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Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up.
hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wave podcast of course i'm here again with my wonderful husband vince so wonderful you are so wonderful you are wonderful i wouldn't i wouldn't be doing this with anybody else that's for sure i'm getting podcasted out are you well after helping a friend of ours so yeah she has her own little podcast get started very high energy um super high energy crazy high Going back and forth and what have you so it's a you know she just thinks we should be doing podcasts to podcasts and podcasts like i don't have i don't have a drinking problem right my opinion yeah your opinion okay let's that.
You know, she is a recovering person. Right. So I can't really take alcohol to her house. So trying to be jovial like she wants me to be and everything else, I did it without alcohol, but just so much easier without alcohol. And an alcoholic would say that. Okay, fair enough. All right, the dirty bits. If you find yourself in that tight situation and you need some lubricant. You can spunklube.com.
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I know. But I'm not doing that anymore. I was. You've seen the light? I've seen the light. Well, it was just, you know, just like spur of the moment. Just like, oh, where was it? Sperm of the moment. Sperm of the moment. You know how it goes. But never again. All right. Hey, if you want to reach out to us, we love getting your emails. We get them all the time from Wayne. Wayne is a great guy. He sent us a shirt, and we want to thank him for that. He actually had me send him a facial picture, a clean one. Face picture, not a facial picture. Yeah, a headshot. Headshot.
Yeah, not Donna Givinghead. And he got this real cool pineapple shirt with Donnana's face all over it so frightening really frightening scares all the mice away yeah um but um no it's cool great shirt and then he actually um sent me a thing from us making jokes about donna eating ass sent me this link to a uh an etsy site that um actually was one of donna's birthday gifts actually was one of Donna's birthday gifts. So, actually, Donna's birthday. This show is coming out on Monday the 5th, August, Monday the 5th, and Donna's birthday is the 6th. Let's not even go there. Let's just ignore it.
You are incredibly sexy for a woman 77. Yeah, for a woman 77, I am. I have to admit that. Yes, yes i am it's gonna be the big six four yes i will i'll be able to uh collect uh uh i don't know what what do older people collect like social security actually is later but i think i can get on medicare i can get on Medicare, Medicaid, all that. Woo! At 65. At 65. Yeah. So I have like a little bit. And for those of you.
actually is later but i think i can get on medicare i can get on medicare medicaid all that at 65 at 65 yeah so i have like a little and for those who don't know i think we benched before um donna is going through a little difficult time right now she needs a shoulder replacement so she's not not on top of her game or anybody else um so like moving around has been a real in the process the current insurance company we have sucks donkey dick sure does and um so we're in the process now of obtaining uh new insurance yes and that will hopefully cover everything god and we'll get her shoulder replacement and then she'll be back in the saddle so to speak and so um for those of you we've had some people you know like oh you know you're not playing anymore it's like well um she isn't you know even donna in all fairness has been playing with me no she's in severe pain not a happy camper and um but i'd love her anyway um but um just you know so keep her in your prayers and thoughts but uh she's not dying don't get me wrong but i wish um no i'm kidding so sometimes i feel like i am yeah no she's in severe pain so um even tonight she's muscling through the show she's uh not feeling top of the world i got my brace on i got the thing is it's like it's a pain that it irradiates from the joint all the way through to my elbow and my hand now you're just turning me home i know i know but the pain is also my shoulders because i'm protecting it so i'm i'm using my shoulders more oh tell me yeah it's not not good shut up come on bitch fuck you I'm not I'm using my shoulders more.
Oh, tell me I use your shoulders. Yeah, it's not good. Tell me I use them. Shut up. Come on, bitch. Fuck you. I'm going to throw this at you in a minute. If you could only throw. My right hand is fine for now. Yeah, but you still can't throw for shit. But anyway. Oh, I'm not going to because I might hit something. So if you want to see the videos and stuff that Donna has produced in the past and everything else, go to? Oh, hotwifedonnellin.com. I'm going to try to see if I can get a couple playmates that I've been good with before that are like a little more flexible.
Well, we're going to be doing some, hopefully shoot some videos that don't require your shoulder. Yeah, I don't know what position that would be, but we're going to have to be creative.
But anyway, anyway so tonight's topic we have found online yeah what would you call this five tips on giving oral sex to a man yes i have no input but happily to say i i can only talk about like well yeah that would be enjoyable that's all i can say that's that's my part of the show not like whoa when i suck a man's dick it should be no okay can't help you there i am no no this is not my now the next topic we have for next show is five tips for eating what was pussy obviously then you can have input that's my show that's your show i'm all about that yes yes you are you're right there it's been I can do it.
