'm just letting the cat out of the bag. Yep. Well, again, you have to, you know, it's like teasing. You have to, you know, leave something on the table. I got so excited with it. Oh, I can't wait for her to be on air with us and talk about this. This is going to be a two fucking hour show. Maybe I have to cut it in two parts. No, no. Well, nobody's going to listen for two hours. Come on. Oh, I don't know. It could be. That's pretty interesting. Could be. Again, if you check out her profile. I see what I mean. Once we build up some photography and some video. Yeah, exactly. We'll build her an OnlyFans page and you can go see more than you can see on Instagram. Oh, wow. I can't see anything on Instagram. Well, that's a mystery. My grandmother can see that on Instagram. But there's a very sexy side that has been squelched. Oh, my God. So, you know, she's doing what she's got to do today, and she's, you know, all fucking moist and fired up today. She said the word. Yep. The M word. Moist. Oh, that word. Okay. There's a couple M words there we could have talked about, but we're not going to. Moist. Yeah. Yeah, there's. So many, like, so many women are like, yeah, I don't like that word. Yeah, but then don't eat Duncan Hines, bitch. You fat cow. Anyway. So anyway. So yeah. So there's potentially a new co-host. I can't say it'd be every show, but we're going to make her try to get her on every show we can. Sure. She's very, very interested. And she's never even listened to the podcast, but she thinks it'd be fun. I think it'd be fun having her own. That's for sure. Yeah. So we may need to get another chair for sure. Yeah, we have to get some new chairs. But yeah, it's going to be an interesting adventure. Yeah. I mean, this is like, she should be firsts for her. Yeah. Which is going to be a lot of fun. She's having a lot of fun with a lot of her firsts. And so it's, again, hopefully, for those of you who listen to the show and might not be, the terminology I'm going to use might be wrong. Okay. You might not be at the same quote unquote level. that we're at. Level as in weirdness. Well, I mean, you know, your husband or wife going out and playing around. Oh, that just comes with time. Well, but I'm saying, but now you're going to get experience from a woman who has been married for years. Right. And the marriage is dissolving. Rapidly. I'll put it that way. And basically has told her husband to listen. It's kind of over between us. I'm going to go have fun. Didn't give him the option, but he accepted it. So now here's a married woman with children. Gorgeous. Yes. Great body. Great body. Out there exploring what she has not explored to this level ever in her life. She was always kind of like, okay, you date this guy, you fuck him. That's it. Now she's like, wait, I can join You marry him, that's it. Now she's like, wait, I could join this website. Talk to all these guys so I can fuck all these guys. Yeah, it's like a menu. She's going through the brochure like, I want that one. Today I want this, tomorrow I want that. And as a single female, she has that ability. She is the true unicorn on Ace Winger website. Yeah. Except she's real. She's a real person. It's not like, And she's in the driver's seat. As a unicorn, you're in the driver's seat. You're in the driver's seat. You can have whatever you want whenever you want it. She could literally call, you know, okay, I'm horny right now. Who wants to come and fuck me? And somebody will show up. If they don't show up, they're just gay. If you ghost her, shame on you. If they ghost you, shame on them. Well, maybe. It's very intimidating. You're still my favorite. Yeah. Did you ghost me? You're the one who ghosted me. No, I think you've ghosted me far more than I've ghosted you. That's true. I think that's more the case. That's not true. I still don't understand the ghosting. We have been over this. No, I took a shower and I said, hey, we're going to mess around. You go, oh yeah, sure, you go down. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. That's not true. That never happened. Don't believe him. I heard the car pull of the driveway. I looked, her car wasn't here. So she texted me. She must have went someplace to get something. She never came back. Shows up. She goes, hey, how was the sex we had? I'm like, you left? No, no, we had it. Don't you remember we did this and that? Remember we had the trapeze? The sex was so good, you drained me. I had to go out and get some Gatorade. Gatorade. I needed electrolytes, yeah. I was like, that's funny. I didn't feel like I had anyone there. It was so good. It was so good. you didn't know. Yeah. Okay. He's so full of shit. That's what it is. But anyway, so yeah, so Mickey should be joining the show. I talked to her earlier today. She was hoping to be here today, but with the Super Bowl and scheduling and what have you, obviously she is not here. So we will see what happens. We're going to record that show next week. and it'll be posted next Monday. Oh, fingers crossed. Yeah, well, if something happens on the day we're supposed to record that she doesn't show up, well, then we have time to recover. Right. I can go cry. But anyway, she'll be here. She's anxious. She's already clarified, like, okay, what time should I be there? I said, how early can you get there? And she told me, so it's like, you know, the sooner you get here, the sooner you get here, the sooner we can do, podcasts, some videos, some pictures, you know, we need that. But again, check out Hot Milf Mickey, M-I-K-K-I, on Instagram. And don't forget hotwifedonnalyn.com. Check out where you find her. So we worked 51 minutes into the show. Oh my goodness. I didn't think we, I didn't think. You never think that. No, I don't. And I tell you how long we record and you're like, really? It seems like it was 10 minutes. It's like, yeah. Well, you know, when you're... Donna! Don't... Please check out Shelly Belly comedy or whatever on Instagram. She's great. Some mornings we'll come down and drink our coffee. We'll go over all the Shelly Bellys. She's funny. There's a lot of Donna stuff in there. I'm like, oh my God. South Carolina. Very funny woman. Apparently it's Donna character. One of my goals is to... Reach out to her and see if she'll call into the show. She does a lot of sexual stuff. Oh, yeah. I don't think we're going to be out of a real house to call in and talk to us. Well, and she says, Donna, you know. Okay, play it. The whole thing? The whole thing. Donna! Girl, go put some damn panties on. Yeah, because apparently she has a slutty neighbor named Donna, so it's one of her little skits she does, yeah. It's me. It's me. We live in Pennsylvania. She was in South Carolina. It's got to be me. It's got to be. There's something about the name. I don't know. I don't know. I may be. Yeah. So anyway, all right. I want to thank everyone for listening. And again, check out, like I said, not only hotwifedonnalyn.com. If you want to email the show, email us at hotwifepodcast.com. I'm sorry, hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. See, I get that mixed up. Yeah. And check out our friend, Hot Milf Mickey. And then, of course, Utimi with their, sorry. Spell that for him. Oh, the Utimi, it's U-T-I-M-I.com. There's a link at hotwifedonnalyn.com. Check them out if you have any sex toys you want to get. We really appreciate you buy it through that link. We might get a nickel. We're tweezering. And also, hey, if you want to treat Donna to a special little gift or whatever, there's a, in the hotwifedonnalyn.com, a link to her Amazon wish list. You could buy her something in there and come to her and she'll, we'll talk about it on air. Yeah. And maybe send you a little video. I've done that before. Thank you. So I want to thank you. And I will say good night. All right, everybody. Have a great night.