A New Friend

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The commentary of this program by its host or guest is the sole opinion of the host or guest and does not reflect the opinions of Hot Wife podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot W Podcast. What's going on there, Vince? You don't sound so loud, so go ahead. Okay, there you go. Is that better?

Well, anyway, welcome to the show, and I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. My executive show. I hear you. It starts already. So I saw there's some technical difficulties, but it is what it is. So I want to welcome our guest today greg he's been in the lifestyle for some time but some some time you said you've never said a definitive amount because i don't know man 20 years come on more more than 20 oh my god probably 30 oh oh doesn't mean it it's been an active 30. He was popular in second grade. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. Oh, man. He was gifted. Gifted?

He knew how to talk to shit in second grade. That's good. I mean, you don't have to have a skill.

a skill it's funny i blame barbara walters why because ready okay i was at my grandparents house i was 16 maybe and 2020 did a story about swingers no way and i went i want to do that what is there not that you wouldn't want to do Seriously, it's like, wait, swingers no way and i went i want to do that what is there not that you wouldn't want to do yeah seriously it's like wait swingers you get to have sex with your partner and other people yeah and no one gets mad and nobody gets mad and sometimes at the same time yeah that's it's like uh winner winner chicken dinner right there well people shouldn't get mad.

Although that does happen from time to time. But in general, it's fine. It's all good. They need to get a life. Yeah. And then I got obsessed with it. And that was my thing. Then I had to find where this happened and how to get there. No, you said you had been married. Many, many years later. Oh, okay. Many. Were they swingers too? Yes. I met my first wife on a swingers website. Oh, wow. Yes. Okay. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, my next wife, I'm going to meet on one. I met my second wife while having a threesome with my first wife. Well, is there any other way to do it?

That wasn't like, to clean that up, that wasn't like she left because of this or this one stole or this. That's just how it unraveled. Oh, wow. You're sitting there fucking one girl and you're like, hey, baby, how you doing? It's like, so, you know, hang on, I got to blow my load in her ass. I mean, hold on. Then I want to see you when I have dinner. Hold on. Oh, man. It's a dream. That's all I can say. It's a dream for me. With a blow your load in someone's ass?

And get a date with somebody else while I'm doing it yeah that'd be that's pretty good hold on a second I hope I don't make too much noise hey there's alcohol involved here people there you go just the way it is okay what are you drinking tonight Vince please I am drinking new to me I mean I know Elijah Craig okay I love Elijah Craig bourbon it's good stuff but this is a newer one I think it's their toasted so it's a toasted barrel and they finish it in a toasted barrel Thank you. I love Elijah Craig bourbon. It's good stuff. But this is a newer one, I think. It's their Toasted.

So it's a toasted barrel, and they finish it in a toasted barrel. I like the cup you're drinking out of. He wasn't angry when you did that one, Fuck the World. I think he was in an angry mood that day. I do a lot of laser engraving of guns and stuff like that, so I also do tumblers.

One day I was just like, I was not having a good day a good day at work yeah so help the world better to engrave that on a cup than take one of the guns now you tell me sorry where were you a couple years ago oops sorry late to the party so now your background in the adult world even you have experience in you know i mean the store i'm talking about porn and swinging it's interesting because there's some the swinging led to a crossover with the porn industry um but prior to that i don't tell a lot of people this i've actually been in three pornos all unrelated to one another the first one some rich eccentric guy from the area i used to own a recording studio he called my recording studio and said i have this piece of video can you get this i have sound i need to get out of it can you help me and i maybe and i said to send it to me and he refused he said you have to come here and i went because i was terribly curious after talking to him and found out he was shooting pornos at this warehouse uh and next thing you know he found out i did some you know camera work and this sort of thing so he asked me to film one and next thing you know i found out oh i'm not filming it i'm filming it it's a pov film apparently did you know that no it seems like you get into these predicaments where they don't give you quite enough information ready this is the second part i did web development and i ended up doing like strip clubs and stuff like when you do websites you get into like trends like you do a car dealer and then you'll do 10 car dealers well i did a strip club and then i did a bunch of strip clubs and that led to some porn star seeing the website so i did her website and one day i went to go get my check and they said congratulations you won and i went what did i win and they said you know how on the website it says you can win a date with her if you sign up you don't think we give that to just anybody now sit there she's gonna suck your dick second porno i would have said wait can i have my check first i got the check too okay yeah it's like here because yeah well i've been through couples reaching out to us on our profile and like you know oh i'd love you to to shoot you know pictures of me and my wife or my wife and whoever yeah it's like okay sure here's what i get you know per hour i'm like oh how about my wife you know fucks you and sucks your dick it's like ah it doesn't pay my electric bill yeah yeah it's like i you know especially like oh drive an hour to my house and shoot well you know gas ain't free yeah you know my camera ain't free and sometimes these are not necessarily people i want to see naked anyway here's an extra cost my therapy is not free you know I even put it in our profile it's like you know don't you know payment isn't going to be taken in fucking blow jobs you know can you hear my mic am i no i'm not hearing you go over to your regular mic okay switch switch you over to that that's why i've been messing with the settings that you're trying to get i don't know why i have to check maybe it's not plugged in right so I'll switch you over to that.

That's why I've been messing with the settings that you're trying to get. I don't know why. I'll have to check if it's not plugged in right. Your headphones are on the microphone. That'd be why. Now we'll have a real show. Donna's not on mic, so we can talk about her and get over all that shit on her. When she gets all settled in with her puts her, tuck us in the chair. Headphones have to come off of the microphone. There we go. Now I can turn her mic up. Okay. There we go. That's better. Now I can fucking hear you. I gotta see what's going on with that mic.

Yeah, usually that, it's usually yeah, these headphones are the problems. What I'm wearing now. Yeah, but at least I can hear you better now. Yeah, I couldn't hear. You can hear it better? I can't hear me, though. Okay. I can hear you better. All right, we're all here. Okay, so I turned off the wrong mic. Okay, that part was my mistake. All right, well, okay. Well, it is what it is. Technical difficulties. I've been drinking bourbon for over an hour. You know, don't even make that an excuse. That's an old excuse. I'm married to you. Okay, that's an old excuse.

I have to drink bourbon for over an hour you know don't even make that an excuse that's an old excuse i'm married to you okay that's not what i have to drink bourbon shut up you don't know it's i'm married i have to drink i can't afford heroin so i have to drink but anyway so so how often do you do you do any shooting porn still? No. You sound sad about it. It's been a long time since I've had any fun with that. Yeah. Yeah. What are you going to do? It's a different world now. Yes. Yes. It's tough to compete.

