Curious how to transition from Swinging Lifestyle dates to some sexy fun? Just want to know more about your dates or want to have some fun with your partner? We’ve been a big fan of swinging lifestyle games & on this special episode we play The Game Of Lifestyle for a bit of light-hearted fun. You’ll learn a thing or two about how we like to engage in the swinging lifestyle, what turns us on or off & what role play we’ve done (or not) A big thank you to our Patrons for joining us live to create this episode, it was so much fun to play this game We finish up with some erotica from Darrell when asked the question ‘share a sexual swinging lifestyle fantasy’. There’s a classy alley, some fluid bonding and free hot wings on Wednesdays! Featured in this episode The Game Of Lifestyle We would love you to consider supporting us on Patreon from only $1 a month & you’ll get access to exclusive content and live podcasts. Swinging Lifestyle Events Join us in January for Virtual Podcast-A-Palooza Head to our website for videos, blogs, podcasts, newsletters and swinging lifestyle resources. Love, Peace and Respect C&D We are a swinging lifestyle podcast, we talk about sex, being a hotwife and non-monogamy, please ensure you are of legal age to be listening to our sexy stories.
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You're listening to Swinging Down Under, a podcast about the swinging, non-monogamous lifestyle from two crazy Australians with over four years of lifestyle antics to keep you entertained, informed, angry, happy and horny. Join our international swinging adventures. G'day guys and welcome back to another episode of Swinging Down Under. This is episode 115. We recorded this live with our Patreon members and what we did here was play a game of Lifestyle, the Icebreaker Edition.
So these are lifestyle related card decks that you can use to help transition to play with other couples or groups of people or alternatively even just actually use with your partners. We just wanted to take a moment to thank the team at the Game of Lifestyle for sending us these pack of cards and for allowing us to do a giveaway on the podcast. We actually gave away two full set of the full three decks and they were shipped out internationally.
We gave two lucky winners those and we're so stoked that the Game of Lifestyle helped to i guess bring some joy during this stupid covert time and uh and give away something on the on the podcast so that was amazing thank you so much everybody who entered that just to mention we are not sponsored by the game of lifestyle this is not a sponsored episode they did not pay us any money we received no money and we are also not an affiliate of the game of lifestyle we did this for a little bit of a fun time with our Patreon members and to support a lifestyle brand and also to do those giveaways for people during COVID.
So I just wanted to mention that we do not have a code. However, if you do want to go onto the Game of Lifestyle website and you're interested in buying these card decks, I'll put a link down in the show notes today. And if you use our friends, the Bedhoppers podcast code, which is BH10, BH10, you'll get a discount and that's the Bedhoppers podcast code.
So feel free to use that if you guys are interested in buying these card decks we'd really recommend them we had a lot of fun playing the game so during today's podcast we go through and we answer some of the questions of the icebreaker card decks and at the end of this we're going to close it out with actually a story it's an erotica story from daryl and it's actually one of the cards that he got asked about a sexy fantasy and let me tell you it involves, it involves cum, it involves an alley and classy alley wives.
So definitely hang in there to check out the end of this podcast. Now, if you're into reading, I did just also post up a blog this morning. And it's about me selling my panties, my used panties on the internet. So if you want to head over to swingingdownunder.com, you can find all of our podcasts there. And of course, the latest blog, as well as subscribe to our newsletter.
So if you're interested in reading about me selling my used panties online and kind of continuing to explore my sexuality that virtual hot wifing that i spoke about recently please head over to our website go check that out we would love some feedback on that and uh and also have a read of some of the guest blogs that we have up on our website as well we're always interested in getting some people so if you're out there and you want to share your story please send it through to us we definitely want to put content out there from a variety of sources so we would love to hear from you but without taking up any more of your time let's get into the episode today as i mentioned recorded live so you can hear us kind of going backwards and forwards talking about the chat and we had a lot of fun and we're probably going to play this game again actually so i hope you guys enjoy it we'll be back soon thank you good morning hello honey spoon thanks, guys.
We are going to be playing a live version of the game of Lifestyle. And I don't know what their actual theme song is, but I'm just going to make stuff up as I go along. They don't have one? No, it's a card game. They should still have a theme song. Everybody should have a theme song. Like the postman. Not even Uno has a theme song for their card game. The postman should have a theme song. What's the theme song for Uno's card game? Uno, Uno. Yeah, I see. There is a one.
Bet you can't get some matches. Uno, Uno. Don't call it until you've got one left. You know what I mean? I know I wish to shoot myself. Because that's the rule. And hello, guys. Thank you so much for joining us on the live this morning.
We're going to be actually playing the icebreaker edition of the game of lifestyle and the reason that is is because the hot version the hot and heavy version and the extra hot version aren't going to translate and i'll tell you why this one is they're all about fucking yeah they're all about fucking so this one is the hot and heavy so essentially suck the index finger of this person well that wouldn't really work on the podcast i'm daryl do you want me to suck your finger no okay if you're a girl rub two guys pen rub two guys' penises at the same time.
I've only got one. I've only got one penis in the room. That's not going to work for me. Pick someone who's not your partner and make out with them. Well, look, there's Penny in the room and I don't think that she's going to really enjoy that. So that's why we're not playing the hot and heavy version or the extra hot version. Just doesn't translate well, right? At all. Well, I think it's just weird that you brought Penny into this. I know it is, right?
All right, get started let's play the game of lifestyle so remember you can text us in the chat or you can come and join us if you want to actually jump on the live with us just let us know what you want us to call you and uh let's get cracking let's get cracking lacking you ready yes i am ready here's my first card do you like to be spanked are you into dominance submission play or any sort of that kind of sex uh yes yes and yes i do but only occasionally i think one of the things with this kind of play is that sometimes people think that it needs to be in every single sexual interaction that's people sometimes have that idea about all play sessions that's very true yeah and so sometimes like if people ask me this question or if we're out on a date with a couple i might mention certain things like for example even with the single guy you know he was asking what do we like and i said well here's the range of things that i really like and i did need to point out to him that hey yes i do have a spreader bar but it's not like we're using it every tuesday night or every thursday night or whatever like it is a it is a random thing where i'm like okay let's get the spreader bar out for some play because that's specifically what i'm after yeah so do you like to be spanked guys put it in the chat let's have a go daryl it's your turn get a card what's happening what would you do if you found your partner naked and tied up on your bed one i'd go and find my baseball bat because some fucker has broken into my house they've naked naked my wife Nuded her,uderated her, and tied it to the bed.