You can do it. Yep. Okay. So what's the number one tip that they suggest? And then your input on their first tip. Well, they're saying, lick it like a lollipop. Oh, well, wait a minute. It's actually, guys and you, if I'm sucking on, but I take my tongue and I start at the balls, at the root of the shaft, and I run my tongue all the way up. Oh, yeah, that feels good. To the head, and then come back down. Yeah, but a lollipop, you don't lick the stick of the lollipop. Well, they're saying here lick it like a lollipop, not just any lollipop.
In fact, they're saying lick his throbbing member up and down i would say lick it more like a popsicle where you're going up and down a popsicle a lollipop just got the the nugget at the top yeah i know stick i'm going with it instead of a lollipop there i'm going to say a popsicle a popsicle yeah lick my cock like a popsicle yeah i can uh i used to like to take fudge sickles or popsicles oh here we go you have to be the fudge sickle can't be a vanilla sickle no it's gotta be a fudge sickle fudge sickle i get you no that's cool it's bigger yeah no the 12 inch fudgeicles that's what you want yeah not those little one inch fucking two inch fucking vanilla sickles gotta take it there don't you just have to take it there well i could take like i would i would love to take the whole thing like into my mouth and like suck on it and then pull it out slowly so you have that that liquid from the the fuzzicle or popsicle in your mouth and you swallow that so that was always kind of fun i was like doing that what's wrong you're looking at me like i'm crazy no i'm just sitting there trying to think of something that won't arouse me okay i'm all harris stop it stop stop hillary clinton okay my heart my heart went away stop but the thing is like when you're looking at with a this whole like a they said lollipop um they're also saying things that i like to do is like once you run your tongue all the way up the ship i like to go around the the head.
Okay, I'm good with that, sure. I'm good at receiving that. I'm good at receiving that, sure. Yes. It's fun as a giver, too. It's something that's kind of fun to do, that you can just run your tongue, because it feels good to my tongue. I guess it feels good to your cock. You haven't complained. No, I'm all about it. No, you're all about that. You like that? We're good. That's fine. I'm on the same page. I mean, I'm on the same page as far as the receiving end. The receiving end, yeah. That's always good. I can only speak from the receiving end. I don't care what they tell you. Yep.
That was prison. It doesn't count. I know. It doesn't count. So, I mean, along with that, the next thing they say is, you know, mouth and hand action. Like, a lot of times you want to get your hand in there while you're going up and down. Sure, that works. Because that way I can squeeze the shaft. It's like a double stroke. Yeah, double stroke. You get the hand in there. You can squeeze the shaft more. See, they have as the last tip is, you know, don't deny the balls. But when I have my hand there. No, do not deny the balls. That's true.
Yeah, lick the balls, lick the balls, fond i have my hand do not deny the balls that's true yeah lick the balls lick the balls fondle my balls you know well i see when my hands on the on the shaft your balls are right there so you could either cup them and and fondle them and then hold your hand also put your tongue on my balls while you stroke my shaft that's true too i know it's true yes pardon me so that's always good yes yeah you always always good oh yeah you love having your balls like you're saying lick my balls lick my balls i don't know any guy that doesn't but yeah tell me show me a guy who doesn't like his balls like i'll show you a guy doesn't balls yeah i can't think of anybody most of them once you do that they're just again one of the important parts yeah and this is up for debate i guess okay sure is it feels even better when you're shaved oh god yeah it's better if you don't have the hair you know it's like it's like the princess in a pea kind of thing it's like you know you're not going to feel how good it is through a fucking mattress of hair yeah you know and and shave your shit and it just feels that much better that much better i i agree and if you're on this end nothing worse than licking a shag carpet sorry lick lick oh that's just well it's the same eating pussy oh i agree you know there are some guys that that for whatever reason that's their turn on i get it okay that's their thing i'm not gonna condemn it but whatever you're stupid Yeah, everybody's different turn on.
I get it. That's their thing. I'm not going to condemn it, but whatever. You're stupid. Yeah. Everybody's different, hon. You can't. If you want to lick shag carpet, go for it. Man, hey, the cat pissed there. Go ahead. Lick that shag carpet. Oh, God. That's just gross. That's gross. You just took something that was like an all-zine and just made it worse. No, it's not. I'm sorry. Hair holds that pissy smell. It does. No matter how much you wash. You can be a clean person. Hair holds a pissy smell. You would know. I don would know. I do. You would know. You know.