I mean, I got out of the whole adult industry because my daughter was getting older and now she's older so now you know who knows yeah yeah but yeah and so the third porno happened there is a third and that came in conjunction with the lifestyle so basically i was a web developer again and i was working on a website for a company a small we'll say a guy because i don't even want to call it a company and they hired me to develop this website that's going to be like a swingers website and i came up with all these cool features and this that other thing and i was doing the development with one of the programmers and and as we're doing it we're realizing you know how are we going to market this and nobody came up with any ideas and you know i knew you can't you know call the local radio station and be like can we take our ads for this swinger website?

Insert in the local church flyer. Yeah. Exactly. They would love that. That wasn't going to fly. You couldn't put flyers on people's cars either, probably. Say you're from St. John's, get a 10% discount. That's right. Put it on the pizza boxes when they deliver them. There you go. But so I decided we should have a convention. So in 2007, we decided we were going to have, well, actually, late 2006, decided we were going to have a convention and spent a little more than a year putting this together for SwingFest 2008. Oh.

10,000 people from 36 countries spent $4 million on, filled up three resorts, and it was huge. Wow. Wow. It was successful then. At that point, she'd go to Fuckfest. Instead of Swingfest, she'd now go to officially Fuckfest. I don't know how to do this for a podcast, but I'm going to, here, I will hand it to you. I'll just put it to your microphone. Yeah. But some of it's just music. So let's see if this works. Yeah, we can't play the music part. This is Mary Carey, and I'm going to be the hostess for the 2008 Swing Fest. I'm going to be the Swing Fest, 2008.

I'm Brad Burke Health, and I'm here at the West Midland, North York Spot, Hollywood, Florida. Some of you have probably heard of something massive happening down in Hollywood, Florida, right next to Fort Lauderdale. Thousands of people, gorgeous resorts, something for everybody, Mary Carey, MC. I want everybody to come to see you guys and meet me and have fun. I mean, like a lot of porn stars that went by that were all there.

Oh, my i know mary carrie so and brandy love was there she has a little segment coming up and oh my goodness so it's not just yeah um a very funny story about um stormy daniels oh was there oh there oh my goodness and uh while we were reserving for the for the convention we got this really strange phone call from somebody who said what security do you have for celebrities and we thought the call was just really bizarre and that's the only reason any of us remember it uh but it wasn't until recently where we went was that donald trump because it all was around that time so that oh my goodness that was kind of crazy yeah but the moral but you don't know but we don't know you can't say it was because we knew it wasn't we i can't even say certainly but we assume it was not Donald Trump But we think it was Michael Cohen Okay Someone in his potentially Yes Allegedly Without having any kind of direction With things that have happened over the years It might have been And then The third porno This is it happened.

So we had the whole convention, and Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show. Oh, no way. Yeah. Wow. So I went around and told all the people that were involved, mostly the porn stars and other people. And I was at the last. There were a bunch of porn stars sitting on this, like, circular couch.

And I walked up, and this is what happened this is what's going on and then they're like oh that's awesome who you're gonna tell i'm like you're the last ones now i just need a blow job and i can die happy and then we're shooting a porno at the convention so you got another blow yeah on camera but i did not know there was a camera because they were back a bit and it was kind of yeah so you did not sign any model releases um that actually that video never came out because the resort never signed a location release and they were not allowed to put that out so oh yeah oh well i'm sure the resort but not appreciated probably not i couldn't believe they let us in there there have been um we went to a couple um i i want to say that they were they were like hotel takeovers we went to one it was not great but it was and it they we took over the whole floor and i was surprised that the hotel had all these swinger parties there yeah well it was up fucking hazelton come on how much is fucking going on hazel yeah they're probably grateful they had people coming into the hotel they're like oh these people barely had teeth that that is very true back in 2004 5 6 they used to have them down at the airport hotel and they used to have them at the Ramada up here.

They used to be a very thriving swinger community in this area at one point. I still think it's thriving. It's just going a different direction. Yeah. Like, we don't go to, like, parties. We don't go to clubs. We're not just club people. We go to house parties. Oh, you lucky. I don't know anyone that's having house parties. Yeah, well, we, yeah, it's a long story. We've probably gone over this story a lot. I actually got invited to a house party eight years ago. Yeah, at least eight. Let's call it that.

Because, again, my photography on the site, oh, we'd love you to come and take pictures of the couples and whatever. I was like, sure. So we went. We didn't know anybody. Everybody's friendly and everything else. And then this other couple approached us like, oh, we're having a house party in a month or whatever it was. Would you like to come over and hang out? Yeah, sure. We'll check it out. And they told us it's a BDSM party. I'm not a BDSM guy. She has remote interest. I'm a dabbler. I like being restrained. I do and she yells help. I like being blindfolded.

You keep trying to put a gag in my mouth. It's like, no, not that kind of restraint. Thank you very much. Can't get a blind job with a gag. She was through the shit. Oh, my God. It's been days. I'm chained up in the basement. Oh, my God. Well, be fucking a day. Trying to kill me. Nobody's feeding me. Oh, my God. I got rats crawling on me. Come on. Isn't this hot? You keep saying, isn't this hot? This is what you want? Isn't this what you want to do? Oh, shut up. It's erotic.

But I've never been more turned on you said you want to lose weight shut up shut the fuck up bitch but uh so then we went to their bdsm house party just watched yeah and then we got invited to another one and no no i think it was i think it was the it was the training It changed Oh, so But we went We went to a couple And we just watched We went to another one I think And just watched again And then we actually Did a podcast with them We were trying to do A different podcast A while ago And it was great content We just Oh, they're so knowledgeable Don had kind of Bailed on the podcast And we were going to do Another podcast with them.

She was tied in the basement. Yeah, I couldn't do anything. I couldn't bail. I was tied up, remember? She had no input into the show. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Shut up. That ball gag wasn't tied enough. We got invited to another show. Well, then she expressed interest in getting some BDSM training. Training, yep. Arranged for her to go get a training session. She went up. And then for her birthday last August, I arranged for him to get three other dons and all three subs. And she was blindfolded and had fun with that. And then we've been to a couple house parties where she does the BDSM thing.

I just do all the women. No, that's not true. I don't do any BDSM thing. I can if I want, but I just... She just fucks. I just fuck. I just have fun. It's like whatever. It's a BDSM party, but maybe 5% BDSM goes on, the rest is also... Mostly just B. Mostly just B. I saw a couple M's here and there, but yeah. It was fun. Yeah fun We have a good time, they're good people It's up in your neck of the woods I haven't been to house parties in quite a while I used to love going to them House parties I think are better than clubs Oh yeah And they tend to get Like a group that they think will click.

So, you know, it's generally an invite thing. Well, you're either clicking in the playroom or, like, in the party area where everybody's just hanging out and shooting shit. Yeah. You know, it's nice. It's a grown-up social. Mm-hmm. Upstairs is social. You're drinking. Those strings attached. Yeah. Downstairs is fun fest. Yeah.

