20 Questions with a Hot Wife: Donna Unfiltered

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I've been editing videos all day and teasers and stuff, so you can see what I'm doing, who I'm doing, and how I'm doing it at hotwifedonnalyn.com. We've taken the whole hot wife situation and actually made videos of it and showed the world what we do when we hot wife, and that's exactly what it is. It's a lot of fun, and I'm certainly having fun, and I I think my husband enjoys it too, me being a hot wife. Oh, yeah. I definitely enjoy that. Otherwise, we wouldn't be doing it for how many years. No, for how many years. No, no. It's like if I keep repeating something I don't like, I just have to be stupid. Pretty much. Well, actually, I was not truly a hot wife until the last few years. We've always been swingers, but that's a little different. And there is a difference between... No, because... No, I never went on hot dates or anything. But you still played with male playmates without me having someone to play with. You still had single guys. I'm still wondering. Maybe I don't know the definition of the hot wife. I thought hot wives actually went on the hot dates. Oh, that's part of it. Oh, that's part of it. I figured that much. But it's a wife who plays solo or whatever and, you know, with the husband's permission and even the husband watching like we do. I'm not being cucked by any stretch. No, by any stretch. I guess maybe it might be a form of cuckold. But you're allowed to have other women, and I wouldn't mind watching. I don't care. No, but my end is because I'm videotaping it and photographing it or whatever. So that's a different thing. So no, that would make you... Just a slut? Okay. I'd wear that proudly. Maybe Hot Wives is another word to discuss. Guys towards Slut, I don't know. Come Slut. There's nothing wrong with that. I wear that badge with a lot of pride. I wear the Come Slut badge. And you wear it well. I wear it well, even though it's dripping off my face. It's your family name. Coombsloots. Coombsloots. Talked about that before. That was funny. So with that in mind, I actually, I was dabbling with some AI today. You're a dabbler, huh? Amongst other things. And I asked it to come up with 20 spicy interview questions for a hot wife. Okay. Because like us having a conversation, we might assume too much. Like we know. We know each other pretty well. Yeah, we're not. So sorry about that. So these are 20 questions that AI came up with. I haven't read these yet. I'm a little frightened. I'm afraid to see what's going to do. Well, first, we're going to have 20 spicy interview questions for Hot Wife. Yeah, we'll see how spicy they are. Then we're going to do rapid fire Hot Wife after dark responses. Does it have to be after dark? It is dark out there, so we're good. Oh, it's getting there, yeah. Yeah, it's definitely after dark. Okay, so this is in the order they gave it to me. Okay, I'm ready. So this is the 20 spicy interview questions. Okay, let's go with these. You love being desired by other men. I think when I was, when I started being a stripper. Well, probably before that, but it definitely became evident when I became a stripper. Okay, so what? I was 19. You were 19. Mm-hmm, 19. Yeah, we can't count that far back. Well, it's probably before that, but 19, we'll say 19. I made it work for me. Okay. Okay. This is an interesting one. Okay. What goes through your mind when you're getting ready? for a hot date? Well, I want to make sure everything is, you know, I want to make sure that I'm, you know, smooth and clean. I'll make sure that I'm, you know, desirable and, you know, the hygiene is always important and you brush your teeth and you make sure that you're, you know, clean. I'd like to be clean when I, but then the answer. Yeah. Yeah. That's the first part. That's like the very, you know, um, I, I, I guess that's the part that you think about that's more, you know, getting ready for in that aspect. But then in your mind, you're thinking like, okay, what we're going to do, we're going to have some fun. You know, what's he going to, you know, what is he bringing? If I don't know, like what he has is package wise, there's a lot of things like, okay, this, this could be fun. I don't know. A little bit of excitement, some, some nervousness too. Some nervousness. How does it feel knowing your partner enjoys seeing you wanted by someone else? Oh, I know that if you love it, I love it. So that's, that always is really good. So that's exciting for you. So that's exciting for me. And if it's exciting for me, then I know that you're going to be around. So it's a, it's a win-win. It's exciting for you. It's exciting for you. It's exciting for me. It's exciting for you. When does this loop bend? It doesn't. Control, alternate, delete. I don't want to delete that. It turns me on knowing that you're turned on. Knowing that I'm turned on. Okay. We're going to roll into the next question. We're not going to go any further with that. What's the biggest turn on for you? The attention, the anticipation, or the experience itself? Anticipation. The anticipation, the tease of it, I always find much more exciting than anything else. That anticipation is It's always very exciting. It's like going on vacations, getting there. Yeah, to some degree. Then once you're there, it's like, eh, that's fun. But the thought of process of it, that anticipation is always very exciting for me. Okay, so here's one. I'm curious to know. See, I'm glad I had AI. Oh, yeah, okay. AI works again, huh? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Do you have a signature move or look that you know drives men wild? Oh. No, I don't think so. I don't, a signature move. I guess my suck is dick, that's pretty good. The only one I think was like kind of weird, I don't, I can't do it anymore. I was with a certain playmate who was, the gentleman that was half my age, and I did that upside down. Yeah, it's not a signature. See, if I had to guess what your signature A signature move? I don't have a signature move. Well, one. Okay. You do lick balls. I've been with plenty of women who don't lick balls. Oh, well, I got that from you. Well. You always ask for that. No, I don't lick balls. I mean, when you ask me to lick your balls, let's make this perfectly clear here, Mr. Smarty Pants. And the other move you have? I have a move? Yes, is that a lot of women don't do. Uh-huh. Is like you'll be, you know, fucking a guy and you're like, okay, let's try another hole. A lot of women don't do that. I don't think that's such a big deal. Well, it is if you don't do anal. If your girl doesn't do anal, she's not taking a cock in her ass. Actually, that is kind of fun, especially I like to do the whole slip it in the back door move. Your puss is tight to begin with, but then your ass is even tighter. Yeah, you can say that. So you slip it in the back door, it's like, whoa. Well, what I'm saying from the outside, you know, like the guy's already enjoying fucking your pussy. Right. But then also when you slide in your ass, you just see their eyes go in the back of their head like, oh my God. I have seen that. I didn't think that would be considered a signature move. I just think that's fun to see. No, I'm just saying it's a signature move because a lot of women don't do that. Don't do anal. Oh, wow. Sorry, I didn't. No, you don't have to apologize. It's not a bad thing. I guess you're right. I guess you're right. I just, you know. Yeah, not like you own it. Like, you know, not like you, I have a dismount. I do a triple Lindy. A triple Lindy. Yeah, that's what I do. Yeah, just saying. Okay. What kind of energy or confidence instantly attracts you to a potential play partner? What kind of what? Energy or confidence? Energy or confidence instantly attracts you. not ashamed to be who they are, actually. They're just like, hey, this is what I like and, you know, it might be weird or, you know, or somebody who's not, who is unapologetic for their sexual, you know, prowess. You know, they're not ashamed. Yeah, they're not ashamed. Like, hey, I really like it when, okay, when a woman licks my balls and I'm not going to, you know, that's what I like. And, you know, I like a guy who's like, yeah, this is what I really like. Unless it's something really foul. And I'm like, yeah. Leave the chickens out of this. Yeah, leave the chickens out of this. It's right. Yeah, I know. Okay. How do you build the delicious tension before a date even begins? Well, I don't always have time to do this. I like the sexting before. Sure. That's what I would have said. Yeah, sexting. You even talk on the phone. I talk on the phone. We've even done... I think briefly we did a FaceTime with one particular playmate before we even met. I don't think... Well, that was instead of meeting in person. Yeah, but you could do something like that. And the ironic part, the guy lived close. Yeah, I know. It wasn't like he's like 20 miles away. He was like, dude, you're two miles away. You're two miles away. We could have just met for drinks someplace. I guess he didn't want to get off the couch. Whatever. Whatever. What does your partner love most about your hot wife's side? My hot wife? Well, that I'm definitely game for just about anything. The leftovers she brings home from me. Oh, geez, the leftovers. No, that's wrong. I'm kidding. You wouldn't want me to bring home leftovers. Unless it's food. No, like when you go out to eat. When you go out to eat. Oh, yeah. No. No leftovers from the fucking, you know. Watch my soaking wet panties with his cum. That's exactly what I was thinking. No, no, thank you, but no, no. Laundry's right over there. Thank you. Trash can's right next to it. Pick one. Feel free to overshoot the laundry and hit the trash can. All right, so. So leftovers would not be a good answer. Yeah, no, I was talking about the meal you go through a lot of times. Yeah, okay. Because you've done that. It's like, hey, I brought you home half of this hamburger I got. It's like, oh, that's cool. I can only eat so much. I'm going on a hot date. I don't want to be bloated. There's nothing worse than being