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That that's right if you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and tiktok head on over to swingersociety.net can't wait to see you there hey there pineapple people and welcome to the swing nation podcast we are your host northern guy and southern girl in today's episode we are gonna talk about a recent experience we had yeah a little i was gonna say impromptu trip to nashville but it wasn't really impromptu at all it wasn't it snuck up on us but it was not impromptu so um we actually went to nashville to hang out with a couple all weekend long um we met them at secrets in march and wanted to plan something to hang out with them and i think like probably april-ish we planned to meet them in june because that's how our schedule is yeah yeah so we we had hung out with them a little bit at secrets but because we were hosting the event uh we didn't get to we kind of hung out with them uh here and there yeah they were a hot commodity i felt like they were like the hot new couple the hot new couple yeah um so they are forbidden freaks if you follow them on tiktok and they're part of swinger society and all the things but we actually met them at secrets we i'd seen her on tiktok and so i knew who she was so i was pretty excited our room that we had at secrets was literally above above theirs yeah so every time i would like walk down the stairs i would walk past their room and i would like peek in their window like that sounds very creepy but it's actually encouraged it's kind of what you do and you leave your blinds open so people can peek in there so like i felt like i was like trying to throw the hints out um i didn't know if they picked them up but i felt like is that a swinger like that's how you hit on swingers did you peek in their windows at events yeah it's like a swinger move like you stop and wave and say hello and speak what you're doing in there yeah and they had some friends that shared a room with them which they were hot as well so it just was i don't know it was just like a way of flirting but like i said before they were they seemed to be busy and everybody seemed to be into them so we kind of annoyed did we have the time to really yeah we got to chat with them a little bit and i think we flirted with them a little bit we had a few conversations in the pool with them about how long you guys been in the lifestyle and you you know, what are you guys into?
We had all those conversations. We just didn't really get to connect from there. No, but we did connect after and kind of tentatively planned for this past weekend. Well, by the time you hear this, it'll be a few weeks out, but it was about the middle of June.
We had one weekend free and we were like we can do something that weekend and that's the only weekend so um we planned to go to nashville it was a good middle way point for both couples we got um an airbnb together which was always fun um it was only the four of us which the last few times that we've done anything like this there's been a lot more people so it was kind of fun and kind of different just being the four of us yeah yeah no it was nice so yeah i don't know we're trying to think probably daphne and daddy mike is probably the last ones we ever just like went somewhere and did something just the four of us yeah but it's been quite a while since we've been able to do that because whenever we go somewhere or do something it seems like we always have a group of at least like 10 couples going and doing stuff uh yeah so it was nice that you know three months ago we're able to like hey let's pick a weekend and we we picked this weekend and uh we're we're able to do it just just the four of us it was real nice we were open to more people coming it just ended up the four of us and i didn't hate it it was a good time no complaints yeah okay so we got into town friday i actually um we got botox on the way i get my botox in nashville anyway so i had kind of yeah so this is an inside joke with lacy lacy tends to schedule um things around events like it doesn't matter if we are going to go do something and it's like a you know a thing you have to travel and pack and go and you know do a big thing she'll try to sneak something else into it um it happens every time um we've bought cars on the way to lifestyle events before um yeah i've gotten lip filler on the way but now i got botox i've like tried to stop and buy stuff like i guess i'm like a two birds one stone kind of girl no you're uh like 50 birds packed into um a tiny birdhouse type of girl no so i get my botox in nashville anyway and i had an appointment for wednesday that week so it didn't make sense to drive several hours twice that week no tell the truth your botox appointment interfered with your hair appointment which interfered with your nail appointment and so to shuffle them all and make it work so you could do all of the appointments in the week leading up to this event I don't know.
appointment interfered with your hair appointment which interfered with your nail appointment and so to shuffle them all and make it work so you could do all of the appointments in the week leading up to this event uh you had to move your botox to friday correct but i could have also moved it to thursday i just chose to move it to friday because it didn't make sense to drive there thursday come home and then drive back there friday so it made sense to just do it all honestly of all the things that you've planned on on lifestyle trips or around you know all the things you've tried to cram into our trips this was probably the most or the least disruptive one that you've done no and honestly it got us out the door like we had to pack the night before because we had to leave by like 11 to get there on time so if anything it kind of gave us a little bit of a pep in our step to get out yeah get out the door so we go to nashville i get my botox it's like a 20 minute appointment it's super quick and then we head over to our airbnb which is probably about 20 minutes from downtown but it's definitely one of those airbnbs where they um it's made for that's the red this was an airbnb neighborhood yeah i don't remember we talked a little bit to the and then we'll get into why they got the owner the property manager was there we talked i was chatting with him a little bit and he's like i guess one of the buildings in that neighborhood was like the owners and all of the rest of them were airbnbs and they were all like built the exact same and like to the down to the like they all had pool tables in the garages and stuff like um and yeah it was it was kind of weird so everybody around us was definitely there for for nashville for bachelorette bachelor if you don't know if you've never been to nashville or don't know much about nashville it is the bachelor bachelorette capital of the world yeah so this is if you're getting married um i think vegas is too but if you're getting married and you want to have a bachelor party going to nashville for that is like the thing to do and if you go down on bourbon or not bourbon street we're just talking about not in new orleans if you go down on broadway on any given friday or saturday night you're gonna see a bunch of girls running around with sashes and pink cowboy hats on and and drunk uh guys being ridiculous yeah um um all over broadway correct so that's pretty much where we were staying um we get there and dan realizes that the hot tub is broke.
Now we had picked We'll see you next time. We get there, and Dan realizes that the hot tub is broke. Now, we had picked this hotel or this Airbnb specifically for the hot tub because we were going to do – this trip was pretty much about OnlyFans. Well, and having hot sex with a hot couple. Right.
So, for Ben Freaks freaks they are only fans creators and that that was kind of a perk to this i mean i think we probably still would have hung out with them even if they weren't over only fans creators oh i would have but the whole plan of this weekend was hey let's meet up at this airbnb we'll do some tiktoks we'll do uh we'll do some lives we'll do an only fans live and all this thing um, we've noticed that if you're going to do an OnlyFans live, that it helps if you get on, onto TikTok and stream in a hot tub, you know, put some cute girls in a hot tub and say, Hey, we're going to go do this other live.
Um, it tends to get a lot of attention and a lot of people will jump over to, to your other lives.