I'd find out who it was and I'd probably beat them with a baseball bat. Way to go, Doc. Well, I mean, you just don't know, right? That's hilarious. What else would I do?
I mean, if she was nude of her own choice and tied to the bed of her own choice i'd probably uh take a vibrator put it on a clitoris and hold it there until she comes and then leave it there after she comes and force a second orgasm just to see what would happen then i'd get a baseball bat honey spoon uh said yes please to the to the uh spanking so there you go uh let me see sassy molassie had a fun experience with a professional flogger on the ttr crew is very fun i was surprised yeah Actually, have come across you know in our in our lifestyle journey we've come across a few people that were actually quite uh good at it quite professional at it as well and yeah it's really really good about the word apt rather than professional none of them were paid none of them were paid no correct yeah very true yeah apt apt at it yeah qualified not really it.
Just awesome. Just awesome at it. Great. All right, so my next question. Have you ever had sex with your partner while staying over at someone's house? Duh. Yeah. Of course. Yeah, and that's not even anything to do with people in the lifestyle. Yeah, I was going to say, but I do find it particularly odd when you have sex at, like, the other person's parents' house. You get scared. Yeah.
I don't, it's weird it's weird like i don't know i just feel like your parents are like skulking around the house plus the house is like the floorboards like make noise and i don't know just it just kind of feels like people are sitting outside the door knelt down listening at the door wondering what's going on which isn't what's happening at all we're getting resounding yeses on the uh the live chat this morning jesus i don't think we've had sex at other people's places just because you like fresh sheets that's true holy hell yeah i do like it when we go down to our friend's place in australia because like the room is always made beautifully the sheets smell good it's better than our own fucking house that's why it's better than our own house really like come on um at the parents house we call it quiet sex yes honey spoon that's definitely true just like don't make any noise i generally call uh sex at my parents house for kate is non-orgasmic sex because she generally doesn't that's true due to fear due to fear that somebody might be able to sense her impending orgasm because they knelt down beside the door wondering about what she's doing in there.
Would you rather give or receive oral sex? I would rather give oral sex. I say again, blowjobs are interesting, but they're certainly not the end game. There's nothing terribly exciting about them generally. Yeah, I'm sure there's a whole lot of people out there that hate to hear that. So you would rather give oral sex oral sex than receive it. Do you think, though, that's to do with the fact that you want to pleasure the other lady? You know, or is it just that you really like doing it?
Like, what's the actual? No, it's because I get more pleasure out of that than I do out of receiving. All right. Keep your panties on. I don't have any panties on. So that's going to be tough. Yeah, giving or receiving oral. All right. Fair enough. Both. Sassy Malassi. Likes both. Likes giving and receiving.
At the same time so that's going to be tough yeah giving or receiving oral all right fair enough both sassy malassy likes both likes giving and receiving at the same time i'm going to throw in there just for her i think we all like giving and receiving i was going to say that may not be the case for her but i'm actually just or maybe him actually answering but i'm just going to say that i at the same time i would like to throw that card down and be like well hey greedy i'm going to do it at the same time thank you very much okay other than your private parts name an area on your body that's really sensitive i mean the erogenous zones right neck neck for sure that's like a really neck and ear area is super super sensitive on me and in fact like sometimes if you roll over on bed and like breathe on my neck or like give me a bit of a neck kiss like nah shakes all down my body g'day shane and erin.
So there's a whole lot of places that I think you're missing there. Oh really? Yeah. Okay, well it's my body dude, right? So... Well, how about every time I touch anything that resembles a ticklish spot, you lose your fucking mind? Yeah, but this is... It says sensitive, it didn't say sexually sensitive. That's very true. You got me on a technicality. Yeah, so I mean that pretty much explains everywhere on your body. That's true, super sensitive. No gremlins today, guys.
So yeah, the audio is working fantastic. Even though you guys are both online, which, you know, made me a little bit nervous that we were going to go round two on the gremlins. But, you know, good news. We kicked the bad ones out of the house. We haven't fed or watered any after midnight. And here we are. Here we are. Welcome back. Wow.
That is an old school reference gremlins like dude dude but that that gremlin it's i mean it's old school babe i can't i was going to try and do the sound oh my god your turn no no no i wish to not to no okay that's enough would you enjoy watching your partner masturbate how about if he or she didn't know you were watching okay so enjoy watching my partner masturbate yes in fact we have masturbation races regularly to which i always win even when i give a 30 second to one minute head start because you know penis how about if they didn't know i was watching i've never never done that actually i've never i don't know i don't know the answer that it might be interesting to find out but i don't think i think i think kate masturbates less when i'm not around so it'd be tough you watched me masturbate live on air on chatterbait once more than more than once yeah but i'm talking about if i was what not watching if you didn't know i was, okay.
So like if I was in the room masturbating and then you came upstairs and like creaked the door open a little bit and I was mid-session. Well, yeah, I mean that's quite literally the definition of how or if he or she didn't know you were watching. Interesting. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know whether I'd be into that or not, but I'd be interested in giving it a shot.
But it's not really something that something that you can set up no i'm going to be masturbating between one to two p.m yeah you just need to sneak into our into our room around then okay simpsons reference coming up oh i'm gonna be doing this if you happen to get in the way it's your own fault that does not translate at all well kind of does no it really doesn't so this is interesting honeyspoon said but it it's the ultimate fantasy it's her ultimate fantasy being watched yes no to watch she said to watch it's really interesting i actually quite enjoy watching daryl masturbate as well so honeyspoon like high five on that one i enjoy it i like it and what we got here so shane and erin erin enjoys watching me jerk off to porn when i'm ignoring that she's there there you go yeah.