I heard there's an upstairs you know there's an upstairs oh that's where i came in right yeah that's where i came in that's where my bottle of bourbon was right exactly okay so i came up filled up went and went back downstairs yeah and you didn't get back up there because you couldn't move your legs i could move the women i was playing with couldn't there you go and the next day you're like back i think i'm still suffering from that story so so how active have you been in the i know you're a busy man i have a weird swing history like during that convention time that was probably prior leading up to that that was the most active because ironically i had to go to every swing club everywhere and promote this event it's horrible i had to go to the avn's oh my god and i had to have all the ugly women there i had a booth at the convention between all these porn stars it was it was such a nightmare so it's such a nightmare yeah that was a fun time so like 2007 up to 2008 was pretty cool and then after that it's been spurts here and there okay no pun intended Yeah, my claim to fame with that is um a podcast i used to have partner with a guy and he screwed me another story another day um was all adult porn stars on our network yeah and um we had a booth at exotica over in edison new jersey and the booth next to me had nikita denise she's gorgeous.

Just a gorgeous Russian hot. Bombshell. Oh, my God. Yes. So throughout the weekend, you know, her and I would be talking, you know, over the big railing. And just everything else. So like the last day of the convention, you know, she's like, so you're staying at the hotel?

I'm like, no, I only live like an live like an hour away i just go home she goes you meet me in the hotel for a drink it's like oh dear god i had like three fucking dollars in my pocket that's all and i'm like i could have i could have called her and said hey i'm hooking up with dakita denise you know but the problem is i'm like she's gonna kind of expect me to buy her a drink or something i can't even tip the fucking bartender finances were not i stood up nakita denise she is gorgeous and i follow her on instagram and i sit there like these pictures like oh my god i could have had that i fucked up or you could at least i've seen the guy she's fucked i would have done nothing but disappoint her but i just thought this story was going a different direction no no that's like that's my claim to almost fame when you brought up the three dollars i'm like wait where is this going yeah no it's we were not sitting the world on fire not that we are now this is clusterfuck this whole thing is a clusterfuck I got disappointed the other way because I have been That's who we are now.

We stopped. You got it. Sorry. This is clusterfuck. This whole thing's a clusterfuck. I got disappointed the other way. Because I haven't been on the radio. So while we were promoting the convention, I ended up on Playboy Radio. We actually flew to California for this. It was such a waste of time. Where I got interviewed by Christy Canyon. Remember her? Yes, of course.

I've talked to christy on the podcast plenty of times she had me whip my dick out and i thought well this is getting interesting and that was that was it it's just just take your dick out and nothing nothing i'm like was she in the same room with you or just over there she was about as far as you are from me so like five feet so she um i don't want to say that Thank you. Nothing. Nothing. I'm like, wow. Was she in the same room with you or just over there? She was about as far as you are from me. Okay. So like five feet. So she, I don't want to say that would be embarrassing.

I was like, okay, I'm not impressed. I'm not going to come over to you? No. It was just something content. She just wanted to see if you did it. Okay. More or less, yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. No, I got to do a couple of porn stars on AR in our old podcast. Yeah, you did. Yeah, I did Hayes. Was it Samantha Hayes? Oh, yeah, it's a blonde. Pretty blonde. Did her? Yes. Yeah, she was gorgeous. A brownish hair. Oh, I thought it was a blondish. Yeah, a bunch of different ones. Well, you know, Alicia Pleasures but she wasn't like a big name porn star. She used to have a decent name in it. Yeah.

A couple other ones, too, I got to play with. But, yeah, Katie Morgan was. Katie Morgan. That's, yes. Didn't. That was the one we were talking the other day. I said, Katie Morgan, I got to shoot with her. It's not porn. I shot her naked.

naked I didn't I wasn't involved naked Yeah you never You never played with her at all No In my head I did I'm sure you did In my head I tore that shit up I'm sure you did It's funny because in my head I tore that shit up In her head In her head She didn't know I existed Yeah Well tell them about the We had this little crappy studio But we had a I told the coffin i told the coffin oh my god that was talking on the phone the first time oh geez that was so funny i mean it's just a dumpy little crap not even a studio like a garage you know it was it was like a flex space and they called it whatever and there's nothing going because it's all green screen but we had a coffin in there that had been used yeah so her and evan stone and the funny part was like i told you before and uh it was two of my friends i said hey man you know katie morgan is coming to my studio as well as evan stone like yeah fuck you yeah you're right right all right so and then one one of my friends lives out in illinois so i actually had katie and evan shoot videos you know just like with my phone like hey graham hey you know hey you know and stuff like that we're hanging out here with vince and so i sent it to him and both of them like you motherfucker yeah i've been in a lifestyle too long i would have been there because i know that when you ask a guy hey what'd you do this weekend and he says i had threesome with this and everybody laughs except me because i go he did you think he's kidding but he did but the thing is these guys know that i don't bullshit i have no need to there you go and i mean i whole shit.

And I pull out pictures and go, really? Where's the deal? And they go, really? And they're like, holy fuck. You know? It's like, yeah. I got no reason to bullshit. You know? I mean, I lead a blessed life. You know? I got a beautiful wife. She's not here right now, but that's Donna. Oh, there you go. Asshole. Just saying.

But, you know, and people I've been around and things i've done in my life but anyway um and we have fun we do have fun sure but uh yeah so you've been in three three yeah it's really weird that they're all completely unrelated like no no talk to my phone you know any of them actually put out for sale um so the first one probably not the one where he had me be the camera person because we all referred to the porn star well his name i don't even know as the ice princess because she literally just laid there and i'm like is this legal i'm starting to wonder i dated that one for a while yeah i did not understand what the that was very unusual the second one i don't know if i should say her name um no don't porn star who a few months later just got out of the business so if it got released in those few months i don't actually know and the last one did not come out because of the location release they were not allowed i wouldn't even think about that but yeah i guess our well location we're shooting in our own property and oh yeah but yeah we're still Yeah.

No. And this wasn't in a room at the hotel. This was in the fucking hotel. Right. Very identifiable areas of the hotel. Yeah. Like our stuff is, we don't, yeah. If anybody could recognize where things are, we don't care. We just don't. That's cool. Yeah.

Donna's been in three this week that's not true i did one on sunday we did on the pool we have this raft it's the size of like a a full-size bed yeah and we decided we're gonna fuck on this raft and it was very it was very cool so i just do the gopro and you know so and her and he like floats around the water when he was doing which was very cool which i i didn't i didn't really realize what you're doing he was taking the raft just keeping the camera steady and just taking the raft and just moving it around so yeah right so it looks like yeah 360 but he was staying stable well that way you're not getting the bombing you're like a turntable yeah that's a good idea it was a lazy vince it was it was fun but the only thing is it's like i i was like when blowing them that was fine but when i got on top of them i was like oh my god are we gonna flip the whole thing because i was thinking should we do doggy i'm like actually the funny part for me so she's on top of him riding him and again's trying to pump.

