A possible surprise weekend!

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any matter. The host, guests, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot White Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its hosts or guests. It does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle.
Speaker2: Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast.
Speaker3: Hi.
Speaker2: I was just getting ready to introduce you, dear. You just took all the wind out of my sails. Thank you very much. Yes, I'm here with Vince, the smart-ass husband that I have here. That almost hurts. Almost, yeah, like you care.
Speaker1: As I said, it almost hurts.
Speaker2: Yeah, almost.
Speaker1: I really don't do fucks.
Speaker2: I know you don't. Not even a little bit. Not even. Zero fucks given. Oh, that's okay. A lot of us are like that these days. I have no more fucks to give. I'm clean out of fucks, people. I've given all my fucks out, and I'm fucking empty. I just don't have any more left. Of course, we were just talking about how a friend of ours comments that I use too much vulgar language. I sound very violent. Oh, yeah. I can be. I have been. I have my sides. You've never seen it. No. At you. No. You know, we've been married going on 20 years. And we really haven't had a fight yet. No, no, it's just like, stay on your good side. Yeah, so you think. Okay, try anyway. But no, I mean, I'm the first to admit that I have a violent side, but you have to do something drastic, and you haven't done it. My kids kids haven't done it but some people who i've had some road rage incidents i'll put it that way yeah but those were i before i knew you oh you've seen a couple yeah yeah oh that's right i did i did but that was they were minor compared to what you told me about yeah yeah i've calmed down some of them I made that one woman go to church and pray yeah compared to the ones you told me about. Yeah, I've calmed down some of them. Yeah, you have a temper. I made that one woman go to church and pray. Yeah, you have a bit of a temper. Oh, yeah. That's a Sicilian and the Irish in me. Oh, boy. Yeah. Drinking and the fighting. Yeah. Sometimes I do both. Hopefully not too often because. Yeah, but it's a beautiful. We're recording this on today's Wednesday night Wednesday night yeah our schedule this week has kind of been screwed up with the shows it's just been some kind of awkward Donna's work schedule has changed a little bit it's cuckoo my work schedule is now working you were working before now're just like actually in the workforce. We'll get back into the regular schedule of the shows next week. So this week we'll be. Well, who cares when we record them? We're going to post them anyway. No, but I'm saying we're not posting. Usually we post Sunday night slash Monday morning. Then we usually post Wednesday morning. And then we usually post Friday morning. So we're not going to be posting Wednesday morning because it's Wednesday night. So this will be up Thursday. Can we go back in time? We might have to do one. We may have to do another podcast tomorrow night to go up for Friday morning. Okay. Or maybe we just put up Saturday. I don't know. We'll see whatever guys just keep checking we appreciate it um again just uh you know we're kind of chill so hopefully you guys are too i think you are you guys are all seeing pretty cool great emails and you can email us at hot wife uh hold on hot wife podcast at gmail.com it's not like we just got that i, but I'm so used to saying hotwifedonnalyn.com to see where all my videos are. See, that's the one I know. That's where it rolls off the tongue, as it were, so much easier. What's the other thing they should look into? I don't know. What else should they look into? Spunk loop. Okay, welcome to the Hot Husband Podcast show. And you are wearing your Trophy Husband T-shirt. I'm wearing my Trophy Husband T-shirt. Oh, spunk lube. Okay, welcome to the Hot Husband Podcast show. And you are wearing your trophy husband t-shirt. I'm wearing my trophy husband shirt. Oh, my gosh. It's obvious. Well, spunk lube for all those times where you need a little bit of lube and everything slides in. Well, yeah. I think a little goes a long way. We're not judging. Hey, if you want to swim in it, by all means. You want to get all wet and wild now. You can wrestle in it. Do it and send us some pictures. Oh, that would be fun. That's okay. Wrestling in it is fun. And again, you send us a hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. And Vince will be taking a look at them. Well, it depends what I see. Okay, if you're dick pics, I'll be looking at them. If there's penises, Don will see them. Yeah. Nobody sent me any dick pics.