Yeah. Enjoying somebody just actually having a good time. I like it. Perverts. Love it. Have you ever had sex in a pool or a hot tub? No. Yes. No, I have not. Isn't that interesting? A lot of people assume that if you're in the lifestyle, like there's so many hot tubs and pools and stuff involved, right? But in my mind, I'm like, eh, like water doesn't really do things.
And like, if- Actually, it's more about just you getting some sort of you know infection and i would also like to point out the fact that i've never owned a pool nor hot tub nor have any of my friends owned a pool or a hot tub and so therefore only times that i've ever been ever been able to access this is either at a hotel public school or a public pool public pool or at like a desire resort where you can't do that you're not allowed to so technically i really haven't had a lot of opportunity to do it you've had somebody go down on you whilst you're on the edge of a pool or a hot tub yeah but would i would it be different if i'd actually owned one or a friend of owned one or you know we had a lifestyle friend who had one i don't know i don't know well i've never had a pool or hot tub either yeah you know i've had in a pool.
It was a public pool. Erin enjoys being pushed up against the jet. I mean, who doesn't? We actually were talking about this recently in the girls group that I'm a part of using like the showerhead and using like the jets and stuff like that. Years and years ago in Singapore, we actually visited a couple here and he wasn't doing a very good job of kind of interacting with me. So I actually did that in the hot tubby thing whilst they were there and she was interacting with you.
I just kind of got myself off on a jet. Technically, then, have I had sex in a... Well, it depends on one's definition of sex, doesn't it? Masturbation, sex, I mean, come on. Yeah, interesting, interesting. Ponder. I'm over-pondering it, so I'm going to use my card now. Okay, do it.
Have you ever had sex with someone more than seven years older or younger than yourself that's a yes to both well you're married to one so yeah you know yeah i know but you know now that we're married now so you know we don't have sex anymore so talk talk age ranges though in terms of like i see i saw a question yesterday actually in one of the forums asking like what's your now age bracket of like lower stage and older stage and this is something that comes up quite a lot like do you actually have one notwithstanding obviously the legal age but do you actually have one uh older older or younger not really no i don't think so yeah so the the may be more cautionary for more for me younger that would be that would be the biggest one for two reasons one i would always be a little concerned about the the capability mentally for somebody to deal with what they're doing and typically and this is a very big typically people who are younger may not have the same capability to deal with it older no real issue i don't really mind as long as people are you know taking care of themselves and that's not just for me that's for themselves as well Thank you.
older, no real issue. I don't really mind as long as people are taking care of themselves. And that's not just for me, that's for themselves as well. Oh, the other reason for younger is because I know that women younger than you, if we were having sex with them, that'd worry you a little. No, I don't think it's the age thing in terms of sexual interaction.
For me, it's just been in the past where we've gone on dates where the other couple is and she's younger than me sometimes doesn't have a lot in common with me and i don't mean things like pop culture references i mean things like she's either still living at home or she's only just moved out or whatever and i'm like dude get amongst it i think you're also a little worried that they might be hotter than you just because they're younger than you every year you have a birthday you tend to to flip out i do i I do.
Let's see what the answers are on this question. So we've got Shane and Erin. They've said, we have played but no sex with a plus seven years, but yes for sex with a minus seven years. That's interesting. And Honeyspoon said, we have a plus or minus of 10-year kind of boundary that they have. And the reason I'm saying boundary, not a rule, is because they've broken it. So they go on to say that they broke their rule. I guess I'm calling it a boundary instead. Plus 10 minus 10.
Every six months I'd have to rule Kate out. That's true. I'm okay with that though. If I can find a respectable replacement for that period, then I'm okay with that. Yeah. What do you think?
You'd be okay with that as well what do i get out of the equation here do i get something i mean jesus it's not like your husband tries to set up fucking guys to shag you or anything is it yeah i do better babe all right let's see what clothing worn by the opposite sex do you think is sexy and is there a look that you find hot i can answer this for you what clothes okay so hold on most people would know because i say it all the time that i enjoy like well-dressed guys like and i always said suits but i'm gonna i'm gonna say something different this time just for a variety sake i really like a guy who's also pretty fashionable so like if i see somebody out who's wearing well for starters i'm gonna go bottom up nice shoes like that's the first thing i look at i'm not even joking i will check out a guy's shoes and i'm i've been known to say like nice kicks to people all the time and Daryl's like, seriously, you're not a teenager.
Can you calm down? I enjoy that. I enjoy a really well put together fashionable guy. I like it. It's hot. And, you know, I'm going to be quite cliche here and I'm going to say like a nice simple white shirt and some like denim shorts and a pair of... Denim shorts? Oh, like a pair of chinos as well. That works nice. Are we talking about pants or shorts? Like shorts. Denim shorts. Yeah, and then like chino shorts. And then like a nice pair of kicks. Okay. I think that's quite hot.
I don't know why. So it's either like I really like suits or fashionable or just that some sort of simplistic. So you need to see people's ankles for them to be fashionable. Is that fair? No.
work really well in the oldie time oh ankles men's ankles weren't out of bounds i know oh you know didn't appear you did well they kind of were i mean given the height of the socks back then but you know nicely dressed and smells good oh yeah that's that's key there so sassy molassie i couldn't agree with you more there smelling is definitely one of the things actually that really i'll notice i'll notice somebody who smells good definitely and smells good i don't mean like it has to be a balance right it can't just be like overdone that girl that walked past us the other day and both of us were like holy shit that made me like taste it in my mouth um what do we got here uh couldn't taste it in your ear no just in your mouth just in?
Just in my mouth hole. Erin says, nice jeans and a well-fit T-shirt. Yep, love it, absolutely. Mr likes stockings and garters. Mrs enjoys jeans and a nice shirt and great fucking socks. Yes, I agree. And no shirt cocking ever, also by Honey Spoon. Couldn't agree more there. Thank you very much. That's another vote for no shirt cocking. Don't want to hang out around my house then. You don't shirt cock. I do occasionally on purpose. And then I get so flipping mad at you.