So, you know, his legs and the ass are squeezing as he's trying to pump up. So the water is like squirting out. It's squirting out of the ass. Yeah, it was actually kind of funny. Now, your GoPro goes underwater, so. Yep. It was fun. Oh, last year I shot stuff underwater.

I was going to say, you've got to find a raft with a hole in it and do like a milking table video where yeah puts it there yeah well actually last summer i shot donna and this guy i would go from above water to below water like they're kissing and stuff and then i go underwater and you see him like groping each other and eventually he actually got to penetrate underwater i've never been fucked underwater until that time and it has not worked since. I don't know what it was. I'll hold your head underwater and you'll think you're fucked. What? Did I ask for this comment?

Did I ask for this abuse? I don't remember asking you, please Vince abuse me. I don't think I ever said that.

Remember in the wedding vows you said I said i do i don't that was actually in there it was like i had him whisper he's like do you agree to be abused on a regular basis this is part of bdsm very funny don't get on don't get on his side that stuff's not even right i'm not taking sides i'm just explaining you're my friend i'm just explaining oh okay you're explaining yes mansplaining that's right i'm here to keep the peace and it all makes sense i'm moderating he's a moderator you could have the peace he's such a jerk i love you dear oh don't push the button buttons What does the button do?

You know what the button does I thought maybe there was multiple buttons There are multiple buttons Yeah Okay The other ones I've assigned to other shows They're nice ones Mix them up It's a remix So real quick we've got to do a quick plug For Spunk Lube So Spunk Lube is our only sponsor I want to thank them It's a great product If you use lubricant you should be using Spunk Lube.com. It is a water-soluble. Yeah, I just used it last night on my hot date, actually. Yes, you did, yeah. We got to talk about that. Oh, yes, we do. But use spunklube. Yeah, I was doing anal for some reason.

It was just... For some reason? Oh, the dick was in your ass. No, but... You know how you finished? Shut the fuck up. For some reason, I was doing anal anal some people think because there's a dick in your ass you're doing anal that's just an everyday occurrence like burning which doesn't usually happen i was like only when you're pee oh god i can't see anything around you just twist everything shut up you're just such a Jerk sometimes But I say, so put some spunk lube on his dick and he just slid in my ass like silk. What's that? I love you. That's what I thought you said. I love you.

Oh, my God. See, this is what I have to put up with. This is what I have to put up with. I'm sorry. You're not sorry. I'm just telling you. The abuse I put up with. The lube was meant to be a shimmy a shimmy it wasn't actually meant to help slide in I had to put the whole bottle in I had to have something to kind of pick up the slack cause friction I personally I like to use a lot of lube during sex I like to put it on the door handle so she can't get out. That's it. Are you kidding me? That's terrible. That's good. That sucked. There you go. I like that. He's going to use that one now.

There you go. Enjoy. That's it. You know. You rub it on their face, too, so you can punch them. It doesn't. Like boxers. Right. It doesn't leave a mark. It doesn't leave a mark. Just kidding. We do not condone violence. Unless it's to me, then he does condone me. That's different. You love it. See? So, I'd beat you until you say you love it. That's true. Thank you. He's only kidding, folks. He's only kidding. Believe me, if there's anybody getting abused here, it's me. Oh, stop. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I won't say that again. I'm nothing but loving and kind to you. You're right, dear.

You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dear. I'm so sorry. I won't ever say that again, dear. Please don't beat me. Shut up. Please don't beat me. I'm sorry. What am I going to do? Beat you with my pussy? I'm going to beat you with my pussy in your face. There you go. Isn't that horrible? I think you need to. I do. Yeah. I think so, too. So there. To the next obvious question. Okay. There's an obvious question? Well, first of all, what's the next obvious question? He sees something we don't.

Well, actually, also, if you want to email the show, you're going to email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. And the other thing is, Shameless plugs. if you want to see where some of the stuff Donna's doing. And what anal I'm doing. Whose dick I have in my ass. Which asshole's an inner asshole. Oh, that's not nice. He's a very nice gentleman. Well, more than one. Very nice gentleman. Almost at the same time. I said gentlemen. That's not one. That's multiple people. Men. You got me on a cliffhanger here. The next obvious question. You better go to hotwife.com.

hotwife.com Next obvious question would be Thank you. You got me on a cliffhanger here The next obvious question You're going to go to hotwife.com hotwife.com Next obvious question would be So would you want to ever shoot a fourth adult movie? Yeah Oh wait, did I answer that too quickly? Oh wait, let me pretend as if I'm Let me contemplate this Ding Ding, Jury's out. Yes. Jury's out. It depends on who scores the porn. Who's writing the music for the porn? There's music. It has to be. What month? Yes. Would it be? Yes. Is it an even? Yes. Or odd? Yes. I've got to talk. Yes. To my attorney. Yes.

I guess that's I I've got to talk yes to my attorney, yes. I guess that's a yes. Yeah, my attorney is a yes-a-yes-berg. I think he's thinking about it. We'll have to ask him later. Yeah, we'll ask him later. I think there's two indecisive here. It's either yes or no. Okay, the second part. Would you be interested in shooting one with Donna? Yeah.

No, I think he's's like he's like no god i had hang on here's this have you seen donna tied up in the basement it's hot no the basement's kind of cool it's not that hot oh wow get me out of here the attic i taught the attic the attic's hot if we had an attic it would be hot we have one we just like up there it's hot it's hot it's too fucking hot who the fuck goes up there okay yeah cool yeah people go up there they just don't calm down no how do you know do you know our attic it's like the basement at the house party yeah yeah that gets hot down there um so now the thing is okay there's a thing here he has experience with like Thank you.

basement at the house party yeah yeah that gets hot down there um so now the thing is okay there's a thing here he has experience with like higher end video and stuff so he couldn't critique it oh yeah because he'll be like oh we should have done this he vince does the same thing with you're not shooting this in 72k oh yeah yeah he's i don't think we're gonna storyboard it no don't let me take this i wasn't feeling it yeah i don't know what my motivation what's my inspiration here we have a storyboard and see the whiteboard behind vince there's sometimes we have to do like um custom videos yeah okay that's what you have to do guys who reach out to her and like well i who reach out to her and are like, oh, I have a fantasy.

I want a custom video. It's like, okay, what do you want? Well, I want you wearing a purple and green striped dress. And then for two minutes, I want you to pick your nose. That's not true. They've never done that. For three minutes, I want you to just scrape the dirt out from one of your toenails.

