In this episode of the Hot Wife Podcast, hosts Donna Lynn and Vince, along with their friend Bob, explore the world of swinging and lifestyle experiences. They discuss Bob's journey into the lifestyle, his first experiences at swinger clubs, and the allure of confidence and sexuality. The conversation also touches on fashion and attraction, highlighting what turns them on, and concludes with entertaining stories from couch dances and the unexpected outcomes that can arise from them. In this lively conversation, the speakers delve into various themes surrounding sexuality, including celebrity encounters, erotic experiences in different cultures, and the importance of foreplay. They discuss personal preferences in partners, the role of the mind in sexual arousal, and humorous anecdotes that highlight the lighter side of sexual experiences. The dialogue flows seamlessly through these topics, providing insights into the complexities of human sexuality and the cultural differences that shape our perceptions and experiences. TakeawaysThe podcast emphasizes that the views expressed are opinions, not professional advice.Bob shares his journey into the lifestyle, starting with nude beaches.Experiences in swinger clubs can be both erotic and classy.Confidence in women is a significant turn-on, especially for mature women.Fashion choices, like a tight sweater or a hint of skin, can enhance attraction.The hosts discuss the appeal of certain clothing styles on both men and women.Couch dance stories reveal unexpected outcomes and humorous situations.The conversation highlights the importance of self-confidence in exuding sexuality.Not everyone should wear revealing clothing; it should be a personal choice.The hosts enjoy sharing their experiences and insights into relationships and intimacy. Celebrity encounters can lead to humorous and respectful interactions.Traveling exposes individuals to diverse erotic experiences.Cultural attitudes towards sexuality vary significantly across countries.Foreplay is essential for enhancing sexual experiences.The mind plays a crucial role in sexual arousal and satisfaction.Personal preferences in partners can be influenced by personality traits.Humor can be an important aspect of sexual conversations.Physical compatibility can enhance sexual experiences.Communication about desires is key to fulfilling sexual encounters.Cultural differences can lead to varied expressions of sexuality.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up.
hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot white podcast of course i'm here again with my wonderful husband vince and we also have a special friend which i have probably known oh gosh 40 something years we won't quite go that far back but yes yes it's been a couple weeks a couple weeks and um yes and he is also in the lifestyle and he's going to tell us about some of his erotic experiences his venture into it oh not erotic experiences no i don't know his experiences he said it was erotic so i'm saying very erotic i see get closer to your mic there bob so everybody can hear you and your your sexy voice my sexy voice.
How's this working for you? Oh, it's working. So welcome to the show. Well, thank you. He's been on before. Thank you very much. Welcome again. Oh, geez, my husband is being a pain in my butt as usual. I mean, I love you, dear. Wow. You know, if I liked you, that would hurt. Yeah, you always say that. Or he'll say something like, oh, if you keep that up, I'm not going to let you suck my dick later. Wow. Oh, I'm like, oh. I won't. Hold out. Harsh, harsh. Hold out there, Vince. Hold out. Reverse psychology. Exactly. Please, Vince, I'm going to suck your dick. Make her beg for it.
Oh, when I do on a regular basis.
Yeah.'s only in my dreams could you hear the dripping sarcasm in my voice i thought that was bullshit dripping that's probably true too so yeah we've been we've been outside having some fun and some good food and some drinks so yeah we're a little libations life is good life is good yeah a little cold to have fun but yeah once it warms up we'll have some more uh fun down there by the pool and party naked nothing wrong with that nope life is good life is real good then how long how long ago did you get introduced to the lifestyle well it's been probably about 20 years but it's more just like had friends going to nude beaches and different parties and events and things like that and just kind of got into it just very very soft and just uh explored my first nude beach had a great time there and had a couple drinks and life is good under the sun when you're naked in the water and things like that and just uh take one step at a time so you didn't get sunburned did you and i did not you know they said for a lot of good sunblock oh yeah there's bob putting on his sunblock i don't care how much you stroke it's better when you have help putting the sunblock keep it moving you can't get sunburned exactly the sunblock here between my knees and my belly so it's sunblock on it keep rubbing that's all i am keep rubbing worked it up to a complete lather complete lather amazing part is it was a clear spray all good times good times fun times just uh checking out different uh uh beaches or different resorts different places to go and meeting some interesting people and hearing the stories uh about some like-minded people so now the the woman that was with you when we when you and donna reunited um was that the one who introduced you into swinging well not so much in the swinging but just uh actually going to different places together and uh she was very open-minded and want to explore some different things and uh open up a lot of new opportunities to it to go different places and meet some new people okay i mean dude did you go to the nude beach with someone else was it introduction before yeah some friends years ago yes initially yes friends and years ago and then and she was very much into it as well and um cool she would love to go to different uh uh go-go bars and strip clubs and things like that and be a part of that I just enjoy the whole atmosphere.