I do it on purpose just to rile. Do you actually? Yeah, absolutely. Why else would I do it? You're an evil, evil man. I've never shirt cocked prior to you telling me how much you hated it. I don't, like, do you just live to just annoy? Is that, like, do you just get up in the morning and you're like, No, but the only way I can keep you interested in me is to occasionally throw a little annoyance in there. And then when I'm not annoying, you're like, wow, you're such an amazing husband.
Okay, so you meet a nice couple at your swingers event, but unlike your partner, you don't find them attractive. Would you tell your partner and say anything or take one to the team? What do you say? I know that you wouldn't take one for the team, just generally. I mean, we've discussed the whole, like, taking one for the team. We've debated that.
Look, I think that the take one for the team for me is a bit of a stretch anyway because I think the vast majority of ladies out there that I've seen, well, seen and met, know people that i actually enjoy the company of i don't think i've met anyone that really falls a long way outside of my you know falls into the taking on for the team scenario i'm not saying that i'll shag anyone but i'm saying that most ladies put in some effort to look nice and they also will sit down and have a conversation with you and be human rather than just being you know all about fucking i'm also gonna sit gonna throw something in there i think what you enjoy is the fact that they're in the lifestyle to begin with because i think that for you gives an element of the fact that they know what they want they're pretty confident you know and they're willing to go after something new in life and i think you find that attractive you know just that willingness to be themselves you know yeah that's certainly part of it all right what turns you off i want everybody on the on the live to answer this as well for me what turns you off i so many things guys like this is and it changes it changes by the weather no way a woman who changes things you know during what i will say though is is rudeness and arrogance those are two things that really really will easily turn me off and arrogance is a tough one because there's a there's difficulty sometimes measuring a confidence or an arrogance and i think that the rudeness factor is if we go out on a date and anyone's rude to the waiter or is rude to somebody else i i just it's an instant no for me like there is no coming back from that shit i can deal with most other things but that those two things arrogance and rudeness no you're out you're out instantly and there's no coming back no coming back yep i would say the same thing i i i truly believe that the way somebody treats their their server their server and the waiter, it could be, you know, whatever, somebody who's providing them something in the service industry, their moccachino maker, for example, no matter who you are, if you treat them poorly, it's generally a pretty good representation of the fact that you have either overly high belief in yourself, you know, that again leads to that arrogance or you're just a dick and I don't hang out with dicks.
Shane and Erin said anything that feels fake. That's interesting. Yeah, I guess if you get people that are coming along and trying to overdo it, that could definitely be a turn off. Yes, absolutely.
I mean, we've experienced that and we've spoken about that interesting interesting we don't like people that say no pressure and there's a ton of pressure and low confidence and dominance yeah honey spoon couldn't agree with that more you know no pressure but then they get there and there's there is some expectations and some pressure i agree i've actually we've been in that scenario before as well. And sometimes now we actually specifically try to mention, like, what is the expectations?
Even we're actually catching up with a couple this Saturday, actually. And when we're chatting to them over text, I said, you know, like, hey, what do you guys want to do in terms of, I didn't want them to go into specific details, but like just, hey, do you guys want to go out for drinks or do you want to come over and just chill? Or do you want to come over and get your fuck on? Or do you want to come over and fuck?
like and or do you want to come over and fuck and just by saying that you know on the whatsapp like hey cool yep absolutely free saturday like what are you guys what are you guys up for what do you want to do and then responding with oh we'll definitely be coming over to your place for cheese like that to me is like okay cool everybody kind of knows like what's up rather than if i'd have said you know like no pressure and then invited them over it might be a bit bit weird, no?
There can be no pressure at our house. I know that, I know that. It's not like if you come to our house you're expected to put out. You know, that's not a thing. One of our local clubs has a MILF contest and one of the contestants came up and was flirting hard but it felt like she was only talking to us to get our vote.
That's Shane and Erin putting back to the It Feels Fate comment comment it's not like politicians i mean people to do anything like that do you enjoy sex in either the bath or the shower i enjoy sex in the shower i like it daryl not so much he's he's not a super fan of it i i quite enjoy it actually that's because it's nearly impossible for a guy to find a decent a decent position slash angle that doesn't mean that his quads get blasted or he's you know there's a chance that she'll fall over and break his cock off don't skip leg day dude that's all i'm saying what i'm telling you is that it is possible for somebody to slip over and break your cock off what happens if i've actually had that happen not off but i fucking thought i was it was instant soft on i was actually concerned that I was going to not be able to get hard again.
It was really, really disconcerting. You know, it's one of those showers like what we had the other day at the hotel where it had the little area in the corner that had, I don't know, what is the purpose of those little bits? It's for shaving your legs. Okay, and what if it had a little shavy leg bit where you can put your leg up? No, still no good. Still no good. Interesting.
All right, so Honeyspoon is saying it's too slippery and dangerous and mr is risk averse too risk averse to get laid what are you just drag them out of the shower take them back to somewhere else yeah maybe i i like it guys i i like shower sex we've already established how much of a fucking weirdo you i'm pro i'm pro shower sex that's what i'm gonna say i'm gonna get it on shirt like pro shower sex do more more of that please shower foreplay is good there you go i'm always concerned about drowning so just no on all points then for you no it's it's not a no it's just it's not so if you go down on some on a woman in a shower okay it doesn't really work yeah I mean, it's just because all of the body parts all sort of funnel the water to where your face hole is and you end up down there going, you feel like a dog licking at a bowl of water.
Yeah. I was actually going down on a friend in the shower and I can confirm that I was going down on her whilst it was running down her body and it seems sexy, but then I'm like, you know, and so, yeah, I get it there. Fine. Fine. Everybody calm down. I'm still, I'm still pro-sex in the shower. You can't change my mind. Okay. Have you and your partner been to a strip club together? If not, would you, would you like to see your partner get a lap dance?