Speaker1: No one sent me any pussy pics or tit pics. We're even.
Speaker2: Okay, we're even.
Speaker1: I mean, our friend Jay hasn't sent us anything.
Speaker2: But she's been emailing us.
Speaker1: Yeah, she's been emailing, and she assumes I can read. I mean, Jesus Christ, man. No, she's a little tramp, and I love it. But we need some dirty pictures of her.
Speaker2: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker3: Thank you. She's a little tramp, and I love it. But we need some dirty pictures of her. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Maybe I should rephrase it. I need some dirty pictures. I like looking at dirty pictures. Steven sent us some dirty pictures of him and some video. Yes, he did. I'm upset that he sent it to me. Dude, I'll just take your word for the show. I don't need to see it. He has my phone number, so he should have just, he did text him to me, but it was like after the fact. Yeah, he should have just sent him to you and said, have Donna tell you what she thinks of it. He's looking good. I can't wait till he comes here. And also when he shows up here. I'm going to devour him, I think. I think I know. Yeah. What am I saying? Yeah, see who outlasts who. He's going to outlist me, I'm sure. He's younger.
Speaker2: He's got more stamina.
Speaker3: What are you looking for?
Speaker1: You're all over your desk. I was looking for my housing for my one camera.
Speaker2: Okay, you found it. Happy now?
Speaker1: I have to shoot that one video tomorrow for a politician.
Speaker2: Okay, very well. But anyway, I just wanted to. But anyway, it's not a porn video. Nope. So anyway, you had asked to do the show tonight because we had to do one. Right. And you said you knew the topic, so you're in charge of the topic tonight. Okay. Well, should I say lay it out how this? You tell me. I know nothing other than. Okay. Well, this actually started to come about yesterday. I have a potential playmate. We were supposed to get together. I mean, I've been contacting him for over a year now, or a good part of a year. Back and forth, back and forth. His schedule, my schedule all screwed up. And he was supposed to come out that one time but it was a really like a hurricane and he had to cancel so we have never gotten together and he keeps saying yeah i've been making all these videos looking at they really look good i'm like well okay send me one well he sent me this really awesome uh first of all his junk is groomed immaculately that was like for me, for me, I was, like, nice and smooth. He's got a nice-looking cock. I was like, yeah, that's looking really, really good. I've had it my whole life. That's kind of like what he said. No, then he started, like, jerking off with it, and then there was a— I hate to hear him say, I just got it. Yeah, that would be terrible. But he was— the cum shot, it squirted up. Now, it's not as much as our friend that can literally take a bird out of this guy, but it came off like six, seven inches out of his cock, and it was a thick stream. I was like, holy fuck, and it's pumped and pumped. And I was like, I found it very, very erotic. And I was like, we've got to get together. I want a cream pie or I want a facial. We've got to get together. This is ridiculous. We have to do something. He goes, wait, did I give you the slow-mo one? I was like, no, you did not. So he sent me the slow-mo, and it was amazing because you could see the cum, like, spurting up, like, six, seven inches out of his cock, and it's, like, thick. I mean, it's a thick, ropey, I mean, it had to be a huge cum load. I mean, enormous. My face would have been, I've been drowning in cum. Take out your eye. Pretty much, pretty much. So he's like, well, I said, you know, I have Sunday open. What are you doing? He's like, oh, I guess I'll be there. You name the time and the date. I'm going to be there. So I have him scheduled for this Sunday. Okay, cool. So there you go. That's surprise number one. Oh, okay. There's more. There's more. I was chatting with, I have a buddy that I do those video chats with every month. Once a month you do a webcam. The guy moves in. Oh, he's out in the middle of the country. He was in Ohio. He was in Ohio. No, he was like in. He was in Ohio. Oh, he was in Ohio. And then he moved someplace else. He moved to like Missouri or something. Well, doesn't everybody. Yeah, well, that's. Yeah, I'm moving tomorrow. We all do. I mean, that's just what we do. Because that's a show me state, isn't it? Yes, it