It was very erotic just to turn it on. You were telling us about a situation where you guys were at a swinger club. Tell us about that story. It sounded pretty interesting, I'm sure. My one and only time going in there, and she was very much into it, we went through this place. It was a very classy place, BYOB, and you'd go in, and everybody was dressed up nice. And there was just different rooms. It was fun to explore the different rooms. There was movie rooms.
There was couches and people in all different states of dress and music rooms people were dancing and having a good time but as you wandered your way through this place on the third floor there was one room it was very very dark you'd open up a curtain there was a big round bed and there's just a pile of women in there and this young lady was enamored by all the beautiful women in there and she took off her dress and dove in this pile of women and uh i was just amazed uh just watching and just experiencing the fun and uh the debauchery that was going on among these women that's pretty interesting i mean it was very interesting very erotic yeah i bet i mean a lot of people have some good experiences uh you know in the Thank you.
It was very interesting, very erotic. Yeah, I bet. I mean, a lot of people have some good experiences, you know, in the swinger club environment. We have not been quite so lucky, but that's just us. Yeah. Well, again, this was pretty erotic. It was a pretty classy place. It was my first time there. So just taking it all in. You're smiling a lot. Like a kid in a candy store is what it was, just watching, just enjoying the whole ambience and the whole experience. So after she got done having that fun, did she take out some more aggravation on you? She did. She abused me thoroughly.
I paid extra for that, but it was a lot of fun.
There you it was awesome that was good and with that lovely lady that would it would be horrible uh yeah i can imagine oh you must have been like devastated i was i would it was traumatic you had to go through all kinds of i would tell her i might be bad again you might have to keep punishing me just a fun fun time that was good but it was pretty erotic to just see her get dressed up and just wear something a little sexy and just something semi-shear or just a little hint we talked about that before too just a little hint we talked maybe just an oxford shirt under a blazer with no bra and just turning a certain way and just exposing a little bit or a short skirt with exposing a little thigh and thigh and just very, very erotic.
I've always said there's, to me, one of the most sexy things in the world is a mature woman who looks and feels sexy. I couldn't agree more. A 20 some year old should look like a 20 something year old. Okay. But when you get a woman 35 plus that can maintain herself and look good and confidence exude sexuality exude sexuality through confidence that is a huge turn on and just uh amazing yeah you know i've i've worked with a thousand models or whatever over the years and you know had plenty women like i'm not I said, it's what you exude.
What you see when you look in the mirror isn't necessarily what you exude. I said, I'm telling you, you exude sexiness, and I'm going to help you see it. Are you saying that to Bob, that Bob exudes sexiness? I told Bob already.
Oh, are you rubbing yourself over there so he's about to exude so speaking another another couple of minutes he's gonna exude he's exude on her not on me so speaking about that young lady that was your key to success the confidence i remember back in the day and seeing you different places of dancing dancing and just that that was your to me i thought it was your claim to fame it was the confidence you owned the room when you went in there you owned the place uh and just she does that here i did literally this is my fucking house yeah asshole get the word cook me dinner make me a sandwich and he does but uh again the confidence and then like you i agree couldn't agree more uh especially like a mature woman um again over 35 or whatever just they don't have to be in peak shame you know i mean there's plenty of heavier set women that i've played with because they just exude to sexuality.
Couldn't agree more. And there's nothing hotter than a woman who just conveys that they enjoy sex, they feel sexy, and they make you feel sexy. Absolutely agree. Absolutely. They set the tone. I agree.
Yeah, and I think, like think like we said before maybe a thousand times before your sexiness is what vince just said is on the inside it's not it's not the book cover it's what's inside agreed you know if you exude that and you come off like like you said bob with being confident that is super sexy confident but not cocky and you know Oh, has a cock no that doesn't turn me on at all some people it does and that's fine and even like you said it's that girl next door it doesn't have to be the supermodel or something like it it's how a woman carries herself or like you said just an extra unbuttoned.
I mean, just what's behind that? What's behind this? Or, damn, how she turned. How the ankles, we talked about a set of high- Oh, the ankles. Even just eye contact. Eye contact, yeah. Why are you looking at me that way right now? You've got me a little. Guys, I'm right here, I mean, come on.
Watching you exude but no a set of high heels with an ankle strap or something i do like something just something like or stockings uh stockings again doesn't have to be a prom queen it's just it's just how a woman carries herself and that's really what shows the section nice set of it heals my dick in her mouth those kind of things just convey sexiness i couldn't agree more you know something about you know when my balls are resting on her chin i find it so sexy a pearl necklace whatever pearl necklace whatever it takes hey i'm willing to go the extra mile and help i'm sure you do that you are you are so there you are there to help your fellow human being i'm there you know female but i mean you help males too whoa not that way what kind of show is this i'll loan you my wrench but it.
