One word that describes you
Tired. (From 3 straight months of 12-16 hrs work/day, and 2 straight weeks of partying/celebrating.) Mr AA
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What's for lunch?
Just water all day today.
How's the Weather Out There
I usually do not post on the weekend, but I find myself with a few minutes to pop. It's only 71 in Far North Phx at 2pm. What? Love it!! 125 is right around the corner somewhere.
One word that describes you
Those are often times the best deals, plus you get to make it your own.
WTF
That reminds me... I have a friend that moved out here to PHX from NYC, and he was absolutely amazed at how wonderfully quiet it is. I asked him what he meant, and he told me that there was always sound bouncing off the buildings such as t…
One word that describes you
BT - New home, remodeled resale, or are you fixing it up?
Fucking Friday
It's was pretty funny to my wife. And to my whole family anytime something crazy happens to me.
So, whatcha drinking
Another coincidence HotTN, I almost never drink coffee, but if I do it's a good quality brand with Italian Sweet Cream. Mrs loves that taste as well.
How's the Weather Out There
I don't know what's going on with the weather out here... but it's still fucking outstanding! Usually it starts breaching 100 throughout May, Today is only a cool 71 in far north Phoenix.
What's for lunch?
Sushi
favorite song lyrics
I'm always changing stations as well. Some moods need to flow, and other moods need to be changed intentionally... and quickly.
One word that describes you
Good for you BT.
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Sticky From tripping and spilling OJ and Eggs all over me.
Fucking Friday
My fucking Friday morning fucking started off by fucking tripping up my fucking stairs and fucking spilling fucking orange juice and fucking eggs all over my fucking body! FUCK YOU STAIRS!
favorite song lyrics
Then after hearing every one of those songs a 1,000 times, genre's of New Country started taking off and while I do not care for Pop Country or Rappish Country... the fun loving Country that combines a some Rock energy with a good ol' Coun…
favorite song lyrics
Look at all the Country music fans. :) Even if you only like a few songs, you're alright in my book. I grew up with Country playing in my home and parents cars, so by the time I was in 6th grade I was sick of it. They listened to various g…
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
3 mile bike ride. Weights. Shot some hoops.
favorite song lyrics
He should be in his 80's by now if he's not dead.
favorite song lyrics
I used to hear him on the radio when I was a kid. I remember him as being kind of funny as well.
One word that describes you
Nice one.
So, whatcha drinking
V8
What's for Dinner
Tuna and steamed veggies.
One word that describes you
Physical Therapy related to Fucking?
favorite song lyrics
@TN - Fun song. :) That gets me thinking... It's easy to see I like 'That Bass' when people see my wife's big ass. I Love Every Inch Of It! And her, let's not forget I said HER, lmao. :) @NU - Ol' Mel... what a classic. @NJ - I have not he…
Just Wondering
Everyone is finding singles on APPS at the moment that they want to fuck. Or they set up planned fun through those apps a week or two out. All these sites seem to be losing ground in this country of instant gratification.
favorite song lyrics
Reminds me of the CUTEST line ever said to me... Scene: Out dancing at a local Toby Keith's; Her: "Do you have horses?" Me: Yes Her: "How about saving them for another time, but take me for a ride tonight."
favorite song lyrics
Billy Ray Cyrus "I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here."
favorite song lyrics
A Classic: "I may not be in love, but let me tell you, I'm in heat." Dolly Parton's song ROMEO
favorite song lyrics
Isn't it funny how that works? There's a family board game called Balderdash, and it's quite interesting how several people will come up with nearly identical thoughts every round.
Post of the day award
The 1985 Oscar quote from Sally Field just popped into my head, lol.
favorite song lyrics
I was actually thinking about that Brad Paisley "Tick" song right before I wrote the fishing one.
One word that describes you
:) Oh, and thank you for the pics and compliments in your PM. Mr
What's for Dinner
Aaaaaawwwwww maaaaaaaaaaan! Fuck.
One word that describes you
You are coming to Phoenix? :) I could certainly understand your excitement as I hear that I'm one heck of a guy. Mr
Why do some men lie about penis size
This topic reminds me about the scene in the latest Avengers where the guys are all trying to lift Mjölnir.
