Send us Fan MailLifestyle Stories: Bliss Cruise Part 2: Margaritas, Male Revues Midnight Mischief | Episode 192In this episode of The Swing Nation Podcast, the top-rated podcast about non-monogamy and swinging, Dan and Lacy return for Part 2 of their wild and unforgettable recap of the Bliss Cruise—a full-ship swingers takeover packed with sun, sex, and surprises.Picking up on Day 3 in the Dominican Republic, the crew kicks things off with a clothing-optional catamaran ride before heading back on board, where Lacy and Daphne dive into a steamy male revue. Things heat up fast when Lacy finds herself on stage, fully in the spotlight—and nothing is left to the imagination.From there, it s time for Glow Night on the top deck, where the energy is electric and the party doesn’t stop. On Day 4, they dock in Puerto Rico, and after a little handbag shopping and a lot of margaritas, the crew returns to the ship ready for more. The night wraps with a wild EDM party in the Viking Lounge with DJ Life of Spice, where Lacy finally lets loose—and a spontaneous, unforgettable six-way couple orgy caps off the evening.This episode is packed with laughter, liberation, and raw lifestyle adventures. Don’t miss this no-holds-barred recap of one of the sexiest events on the high seas!- The Swing Nation -Main Website Quick Navigation Website: -- (Find all our social media links more!)- Swinger Society - Our Website to meet, connect events Swinger Society Discord Our Facebook Group- Swinger Websites -Kasadie 90 day free trialUsername: TheSwingNation SDC 14 day free trial Username: TheSwingNation** Use code 36313 for 14 days free! ** SLSUsername: NorthernGuynSouthernGirl- Merch More -Order Your Merch Here!- Lacy’s Fun Links -VIP OnlyFansPREMIUM OnlyFans-- THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS --I Know my Status : Get 15% your first test with by using promo code: Lifestyle https://iknowmystatus.com/ Wisp : Making sexual healthcare inclusive, cost-effective, and accessible—for everyoneUse Code SWING at checkout for 15% off your oder!Shameless Care: ED Medication and at home STD testingUse Code TSN at checkout for $30 off your order!Promescent® Make Love Longer, It’s Time for Great SexUse Code- Thank you for the support! -
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Mm-hmm. And we had just finished in a playroom. Yes. We soft swapped, yeah. With Reno a couple. Yeah. And a little DVP action. Yeah. It's good times. Mm-hmm. Okay. And so that brings us to day three. Yeah. Which, correct me if I'm wrong, but that was glow night. It is. Can I say something, though, before we jump right in? Sure. I just wanted to take a minute to say thank you to everyone in regards to last week's episode. By far, everyone was super supportive.
I got dozens and dozens of texts, snapchat phone calls uh emails I mean even from husbands emailing and and obviously lots of women that were like I feel the same way even like really close friends of mine so thank you all um I really I really appreciate it it's nice to know that I'm not the only one that feels that way um a lot of times I I think least right now with my dad the situation i'm like oh is it that but it sounds like a lot of women go through this in their life at some point or the other so it kind of is nice to know that i'm not alone out there so um thank you all for reaching out and making me feel like not good about the situation but at least not so alone so thank you i just wanted to make sure i said right and so if anybody doesn't know what lacy's talking about for some reason this is the first episode you listened to in the part one um we had a pretty in-depth conversation about where you were in the lifestyle yeah how you felt about playing if you're in the right headspace and that seemed to have resonated with a lot of people yeah i mean you know we often have things that kind of strike a nerve and people multiple people will reach out and kind of talk to us about them um but that one yeah and it was almost immediately yeah thursday shortly after it was released i immediately started getting the messages and stuff so y'all are wonderful thank you very much i think i've seen like one negative yeah get therapy or something like that yeah into medicine it's on reddit reddit yeah get medicine and take and take a break which um you know i don't know it's difficult for us yeah i have mixed emotions emotions about that.
Um, but just to raise clear, I am medicated, have been for a long time and, um, you were doing your best to take care of your mental health. Yes, I am. Okay. So glow night.
So before we kick off what we did on glow night, we probably should say that glow night is like a thing on bliskers it's the best party by far and everybody looks forward to it i will say if i could make a critique to bliss is that they always do it on a night that we're in port and so you're exhausted from the day and then you have to like basically like unless you stay in but you almost have to like turn and burn and then have like a wild night at night so i kind of wish that they would reserve this for like a day at sea but it is an epic party out on the deck it's pretty it's pretty awesome yeah um trying to think if i should say this or not but i've had some conversations with some people in leadership at bliss and one of the ideas that got tossed around was actually doing the party on shore yeah at night yeah which i think that would be yeah no i think that would be really cool too and i'm open to that i just it feels like a very rushed day just because it's like different since this was our first day off the ship and so like getting off getting back on getting ready you know it's just it's just a lot but i mean you're also on a cruise so it's kind of part of it okay so let's go through our day so this day we woke up in dominican republic which is still it to debate if we've been there or not i felt like we hadn't been there before dan thinks we have no 100 we've been there before it's to be determined no it's not to be determined 100 we've been there before after this recording i'll show you a picture of us standing in front of the sign.
Okay. I believe you. So, anyway, Bliss does these, like, Bliss-sponsored catamaran rides, which are supposed to be, like, wild and crazy. And you can go nude or top, whatever you prefer. And they usually sell out, like, pretty quick. And these did, too. Yeah. Yeah. These did, too.
And so, you kind of keep an eye out for them for them and we had one book for the last cruise but i didn't really think about the time when i booked it and it ended up we had to be like off the boat by 8 a.m to like party and we were like absolutely not we missed the last one we booked yeah so we're like okay well let's do let's try again and uh since daphne and mike to be there, we, at least we knew we had like built-in friends to go with us. And this one was not till 1130.
So we were like, we can totally do this. This is totally doable. So we booked that.