No, you loaned them your wife, which is pretty gosh darn sexy. That is pretty darn sexy. You argue that. That what? About being loaned. Well, not always. Sometimes it's like, I think Mike wants to borrow me. Is that okay?
I'm like, just make sure he washes you up i'm tired of getting your back dirty you know i gave him i gave you to him in a decent condition and he returns it all messed up even with the rental center you got to clean it before you return it i mean fill it up and return it and clean that's right he filled it up actually i want it empty to your roof run her through no hot wax that burns come on that really burns oh my god yeah when you borrow somebody's you know lawnmower you know you clean it up and you should you should you don't take them all the nasty you know get rid of all the nasty stuff nasty stuff you made the mess clean it the fuck up don't give it to me to clean up neighbors don't like me out there power washing donna god damn it.
God damn Mike. But even going back to the sexy stuff again again this little something semi-sheer or just a hint of different fabrics how it or even you know what even a tight sweater in the winter time oh my god. I know they're not in fashion anymore but i still like a tight sweater tur the wintertime. Oh, my God. I know they're not in fashion anymore, but I still like a tight sweater turtleneck. There's just something about. Couldn't agree. You know, a turtleneck on a woman. Right, right. So women like the gray sweatpants on a guy. The guys love the turtlenecks. Oh, the gray sweatpants?
Yeah, well, that's what. Ew.
I guess if you've got a huge package swinging around elephant trunk you know what my problem is my they fall down on me because my keys are heavy that's what it is your keys is that what you call it now your keys if something else was falling down i'd be wearing them now what i think is is pretty sexy for a guy and i notice it more like on these uh some of the westerns like a yellowstone and stuff like the the cut of the jeans that they're wearing like right around the crotch area and like work boots i find incredibly sexy on a man with like a like a but you know just a tight-fitting t-shirt okay the village people were gay i'm sorry but they still wore those jeans really well but you're right getting a I don't have an ass to keep them up my ass is too big i think i't fit.
Your ass isn't round anymore. Well, I'm glad because I couldn't get a pair of jeans to fit. And my calves are way too big for jeans. Unless I get like a boot cut. Well, they don't make that kind of cut of jean in, you know, child. Child sizes. Asshole. I know. Total asshole. You know, I was looking for like some like sexy shoes.
And I'm like like you have these in like a child size three that don't have blinking lights yeah and a wheel on the back yeah they don't i'm i'm ass so it's kind of disappointing it's like ah knowing that but i you know i still have 11 isn't that short no i'm i'm not but i trying to find things that fit that are sexy is um sure it's difficult it's kind of difficult yeah shoes are definitely because i have like a weird size foot i'm kind of there's some sexy sandals though too or open toe shoes or again with different straps on them or different uh there's some very sexy uh like the roman oh yeah yeah they kind of come up a little bit and i like a wedgie too because you know like a wedge not necessarily a flat standard with something with little i need a heel i always like the heels that have the ankle strap oh that's what that's what bob was saying I'm not a foot person, but I find those very sexy.
Secretly you are. I think...
the ankle strap oh that's what that's what bob was saying i find i'm not a foot person but i find those very sexy you are yeah i think secretly you're a foot person really i think you are how often do i do anything with your feet no well you i've seen you do a lot of things with your feet yeah i'm missing two toes i gotta i gotta keep them motioned i gotta check make sure more aren't gonna fall the off i gotta be yeah there's a lot of shitty i gotta do it i think it's darn sexy vince yeah so anyway that hurt even a cow a cow neck back in the day the cow neck giant and you always want it's hanging down i always thought you're gonna say you said cow and i thought you'd say camel toe on the right woman that's fine that's okay as opposed to a moosh knuckle come on guys put your spandex bike pants on with no underwear come on if every woman thinks they can wear stretch pants men should start wearing them i agree we'll get even no god no yeah those yoga some of those yoga pants are like off the charts they're like borderline like is this like indecent there needs to be a permitting process i'd like to be indecent well there needs to be a permitting process not everyone should be able to buy them this is true this is very true i mean somebody's you know again i'm i'm not gonna go there you have to be nice to everybody vince yeah it's anyway not every guy not every guy should wear bike shorts no absolutely not well sometimes they wear the bike shorts, but they wear like baggy.
Shorts over it? Yeah, like jams. That's what I did, yeah, when I rode bike. All right, here's one for you. Okay. What's your opinion, you two, of white tank top with a tight tight of jeans on? Oh, that's hot. A wife beater?
A wife be wife beater no not necessarily a wife beater but just a white tank top i always thought that was extremely sexy a white tank top with a set of a low cut jeans oh yeah that's definitely cut off jeans yeah or cut off jeans or daisy dukes yeah shorts i'd rather see it in a wife beater i'm okay with wife beaters yeah maybe a set of cowboy boots sure i don't they look good in the air they tie better yeah Thank you. I'm okay with the wife beaters. Maybe a set of cowboy boots. Sure. I don't care. They look good in the air. They tie better. Yeah. Yeah. Any of those shoes.