bloated when you're on a hot date, you know? How has embracing the lifestyle changed the way you see your own sexuality? Oh, God. Actually, it's just made it more so. I guess I've always been wanting to be with different people. I guess I've always been kind of slutty. And this just made it so I can. And it's nothing to be ashamed of. And everybody embraces it. And everybody... But it was awkward for you at first. It was awkward for me at first. Well, you get brainwashed. Or you get... I'll call it brainwashing because I can't think of another word. But, you know, you get told... You're told, like, you should be with one person. And it's like, it just didn't feel right. And I wanted to be that way, but I just... But those who believe in that... That's fine. But I just didn't fit that mold. I just, I always fell short. I always felt like, you know, the person I was with, I loved, but I want to take a walk on the wild side and come back. You know, I just want to take a, you know, jump in the pool a little bit. Do you want to eat meatloaf every meal? Oh, God, no. You might like meatloaf. I might like meatloaf, but I don't want to eat. You know, you got to throw some shrimp scampi in there. Yeah, or something else. I just, I just can't eat the same meal. Big cock occasionally. Yeah, okay. An egg roll or a big cock in there. Okay. You put it that way. Do you enjoy the power that comes with being the center of attention? I don't know if I call it power, but I... Oh, come on. When you were a dancer, you were the center of attention. Do you think that's a power? Oh, yeah. Guys are watching you. And the way that... Okay, back in the dancing. Back in the day. Way back in the day. I mean, even look at the bachelor parties. You know, the thing is, when you did something a little bit more, you know, like your lotion thing you used to do. Oh, yes. Pussy-powered. These guys were salivating. These were, you know, you're dangling steaks in front of hungry tigers. You know? I guess it is. No, you controlled the room. Oh, okay. I never really thought I did. Okay, look at the house parties. we've been to. Okay. Oh. You're going to embarrass me. Well, you were definitely, in my opinion, the top 1% of the... He's lying. He's so... I'm hoping to get laid later. Foot in full of shit. I'm trying to get laid later. I knew there was bullshit involved with this one. No, but... I'm very comfortable being, you know... You don't strive for the attention, but it happens. It's there, and I'm comfortable. with it to some degree. Sometimes it's like, oh, it's so embarrassing and so awkward. You're a beautiful woman with a great body. It was great. I'm looking at the older pictures. For the age you're in. For a decrepit old bitty like me, I don't look hip. I was something before electricity, let me tell you. If I airbrush out the walker, you're hot. There's a lot of things you can do without walker. Don't juice. Then don't, you know. It would be like a spanking bench. A spanking walker. I can get into that. I think every woman enjoys attention to some degree. They might not admit it, but if it's all positive attention, I think women enjoy it. Men enjoy it too. I think everybody enjoys positive attention. I've kind of gotten numb to it. I'm just so used to it. You're just like, yes, yes, I know. It's me. I mean, people look at me and go, how the fuck can he be so ugly? Anyway, that's a story. Okay, what's more exciting for you? The chase, the first meeting, or the afterglow when you get home? would be the chase. There's no chase. Yeah, there really is no chase. If you agree, if a single man reaches out to you and you're like, oh, yeah, okay. Well, not always. And a single man reaches out to you and says, hey, I'd like to play with you. There's no chase. You know. Well, isn't that the anticipation before the first time. It's like trying to hunt a fucking tiger with no legs. There's no chase. Yeah, he just lays there like, okay, yeah. You got me. I'm going to wobble away. Yeah, I'll just roll my back in here, have my cock. I guess the first meeting. I think it's your afterglow. No, you think so? Afterwards. No, when you come home from a hot date, you're even more fired up. Oh, that's nice to know. That's how you see it? That's how you sell it to me. I'm doing a good job that I'm selling it. It works. I only need 30 seconds of your time. Oh, shut up. You need more than that. Get out of here. How do you keep the spark between you and your partner even hotter after a date? I think it's the date that actually makes the spark hotter. I think that's what that helps. Well, the date does. But it's like afterwards, like when you and I are playing and you talk about how how much you enjoyed it and what you enjoyed. Right. Yeah, that's exciting. You excited, it fires you up. Well, I'm excited. It's your excitement. And I'm excited that you're excited. Okay, so, and then I'm excited after you get control, alter, wait, we're in a loop again. We're in a loop again. I don't know what to do. What boundaries make you feel safe enough to be completely uninhibited? Boundaries. That