In this episode of Hot Wife Podcast, things take a turn into the… let’s call it “educationally confusing.” Vince steps behind the camera—and somehow ends up behind the flogger—helping Donna film a BDSM scene that quickly goes from “this is for content” to “oh… this is actually happening.”Donna discovers that a little flogging and a well-timed riding crop might just be her new favorite hobby, while Vince is left standing there like a guy who just followed a recipe exactly and still burned the kitchen down—completely baffled, slightly impressed, and asking himself, “How is this a thing… and why does it work so well?”It’s equal parts laughter, curiosity, and “did that really just happen?” as they break down the experience, the unexpected reactions, and Vince’s ongoing quest to understand how pain somehow turned into applause. Spoiler: Donna’s already asking when they can film the sequel. Vince… is still reading the instructions.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Speaker1: The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is Lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast i think i have a little frog in my throat sorry about that raspy there yeah it must have been from trying to be sultry or something no i think it's from the yelling and screaming i did earlier today but we'll get into that later i think my throat um i edited the videos more screaming than you think oh okay i'm just used to you yelling so oh that's true too that's very true time i guess it wasn't at me oh it was from you but not at you it's in all in a good way yeah and that's gonna be tonight's topic. Oh, it sure is. It sure is. So, I guess we'll get right into it, huh? We won't even talk about the weather, how it's gotten cold, rainy, nasty. Yeah, oh yeah. We're not going to talk about it. That was two days ago, it was 90. We're not going to talk about it. Anyway. It's cold. It's 57. It's raw. It's nasty. It's like, really? Fucking one day off a week and you're going to give me rains. That's the day it rains. Yep. All right. So we did something constructive. I had some custom videos I needed to create for a customer. And these were all in the BDSM realm, you know, flogging. Well, one wasn't that way, but we're not going to talk about that piece of shit. Oh, no, I'm not even considering that. I'm talking about the hot ones, not the goofy one. In my world, they were all goofy. Sometimes you get requests for some really bizarre shit, but at least the BDSM ones I can relate to. I'm being flogged. My partner, he wants a riding riding crop used on me i had a special hat he wanted me to wear you know i think that's a hat yeah the hats yeah kind of goofy but leather police slash yeah gestapo looking hat but i was wearing this really cool leather harness they call which actually looked pretty good it did it was very sexy it's very sexy i mean i wish it was just i'm i'm a my torso is just a little bit short and i wish the whole thing just was just a little bit shorter but it was okay it was it it was fine it was just fine but uh yeah the object was for vince to flog me and, you know, I'm supposed to be restrained and flogged and it was very, very delightful. It was very good. Entertaining, I guess. Oh, more than entertaining. I tell you what, I came really hard. That was very good. Surprisingly, I thought, oh, I'll enjoy this, of course, but. Well, I didn't go into it thinking I was going to do that, but we didn't have a stunt dick that showed up today. No, no, we didn't. Actually, you know me better than anybody, so I trust you with flogging me. I don't think I would do as good as flogging me as you did. I guess. That's really the first time I've ever. If I could flog myself. I've never flogged anyone before. No, it was very good. It was like lots of, there's a technique. Like you take the flogger and you kind of like snap it on in the broader parts of your body, like my tits and my belly, and, you know, you had me turn around on my ass and those kind of things. And those are all, like, not hard, but, you know, firm. They're firm. No, I mean, I've been around enough of that stuff, like, you know, at the parties and stuff. At the parties and stuff. But then you came up. And not pay attention. I bet, you know, it's like it's not about smacking someone. It's more about just having it kind of graze them, isn't it? Until it's not. Wow. It's like a light slapping, a moderate. I mean, you feel it. My ass turned red for sure. That was with the riding crop, though. Yeah, with the riding crop, it definitely turns red. But with the flogger, not as much. But then he came up like across my pussy, and that was a lot more force for that, which was really good.
Speaker2: Oh, okay.
Speaker1: That was... I don't know. You don't know. It was good.
Speaker3: It was good.