What's your favorite piece of lingerie on a woman? Boy, hanging on the bedpost. Ah, nice guy. That's it. Crumbled on the floor. No, I think a favorite part, again, maybe a cami or something like a semi-sheer cami or something lace. Again, just a hint of something, not showing everything off, just a little bit. I'm a big fan of lace body stocking. Yes. See, I look like crap in a body stock.
Well, you have to wear more like the one piece bathing suit style not the one with the legs ah all of them look terrible on me you know what i like and um i found one believe it or not at a thrift shop and thanks vince i feel so much better about myself no it was a lace almost a slip but it had the cups for the bra so it's very it took your breasts and pushed them up and it was black lace i wore the fuck out of that thing that sounds sexy it is so when am i gonna see this i'll have to go dig it out i'm not sure i've ever seen it yes you have you've seen it a billion times you just don't know what you're looking at wow but it had like the uh the cups in it were, like, kind of wire, so your breasts are, like, nice and lifted.
I like that. But it was very, it was lace, but it was a very durable lace. It wasn't, like, a thin, flimsy lace. You don't have a scratchy lace. It's not scratchy lace. No, it was more of a stretchy lace. And you couldn't wear it to the show for Bob? Yeah, I was going to say, what? Yeah. Special guest. I'm sorry, Bob.
And you're wearing a gray hoodie and you guys suck so much i would have worn my gray sweatpants for that one you know it's actually kind of cool when i was doing uh like the couch dances not the gray like fleece sweatpants but the runners kind of silky running sweatpants yeah we're actually sweatpants like made out of the same yeah kind of like what you're wearing yes but it's sexy on other people other people i'm glad we clarified that hang on a second vince you suck you suck oh how'd that go down oh i don't know one thing is when i was doing couch dances these guys were like i could grind up against them i could like get my ass cheeks to like squeeze their cock nice nice you can feel their dick getting hard in their pants and it was so silky torture oh come on they wanted they wanted that oh come on i've told vince vince has heard this story a thousand times so close your thousand one a thousand one there's a young guy when i was dancing in one club he's like yeah you know blah baby he goes i'll be the best sex you've ever had a favorite story actually yeah what's that this is my favorite story oh is it yes i thought because we had just gotten together yeah yeah i came home he's talking smack oh he's got it god's gift i'm like hi you know I said well let me see what you got how about we do a couch chance he's like okay okay yeah couch dance in this particular club was four minutes long approximately or one song he lasted a half a song I came in his pants I have a fucking touching him I had even gotten into my dirty talk hands?
I'm not touching him. Oh, my God. I hadn't even gotten into my dirty talk. Like, there were some guys I could get them warmed up, and I started doing, like, some kind of dirty talk about, like, you know, oh, my God, you know, I'm just thinking about how nice we like to have that cock if you're sliding out of my pussy. Nice. You know, but one guy tipped me a 50 because he goes, that was the most erotic thing I've ever heard. It was cool because it kind of, you know, gets. Thank you. That was you? No. Oh, you gave me a script. He gave me a script. I egged her on how to talk dirty.
I did a couch dance with her and one of her girlfriends at work. She was like, oh, April's the best dirty talker there is. Oh, she's a good dirty talker. Let's put it this way. At the end of the four-minute song, this girl was cursing me out. She goes, you son of a bitch. And she pulls her hand out of her thong. It's like stringing. She goes, I am so fucking wet from what you just told me.
Yeah, she took her G-string and pulled it to the side and took her middle finger, swept it up between her pussy lips, and this mean it was like i was like oh that's awesome turned on man that is that was fun and we both that was of course that was a big no-no you weren't allowed to have boyfriends in there but we didn't tell them i was her boyfriend i wouldn't either don't be stupid don't need to, fuck, no. Don't be stupid. Don't need to know basis, and they did not need to know. They don't need to know. So that was cool. But anyway, this Hercules lasted half a song, huh? Yeah.
And you destroyed him. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he says, I have a boyfriend, and I'll come home with me. I'll be the best sex you've ever had. The best sex you've ever had. The best 30 seconds you've ever had, right? Yeah. And it's like, oh, what happened? If you can't even get your pants off.
Yeah, I mean, it mean it wasn't like i mean he was wearing like regular jeans it wasn't like he was wearing like the sweatpants where you can feel everything there were guys that literally came dressed for that they would you know i don't want to get too graphic but it's a show about sex you can't okay i'm allowed to i'm not gonna get like you talked about like come on your face and somebody wearing cream pies. Well, they would slip a condom on ahead of time because they know that they probably would come. Oh, yeah, they were prepared. They were prepared. I don't know how it would stay on.
