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You haven't learned a single thing here. Go away with your tail between your legs in peace and don't come back. It's best for you and everyone here.

OH, you definitely should try on Rabbit's Mardis Gras dress. Glad you finally are understanding yourself.

OH, for your next profile you should be a BBC fireman who was a former navy seal.

OH- you are working awfully hard at being something you are not. As FlipFlop said, you will never be successful.

You base you’re tactics on deception and you are unable to pull it off. You say you wear designer clothes- you don’t. You say you have a nice car - you took a picture with one at a dealership. You say we only want BBC so you write in your profile you identify as BBC. You claim you understand your roll as a SM but you aren’t a swinger and actually thing swingers are disgusting. You were even considering finding a dog to take a picture with to try to appeal to others but I’m guessing you don’t have a dog.

Your profile and messages scream “warning” most swingers can see that clearly.

Do yourself a favor. Next time you consider joining strip naked, look in the mirror and repeat, “I am not a swinger” then take the money you were going to spend here and hire a pro. You are looking for sex on tap and you aren’t going to find it here

~rabbit~

Completely disagree, you will never be successful in this lifestyle. Sorry but that's a fact

To all you swingers - it is has been fun talking to all of you. I am going to sign off and rethink trying to be in this lifestyle. I have certainly learned a lot and will consider using those tactics if I am back. I know I can be successful on here. I have to learn patience, but I don’t have any as you know. I need to get to a party as well. I am confident in person ,couples will see that I am a legit single male. I am not some crazy freak that most of you come across on here. Peace to the Middle East.

Cheers!

My father did spend some time in Cleveland post military....

Odds are even????

“ Me and 8inch are brothers now.”

I heard his dad was banging the shit out of your mom, just wasn’t going to be the first to say.

~Allen

Me and 8inch are brothers now.

OMG Thanks HB.. we just spit our coffee out laughing!

A child on an adult site! Hey people look at ME ME ME!

Some couple finally emails me back after like two weeks. Tells me not to misrepresent myself on her saying I am black. And to be patient and don’t forget a lot of people are still not playing due to COVID. Whatever...tired of the whole COVID excuse. Any smart individual should have the shot by now.

"Then I turn into the hulk if you don’t reply, etc. "

OH, I think once again you're having trouble with current technology and terms. You turn into a "Karen" and quite possibly a screaming toddler in the toy isle.

T-4 days and counting...and I think, just like that, Travelers, with his suggestion, may have just derailed Dapple’s departure.

Dagnabbit!

BT

Big baller should just buy Harley and some common sense so he can fuck all the wives he wants.

He's too busy fucking all his bitches to spell check.

Another problem with why people MAY not be responding . . .

They read your forum posts.

Why bother responding when all you will do is attack them for not giving you the response you want in the timeframe that you want.

Again, priorities.

YOU are not it.

Hell, I wonder if you have even been to a swing club before. You can start a conversation with someone and that doesn't mean that they (a) will continue the conversation, (b) talk to you for 10 minutes (c) fuck you.

I can imagine how you would act at a swing club. "Hi, my name is Joe. I am glad they let single males in tonight." Then the couple would go, wtf is with this guy. One would respond, "Yeah, we normally show up on couples night but decided to try this night." Now what I think you would do . . . "Well, seeing that you wanted to try the night out, let's go. I like MFM and your husband can watch or participate, I don't care."

Seeing that you want a story . . .

Probably the best night ever in a swing club for me. Saturday night (couples night) I was with my wife at the bar sitting down. These two gorgeous black ladies are walking by. I had seen them before doing 'loops' around the club. The smartass in me decided to try something. I had ZERO intention at that time in trying to hook up with them. I stand up and get in front of them. I say, "Ladies, how come you are not smiling? This place is a blast." That garnered a response from one of them. She said, "Well. We were here last night as well." I responded, "Oh, you had a great time and came back." She responded, "No. Actually, we didn't have a good time or like last night." I looked confused and asked, "How did you not have a good time?" The other responded, "Well, no one would fuck us. The single guys were creepy as they hung out in towels and would never say anything to us at all." I responded by saying, "Well, on behalf of the other men in the world, those guys are idiots and we are taking their man card away. Had I been there last night, I would have talked to you, and made sure you left happy." The first one responds, "Ok, let's go now." That was it. My wife was witnessing this and her jaw dropped to the ground. It took 30 seconds and now I was going to have 3 women and me.

Yeah, that was winning the lottery back to back because that was so far from what normally happens in a club.

There ya go. Happy you got a story?

Time is money - hire a hooker. Ohhhhh wait . . . I figured out why you are so busy. You are saving up to buy an RV and a Boat and a Motorcycle so you can be in the kewl kids club.

You've already admitted that you're a con-man, with that crack about northerners moving south to take advantage of the southerners. But no con artist worth his 3 Card Monte deck would whine about the marks not falling for his game.

OH2, "" If I came up to you and said hello, and introduced myself at a party or event I would expect you to reply. You don’t just ignore them and walk away. ""

So you don't know how the internet works ? And we are the dumb rednecks ? Ok got it.

I just changed it so you will see it soon hopefully. It is a great marketing tactic.

Travelers - I like your idea. I am not kidding. It will get people to look at my profile. I am going to start working on it now. Thanks!

If I came up to you and said hello, and introduced myself at a party or event I would expect you to reply. You don’t just ignore them and walk away. Same goes for on here. This is just another communication tool.

As the once Sir Erotic Amazon once said you need to act like you are having a normal conversation when messaging.

"It is the profile and message."

Man, the answer to making you successful is so obvious I don't know how we all missed it. You really don't need to be a super hung, muscle bound BBC with six packs abs as you have repeatedly stated. It's 2021 and everyone is "woke" these days. Just change you tagline to read that you "identify" yourself as a super hung BBC with six pack abs and the chicks will be knocking down your door! Add in that your minivan "identifies" as a new Harley and you"ll need to hire a receptionist just to screen all the incoming emails.

I can’t stand the etiquette. Whoever came up with it shame on you. It’s the rudest way for one to commmunictae.

But you're not a swinger. You've admitted as much several times and have ridiculed various common swinger behaviors.

Why would a swinger want to have sex with you?

It is the profile and message. I start off like the nicest guy you ever met. Then I turn into the hulk if you don’t reply, etc.