Speaker1: It was really good. Apparently, you had a pretty powerful orgasm there. Oh, I sure did. I was like, oh my... And when I... Well, and it didn't hurt that I was also using Hitachi on you oh that was for the second part of the video yes yeah oh yeah that was not bad at all the hitachi was really quite good even though it's a cheap imitation knockoff it was still good it was still good well you know the brand name's not what makes you come no but i know the hitachis are much stronger than the one I have. But it was fine. It was really good. I can't complain about it. You had said the Hitachis you've tried to pass were, like, too powerful. Yes. Actually, yes. But I've become more accustomed to that kind of stimulation. So a full-powered actual Hitachi probably would be okay now. But the first time I one i was like nope that's vibrating my back teeth out now nope nope and now i'm more used to that sensation it's like yeah come on bring it on bring it on turn it up to you know maybe not 10 but turn up to nine yeah i wasn't sure when i was uh doing that stuff to that stuff to you. I heard you moaning and stuff like that. But I was like, well, first of all, the most obvious thing is I don't get it. I know you don't get it. I really don't. I know. The only arousal, as I mentioned to you before, that I could get from what was going on there is seeing you being turned on. the logical part of my head is like how does she enjoy this oh god i loved it are you kidding me i was restrained okay let's go to the first video he um the request was to have me with my arms above my head restrained like uh like from a doorway that kind of a so i'm standing you came up and you're smacking me with the the flog or like between my legs i was like oh my god and of course you had me like i was you know turned with my back to you so you're doing my ass and it's paddling my ass and it was it was really good that was really hot i'm glad it was a good experience for you when you like unreleased me i was like oh okay and you're like okay we're gonna go to the bed now i'm like oh yeah okay well it didn't hurt that you had to take a couple shots of vodka to help your pain oh my shoulders my shoulders having a little alcohol stimulant didn't hurt actually alcohol is a depressant, but we won't argue about that. Alcohol is a depressant. I'll give you that. Whatever. Oh, yeah, I was definitely, I knew that had my arms up like that would definitely be a problem. So, of course, I medicated ahead of time because having my shoulder in that position wouldn't be fun. But it actually was really. But I had no, I had no idea of it, like from the first scene. Right. That you were aroused from that. Oh yeah, I was. I had no idea. Oh. Like I said, in my head, I'm just going, how the fuck do they like this? Oh. Yeah, well the second scene was like really good though. Especially with the Hitachi involved, and you had the flogger, and then you had the, you know, the riding crop. That was the third scene. Was that the third scene? What was the second scene? Second scene, I was, again, smacking your ass and Yeah, okay. And your boob a little bit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you took that, the riding crop, and you took it, you, like, you flicked it on my nipple, like, really fast. Back and forth, yeah. Yeah, back and forth. I was like, oh, that's okay. And then you did it to my pussy lips. I was like, oh, yeah, okay. Well, yeah, again, when I did that the first time, when you were standing with your hands above your head, and I just went back and forth real quick, just battering your nipples. Right, right. You were making a noise, and I'm like, in my head, I'm like,
Speaker2: is she acting, or is that real? It was real.