So that was, we wanted a hot tub and we've done this before with daphne uh and daddy mike before we've done it before um with uh nc hot wife couple and we've had 10 20 000 people in one of these live streams before um because of a hot with the hot tub in it so we're like let's try this again let's see if this works again let's let's get something with a hot tub yeah so as we're like we're like 10 minutes away from i don't know maybe 10 15 minutes away i messaged the guy and i'm like hey we're almost there he's like oh hey just so you know um the electricians are on the way um the hot tub's not working but they're gonna be there and like you know about the same time we were gonna get there and they're gonna get it fixed and i was like oh okay well are we gonna Will we still be able to use the hot fixed.
And I was like, oh, okay, well, are we going to, you know, will we still be able to use the hot tub? And he's like, yeah, yeah, no problem. Yeah, it's just a little, it's a little minor thing. It'll take them a few minutes to get it fixed and it'll be back up and running. Don't worry about it. No problem. I was like, okay, cool. I guess, you know, so I messaged the forbidden freaks couple and I was like, hey, just so you know, there might be an issue with the hot tub. And we're all kind of like, of course, you know, we're worried, right? Thank you.
messaged uh the forbidden freaks couple and uh i was like hey just you know there might be an issue with the hot tub and we're all kind of like of course oh you know we're worried right like our luck so we get there no water no like the whole front of the hot tub is missing um but luckily shortly after that the electrician the property manager came they got it all fixed they fill it up and they guarantee us that it'll be warm by that night by the end of the night so that worked out really good um and so once a forbidden freak we'll just call them forbidden freaks because i don't want to like i feel bad saying that but i don't want to say their names because we'll just call them Forbidden Mr.
and Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. Forbidden. Yeah. So once they got there, um, I don't want to say their names because we'll just call them forbidden, Mr. and Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. Forbidden. Yeah. So once they got there, we kind of chit-chatted and hung out. And so we hadn't had a whole lot of time to like sit and just get to know them. Right. Because the times we had chatting with them was mostly at Secrets and it was mostly like with a bunch of other people around. So yeah, we had little conversations about like how long you've been in the lifestyle and where you guys are from and that kind of stuff.
But it was always, like, amongst the chaos of an event. And we had had some – we had been texting for, you know, months leading up. And we had had some of those pretty important conversations via text, like protection and STD testing and kind of, like, our play styles and stuff like that. So we had had those hard conversations. It was more of just like getting to know one another. Yeah. And I'll say this and, you know, I'll, I'll message them on the side and ask if this is okay. But yeah, we had conversations about like, Hey, what are your limits? What are you into? Um, have you been tested?
Um, is, you know, is there, you know, you know, like, Hey, this is like, you know, Lacey always says like, Oh, I like it rough, but don't, you know, not to, you know, like kind of go through all that stuff. And, and I, it's so important to have those conversations and really the more in depth you have those conversations, the better.
Um, so when we had that conversation with them, it came up that, that, um, she had a late had a latex allergy um and so i'll make sure that that's okay that i say that but if it's not i'll cut this out but um yeah and that's we never had would have known that um uh had we not had those types of conversations uh and so i think it's really good to have um those conversations because you don't know what somebody's medical history is, what people's allergies are, and you just don't want to, you know, you shouldn't assume any of that stuff. Yeah. So having good conversations about that.
And we had a real frank conversation about, you know, STDs and all that stuff and, you know, was willing to exchange, you know, tests and stuff. So I think that's really important.
I think we need to normalize having those conversations, and we've we've talked about it a little bit before on this podcast i think the bdsm uh community is really good before they you know they call their play sessions a scene and before they have a scene they negotiate that scene where they really sit down and talk about hey this is what you know this is what is going to happen during this you know they call it a scene so what's going to happen during the scene these are your safe words um you know this is your your you know verbal and non-verbal safe words um you know in you know past trauma or triggers and you know all that stuff um that can affect um your play time i think it's important to kind of talk about that stuff and we i think we did a real good i think you know we've tried to do that with everybody but i think we've really in that i think a couple months leading up to that when we started getting in those group chats and really talking to uh mr and mrs forbidden um we had some good conversations around that we did and i know some people are probably like well you were you're doing only fans content so that's why like std and stuff like that these are important questions but that's incorrect all of these questions all of these conversations should be had regardless of if there's a camera or not there i mean truth be told we're really swinging with them this is swinging there just happens to be a camera there as well but it's very much like a true swinging experience and a true swapping experience as well yeah and it's you know we people probably getting sick of hearing us talking about only fans but it's funny that you know you can go back and watch you know i was editing the film and stuff in the last couple days and you can watch that first time we swapped with them on the live stream you can see the jitters like you can see that we're all nervous and we're kind of joking i I think there was even a couple of days and you can watch, um, that first time we swapped with them on the live stream, you can see the jitters.
Like you can see that we're all nervous and we're kind of joking. And I think there was even a couple of little conversations, um, from Mr. Forbidden. He's like, I've been nervous all day. And you were like, well, I've been nervous too. And like, you know, I think that we left all that in the video and it's, I think it's good for people to see that. And it's, it's legitimate.
I mean, that first swap we had with them, the cameras were rolling, but it's, it would have been the exact same thing had it it not been rolling and I kind of like that we capture those kind of moments and people can see you know I've joked around that our OnlyFans platform is just another you know the next level of education for us when people are interested in the lifestyle and you know that's kind of a joke but that's kind of serious too you know I mean like if you are curious of what swapping with a couple is like if you go watch that that live stream that we just recorded like that's what it's like like that's 100% what it's like um like you're nervous to make the first move yeah all those things yeah so we ended up going to dinner um because we knew we had a few hours we knew we needed to eat we found this really cool barbecue place close to our airbnb i don't remember the name of it but it was really good we sat outside there was music and dogs and drinks and it was just it was it was fun they learned what a la carte means oh yeah they didn't know what a la carte means yeah so we're going So we get to, and I'm just picking on them.
It's kind of funny. But we go to this barbecue place, and it's like a cafe, you know, like a. Like a cafeteria. A cafeteria style, right, where you go in, and they give you a plate, and you just, you go through, and you pick up what you want. And so as we're walking up, they're like, have you ever been here before? We're like, no. And you're like, okay, well, it's a la carte.
