[LOCKED]Why aren’t single men allowed at parties?

This thread is pure gold! Pure entertainment!

Michael, thank you for one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time. To answer the original post, many single men:

don't take their meds often enough,
have really creepy profile pics,
cannot communicate with anything other than broken slang,
throw tantrums when they don't get what they want,
refuse to actually listen when someone tells them something,
think ladies want to stare at dicks all day and ogle biceps,
don't show respect to both halves of a couple,
imagine that every lady wants to play with them,
imagine that every husband in the LS is inadequate and has a tiny dick,
................

Also, many couples really have no interest in single men to begin with.

Again, thanks for the comedy. Please don't give up. Keep slanginit.

hold on hold on my girl in the front boy the truth hurt man y'all hold it down remember what I said So early don't wash your face don't brush your teeth get that breakfast ready she gonna forget about that keyboard but homie man pray for that for that girl that's it that's it and watch soon I leave they gonna protest about how I don't know about swingers I don't know why you women letting bullies take over they sick man ?? ?? ?? ?? watch now if not here go to another room they going off ?? ?? ??

"don't worry bout us Tyrone outside"

Michael: Tyrone in the house yo! You outside in the cold little bro.

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:-)

~Allen

well ima stop homie choking his girl out ?? ?? ?? and protesting at the same time

point proving again look how many of y'all it take to explain to me about swingers no no no I'm talking bout these bullies on here tomorrow let her pick do that for her not for me let hold the key board dam man

y'all laughing this shit serious

he didn't say just me he talking all my homies out ?? ?? ?? again don't worry bout us Tyrone outside

Al when you get up in the morning and fix your woman breakfast watch how your chest poke out homie feel bad for his girl she gone ?? ?? ?? his famous words that's it that's it wtf

now you bad you got help y'all some wimps take all y'all to go against one single guy cause y'all mad I'm telling the truth stop it

Michael: Thanks for the laughs and the meltdown. Bye little man.

:-)

~Allen

Mark my words this ain't gonna last forever she already tried of you just laying on top of her

oh cause the other guy got a girl y'all feel safe ?? ?? ??

oh cause the other guy got a girl y'all feel safe ?? ?? ??

he running the show tag me in al tag me in homie the single guys the clean up men

Michael: Bro playin' PS2.

Bro ain't no brawler, he be a fucking bawler. Trifling his shit up in here yo, gonna get ganked a couple yo, keep trifling, bro need to get to fuckin' steppin' before a woman pull her another rib and a motherfucka see red.

~Allen

how many bi girls why it alway say in bold letters no single guy but single girls welcome

Mike don't understand what swinging mean I don't understand why y'all block us like we gonna take her and why you always got the keyboard so that got nothing to do with being a swinger these guys bullies

bra please please don't beat her up tonight I did it ?? ?? ?? he gonna grab her by the neck thats it that's it

bra please please don't beat her up tonight I did it ?? ?? ?? he gonna grab her by the neck thats it that's it

mybad single guys I didn't think homie was gone protest that it that's it ?? ?? lol

bra said that's it that's it blocking all the single guys you worried I don't have to a treat woman with respect please your wpman

and guess what you gonna be the one blocked blocking your future all ready ima stop man for these people kill they self

look at them cant fight one everybody mad they in the other room talking shit scared to hear the truth I just letting you know this ain't gonna last forever always somebody better

bra said he gone put a end to us