Speaker1: Okay. I couldn't ask you because we were videotaping. Yeah, sometimes with these requests, you just have to, I'm sorry, you just have to, like, fake it, you know, or, you know, just go with the flow, because some of these requests you get from customers is bizarre. this one i was really into okay this one i was really into again i mean i'm not taking i'm just talking about my personal um opinion preference whatever you want to use me i sat there and like i don't get it oh i mean it was arousing to me to find out that it was arousing to me yeah but other than that um you've been like uh what the fuck man yeah really man no i'm sorry if you said hey i'm gonna smack i'm like fuck no yeah let me take this uh you know smack your nuts crop and smack your nuts. No, fuck no. Well, I couldn't do it. I cannot, I'm not really a good dom. I'm really not. I'm not a dom either. You fake it, wow. I didn't demand you do anything. I just was acting out, quote unquote, acting out his script. Well, yeah, using the flocker is a form of dominance. You didn't have to say anything. You just used the tool on me. And you used it at your discretion, which was, well, you know me, so you can figure out how much force I can handle. And it was very good. It was perfect. I didn't do the green, yellow, red light thing. Oh, no. Because I know if I did something wrong, you'd go, fuck you. you no i wouldn't say that till we were done what the fuck are you gonna rip your nuts off later no that's ridiculous no it was that it was a lot of fun okay that's yeah i i know i'm glad you enjoy it really did i just like i told, and I really shouldn't have talked too much about it earlier, just sat there and like, how the fuck can this be pleasurable? I don't know, but it is. Yeah, I don't know. I find it, I don't want it every day. There's so many aspects of sexuality that I, you know, like cuckolds. I don't get that. I don't mind watching you play with someone, but if someone starts to humiliate me, someone's going to bleed. That's crossing the line. Now, and there's different, I guess, degrees of being cuckold. Sure. You know, like. But I don't think what I am is a cuckold. I think I am more of a lawyer. Yeah. A cuckold, I think, involves humiliation. Yeah. Oh, look at him. He's zicks a little, blah. It could be. Yeah. I think sometimes cuckolding is also a bisexual act. They can lean into they have the husband help clean up or help get the guy hard or put his dick in your wife. No, I'm not, I'm not handling that. Sorry. You draw the line there, huh? If you can't handle it, then you shouldn't be with my wife. You know, if you need my help, then you're shit out of luck. I can help jumpstart your car. I can push you out of the way of traffic. You know, I can help you, you know, do some shit around the house. That's one thing you want to help with. If you have something you need help with your dick, I will drive you to the hospital.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Those who put their hands up and want to volunteer to help these guys hey you have fun that's great not taking anything away from it just not my bag right right i i know i gotta own what you uh what you believe what makes you feel good i expressed to you too if you want me to do that stuff to you at a later time some more, I'll do it. But, you know, don't look for me to be, like, getting a bulge in my sweatpants. I thought it was very, very erotic. Yeah, I mean, I can see your pussy lips are swelling. Yeah, yeah. You know, and... Like I said, when you took my arms down from the over my head, I was like, oh, okay, all right. Lead me wherever you want me to go. I had no idea. If you watch the video, it's evident. It's like, oh, she's in another world right now. Okay, you entered the pseudo subspace thing, huh? Well, when I was standing standing up it's kind of hard because you don't want to like not i'm not gonna say black out but you don't want to lose sure consciousness of where you are but once i was on the bed i was a i don't care because it's i'm a safe you're not gonna fall i'm not gonna fall anywhere right okay so i just think i guess in the bed you kind of did oh absolutely yeah absolutely oh yeah how does that happen um i don't know if it's because of the
Speaker2: Thank you. Do you think, I guess, in the bed you kind of did? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: How does that happen? I don't know if it's because of the sensation of the, mostly from flogging. That's when I get it. Like when you start flogging my feet a little bit and my nipples and my pussy, it just, I don't know how to explain it. am getting moist again oh stop it's it's like you just you just focus on the sensation that you're doing with the flogger and i get most of that from the flock flogging is where i get most of my pleasurable sensations. Not so much a rhino crop. The rhino crop is a nice wake-up call. We use a rhino crop on my nipples or whatever, and it stings me back to reality. But then we start using the flog, and it kind of lulls me into that nether world.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Yeah, you always say it's like getting a massage. It's like getting a massage. I find that interesting. I don't see the correlation. Oh, you don't? Oh, my God. I like deep tissue massages. No, this is nothing like that kind of massage. This is like getting spanked massage. And there we go. I go back to my childhood. It's like, yeah, a different kind of spanking, though. Different sensation. But on that realm, I guess. It was very, very pleasurable. It was very nice, very... Well, I'm quiet. Very erotic. It helps sell, you know, it's going to help, you know, people believe the video because... It's real. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I came really hard. If there was a camera on me, they'd be going, why is he rolling his eyes?
Speaker3: Why is he looking around?
Speaker2: Looking at his watch. Yeah, I was.
Speaker3: It's like, okay, how many more minutes are we going to do this?