But then after we booked it, Bliss announced that they were hosting a pool party, like on the island because this island is like it almost has like an adult water park minus the water slides well i think if it's not bliss cruise kids too oh really oh i guess so it's got like a lazy river it's got bars with like a swim yeah it's almost it reminds me so if you know some of the cruise lines have like private islands yeah where they have you know amusement parks and all this kind of stuff this this stop at the dominican republic is i mean you're in the dominican republic you can do the shopping you can go walk around downtown and all those things but then like off to the side there's like this private resort kind of and it's got a nice thing it's off to the side it's kind of in my opinion right in the middle of it but no no i mean like as soon as you get off the ship it's right there off to the side it's kind of what i mean yeah i got you and you don't have to buy tickets it's all kind of included yeah and it's a really cool stop probably one of my favorite yeah you know cruise ships the stops that we've done yeah so anyway yeah they announced that they're going to do this pool party at the same time that we have the catamaran and dj life of spice was djing the party so we were like well what you know what do we do so we decided to just go on the catamaran because our understanding was the pool party was going to be like most of the day so we thought like if we're turned up from the catamaran we'll just stop at the pool party right and keep partying yeah essentially that's what we thought so um we went on the catamaran, we'll just stop at the pool party.
Right, and keep partying. Yeah, essentially. That's what we thought. So we went on the catamaran, and it was okay. What did you think about it? Yeah, I don't. It wasn't what. Maybe we're spoiled, right? Because I'm definitely used to. When I'm thinking clothing optional catamaran, I'm thinking Hedo. Yeah.
And we've done it at hito with like party mark and stuff it is wild i mean it's turned up people are fucking you know party mark usually brings a bag of toys and he's got vibrators and motor bunnies and people are just like bouncing right snacks off your dick i mean like want you like we have a video catamarans have nude catamarans or clothing optional catamarans have been some of the wildest yeah experiences that we've had in the lifestyle yeah so maybe that's what i was expecting yes now don't get me wrong i love that and we've had some badass experiences like that i also don't mind like a calm day like just being on the water getting to see the ocean this felt more like nudist activity than it did swinger activity yeah for sure um definitely everybody immediately took their top off and don't get me wrong we had a fine time like there was nothing wrong with it at all um i get pretty freaked out by the ocean just in general i'm not like I don't have a phobia or anything like that i'm just i'll go in it i'll do the things i just kind of prefer not to so there was several snorkeling opportunities i got in the water i wasn't going to snorkel but i was got in the water one time and i was like this is just too much so i went back in so i me and daphne enjoyed sitting at the top and tanning and so you just rode around the boat with your top off basically yeah well we so but we took pictures so we started taking pictures of each other you know i mean why not what the hell you're gonna do up there we were drinking and eating snacks and so one of the guys who works on the boat star that was the paparazzi oh the tour guide said when you get on the boat the paparazzi is going to follow us and what he means is photographer i didn't get that's what they brought there was a local photographer that came on the tour boat well the first guy like took our phones and took a couple of us together which we obviously chipped him and said thank you because that was really sweet but then the paparazzi guy came and he was taking like all these pictures we we are butt naked captain's hat on steering the boat i mean like all the things and then when it's done he tries to get us to buy the pictures which we didn't really i didn't really think about it at the time which i should i should have been smarter than that you guys did a full-blown photo shoot with this guy and then you i get on the you know me and mike are snorkeling and i get on the boat and you know we're going to get off the boat and you're like dan buy the pictures no i actually didn't even ask you i told him no thank you i didn't you know i didn't mind to tip him but i wasn't i wasn't gonna i think he said like a hundred bucks or like a legit dslr camera so all the pictures are on his sd card so it's not he can't like airdrop them to us like there's no so he's like oh just give me your credit card and then i'll email them to you or i'll email you a link so he wanted us to give like him write down the credit card information and all of us were like absolutely not and even another lady on the boat she came and found like she didn't come i think we passed each other on another way she said did you ever get those pictures i said we didn't buy them because we were not going to give him our credit card information and she was like same she was like but i really really wanted them so we did all that and then after the fact we're thinking about it and we're like holy shit this guy has got all of these so now he has a whole sd card full of your nudes like who knows where Thank you.
after the fact we're thinking about it and we're like holy shit this guy has got all of these so now he has a whole sd card full of your nudes like who knows where those are going to end up thank god i don't care you know i mean he's probably selling them he probably like that's probably the whole like stick is he like well he's running an amateur porn site okay but let me just tell you if you're going on a catamaran don't let the guy take your pictures because you'll be scammed likely for me i'm pretty open i don't really care well and i don't he might have been legitimate but what i'm not like if i had 50 bucks cash i probably would have gave it to him and just like knowing that you might lose it right and i don't know how much he was even asking i don't think it's a hundred dollars a hundred okay and that's a lot i don't know if i would have done that but um but had i had the cash maybe i would have gave it to him and been like you know if we get it we get it if we don't we don't but i'm not giving some random dude that in the dominican republic who have no idea if he's even a legitimate photographer my credit i just like my credit card to go do whatever he wants yeah he was kind of like one of those guys that like picks up your luggage and carries it for you and then gets mad at you but you don't like diplomat yeah it was like that like different countries or different ways like even like when we got off the catamaran they were pouring water on our feet so like as we walked by so the uh saw or the sand wouldn't be on our feet and they were like wanting tips it was kind of like that he was pretty pushy no we it wasn't like we went and found him like hey can you take pictures he's like he kept coming back Yeah, yes.
I wasn't like, come over here and do this, you know. He was like, come put your pussy in my face. It would make a perfect picture. No, he did not. But, like, he had, like, I'm assuming their flag. He had us hold that. He had a captain's hat. He was like, come sit here.
So we did not but like he had like i'm assuming their flag he had us hold that he had a captain's hat he was like come sit here we so we did we did that anyway we never got the pictures anyway uh okay so then we get off the ship and to be fair it's like a half an hour drive yeah from the port to where the ship was it was fun i don't know if i'd do it again no i would not do it again yeah i think i've learned on bliss cruise and this is like a tip for people unless like a big grouper you are going and it's something that you've always wanted to do like if i was going to bahamas i would probably do like swim of the piss because that's something i've always wanted to do but i would just probably like bliss is more not so much for the excursions and more just like relax.
Yeah, I mean, if you don't get very many opportunities to go on a cruise, like you're saying, and there's some excursion that just you're like, oh, that looks awesome, go do it. But for the most part, these excursions are scams, I feel like. Yeah. Yeah. We've found that we've had the most fun when we just get off the ship and walk around. Mm-hmm. So. Yeah. Okay. All right.