You's a la carte you know you just you know you pick you tell us what you want we'll put it on your plate and uh mr fruit is like it's what you know they're from the south they're a little bit country but in a good in a good way and i was like yeah that means you just like there's not a combo it's just you know pick items and he's like oh i've never heard that shit you helped him learn yeah but it was a really good place um the food was so good yeah it was super like outdoorsy kind of like a brewery kind of style and they had like astro turf and they had like picnic tables and the beanbag games and all that kind of stuff and big outdoor tvs and stuff it was cool yeah it was super cool so after that we got back and we started our hot tub tiktok live which was super fun um mama tot came into our live if you are a tiktok person and you know who mama tot is i'm still blown away by this and it was the real mama tot like i thought it was real you know because here's the thing with tiktok people make a bunch of fake accounts and go and like pretend to be people we've had people make fake accounts pretend to be lacy and go on other people's lives and like try to start shit and like tiktok's a crazy place so this i mean mama talk comes into our live and several people that were in the lives in the comment were like mama toss in here mama she has 11 million followers we're like you know so we're like man it's not mama there's no way mama taught and so we clicked in the profile and it's like yeah she's got 11 million followers and and it was funny because you know, so we were like, man, it's not Mama.
There's no way Mama Tott. And so we clicked in the profile and it's like, yeah, she's got 11 million followers. And it was funny because, you know, we're in the live and we're talking about, oh, we're about to go do a spicy live. And, oh, if you want to see what we're going to do next, go follow us here. And then, like, Mama Tott jumps in the thing and, like, everybody just, like, freezes. We don't know what to do. I feel like she's so pure. She's such a pure. Yeah.
So if you don't know who Mama Tott is like she's so pure she's such a pure yeah so if you don't know who mama taught is um she's from alabama yeah but the birmingham area area mobile mobile somewhere somewhere in kind of southern alabama i don't know what middle alabama i don't know where birmingham is but okay from southern alabama uh and uh she's just a sweet southern i assume christian lady and her whole platform is like she's your mom and she's giving you like um like inspiration like or like advice so it's you know and she's like oh oh hey there little tater tot like did you have a rough day today well just remember that tomorrow's a new day and it's gonna be sunny and bright and it's okay that today was right you You know, don't know is that a good mama taught i don't know how i feel about that but that's basically her plot you get what i'm saying that's basically her platform and that was her platform for a while and then uh tragically her son was um murdered murdered um and that's i think when that all happened it's really when really when she started to blow up but no she was big before then that's who she was.
Maybe. I don't know. Yeah. But anyway, so you got to kind of see that whole tragedy unfold and how it affected her. And she was very real and very raw through all that. And so anyway, we are huge Mama Top fans. We love her. Dan has a crush on her. I think she's hot. You know, if she was ever into the pineapple lifestyle, I would be all about that. But she just seems like a very good, pure person, right? Yeah. So she jumps in our live, and then we're like, oh, shit.
Like, we're talking about swinging and swapping, and we're like, I don't know if we can talk about this stuff, and Mama Todd's here. It was kind of like, what the hell do we do now? Like, almost like, how does this live continue after Mama Todd was in here?
She was commenting and sending it was she was very very sweet yeah she's like oh i'm just curious she's like i'm just nosy as hell or something like that it was really sweet and about the time she got out of the live and we were kind of like recovering from that our tiktok got banned so we're like in the middle of all that and then this high of Mama Talk came and talked to us in our Hot Top Live. And we were trying to be sexy. But now we had to pause and kind of, I don't know. We had like a little fangirl moment or whatever you want to call it there. And then we got banned. Yeah.
So we ended up. And that derailed us there. Yeah. We ended up going live on one of our other backup accounts, but it just, it was just okay. It wasn't anything great, but we eventually switched to OnlyFans and it was time. We were, it was time to swap with Forbidden Freaks. I was nervous. I had been nervous all day. Yeah. So they are a very attractive couple. You'll see them. They're all over our TikToks right now.
Both him and her are i think we're equally attracted to which is you know not common we talk about all the time that's kind of a unique situation um we were at splash with them in atlanta recently and he was doing some like magic mic stuff to lacy on on the pole and she was like on top of him while he was on the pole i don't't know. They were just a very hot, fun couple. So we were really excited. I don't know. The buildup to this, because, like, we genuinely, or I did. I can't speak for you. I genuinely wanted to swap with them at Splash in the playroom. We invited them to come.
So they were not staying in that, the main hotel at Splash. They, you know, they booked late or whatever and ended up in, like, an overflow overflow hotel so they weren't staying on property um and so i think it was there and i think they were only there on saturday right and so at the end of saturday night we're like hey we're a bunch of us like i went up to them because i'm like these you know there was lots of sexual tension there that night and i was like hey we're all going back to the playroom if you want to come. And she said she was hot and sweaty and didn't want it.
She wanted a shower first. And I don't know if they – maybe they're just not playroom people. I don't know. But from talking to her this weekend, she's like, no, legitimately I just wanted a shower. It was very hot. Because I was sweaty and thought I needed one. And we're all like, it's okay, girl. Get a wipe. You'll be fine.
Don't't worry about that i promise you nobody would have cared but but it was cute but uh so anyway it ended up they didn't go back so there was sexual tension with us right so this there's all this build up yeah and then we had been with them for several hours flirty and like everything like we hadn't even so much as like i think me and her kissed but other than that nothing happened so um once it was time to um start playing i was so turned on so the first we kind of split the live into two sections one was live on my only fans the second was live on her only fans on my only fans it was just supposed to be like soft swap but i was ready to fuck up for like five minutes ten minutes yeah so the plan was we're going to do 30 like 20 30 minutes on ours and then 20 30 minutes on theirs and what we try to do is get all our you know get our subscribers to then go follow them right and so most of the couples that we hang out with and do only fans with we we have the bigger account so what we do is we do go live on our account first get as many people as we can in there and then try to get as many of them to then go follow you know the next creator um so to do that we say okay we're just gonna soft swap right we'll just kind of you know and people don't know soft swap is like everything but penetration um we're just gonna soft swap on ours but if you want to see the good stuff you got to go subscribe to them right the new creator that's you know to try to help build them up um and so we said that and so we start soft swapping with them and yeah i think everybody like after five ten minutes of soft swapping is like we're all ready to fuck like everybody oh i was so ready to fuck and so it kind of it was kind of fun though because it's kind of like we're teasing ourselves almost in a way right so normally you know we probably would have just done that for a couple minutes and then got straight to fucking but because you know we We'll see you next time.
fun though because it's kind of like we're teasing ourselves almost in a way right so normally you know we probably would have just done that for a couple minutes and then got straight to fucking but because you know we had said to the people that were in the live stream that we were going to do 20 30 minutes we kind of had to follow through and wait that 20 like i even tried to get you to fuck me at some point i was just like i need someone to fuck me yeah so if you go back and watch like lacy's like humping like literally one point. Like a horny dog.