And then for minute and a half i want you to fart loudly and no they have scripts it's like i want you to say a certain thing at a certain time a certain way and i i will write it out because they they're like okay i want you to say this this thing or a lot of guys are like okay use my name okay that's easy enough i can you know right which i don't forget I can, you know, run on the break, which I don't forget. Or there's a certain they went go through a certain set of dialogue. Set of dialogue. That's a good way to put it. Yeah, it's like three pages.

Oh, I want you to wear a purple and green striped dress. Like, where the fuck do I get that? I think the one that was the most complex when I did the slave girl. Yeah. We shot it up there and they wanted it taken back in old, all these Barbary pirates Thank you.

the one that was the most complex when i did this the slave girl yeah i we shot it up there and they wanted it taken back in old of these barbary pirates uh um they they yeah they they well i was some kind of an heiress and they uh they got a hold of me and they made me a captive and i'm i'm chained to this thing at this um auction i'm auctioned off at this person as their sex slave. Okay. So we put like, oh, it was like a mini production process. I wanted to shoot it all green screen, but she says, no, let's not go that deep into it. That's crazy.

I thought that would be kind of fun to put that out there, you know? That's interesting. We just stood at the top of the hill, and I stood on this wooden crate thing.

It could have been better, but the co-star we had it was a young guy he didn't fully understand it not that we did but he did good he did okay he did all right but yeah he did fine i think the thing was is like the also they he was like the sex slave so i had to eat food off the floor like they threw like um we used um quinoa and he threw it on the floor and i I to eat it off the floor as a sleeve so it was shows you where my memory is i don't remember that oh no actually i kept it in the bowl i'm not gonna eat off the floor up there i don't remember i don't clean that well that's how much that one meant to me yeah that one could have been really cool no i think by then you're like you you guys push up the camera and just...

I think I just hit record and walked away. Let me know when you guys are done. It wasn't even that. There was no real sex. I had to like jerk them off kind of with my feet and that was about it. Was that in the script? Yes. But not to completion. We'll have to show you so many scripts these guys come up with. Oh, I saved them all. Seriously. I saved them all. Somebody needs help. There's even a backstory to it.. Oh, I saved them all. Seriously. I saved them all. Somebody needs help. There's even a back story to it. I mean, I had a book with that one.

That one could have been really cool, just that we don't have that production quality. Hey, I'm not bashing anyone's fantasy, but these guys, they get so particular. They're like, oh, my God, for a minute and a half, you do this. Yeah. In a two-minute segment, 32 seconds into it, you need to say this. I can just picture this guy trying to toss it off. It's like, oh, it's at 34 seconds. I can't get on it. She missed a cue. She missed a few seconds. I was ready at the 32-second mark, and bam it, she went to 34. It's over. Yeah. I lost it. Yep. I'm soft. Forget it. Yep. Sorry. We tried. Yeah.

So what are the things on the board then? We'll write the little bullet points. These are actually show ideas. Those are show ideas. And the phone number up there is on Sunday nights at 9 o'clock, we do a live show where people can call in and tell us their stories, ask us questions, or not call in at all. Peck us or whatever they want to do. It's fine. Or tell you their script ideas. Sure. That's what we use the whiteboard for. You know, we'll take it down. We're waiting.

Our friend, one friend, Jay, who calls into the show, a beautiful, sexy woman who has sent me pictures, and she can keep sending them. Hi, Jay. Yeah. She is involved with a young gentleman behind her husband's back. He's very hot. Whatever. Sultry. He's making that okay. I can't see what he has. I don't know. I don't care to see. She wants to send pictures of that to you. That's fine. I gave her your text number. Oh, good. To text you. I don't need to see his penis. I really do. I have to say thank you. She sent me a gift. A little red sheer outfit.

I have a white one very similar to it, or exactly the same. So, I tried it on. It looks real good. I took some pictures. I want to send it to her. And Michael. I want to send a thank out to Michael. He'll know who I'm talking about. I'm going to leave it at that. Michael actually did a little sponsorship thing and sent me some pictures of his wife, who is extremely hot. Oh, yes. You showed me pictures, yes. Michael's a good-looking guy. He's going through some surgery. Hopefully he's doing okay with that. But, again, thank you for that.

You know, helping buy a bottle of bourbon, and I did that today. Actually, what I'm drinking now is from Michael. Oh, that's so nice. Yeah. I don't care what you say about him He's a good man There are some guys who are like Yeah I drink bourbon too Michael wants me to start a Swinger wife slash cigar Bourbon show So I just got to get rid of the swinger wife thing You may may have to get another wife. No, I'm not doing that a third time. Learn your lesson the first time. It's like slamming your hand in the car door. You do it twice, you're not going to ever do it again.

You do it once, you shouldn't do it again. Now you tell me. If you're smart, you wouldn't do it the first time, but, you know. Couldn't you just do them all at once? Slam the car door? No. It no it's the swinger bourbon cigar you know and just say things that apply to all like this goes down easy it's a big open statement you know they don't know what i'm talking about it applies yeah just a whole thing yeah i'd be saying that and donna be going thank you i'm like i'm talking with about the bourbon Right, yeah Or I'd say and Donna goes, is the bourbon that good?

No, I was talking about you Wow, this is really wet This hardly burns at all This has a slight burn to it Then Then you should see a doctor. Oh, my God. This is what I have to put up for day in, day out. Oh, and I'm living a fucking dream. It's a nightmare. Why do you think I drink? Oh, shit. I'm an atheist, but I go, oh, God. No, I'm not an atheist. But anyway, yeah, so we'll have to, you know, see. You sure you would want to see that naked? Yeah. I'll be back to me again. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Hold on. Would you like my, I'll do my voiceover. Yeah. Race fans, hot rodders. Sunday.

Nipples will be flaring. Just so not right. There's a gear missing in there. In the gears of Vince, there's a gear that's missing a couple of teeth. They told me later in life you have to use a clutch. I was like, oh, I thought that was a spare pedal. A spare pedal in case the other brake, you know, stopped working. Yeah, that brake never worked. Never. Somehow the accelerator didn't work. The brake didn't work when I hit that. And nothing. I thought it was the noisemaker. The noisemaker. Yeah.

Grind me a pound yeah it's just nasty so what kind of things do you enjoy sexually oh you know it's interesting because i'm even at this point where i haven't i don't i like doing whatever in the moment which sounds like a cop-out answer but that's my new thing that's where i'm at now like i don't go oh i hope this happens or i really like this i like if the moment to go with the moment sure and you know i get it It's like, I hope this happens or I really like this. I like if the moment to go with the moment. Sure. You know, I get it. It's like, I hope she doesn't call the cops. Yeah. Again.