Speaker1: I'm like, woo-hoo.
Speaker2: Then he took the Hitachi. It's like all these sensations. You start out with the flogging, then the rind and crop, which is a little more intense sensation. Sure.
Speaker1: And then the Hitachi because it's a totally different sensation Thank you very much. You start out with the flogging, then, you know, the rhine and crop, which is a little more intense sensation. Sure. And then the Hitachi because it's a totally different sensation because it vibrates and it's pretty strong. Okay. You know, so, yeah, that just brought up a whole other level. So, yeah, that was already revved up. Well, and I was mixing them. Yeah, see, that's really good, mixing them all up. Okay. That was really good. That was a great thing. See, I would probably be a good Dom because, you know, they say that it's not for the Dom's pleasure. I got none. You got no pleasure out of it, yeah. No. Yeah, if you're getting pleasure out of it, you're a sadist. Well, I don't think it wasn't hitting you hard enough that I would be considered a sadist. In my opinion, I wasn't hitting you hard enough to be that. No, no, it was just the right enough, right hard. Yeah, I know. Right amount of hardness, that's what it was. So often I have not been told that. But yeah, I don't know. No, I don't know. I don't get it. I really don't.
Speaker3: I really don't know I don't know I don't get it I really don't I really want to you don't have to I really want to understand it and I can't it's like okay we know so many people man they're all about that it's like you know even like during intercourse you have to ask me to smack your ass I don don't even do that. No, I don't always want that, though. No, but... Every once in a while. I don't do it. No, it's okay. I'm more in tune to... More sensual sex rather than aggressive, abusive, animalistic sex. Yeah. I've been more in tune. I honestly, I should do some research on it. On my own studies, if that's worth anything, I've determined that placement of your hands during different things are like pressure points. That could be. Like I've told you, one of the reasons I grab the inside of your thighs with my thumbs right by your pussy is when I haven't done that to women, not that they don't come, but they don't come as fast. And as soon as there's this pressure point inside the thighs there that I can hit that generally kicks up the sensation. I can see that. I can see it. I don't like it when you do something with me. You don't lift me up or you don't do something with me as much. Yeah, because you are in pain if I lift your legs. Yeah, don't lift my legs. It's usually I lift the legs, go up a little, and then I come up underneath. Right. And with you, I have to cup this way. It's not the same. No, it's same no it's not the same but it works for those of you watching the video you see what i mean oh we're not videotaping no we're not thank goodness but unless i'm wearing my garb that i wore the videos and that would be worth videotaping well i'd be fine with you doing that we just uh you know the problem was we tried to do a youtube thing where it was just oh for audio and stuff because the audio was a still picture and they ripped us down so we'd have to put it up someplace else we'd have to bleep everything we talked about oh yeah forget it it's just not worth it like say welcome to the beep show and be nothing but beeps. Yeah, it's like a fucking Martian program. Beep.