my husband will kill him if he doesn't listen. You know what? Most of the guys are very respectful, so I guess respect... Well, the one thing we didn't, I guess, ignore it is like, we know people have talked about where they just set up a date and they go without ever meeting the person. Oh, no, that's not going to happen with us. No, so for us, it's a matter of meeting, and you have generally played with the person before. Yeah, we have a relationship before I do a hot date with them. That's for safety. We're already friends, you know? And now it's like a social thing. And then we come home. Or come back to this place. And come back here. And then it's, you know, then we have some fun. So it's very comfortable. It's very comfortable. I always feel safe. If I didn't feel safe, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't let you. Yeah, well, there you go. If I don't feel safe, you're not going. Okay, well, there you go. Yeah, we've heard of people that are like, oh, I just meet this random guy. And, you know, it's like, what? If that works for them, that's great. And we're not bashing it. We're just, everyone has to stay. for us. Everyone has to stay in their comfort zone. Yeah, for sure. So if you're good with that, God bless you. How do you handle the rush of nerves and excitement right before the moment begins? Alcohol. Okay. No, I know it's going to be fine. There is a little bit of rush of nerves. Maybe if it's somebody I just, this is the first hot date I've been on with them, but Usually it's people that I know, so it's very comfortable. There really isn't nerves to speak of. I don't know how to categorize this. I think when you play with someone with me there in front of a camera, it's probably different than when you guys are alone. A little bit. I think I would like to think that he is going to be a little more relaxed. If I have the choice of fucking a guy's wife, in front of him and in front of a camera versus... By yourself. By ourselves. Oh, yeah. Most guys are definitely... And when I know I have the husband's blessing. Yeah. And, you know, like Jay when she came down. Right. You know, it's different. I mean, I don't give a fuck either way, but... You know, so, I mean... Well, the camera setup that we have now is kind of, you know, innocuous. I mean, they're there, but... It doesn't smell. But you don't really notice them. They're not like, you know, bright lights are on you, really. And there's, you know, you can do whatever you want. You don't have to worry about. I have strived for that kind of a camera setup because I've noticed back in the day when I used to walk around with a camera. Yeah, guys would get very, you know. Yeah, I get it. It's, you know, they're not paying attention to you. They're paying attention to what, where I am. For sure. Yes. See, I can just ignore you. It doesn't, you know. You've mastered that. I've mastered. Jesus Christ. In and out of the bedroom. It's like, I'm not even. I'm not paying any attention to you. Oh, can you unblock me from your phone? Oh, I'm sorry. I'll let you get my phone. I will definitely do that. What is the difference between a good experience and an unforgettable experience? Oh, geez. I guess the unforgettable experience is when you're playing with somebody you think is going to be kind of like, oh, he'll be fun, but you're not Expecting a whole lot, you know what I mean? And then they bring their A game and all of a sudden you're like, whoa, what is this guy doing? My God, I didn't know he had this powerhouse inside. And you're like, you're blown away because sometimes guys come off very like, you know, the outside package doesn't match the inside. You think they're going to be like, oh, they'll be fun. You know, you're not going to. Would you say that's kind of what you thought of me initially? Weirdly. Yeah, you're very. You didn't think of me sexually. I know that. No, not at all. But once you found out. Oh, yeah. It was definitely a surprise. I did not know that was packed in there. And there were other guys. So never, never, ever judge a book by its cover because you don't know what's inside. You don't know. Okay. Well, the next question is actually pretty good. Kind of ties into this. Okay. How do you decide when someone is worthy of your time and energy? They're not talking about themselves. When they're talking about things that we can do as a threesome or a twosome or whatever. Chamesome. Well, I had one guy. This will be an example. We've been texting back and forth for months. And I said, geez, my shoulder's really hurting me. And he goes, well, you can come over and get on your knees for me. And I'm like, block. All right, now I know you're not worthy of my time. You're not worthy of my time Because you're self-centered You don't even take into account My feelings, my health, my physical limitations Or my husband or anything else So block So that was one example So something like that If you're worthy of my time You're going to take into consideration What's going on in our lives And everybody has things in