I like having everything shaved. When we first got together, you had a small patch of hair. That was it. Okay. And I talked you into going, just, you know, why spend that time trying to trim it up? Just, you're done. Shave everything. It's a lot easier for a woman to shave than it is for a man. Oh, yeah, it is. Absolutely. And you even said, like, once you did this, like, wow, it's so much more sensitive. Sensitive. Yes, I agree. So why wouldn't someone do that? I don't know. You know, that whole thing, like, oh, I don't want people looking at me like I'm a little baby.
A little girl or something. What the fuck are you thinking about kids for?
You know you know well because kids don't have hair that's why but i get that part but it's like it's not that's not the reason why we're doing it we're doing it because it i don't like the hair i don't like i don't like i don't want guys crabs have almost disappeared that's what you said more people shave crabs live in hair if you don't have hair you can't get crabs well i don't know about that but i should go to the seafood store well yeah i don't i don't know but it certainly gives them less to hang on to crabs live in hair yeah you know if someone gets crabs or used to get crabs right or whatever it was because they were living in the hair right if you don't have hair there's no place for them to live right i won't say that it'll eradicate them 100 but it's certainly to the best of our knowledge yeah it's certainly taken away disclaimer says we are not medical professionals i think that's pretty evident we're not professionals about anything nope if you even listen to the show we're questioning what's wrong with you but anyway we're glad you do we're glad you listen yeah we're really glad but um yeah i really like uh bringing an extra hand in there when i'm when i'm blowing you and i can like take oh you mean your own hand or like another girl or whatever okay it all works oh yeah if you were bringing like my hands are small i need a bigger hand it's like okay yeah as long as it's always been a woman i'm good with that you have to have to clarify that, huh?
In today's world, yes. They're like, I identify as a woman. Here's my hand. No, not working for me. But those who work for it, God bless you, man. Have fun with that shit. Thanks, Bob. See you at work tomorrow. Yeah. But I do bring the hand, and like I said, I can cup the balls. I can go up and down the shaft.
the shaft i can bring you know like and some guys and i'm not critiquing them right like you've had guys but they went their balls tugged on oh yeah we have gone over that yeah i know my balls are sensitive you know like if they're not treated gently it hurts i had well i don't have nails now but i had nails at the time and i was with somebody and i lose acrylic nails and they were pretty long and he wanted me to take my nails and just gouge his balls and pull on them now while we were doing doggy and i'd reach back he's like grab my balls pull pull harder pull harder you know you said that the weasel oh my god the weasel you were dating before me that's the weasel oh okay but you've had guys you've played with since then that like the one guy who had the like the piercings and love right oh yeah yeah he loved his butt yeah he wanted you to like you're starting to fucking long hour yeah jesus god tug my nuts man tug my nuts it's like dude hey everybody's different.
Oh, no. I'm just saying, I don't understand it, personally. Because it doesn't take much of a smack in my groin area to hurt me. Right, exactly. So the last thing I want. Is have your balls. Personally. Personally. Have your balls. Is someone grabbing my nuts like a fucking lawnmower. I'm right there with you. I'm right there with you. I wouldn't. You know. I'd be like saying, grab my quid and pull it as far as you can. Yeah. No. Yeah, I don't. You know, I'd be like saying, like, grab my clit and pull it as far as you can. Yeah. No. Grab that hemorrhoid and run across the block with it.
That's terrible. No. Don't ease one finger in my ass. Just right with the old fist. Boom. Right. Don't use any spunk loop. Just no lubricant at all. Just shove your fucking fist up my ass. Right there. Just climb the stepladder like a fucking, you know, like a wrestler. Come off the top rope with your fist and just right in my ass. Just, you know. It's awful. That's terrible. Oh, my God. No, that's just so not right.
I'm picturing my mind like, no, no,'t don't don't i'm not gonna go there that's terrible vince off the top rope oh the ass wrecker he went right into the rectum wow it looks like that one punched him in the back of the heart but um yeah whatever i mean if you're into it that's great you know i'm not a pain guy we've gone over that a thousand times yeah you know and those who are into it god bless you have fun with that shit i just don't understand it they don't they don't um even make light of on here and that's one thing that i kind of like to do like when i have um your cock or a cock in my mouth i create like a suction like there is an actual suction like i create the suction kind of replicates whether it's in your pussy yeah even like the grip of your hand i'm gripping my hand well it's the same can you tell the difference like if i make create a suction with my mouth as opposed to gripping it tighter with my hand is there a sensation difference for you you?