I don't know how that would stay on either. She used to tell me about this one guy who she did dances for that is a black gentleman.
And she's like, you know, he's got a decent package on him and stuff stuff like that so one night i just happened to stop by the bar and this guy came walking out of the couch dance rooms a real tall black guy his dick entered the room two minutes before he did yeah he's like i said to him i said was mr tollgate the guy you're talking about she goes yeah flashing lights in a moving truck in front of it one of those little cars wide load yeah it wasn't like he was a really tall guy or a big guy he was no he might have been five five if that yeah he was pretty short but he's yeah he's five five but his dick was five six oh yeah and he wore um dressed really nice he wore like um really nice dress pants i want they're pleated like the baggy kind of bag i saw him he was wearing his gray sweatpants oh okay because sometimes he would dress really nice but they had to be like a baggy style like the depleted dress pants that gave you more room and he would stretch out the police i had to tell the story about his wife oh let me see if i can get this right i got a call from this woman who says you know i i forget her name doesn't matter but her address is yeah social security number i'm so and so i'm toll gates wife you know and you know what is he doing there and i'm like oh i'm not gonna spill the beans i just i told her i said he's a complete gentleman he's just here for eye candy he's very respectful he respects you i was like okay what am i gonna say here he comes here for the wings well actually they had really good food yeah they had a buffet but yeah i had a i had a god i don't know if he got in trouble for that i really if he tried to fuck you with that thing he would have killed you he would have impaled the back of your brain i would not have this conversation today i can tell you that this dick is taller longer than you are tall you look like one of those those puppets me as a kid on.
I've been whoop, whoop, and the arms and legs are going up and down at the same time. Did you ask her how does she take that thing? You know what, I was so mortified, and I didn't talk. Then she'd be acknowledging that he did something. Yeah, he had a big dick, and I was like, no, he's a complete gentleman. I'm like, he just comes down and he's like, he's embarrassed by how small his wee wee is.
No, I didn't even let on to that i'm just he's he's just here for the eye candy that's all we are just moving we're like a television show without commercials you know that's that's it we're commercials i don't pay for what do you say i'm sure he got into so much trouble for that. I'm sure. I don't know how she got my number. Maybe I'd give it. Probably in his phone. No, we never, he never contacted me that way. You know, I used to give out like business cards so guys could follow me. Okay. And check out my schedule. Maybe that's it. That's the only thing I can think of.
And she probably found it and like, oh my, she called the number. Yeah, that could could be interesting you've traveled the world i have a little bit yeah what's the most erotic thing you've experienced anywhere in the world a couple things uh amsterdam was pretty wild uh we've heard about that the red lake district over there just watching uh again i didn't't partake, but I would love to. I used to follow around the little groups of the Midwesterners looking at the windows in there and just seeing what's going on. And it was just pretty erotic just how sexual Amsterdam is.
And then also in Germany, they would have something called a poof house over in Germany. It was basically a multi-story whorehouse over there, and the women would stand inside the doorways themselves, and you'd pick the different women out there. But it was very interesting, some beautiful, beautiful women, and just very erotic. And then they would have baths over there, holistic baths and mineral baths, where everybody's just nude going in the baths. So it's just a different atmosphere towards sex in Europe over there. There's so much more laid back than we are.
As Americans, we are so uptight. We're the most technologically advanced country, but we're the most uptight sexually. Oh, I agree. Totally uptight. You can't talk about it. I've only been to Ireland. That's it.
But I'm told a lot of Europe europe like in italy they say that like the soap operas are soft core porn you know they actually a lot of that is again with the same thing through the weather the weather girls and things like it's basically a soft core porn a lot of those things oh yeah they're uh we've seen some they were like um i've seen the ones from latin america like the tight pants those are making bad girls no no no the tops are like you know their belly buttons the buttons are screaming the buttons are screaming yeah they want to learn spanish and move to latin america got that right just to watch the weather that's all i'm interested in weather down there that's it that's it never cared before but you know south america's got some pretty interesting weather you're just so not right i can care less what happens in philly you see the shit they got in philly for weather latin america's where it's at couldn't agree more you know and their game game shows too some of the game shows like i don't know what they're saying but these women come out i want an education i'm not just watching for the sexual whatever it's not who wants to be a millionaire where you actually are valid questions these are stupid things i have no idea but yeah these how many dashes of pepper do you put in your enchilada i don't know what it's about but they are super sexy super short skirts and dresses and nothing wrong with that yeah cleavage open all the way down to their belly buttons and like that could never ever happen watch game shows now you're not going to see it in this country that's for sure that price is right you know what's it even back in the day watching like benny hill or something like that i mean how erotic some of the british comedy oh yeah yeah even as silly as benny hill was there was all his women are like the larger tits and the smallest tits and he would call it you know I didn't realize it until recently I discovered that Benny Hill was gay he was gay yes oh yeah come on you couldn't tell that not with all those women around I had suspicion his mannerism the way he just sometimes I thought it was his character it's not like the way he just yeah but that was sometimes it's i thought it's character it's not like paul lynn where you said yeah okay he's okay yeah but he was funny he was very funny that's turd burglar right there you sound like a mega song is a bad thing i'm not well being a burglar is kind of like that's not a good thing well you know he handcuffs.