Kate's been to more strip clubs than i have i'm pretty sure i don't find strip clubs terribly interesting so yes we have been to a strip club together but i've never found them exciting the idea of being able to watch but not being able to get involved is not my idea of fun when it comes to somebody else if it's kate she's being involved you know involved with somebody or is up on the pole then that makes it exciting to me, but if it's Kate, she's being involved with somebody or is up on the pole, then that makes it exciting to me.
But if it's somebody I don't know, it's not interesting. I think that's partly to do with the can't touch scenario or can't get involved and partly to do with the fact that I don't know them. They're just a body up on a pole at that point. And I have a little bit of a deeper connection with the people that I like to have sex with, I think is the point of it for me.
and would you like to see your partner get a lap dance yeah it doesn't really again doesn't really do it for me do you do you think that this that the whole idea of strip clubs sometimes is a lot of pre-lifestyle stuff and then once you get in the lifestyle people are like yeah you know i'd rather just go to a swingers club or something like that like what what i don't know how strip clubs even exist anymore okay especially especially right now during COVID, but prior to that, I'd rather just go to a swingers club or something like that.
I don't know how strip clubs even exist anymore, especially right now during COVID. But prior to that, I'm not really sure how they exist. There's so many other ways now to enjoy yourself in that way. And the other thing that really does my head in is the idea that people are still sticking $1 bills down somebody's pants.
I think that's dirty money too close to vagina for me especially in america where it's that you know the paper the money that looks dirty all the time well somebody once asked me somebody from the u.s now this is this is an interesting question somebody once said to me well you know in australia it's one dollar down the – More money, you cheap bastards. Exactly. You put $5 notes, you tight bastards. Fucking hell. You don't just throw coins at them. Fuck. Oh, shit.
So, yeah, so our strippers are paid a little bit. I don't really think that's a big problem. Our money's also plastic, so I feel like it's slightly more hygienic that way. No, it's not at all.
Isn't of it's hygienic don't tell me that just i'll just live in my la la land you might as well just take their underwear and flush it down to put it and wipe around the inside of a toilet bowl and put it back on them right excellent that sounds terrifying okay i'm gonna i'm gonna go to the i'm gonna go to the chat now and ask people what they what they thought about this so let's have a look here so we have uh shane and erin yes they've been to strip clubs honeyspoon no but i like watching my husband fuck other women does that count yes it does also are there tickets for that show because you know we're buying some sassy molester yes in vegas i'm not buying them i'm hoping that they'll be donated you know like drinks at least no no i'm sticking five dollar notes down strippers pants i don't have the money for all of us uh sassy molassie yes in vegas pre-lifestyle that's kind of going back to what i said before you know do you think this is maybe like pre-lifestyle something that warms up the yeah warms up the bits for the lifestyle you think we prefer watching ladies at the clubs on strippers polls yes um more more enthusiasm from them than the professionals that can sometimes be yeah also i think that that again you can actually then talk to them afterward which is the bit that i'm missing you know i like that excitement or the being able to chat to them and then potentially being able to you know play with them that that would be a very different scenario for me and actually sassy just confirmed that that the lifestyle uh the club they went to in Vegas pre-lifestyle, they said they've never been back to a strip club since they've been in a lifestyle.
So there you go. That's really super interesting. Toonies and loonies in Canada, that shit's heavy. What's a toonie and what's a loonie? Because I know what loonie tunes are, but I don't know what toonies and loonies are. I don't know. Maybe somebody's sticking a rocket on a fox's feet.
Coyote's feet, tnt all right let's see my next card have you ever had anal sex and if not would you yes yes i have had anal sex funny story even at anal sex with somebody other than me i actually had a dream the other night i don't know if dream is a nightmare i don't really know that you i think i was masturbating and you just came and you just stuck your cock in my ass just snuck up just just snuck up and back door just straight in there and i actually said to you like i remember like dude that hurt sorry don't do that i just thought it was really interesting i forgot about that dream just until just now dream dream or nightmare so i mean maybe next time in your dream i should use a little spittle or something maybe just warm it up a little bit maybe not spittle yeah maybe not spittle it's not a lube dude spit is not a lube where do you or where does your partner like to finish on or inside you if on where so i think that this is a good question i don't have a good solid answer to this in terms of where kate would be in terms of me i probably prefer or statistical analysis would say that i spend more time coming inside you than on you there is occasions where I feel that I would like to come on you and there's occasion and there's no particular location where that is occasionally I would like to come on your face that's uh I'm not allowed to do that though that's a I you know I was actually thinking about that the other night I was actually thinking about that I was sitting in bed going I actually haven't had a facial and I think probably I need to try that.
I asked you the last time we had sex and I got a solid no. Yeah, I was thinking I need to explore my horizons a little bit and have a facial, I think. Okay. So do you want that from me or from somebody else? From you, I think, to start. I think, yeah, it's funny because sometimes you're going through this journey and you're like, wait a second, I haven't tried that even at home. Yeah. And interestingly enough, I'm a little bit ashamed that I haven't tried that. Why?
It makes me feel like people would be judging me because maybe I'm a prude because I haven't had a facial. Isn't that interesting? Jesus, that is it. That's terrifying. Hey, I'm just being true, man. Just be careful. The boundaries don't need to shift every time something happens. I know. I know. But yeah, so that's me.
Just as a side note, one of the things that I'd really like to see, and it's kind of either very difficult or impossible for us to ever organise, is I'd love to see somebody else come inside Kate without a condom.
That would be something that's very exciting to me, but it's not something that I would ever push in any way for a few reasons one obviously it's kate's body her decision not nothing to do with me the other one is there's a lot of risk associated with that and potential lifetime risk so it's entirely up to her and she's aware of that one i'm laughing at the chat we just got a scandalous exclamation mark in capitals oh yeah the kate not having a.
I don't know if it's the scandalous for me not having a facial. Yeah, no, that's what it is. Or the scandalous for you wanting another man to come inside me. No, it's definitely. Babe, I feel like it's the other man coming inside me. I've got to be honest with you. No, it's the facial. We have actually discussed this as well, having this happened. But logistically, there are a number of different things that you have to obviously plan.