Sure. Yes. I would think there would be. Because the suction in your mouth is kind of more of an overall, where the clenching of your hand is more of like a ring, kind of a pressure point kind of thing. Right, right. They both feel good. I'm not going to discourage you from either one of them. Oh, good.
And in conjunction, you know, it's, you know, again, it's like you have a tight pussy we've talked about that like when guys stick their dick and you're like oh my god it's so tight it's sort of like you know clamping on with your mouth or right right you know um yeah no there's a big difference with that yeah oh i mean i don't think you're to find a guy just like don't pull suction don't do just like keep your mouth open as wide as you can this is my cock bounce right yeah i don't think it's like when you do the suction that they make sure that my lips are tight around the cock so there's no i think i got a small cock shut up it doesn't it doesn't matter well i would say a certain uh girth might be easier or or harder to do with creating a suction oh sure you know probably the bigger dicks i bet you're tougher i'm trying to think yeah and sometimes they are yeah oh yeah sometimes they really are like beer can like beer can mr beer can yeah it's like i mean it's like me trying to get around this.
I have a tumbler here, and it's like, I can't, I walk a lot. I can't, you know. I would think something like that too big a dick has got to be more comfortable for you. Yeah. To me, not that I've done this. I'm not a big person, so I don't have a big mouth. It thinking it would kind of like hurt your jaw after a while after a while sure i'm more worried about getting stuck between your teeth no you're not worried about that stop it you're like i don't have that big gaps my teeth geez wow wow that's a you never in a walkway saying your dick's small i never said that.
No, you didn't, kind of on the walkway anyway um yeah well i guess what my my my point is while i'm doing this suction i can't go i can't deep throat me because all that suction is actually um well i think throating is different than suction it certainly is it's a different maneuver in the process it is It's as me licking a clit versus sucking a clit oh different totally different totally we'll talk about that next show yeah we will but um when i create the suction because i the section will get broken if i try to go all the way down the shaft sure you know so it usually that that section part is usually for like the upper third of the cock like the head and you know below the the rim and like a little bit of the shaft the rumor has it that actually like for a woman right in her vagina the first inch is where all the nerve endings are for me yeah it's more closer okay so well i'm saying in general in general yeah for what i've read it didn't have pictures so i had to just go with what i read oh that's terrible is that like the nerve ending so in theory for most women size doesn't matter because it's not a matter of you need eight ten inches, to satisfy you unless you want to just feel that whole cavity being filled.
Right. The real sensation happens within that first inch. Yeah. So the same with a man. Actually, the main sensation is there at the rim of the head of the cock. Right. The glans, penis, whatever it's called. Yep, yep. Look at me with that.
I know and that that rim is called a corona not like the drain no line with that no line with it well here's the thing just just as an aside to that's why guys that are uncut and they pull that forced the forced skin back easy for you to say yeah i know for sure that's why the head of their cocks are even more censored because they had that foreskin to protect it you know if you've been circumcised your head of your cock gets you know gets a little more calloused all quotes gets a little more cows gets a little more sure it's more rough skin it's more hardened yeah yeah it gets more of a it doesn't get the sensation because it's not protected by a foreskin well again i in fourth grade fifth grade whatever it was is when I actually got circumcised.
Yeah, that gets more of a, it doesn't get the sensation because it's not protected by a foreskin. Well, again, in fourth grade, fifth grade, whatever it was, is when I actually got circumcised. Yeah, that's brutal. Oh, tell me about it. That's fucking brutal. I went through it. Yeah, I know. Jesus, why don't you just wait until you're 30, you know? My parents didn't have money for when I was born, and they decided to punish me when I was in fourth or fifth grade. Man, that's brutal. Yeah, again, it was once you pulled the head back. Saving up for a vasectomy. Not a vasectomy, a circumcision.
Oh, that's terrible. Well, yeah, the problem with it...
me when i was in fourth or fifth grade that's brutal yeah again it was saving up for a vasectomy and not a vasectomy circusism oh that's terrible well yeah the problem with it was um as a kid you know it again it was like raw skin sure you pulled like you took a shower and you pulled the skin back to clean it it hurt um now i guess it kind of i'll use the term loosely calluses up as you get older i don't know but um yeah so like once they cut that off right it was like road rash oh god so it kind of like you know so i went through a couple months of just like fucking pain you know you had to put this ointment on there and then gauze wrap around and of course what does it do it dries it dries fucking skin then you have to pull it off it's like mother i learned words i didn't know when i was in fourth grade you dread going to the bathroom well i'm taking a piss you know honestly i dreaded going to the bathroom before that because the fact is like you're in the urinals or whatever and our school they didn't have like the little wing walls right and stuff and kids look you know yeah um yep and they're like what's wrong with your penis you know because they would see the the foreskin and they didn't know because they were all circumcised right and i used to lie and just say wow i was in a car accident and my dick got cut off i just said it was a car i didn't get into anything bad i was in a car accident.