I don't know what to tell you. I'm shocked about Benny Hill, though. I think, yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw one of those things on YouTube about him being gay. I'm going to say, with all the sexuality, you know, but... It probably was one of the ways he could express it without giving away the farm, as it were. Probably, probably. I actually hear Britain is really popular to be bisexual. The men? Yeah, men also. Are you going soon at all? I'm getting my visa now. Thanks, Bob. Is there something we should know at all? Are you coming out tonight? The only way I get it nowadays, I got to buy it.
I got to pay her. You're going to buy it one way or another you're paying for it god damn right i got my hand out here where's where's my money show me the money money in that hand or put something else in that money first but if bob pulls his dick out he's not gonna pay if bob pulls his dick out i'm going for it to pay. If Bob pulls his dick out, I'm going for it. Let me gobble in that thing. Doesn't make you a bad girl. He's got a gift card. He's got a gifted card. You got a gifted card. Very good. You're so not right. Not right at all. Not at all. Frequent sucker miles. Oh, my God.
Frequent sucker miles. Okay. Or sucked miles. I don't know. Donna, tell me what turns you on. I've got to take no total. Well, when my husband leaves the room, it's totally hot. It makes me so wet. So his exit is the best part of it. You can his butt moving away the further the better the more erotic it is oh god oh god oh where do i begin when the nurse says do you want a dnr on it it's a cold it's a freaking common cold well you don't know it it could kill him at any time. Splinter in his finger. Just a flesh wound. Don't risk it. Don't want to risk it. Not dead yet.
If he codes from that splinter, let him go. Let him go. That's what he would want. I'm alive still. No, no. He's pushing down the pillow. He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's insane from all the poison so he's definitely on the way out so you tell us what's uh what turns you on when you see a guy oh like i said like breathing breathing oh that's that's helpful but not necessary now i i like a guy who's like for real um i do do like the, I like a guy who's not pretentious. I don't, I'm not a girl that likes the suits, the smelly guys with perfume.
I don't, I don't like a well manicured man. If I want to be with a woman, I'll be with a fucking woman. I hate, I don't, I don't want to be with a man. I want to be with a man, not, not a manicured, whatever the fuck that is. So I'm metro sexual. Yeah. I mean, metro sexual doesn't, I mean, to some degree, it's okay, but I like rough and humble. Did you just bleep me? Yeah, I love it. Because I have to fuck you. Fuck on it. Just leave those fucking things alone, I'll come over and smack you. Ooh. Ooh. Here's a video camera. Can I watch? Yeah. Give me the camera.
the camera Yeah I mean I like a guy that gets a little bit down and dirty He's not afraid to Like get his nails wet It would piss me off for a guy That'd be like oh I'm not going to do that I have to use my hands I just got a manicure No it's not going to work for me at all Well a guy's just going to take you just uh have his way with you just a just a guy's guy no no does some degree doesn't like i want to be in controls yeah you want to be in control but you want a manly man she kind of wants a slight challenge a challenge right that's good it's it's a delicate balance because if they're too much in control they could really hurt me like i've had guys like pick me up and swing me around and put me on their dick and it was fun at the time but i have to be really careful about that you're not a top oh i am a top yeah well i like being on top so yeah i guess you know if their dick's big enough they could spin me around and they have done that but gotta be uh i have to be careful with that careful with that because you know i it could again because she's a smaller woman yeah you know and she's never had children yeah she's a little tighter and yeah you know it's not a cavern too much yeah throwing me around guys try to you know put you know five pounds in a two pound bag and they start slamming in there and and it's like, you're banging my cervix, you're hurting it.
Ouch. I'm tiny, that doesn't go that deep. And a lot of guys, I know I'm speaking for you, but I've witnessed it in one or two times. You have his, he goes, look at this video here. You know, I'm a big fan of four-play. Warm the car up.