is. Yeah, it is, isn't it? I think so. I think it is yeah so my god darn i'm gonna show him i'm gonna show i'm not sure what i'm showing him but i'm gonna show him but he we were just uh i kind of hooked up with him again on instagram i was like yeah sorry i haven't been on blah and he's like you know my job is taking me out to your neck of the woods and i was like really and he's going to be like for like almost the whole month of september i mean he's going to be zigzagging back and forth all over the state but there's going to be like a couple of days grouped together he's going to be like an hour away from us like the most an hour away okay i was like what he's like he's like well i happen to have this sunday open i was like you're kidding me okay so I was like, what? He's like, well, I happen to have this Sunday open. I was like, you're kidding me. Okay. So I was like, okay, how about if, what are your feelings about a threesome? See, I already talked to my other buddy about threesomes because we were talking about just in general about like, hey. It's been something you've been trying to pull together for a while. For a while. know guys are like it's not just scheduling it's guys don't want to be with another guy well not not with it but like in the same in the same room some of them are not comfortable fights yeah they're not comfortable being with around another guy at all i'm like okay whatever and your answer to that question was i said yeah let's let's do this you said that did he how did he feel sorry i'm still looking i thought i thought i saw but it wasn't oh you're still looking for i was like what the heck you're doing i'm yeah just got an hit you got a scratcher okay um well he he was like he was i'm down with that because we were talking about that before he was like this is is the guy from Ohio. We'll call him Mr. Ohio. He's willing to do a threesome? This is the first guy. Okay, this is the big shooter. The big shooter. We'll call him big shooter. We'll call him sniper. Sniper. So, that's pretty close. So, he's okay for that. He's okay with the threesome. Yeah, he was, like, mentioning all kinds of things he was into. He was the one that wanted to do the milking table. I didn't tell you about that. You said something about a milking table, and you're like, what? He's like, yeah, I wish I still had my folding table. I got this thing for, I don't understand the eroticism of a milking table, but. It's like a glory hole door you're laying down. Yeah, it's like a horizontal glory hole dangles i guess i don't know yeah he said something about the blood rushing to his head i'm like how does are you upside down put them on the inversion table yeah if you want your blood to rush up put him upside down jerk it off and he shoots it shoots himself in the fucking chin there how do you like that burns doesn't it burns Burns, doesn't it? Now you know how I feel, yeah. Burns, don't it? But so that was really, that was actually, when I saw the videos and stuff, I was getting pretty riled up. Pretty worked up, okay. Yeah, just a little bit. You know, I found that very erotic. I thought that was really cool. We better wrap the show up so we can go upstairs. Yeah, we may have to. We just might have to. But the second guy who's been always very shy, but we've been doing these video chats, so I know what his junk looks like. I've seen him cum. He has a nice, not, it doesn't, his cum load doesn't shoot up. It kind of like. It kind of fans out. It's more like a Vegas water show. Yeah, exactly. Now it kind of like bubbles up and like oozes out over his fingers so it's like more but but it's still thick it's still pretty big load so that was i always liked watching him come because it's pretty erotic and so that's good i guess we'll guess you'll we'll find out we'll find out either yeah why not he's a little more he's not in the lifestyle the first guy is mr sniper is so mr sniper's been you know he's been in the lifestyle he knows how to you know perform in front of other people he's you know comfortable around being naked in front of like multitudes of people because of house parties or whatever. So he's really comfortable in that aspect.
Speaker1: So Mr. Ohio might not necessarily be into the threesome thing yet.
Speaker2: He says he's interested in it. He said maybe for the first time he might just want to watch. And I was like, if you want to watch it and join in, that's fine. I said, what's the order of your comfort level is?