You know, who's used to seeing it? Oh, yeah. When your dick is looking like a dick, and all of a sudden mine's looking like a little fucking small elephant trunk, you know, what the fuck? You know, we're going to feed your ass peanuts? What are you doing? That's terrible. Oh, my God. That's terrible. When as a kid, going through that. But yeah, how do you explain it? You know? I mean, I can't sit there. I'm not going to have penis discussions. Well, the penis comes naturally when you're born with this foreskin. It's called foreskin that covers the penis to shield it.
And then due to, you know, where your family stands religiously or whatever, that skin may be cut off, you know. You don't want to get that whole dissertation. No, it's kind of hard when you're standing or you're a dick in your hand, you know. You don't want to have that conversation. A dick in your hand in a men's room with other children your age is just not a comfortable conversation. It's even worse if you're my age now with children. You don't want to do that.
You don't want to do that um but um yeah no that was very painful so i don't know what guys uh because obviously i was fourth or fifth grade so whatever that makes me i don't know what guys that's an interesting conversation to have with somebody who is not snipped um what they experience pleasure wise oh that's yeah it's a whole lack of pleasure i don't know um email us if you want to have any input yeah that's info hotwifepodcast.com i do notice though here's here's a weird thing guys that are not circumcised if i'm jerking them off or stroking them there seems to be a lot more play in there because you do have that extra skin and and most guys like sure there's there's a couple guys i know that are not circumcised but they look circumcised there's only a little bit of skin up around the head the same way as a penis length happens foreskin length happens you know maybe maybe you know it's like some guys are born with eight inches soft you know and some guys are born let's say with six inches soft but they only have half inch of foreskin you know so they don't have the whole fucking elephant trunk part thing going i don't know i don't know i believe i've seen a couple penises in my day well i mean one thing when you play with a guy who's not snipped you can really tell when they're aroused because all of a sudden now it's it's out from under the blankets and ready to play oh yeah yeah there's definitely a trans a bigger transformation sure in a flaccid or flaccid penis that's uncircumcised semi-hard they're still covered Yeah.
But when they get, like, okay, I'm ready, you know, it looks like a normal condition. It looks like a regular circumcised penis, for the most part, for the most part. But even though if I'm stroking them, there does seem to be a lot more play in there.
The skin on top of the cock slides in my hand, whereas there's a lot more play play but that's about the only difference really okay there might be it might be on their end worse more sensation but like sucking on them and stuff is basically the same sure basically you know basically basically so what's tip number three well this one just goes with more of a they're talking about while you're sucking and using your hand you can you can twist your hand to go up Thank you. Tip number three.
Well, this one just goes with more of a, they're talking about while you're sucking and using your hand, you can twist your hand to go up and down with the cock. Yeah, sure. Yeah. I mean, that kind of goes with the whole thing. You're not just going to go straight up and down. You're going to like, you know, just do some twisting motion. Sometimes I find. I'm taking notes over here so next time I suck dick. Well, sometimes I find my hand gets kind of dry. If I don't have a spunk lube or whatever. That's where the whole spitting thing comes in. Spit comes in, yeah.
That girl's making money off the hot tooth. Yeah, a little bit of spit in my hand to go up and down. Or spunk lube works. Spunk lube would be better, but if you don't have it, a little bit of spit. Well, you should have spunk lube. You should, absolutely. You should go to spunklube.com and get some. Here we go.
And if you enter hotwife, all one word, in the discount code, you'll get 10% in the discount code you'll get 10 off that's not a bad deal have you ever heard that before maybe once or twice okay just letting you know yeah that does do a wonderful job because then you have so much more uh of a lubricant you can go up and down there's not that rough you know sure when it dries i get kind of gets stuck and rough and it's not a whole lot of fun not for anybody so yeah i thought that really i mean i have fun doing it but on your end what does that feel for you we would all rather have it be a little silky and yeah i would think you know versus you know getting a fucking you know magnetic grip well here's one thing i remember being with a playmate and we were we were using a lubricant and he said we got it we got to wipe it off he said he needed more friction well some yeah some i mean obviously with in every aspect of sex some people require something different yeah some people want a more abrasive or more painful or more well it wasn't yeah he needed a little more friction is what he was saying.