Don't just put it in drive and fucking try to go yeah there's times that that happens and that could be erotic you know that but you're already animalistic thing yeah there's something there but in general some of these guys they don't want to put the time into they might be kissing touching uh yeah some guys just think like i just gotta put my dick in they're so wound up yeah yeah it's just like you know work it up man let her you know kiss her lick her touch her caress her let her suck your dick for a while get the motor for everybody running right right that's why then it's a good experience you know totally agree totally agree well there's that whole you know massage table over there that's gotten so much use that it's getting a very messy massage i think is very erotic and i'd like to take the bottle of lotion i like lotion as opposed to oil because it looks like cum and you just douse it on especially remember the one i've been says probably heard this a billion times there's a black guy we did it right out there on the deck and there was the fire pit going and he's very dark and i'm taking this white lotion i'm splashing it all over my my back and it it dribbles down between my shoulder blades back the ball on my back between my ass keeps it onto his cock and you can see like his big black cock being coated in this white cum oh my god that was so fucking erotic that was hot that was the camera work was a hot part uh the camera work was excellent because you had the you can see through the flames of the of the i'm shooting down low through the fire pit that's cool it was so fucking cool and and my playmate was so dark and it was dark outside that you couldn't see all of him you could see like the shine of his butt and once the lotion got on him it was white so there was like really cool contrast but he had this nice round ass that was so much fun i think he did me anally too oh there was i was so lubed up i didn't know what hole he was going in he just yeah it was all good it was just it was all great but that i found very erotic it was erotic while it was happening it was uh it was erotic watching it later it was um yeah that was pretty hot so like a nice very sexual massage not sensual not a nice massage but you know where this massage is going that's awesome yeah it's the best things to do if with that motor running is you know it's not just don't get in the car jam it and drive and go yeah that's again warm it up get it warm it up a little bit just a little bit and i think men get frustrated with that because they're they're the wind blows and their dick's hard i mean you know much faster women and they need to be more warmed up they need and guys a lot of times they're the same guys that don't understand why they're not getting more sex yeah well you just slam a bunny like it's you know dude there's more to it you know you don't you don't get to play in the major leagues without you What did you say before?
Your brain is a sexual organ. Oh, yeah. Your brain is your biggest sexual organ. Yeah, it truly is. It has to be turned on before the physical part. Yeah, I agree.
I mean, you can get physically stimulated and the brain will catch up, but usually once the brain starts going the body will follow you know once they you there's like you know so maybe uh teasing and like subtle uh double entendres and sexual you know banter and that that kind of uh that kind of teasing which is always fun and even just touch too just just a subtle touch or gentle touch or neurotic touch yeah you're not gonna go in and plow your fucking fingers up or up to your elbow you know it's like now but there are women who like that they want that you know right give it to me hard hard and fast and from beginning to end and yeah that's i'm just saying but we were talking about your turn on yeah that's definitely you know i mean like one of the things i found to be really hot if guys know to do it is like once they start playing around with her and stuff don't slide it right in just sit there and like rub it up and down on her clit for five minutes she'll sit there and teaser beg you to yeah we have a couple times that's happened and it's just like you're watching she's like go down to get his dick inside yeah that's right yeah she's wiggling trying to and like reaching out like come on use you to me and that that's even hotter because he's just rubbing his dick and the thing is just like if a guy has um uh some guys use a lot of pre-cum not all guys do but it's like wet with pre-cum and he's just like taking his dick and just rubbing up against i mean clit just up and down right bob i mean nice and like like it feels like oh i want to tip it just a little bit more and i'm trying to wiggle down down again.
Keep holding back. Hold back. Oh, he kept pulling it back. I was like, no. He knew I was like. Torturing you. Yeah. That's awesome. That was really good. That was a good time. That was fun. I remember who that was, too. That happened a couple times. Oh, it was quiet. Mike was the first time.
Yeah time yeah the other mike oh did it in front of his fireplace i shot oh that yes you guys are back with yes you guys are back with the fireplace yeah steve's mics yeah i know then we then we have what we call we call him big mikey huge huge dick not a big guy not nine inches soft 14 erect it was as long as my freaking arm I told this story before.
We bought me this big black rubber horrible dildo it was not fun to practice before i was with him because i was afraid his dick would be so big it wouldn't fit in my pussy i mean he was it was when he got hard the fucking thing was bigger than my wrist and it was as long as as my freaking arm. Yeah, I know. You sat there and looked at this guy, skinny. He probably weighed 135 pounds. Yeah, yeah. And his clothes hung on him. They were baggy. Right. And it looked like a kid wearing his dad's clothes. Yeah. But how was that for you, having something that big? Oh, oh, my God.
Well, first of all, in the living room, he starts taking his clothes off. And, of course, I a wise ass and i was like do you pass out when you get hard because all the bloods go into your fucking day i thought you're gonna say is that all you got oh my god no no well actually she had a hard time right first at first so then i went and actually he licked her pussy yeah you started again he wasn't big into the foreplay thing. I licked her pussy. She had an orgasm, got her lubed up. Yeah. And then she sat on his dick and had 12 orgasms. Wow. Yep. I think it was only 10, but I'll take 12.
What the hell? Who's counting this day? Once you get past 10, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But yeah, but you just have to get geared up.