So then we go pumped we're like oh yeah life of spice gonna be djing it's gonna be this nice cool pool party on the beach into the benican republic everybody's gone yeah the whole party's gone everybody's like getting ready to be fair it's getting ready to rain yeah everybody was like oh were y'all here was so cool epic it was amazing the the male dancers were out here dancing and there was edm music and everybody was naked i was a little jealous yeah we we totally missed oh wow we we no we did it's like one of those choose about your own adventure books you know have you ever done that you read a book and it's like okay path a takes you down this dark pathway and put it then you pick one and it's like you're dead yeah yeah i mean i think i still think it was fine i love like being in like on a boat with my hair blowing and stuff like that so i enjoyed it um it probably would have made for a rougher night had we gotten drunk by the pool but you know it is what it is we know for night some right so after that we went back to the room i think we grabbed like a snack and then like some pizza or something and then went back to the room and that was pretty much the day portion of the club um the night portion you mentioned mail review so this is something that I believe the new Bliss owners had added.
I've never seen it in the past. So this is something that i believe the new bliss owners had added i've never seen it in the past this is our third bliss cruise i've never seen on the other two there was no male review so this is the first time we've experienced this yeah so they was like and apparently like dan said they had danced at the pool so it it stirred up some excitement with the ladies everybody was was talking about it. So me and Daphne really wanted to go.
So we were like, let's us go. And then y'all go to the casino. Because I know Daddy Mike had really wanted to go. You wanted to go. So it was kind of like perfect. Yes. Well, so you guys were like, oh, we're going to the mail review. And I was like, you know, go have fun. It's not, I have no issues with that.
And I would go like if you know we were in nashville and like everybody was going out to eat and doing this like i would totally do it i have no issues with you know that but we're on a cruise ship there's a hundred other things to do yeah you guys go do that we'll go to the casino and do some gambling which honestly i probably shouldn't have done because i just all i do is lose money but um you guys went to the mail review so it was pretty it was pretty good we got like front row seat we got there a little early it was a lot of fun um if i'm being honest i i think the mail review guys individually were really good as a group they were just okay their choreography was not really and and i later found out that i don't know if they were a group like i think they just kind of like pulled some guys out of retirement i think yeah i think well i think some of them are probably still doing it actively yeah but it wasn't like they took this group out of vegas who performed together every week yes and brought them on the ship it was kind of like they pieced together a group from what i understand yeah and to be honest with you the mail review guys were all over the ship we saw them oh they were partying they were they were living it up they had the best fucking week they were i mean there's no telling how much they did yeah they i mean they were living it up but for this case um it was really good so i went so at one point they're like if you want a lap dance come get one so me and daphne i was like let's go and she was like no no she was so shy and i was like hell no let's go so the problem was like the lines were long so there was one line that was kind of short so i went and got in that line i was the first one well then the guy disappeared and then so i was like okay fuck it i'll get in this other line so i got my dance which honestly was just okay it was like they were just trying to like get them done oh yeah does that make sense like they gave you like 30 seconds or something yeah but um daphne had my phone and so we have a video of it in my like we would have posted it but my pussy is straight out because i didn't have any panties and we're wearing like a little sundress or something because we're ready for the night portion so we have like our glow wear on so i have this like hot pink glow dress it pussy out everywhere yeah so you were on the stage on the bliss cruise getting a lap dance from some random dude with your vagina just hanging out for everybody to see yes in the middle like it's on the ice skating rink so they cover it up well the funny thing is you know you guys came back and i had lost like a few hundred dollars and and you're like talking about and i'm like fuck i should have just went this sounds more exciting than what i got to see i didn't know you were gonna get pulled up on stage and danced i just thought you're gonna watch dudes dance yeah it was fun they pulled a lot of people so it was entertaining for sure but i will say about halfway through i was done i was like okay i got my dance i was over it i was like ready to go party and have fun yeah um so after that so we went and got y'all and then um we had well we had had dinner before i got out of order sorry we had had dinner before right we went to the normal the dining.
We had had dinner before. All right. We went to the normal, the dining. It was good. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. So after this, we went and changed because like I had that dress on. Glow is really EDM, like really ravy. And so I brought like a bodysuit, some fishnets, all that. So I changed. Yeah, I think I had had a polo shirt or something on it.
I into like a tank top yeah and um we went up to the top the top deck yeah i think did we i'm trying to think oh yes i was trying to think so one of the male dancers wrote on my boot this is when that do you remember all right so we get up to the top deck we're dancing and at some point you know so me and you are right up by the stage uh you know party mark was up there emceeing uh you know life was spice was getting ready to dj and stuff so we wanted to be close at some point i was on the stage yeah so we pretty much like fought our way through the crowd to get up in front of the stage i think the topless travel people mark pulled you up on the on the stage well at some point in time the male dancers showed up and they got up on the stage every dancer every performer got up on the stage at some point yeah Thank you.
Mark pulled you up on the on the stage. Well, at some point in time, the male dancers showed up and they got up on the stage. Every dancer, every performer got up on the stage at some point. Yeah. And so at one point, one of the male dancers comes to you and he's talking to you and I can't hear what he's saying. And then he breaks out a marker and like signs your tit. So what he said to me was like, were you in my line to get a dance? And I said, yeah. He said, I'm sorry.
I had to go change to get ready for he i guess he was the first act after after that so we had to go change and i was like it's my it doesn't fucking matter i'm good i gotta dance you know i'm like okay it's fine i didn't tell him it didn't fucking matter but i was like it's totally fine no problem he's can i sign your boob and i was like okay it was so weird and what did he use to sign your boob a sharpie like a permanent marker yes so he writes it he goes uh that's my show social too and like looks at me like dead in the eye and i'm like dude like he left his instagram handle on you yes i'm like this is not happening i mean he was very good looking yeah good looking dude but like not like this isn't magic mike this isn't somebody anybody would know who he was no yeah but he like would come he found me every time like the rest of the time like it it was odd i mean it was fine i was flattered but i had to scrub that shit off though i was pissed like later on later i don't know if it's the next night or later in the night or the next day but lacy's in the shower going that motherfucker wrote on me with permanent marker because it was like right in my cleavage like it was it was not you couldn't hide it no i got it off don't worry um but anyway the party was epic um they had the violinist out there again.