Personally, I prefer a smoother, slower, gentler kind of a thing. Some guys went to Fast and Furious. They went to that fucking race car movie thing.
Everybody's different different that's for sure you know guys want you to pull starts or you know your balls yeah i know that's that's like crazy the same thing with women there's different women that went different things we'll go over that next week or next show absolutely but um yeah it's um yeah i mean me personally i'd like to um i prefer more sensual right kind of a thing a little slower softer um yeah like the whole thing for me with testicles being licked is it's to me it's almost like getting a head massage no pun intended but it's like very soothing the testicle thing Thank you.
Thank you. Bye-bye. a head massage no pun intended but it's like very soothing the testicle thing feels great but i can't come from it but it's just that like that like oh yeah just you know yeah it's like i'll come from you sucking my cock right but like look at my, it's just like getting a back massage or a temple massage. It's just like, oh, yeah. It feels good about me. It's like, yeah. You know, like sitting in a hot tub or something. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? It's like, it's erotic. It's relaxing. It's super enjoyable.
I mean, I don't know if there's a word for it I really want to say. More soothing than it is. And I'm only speaking of mine. Yeah.
but it's soothing than it is and i'm only speaking of mine but it's not like you could lick my balls for an hour and i wouldn't come right i'd be really relaxed you might fall asleep you know but you know i i'm gonna come from you licking and sucking my shaft um but not my balls but the balls just one of those things that just like you know when you get to those moments where like all of a sudden you go into that super dirty talk like yeah suck my dick bitch like those are the moments like licking the balls that kind of get you there's like oh yeah it's like no yeah i need i need you to suck my cock now i need you to suck my cock okay like it's like a tease like.
You took me up the hill. I'm almost like a roller coaster. I'm almost at the peak of that big hill. Right. And then you lick my nuts, and I'm maintaining that. And it's like, okay. And you dig it over the fucking hill now. Go. You know? Oh, interesting.
I knew that the licking of the balls was very relaxing for you and soothing and i knew that they it wouldn't make you come but you're always saying oh yeah like my balls like my balls yeah it's one of those things like i want that roller coaster i want to go i want to go up a little hill yeah and then come down and we'll go up a little hill and then come and come down and i'm gonna go up a little hill i'm done then eventually i'm gonna go to the big top of the big hill it's like all right let's fucking roll now bitch take me over the top take me over the top we're going down i'll put my arms in the air and yelling my motherfucking ass off i don't know what yelling does yeah i don't know i don't even know what kind of yelling you would do yippee-ki-yay motherfucker okay i guess that'll work well what you're talking about with the dirty talk the next one on here as a tip was dirty talk okay you know well and and i'm not shy about that i enjoy talk you know that yeah i'll tell you i have very vivid dreams about a lot of things right um we'll get into all the ones i have about killing people yes stop but no i do but anyway you're a violent but no but you know i have a lot of very visual sexual dreams right you know and um the thing is discussing them and for me i can't speak to other people but for like me going over my sexual dreams the part that's arousing to me with that is if i can find if i had had a dream that Thank you.
dreams the part that's arousing to me with that is if i can find if i had had a dream that you sit there go oh my god yeah that's hot that's erotic oh i'd love to do that or whatever you know like when i have the dreams like okay you're wearing mickey mouse ears oh you know it's so hot i am's like, oh, yeah, you know, and you're wearing, you know. Am I wearing a Minnie Mouse dress, you know, the polka dots? You're wearing, you know, Colonel Sanders' suit and big Bozo the Clown shoes on while you do that. And it's just like, you know, and you're like, oh, I fucking so do that.
Then it's like, oh, here we go. Game on, you know. Yeah, none of those things.
No no i'm struggling trying to find oddities to throw into that you know but uh no but i like the pose of the clown shoes that that does it for me that's my foot fetish thing the clown shoes but um the uh no i mean like i i know your uh dirty thoughts like if i'm doing you you do them yourself i don't have to i enjoy getting feedback from you about like what again my arousal my biggest arousal in my life is things that turn you on right and that i know you know so when i hear you get into something like i'm thinking about something and i know it's something you can get into it makes it more arousing then it helps make a level of realism to my dream yeah i know that makes sense whether we're not going to do it necessarily, but, you know.