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: You know, it might be a – who knows? Who knows what might happen? Thank you. And I was like, if you want to watch it and join in, that's fine. I said, what's the order of your comfort level is? Okay. You know, it might be a, who knows? Who knows what might happen? I mean, I'm fired up to, you know, first time you actually watch other people have sex. All of a sudden things change. Yeah. It's pretty, it's cool. It is very cool. So worst case scenario, you get to have two guys, potentially, potentially best case scenario. You'd have two guys at the same time right exactly because he was even the mr ohio was saying well how late i'm you know are would you want to shoot like maybe like do you do the first guy then you kind of arrest you you know de louse or whatever and i'm fine with that then we can record the hot podcast with one or both of them here you know or maybe we record the threesome podcast as a podcast that doesn't translate well i'd rather do a podcast and then talk about it and then do it or do it and then talk about it i'm just saying yeah like a wrap up you know actually it's probably cooler if you do the threesome or whatever happens and then do a podcast and then you could talk about it and relive it and you know uh yeah i think it's more for me it's more exciting we can do that because you know and i'm still like you know after i've still a virgin i'm still a virgin right now after i after i've come and i've you know kind of like in that i'm still kind of vibrating you know, after I've... You're still a virgin. I'm still a virgin, right. Now, after I've come and I've, you know, kind of, like, in that I'm still kind of vibrating from all that. You know what I mean? You're, like...
Speaker3: Sure.
Speaker2: You're still kind of, like, yeah.
Speaker1: I've never had two guys at once, so I don't know what that's... And I don't use vibrators, so I don't know what that's...
Speaker2: No, that's... Never mind. You just don't understand me, Vince. You just don't understand me. I've been telling you for a long time. Like, you're still kind of like worked up you know you're still you know after the party when you're doing the grills of the party you're still kind of you're kind of like ramped actually i'm kind of exhausted and then i have an hour drive home and it's so conserve your energy take your take your vitamins yeah get ramped no like why to come home so you're asleep and i'm like oh yeah i'm all ramped up and no no no but you're like excited because it just had so much fun and whatever yeah okay yeah i guess you and steven will probably be sitting in the back seat with him from the party. Maybe. Maybe not. I don't know.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: I think he's a – I don't know if he'll fit back there.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker2: Having sex in the back of –
Speaker1: I didn't say you have to have sex.
Speaker3: Jesus Christ.
Speaker2: Oh, just like messing around?
Speaker3: Whatever.
Speaker2: I think we both will be like –
Speaker1: He probably will be.
Speaker2: Yeah, I mean, you're still up and wide. Yeah, but – You're one just telling me you're still vibrating and shit. Yeah, but that's during i mean this is all right and this is going to happen around noon i didn't get to tell you last night because i was tired and you came home late um so i got a call from the guy from the house party he wants everyone to confirm because they only take 12 couples oh he wants to make sure that you're actually coming coming he wants people to confirm because they have people waiting. Really? Is there a waiting list? Oh, my God. So he's trying to confirm. Now, the one couple that the gentleman was sending pictures to me of his. Oh, yes. Stacy. Right. Or Tracy, whatever he thought she looked like. Stacy. She looked like a Stacy. Yeah, well, it doesn't look like they're coming okay so um but there's half right now half the people at the party the six people six couples at the party are regulars okay six couples are new oh so there's some fresh meat oh my oh my i hope we don't scare them away well you know there you go. I got six regulars. Is the fun couple with the one, the pretty young lady with the butt plug that lit up? No, they're not signed up. Okay. Then I'm going to do my butt plug light up thing. My blinking butt plug. I don't want to cop her.'re evil you're evil oh okay so that'd be so fun you know can you imagine i'm doing something with a guy and you're on the other end eating a pussy then you're using the remote and you hear me squealing and i like i see people all the time now on instagram oh yeah walk around stores stores and stuff around stores. Stores and stuff. It's all disturbing when the woman who does this.
Speaker3: Donna! Yeah.
Speaker2: Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: She actually gets these videos of people, like these guys with big schwances, like in pants or whatever. There's this guy, again, he's wearing like white leggings, lifting weights.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: And a decent sized package, I guess, on it.