It ended up raining at some point in it. My only critique would be they stopped the party to have the light show dancer. So there was like Illuminati. I don't know what you call Illuminati. I don't know. There's something.
They had like all these things that lit up and they were like gymnast and it was really cool they did that first um and i think they were going to have the male dancers i don't know but they ended up stopping the party for like 30 minutes yeah so the problem which tend to be a theme throughout this cruise right the problem is everybody crowded into the stage and there was nowhere there was like no once everybody got in position there's nowhere to go without basically stepping on people yeah and so halfway through the night they're like you need to clear back because they wanted to use these they wanted to use the the glow dancers whatever the illuminati whatever they were called called themselves um they wanted them to dance but basically they they had to clear like a 20 by 20 area on the dance floor to do that and it just it was weird it kind of killed the vibe it did i mean i understand because it was super cool the lights especially with all the glow stuff and everything i thought it was it was pretty badass and they had done, like, a full-fledged performance that we missed.
So I'm glad that we got to see at least a little bit of it. But in hindsight, I think they should have put them up, like, had everybody get off the stage and maybe put them up there by the DJ so that way the party could continue.
And if I had to give, if Bliss came to me and said, what is something that we could do different, that that would be it right i do get that they were really cool and they wanted to show off these awesome performers that they have listen we host parties we understand that and so we get it but i think they just i don't know it took something away from it stopping yeah we've done the same but to be fair we've done the same thing we have we've cleared dance floors to do to have uh you know dancers and stuff do stuff and it it always kind of goes the same way where it it kills the vibe of the dance floor and then once you do that it's really it takes time to then get that energy back yeah i mean so it is a general rule we try not to do that now so i was vibing i was having a blast i was dancing i was sweaty as hell but i was dancing i was having so much fun and you and daphne and mike were like ready to fuck and so i was like okay playroom and i was a little disappointed i'm not gonna lie because i was having a lot of fun like life of spice was about to come on he was out there ready and i don't know i was i was just having a good time and so y'all were like no let's go let's go so we ended up leaving the party and went back to our room to change into fuck clothes into fuck clothes yes and then didn't we walk through the playroom and it was packed i think so most every night we walked through the playroom and then we're like well shit and then so what we ended up doing is coming up to the promenade so like we talked about before with where they did that party and play there's a part of the top deck that was basically kind of a playroom and so we went up there and fucked which honestly is the best place to fuck in the whole ship because the air is coming through there so it was it was so good compared to every other room there that was hot having that breeze it was amazing and it was never crowded either because i think it was a more public area i guess it didn't it was it seemed more like you were just fucking somewhere on the ship than it being like an actual playroom yeah um and there was not a lot of people there again i was i was still ready to dance i was like a little i felt like i kept trying to wander and go out to the club and i was kind of i was in a pissy mood i'm not gonna lie yeah i could feel that energy because you just wanted to fuck yeah well here's the problem the problem that we always have is we are always kind of the leaders of the group yeah and so everybody's always looking to us and it's probably because we're usually or me specifically are usually the ones that are like it's time to fuck so it's almost like if we don't initiate that then nobody it doesn't happen you know i mean and so when i can tell like other people in the group are ready to go play or go to the playroom and stuff do you feel pressure to like right to like be the leader and be like okay guys come on so you know otherwise i think if you were like you know what i want to hang out and dance a little bit more before we go to the playroom i would just be like okay cool let's hang out and dance a little bit yeah but if we hang out and dance a little bit more than nobody else will you know they all want to go fuck but they won't unless we go or generally speaking people won't unless we go so it kind of i feel like torn like that we have to go lead everybody well we used to be really good about 12 o'clock on the dot we're wrapping this up we're going to play around people expect that from us now um but late not lately but i mean like the last six months year i don't know i guess maybe i enjoy music more i don't know but like they're not every time but a handful of times i just genuinely am having fun i don't really want to peel away from it yeah and this is one of them i was just it was glow night we were in the middle of the caribbean the winds blowing love of spices dj and it's just i don't know we ended up so you ended up fuckingaphne and then me some.
And then we ended up going back out there for a little bit. Yeah. But at that point you were, I could tell you were kind of over it. Well, yeah. Cause like I had missed it and like not very many people were out there.
And, um, I think at some point it had rain, which I'm not like a big, like, I don't dance in the rain, but that would kind of been like a pretty cool experience you know um so and i even heard somebody like we had dinner with somebody the next night and they were like oh we were out there and it was raining and we were jumping and it was like so cool and think about like we've done that at hito where we were oh yeah in the water totally cool yeah and it's so fun um it's kind of like one of those experiences that you can't really describe to somebody and you just kind of have to be in it core memory experience yeah so it was like a little disappointed especially because like it wasn't like i went and had this big orgy and did all these fun things i mean i love fucking you but i could have fucked you after in our yeah so and this is what happened right so we're all like oh we're gonna go to the playroom and so we go to the playroom but then like not everybody shows up and then we end up on the promenade with just us and daphne like you know so it's like the whole thing kind of unraveled and so it turns out you were right we should have just stayed and danced which i love daphne and mine absolutely no nothing against them no absolutely yeah um it wasn't anything to do with them i was just having like a really good time and i just i don't know Thank you.
in mind absolutely no nothing against them no absolutely yeah um it wasn't anything to do with them i was just having like a really good time and i just i don't know you can't win them all no you know what it's kind of like the you know choose your own adventure with the catamaran this was a choose your own adventure we chose to go to the player and have an orgy i was not mad i wasn't stomping my feet i you know or anything like that i still had a great time i just wanted to dance a little more i think we've all been there afterwards we went we ended our night at the wind jammer which was classic yes uh and then bed yeah okay i think now's the perfect time to take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the swing nation podcast and then when we get back i'd like to say i think when we get back we're talking a little bit, I think when we get back, we're talking a little bit about how Lacey got her groove back.