But secondly to that is the fact that it is something that, you know, when you're kind of starting to talk about your rules and boundaries, you talk about these things that are maybe, you know, significant to you and your partner only and things that maybe, you know, you want to keep. And for some people, that is actually anal. Well, it was for you as well.
And then I think that that's really interesting that I think that this would be the ultimate thing that most people that you would meet in a lifestyle would say that's reserved for my partner and that's it you know fluid bonding so i think that's one of those things that quite commonly would be a no-go zone for a lot of people it is part of your fantasy so we are you know we'll see if we ever ever get down the pathway of thinking about it or doing it i don't know pick one you're with another couple would you rather watch your partner have a threesome with the other couple or have your partner watch you?
Well, this just makes me feel greedy, doesn't it? I don't know. I think it depends on the mood I'm in. Because sometimes, you know, I am in the mood of like being a bit of a director. Sometimes I like doing that, being a bit of a director in the bedroom. So if I was watching, if I was able to direct what was going on, that'd be all right. I'd enjoy that.
that it just depends on my mood I think the vast majority of your time you would prefer to be director you don't like being center of attention most of the time being center of attention does it it it is funny for me like when I was a unicorn with a couple of friends of ours and they were very much like wanting me to be the center of attention wanting to please me which by the way is lovely, thank you.
But because I am a giver and I like to see other people receiving pleasure, sometimes it is quite difficult to get into that mindset of, like, okay, I'm just receiving, I'm not giving. So I reckon in that threesome scenario, if I was in the room and I wasn't in the threesome, I want to be director. Can I get a hat? Can I get a little director hat? I think you can get probably a microphone and maybe a, what else?
No, that a microphone okay yeah yeah i don't know what would you what would you prefer i'd absolutely prefer to watch and just have you play in fact i've asked you for that more than once with single guys and to date you've always answered no just to watch yeah yeah i'd just like to watch and just to experience it i mean i haven't i've never experienced that and i'd just like to watch and just to experience it. I mean, I haven't, I've never experienced that.
And I'd just like to try to see what, what or if it's, if it is something that I'm interested in. You've sat back and watched other situations, but it's not been a specific, like, I'm going to sit this one out guys, but there's been moments where you've paused and just watched. Yeah, of course. Absolutely.
The very first time another man entered your vagina is probably one that rings true that I stopped and watched that because it's the first time and it's the only time I'm going to get to see the first time so I did stop that stop and watch for sure Aaron would hate that me being in a threesome so therefore I would hate that me being in a threesome yeah fair enough yeah fair enough yep I like watching her and being the director. Honeyspoon's getting all sassy here on the chat.
So Mrs likes to watch, but also wants to tie up Mr for him to watch whilst being tied up. I actually asked you this the other day about the whole gangbang orgy situation at seven in the morning when I was making coffee. And I asked you whether or not you'd enjoy being kind of like restrained. You didn't want the blindfold situation. No, because I'm a visually driven individual. You know, forget a name, no problem at all, but we'll always remember a face.
I mean, there's been people that we've run into 10 years later and I'm like, I know you. And Kate's like, you've never met this person. Like, no, I know them. And then we work back through and bang, I didn't know him. So, you know.
i think that i do i do like the idea though of having some of that kind of that restraining thing happening that seems quite fun i think and i wouldn't mind incorporating that into some of our play with some friends actually but i don't think they would some of some of our friends would not be up for this at all yeah so again read the fucking room on whether or not this is going to work with the particular people that you're actually uh playing with you know for sure okay read the fucking room prior to meeting your partner have you ever had a threesome i honestly don't remember if i have so if i did it was pretty shit no is the short answer though i believe oh maybe maybe if it was it was very very early very early on when I, when I've like with, with the, with the person I lost my virginity to, perhaps them and the other next door neighbor.
Everybody on the chat saying that they're, no, they hadn't, they haven't had a threesome prior to joining the lifestyle with their current partner. So there you go. That's a unanimous. When you orgasm, are you quiet or loud? And do you get turned on when your partner makes a lot of noise? Well, I can be both. Bullshit. No, I can be. Bullshit. Yeah. I'm not super loud in terms of like screaming the club down. Except the dog quivers under our bed every time you come. Yeah, you're not loud at all.
No, I'm not like one of those screaming banshees. No, but you're pretty loud. And do I like it when my partner makes noises? Yes, I really do, actually. That's a big problem for you. I know, yeah. I really enjoy actually hearing noises from the person that I'm playing with, male or female, it doesn't matter. But that to me is an indication of like you're enjoying it, you're doing something right, and I like it when...
That's never come up in our conversations, but I'm basically a silent orgasmer and always have been. You're not really. It depends on... With playing with friends, sometimes you're not. It depends. Yeah, but with you, I'm very, very rarely do I make any noise. I actually asked you, you don't remember, like, the other day I was like, hey, I did actually mention this to you. Yeah. Very recently, like, hello, get some vocalness going on. Let me see. I'm just going to read some chats.
So we've been more vocal since joining the lifestyle, but not at our parents' house. And budum, callback, well done. Erin is loud, but she knows that I like it. So I make sure to make noise because Erin likes it. There you go. So he's saying, I think I was pretty quiet to start. That's good. I like that. The fact that you guys know what each other likes and then you try to vocalise that, ba-dum, literally. Why do you keep saying ba-dum? I don't know. I'm all about it this morning. Mrs.
is loudish but not a screamer and Mr. is quiet. So encouraging him to be a little bit louder. So similar to kind of what our relationship, by the sound of it, is sassy. I'm loudish but not a screamer and then, you know, you're pretty quiet.
quiet so interesting it's better in the works kids kids are in the house we just got mentioned in the chat here so you've had to be quiet i think that's the case for a lot of people right they've had kids in the house so they've had to be quiet over the years so kind of changing that dynamic maybe a little bit difficult right or they're the people in the clubs actually screaming because they're finally able to let it out you never know maybe they've been having sex quietly for 20 years and they finally had to have sex in public.