Speaker1: You might as well put it just someplace else then. But yeah, that was a really good little light BDSM, little flogging, yeah, little, made me come pretty hard. So now, how does someone who enjoys various different things in sex, such as yourself, sit there and go, yeah, this time I want this kind of sex. Thank you. to someone who enjoys various different things in sex such as yourself sit there and go you know this time i want this kind of sex this time is it like an appetite like yeah for dinner i want a cheeseburger yeah sometimes or sometimes the the uh you get in a mood that like it's like well i think i need to be uh well sometimes you don't know you're in the mood until somebody does something you're like oh wait a minute that really feels good like i didn't think i'd be into the um the flogging today i was like i'm not really in a flogging mood but all right we got to shoot this video up yeah it should be okay i won't mind it but i didn't think i'd have the reaction that i had you know know, a positive, you know, reaction. Was it more sensual because it was me? Yeah, maybe. I'm sure. I don't know. It doesn't have to be. I don't know. I have no official training. No, no. I know that. It could have been that or it could have been that. I didn't think you'd be as, I hate to say this, but you were as good as you were. I thought, well, okay, you're not really into this, so you wouldn't have the interest on the skill set. Yeah, no, I didn't think I would accomplish. Yeah, you had a nice, when you're flying, you watch a professional flogger, they actually turn their wrists. They go from one direction, turn their wrists, and go the other direction. I don't really have that dexterity in my wrist. I have to keep from smacking the camera. Right, right. But you did really well. I mean, you did that snap. That's what a good flogger does for me. In my experience, my limited experience with being flogged. Okay. I like that little snap. Okay. And then I want like light, lights, you know, light hits and then little firmer ones and then you did one you came like up on my pussy that was a little harder which was really really nice oh really nice kind of wakes you up a little bit it's like oh whoa oh okay beginner's luck actually i'll take it you got it i well thank you yeah a little snap It's a little harder. It's a beginner's luck, actually. I'll take it. You got it. Well, thank you. Yeah, that little snap. It's a little harder. It's a little bit painful, which is kind of nice. And the part that really surprised me is you said we were shooting a timed video. Yeah, I was like, I could have kept on going. It's like, wow, okay. Well, then later on I had to help you get ready for a dildo, so I had to apply some tongue pressure. The skill set, yeah. And that went quicker than normal, too. Yeah, that went a lot quicker than normal. I'm not a fan of dildos. I think dildos are boring and blah, but for this... But I have to work with them. I have to work with them. Yeah, I prefer a vibrator, something that gives me some stimulation. Dildos are just a hunk of freaking rubber in the shape of a man's penis, so it doesn't do a damn thing for me. Oh, is that what that's supposed to be? Yeah, like you've never seen one, right? Not that big up close. But for this particular assignment since it was a a simulated fuck scene we use the stupid dildo so getting getting ready for that so did you get all fired up again editing the videos yeah they're pretty cool yeah yeah they're pretty pretty so i might get sometime yeah if you're lucky yes no shit if you're lucky shut up that's why it's called getting lucky i guess it is it makes sense wouldn't be getting unlucky that's just every other night possibly that's when to go to work i didn't win the lottery i'm unlucky i gotta go to work all right but yeah it was a really erotic afternoon i i good i thought it was a lot of fun i'd like the videos that we shot came out looking pretty good so you're happy all the way around oh yeah and and the thing was i um the the gentleman that ordered the video also paid for a, you know, the outfits and the hat and all, the hat was goofy. Don't get me wrong. But I did really like the, the harness, the body harness was really pretty cool. Easy to fix because it's meant for a taller person. It's meant for somebody with a longer tall, like torso than me, but it's, it's, so it's a little baggy through the like crotch part, but, you know, we'll figure something out with that. But it's still very cool, very, very cool, very sexy.
Speaker2: All right.
Speaker1: And from my point of view, anyway. Well, in another week or so, the new episode, wow.
Speaker2: Oh, wow.
Speaker1: The new issue of Fifty Shades of Pleasures coming out. And this one, mysteriously enough, is geared more BDSM. Very BDSM styled. A lot of dark imagery. I like it. I like it a lot. So I just put it together. What do I know? Again, you're like, I don't know if this is. I don't know what this is. how anybody be turned on by this.
Speaker2: Hey, there are a lot of weird fetishes out there. There's a lot of unusual, I shouldn't say weird,
Speaker1: weird, but unusual fetishes. As long as everyone's consenting and above and overage. You know, if you like getting your junk smacked, bitten. 50shadesofpleasure.com, it's free. We'll continue to be free. Clothes pins on your dick. Thank you. That's not the kind of wood I want to get. Especially the wooden ones. And if you want to see who, what, where, when, and how Donna is doing. Oh, hotwiped. Hot Wipe? Hot Wipe Donna Lynn dot com.
Speaker2: Sorry.
Speaker1: Yeah, easy for you to say. Oh, not today.
Speaker2: Dumb.
Speaker1: I'm still a little flabberglass. Glabberglass.
Speaker3: Glabberglass.
Speaker1: Have another drink. Let's go in the bedroom. All right, everyone. Hey, stay horny.
Speaker2: All right. Have a good night, everybody.