Speaker2: But, you know, he turns around to bend over, pick the barbell up. Oh, he's got a butt plug-in. He had the glow-in-the-dark butt plug-in. It was shining through his pants. It's like, ew. Now, that's intimate. They don't do that at the gym. This guy did. First of all, there's all kinds of problems with that. It was obviously just for the video. Yeah, obviously. I don't think he actually... Guys can't go to the gym and work out with no shirt on right exactly you can't have a butt plug in they will definitely say something so well yeah i think they would probably say something wearing white leggings with no underwear yeah they might they might not like that so i mean for the video they got away with it depends on your gym who knows yeah it might be one of those he might be the guy who owns a gym, and no one was there. Yeah, he's like, let's do this video. I try not to overthink it. Yeah. Not to mention you're lifting. He's going to shoot that butt plug right out. I guess. I don't know. Again, way more thought into that than I put into it. I guess you would. I mean, there's been times back in the day when I would lift occasionally. You pulling up a lot of weight and also you just you know break wind so yeah well think about the the young lady had it in at the party she was bearing down you when you were eating her out and it came flying out of her butt three times i put it back yeah put it back in and i just said fine i'll put my finger there i'll clog the dam. Yeah, that was definitely fun. They were a fun couple. Yeah. Very fun. Yeah, and hopefully we'll see them again, I hope. I hope so, too. So maybe this Sunday will be some fun, too. Yeah. For me. Yeah. And then. We have like a Sunday off, and then the next Sunday. That's labor day weekend that one so which you know i'm still trying to talk to actually uh it might be a small gangbang for if i can get them to get back in touch with me well we'll see yeah three cement a gang well you gotta work you up you know two guys i have i have a shoulder issue i have to make sure that i can you know maneuver and not stretch and take my vitamins and you know i've been doing lots of stretching exercises this is my stretching exercise i take my fingers yeah i can't take that big cock in okay remember we talked about things that don't translate well yeah that doesn't well i'm telling you what i'm doing taking my fingers i my mouth. Okay, so, yeah, the one couple did just drop off of the list. So right now there is 11 couples. And they're only allowing 12? Yeah. Okay. You know, see who. There's couples that, you know, because he was asking. He wants to make sure. Oh, yeah, he's just confirming. When you're prepping for, you know, so many people, know so many people and then you know you sign up you know you have 10 sign up but six show up you know it's not right you know people we had that with our parties we had like 25 couples show up or or you know sign up sign up if i yeah we bought food for 30 people 30 couples we should have been confirming them it doesn't matter even if they confirm, people still drop out. So that'll be a show in itself. Again, we did shows on Swinger Etiquette. You say you're signing up for a party, and, you know, in all fairness, before, two days before, if you know you're not going, cancel. Yeah, cancel. That goes for any party, not just Swinger parties. But anyway, so you're going to potentially, well, okay, so you're looking for uh for mr sniper to you know take out an eye or something huh oh hell yeah oh those videos you sent me were pretty fucking hot i was like yeah uh that's why i didn't show him to you get him and the other guy and they like fucking, like, fucking, they'd come inside of you on
Speaker1: each end and fucking detonate you in the middle.
Speaker2: That would be so cool. I even told him, I was like, man, I'd be spit roast, be so good, you know, I was picturing it like we were doing.
Speaker1: Or if he was a DP, and they both have these big cum loads.
Speaker2: Oh, my God, I would be, like, splosh. Yeah, you'd be gushing, like, you know. Yeah, gushing like yeah like crazy to sing the beverly hillbilly song out from our ass came a bubble in cum yep pretty much pennsylvania white yeah well you know i'm really really glad i'm not i wanted to shoot it outside because it's still nice. But I'm really glad I bought those new rubber sheets. I just got them in like yesterday, you know. They're nicer than the other ones. They don't crinkle and stuff when you put them on your bed. Oh, yeah, those things, yeah. Protect, you know, the bed from spillage. Whoever made me here, yeah. Lots of spillage. Whoever it is that might be making a mess. Yep. you know the bed from spillage yeah lots of spillage whoever it is it might be making a mess yep you know squirting or whatever who knows so that's um that's in a nutshell i think it's gonna be pretty hot though i think it's well the um here's another interesting little factoid i'll have one of my cherries popped, actually. Okay, what? Your ear? Your nostril? In a way, Mr. Ohio is Asian. I haven't been with an Asian man. I was trying to think. Technically, you have. There was one guy that's Indian. That's Asia. Oh, that is Asia, but he's like Asia. You. You're talking, like, Oriental. Oriental Asian.