And then once I was on top and I had control of like how deep he could go, he's not popping out my mouth or someplace you're one eye bulge coming out of your ear i was with a younger gentleman you see one eye but i'll keep going up remember i was i was with that one young man who he was he was the chef and his dick was so long it hurt in my pussy so i'm like let's let's do anal you know this is just there's a lot where his dick was so big my left leg the whole leg was going numb every time you're hitting some nerve door your big ass fucking dick it was great that was a great scene like you really we have this guy you were instructing is like yeah i really want you to like dominate don't we do remember oh you were probably okay i don't know if you remember there's so many guys i don't remember the finites of it yeah i remember yeah it was the legs twitching in the air i couldn't it was numb i couldn't even move it i was like almost i'm fucking him or he's got his dick in my ass I'm like my god I can't feel my left leg the whole thing's like fucking he wasn't the dick was so long was hitting some nerve in my leg like that in my toes burping turds oh yeah I'm glad I cleaned out that day that's not to get graphic sorry about that but oh my god i'll make sure there's a lot yeah there's some guys i have to give them subtle hints it's like here's how you do it you know so then he brings out this manual it's like you know 75 000 i've gone to a powerpoint with the power to a powerpoint presentation highlighted laser pointer oh the vagina is but then at the end i give them a certificate of accomplishment do they get a participation yes they have to really go a little bit yeah it's a giant penis that's so not right if they don't do a good job they get a limp dick a sticker to put on the refrigerator now listen johnny next time you're going to try better i know you gave it all you had, Johnny, but, you know.
Well, at least they got some kind of trophy from a sticker. So you've had some of the larger, well-endowed guys. How about some of the guys that were less well-endowed? Why are you fucking looking at me when I say that? We're all both looking at you. But just very enthusiastic.
Some of those guys probably put a lot of effort effort into things or am i wrong about that actually the the guy that was down there by the the pool that i fucked for like eight hours he wasn't like terribly like he was average he was average of five inches and maybe six i mean he wasn't like it wasn't like gigantic but he was a lot of fun because he could just keep going and going well that was a medication yeah that did we and we made that work too i was like i'm gonna fuck you till you come eight eight hours He had to say your clocks back, he was so long.
Wow, we're now in day-wide savings time now. Jesus Christ. Oh look, another birthday! He had to say your clocks back. He was so long. Wow, we're now in Daylight Sammy's time now. Jesus Christ. Oh, look, another birthday. I was determined. I was determined. We fucked down there by the part of the pool. So long, long, farewell. Oh, my God. I'm going to say goodbye. Oh, my God.
oh my god yeah both of us are so sorry we we were we fucked the last time like in the bedroom and we were gonna do one more thing we're gonna try doing like a another fire pit type of a thing because it's it sounded cool i thought it'd be fun to do again and you looked at us you're like guys no that you're done yeah i understand it's tiring for you but you got to remember i'm sitting here like this watch is like okay jesus christ when's this shit gonna kill me now it killed all the batteries all the cameras at this point no more video it It was to be like watching someone on a treadmill oh my god groundhog day over and over but every day gets a little better yeah it's something new it's like what drugs do you want can i have some yeah that was uh he had, yeah, he was.
He had anxiety meds. Yeah, but they made it so he couldn't come. Oh, note to self. But eight hours later, he did. Just took eight hours. Oh, my God. Yeah, we were jumping around for him. I think the thing is, isn't the goal to have an orgasm? Yeah.
Yeah but not in the first dance zone not in the first lap dance yeah not in two minutes it's not gonna be the 30 second waltz but you know i mean there's times that like it takes me longer to come and it's actually more frustrating i want to come i mean we know guys that think it's like oh i can control when i come why okay you don't want to come the first 30 seconds maybe the first five minutes okay i get that but after that man let it roll game on yeah game on like that i'm setting the pace keep up you know yeah i think your problem Unless you get, like you always say, you get sidetracked with so many fantasies.
Well, you don't hold the book still. I'm trying to fucking read. I even have the picture of Elizabeth hurling on my face. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. It's, what's your girl's name?
Elizabeth Hurley her who works yeah i'm sure she does there's there's a couple of them i've roseanne bar is she not looking better now that she yeah she does look better she gets seriously have you seen her lately yes she looks a lot better than she used to look i don't know what she's doing but you still wouldn't hang that no but i mean i mean well i don't know her comedy might be kind of detrimental to your sexual prowess tom arnold oh my goodness killed 50 minutes oh no yeah i'm not gonna get a chance to blow bob can i blow bob am i allowed oh you're allowed okay it doesn't it doesn't even have to be on air it doesn't have to be on air it's okay we can just do this off air you talk about next show i think i will okay all right everybody have to go blow bob so you guys have a nice night say good night bob good night everybody info at hotwavepodcast.com reach out to us and stay horny bye