A little bit. I think we're about to hit that time in the journey. Yeah. Because let's be honest, the first three days, I don't think you were 100% in it. You know what I mean? And I think that's part of the ebbs and flows that we went through the first couple of days is your headspace too. Yeah. All right.
We'll be right back guys lacy we don't support brands and companies and things that that we don't personally enjoy yeah we we use all of our sponsors like a hundred percent and so we very much enjoyed this one. Yeah. So one of our newer sponsors is Shivers. Yeah. And specifically Shivers Intimacy Gummies. Yeah. If you're listening, you know, if you heard our Kinky Cabin episode, we had a little experience with these Intimacy Gummies, and I can 100% guarantee you they work. Yeah.
I mean, you don't get, like, really messed up or anything, but it just, like, kind of makes you tingly all over, if that makes sense. Like, I feel goose. When I was coming, I almost had, like, goose bumps on me. It just, I don't know how to explain it, but it just kind of, like, makes everything very sensitive.
And it made me feel like i was 18 and needing all to do all of the things yes uh so if you you know are interested in thc based products and would like to try something that maybe it would enhance your intimacy we highly recommend going to um shivers dot store and then if you use code tsn saves you 10 yeah right so go check them out shivers uh shivers dot store code tsn check out those intimacy gummies yeah get you some take them like at home with your spouse just try it out like maybe go to dinner take it on the way home let it all kind of like you know like soak in and then by the time you're ready to hit the bedroom you're going to be like ripping each other's clothes off it's it's really hot right and then once you have that experience i want you to email us at the swing nation at gmail.com and tell us what you think of the intimacy gummies yeah i promise you're going to enjoy them it was fun my favorite type of swinger is a safe swinger one that has done all the work before they even get to the club before they get to the party and they know that they are sti negative they've got it all figured out before they walk in so that way when it's time to play they play, they don't even have to like skip a beat.
They're just like, here are our results. You can look at them on my phone or you can look them up for yourself. We were tested. Everything came back negative. We're good to go. That's my favorite type of swinger. What about you, Dan? I'm kind of one of those guys.
If you want to fuck like a porn star, you probably should get tested like a porn star star if we've learned anything over the last four years of doing this podcast is not all tests are the same the tests you're getting at your doctor might not be all the tests that you need if you're going to be actively participating in this lifestyle yeah if you go to your doctor and say i need a full panel std sti test that's whatever they think a full panel is there's not like a rule book that says you should check for these 10 things or 12 things heck we've been to some doctors and they have no idea what even should be tested for and what shouldn't so your best bet is to use i know my status because they know we're swingers they know what we to.
They've been testing porn stars for years. So they know how to get you tested and ready to go and have lots of fun. Yeah, they really are the gold standard in STI testing for the adult industry. And swingers, we're fucking a lot like porn stars. So those are probably the same tests that you need to be getting.
So head on over to I Know know my status get signed up um if you're in the florida or vegas or orlando area um there's an office you can go in and get tested and you get your results back as soon as the same day if not they have draw labs located across the country yeah where you can go and you can get tested um and same they'll mail your result or your your labs into to the lab and you'll get your results back I think you know as soon as a day or two depending on how long it's pretty quick it's worth notating if you go to your family doctor and they're testing for basically everything but maybe they're missing like a mouse swap or an engine test some of the newer things that you, you know, maybe our family doctors are not testing for.
Yeah, testing for. You can go to I Know My Saddest and just purchase those tests. You don't have to go and spend, you know, a lot of money to pay for the whole thing. You don't have to do that. You can just go and be tested for the things that you need. Right. Yeah.
And you could even, you know, if you want to, you could call them and say, hey, these are the tests I get i get from my local doctor what am i missing yeah and i'm sure they they would have a conversation with you about what they think you should be getting tested for and then you can order just those tests and go get those done we had a friend not long ago that somebody that they were engaging with wanted her to be tested for mgen she had they just go to their local doctor they know they're swingers it's not a deal.
And so they went to a draw facility in their town and just were tested for that one test. And, of course, it came back negative, no issues, and they were good to play. Right. So go check out iknowmystatus.com. Go get tested like a porn star today so that we can play safe at our next event. Yeah. All right, guys.
Lacey, we talk a lot on this podcast about lifestyle insurance and how it's very common for almost every male in the lifestyle to use some form of ED medication to make sure when that time comes that he cooperates. Yeah. So we highly recommend if you need ED medication that you go to Shameless Care for that. And there's a couple different reasons why. One, they're one of the cheapest on the market. Yeah. Right? So some of these other companies, they mark that prescription way up.
Shameless Care is one of the cheapest. And the second thing I like that they do is they don't walk you into a subscription. Yeah. It's really cool because when it's like almost time, like they think you might be needing some, they actually email you and say, hey, do you need a refill? If you don't respond, you just don't get any. But if you want some, you can just respond back to them. Right. There's other brands where you pay this monthly subscription and they send you ED medication.
The next thing you know, you get 15 bottles of ed medication sitting around the house um and your card is still getting charged monthly and then to try to cancel it it's a big pain in the butt with shameless care you don't have to worry about any of that right so there's no subscription you just go to the website you order it when you need it if you don't need it you don't you don't um don't order it again until you do need some more so i love love that.
Shameless Care, lifestyle friendly, right? They got doctors in all 50 states that they know about performance anxiety. They know you're in the lifestyle. So go to shamelesscare.com forward slash TSN. Get your ED medication subscription through a company that really understands the lifestyle. Yeah, they do. All right, guys.
welcome back uh when we left you we just finished glow night uh which ended up with me fucking you and daphne uh on the top deck yeah which was actually we didn't really talk about that much but we like held the, held the bars, like, overlooking the beach. I do remember that. I mean, overlooking the water. Yeah, like, there was, like, a bar, which was, like, a handle where you could, like, hold it, and all you could see was, like, the ocean. Now, it's pretty cool. Yeah, so, what do they call it?
The promenade? Is that what it's called? No, it was. The solarium? Solarium.