their lives That they have to juggle I get it There's kids, there's jobs or whatever So we all have to be respectful of each other in our lifestyle outside of the bedroom. And, you know, we've had to, we've had, you know, play dates get canceled because of, you know, somebody's kid was sick or whatever. And it's like, hey, we get a family first. And we don't get upset about it. But that's how you know that somebody is more than just treating you as a fuck toy. Sure. And I don't mind being treated as a fuck toy. But I have feelings. You know. Wow. When did that happen? About 15 seconds ago. Okay. What has been your most confident boosting moment in the lifestyle? Oh, confident boosting. Confident boosting. I don't know. I guess. Huh. That's a hard one. That's what she said. Can I interject? Yeah, sure. I'm not sure. I don't. How about when your birthday party? You had six people paying attention to you. That's actually a really good one. And they're focusing on your pleasure. That was the most erotic birthday present ever. Ever. Let me tell you about my erotic birthday present. Hang on. Let me think about it. Do you want doms and subs surrounding you? I'm getting there. Hold on. Oh, I have a horrible wife, aren't I? Didn't I get to your doms? I'm coming up with one. Hold on. No, I'm at a loss. I can hook up where five, you know, three doms and three subs service you. I don't have enough willpower to bury six bodies. You wouldn't mind if the three subs were all over you. The subs are one thing. The doms? I don't think the doms would be interested in you anyway. I don't want to find out. How do you stay grounded emotionally while still enjoying the thrill and freedom? Hmm. Well, just knowing that you are the most important person in my life. Shut up. All right, you're the most biggest freaking asshole in my life. That I believe. Stop it. That's not even true. That's not even true. But you're my asshole, honey. You're mine. Are you bragging or bitching? I'm not quite sure about that either. That's the next question. Probably bragging. But, you know, that's a difficult one. I mean, I mean, it's not that hard to stay grounded because we all have, you're not the tits McGee, you know. I'm not? No, I mean, I'm not. Anybody in their life say you're not going to be the tits McGee. And people have other interests and you're not always going to be a center of attention, but that's okay. I mean, you know, it's fine. Let me interject, obviously. Okay, you interject, obviously. I think it's a matter of thinking. that people might enjoy you, but no one is the end-all, be-all except me. I'm glad you made that clear. I'm so glad. I didn't think I had to, but I thought I should. But yeah, I'm a little dense, so there you go. A little? Okay, okay. Concrete's not dense, right? But I sure as hell am. No, I mean... Yeah, that's what I was getting at. Nobody's the be-all, end-all. But it's nice that everybody has, you know, their kudos. I think it's nice that everybody can, you know, everybody has something they can contribute. Sure. Sexually. Yeah. And, yeah, yeah, just, no one is better than anyone else. No. Well, no, let me rephrase that. There are people that are real scum of the earth. But I don't want to play with them either. No. I'm just saying. Okay, so what advice would Would you give to a woman who secretly fantasizes about being a hot wife, but hasn't yet taken the leap? Baby steps. You know, you don't want to jump into the pool with both feet. I mean, some people have, and it's been good, but sometimes you might. Let me interject. What? First, get on the same page with your husband. True. That's why I said baby steps. Yeah, but I'm saying there's steps. Yep, yep. But then, if your husband's all about it, and you all of a sudden, the side you want to be. Oops, sorry. You're making a lot of noise over there. I'm a pain in the ass. Don't I know? No, but if your husband's on board with it. It's something you should experience together. Well, hopefully. Yeah, absolutely. Not hopefully. That's a given. I'd like to think that maybe I'm wrong. You can tell me. Okay, I will. Believe me. Oh, I know you will. You have to look at it, or you should look at it, Like, your husband finds you that incredibly sexy and that has confidence in your relationship, the strength of it, that it's like, I want you to see how much, how sexy, beautiful, erotic you are by sharing you with other guys, but yet you understand that our love supersedes that physical pleasure. That's actually a very good way of putting it. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the guys at the party have their women. The guys are always more toned down with what they're wearing. Some not so much. Let's not get into that. Some other show. That's a whole other show. But usually the women are there paraded around in the sexiest outfits that they feel comfortable in. Little short dresses, heels. And the guys are there saying, that's mine. That's my choice. I welcome you to enjoy her, but know that she's mine. That's an understated understanding. I agree with you. I have an issue with, I don't ever feel ownership of you. You're your own entity. No, but you know that I am yours. I know it's not ownership. I got the air quotes going on. That you and I have, our relationship is strong, and that our love and our bond is strong. Right. And that I allow you, and I even hate that phrasing. I don't know what other word you would use. Yeah, but it's like. You pay me to go and have sex on your life? No. But again, when you say like, I allow, it's almost like. Yeah, like permission. Like I own you, so it's like, okay. Yeah, yeah. I mean... I trust you? Yes, obviously. Absolutely. No, I'm trying to find whatever. I don't know what word that would be. Yeah, I don't know. I have to come up with a new one. We can make one up or something. Yeah, it's a widget. I give you my widget to... Well, when people say, you know, I am yours and there's that ownership understanding there, that's not what I mean. I mean that we... You and I are part of this very special relationship and it is so strong that we allow each other to experience other people outside of the relationship. And that those experience do in no way are detrimental to the original strength of the relationship that we have. Sure. In no way. In fact, it strengthens it, which is fair. I mean, most people. In our situation. In our situation. Because we are both comfortable in our own skins. I guess. Well, someone who is insecure is not going to allow their significant other to. Okay, this may sound wrong, me bringing this up, but my daughter is so insecure. Oh, my God. That her boyfriend looks at another woman. On Instagram. On Instagram or in Walmart or wherever. She's like, oh, my God. You have to delete her right now. And we're sitting there like, hey, honey, I'd love to see you fuck that guy. Or were we watching a TV show and you're like, wow, she is cute as a button. And she is so hot. I'm like, my gosh, I was just thinking the same thing. Or, you know, if Rob Lowe comes out, I'm like, damn. Yeah, I know. You know, her eyes looking up at me while she's like, balls deep on my fucking cock. Those green eyes looking up at me would just be so frigging hot. I could so much paint the back of her tonsils. Or the one actress with all the freckles on Landman. She's the lawyer. He's like, oh, I want to see a cum load all over those freckles. I don't know what the picture will be. It doesn't matter. It'll be Jackson Pollock. We know that. I'm not grading it. It's an A. It's an A. But I mean, we're so strong in our relationship that either one of us, and I'm going to use air quotes again, walks off, you know, people say they're off the reservation. They walked outside the relationship. For us, it's like, meh, they'll be back. You know, it's not a big deal. We go off the reservation for a couple hours and sample the wildlife. It's not going off the reservation, really. I guess in our word, our reservation is so big. Well, it's, I mean, I know what you're trying to say. Like going off the reservation to me represents like, okay, this is the norm. You stay here. It's like, oh, I wandered off. Oh my gosh, no. It's like, no, you know, you went to a different section of the buffet. I went from the traditional American food over to the Mexican or the Asian or whatever. Here we go, comparing sex with food again. But yeah, I think it is kind of like that. It is kind of like that. It's something you want to put in your mouth, right? More than, more than, yes. Yes, more often than not. So last question. If you had to describe the lifestyle in three words, what would it be? I got my three words. Man, you're good. I guess freedom. Freedom to try different things. Three words. Okay. Freedom. Let me tell you my three words. Okay. Oh, no. I'll do mine first. You ask me first, damn it. Go for it. Unapologetic. That's one. Freedom is another. That's two. Two. I don't have a third one. Okay, here's my three words. God, how do you come up with these things? You were thinking about this earlier. I'm just that smart. No, it's the first time I've read this question. Oh, you're so full of shit. Total sexual freedom. I did say freedom. Yeah, I'm not saying you didn't say any of them. I'm talking, I'm putting three together, not individually. Oh, in a sentence. Total sexual freedom. That's a sentence. Total sexual freedom is a sentence. Is it? Yes. Is it really? Does it really convey exactly what I'm trying to say? What is my total sexual freedom aimed at? No one knows. Total sexual freedom. Just whatever you want it to be. Like I said, I'm that fucking good. You're just that fucking good. Okay. So that was the 20 questions. That's interesting. Now we're going to go into the rapid fire. Oh, my God. So in other words, this is, I'm going to read this to you. Oh, God. And you have to answer it quickly. Off my head. Oh, my God. Heels or barefoot? Oh, barefoot. I wish I liked heels. My feet don't like them. My feet don't like them anymore. Ah, instant spark. First move, you or him? Usually him. I'm submissive. Eye contact or whispered compliments? Eye contact. Lingerie or