Speaker1: Which is technically a wrong term nowadays.
Speaker3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker2: Sorry for that.
Speaker1: I can't see why Oriental is offensive, but I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know. Whatever.
Speaker1: That used to be considered the Orient.
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker2: There are whole stories written about it.
Speaker3: Mysteries.
Speaker1: Okay, so, yeah.
Speaker2: So, I'm trying to think, though, has I ever been with an Asian guy? Yeah. Oh guy yeah oh i'm like no that's what i know of no that's what i know of you've been with guys who've had chinese food that's about it yeah well that was as far as it went so and then the one guy who was actually i've never been with an Asian woman yet. I've been with a black woman. Yeah, I think you and I were both with the same black woman.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: And I've never been with a black man.
Speaker2: And you probably never will.
Speaker1: I've never been with a man.
Speaker2: That makes it easy.
Speaker1: Been with a lot of older women.
Speaker2: Been with a lot of younger women. Been with a lot of women women been with a lot of younger women there's a lot of women been with a lot of women i think we made that abundantly see a theme yeah there's a theme here okay um no i'm i'm up for trying i mean that one little girl you used to work with man oh she's so cute she's more than cute she's definitely cute i could so disappoint she'd be so disappointed oh my god make her want more anyway she's probably the only person that that i used to work with that would probably understand what we're doing because she had she was a little bit always just a little bit on the um she used to say the same thing about a little bit inappropriate she used to say donna you're just a right about of inappropriateness just the right amount because both of us you know we're we'd always go back and forth just a little bit at work not a lot just a little bit inappropriate and then cut it off because you're corporate america and you gotta button it up but yeah i i bet you there's a little wild side to her and i would love to know about it oh i'd love to venture there myself could you imagine if we're going through like only fans your size are smaller than you she's actually a little bit tinier than me yeah like i'm like a little bit more bulky well for you're 4 11 she's foot 4 we're probably the same height 4 11 okay that's what i'm saying yeah but she had a banging little body banging little body couldn't be she had smaller feet than me i don't know anybody in the entire world that has smaller tits than she does so there well i get my bought them so that's not that doesn't count she has nice little ass on her nice little ass yeah she's very very cute very very petite very petite then there was that other girl
Speaker3: I used to work nice little ass on her. Nice little ass. Yeah, she's very, very cute. Very, very petite.
Speaker2: Very petite.
Speaker1: Then there was that other girl I used to work with that she left something ago.
Speaker2: Yep, yep. Here's another one. She had an incredible body. Incredible body. She didn't know it. She had no idea what she had. No idea.
Speaker1: I don't think she really... No, she didn't know what she had. She knew she had a great body.
Speaker2: You think? I don't think so. But I don't think she knows what to do with it. Oh, that could be.
Speaker1: Yeah. I think
Speaker3: she was a nice girl, but I don't think she knows what to do with it.
Speaker2: Oh, that could be.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: I think she was a nice girl, but I don't think she was in the sharpest tacks in the box.
Speaker3: No, she was just a hot mess sometimes. Yeah, yeah, and that's what I'm saying.
Speaker4: Just a hot mess sometimes.
Speaker1: That was, yeah.