I'm, like, trying to, like, put your dick inside of me. Like, I'm, like, backing it up on you. But eventually we did switch over and it was a great swap.
I mean, for me, he stayed hard the whole time, which I get when you're swapping with someone new that that can be hard um i squirted everywhere um like there's you know i because i just watched it like yesterday to editing in the video like you had a moment there like there was a moment there you were making like those uh like releasing demon noises i think i like that like those deep you know like those moans that come from the inner parts of your soul yeah uh and then like i think me and her were like had like stopped for a second when like we're just like watching you know yeah when you make those demon noises like it gets attention from other people in the room it's like a deeper orgasm it's like that's what we call it so it's like my normal you know every girl has a you know but then once you hit something different it's like it's like orgasm 2.0 that is like a different it's like a deeper like a it's like an exorcism kind of yeah yeah so lacy's having an exorcism and then me and mrs forbidden stop to like watch the demons float from her body.
Oh, my God. And then she, like, notices that we stopped and watched her. And she gets all embarrassed. Like, oh, I'm so sorry. Was that too much? And, like, we're like, no, that was hot. We're just, like, watching. Well, because I tend to be pretty vocal. And I don't even realize that I'm doing it until I hear you editing it. And then I'm super embarrassed. So, like, I don't know.
Like bother like i mean i've heard horror stories of like people swapping and like one person was into it too much and the other wife got mad so you know i just don't ever want to like overstep but he rocked my world it was hot i was super turned on um i mean he's like for me i mean anyway he's super sexy um he he was hard he was working things were good it was just all good yeah one the same she's she's gorgeous i mean she's absolutely dropping she is and i got a little time with her as well especially during that first live um i was able to get a little time with her which was a lot of fun we ended up doing more on saturday um but she is gorgeous and she's a girl that i think is into girls like you know some girls just do it kind of for fun i think she she legitimately seems like she's pretty into it yeah so yes it definitely was hot um and i actually finished with her you did on that night for me, on Viagra, especially with a new couple that we've never played with before, that doesn't happen very often.
Like, I could probably count on one hand the amount of times that that has happened. So, obviously. Her pussy felt good. It felt so good. It really did. Yeah. I think all the buildup and all the, like, you know. I don't know how I feel about that sentence. A little jealousy? A little, yeah. Because you kind of, like, they can't see you on this, because we're recording. But, like, you kind of, like, your face, you were, like. You had a little, lit up a little bit? Yeah.
Listen, if you can release demons with him and talk about how great that was, I should be able to say how good her pussy feels. No, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. I'm just being, we talk about communication and talking about your feelings. I'm just being honest with my feelings. Like that face you just made, just team, just a little something.
And the funny thing about Lacey, you know, like right now me saying that, you know, talking about how good her pussy felt like makes you a little jealous yeah in the moment lacy will be like asking me like oh yeah yeah like when we're in the middle of a play session she'll be like does her tell me how tight her pussy is it doesn't feel good like it's like a kink for you it is totally a kink for me um it is so crazy how like different um situations make you feel certain ways and even though that did ting when you just said that a little bit of jealousy i'm not actually like i'm not upset or or anything like i know her pussy felt good i mean i felt it and i saw your face and she's hot and like totally that you know but so it made you a little jealous did it turn you on a little bit too yeah so are you a little turned on right now yeah i know my wife you do know your wife but she gets jealous and turned on all at the same time yeah it's normal yeah all right not fucked up at all are we i lost we're like off on a tangent here can we need to pause this and like have a little break and then come back and we do need to go to commercial so can we have a quickie during the car well let's finish up the live okay so we finished swapping i came yeah you came all over the place we had our squirt blanket down luckily yeah because you definitely i think at one point in time she's like iirt.
And you're like, I'm sorry. She's like, actually, it's kind of hot. Yeah. I mean, it was, you know, we finished and then we kind of sat there and just chit-chatted for a little while. Yeah. We turned the cameras off and then we kind of just had kind of like a, not like, I don't want to say aftercare, but like an after like moment. Like, oh, that was good. That was great. Oh, yeah. I really like that. Yeah.
Talked about how nice it is to connect with people like that yeah and that's what i think i said i was like it was we were totally genuinely into them and not that we not that we make it a habit of not being totally into people but it's very rare that it's 100 like i'm equally attracted to the male as you are equally attracted to the female and i don't care how long you've been in the last so you know what i'm talking about like you know you might be still be attracted to them but maybe the husband's a little bit more attracted to the wife or you maybe are a little bit more attracted and i felt like we were very equal we were very both into them the build buildup was there.
It was just a really hot night. So we just kind of recapped all that. Agreed. All right. I think with that, me and Lisa need to go have a little quickie. And then you need to, you guys, as in the listeners, need to go hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast.
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So when we left you, we had just had our first swab with Mr. and Mrs. Forbidden Freeze. We did. It was. It lived up to everything I thought it would be. Well worth the three-month wait. Yeah, it really was. So we had a pretty packed day, but also not a packed day, if that makes sense. We stayed busy all day, but most of the time we go away with a couple or have an event or something. It's usually much busier. So it was kind of nice that we kind of were working on our own schedule.
We up um he went and actually got us breakfast which was super nice i think he just couldn't sleep so he was like hey i'll go grab breakfast and we sat and i think he was trying he's just trying to compete with daddy mike's what he's trying to do i mean i don't blame him it's funny things he had made a comment about yeah uh i think the night before it was like hey we sleep in like we're not morning people we're not really breakfast people and we're like oh wish daddy mike was here to get us breakfast and he's like yeah me too yeah and then he got up the next day yeah the sun came shining in the right just the right way uh but he got us wendy's the chicken honey it was good um breakfast sandwiches i would i've never had a w's chicken honey breakfast sandwich.
And that shit was good as fuck. It was. I'm going to start looking for Wendy's in the mornings now. Yeah. We're Hardee's people. I like Hardee's. Generally, we try to go for Hardee's. But I'm telling you, that Wendy's sandwich gave it a run for its money. It was pretty good. Yeah.