Right, so, what this space is meant to be is like kind of indoor outdoor sun deck area for adults only right but they had put these beds in place and so where they had put the bed was just underneath one of the handrails to where you kind of hold on to the handrail to look out the glass or whatever well that handrail was just the right height so that you could hold on to the handrail while you were riding my dick like uh not not what would you on top so you got on top of me you actually reverse cowgirl me held on to the handles and you're like out overlooking the water as you're running that dick yeah that's pretty hot not a bad way to end the night not at all even though lacy wanted to dance sorry i was having fun okay okay so day four um we slept in because i think we've had a pretty late pretty much every night it's like a two two thirty night well i don't think life's spice even came on to like one one yeah something like that yeah and i think he went to like three i don't know if they shut him down early but i think his set was pretty late so we hung out with him for a little while after we got done fucking and yeah it was pretty late by the time we got to bed yeah and after we went and ate and then all that yeah yeah so we slept in because this day we arrived in puerto rico and we didn't get there till like noon so we knew um we're not morning people so we were able to sleep in go have lunch And then not really rushed to get off the ship but kind of took our time so um you had never been to Puerto Rico I have I had went once on the cruise years ago and so I was really excited for you to go because I remember it being one of my top favorite stops on cruises before just really good sightseeing and stuff so super excited about that so um we really just got off the ship and wandered around what do you think of it uh i don't know so if i'm being completely honest to me a lot of those ship stops are the similar they're very they are very similar and most of it is shopping which i really don't care that much about anyway so like puerto rico was beautiful that that stop was beautiful the cobblestone streets there was like a castle thing there um so super pretty city but you're not even shopping i don't really care yeah yeah we did find this little shop if it was me i probably would have went and like explored the the forts and like the history part of it that be me, but nobody else wanted to do that.
Well, it was really hot and humid, and we had saw another couple, and they were like, it's a lot of walking, and it's all uphill. And I was like, yeah, I don't know about that. I don't know about all that. You were like, let's go shopping instead. But it was still fun because we got to explore the city. So we kind of got, yeah.
Walking was fun it is a very beautiful area yeah um we did find this like little bar and they had super cheap drinks but you're not going to talk about the purses oh yeah so we ended up buying a bunch of fake designer bags um me and do a whole thing this is how we spent our day you know we're like oh we walked around the city and it was so beautiful no we went from purse stand to purse stand so that you and Daphne could find the perfect fake purse yeah but we still saw the city while we were doing that that was the day in Puerto Rico no we saw the city we did I mean we did we walked around but most of the reason we were walking around was to go find all these purse stands and see what they had.
Yes or no? That's the way you look at it. I look at it as we explore the city. And while we were doing that, we stopped at the shops that seemed appropriate for our shopping. Yes. Okay, leave me alone. But we did find a bar. Right.
So after we get done shopping and finding well in the middle because remember we went back and got the perfect three purses yeah uh then we were walking back to the ship and we're like you know what let's sit down yeah we had some time before this you know before we had to be on the ship we're like let's sit down and let's drink some margaritas in puerto rico like that seems you know something like that seems and i don't even know if margaritas are really like a port but every single bar had them so it seemed to be a thing so it was just drinks i mean like fruity drinks so yeah well but they were all advertising their like special margaritas yeah so yeah we sat there and got drunk basically and they had cheese dip and salsa they had good margaritas yeah they.
They weren't really cheap, but they were cheap compared to the cruise ship. Yeah. Like, you know. Yeah. No, that's true. And what's fun, we were probably there for like two hours or so. And then after we had got drunk, then I went back and bought two more purses. Yeah. Because I just needed more. And then we got on the ship. Correct. Yeah. So our Puerto Rico day was purse shopping and drinking margar burgers. We get it, Dan. Thank you. Okay.
So after that, we get on the ship and we really just wanted to relax. I mean, we were kind of tired and stuff, but we had planned a dinner with a couple of content creator friends.
People give content creators a bad rap um i i actually saw this one couple post on reddit hey looking for content creators that are going on blues people tore him apart because like how dare they be a content creator and go to a lifestyle party um but somehow we were able to connect uh so a friend of ours connected them but then i realized that was who had posed and then so it was us daphne and that couple and then they had some friends uh there as well so we all had dinner this themed night was animal no it's lord of the jungle theme right which is basically animal print stuff yeah yeah a lot like Daphne was like said jane and tarzan i was like i'm just wearing animal print that's just too hard some people did go in like full like a lion yeah or an elephant or like some people went they were they were an animal yeah yeah no but that was super nice to meet them and yeah we got introduced to them by a mutual friend yes um and it's for us it's like networking it's also really neat to sit down with someone and find out what they do differently because what we do we've just taken little pieces from all these different people and just applied it to ourselves um and you know after that we did tick tocks we you know each night we were doing tick tocks in the playroom so you can if you see couples in animal print these that's the couple that's who we're talking about they're on our tiktok and instagram yeah and then they had a conjoined room which was pretty cool to go see and they had put up like a fake glory hole in their room so they could do like content themselves in their room people not not where people can see privately and so i made a couple of tick we all did made a couple of tick tocks with the glory hole with the glory hole um i think tiktar didn't like those very much right no yeah i think it got flagged of course but yeah it was still pretty funny yeah uh we don't you know we've only done one ever glory hole content for only fans yeah i think we need to do that again we could totally make that thing that oh yeah we need to do like next time we have a hotel room with two rooms we need to do something like that but it's funny because like the comments are like i see the the walls move yeah because it was like a like it's almost like they yeah like they'd taken like uh Like wrapping paper or something.
Yeah, yeah. It was like brick.
But it was like a like it's almost like they'd yeah like they'd taken like um like wrapping paper yeah yeah it was like brick but it was actually pretty genius and you could really use it like if your friends were next i mean no i think they were using yeah no they really were but i'm saying like not because you wanted to film content but like if your neighbors just were next door and you wanted if you just wanted to have a glory whole experience it totally would totally work yeah um after that we went to the viking lounge again for dj life of spice uh this was by far when am i like this and we did it one other night we've already talked about that but this viking lounge with him and the violinist was like yeah one of my favorites you know i think i said the last time that was my favorite night but i think this time actually was a little better because i think everybody now understood what was going on right the first time everybody's like why is there a dj in here and a violinist and then this time everybody's like oh this is a fucking edm party let's let's party yeah so i think the second night definitely was a little higher energy than the first night even yeah and he And he's actually posted some videos.