accidentally sexy? And what? Lingerie or accidentally sexy? Oh, I think accidentally sexy. Public flirtation or private tension? Oh, I do like public flirtation. Okay. There's no wrong answer. No. I'm just thinking about that one couple that we went to dinner with and we ended up switching partners at the table. We're like, oh, you know. And then they never called us back. No, they never called us back. Damn. I think they blocked us. They would have been fine. They wouldn't have fucked us right there. I know. What happened? I don't know. I don't know. I think they got cold feet. Okay. We said public flirtation or private tension. We did that, right? Yeah. Okay. Confident and smooth or bold and hungry? Hmm. I guess confident and smooth. Okay. Champagne or cocktails? Cocktails. I don't like champagne. Okay. Champagne. Well, hotel bar or house party? House party. Texting all day before or surprise plans? Ah. God, is something in the middle? I don't text all day. I don't do that. But what was the second one again? Sorry. Or surprise plans. Surprise plans I think would be more fun. The chase or being chased. Oh, I think being chased. Okay. Naughty secret or open tees. Naughty secret. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I always like to keep something in the... The guys that... I'll use the anal thing as an example. They don't know that I'm definitely open to that. And then when I just slip them in the back door, they're like, whoa, that's... Okay. Well, see, I was looking at it more from, like, things you do or don't tell me. Oh. That's how I interpret it. And there's no wrong way. It's fine. Oh, I didn't think of it that way. Okay. Afterglow cuddle or mischievous grin when you get home? Hmm. Hmm. Oh, God, that's a hard one. I know, that's what she said, too. If you're lucky. If you're lucky. Mischievous grin when you get home. Compliments about your body or your attitude? Hmm. I guess my attitude. Quick wit or deep voice? I don't have quick wit, so deep voice it is. No, don't do that. Why don't you? No, it's like, what would you prefer? A guy with quick wit or deep voice? Oh, you're putting it that way. Ah, quick wit in that voice. I have to have both. I think. Your voice isn't deep. It's just soothing. Oh. It's calming. Okay. I'll give you that, I guess. One unforgettable night or a favorite regular? I like a favorite regular. What's sexier, confidence or control? Confidence. I do like control, but sometimes it gets out of control. Sometimes confidence, on their part, Worthy. Sometimes. Some people think they're confident. Like, oh, I know I'm the best. And it's like, oh, that was three seconds. Not so confident. Okay. One word that describes your hot wife energy. One word. Besides neurotic. Bubbly. Sometimes. That's a great word for you. I've heard that described. Yeah, not only... Even outside of the... Sexual, yeah. You're very bubbly. You're very energetic. Energetic, yeah. Sorry, I'll cut off the caffeine. No, no. I'll cut it down a little bit. Okay. Biggest turn on in a man. Presence, patience, or passion? I think passion. Patience, though, is probably pretty good, too. I'll tell you the truth. Finish the sentence. Being a hot wife makes me feel... Complete. Okay. Complete. There's still a wrong answer there. No, no. I mean, because I've been struggling with this long before I met you, and you just kind of embraced it and allowed me to be me, and we embraced this whole adventure together that nobody ever allowed me to do. In fact, most people put me down and, you know, called me names and made me feel bad about feeling this way. Oh, come on. I call you names, too. Oh, I know, but it's different. You know, one thing I've had, we have gotten comments on the podcast about our banter. Most people get it, that we're that comfortable with each other. We just goof on each other constantly. Oh, that's what we do. But there are people, I had one recently, it's like they felt bad for you. Oh, my God, please, grow up. They felt I was abusive. Jesus Christ, really? Nobody pampers me more than you do, and it's annoying, so stop. Stop it. We've even seen it because we are drastically different in size. You're 4'11", I'm 6'0". You're 100 pounds. I weigh 114 pounds with my clothes on. That includes my shoes, I'll have you know. I'm trying to lose weight, I know. What does the other leg weigh? on the scale? Oh, wait. It's three spins. It's like... That's when I try to get my age on one of these websites. You have to do your age and you do the spin. You know, where I'm a football player build. Right. So I'm a large guy. Right. I'm not... I see myself as fat. Most people don't see me as fat. You get to meat to you. I do. You're a meaty boy. You're a meaty boy. Yeah, but am I fat? You got a little belly going. No, you're not fat. You just have that little belly in the front there. Yeah, just a little. I don't have a beer belly. No, no. But when they see us together, we are polar opposites size-wise. Yeah, we are. Absolutely. And relationship-wise. Yeah, yeah. You're a foot taller than me. You really look silly