Im so upset ... Tampa finally blocked us after PMed twice witjout a response, until I finally explained the reality of the swinging world to him. Excuse me, Im gonna go cry in a corner now because I can no longer see his hairy run-of-the-mill ungorgeous cock.
~Britney~
Tampa, your Just another fake profile. Why do you do this? I've called out two profiles on here and they have the same kind of profile pic, showing nothing, just a suit jacket. Also claiming how their cocks are so big and gorgeous and left her thirst quenched and that she would be back for more. 88 reviews in two years!, yea right! Bobby, good call.
Well I'm still laughing. Looking at my hand and arm, if it's that big dam every time he gets an erection he passes out becouse he doesn't have enough blood in his body for both heads. Making more popcorn and butter.
Tampa.. is just one big dick!
That's how he opens his lines with anyone dick photos and his dick request.. and YES we have a second home in Lithia Fish Hawk.. just outside of Tampa.. never seen him before down south! Recently on line being an idiot to all!
No, you still get popcorn. It's pretty easy to figure out entire conversations with just some of the input.
Extra butter with that? ;-)
Well crap - I started that reply and wandered off before finishing it. I had earlier politely replied "no thank you" to TampaGentleman's message that he'd opened his pictures.
Now it appears that TampaGentleman has blocked me - his IM and all his forum posts are gone.
Guess I'll miss any future fun. Does that mean I don't get popcorn?
Tampa, sweetie, if you are going to lash out at someone you should at least get your ducks in a row.
I did not accuse you of being fake - I just wondered if your location changed daily because you were being run out of town (for being so ridiculous was the implication). And while generally my grip on geography is often shaky - I'm pretty good with Florida after living in Orlando for thirty-five years.
Thanks for the IM notifying me that you opened your pictures but I'm going to have to pass. I don't even request dick pics of gentlemen I plan on playing with. Your default picture is all I need since I'm not at all attracted to you.
~Phoebert's Wife
Dam this is funny, once I over heard a woman say if you seen one you've seen them all. Here some advice from a old carpenter, "nails come in all shapes and sizes it's the carpenter that's driving that nail that makes the differentes". Pass the popcorn please. Lol
Yoga makes all the difference. But, no, of course I'm not 97.
Okay, so, I tried. I really and sincerely tried to see what on earth you see that has you making a claim that your cock is gorgeous.
I like cocks, I like men, I've known a lot of both, and I'm sorry to report that it's just the same veiny anatomical protuberance other men have. Smaller than some, bigger than others, certainly no better looking, plus you really need to do some trimming, because that is just unattractive.
I get that you're in love with your own penis, but on the aesthetic merits I doubt many people would agree that there is something outstanding about it.
Tampa, already gave you an honest assessment. Pestering more people won't yield a different result. You have already sank whatever hopes you may have had for whatever it is you thought you may accomplish. At this point change your name and pics because you've shot yourself down.
PhoebertAndWife
Before you accuse me that I change my location because I am fake, you need to learn Florida geography little bit.
I travel for work within 10 miles radius. Orlando, Kissimmee, Tampa , Daytona are within 100 miles radius
goodgollymsmolly98226
I just opened my pictures for you. Are you for real 97 years old?
RusticMagic -
Just opened my pictures to see .
My gorgeous cock while eating your popcorn. Make sure your wife is sitting next to you too.
Travelers, consider yourselves lucky. There’s nothing of value in the humor dept being shared here. We’re in the presence of another keyboard kowboy looking to get a rise out of the folks here. I’d block him if I were able.
BT
I don't recall when or why, but apparently we blocked this clown at some point in the past (or he blocked us).
Sounds like I am missing out of some hilarious posts around here the last couple of days :)
Yeah, I'm more about the butter and salt than the popcorn itself.
Dude, in addition to the people you're dumping shit on, there are thousands who read but never post. You already lose a bunch talking about your gorgeous cock (them who can just fucking do, you know), but apparently you're also willing to lose a bunch more in various ways,
At this point, even if your dick is solid gold and spits out diamonds, most women are going OH HELL NO.
As long as the popcorn has real butter on it I don't care how you make it!
I'm guessing his location changes daily since he's constantly being run out of town...
You know watching a single male self destruct publicly is kind of fun. It also illustrates how the "problem" with single males is real and not a matter of perception. Of course not every single male is the same but it seems the good ones are in a minority.
So Should I make some air popped popcorn or get out the popper pot with the stirrer?
Woow you have some balls dude. Why you talk with people like that? With that skills you can't have any university. Even people from street talk with lady better. It's not for block it's for out of site...
Tampa, insulting Musical is completely out of line.
HollyBlue - which university did you go to to learn English? Is it Zimbabwe university?
I went to Trump University , which I am currently suing.
MusicalPair- I have not seen ugliest face than yours on the entire sls site. Did you have a plastic surgery?
and he continues to send unsolicited IM;s to many on SLS about his dick in his opening line.. that is an automatic BLOCK!
HollyBlue,
,I was going to go with a smoking jacket and a pipe...
Look! I’m from Tampa... They call me Huge Havenher!
BT
BT, I am sure if Becky said so it must be true. Mothers can often stretch the gorgeous truth to make their children feel good. As suggested in another post, you should dress the handsome fellow up in a bow tie and go out on the town. Oh, and definitely don't lose the sarcasm and wit. It is the dinner jacket that brings the ensemble together.