One of the videos I saw, you can see you in the video with your shirt off and you're talking to the owner of Bliss. Yeah. So I thought that was pretty cool. I don't, I couldn't really make me out in the crowd, but I could definitely make you out. But it was just a really fun time, just like dancing and having fun.
This is the night that the owner came up and grabbed my face and said lacy and i met the owner's wife in the bathroom and she was really sweet so it was just really fun to to hang out and dance and and party and all the things yeah again that smaller club you know and then with the edm kind of vibes and you know a group of people that shared that energy i think was it was a good time okay so while we're dancing and stuff there is a couple of couples behind us and one of the couples we know like friends of friends i had made tickiktoks with her just this past secret so like a couple weeks before this we had done some group tiktoks and stuff but the other people i didn't know really um but we had been talking and chatting with them throughout the evening because like the way our seats were sitting they were right directly behind it yeah So we you know had chatted and stuff and it's daphne and mike had already gone to bed and me and you were sitting there getting not we're getting our stuff ready and i don't know what happened but somehow we said we're going to the playroom at some point i think you were we were just done and i was like well do you want to go to the playroom and and fuck and this time i don't know if it was the dancing i don't know if it was the energy i don't know again i don't know what stars have to align necessarily to where you're in this headspace but you were like yes i want you to take me to the playroom and fuck me um and then i was like saying goodbye to that those couples that were behind us we were saying goodbye and we're and i don't know if it was me or you said oh we're going to the playroom and they said oh and i think you said do you guys want to come with us like you invited them well i think i thought they were coming too and they were like so i misunderstood but it was the best misunderstanding ever because i didn't quite realize what happened because then all of a sudden everybody's getting up and we're going together and you were like you invited them and i was like i did you were like yeah and i was like okay cool yeah and i was 100 like down for it right i was just saying goodbye and i don't i don't even i don't know if i mentioned and they're like oh goodbye and you're like yeah we're going to the playroom and i was like yeah we're gonna go to the playroom and fuck maybe i said are y'all coming right and you're like are y'all yeah and you're like are you guys coming and they like kind of looked at us and looked at each other and looked at us and they're like yeah sure yeah so we change and we go up to the playroom and they're standing out well first of all they're standing out there in the one couple that we did not know which i think this is worth mentioning because i thought this was like so stand up before we could even walk up he was like hey I didn't know if like me and my wife were invited because we we don't know y'all and stuff like that he's like no hard feelings if this just wants to be the four y'all the four that knew each other basically no hard feelings we're we're good I just wanted to throw that out there and I was like no y'all were fine i mean he was handsome she was beautiful i was like but i thought that was like real stand-up because we all know those people that just kind of tag along right so i really felt i really thought that was worth mentioning because not everybody does that um but they told us that the playroom was completely full so somehow we no i think it was getting ready to close oh i think if i remember i think they were like oh it closes in 10 minutes or it was something like oh okay they're not letting anybody else in i think okay so somehow we decided to go to our room which is again out of our norm because we don't usually have orgies in our room right so we're like let's go fuck and we all like where else can we fuck and we kind of all like look at each other and i think we were all thinking the same thing that well i don't want to suggest my room because it's trash yeah and we're like so i was like well i guess we go to our room and i knew we had the balcony room and it's a little bit bigger than some of the rooms so i was like we can go to our room and they're like okay yeah and then as we're walking into our room we're like hey it's a little bit trash yeah and they're like oh that's why we didn't want to do our room because it's trash.
It's fine. It's totally fine. So I think we're all kind of thinking the same thing. Yeah. And it was awesome. We all fucked. And it was amazing. Yeah. One of my better experiences from just like essentially strangers. Because like I did know the one girl casually, like not like. Yeah.
I went back and looked and looked at their profile i didn't really they've been to quite a few of our parties yeah so i've i've seen her and i recognized her she's really good friends with southern bella so and i can remember i've seen her a bunch and i remember this last secret she has she her body looked really good and it just something i remember things she had this like butter yellow yellow bikini on and i remember thinking damn she looks good and it really stood out to me um so i i think i knew she was going on the cruise i think um southern bella had told me but had no like it wasn't really something i thought about you know i wasn't like oh let's find them and play or anything like that it just kind of happened and it was surprisingly very good it was very good yeah for like three couples that didn't really know each other that well well i think and they had met on the cruise yeah they had met on the cruise so i think they had already played at least once or i kind of got the impression that they had been hanging out throughout the week so yeah um so for like and this is you know before when we talked about the bliss cruise ahead of time you know i one of the things i had mentioned was you know going into this cruise i kind of want to go with the wind and if if it takes us you know like yeah i didn't want to overthink play and i just kind of want and you know i i think because of your headspace you maybe weren't as able to do that as much as i had hoped but this was a good example of yeah there was no overthinking we just went with it and it it was amazing yeah this was very much like yolo like we're on the ship daphne and mike are sleeping they missed out you were squirting i think everybody squirted all the girls were squirting.
Our bed was – But I have a pro tip. I have a pro tip. So I laid in the spot that I slept. So everybody squirted on my side of the bed. Yeah. I squirted a little. Oh, here's another pro tip. But I – It was on my side. So it was like where my feet go. So like I'm down with sleeping in my own squirt. I mean, I don't want to. Let's make that super clear. But like if I'm going to, I'd rather it be my own bodily fluids than somebody else's. So that's what you do, ladies, if you play in your room.
Another pro tip, and we actually learned this from them. As we're getting ready to fuck, I was like, oh, shit, we forgot our waterproof blanket. Because we have a waterproof blanket. Why we didn't bring it on the Bliss Cruise, I think we just assume we're going to be. We just don't normally fuck in our room.