Speaker2: Yeah, I know. The people I worked with, if they only knew, oh, my God, their heads would explode. heads would of course as far as we know they might be listening to the podcast without you in the tech circle of going hey are you listening to what donna's doing oh my god it was like the the one guy that was i found my only fans from corporate you know the thing is he was he always said, after he told me, like, who he was, he was like, I thought I could spot a freak a mile away. I'm like, dude, I'm covert. But you know what? I was just that little bit inappropriate that should have been a red flag for him. But how much did you really interact with him in the course of a day? Not that much because his cubicle was on the other side of our little group yeah it was like the other side of the floor oh that yeah it wasn't like you and again because of corporate america you can't be like spouting off across the floor like you know no no i got the shit banged out of me this weekend yeah yeah i really got the yeah right and we were cubicle made so you probably probably would have and we didn't know that more especially like the phone calls i was getting from a playmate of yours or something he'd be like what the fuck was that even your manager was is a pretty woman and you have a nice body and yeah but she's completely naive oh completely naive i mean she is walking around saying she wants a cream pie yeah and she meant the cream pie not the sexual cream right she's walking around and say she wants a cream pie. Yeah. And she meant the cream pie, not the sexual cream. Right. She's walking. I love cream pies. I love cream pies. And we're like, oh, no, you can't say that. You can. If someone wants to interpret it, then you're wrong. Yeah. If you interpret it dirty, that's not. Yeah. I think what started was when she was like, I love BBW. We're like, what, what? BBW's not a big, beautiful woman. Big, beautiful woman. She meant Bath and Body Works. She thought she was being hip with BBW, and you're like, no, no, that's not what that means. Well, it does, but it depends on the circle you run in. That's true. That's true. There's a lot of definitions that, you know, depending on the urban dictionary that you open up. What group do you run in? That's true. Well, yeah, it makes sense. It's the old, this is with food, pertaining to food now. There is some of times that use the word sauce, and there are some that use the word gravy. Yeah. So depending you are in there depends yeah so it's all depends on your group of people what words you use so but she was spouting that stuff and my friend and i were like oh don't say that don't say bbc but just just don't say bbw she did say bbw but she would have said you know oh, I'm listening to the BBC or whatever, we would have been like, just don't. I stuffed myself last night with cream pie. Someone else actually did that to you. Okay. Well, you have a few kids now, so we can account for a couple. Yeah, we know you have had cream pies. We just don't know if you really know what they are. You're not using that terminology. And she's such an uptight person that the fact that both the kids' birthdays are like a week apart tells you she's like on regular schedule. It's like, okay, honey, it's June 8th. We can have sex now. No, that's when the kids are born. Oh, really? I don't know. I'm just grabbing a date it was like right around there it was like have you nine months earlier it's christmas i'll fuck you yeah yeah here's your christmas present literally their days the days you're born is like one day apart yeah one day apart it's like they could not plan that any better like i said it's like it's been a year already. Oh, God, do I have to fuck him? All right. I got to shower before and after. It's just so icky. He pees out of that. Yeah, my God. I hope he doesn't want me to touch it. I bet you. I don't know if she's like that, but I bet you she is. I think it's all rigid and nasty. It's tangled up in all my hair. His hair gets tangled up in my hair. We get a brush fire going. It's just nasty. It's just nasty. And then he wipes it, and he pulls it out and wipes it on my thigh. It's just, ew. No, she would not let him do that, I'm sure. I'm sure there baby wipes right there hand sanitizer she could tell you what dick tastes like i i bet you're right i bet you're right she could be the biggest freak we just don't know it you know yeah you know what she has i mean i could see her almost going home strapping on the leathers be the dominant one but just not, you know, i go there so i don't know you know what she had these she this is how weird she was she had i guess sometimes you you forget shoes or you wear shoes that you don't like but under her desk was literally another closet full of shoes she had like six or seven pairs of shoes pairs of shoes. One pair of shoes, we used to bust on her. They were fucking stripper heels. Oh, time to get that raise. Yeah, they were, I mean, I've seen girls literally. She goes to her part-time job after work. Hey, maybe. I mean, they were, like, flesh-toned, so they're very, like, and they weren't bright colors, but it was like flesh-toned, like tan. But they had seven-inch fucking heels and a freaking platform on them. I was like, I said to her, like, these are stripper heels. What do you do with stripper heels? And she's like, they are not. I said, yes, they are. They are strippers. Guess what, man? Those shoes. When you tried them on the store, was there a pole you had to hold on to exactly did they say it balances better if you're only wearing a thong did the salesman give you dollars and stick them between your cleavage or in your thong did they tell you to see if you can walk in them to twerk while you're wearing them? Twerk. You said, yeah, I'm going to wear these to work. Yeah, you don't go twerk. Yeah, exactly. All right. Well, I'm excited now. It gives me something to look forward to. I hope it all works out. If it doesn't, the next show is going to be like, well, they all canceled. I'm going to be so upset. But if it does work out, it's going to be exciting, and I'm going to have all kinds of fresh content and fun stuff to put up.