So, whatcha drinking
3 eggs in V8 Juice
What's for Dinner
I will eat an extra steak for all you vegans/vegetarians. :) :)
WTF
Hey Bobby... I do not know what you are writing most of the time, but at least you are trying. Keep reading how others write, and that will help you work on your English. If one seeks first to understand, then to be understood, they will c…
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
Today is all about fishing and posting. Casting back and forth while walking miles of shoreline. Then getting a workout with my fingers in between.
Full Swapping in separate rooms
For couple swapping, separate rooms are more fun for us as there is more focus.
favorite song lyrics
"I used to Love her, but I had to kill her... I knew I'd miss her, so she's buried right in my back yard..." Guns and Roses
favorite song lyrics
From a Brad Paisley song when his wife asked him to choose between fishing and her... ..."I'm gonna miss her..."
So, whatcha drinking
Water
What's for Dinner
Fresh Filet Mig Non
whats for dessert
Two Pussies
Simple Pleasures
Simple pleasure: My/Our dogs coming to the door when I/We arrive home.
How's the Weather Out There
Only up to 79 in far North Phoenix. This is WTFucking Great!!
Just Wondering
Speaking of cool... When I was a teen, I once worked with this funny old man who always had one liners. One of them was... "I'm one hell of a guy, just ask me, I'll tell you." I miss that guy, and I still use every one of his lines when th…
How's the Weather Out There
Currently in the longest stretch of great weather in Phoenix before the REAL HEAT hits us. It's WTFucking Awesome!! :)
One word that describes you
Ready Ready for the week with some possible new business connections. And thank you gentleman for the earlier comments.
One word that describes you
Thank you Kelly.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
"I'm not good with names, but I am awesome with numbers." "All those curves and me with no brakes." "Your lips look like candy and I feel like a fat kid." "I last longer than a white crayon." "Gonna wash it down with a pitcher of someone n…
So, whatcha drinking
I'll give it a shot. OR 9.
So, whatcha drinking
I figure a little of that Jack Daniels TN Honey mixed with Jameson and Coke would be an interesting mix. Could be a nice drink.
So, whatcha drinking
Going to try that TN Honey with my Jameson and Coke and see how that tastes.
So, whatcha drinking
Getting started on some Jameson and Coke for awhile, then on to variations of Vodka, then in a few hours various shots, then ending the evening with several beers. After this weekend, no more drinking until the fall. Just how I roll.
What's for lunch?
Filet, Salmon, and a whole bunch of veggies.
Fucking Friday
I'm feeling very happily aggressive anyway, so I might save it up and pound her into complete exhaustion another day.
Fucking Friday
Maybe. When family and friends leave.
How's the Weather Out There
Absolutely pouring down cold rain in far north Phoenix. Only 59 degrees currently.
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
Sometimes with dumbasses, I will even take it much further and get all circumlocutious up in dey greeowl. I can't stand lack of effort.
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
The whole entire mail from a single male last week... "Fuck?" My reply, "Considering that context and inflection often get lost through digital discourse, please more eloquently elaborate your contextual parameters." No reply from the Dumb…
Watching your wife get fucked
It's been awhile since I have watched Mrs AA get fucked by someone else. I fucking love it, and am really looking forward to the next time that happens. We always finish off DPing her (one anal/vaginal), good times.
Fucking Friday
Going to fucking party, but not fuck at the party.
One word that describes you
Impressed ... with the amount of people who are actually planning to show up tonight for our daughters college graduation party. It happens to be our anniversary as well, so that's a plus having everyone over to socialize. Because we live…
One word that describes you
We will soon experience the traveling time fatigue more as we are planning on touring the country in a year or two.
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@NJ Are you so exhausted that you can't sleep? Is it 3 hours difference from the east coast to AZ? You should be exhausted.
Just Wondering
Some people here in the greater Phx area also use that tactic of opening pics for others going to the same party. I heard that in doing so, it might entice people to actually follow through on attending and help them easily be recognized a…
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
That's a good case for keeping those stalls pristine.
DP yes or no?
I might have to travel to AR to help make that happen. :) Mr AA
One word that describes you
Thank you Scandle and NJ. I'm as tough as they come, but I will be carrying a cloth in case I get all broken up.
One word that describes you
PROUD. Daughter is 20 years old and graduating college on Saturday! Magna Cum Laude with a Major in Statistics and a Minor in Computer Science. She also happens to be a National Champion Cheerleader (Stunt). Mr
So, whatcha drinking
BLT - I am having one of those days where I am not cerebrally clicking, so initially after I read "mucho agua", I thought... Hmmmm... I will have to look that up, lol. Then a couple of seconds later my other personality said, "Hey dumb ass…
So, whatcha drinking
Drinking Whey protein mixed with milk instead of water.