We're going to be fucking in the playroom, so we didn't bring it on the bliss cruise i think we just assume we just don't normally fuck in our room we're going to be fucking in the playroom so we didn't really worry about it um and so when we said that one of the couple goes oh there's extra blankets under the bed and i was like really and they're like yeah there's quilts under the bed so we start digging underneath the bed and sure enough there's these two like pretty thick quilts so we grabbed those and we put them on the bed and thank god because that bed would have been absolutely destroyed like yeah those quilts got destroyed and i think it got through a little bit on my side to the sheet but not very much it didn't i slept great when it not been for those that bed would have been yeah you've been sleeping in the only thing that i wish we would have done that we didn't do was like go out on the balcony that would because that's fun you know to like fuck a stranger on a balcony see this is the in this this night this is this is why i'm like that's lacy like i felt like this night encapsulated that you weren't in your head you weren't thinking about it you were just going with it and you were coming and squirting and fuck me harder daddy like all of the things yeah so i don't know how we got there i don't either yeah i don't either and it's really hard for me to explain it just like all the things like i said earlier i didn't hurt that that one guy had a giant i mean he had a giant he did and he was on trimax and so it stayed hard the whole time i mean i don't want to discount the other guy because the other guy was really awesome too.
But the one guy was like, you know, I'm not like a size queen at all. You say that, but then you're always talking about big dicks. I'm not. I'm not like disappointed if you have an average or smaller. I'm not disappointed.
But when somebody like you don't expect it and all of a sudden they like pull out this big giant thing, you're like okay thank you you know um and that was kind of the situation i didn't expect it and so and girls would rather be surprised than like a guy being like oh you got a giant dick and then you pull out a normal it's just an average dick and then you're disappointed about an average dick right but they both guys were a lot of fun i had a blast under promise over perform yeah and the women were beautiful and so sexy and everyone just kind of like owned their and one thing that i can remember the one wife that had the curly hair she you fucked her and then used the wand and like she was making demon noises she really liked it i really liked it yeah it was really hot Um, but it was, it great time i don't did we go eat snacks i feel like we didn't this is like the one night we did no we i think we're already in our room and we just crashed out i think yeah well we have still had two more days and i don't think we rushed them at the end of this podcast i think we saved them for next for part three yeah because i was a freaky girl the other two nights too you were so we need to really be able to talk about it okay all right so lacy got her groove back i think that might be the title of this this episode yeah and it took just two random strangers who you didn't even think about lacy who you accidentally invited to an orgy somehow i did it was the best accidental invite ever you could put like lacy fucked strangers so i really think like up until this point i was like i don't lacy just she's just not in the right headspace for this trip i don't think and then all of a sudden this just happened and i was like what the just happened yeah like where did this come from i don't fucking know from that point on it was almost like a light switch yeah it was almost you were like okay i'm here i can do this yeah i i was overthinking i was in my head overthinking just a lot and you're right as soon is this click i felt much better lighter um and i was like i was kind of sad the cruise was over but also like kind of ready to be home like don't get me wrong um like she's like i'm ready to fuck now let's go yeah what do you mean we have to get off the ship this is bullshit yeah that's kind of how it was yeah um, it made me, like, excited.
We're going to Tempted this weekend. So when you hear this, it made me excited for this weekend. So hopefully. Me and you have not had a lot of sex because I've not felt good. You're still recovering from the bliss cruise. I am. If we're being honest. Yeah, I am.
And so we have had have had sex like very little since we got home and so um i'm curious to see how this weekend and how the recap for this weekend's ago because like part of me wants to go be like wow live it up again but also don't want to break my pussy again well time will tell stay tuned to the swing nation podcast to one hear part three of the bliss cruise yeah when lacy gets her freak back yeah uh and then to continue listening um because we're going to louisville kentucky this weekend for swinger society takeover of club tempted and apparently lacy wants to break her pussy again and so i don't to break it.
See if that does or does not happen in Kentucky. I just want to have fun and laugh and dance with my friends. And Kentucky tends to bring that out. I'm excited. We got the DJ booth dialed in. I got all kinds of new toys, lights, and LED screens.
And I think this is going to be the most epic is that it should be yeah we have all the things in place for it to be a good party it is your first time with all this stuff none of it might work i set it up in in the office i was raving in the back office here yeah in our storage yeah i think it's going to be awesome i think it might take you like a couple of tries to like really dial it on you but even even if like half the stuff works it'll still be really really cool yeah for sure so just set proper expectation don't we getting pissed off if something doesn't work right um but yeah uh so after that we have splash atlanta coming up and you um they still day passes so if you're in the southeast and maybe you don't want to come and stay at the hotel or maybe you just want to come and stay down the road and just drive over if you're not super comfortable about being in that environment you're just maybe new um i still think there's rooms available too which is ideal but either way you can go to swingersity.net just get the room like just get a room if there's rooms available just get a room because if you don't what you're gonna do is you're coming you're gonna come on a day pass and you're gonna be like shit i wish i had a room yeah for sure share with someone if that's if you're comfortable doing that a lot of people do that yeah swingersity.net and like lacey said you know if you maybe just want to come to the pool party just see what it's about you're probably going to end up staying and wanting want a room for the night you know but just come out i do like one of my favorite things about splash is we're not the ones hosting the party yeah and so it's a lot lower stress for us and so we usually have more fun it seems like yes because we're not we're not stressed about the the back side of the party yes it's a good party like every one of our friends always go so it's like built in great time just because our friends are there um not to mention splash itself is a wonderful lifestyle business who throws not only safe but fun parties and so hats off to them we are huge supporters of splash and everything that they do so um people ask a lot what is your what should be the first hotel taker that we go to i think splash is a very well very organized um they kind of set the bar to some of these smaller hometown places i think once you see a splash and you go to like a smaller one you're like damn that's really good they were really good so yeah um that would just be my advice they're just really cool people absolutely uh so go check out swingersociety.net come party with us in um louisville and then come party with us in atlanta yeah and we got events coming up in houston we're going to be at naughty new orleans we're going to hito there's all kinds of somebody just booked hito today which i thought it was sold out so there must have been a cancellation or something and somebody got a room so uh you know maybe there's still a chance you can get to hito uh email admin at swinger society if you want to put we do know another friend of ours got last minute tickets too so i think people probably cancel and then they're able to slide you in the spots.
Secrets in September. We still have a couple of ours got last-minute tickets, too. So I think people probably cancel and then are able to slide you in those spots. Secrets in September. We still have a couple of rooms left for that, not many. So if you want to come to Secrets, it's always amazing. So swingercity.net. We hope to see you guys at a party soon. Yeah. All right. I think with that, in a world full of apples. Be the pineapple. Be the pineapple, guys. Bye. Bye.
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