So we ate and just kind just chit-chatted and and talked and um and then dan was very much like okay get ready get ready and so i know i felt like i had to be like i felt like i was the bad guy like i was like the you know like god get to work everybody get to work but no we had a nice chat and we were all chit-chatting we did sit there for an hour i was kind of like whoa if we're gonna do tiktoks and get some stuff done like we could sit because i felt like we could sat we could have sat there and talked 100 which is a good thing like honestly that that tells you how comfortable we were in the connection we had with them um but at the same time i was like well let's let's try to get a little work in here let's try to get some tiktoks made and some pictures taken and um so we did that we did we got ready and um we made tiktoks in several different outfits and the cool thing about the airbnb it had a lot of great like backdrop areas so we can kind of move around um her and i had ordered matching lingerie and we in the airbnb they had this beautiful floral black and white uh like wallpaper backdrop with like a neon sign and so we took like the pictures are really pretty yeah those pictures are you guys on the couch in front of that neon sign with that black and white backdrop those are some i mean some hot pictures and like you were sitting on the couch and she had like sat down like in between your legs and like was like looking up at you and you like had some looks down at her and there's a few of those pictures that um will probably be living in the back of my mind for for a while yeah semi-pro tip because i don't know if we're pros but semi-pro is we have recently we go to pinterest um ladies so if you're ever wanting to take sexy pictures and you don't quite know what to do we'll'll go to Pinterest and, like, search boudoir or, like, lesbian boudoir.
Because then you get two females. And then we just kind of recreate those. So, just FYI, we don't just come up with that on our own. I don't want to mislead you. Yeah, we used to do the, you know, like, just figure out poses on your own kind of thing. And it kind of got, not boring, but we're just not good at that. Yeah. So, yeah, we started doing the looking up actual, you know, different poses on Pinterest and stuff. And that seems to help get some different, you know, looks. Yeah.
And it's more, like, artistic-y and sexy-looking than just, like, you know, two girls with their lead spread or just two girls with their butts up in the air. Yeah. Like, that's how we used to do it, you know. Yeah.
Just two girls know just two girls flashing you know like um some of these pictures are a little more like your bodies are intermingled in ways and you're touching each other in ways and you're pulling a strap off it you know the other one's chest or you know whatever anyway it's pretty hot it was very hot um after that we kind of had a list of stuff we wanted to do because um we were going out of the country and we needed some only fans content so we did a girl on girl scene which was super hot so it's just me and her um she went down on me i went down on her she fucked me with a strap on and she did a damn good job yeah it's funny uh so we've we own a strap on and we've tried to do strap on content with a few i think mostly uh daphne but you've tried to do this a few times now and it always ends up you just laugh well because the girl that i'm not very good at wearing the strap on and i feel like that takes like a certain girl And i'm not that girl i'm definitely like more of like a submissive to women lacy's the bottom yeah for sure so i'm just not very good at it and we just haven't found the right person i was in that 11 girl or orgy and there was a few girls that had trypons but nobody used it on me um so she to be continued hopefully on the living girl orgy no yeah one of the girls oh yeah yeah we're working on that but um so we had had a conversation before and i knew that she i had actually seen some content that she had done with some other creators i knew she could do it and so we kind of had planned that and she i mean she did a really good job i was super turned on yeah it's such a like a strange feeling though knowing that it feels like a man but it's not i mean it's a very strange feeling for me yeah but it was hot it was super hot it was super hot to to watch it wasn't yeah well you were hard like the whole time yeah lacy always laughs at me because as i'm filming i have like one hand on the camera and like one hand on my hard dick yeah like always always like damn dance hard again yeah you're always hard um and then after me and her finished we did um each girl with two guys and she went first because i just got fucked right you needed a minute to recover yeah and gosh she was so gorgeous like at some point she was like sucking both of your dicks and i was playing with myself and i wasn't no i was filming too and i don't normally do that i mean like i'm a little turned on but like i'm not like touching myself um so she had me super turned on she's she's sexy she's very sexy when she's in the like she's sexy she kind of she seems kind of cute and innocent you know like when you just see her and like she's real shy.
She's not like loud spoken. Right. And the TikToks and stuff even, she kind of comes across a little bit shy. But God, once you get her in a bed and being naughty, like it's like a whole like, she like flips a switch and like it's game on. Like, and she was like working both those dicks at the same time. The girl knows her way around a dick.
Like, I mean, like she was like, she she can multitask i'm not as good a multitasker as she was like you know like it takes a lot of like coordination to have like one dick in your mouth and the other one in your hand and you're moving all the things at the same time and like i was very impressed by her skills she had it down so you and her husband fucked her, which was super hot. And then we kind of broke for a little bit. Took a little break, washed up, cleaned up. That's important. Make sure everything's clean before you switch partners and stuff. We use protection in all our content.
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see it it's on tape um and after that it was my turn to go with the two guys um i felt inadequate compared to her with the two oh stop no i just am not coordinated as good you're pretty good no i did okay don't get me wrong i'm not bad but i just felt like i didn't do as good as she did but it was not a competition but it was like as i'm doing it i'm like she did much better at this but guys don't care they're just happy that their dick's getting sucked trust me we can check the tape i'll tell you what it's very similar looking thank you um the only difference between mine and hers is i did dvp which has become like a thing recently yeah so we've we did it we talked about it we did it with just recently with j dub couple uh you you tried it and you tried it for like two seconds and and tapped out uh and she did a little bit better than she she did it for a minute it.
Uh, and so when we were talking about things that people were into and things, you know, like how are you comfortable with this, comfortable with that, DVP was one of the things that had come up. Uh, and she didn't think she would be able to do it. She's like, I don't, she's like maybe one day it's on my bucket list, but no, I'm not, I'm not there yet. I'm not ready yet. Um, and you were like, well, I would, you know, and you were like, uh.