I hope that's old mace that burns us. Yeah. I hope that taser doesn't have a full charge. That's right. This is just my things, right? No. Oh no oh my god what are you hoping it was a full charge right whichever you know back to that whole beat you know that could power charge the fucking come out like the velocity of 37 i i don't think too many people be into that but hey i've, I've been wrong before. So you're saying I'm strange. No, not you, dear. Just checking. Just checking. Maybe just a little bit. Maybe just a little bit. Okay. I see. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right.

Yeah, most people have, like, a thing that they're, like, they like certain things. I do like women. Well, I do. Okay, so this will tell you how fucked up my lifestyle experience has been now i have had more than a handful of experiences but not a million right the one thing that's on the top of my lifestyle list is i want i want two women to blow me until i come right not you know we have sex first and but to finish with two women blow me that's never happened in 30 goddamn years yeah yeah and i'm like I'm like, how am I getting overlooked on this?

And I mention it fairly often, and it hasn't happened. Did you ask the blowjob fairy about getting into women? No, wrong choice of words. Fairy doesn't fit in there. That's true. Excuse me. I'm the blowjob fairy. So you want two sets of lips? Is it particular which kind they are? So I can arrange to have two sets of lips on your penis. Oops. So if you don't look, it might make it easier to come. That's all I'm going to say. Just don't look down. Just don't look down. Do whiskers offend you? That's an open ass.

How we identify as's our thing don't worry about it just think of it as two fairies sucking your well now that's off the list i don't want that anymore okay we can make it three fairies sucking your dick it's funny i'm dropping like a stone stone we'll play you like a bagpipe one will suck your dick one will squeeze your nuts i can't stop it one will blow air in your ass to make sure that you make some kind of noise are you scottish at all any scottish in you your one thumb a baroo oh stop that's not what i meant oh i meant did you oh well we i have mentioned it you know over the many many years and just doesn't seem to happen you may or may.

I'm just saying. Well, we kind of keep missing our female women that want to shoot. We know people. I'm just saying. It might not happen on the show, but we might know people. Okay. You know some people. We know some people, but apparently he knows more people than I do because the girls I want to shoot with are like, well. Well, I didn't say it would be on video.

I just said we i thought i knew some people but it doesn't happen i don't understand you think with like house parties and things it can happen at a house party i could definitely happen that seems something to be honest that's why when you said you go to a lot of house parties i get done at the women at the house party if i tell the women um all four of you need to go suck his dick or pay him attention you'll have four women you're my new favorite person I'm their favorite person apparently there you go yeah only because these women can't even they're not going to be sucking anybody's dick when they're dying they can't even fucking walk up the steps they don't have to.

Yeah, I finger them as I walk them up the steps. It's puppetry. It's puppetry. Ventriloquist. Yeah. They're awful. That's not what they say. No, they don't say that. That's true. That is very true. But, yeah, so, but. I'm sorry I don't have a girlfriend or something here, you know. Yeah, tell me about that. I'm sorry, too. I know. You can make all your dreams come true. Then I wouldn't have a wife. I won't. Poof, I'd be gone. I don't even know what to say to anybody. That's all right. That's cool., yeah, no, that's, yeah. So, now, Donna, would you like to shoot with him?

Yeah, I think it'd be fun. It'd be a lot of fun. All right. And I do have particular things that I love to, well, Vince knows. So you just close your ears because I'll. Close my ears. Yeah, I can tell Greg exactly what I like. Okay, hang on. Let me close my ears. Okay. Go ahead. Hey, close my ears. Oh, is that your mic? My ears are closed. I can't hear you because your microphone's off. God, you're such an ass. No, I just know more about this than you. He's such a jerk. I'm like, I like to be teased. That is my big, big thing. I like to be teased. I understand that.

Yeah, Don't just go right for the big potato. This is a big problem I find in the lifestyle in general. People decide they're going to hook up, so they go, okay, let's all go to a room. Okay, everyone's strip naked. All right, start fucking. It's like, well, wait a minute. It's a little too mechanical sometimes. Ah, that's a good word. Yeah.

a good word I get that I'd like to, you know, somebody to undress me slowly Or leave something to the imagination Because sometimes guys will be like Says the woman who comes into a party wearing barely nothing Oh, that's not true Oh, yeah, undress me Oh, good You know, like Oh, yeah, that was teasing You're so mean to me i'm just stating now this oh i bet because of the first party where this little the bra was barely like pieces of elastic that went around your boobs and underwire but that's the only it's like she got tangled up in a string ball right i've seen them yeah the bottoms were like crotchless But there was string There was string So much to the imagination What do you want me to wear?

I'm just saying You made it sound like you come in I wore a dress on top of that I wore that red Then once you got in the house you took that off And you were down to your string. Oh, it's got to come off sooner or later, Mr. Smarty Pants. It was a lot sooner. No, it wasn't. People were already walking around like in their, quote, party outfits, which was like, you know, the bondage stuff. Yeah, the nipples were flaring. The nipples were flaring and I was like, oh, I got to get undressed here. I'm missing the boot here. What the fuck's going on with me?

I actually, maybe Ij'd at a strip club on the weekends for six years but i always used to tell the strippers why do you wear that because i always thought strip in street clothes strip in normal clothes the fluorescent green thing that you're wearing looks like the stripper uniform and it's not doing anything for most people. I don't know. Sure. There was a girl that used to wear a beat-up, like, cut-up jeans and stuff in the next of the guys. I think it'd be far more ironic to see, like, what the girl might wear out to the store or something like that. Yeah, yeah.

And then you see her strip from that down to nothing or whatever. Yeah, and it'll also lead to, you know, did this girl just walk in off the street and, you know, start doing this now? There's a mental aspect to it. Oh, that's true. I can see that. I can see that. So what are your biggest turn-ons? What are the things that you like most in sex, besides having sex? Man! You know, I consider myself a pretty articulate and versed and well-thought-out person, but for some reason, I got to think about this for a second. Talk amongst yourselves while I... Well, we know you like blowjobs.

You want two women on your dick. Show me a guy who doesn't like a blowjob. That is one of my... You know what? And I'll show you a woman. That's the top of the list. There's something about it. Well. You know. We know a lot of guys that can't come that way. That's why they don't like it. That's true, but they can't come that way. So maybe it's like a build-up. Maybe that's their tease. I think I like it. It could be a control thing, too. Oh, you think? That could be a control thing? Because if you're giving someone a blowjob, they basically have given up control.

don't see it that way yeah i think like they have total control because you are pleasuring them and yeah you have their fucking junk in your mouth all right you don't like it i don't know i think it's the other way around. I think for me it shows so I can have sex with a woman. I can go down on a woman. I can kiss a woman. Is she going to kiss me back? Is she going to go down? I mean, it shows they're into it too kind of thing. Like I'm turned on when the other person's like, there you go. It's like we figured it out. I'm turned on when the other person's turned on.