Have you ever taken a nude photo or made a sex video? Yes and yes. Yes, I have. And most recently, like yesterday or the day before. So, yes, I have.
Have you made, taken a nude video or made a sex video, Dl taking a nude photo or made a sex video well i've never taken a nude photo no i've taken a masturbatory video which i still have evidence of and it's where i broke the masturbating egg which fucking pissed me off so bad because you were at you were at the end i was about to come and then the masturbatory egg broke on my cock oh so fucking angry those things they're over they're over over promised over hyped masturbatory egg I actually really really like them I think they're quite good for transporting they're quite small but I mean yeah they're so they're fantastic right up until you use them what's a masturbatory egg okay so what he's talking about if you're listening to this is called a tenga egg t-e-n-g-a and it's a little um silicon egg shaped sleeve that um literally comes in in the shape of an egg when you buy it in a plastic little egg and uh it's just a masturbation sleeve so you're supposed to only use them a couple of times at best like you that you actually buy them in packs of six and and twelve you know actually i like the ones that actually sorry it's metric it's packs of five and no six six it is six six and ten you can buy um single ones but i like the ones that come in packs of six because they actually come in an egg carton yeah but the set of the tens marketing brilliance yeah you had me it up up by yeah marketing marketing brilliance absolutely they're just no good if you can blow a hole out the side of a fucking masturbatory egg, then things aren't right.
I've got to tell you what Shane just said in the chat. What? Because it's equal parts of funny and fucking gross. Are you ready for it? Mm-hmm. Like a giant Cadbury that you fill yourself. Yes, exactly. You know, Cadbury cream egg? It's a cream-filled egg, yeah. Absolutely. I'm never eating another one of those again. That's exactly what it is. Have you ever engaged in role play? If not, would you? What would be your role play fantasy? I'm interested in this, actually. Let's go. Do it.
I have never been involved in role play. In terms of me directly, I've certainly been involved in role play with somebody else to meet their fantasy.
If not, you yeah um there's not really a there's not really a role out there i want to play that that would fit that what would my what would be my fantasy no no fucking idea my role play fantasies don't include me let's say my role play fantasies are all from your side so do you have anyone come on please i actually really want to know this stop making me wait don't make me vague i don't have one you don't want at all i don't think so i don't think so no hmm okay no can you come back to me on that like think about it a little bit more yeah but yes i can absolutely daryl's like i'm just gonna have to make shit up to make her happy okay sex so i'm just reading the chat here sex no but i play dnd't really, the role play, that doesn't count.
Dungeons and Dragons. I didn't even know that was still around. Come on. Really? Oh, man. God, I used to play that when I was young. When I was young. You're an everything, little whipper snapper. You got another card over there. I got two more cards. Oh, keep going then. Excellent. I like it. What is the favourite body part on The Opposite Sex? My favourite body the opposite sex is it's not really a body part. It's just a shape.
So when a lady lays down on her side and her hips are up and her shoulders are up because of the fact that the ground is pushing them up, you get that nice curve on the inside of her. Well, in between, I suppose, you just get a nice hourglass shape. I like that.
you get them up you get that nice curve on the inside inside of her well in between i suppose you just get a nice hourglass shape i like that you get a bit you get a much more exaggerated version down the hips and yeah yeah up to the waist yeah okay yep that yeah it's in a specific position as well because you know when you stand up it goes away i like butts i like butts on guys i like butts on girls i just like butts i like nice butts and nice legs i like butts as well. Yeah, really do.
That's like my thing. Butts. Aaron likes shoulders and Mr. Likes feet. Honeyspoon, Mr. Likes feet. Nice. Nice. I actually just had my feet done yesterday. Quite delightful. What else do you got there, Daryl? Describe your sexual fantasy in as much detail as possible. Go. Detail, darling. We want detail. Actually, we're going to end the show on this. So let's see.
Describe your sexual fantasy in a much detail as possible go detail darling we want detail this is going to actually we're going to end the show on this so let's see describe your sexual fantasy in a lot of erotic detail so should you do this first then no i want you to do it and then we're going to end the show really yeah my my erotic my sexual fantasy again doesn't include me i'm a watcher rather than being involved sexual fantasy is kate out dressed borderline slutterly and explain that Okay.
rather than being involved sexual fantasy is kate out dressed borderline slutterly and explain that so borderline slutterly she's she's got a she's got no underwear on at all you can see her nipples through the dress that she's wearing which is a tight i'm going to say thin lycra style dress that you can basically see the outline of everything that she is through the dress.
She is seated at a bar on a high stool and is not crossing her legs on purpose so that there is a glimpse of her pussy to anyone in the room who chooses to see it. There's a guy who comes over to talk to her.
Kate cuts him fairly short when he comes over to drop a you know some sort of line where she just says hey look you look hot any chance we can just go out in the alley and fuck and he says absolutely through a stuttering tremoring voice they walk outside she bends over and her shirt skirt is that or her dress is that short that when she bends she doesn't need to pull it up so it basically exposes her pussy as she bends over yeah those photos where it's like short and then you get that slight bend forward of the lady and you can see just like the tiniest tiniest bit of like your labia there and the butt and that's nice so she as she so she bends over and it's not a it's not a gungy alley or anything but it's certainly an alley it's a classy alley it's just well enough hidden that you can get away with this sort of thing so it's not like you know all out public sexist that's not the driver you're so sweet in a classy alley yeah absolutely and then he so as you bend over you know you're quite wet you can you can actually distinctly see the wetness of your pussy and you you basically pull you step your heels apart so that your legs spread and he drops his pants walks in behind you and starts fucking you and you are talking very very dirtily to him as he's fucking you from behind and basically embracing your inner slut, which you very rarely do, I think.
So that's why part of the fantasy is there for me. From there, you start actively pushing back on him while he's fucking you.