Especially if we could get could get it on camera because i don't we've i've only done it like maybe one other time on camera i've done it a few times over the years but um and somebody had an idea of a different position right so typically when we've done dvp in the past it's you get on top of a guy yeah and then a second guy comes up behind you so you're kind of in a doggy style position and um taking both uh and that for you that seems to be hard and it usually ends up like one guy kind of slips out and it's it's kind of it's a hard position for the you know like it's putting the the cocks at kind of extreme angles going into you they're not they're not at the same angle right yeah um and so i had actually been watching some of the dvp porn um for research purposes oh for sure yeah not that i you know just for research purposes and i had noticed that um a lot of the dvp porn is filmed with one girl well explain to hold on real quick what is dvp okay so if you don't know what dvp stands for double vagina penetration which means there's two dicks in one vagina at the same time yeah right so if you're if you're you know you can kind of if you're imagining that doggy style position with a girl on top and another guy kind of coming in from behind you can imagine the dicks are almost like at a 90 degree from each other right they're they're at a 90 degree angle so it's not really the most ideal position right okay so this porn position that i had noticed in my in my intensive research yeah um the girl is actually in reversed doggy right so she's on top but instead of facing her partner she's facing away from her partner right and then you either use a couch or the end of a bed or something like that and then the the second male is able to come up and enter kind of almost missionary style into the female that's that is in the reverse doggy style on the male hopefully listeners you can you're following me girls reverse cowgirl on one guy they're on the edge of a bed couch something like that that allows both the male and the female to be able to spread their legs the third person can come up in between and slide listen slide in you lost all of us babe if you want to see it you can go to my only fans it's there i think they got it i think Thank you.
The third person can come up in between and slide in. Listen, you lost to all of us, babe. If you want to see it, you can go to my OnlyFans. It's there. I think they got it. I think they got it. They got the visual. Okay. But anyway, long story short, that works much better. And it actually, for me, it felt better. Like, y'all were able to actually, like, fuck me for a little bit before I was like, I'm done. You left it. Yeah.
I mean, I don't or so which which i think your record before that was like 20 seconds so yeah and i think you you might have came i think yeah it was actually enjoyable i mean i don't know there's something about knowing that there's two dicks inside of me that's like i don't know it's a little scary but you can kind of get past that it is um it actually felt really good right and that's why it's fun is because it's just naughty yeah like it's not like especially like i was the guy on the bottom and so basically you're sitting on me and i can't really i can barely move you know yeah like i'm not really thrusting i'm just kind of it's just knowing you're kind of sitting there yeah so yeah it's just being naughty that's fine yeah so um after that that kind of finished up that we had we wanted to do one more like full swap um and you had had the idea so because this was an airbnb and was really set up to hold a lot of people there was several rooms that had these full-size bunk beds yeah it was only a four a four bedroom one two three four yeah it was a four bedroom house uh but it it had 10 beds in it um and the the room on the third floor on the you know on the kind of the the rooftop um bedroom there uh it had four queen size or two queen size bunk beds so four beds but they were queen size beds and they were i mean they were nice bunk beds like hardwood good construction like they you know they looked at it like bunk beds out of like a martha stewart magazine or something i mean they were yeah they were they were like a pottery barn style yeah they're quality good like those things weren't gonna you weren't gonna break they weren't ikea furniture they were not they were they were nice um bunk beds so we were talking about content and i was like and i think at one point in time i was like well it's gonna be hard to get to film any content in the rooms with the bunk beds because they're bunk beds like you know there's you can't like if you're on the bottom bunk you can't you know can't really see and then i don't know i was like you know what would be hot though actually is if we were on the bunk beds and started with our partners and then swapped so you know just kind of the girls swapped um on the bunk bed and uh like we're like oh that'll be fun that'll be kind of cute like you know like you know like that'll be kind of uh you know just kind of clever right something different kind of funny kind of clever that'd be a cute scene to do because this room had um two bunk beds we were able to set the cameras up on one bunk bed and then you know have the people on the other one um and i going into it i was like oh this will be fun but i didn't really think like much of it it was fucking hot it was very hot it was i mean if you were listening and you were a couple that's into like same room full swap and you don't do separate room bunk beds is a nice like in between it is so we like dan and i started together right and this is i think this is the way to do it so you start partner, right?
So me and Lacey were on the bottom bunk. Mr. and Mrs. Forbidden Freak were on the top bunk. And what you don't really think about is you cannot see each other, right? You're literally, like, kind of in the same bed. But you cannot see each other. But you can hear everything, right? So, like, we're on the bottom bunk. And we hear them fucking. And we hear her moaning. And they're, like, we're fucking fucking and they can hear us. And, you know, if they're coming, you can like you're just immersed in it, but you can't physically see them, which is hot just like that.
But then if you're a same room couple like we are, we're always used to I'm used to being able to look at you and see you. Yeah. And know if you're OK or not. But then also be able to see what you're doing.
And like if you're making a noise, I can look at you and see you yeah and know if you're okay or not but then also be able to see what you're doing and like if you're making a noise i can look at you and see why you're making that noise right but then once you swapped and you went up to that top bunk with him i hear all the noises and i know all those noises and what they mean but i can't see it so my brain is like making up a story in its head of what's happening and that's kind of fucking hot it was very hot like i've never wanted to be a separate room couple but that was fucking hot like i get now i kind of understand like you know you hear like all the hot wives were like the guys like oh i just i sit in the living room and just like to listen to them and i've always been like well that's gonna suck like yeah don't you want to be don't you want to fuck like don't you want to be part like i never got it and i think having this swap we're like it definitely opened your eyes to other things um and i like that like we were close enough that if something was to happen or if i felt uncomfortable you're right there right um but it was super hot to hear And at the end of it you came and i didn't know like i was hearing the noises but you had just came like the night before and we had like the whole day and everything and then all of a sudden i realized you actually you really came like this was real life i just thought you were just like genuinely enjoying it i didn't realize that that was like that's what was happening i think it was the situation i mean i mean one she is hot right so he's gorgeous hands down like i mean i do not want to discredit her in any way shape or form a good you know 90 of it was probably that she's just a sexy girl and like the way she moves and is hot but that you know the part that probably put me over the edge and made me come is i can't see you and i hear you coming and doing all the things and and it's not only like i can't see you but then i know you can't see me right and so like it almost i'm not gonna say it comes up a competition but like i'm like i'm gonna fuck her good and hard because i want her to make all the noises because i want lacy to hear her good noises you know i mean so it's kind of like a back and forth yeah it was really hot and all the noises were happening and all the things were happening and it was super fucking hot yeah so our advice is if you ever stay at an airbnb that happens to have bump beds take advantage of the situation because it was hot agree yeah it was it was a lot of fun um and so that pretty much summed up all of the things that we had like we had to do for only fans and stuff like that that day we got i mean we got a ton in and honestly like i could not have picked a better couple i mean listen we have all kinds of friends and i would do that with all of our people but just the fact that like we didn't have much they were new it was fresh it was fun it was exciting yeah all this tension had been building up uh they were very open-minded and wanted to try like they were all about like you know the dvp like you know some couples wouldn't like right off the bat be like yeah sure i'll do dvp with you know like they were they were all about it like you know even talking to them leading up to it they were like yeah i mean our name is forbidden freaks we're a little freaky like we like all the things like we're down for whatever you guys want to do you know what i mean or like you know that that's just fun it's fun being around those kind of people that are one you're sexually attracted to and you're into and then like they're down and they were real chill and cool and so like i mean we had i mean shit you know we made like what you know you said girl girl guy girl guy guy girl guy you know like we made like four videos like we