Oral sex is both submissive and dominant. It is. But in all fairness, generally, I'm thinking when you're laying there, you're kind of just like, okay, pleasure me. So you're kind of like giving over.

I mean, you can sit there and say, okay, look at my balls now yeah you know and then i said no donna i meant the ones on my bottom of my dick not the ones you know not the soccer balls in the closet i had to give up golf for that she was choking on one of my golf balls my god you said you wanted a ball washer that i'm like jesus he said lick my balls i was like she's like these things have mud on them jeez you got the dirtiest balls i'm there i'm licking them it's like god this is disgusting they're hard i'll give you that the things i do dimples in them i don't know what the dimples in your balls are but you know but um very clean shaven though very clean okay so like when i go down on her or some of these other women that i know like to be dominated so to speak like i'll i'll put my arms across their legs right and then hold their arms down yeah so they get that whole being controlled right so at that point i'm definitely more in control you're in more control yes at that point yeah and i don't always do that but you know sometimes i use duct tape or a hot glue gun but to my point, you wouldn't do that if you didn't want to.

Sure. So there's a part of it, thank you. But I do it when I know the woman enjoys it. At the BDSM party, these women are generally subs. Yeah, generally. I know they like to be restrained. Yeah. So I do that.

And when I do that, you can actually see the arousal level grow a little bit yeah if i do it to a woman that's not a bdsm type right or something and i don't get positive feedback then i'll stop right yeah but bdsm can be very tricky sometimes i guess i'm not really into it so yeah but yeah well you have to rely on when you're doing things with when you have to rely on like body language sure there's not they may not verbally tell you hey i don't like this that they're they'll stiffen up or they won't move a certain way and but if they're into it they they writhe i mean when she punches me in the head it's like you want it that's what i do too ouch is not a safe word ouch is not a safe word 911 is not a get help get help I'm sorry that's not the safe word but yeah okay just checking taking notes that's all you can do so that's it in a nutshell You just want to make sure The other person is enjoying himself And that's your arousal Yes I mean As long as they reciprocate There you go Yeah There's that there's this whole see i i'm a dom right i'm not i find bdsm stuff complicated right because of experiences i've had in my life with women who say i want this and i want it 24 hours a day and then they don't right that's that's what i find like you can't be a good dom without a good sub period that's it so and then there's the whole subbing from the doming from the bottom so the sub is actually the dom who lets you think you're doming and she thinks it's a whole mental thing but that seems so complicated i just thought of a joke but i don't know how to take it okay something a guy named dom working at subway hey dom can i have a sub sorry go ahead just also does he say that oh my god wow guy named dom's like no but beat my sandwich and beat my sandwich no you can't have a sub but i will give you a footlong oh there you go anyway i said no black olives moral the story is sorry moral the story is so i would love i got one right now this is not something you can just tell anybody but someone to go do whatever you want and you mean it oh i did that i did that my birthday party i was blindfolded and i told them you can do it every one day to me and they did they said go wash the dishes and make a sandwich, I'm right there They found out the hard way She doesn't cook I think it's a real thing, right?

Yeah, she doesn't cook It's a real thing I lose it She can order a meal I can. I just hate it. It's so tedious and. Ordering a meal? The whole, everything with cooking, cooking is tedious. Let's keep it kind of where we're going. Yeah, yeah. But when we went to my birthday party, that was a thing. They said, I said, you can do what everyone would do to me. And they came in, I was restrained and blindfolded. And I had to strip naked on the front porch in front of this whole neighborhood. So I think we just found my thing, as you told that, that's fucking hot, that's hot. That was very hot.

The whole thing was so erotic. She's not a lot back in the neighborhood. I know, they're like, you can't have her in the neighborhood. I am confused as to why that was your birthday. Because he said that. I set it up for her. That's why. Okay. I said, do you want to do something different for your birthday? She goes, yeah, what do you have in mind? I said, let me figure if I can work it out. So I called this gentleman, and I said, hey, listen. The guy that does the house parties? Donna's, you know, he knew. He sure did the training session with him.

You know, she has an interest in the BDSM thing. And, you. And she has an interest in small groups. And, you know. You know, like the size of a baseball team. Yeah. Well, you know, the minor league team. Oh, minor league. Not the major league team. You're not ready. I'm not ready for that. Bigger bats. You can't do that.

Only in Southeast PA, not in like yeah the whole you know east coast yeah next week's a different story i'm working up to it you got a birthday every year yeah it's true but i said no i called up i said hey you know can you get a couple other doms and their wives and okay i'm gonna blindfold her and i want you guys to just do whatever treat her well right you know and everything else he's like yeah no problem so he got two other guys and their wives so there's three doms three subs and uh they made donna do a lot of different things i it was like a day at the spa i keep telling people and then people are just shaking their heads like how what what i was the center of attention i had fingernails raking now i get.

All right. There were, you know, my nipples being tweaked. But then you do the whole, we've said this a thousand times, you know, the green, yellow, red as our safe words. They weren't safe words. They were levels. The levels, yeah. They got too much of as red and they used the little pinwheels. The safe word was harder. Deeper. Whole fist. Thanks, Vince. You're helping me out there. But it was probably the most erotic thing I've ever had done because I gave complete control to all these people, to six other people. And that was so amazing. And then I fouled every one of their subs.

Yes, you yes you did yes you did you he's such a man whore you're such a man whore you know i do what and who i can that's right it was it was a lot of fun but i and we have it on video yes we do and and stills like i was even stills are just captures yeah well like at the end like made me, tied me up into this like, it was like a rope outfit, like one piece outfit. Like they tied me up. And then they put me on the St. Andrews cross and they continued it on there. So it was like, it was like a couple hours. It was an hour and a half. Is that all? I thought it was like two hours.

No, it was like an hour and a half. In some ways it seemed like like two minutes. Well, you were able to, as some people can, when you're going through all that, you kind of go to a different plane. Different level. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, you do. Subspace, as it's called. Yeah, that's, I keep hearing subspace. And it's kind of, because you're blindfolded, so you can't, you can hear things. So, like, it seemed like there was a lot more going on than there really was. So, like, when I walked in, they put me, they had that column in their living room, and nobody spoke.

