Your profile and messages are not really the problem.
It's your attitude - you're not a swinger and have ridiculed swingers several times in your posts here but you feel entitled to replies to your messages and the opportunity to have sex with people you feel are beneath you.
What's not to love?
Phoebert - I asked someone to write my profile and message along time ago on here. I will pay them to do it cia any app you want.
Since you seem to think this should be treated like business, maybe you should hire a professional.
This is not Burger King. You cannot always have it your way.
LOL
I am a busy guy and type this on my phone. I know the difference between their and there. I got a lot going on at all times. Hence why I want answers quickly. Time is money.
The comedians are back in the house with there jokes I don’t think anyone gets.
We have Tramp and Bridgetender on at 1:00 followed by Erotic Amazon who will story telling at 2:00. In between you will here from me.
Their.
Hear.
Absolutely one of the most clueless dipshits I ever saw on this site. Such a fun watch to see the meltdown.
Puppet Show
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OH2
Tick Tock
We have Tramp and Bridgetender on at 1:00 followed by Erotic Amazon who will story telling at 2:00. In between you will here from me.
The comedians are back in the house with there jokes I don’t think anyone gets.
Here’s the bottom line...I don’t have the patience for people to take their good old time getting back to me or lack there of.
Being stood up via messaging or getting half ass answers doesn’t work for me. Some couple replied back to me maybe and then possibly. What the hell is that? Literally one word answers.
Not one single cum-catching sock puppet joke?
Tramp, nothing personal, but I think I like it better when Lady posts.
Also, instead of Windmill guy, we’re calling him Dapple now.
BT
I don’t person understand why everyone is on the Windmill guy. (Shame on you BT)
I, for one, think he’s pretty cool.
Tramp the NBBC
I don't have kids, but I do have a puppet.
Actually, I just looked in my room this morning and now there's TWO of them. Shit. That's what I get for spilling water on him.
Now I just need to be sure they don't eat after midnight...
"The kids all took it pretty hard."
Lol. Same with my kids, and grandkids. :-)
tbr - "My 7 children(that I know of) are going to be surprised I am a swinger with no children... "
The wife and I decided a few years ago we would not have any children.
The kids all took it pretty hard.
My 7 children(that I know of) are going to be surprised I am a swinger with no children...
Don Quixote was valiant. Maybe delusional, but definitely valiant. Perhaps Dapple?
You really are fucking stupid.
The story? It was a couple we met in the 90s and saw in the middle of March. Yes, I guess 60 days ago is technically in the past, but never let the concept get in the way of your narrative.
You really are a judgemental whiner. Hell, you are also envious as fuck.
Are you jealous that you are not black?
Are you envious of those guys that have big dicks because you have a micropenis?
Everything you keep writing is putting you in the incel category.
You want to take pride in going to a club, spending money, finding a couple that didn't do as you please, and try and ruin their night. Wow, you really are insecure. Remember, you are in the south, one of those guys in the couples you do this to may not just blow you off, they make beat the fuck out of you.
And if you don't think that violence happens at swing clubs, I have a scar from violence at Miami Velvet and took 20ish stitches for it. Nothing like alcohol and a sexual environment for someone to go off.
Normally I would wish you the best of luck in finding what you are looking for. However, for you, all I can wish for is karma to kick in. You reap what you sow.
T-5 days and counting: Don Quixote wildly flails at the windmills.
The Sancho Panzas of the forums sit back, shaking their heads in laughter, but mostly though, they cringe, wondering what horrors Day T-4 will bring.
BT
It's you're, not your. Even a dumb southern girl like me knows when to use your or you're.
Erotic Amazon - There are dangerous roads all over the place. Nowadays just leaving the house is dangerous. Maybe you should state in your profile I don’t drive on dangerous roads at night.
Can’t make a date since April 23? Give me a break. It’s called respect. Especially, when I checked in twice since very nicely to see what’s up.
Are you seriously talking about high school? How old are you?
I don’t give a rats ass how small the community is. Your story makes no sense. You like talking about the past.
That is the other thing I have discovered about most of you. Your whimps. You like to report people to the administrator or run to management. Grow up and fend for yourself. So who are the real whiners?
@OH
To all couples: don’t lead somebody on either. That also pisses me off. For example, a couple will say we are super busy this month. Oh really! In most cases you don’t have kids, you work 40 hours a week and more than likely working from home, and you can’t do much due to COVID, but you are so busy. So what is it you are spending your time doing? It’s called being organized! Get your life together people.
Why do you care what they are spending their time doing? And perhaps they are being organized. We have someone who wants to meet on a Monday night about 40 minutes from us in 2 weeks. We told them we are not sure. Why? For two reasons, one, we do not know how busy that Tuesday will be work wise. If we have a fuck ton of things to do, going out on a Monday night will fuck up Tuesday. Secondly, to get there is on a road that has a lot of deaths from accidents. Historically, we have tried to stay away from that road at night. But see, you are so self-absorbed you could never figure out that they could have these kinds of reasons because the world revolves around YOU.
"Here is another story: on April 23 I heard back from a couple. We set up time to meet the following week. Days before our meet up their schedules changed. Ok great let’s see what we can do now. So it is now May 12 and I still haven’t heard back of a day we can meet. What in the hell is wrong with people!"
Perhaps they read your posts?
"What you all don’t know is I am truly a nice guy, but if you cross my path the wrong way it equals trouble."
So you want to create trouble because someone didn't respond to you? How the fuck did you get through high school? Are you an incel? What did you do when a girl said NO to you? I rarely say this, but you have some serious anger issues. People are NOT your possessions.
Now what you don't realize is that this is a very small community and people talk like there is no fucking tomorrow. Your reputation for these outbursts will help your premise that people have to have a boat/RV/motorcycle, black, big-dick, etc. come true. You will be blackballed. Don't think it is a small community? In March we went to Tampa. Friends of ours HERE had friends there. They invited us to a small house party. We left Fort Lauderdale in 2003. At the party? A couple we knew from 1997 who lived in Fort Lauderdale knew the couple who was hosting the party in Tampa, 250 miles away.
Now as you stated you are getting your money's worth here. Guess what is going to happen when you go to a club and then pick on the people? They will just tell management wtf you are doing and harassing them. Guess what management will do? Toss you the fuck out. A SM is not worth keeping in there harassing the couples. Enjoy spending that entrance fee just to harass the couple and get tossed and blacklisted from ever attending again.
To keep it southern, boy, you have no couth.
