sorillo1000Veteran
Fresno, CA, Us
"still enough to ummmmm lightly pull - woot woot"
Did anyone else read that as "lightly pull wood"?
Because I'm thinkin' we need to talk, KJ...... winks
HAPPY THOUGHTS - 2018
trooperandpirategirlVeteran
Louisville, KY, Us
"HT: Long weekend coming up...no work!"
worst part about having gone back to working retail...holiday week-ends are busy week-ends and they want their top people there. This is also when it sucks to be a "top" person.
HT- kids both had an awesome school year and are on to new activities and adventures.
KellyJean2014Veteran
Bartlett, TN, Us
HT - tonight Kinky Karaoke
HT2- found a route around the Coca-Cola 600 crowd, events, and already congested area due to road work (ain't nobody got time for that)
HT3 - lovin' the new look (color & cut) still enough to ummmmm lightly pull - woot woot
_Tramp_Regular
Alpharetta, GA
HT: Long weekend coming up...no work!
888eatme888Veteran
Charles Town, WV, Us
Done, Done and Done!
My automotive tech software, security access and programmer arrived one day early too, packaged neatly in a briefcase with foam cut outs for each accessory!
~Allen
888eatme888Veteran
Charles Town, WV, Us
HT: Yay! My sports bike’s new rear master brake cylinder, hoses and reservoir arrived! A quick install, caliper bleed and pedal adjustment is all it needs to be season ready.
~Allen
ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us
The soil in my backyard is good dirt for Vegas. It hold moisture instead of the sandy soil that most of the desert has. Perfect for fruit trees and tomatoes and other verges.
I found this out after overwatering and almost killing my persimmon and mandarin orange trees.
CopNkittenVeteran
Phila, PA, Us
congrats VA!
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
It's in JFK's suit coat pocket. He forgot to mail it. Jeesh! Where was his... Oh, never mind...
BT
tbrmskssVeteran
San Diego, CA, Us
Where's our invitation?
vabeachcouple33Veteran
Windermere, FL, Us
Thank you.
Correction: FRIDAY July 6.
vabeachcouple33Veteran
Windermere, FL, Us
Our daughter is getting married, at a small private ceremony, on Saturday July 6.
tiggrcatVeteran
Rockport, MA, Us
congrats VA hope the dough keeps rolling in
vabeachcouple33Veteran
Windermere, FL, Us
HT: Our assistant is in her sixth week. It's been quite a ride. A lot of work working with her and helping her figure out how we need things done, and we're very happy to see her taking initiative - cautiously - here and there to take care of problems before we know they exist. So far, so good. We're happy with her.
This last month has been insane. Economically, it has been far and away our most successful month of work, ever.
tiggrcatVeteran
Rockport, MA, Us
did you save chez lol
ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us
Move is done this weekend
ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us
WOW the master bedroom has mirrored doors on the closet and in the bathroom we have wrap around mirrors on the walls.
When the mrs walk naked from the bath to the bed i can see her from three different angles at the same time. i sure i will get used to it but right now i get hard as a rock every time i see her for the front and in the mirrors at the same time.
tbrmskssVeteran
San Diego, CA, Us
Ahh, you are in Glendora...
I was going to say I don't pay that much for three cars. But then I remembered that when I moved back to San Diego from Fullerton my premiums dropped by half.
HT- after 25 years my home, RV and auto insurer (rhymes with ball hate) has lost my biz to my new insurer (rhymes with wet wife), for more benefits and more than half a reduction in premiums; on the cars alone -$3000.
ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us
Happy Mrs looks really good walking around naked in our new house. We have complete privacy on a half acre with tall fences in a single story community.
No clothing needed as the neighbors cant see in
vabeachcouple33Veteran
Windermere, FL, Us
It just made me laugh because it was trying to look like it was so serious. Plain white envelope and block letters IMPORTANT PIANO INFORMATION. Not "Great deals on pianos!" or even "Your kids will grow up to be retards if you don't teach them piano!"
chezdeVeteran
Morristown, NJ, Us
I get about a dozen of those HTs a week.... things I don't own, never owned, never will own.
GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us
Women prefer a man who is good with his organ anyway.
Tickle the tonsils, not the ivories.
vabeachcouple33Veteran
Windermere, FL, Us
It's a Happy Thought because
- We don't own or have interest in owning a piano
- The whole thing made me laugh really, really nicely.
Which I needed. May has been my hardest month of work in at least 10 years. Wrapped up early today and went to get the mail and found this hysterical piece of junk mail.
vabeachcouple33Veteran
Windermere, FL, Us
Got some official looking mail today with huge capital letters on it that said
IMPORTANT PIANO INFORMATION
We don't own a piano, but opened it anyway.
Just trying to sell us a piano...