Oh, yeah. Sometimes the fantasy, like we've said before, the fantasy is always more erotic than the reality. It's never going to turn out the way you, you know. I could never get the whole New York Giants team here. No, God, no. I could get a couple of players. I could never get the whole team.
Yeah, see, that would just ruin my fantasy and i'll be like my fantasy too yeah yeah well here here's the thing and i'm not i'm not terribly audible during sex you're not awful at all no audible oh i don't i don't always do it awful well if i'm if you're doing me and i'm like that's my time to go into my own head, would it be more of a turn on if I would verbalize what's going on in my head? Oh, yeah. No, that would, that would, you know, yeah, that would, that would be a problem. See, I would, I might find that distracting, but I might. We've talked about this on our own, I think, before.
Yeah. You know, you're, yeah, you're not as um i don't always say that yeah no for you you're content in your head yeah i am content in my head and let's see as as i i guess i best way maybe i could put it is i'm better storyteller in a sense of i'm not saying better than you right but i'm saying i enjoy telling the story and because as i tell the story in my head i'm visualizing it i need to do that how's that yeah i'm visualizing it better and in depth in my head so and then having your audible thing tell me like oh my god that'd be hot oh my god i'd love, my God, I'd love to do that.
To me, now, if I'm telling you, like, okay, yeah, I want you wearing Mickey Mouse ears. But I'm all about that. Well, I know you are, but I'm just reaching here. I'm just reaching. But, yeah, if I'm telling you, I was like, oh, my God, you're doing this. And you're like, fuck, no, you sick fuck. Well, it's like, ooh, okay, game over. You know. I would never say that. I would be like, oh, okay. Yeah, well, I'm just saying, so to me, it's, yeah, I mean, the fantasies, the dreams that I've had aren't generally things that you'd be like, you're a sick fuck.
No, it's at least not the sexual ones the other kind of dreams i have you'd be like well i should not be sleeping in a room with you i yeah we should not be the same same state restraining order um well the thing is it's like like when i get into my usual fantasies i don't even they don't even talk about like any kind of fantasies with it just like um they they do talk about dirty talk but my problem is if i'm sucking you during dirty talk is going to be very difficult well i think it's like we suck a little bit oh baby yeah suck i want to suck well you talked about the hand yeah okay so you're sucking somebody right okay and then you're stroking with your hand and as you're stroking we're still maintaining that level of arousal right and you're like and sensation don't you wish i was sitting on this or blah whatever you're gonna talk about you know it's like so how was your day in a galaxy far far away there's a robot and there's a partner robot whatever you know um that's that's hot to some people it might be i'm not critiquing those sick fucks um but no just gave you like star wars can help um but um you know it doesn't have to be like according to the the dirty talk that can fill in for the lack of mouth attention and that's true that's true okay you know as long as there's contact like massaging the balls or whatever stroking the dick um you know um again i'm not one of these people but guys who like their nipples played with or something so you could be stroking a guy's dick and playing with his nipples like oh don't you wish i was sitting on this cock right now and everything else and tease him right exactly you know um you know it's it's not like you have to maintain constant mouth contact or some guys might might some guys say shut the fuck up just keep yeah okay but again you have to gauge it according to who you're with oh that's very true i know you like the dirty talk i find it some degree yeah to some degree i mean i like um like when i'm telling you what my dreams have been or whatever they're very intricate get they are and detailed yeah i know all dreams are, no matter what they are, if they're dirty or not dirty, my dreams are very, yeah, very.
Detailed. Very detailed, yeah. I dream in color and in complete detail. So anyway. Don't most people dream in color? I don't know. I don't know. I'm not most people.
But anyway, so yeah, it's you know dirty talk if the person is into it i see it being important we're helpful helpful definitely to get you because i think the dirty talk lets you know that other person is engaged you know if you're with somebody who doesn't care or give a shit about you you know they're just going to suck your dick it's like okay yeah the most you might get it does this feel good like yes and then you don't hear from you don't hear from them again you know well not everybody is is verbal sure during sex and i tend to be more verbal with people that don't know me they're not because i have to direct them you know if they're doing something i don't like i have to say i have you know like and we've talked about this um like you sit there and you'll be sucking a guy like on camera and you're like oh my god i sucked his dick for 20 minutes it talk.