How's the Weather Out There
Partly cloudy and 70 in far north Phx.
What's for lunch?
10:30 Lunch: Chicken salad, 1 cup broccoli, 1/4 avocado 2pm second lunch: Whey protein shake, 1/2 can tuna, apple
DP yes or no?
A man who knows how to use and tilt his hips can help the whole process to a better outcome.
Favorite Quotes
An old one... "Practice makes perfect, and I want to leave you perfect in the morning."
DP yes or no?
Epic failure? Was there a Vagina tear?
One word that describes you
Outstanding... ... in the rain because it's a nice night for an evening.
Are any men interested
I happen to prefer thicker curvy women if they fit their frame reasonably well, and I know plenty of very attractive guys who also do. Besides that absolute necessity of having excellent hygiene and a sweet personality, my first preference…
Fucking Friday
Going to pick up this fucking gorgeous woman tonight, and fuck her in this fucking loaner truck from the fucking dealership before we go somewhere to fucking dance and then fuck some more. Then I will fucking come home and fucking describe…
DP yes or no?
A good friend of ours has been in Europe playing some Rugby, so he texts my wife and writes; "Have you missed our DP sessions?" When we get together, she loses her voice. :)
How's the Weather Out There
Up here in far north PHX it will get up to 89 and be sunny and clear. Down into the general PHX metro valley area it should easily breach 100.
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
Not my first Rodeo. :) That reminds me... I had a naughty little cowgirl at a rodeo one time.
So, whatcha drinking
Time for a few shots of Junior Johnsons Moonshine, followed by a tall Tullamore Dew and Coke, then a couple of Ultra's with green olives. Let's get ready for the draft.
One word that describes you
Beholden ... that we are on topic track again.
One word that describes you
GOOD - Sum bitch that was funny. :) If it was a flip, I would honorably disclose it and take the loss. This one is mine though. I bought it new at the end of '12 so it's under a full warranty. Or maybe a 'pretend full warranty' depending o…
One word that describes you
Thanks Froggy. To channel Johnny Carson... "I did not know that!"
One word that describes you
I am anxious to see the look on his face when I tell him that. My in person naturally good natured awe shucks country boy charm usually has it's way of getting what I want. Kind of like a Detective Colombo persona. I'm all sweet and nice b…
One word that describes you
Excellent NJ, thanks. Yeah, I have it in writing a few times now. I also made a video and have documented my financial loses from items that broke in transit. I am sitting here waiting for the GM now. I will first explain that they are end…
One word that describes you
ANGRY!!!!! The FUCKING dealership acknowledges that they can duplicate my transmission issue, but they say that there is not a "Code" to fix it. It's under warranty, so if you do not have a code, then replace the FUCKING transmission!!!! S…
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
Since I flip vehicles for fun in my spare time, I think my next purchase should be at the police auction. I will outfit the car with the proper markings. I already have plenty of handcuffs, restraints, a perfect replica uniform, plus I alw…
What's for lunch?
@Good Just working on eating better, plus I also started lifting again a few weeks ago. My metabolism has always been great, but after watching friends go through some medical stuff partly because they ate anything and everything, I decide…
What's for lunch?
1st lunch at 10am: Raw Tuna steak. 3 egg whites. Yogurt mixed with extra strawberries, blueberries, apples, and ground flaxseed. Second lunch at 1:30: 8oz chicken breast. Raw Broccoli and Cauliflower
How's the Weather Out There
Just finished raining for two days after being a gorgeous sunny and 75 up here in far north Phoenix. The dewy wet smell of the high desert floor... all the beautiful plants and their aromas... the rolling and craggy hills of the north vall…
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
Nope, SLUT. I'm just irresistible... ... to some.
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
Another one today... To the Mrs, "Wud u b in poly relship? b cuz i think im n luv!" Already? lol, new record.
How's the Weather Out There
Up in far north Phoenix, it's just like the Joe Nichols song... Sunny and 75.
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
I had always wanted to fuck in a Tree House. One day I found a home for sale that had a pretty nice one and I made it happen. With the Realtor. Some Realtors are SSllluuuutts.