were probably fucking for like almost four hours you know i mean and it was i could have went for another couple hours you know i mean like it was so fucking and just it was just good you couldn't have went for four more hours well no because i just came in but i could have stopped myself if i knew we had more time yeah yeah so um we kind of we stopped at that point um and so this is kind of where the story takes a little turn um we had this weekend planned for quite a while but they had reached out to us like a week or two maybe three weeks before and was like so our friends decided that they are getting married in nashville the same week in that we are meeting y'all and we they were like so we have to go to their wedding we were like absolutely go go i had initially thought they were canceling on us when they first reached out i did too to tell us that i was like uh but like also you know their friends kind of decided that on a whim you know and they were like we have to be there and i was like no like i would if they had canceled on us i totally would have understand and it would have been okay for sure um but they were totally like no we are not canceling we you know we've had these plans with you guys for three months we're sticking to it we're gonna we're gonna be we're gonna hang out with you we're gonna do all the things that we've talked about doing um but we are gonna need to sneak away for a couple hours and go be in their wedding or be part of it and we were like that's totally fine like we kind of thought it was like a midday thing we didn't know the timing like in my mind that i was thinking so we were like that's fine we'll go and eat lunch or we'll you know we have other friends in the area maybe we can meet up with them it's completely completely fine but come to find out they actually were getting married on a party bus in nashville like literally broadway like broadway downtown nashville their plan was to rent a party bus um.
And these are actually lifestyle people. And I think there was about 10 or so couples. So their plan was to rent a party bus, take it over with a bunch of swingers, drive around Nashville, halfway through the party bus tour, stop the bus and get married. Yeah. So they actually invited us, which we had met the bride and groom once before at Secrets. They were there. So they invited us to come along with them. And we kind of felt at first like we were imposing, but it very much was not. They were super happy to have us. Everyone was super kind. So we were 100%. Right.
At first we were like, well, no, you guys don't.
We don't know't know them that well like if this is a an intimate thing you know amongst friends like you guys just go and we'll do something else it's not a big deal and they were like no no no they really want you to come like they want you to be part of this and we're like are you sure and then like is it kind of like is it started to unfolds like oh this is 100 swingers like it's not yeah it's all lifestyle people were like oh okay like because at first i didn't know that you know and then once that came out it's like oh no this is a hundred percent all swingers and it's just gonna be a party you know and everybody's you know you're invited and we're like well that's actually sounds pretty fucking cool yeah and everybody dressed up like as rednecks on the party bus um so it was you know like we was made very clear that it was just a good time.
Everyone's there just to party and bar hop and everything. So before we went to that, we grabbed something to eat and came back, got ready. We went to a burger place and it was frigging excellent. I don't remember the name of the place, but they had really, really. And it was like after fucking four hours going and getting a burger and french fries, I mean, it hit the spot like perfectly. Yeah, it was really good. So we came back and we got like our redneck outfits on. I had like cigarette earrings. It was so ridiculous. Like my bra was showing.
I reused my 90s denim overall bib, you know, shorts.
and i got you like a shirt that's in america and like i it was it it wasn't it was not cute but it worked for the theme you wore your we wore cowboy boots um it was a lot of fun everybody was so nice i have never done a party bus in nashville if you haven't ever done that totally do it it was a blast um we literally just drove up and down broadway and kind of all around all of those side streets uh probably about halfway through we parked close to um the bay is that what that is the bay or the river over there by the titan stadium the river and um they had a sweet little ceremony wrote their own vows it was at some point i like looked at somebody i was like only in the lifestyle are you at a party bus with basically strangers getting married and you're dressed like a redneck like only in the lifestyle can you like this shit happen this is one you know we talked about it on like that mansion podcast we're like we're in like a million dollar mansion like fucking on their couch their five thousand dollar couch with strangers we don't know or whatever uh this is another one of those moments yeah we're wearing we're dressed up like absolute rednecks yeah we're on an open party bus open air party bus parked on the tennessee river downtown on broadway watching this what was a beautiful ceremony i teared up a little bit i don't know yeah it was really good they exchanged vows clearly they're you know madly in love and all their friends it was you just couldn't not get emotional in that moment um but but yeah what the fuck like you can't make this shit up red you're dressed like a redneck in broadway watching this couple that you've met one time get married and and you tear up and get emotional because it's fucking awesome yeah it's really awesome those are the type of experiences you are only gonna have in this lifestyle with this community of people and i think that's why we share these stories yeah people need to understand that it's like is this real life like are we really are we really doing this um but it was so much fun like we danced and i flashed i may have showed my butthole to somebody a little drunk yeah me a little i um i'm covered in bruises this has been like three days and i'm still like i'm covered i don't know what i did but i had a good time um after that we bar hopped to a couple of different bars i met a follower um at the random bar she came up to me and she was like oh my god you're the girl from tiktok what hotel are you staying in we're gonna fuck and i was like oh now don't get me wrong she was gorgeous i even kissed her i think her husband was not amused though he was like who the hell is this bitch why are you why do you care who this girl is but it was weird because at one point i'm like dancing and i look over in there filming me oh yeah that was kind of weird but i mean they were probably drunk too it was fun it was a lot of fun i don't i don't i you know if if that group of people this again um forbidden freaks these are all their friends we we have met a few of them a couple times but we didn't know a lot of them um they were so fun group i mean that honestly like we do a lot of lifestyle stuff when we do a lot of parties and the fact that this wasn't our anything right and we were just and we barely even knew these people they brought us into their group and and they were so kind made us part of this day and and i mean we ended up dancing with everybody making out with everybody i mean it was just it was a crazy night yeah but it was nice to just be able to let go and let loose and have fun with authentic people you know yeah and not have to put on a show you know we didn't have to be dan and lacy of the swing nation podcast we were just dan lacy fucking swingers having fun with some cool people yeah it was a lot of fun i was super grateful that they included us in it um we ended up leaving probably about one and went um headed back um somehow mr forbidden freak paid 150 for like a 25 dollar yeah they totally that guy totally scammed us so we're walking so you know they shut down broadway on the weekends so there's no traffic on the road so you have to walk you have to walk away from broadway to get an uber um and so you need to be like you know so we're walking away from broadway and i'm like hey let's get like a block or two outside of broadway and then we can call an uber and that way that uber can actually go get to us without having to wait in traffic for an hour um so as we're walking there's a line of ubers just sitting there and this one guy goes hey you guys looking for an uber and we're like yeah he's like i'll just jump in just jump in i gotcha that's how you die yeah maybe yeah so maybe don't do that don't do that uh so we get in this uber and uh we start driving and i i don't remember like who gave him the address or how they got the address or i think mr ferber free gave the address he's like oh that's just 40 bucks uh and so I had looked it up on the uber app and I think it was like 35 on the app or something like that and I was like okay like that's like okay even if he's raising it a little bit like that's reasonable you know I mean that's not too bad um and then we start driving and when we pull into the parking lot of where the party bus was so like he had taken us back to i guess the last address in his you know in his google or whatever but it was the it was not our airbnb it was the the where the the party bus was and he's like oh shit i gave you the wrong address and the guy's like oh okay like well what's the real one so he gives him the address and he's like oh that's's gonna be 60 bucks or something like that and uh he's like okay you know and i was like you know in my head i'm thinking that's a little but maybe i'm thinking okay like we went out of the way you know so okay a little bit more you know instead of being 40 it's 60 but you know okay whatever we'll get home uh and then we get out of the uber where i was like how much did you pay that guy because i heard him say something like hey do you want any cash back he's like no just take it as a tip and he's like oh cool man i really appreciate it he's like well i gave him like 150 bucks i was like 150 i'm like it was a 30 uber ride and he's like well it was 60 plus the 40 i'm like plus, plus the 40?