together. We take pictures. It's like, who's that little girl next? That's me. Wait a minute. I think that's one reason to, like, when I tell people, like, hey, this is our rules, no choking or everything. They realize, like, I might not be bigger than they are, but they realize, like, I appear bigger because the difference between us. But Donna will attest, won't you? I'm sure I will. I've never been violent towards you. No. You only smack my ass because I asked you to. Yeah. And you have to tell me to. Yeah, you're not forthcoming with the estimate. Towards other people, I can be very violent. But anyway, it's a different story. That's a different podcast. That's a different. That's where did Vince bury the bodies, podcast.com. He's only kidding. He never buried any bodies that I know of. No, someone else dug the holes. But no, I mean, our banter is what we've done since we first met. Oh, God, yeah. Yeah. It's just, You would pick on me, and I'd pick on you, and you'd say something smart, and I'd come right back, or vice versa. Yeah, but yours isn't smart, mine is. Whatever, I don't care. Lost your train of thought? No, I'm just trying to think I want to word it. For those who think that our banter, if you don't like our banter, I'm sorry, then you don't like our podcast. I wish you well. Find something else. Yeah, listen to something you'd like. This is how we are when we're not on the podcast. Yeah, pretty much. So we love each other dearly. At least she does me. That's fine. As you should. Absolutely. No, there's no one more special to me in my life. Oh, and I am definitely special. Yes, I know. The bus picks you up every morning. I put your helmet on. They strap you in the bus. I go to the old people home. What were you saying last night? Something about my depends or something? You can't color inside the lines yet either. But that's another story. But no. It's fine. I don't care. No. We, for those who have emailed us about that, not many, it's only been a couple. They feel sorry for me? Well, they think I'm abusive. Oh my God. I mean, they don't hear the shit you say. You say about me, but we were at a Walmart one time, and she was picking on me. Oh, yeah, I remember this. And I was like, ah, and the cashier says, you be nice to her. It's like, I didn't fucking say anything. Even the cashier is on my side. She's picking on me. And the cashier just saw that here's this four-foot-eleven woman, you know, and this, you know, six-foot guy, just like, and she's immediately thinking, I'm like, I didn't even say anything. You can't win for a losing. There is no one besides my daughters that are more special in my life than Donna. Oh my God, I'm going to be so embarrassed now. You need to stop that. No, you know. No, yeah, you're super, you're kind of special to me too, you know. Kind of. Sort of, kind of, yeah. I make you a good dinner. Oh. The occasional breakfast. You know what, I know that I am so well cared for and pampered to some degree, He makes breakfast, gets the coffees ready in the morning. Every morning. Damn near every morning. You don't make breakfast. No, nuh-uh. You don't make dinner. Uh-uh. Nope. You don't even make lunches. Nope. You pack the lunch that I made. Oh, I know. I do. I do. But in no fairness, you do your thing, too. You do, like, well, I do laundry sometimes. Yeah, you fold things all fucked up. You gotta, you know, I just, let me fold the laundry. So anyway, She was wrong about that. No. Remember when we went to the laundromat? Oh, my God. Oh, he's folding the freaking towels like the American flag, like in a triangle. He's taking pants. He's folding one leg into the other. And then he's like, oh, I'm going to fold your socks. I'm like, no. And she got bent out of shape when I was wearing her thong as an eye patch. In the laundromat. Nothing can be more cliche than that, but have at it. Have fun. And then he's putting my socks together, a pink one with a blue one, and then he put three together. I'm like, I... Some days you need an extra sock. You know, you never know. You might one foot sweat more than the other. I think you do that deliberately, so I fold the laundry. I want the laundry to be folded a certain way. Took you this long to figure that out, huh? Oh, that's what that was? Okay. But anyway, I wish all of you to be as blessed as I have been, or am, with my lovely wife. With what's-her-name? With Susan. And Susan will be on the next podcast. Donna will be leaving. Donna will be leaving. Okay. Anyway, we've killed 50 minutes. I know. Let's just wrap this up. This is getting way too weird here. All right, people. Check out 50ShadesOfPleasure.com. The Free Magazine. The Free Magazine. The new one will be coming out March 1st. Again, thank everyone for listening. Our numbers keep increasing. We are truly humbled. And Donna already told you where you can find her. And see who I'm sucking and fucking. Who, what, where, and when she's doing. And you know what? Be good to one another and stay horny. Have a great night, everybody. 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