So there's a rhythmic motion, I suppose, between the two of you as so he's about to come and you ask him to come inside you and and he does and as he comes you also come so it's a i mean that's going to be difficult there just alone to sort out but he comes and it's basically you know he he comes quite a bit and you can see it foaming around his cock as he's fucking you as he finishes up. And then he, you stop, he, you stop, he stops, he thanks you, basically pulls his pants up, walks away.
And you then sit there for a second, you clean yourself up with, with just a towel, you know, like something you had in your, in your purse. I'm sure a classy alley would have some sort of like towel dispensary. Absolutely. And then you walk back into the club with a pussy full of cum and start looking for potentially somebody else. What? Where are you in all of this? Like am I telling you? Am I texting you? Oh, you're in the bar. I'm in the bar and in the alley, yeah.
I mean it's a it's absolutely a fantasy because I may not be I mean it may not be able to be achieved because I have like camera angles that I'm involved in here that are things that I couldn't get away with like being close to see him come inside you and being able to see the cum you know around his around his cock and on your pussy and things like that so that's not something that you could really pull off well thank you thank you for sharing that also we've got some um recommendations that i can wipe myself up with which one was napkins napkins yes has any is that because you've used napkins in the past secondary question to that yeah answer that one and uh classy alley wipes you know classy alley wipes definitely class alley wipes class alley wipes trademark.
That's a new product I'm going to try and launch, Classy Alley Wipes for the classy lady who's getting cummed in in the alley. Don't leave home without them. Hilarious. Thanks for sharing that. No problem. I like it. You do? Oh, I like the sound of it. It's good. I mean, like, playing it out in real life, bloody hard to do, unless, again, it was, like, with one of the people that we had, you know, done but the actual idea of, like, some random stranger dude, and that's a lot. That's a tough one.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's why I said it's a fantasy. I hear you saying about the whole camera angles too because I think when you do fantasize, you have these very specific views. Yeah. Well, I mean, for starters, you're just bending over in the alley and exposing your pussy straight away. There's no way that I could see that in this scenario. You'd be still running from the pub out to the classy alley.
Yeah, I'm guessing the classy alley's got like a little hide in it, like a little area that I can just sit in there and peep through with my binoculars. You know what you need to do?
You need to buy a martini bar and it's an underground type like little secretive bar and then it has a little secret panel that goes to a classy alley right and then you can just like go i'm curious as to whether if there if there was an alley set up in a swingers club whether people would use it oh like a fantasy role play room yeah i think there i think i bloody well think people would use that actually because i mean there's some clubs that actually have you know the office set up in them and stuff like that so you can go in there and role play Thank you.
I bloody well think people would use that, actually, because, I mean, there's some clubs that actually have, you know, the office set up in them and stuff like that, so you can go in there and role play. And I want more swingers clubs that actually have little role play rooms. And you know what I would really love to see? That they change every month or something or every quarter. That's fucking impossible. Every quarter. Come on, let's be realistic here. Hey, this is my fantasy, okay?
Oh, no, it wasn't. It wasn't a fantasy.
You didn't you said you weren't gonna we were gonna end on my fantasy so you know yeah no i but i do think that hey club owners out there that have endless amounts of money with you know not making a lot in uh admissions to the club but you know let's live in a fantasy world that every quarter change your little like extra mystery room and theme room i'd love it it'd be bloody awesome just to finish saying an errand so classy alley has cameras in it that you can tap into on your phone exactly so i think that's why a place in a club would be kind of interesting if you had that capability especially if you got you know this is like a roller coaster ride at the at the theme park where you get the photos and the video after for like an extra amount of money would you pay for that yes yeah if they said to you hey daryl like the video that we just took, that's yours for 50 bucks, you'd totally buy it.
I don't know about 50. No, that's not true, of course. Yeah, I mean, that is a very exciting fantasy to me, to have you. I think for me it's about you embracing, there is an inner slut in you that you very rarely embrace because of your history, and it's kind of about me seeing you open as a person as well. Insert pun here about opening pussy as well. I was going to say opening as a flower, and then I thought that was too close as even you'd pull the piss out of that. Oh, I would have.
I'm still thinking about doing that.
But Honey Spoon just said buy two trips to the alley and get one free 50 off wings i don't know whether uh whether buffalo chicken wings would be any good pre and post lifestyle sex i don't think well certainly not pre if you're going to go down on them no if they're spicy spicy wings although depends what you're into because an awful lot because an awful lot of the clitoral stimulation, you know, rub-on gels have stuff in them that's found in that sort of stuff as well.
Certainly not capsaicin but, you know, probably the menthol style. Interesting. So on the chat here we've got the fact that the inner slut fantasy is my thing too. So there you go. I think it's about seeing your partner just unleash themselves, right? Yeah. Unleash the stigma. Well, that's what it is. I think for me it's that stigma. And you've certainly had that impressed upon you deeply throughout your childhood.
So the idea that you could just absolutely unleash and just be as slutty as you wanted without any ramifications, that is really exciting to me. I'd happily see that every couple of weekends. And it doesn't have to be as deeply slutty as what I've just described. And by the way, when we're using the term slutty, we're obviously using that in a positive way, not in a negative. But I would happily see that regularly. So you can organise that for my next major birthday if you want.
Next major yeah so 50 well let's not go throwing around fucking big numbers here but like major major birthdays to me is like you're 21 you know what i mean so like you're next i know but that's that's what i was saying yes but what i'm trying to get away from here is that my next major birthday is my 50th but thank next, no, it is. Major, yeah. Yeah.
In my experience, women tend to be more openly, open and free with their sexuality the older they get because they're embarrassed of themselves when they're younger. Again, stereotype or not stereotype, but broad statement there, I know, and it's not always the case.
And I think you will regret not exploring some of these things when you're younger because as you get older you will feel old yeah oh yeah you'll have some regrets yes maybe not regrets but you just feel old as you get older and because of that you don't feel as sexy while you're doing it okay like what you're saying right i just want to thank everybody for joining uh live chat today thank you for participating and joining us in the game of lifestyle. Really appreciate that.
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