I thought that was like the total. And he's like, no. So anyway, the guy, it's probably what this guy does for a living is just finds drunk people and rips them off on Uber rides. But yeah, it was crazy. So then we were all starving because, again, we had like fucked our day. And so I ordered pizza through Uber Eats.
and um and as we're waiting on it like we start like playing around and fucking and doing stuff we ended up not fully swapping though yeah i think i fucked you and they they fucked yeah i think we did some soft swapping but me and you didn't fuck very long because my vagina was like raw like at this point like i was told like well one i was drunk two i was tired and My vagina was raw from like all the we had been having hours of sex that day so i was like i can't like i think i even like jerked you off in front of them so you could you made me come yeah but i couldn't even do it so i felt bad because like i totally wanted to fuck them more and so i kind of feel like there's like a little unfinished business like i want to fuck more yeah well even if there not, I think we definitely need to fuck more.
Yeah. I agree. We may or may not already be looking at weekends for that. It was fun. I mean, overall, they're so sweet, nice. So the pizza showed up. Lacey, did you go get the pizza naked? No, I put a towel around me. What did the guy say? I think he's just used to it. So when Lacey ordered the pizza, we had kind of started to play. And Lacey's like, I'm going to order pizza. And I'm like, I'm not... If we start fucking, I'm not going to stop to go... She's like, I'll get the pizza. And so, like, sure enough, we're kind of all, you know, whatever, messing around. And the pizza guy gets there.
And all I know is Lacey walked out of the room naked. So I guess she grabbed a towel. I did. But I ended up going back out there. there I can't remember why and there was a bunch of bachelor guys. It was like after we were done so I think we were going to bed You went up on the roof after we were done No I was out front. Oh you were? I thought you were on the roof.
No I was out front and there was a bunch of like bachelor birthday party or something probably 10 15 guys and I'm butt naked out in the front and i'm like hey and they're like there's a naked chick and then what's funny is on sunday as we were checking out and getting ready they're all outside packing their car were you the naked chick last night i was like i was yeah that was me i was like well thank I was like, you're welcome. You know, it was just completely like nonchalant. Like that's, here's my husband loading up the car. They didn't know we were swingers.
Yeah, I remember at one point you were like laying on the bed eating pizza. And I think the three of us were like still fucking around and stuff. And I was like singing, don't mind me just watching. I mean, only in the lifestyle. I was happy with my pizza. You were happy. It was good pizza. You were happy in her vagina. I wasn't in her vagina. Your face was. Probably, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I guess that's it. And that was our weekend. That was it. Not much. Just, you know, nonchalant. Pretty chill weekend in Nashville. A lot of fucking sex. A lot of sex. Party buses. Making out with people.
I don't know. Cigarette earrings. This cigarette earrings this is the shit i mean listen if you're listening to this story and you're not like that sounds like fun i don't i don't know what to tell you then this lifestyle is not for you but if it sounds like fun you probably need to head on over to uh swingersidey.net you need to make yourself a profile you need to book an event you need to come out and you need to party with us. Yeah. That was a good transition, right? It was very good.
But I'm telling you, this community, this is, you know, if you're an adult and you're sick of being an adult and you just want to go have fun with people that don't give a fuck and like having good experiences and are open-minded, that's what this lifestyle is about. Yeah, I think I looked at her at one point as we were walking over the bridge in Nashville as I'm wearing my expensive cowboy boots and my trashy outfit and my earrings. And I said, this is what adult money is for. Shit like this. Party buses and boots and just living life and just having fun.
If you're listening, you work hard, right?
You do all the things things you make sure your kids get to their sports you make sure they're getting good grades you go to your parent teacher conferences right you show up to work on time you work hard you do your nine to five right you're putting in all that work so that your boss gets a fucking raise and he didn't give a about you right you deserve to have a good time every once in a while right it's's okay to go out on a weekend dress like a freaking redneck and have sex with people you may or may not ever see again and just have fun with your partner the person you love and care about and let loose and have a good time i totally agree and that's that's what this is all about yeah and that's why fucking love it.
I think that's the perfect note to end this on. I agree. I had a great weekend with you. I did too. I had a great, if Mr. and Mrs. Forbidden Freaks are listening, had a great weekend with you guys. Same. Can't wait to do it again. Yeah. If the bride and groom and the wedding party is listening, had a great fucking weekend with you guys. Thank you for including us. And can't wait to see all of you guys again. Yeah. Super great group. You guys, you know, hopefully get to party with you guys again soon. But I think that's a wrap. Yep. All right, guys. With that, in a world full of apples.
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