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I finally decided to go see a psychic. I get there, knock on the door and hear “who is it?”. I left.
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Short Jokes
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.
Camp carnival safe
We will be there!
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she has slept with. She said yes…… the rest were sevens and eights.
Any real guys in here?
Goodgollymsmolly98226, has in my opinion, brought up the heart of the matter. The internet and instant gratification have worsened this problem. I, the male half, have been swinging for 30 years. Back then you went to an adult bookstore bo…
Camp carnival safe
We have been thinking about attending. Unfortunately we are still working stiffs, getting the time off is a challenge. Plus there is always one more thing to do to the camper to have it ready for dry camping. Hopefully 2025 will be the yea…
Gang Bangs
We know at least two clubs that do have a night for this. Frankly, the folks that are interested in this activity can arrange multiple guys on a regular night at a club. So there is no need for it. Add to that, SLS has many groups and part…
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Maria, a devout Catholic, gets married. She and her husband have 8 kids. The husband dies. She remarries and has 7 more kids, then her second husband dies. Maria dies a few years later. At her funeral the priest says "At least they're toge…
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Why is there no pregnant Barbie? Because Ken cums in a different box.
Hedo and What do you tell vanilla world?
Yes, we've had to come up with ideas for this as well. The trick is to not give details. If you forget the story you made up, you get tripped up in your lie. Similar to what has already been mentioned, we say we are going to Jamaica. When…
RV CLUB FOR LIFESTYLERS
We’ve waited two years to upgrade to a newer TT. Thanks again Covid! Finally found a good price and the floor plan we wanted. Picking up next month. Hoping for a quick spring trip for testing/organizing, before a trip out west to Utah for…
Fantasy Fest Couples Meet n Greet
Add us to the list of interested parties.
Celebrity Infinity Mar. 11, 2022 Argentina
Yes, we'll be on this one.
Hedonism. May 1-8 2021
Yes, we'll be there.
Fantasy Fest 2021
We had friends that had a place close to duval that we could change at, or leave a few things with. I'm sure you'll make some friends that might be closer. lol
Fantasy Fest 2021
We have been thinking about it and finally put a deposit down on a place with several other couples. We had a blast last year, can’t imagine it would be any different in 21.
Fantasy Fest 2020
We can totally understand that Rogero we aren't going either this year. We will miss yet another fun time due to the pandemic.
cock rings
I bought my first one 6 months ago and haven't really used it much. Got the adjustable size one. I think I need one that's tighter but I'm not looking to do damage.
Short Jokes
Nipples, without them boobs would be pointless.
Short Jokes
I called the Tinnitus hot line but all I got was ringing.
Hedo Sexy Silvers?
We’ve known the couple that founded/organized/hosts (take your pick) the group from many previous trips to hedo in January. Although this is our first trip in May with the silvers, we know they’ve been selling out the resort for the week t…
Fantasy Fest 2020
NC, having never been to carnival I can’t compare it. But it is a large lifestyle crowd. Lots of people post and discuss going on this and several other swinger sites.
We don't want to see all the Single Male hot dates .
We find it frustrating as well. We have SM’s blocked and some days that’s all we see on hot dates. On The Who’s on page I can filter who I want to see. This would be a nice feature on hot dates also.
What you'd like vs what you can attract!
This is one of the reasons we like house parties better then clubs. It is much easier to play separate yet both play. The club dynamic is centered around couple on couple and we are much more likely to take one for the team.
Outdated profiles
AandJinNNJ is absolutely right when they mention getting out. We always have much better luck finding playmates by meeting face to face and talking. Most profiles on here are cookie cutters, they’re all basically the same. They don’t actua…
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A new hospital administrator is getting a tour of her new facility from the head doctor. At one point they come upon a patient in his room, door wide open, masturbating furiously. She immediately tells the head doctor to make him stop. The…
Senior Swinger Convention??
We are going in May with the silvers.
Senior Swinger Convention??
We would definitely like to attend. Timing and area would be the determining factors of course. The age limit 55 plus would hopefully only be a guide line since we haven't crossed that line yet.
Fantasy Fest 2019
First visit for us. 21st-26th. Looking forward to it.
Las Vegas LS resorts?
We’re headed to Vegas in May. Seriously considering staying here. I see several mentions of it being quiet during the week, how about the weekends? Not that we are looking for a raucous party, just some people to mingle with.
Do single males know how to read.
We agree with April. It's not just a SM trait it's a people trait. We get a lot of couples that haven't read or understood our profile.