Sit there and tell him, like, oh, man, I can't wait to taste your cum. You don't know how that, like, something like that just drives a guy's, like, drive up. I just kicked it into, you know, eighth gear. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Also, it's like, oh, my God, your dick is getting so thick in my mouth. It feels so good. Ninth gear. Ninth gear. You know. Yeah, yeah. You know. That kind of dirty talk.
i'm not only does that farewell for the guy you're playing with even on video it you know it shows the woman's engaged absolutely you know not like are you gonna come soon you know you know it's like yeah okay it's like do i have to suck your dick? You know. You think they would come across? Don't you think somebody would notice? We know somebody that was actually like that. Yeah. It might be who she was sucking, you know what I mean? It might have been, since somebody was everyone.
But anyway, what's the uh next one well it wasn't the last one and i i put it to number two was uh you know don't don't deny the balls okay that's see i like that we've covered all five yeah because i i put don't deny the balls up there like you know one two because that's something that i know you're really into not everybody is i know not everybody is i think the balls are a great thing well uh going back to someone smacks them well i was with one guy who was like his one ball was was numb and i remember i put a vibrator on this one ball yeah i was sucking this is this is going back a couple years and it's like and you were like oh don't you even think about doing that i've had that done my ex-wife did it to me like fuck that hurt no fuck though this poor guy i took that vibrator it was like all over he goes harder harder put it on my ball hard but he had one ball that was numb and it was like well men and women across the board when you're giving oral to a man or a woman whichever whichever one, whatever the situation is, they're all different.
Yeah. What I do when I lick your pussy is not the same thing I do to another woman's pussy. Right, right. I mean, there is some exploration you need to do. Yeah. You have to sit there and go, okay. Does she want a whole fist in her ass like Donna? No, she doesn't. Hers is tight. Yeah, you know. I'm really interested. You know, she isn't hiding a lunch pail up there. Well, you might want to have a snack later. Get a beer. Excuse me, I need some of a drink. Oh, that's just wrong.
How long has this sandwich been in there donna anyway um there should be a date on it used by date you know the snacks in your ass are fired the cooler pack has been warm i don't know how long i don't know how that happened i just put it in there two weeks ago. Oh, my God. Talk about junk in the trunk. Jesus, God, that's terrible. Anyway, all right. Well, we've killed almost 45 minutes. Oh, my God. I don't know how you could do that. Well, we did it. That's how we did it. Oh, is that how we did it? Yeah.
Well, just to wrap this up, so I know every guy is different and i usually try different things with them and i and i i watch for a response you know and hopefully they give me a verbal response like yeah i i really like that or you know oh baby that feels good something that gives me some affirmation and some of the things that you enjoy while you're giving head you like your hair being pulled i do but you have to be careful though because you don't want to like push my head like into too much there is some dialogue yeah there is some dialogue for sure i like having my hair pulled and okay so real quick before we wrap this up what is the part of giving head that you enjoy the most uh let me see well start the middle or the end well all three actually but what part is the most arousing to you about sucking a guy's dick um tasting pre-cum okay when it's just like like just that little bit of the sweet pre-cum i trust you yeah you're gonna have to trust you on this one that i know never tried it.
When I taste that little bit of pre-cum, that actually spikes things up for me. Okay. You know, because it's pre-cum is. There's no wrong answer. Well, pre-cum is actually sweet. It really is sweet. I trust you. I will stick to chocolate milk. I'm not trying to sell you one. I'm just telling you. You're not going to. It's true. It is a little sweeter. There's a reason why it's sweeter. I don't want to go into that. That's another. Yeah, they'll be going into this whole thing about, you know, how it keeps the sperm, blah. But it does, it tastes a little sweeter. I trust you.
And guys that, I haven't been with a guy that really oozed a lot of pre-cum lately. I like to squeeze the cock and like see see a droplet of pre-cum oozing out of his cock. That's always very erotic to me. It's almost like, you know, in honeysuckles, you take the little flower off, there's that little piece of nectar on the honeysuckle. Yes. That's what it's... I will suck honeysuckle. I will suck honey's dick. Okay. Well, it's something like that.
That little bit of honeysuckle pre-cum i trust you lick it right off wrap the head of his cock just you know just suck that off just a little bit okay that's always fun that's the most erotic part for me all right well that's the five tips to giving giving sex to men right next show we'll do five tips to oh that should that should be fun i always think it is okay well we'll leave that in that topic you and i can both talk right exactly we can both talk of experience and this one it's all it's all me well i can only talk to it about receiving that's important though because you can and next one you can talk about giving receiving and i can only talk about giving.
There you go. So, all right. All right, let's wrap this bad boy up. I want to thank everyone for listening. All right, have a great night, everybody.