That's the part I found so erotic, is that nobody spoke, but I could hear that there was a presence there. They killed as many senses to heighten the others. Right, yeah. Yeah, could feel these fingers raking on me and kisses on me she couldn't see or hear that we took her credit cards i'm getting chills i guess we ordered pizza she didn't know about all right they were they were eating like all this rich food around me like i couldn't have any of it food porn it was it was so much fun thank you honey i every time i see them i'm like wow that Thank you.

food around me like i couldn't have any of it food porn yeah that's it it was it was so much fun thank you honey i every time i see them i'm like wow that was the best birthday party ever i didn't hate it no good but you're saying something because i suspect there's been other birthday parties yeah well we're seeing what's going on this year we're working on some stuff We're looking for a mystery date thing Oh, a mystery date He did a mystery man date, oh, God, years ago. Like a guy came in, I was blindfolded, and he came in and played with me, fucked me, whatever. He couldn't talk.

He couldn't talk. He did talk, but there was someone she didn't know. I got him through the Swinger website, and she had to stay blindfolded the whole time. Yeah, I did this with my first wife, actually. Yeah, it's a lot of stuff, yeah. I still don't know who it is. I got them through the Swinger website. Yeah. And she had to stay blindfolded the whole time. Yeah. I did this with my first wife, actually. I still don't know who it is. She was asleep. I told her, well, actually I just said, you know, one day I might wake you up and blindfold you. Just go with it. And that's all I told her.

And then... You might sound and feel like you're in the back of a trunk of a car, but just... That's right. Just go with it. Just go with it. You know, it might sound like you're near the Mexican border, but just go with it. That's what I'm going to say. You might think you're being sex trafficked, but it's not. It's erotic. It's erotic. Hey, organ harvesting is in. Oh my God, you're so not right. There's a line and then it says, steps right over it.

I was perfectly fine with all sex all i'm not okay with any of that i was making a joke i'm sorry to stay so as it was i said it i know but so you so you did that yes so woke her up one night blind by blindfold her what yeah blah brought what does that mean, please, detail, details. Well, you know, it was a long time ago now, so details are a little fuzzy, but, you know. So he gets to play with her, in other words. So he didn't shave. So we both played with her. Oh, you both did. Yeah. That's kind of cool. Sure. Sorry, I had to move away.

That's okay, don't tell me you're going to move it so I can turn the mic off.

That's okay, that was blindfolded the whole time And he left Donna Donna Stop I had to do that And then she got the guests forever And I've said we've talked about this on other shows I find that shit like really erotic the fact that if you know whoever blindfolded you brought a woman in and you have sex with her and she leaves and you don't know if it's someone you know or someone you don't know you could be walking around like a Walmart or something like that and see a pretty woman and she might just look at you in a way and you go could that have been her you know you could be in church one day and all of a sudden you look at the priest and the priest looks at you and you go was it him?

It just sucks when he's at Thanksgiving. It's like, okay, don't eat the stuffing. Don't miss it. I don't know what that even means. Are you going to explain it to me then? I'll draw you a picture later I'm just going to tell you don't eat the stuff oh my goodness the second part of the story though is I don't even know how much long later maybe a year later I did the same thing but with a she felt hands on it. It was funny to listen to her describe it. She was like, it was crazy. I thought it was going to be the same thing again. And I felt hands, and all of a sudden, I felt fingernails.

I'm like, this guy's got long fingernails. Wow, this guy has boobs, but he didn't have a big belly. His dick was so small. vince wasn't it big boob small penis vince fingernails trim your nails god damn it trim your nails oh my god i'm out well hopefully she was bi oh she was supposed to be but yes i was just saying that could be well after After that, she went, bye. Yeah. Maybe. No, she won't. See you, honey, I'm leaving. Yeah.

supposed to be but yes i was just saying that could be well after that she went by yeah maybe no honey i'm leaving yeah found the woman of my dreams that's cool yeah the whole the whole mystery thing i think is very very titillating well it's exciting when you can do that as a couple you know yeah it's like i don't tell donna what team it is that's coming in right all i do is like i'm not telling you which sport or what city they're from i have to count could be a traveling team a traveling team could be a local team we don't know could be soccer could be baseball so i don't know how many players i have to deal with right yeah she just knows when it's the nba a lot of layups i don't know all these guys seem so tall and they've got these big giant tics i don't understand i feel a dick in my pussy and all i'm doing is kissing belly button what the fuck's going on four foot eleven and i'm like i could slow dance and suck his dick at the same time it's like oh wow this is like a remarkable oh yeah there's something there you can read into that where we're going to lay his dick across your top of your head yep you just lick his nuts oh my alright he lays dick across your fucking top of your head yep yeah you just lick his nuts so oh my all right we've killed over an hour yeah let's wrap this up we've gotten as trashy as we can oh no we've got more trashy yeah no we have but raunchy and to the point yes we're there we're all that but uh yeah so we killed.

Okay. I want to thank you for having me. Hopefully you'll come on another one soon. I would love that. Or even come on and talk. Or just come. Just come. Hey, that's on YouTube over there. I'm on this side. I'm going to have to get a glass shield. That would be too funny.

I'm going to get one of those discounted covid fucking plexiglass things and put it on my fucking console that's too sure that the splash zone it's like the it was a kid show with the green slime and shit yeah yeah whatever it was double dare and think about that yeah that double dare yes oh i forgot i want to make sure i don't get splashed with anything So I'm going to get one of those SWAT Fucking shields Just put a camera in It has the light on it already I can videotape and not get shot in the face The thing I'm thinking about The guy who hosted Double Dare Burt Reynolds Punched him in the face with a pie Punched him But with a pie If you ever got a chance to watch that, it was on The Tonight Show.

Oh. Didn't know that. Pretty violent. It was pretty interesting. Bert didn't like him. Yeah, no, he did not. Oh. I thought maybe it was just like, oh, just got a little out of hand. No, they were just tossing insults back and forth, and then Jay Leno came up with this idea to settle it. They would have a duel where they walk, turn around and throw pies at each other and Burt Reynolds basically hit him in the face so hard with this tinfoil pan. Did he really hurt him? Oh yeah. Really? Wow. Yeah, if you watch the video it's, yeah. Like broken nose.

That's why I remember Double Dare when you said it I could even tell you that I never saw one of the shows I just remember my kids were small yeah they would watch when I was younger I used to watch a lot of things with people getting slimed mostly women you're like I could do that if it comes. If it comes out green, I might need to see a doctor. It's not green, but I could slime her. Yeah. I could slime her real good. Some days more than others. I'm going to eat a lot of celery and drink a lot of water. Celery turns your – never mind. No, it doesn't. It's supposed to give you more content.

That's what I heard. Really? More water. If you have a lot – like celery's got a lot of water content. It's supposed to make your lood bigger. If you drink more water, it's supposed to increase your sperm amount. Yeah. So, there you go. Oh, my God, you're sucking them down like they're free. You must have a huge lood. Maybe. I don't care. I'm not going to find out that's your job not mine yes it is do you want to wrap this up or what I want to thank you and again Greg thank you thank you have a good night everybody Thank you.