Speaker1: And some fresh cock you haven't had before.
Speaker3: Yay!
Speaker1: So you haven't had either of these guys before.
Speaker2: No, neither of them.
Speaker3: They're like.
Speaker1: You know, you've only seen the one guy, you've done some webcams with them.
Speaker2: Right, right. So I know what it looks like.
Speaker1: The other guy, he's only sent you videos.
Speaker2: He's only sent me videos. I know it's him in the picture because I've seen his face in there, so he didn't steal them from someplace else. There's going to yeah wow yeah pretty sexy all right i'm excited yeah i was pretty jazzed i should be it should be very sexy it happens i hope so oh wish me luck wish me luck guys please good good karma and whatever out there so i can get That I get a giant cum load on my face. At least one. Yeah. Mr. Sniper said he goes I'm going to do a little blue pill because I want multiples I was like oh I better take some vitamins then tell him to bring an extra one for the other guy oh that's not a bad idea. All right.
Speaker1: Well, I want to thank everyone for listening. And again, so like I said, we'll get this schedule worked out. It's been a weird week.
Speaker2: Well, with me working so many hours. But hey, it is what it is.
Speaker1: You know, our Patreon account is open. And again, you can just go to our website website which is hotwifepodcast.com and you'll find the link in there to join the Patreon account and while you're there you can listen to the you know for five hours a month you get to listen to the all the limited access shows that's what they're called so you have to be a member to hear them
Speaker2: oh yeah so the really spicy ones are going there yeah
Speaker3: Let's get started. on the limited access shows that's what they're called so you have to be a member to hear them
Speaker2: oh yeah so the really spicy ones are going there yeah yeah like the one we one that you don't remember you were too drunk god lord i i blew my friend right in front of you and you didn't fucking see that you're like i don't know did he come i don't know i was like Are you, it was all over my face.
Speaker1: I drank three quarters of a bottle of Maker's Mark.
Speaker5: No excuse.
Speaker1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker2: My bad. see that you're like i don't know did he come on i was like are you i was i drank three quarters of a bottle of no excuse my back is killing me from doing shit you wanted me to do oh i'm a slave driver listen to him admit it oh my god you're such a puss i don't you didn't have to do that well you couldn't do it oh yeah you're right i I was sorry. Anyway, so with that said and done, I want to thank everyone again and keep listening back and checking out the show. Again, you can email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com and you can find out where Donna is and you can reach out to her there too at hotwifedonnalyn.com. That's the L-Y-N-N, that's rightn that's right got new stuff going up like almost like every other day here pictures and video and everything so some hot stuff some stuff I had forgotten about from a while ago and I was like why didn't this go up here it is boy so you're still putting up like those second grade pictures yourself yeah all of them yeah because i was like i was this is my teacher mrs jones and i was a slut back then too so there you go look at me my ankles were showing back then when having your ankles showing was hot when we're knee socks were hot i'm not
Speaker1: gonna bust on your age anyway you're gonna bust on my age go ahead all right i'll talk to you later
Speaker2: all right everybody have a great talk to you later all right everybody have a great night and kick your ass