[LOCKED]Any really single guys????

Italian beef shots and me laying across a few tables does sound like fun. Would I need to bring a bib for the puppet?

An Italian Beef injection has a nice ring to it, if I do say so myself.

BT

“BYOV...vaccine... “. Oh, thank Gawd!.. I was a little worried about how I was gonna pull off bringing my own V.

We’ll just add that to the list of things that a SM might worry about on a quiet Saturday night.

BT

Bring your own vaccine party?

There a "hot beef injection" joke in there somewhere...

I can’t comment on HollyBlue but agree that it wouldn’t be a proper soirée unless BT was there... and if we’re making a guest list, how ‘bout a lil Peghey...

HollyBlue and BT would be awesome additions to this little soirée.

Let’s make it a BYOV (Bring your own vaccine) party.

;^D

~Scamp

“LordGirth” & “BaronBiggie”... those are outstanding!

Yes, I know that I'm improperly mixing my pop culture references. But. I. Don't. Care.

sticks out tongue

COOOOOKIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!

does Godzilla victory dance

Well, I’m guessing there have been quite a few uneaten cookies these past 6 months.

BT

almost sounds like a "Muppet's XXX Movie" in the works?

Shouldn’t you invite HollyBlue and maybe a vetted (has had all his shots) SM while you’re at it?

BT

BaronBiggie and Sorillo - You boys are welcome to come to NOLA and try to withstand my very in-depth screening process to find out if you are truly single at any time. You are also welcome to thoroughly prob me as well.

Leave the dolphins and puppets at home though.

~rabbit~

The world would be a much better place if there weren't so many unattached puppets out there to play with.

wiggles puppet at rabbit

and Ms Rabbit, if/when I ever make it down to NOLA...

LordGirth- you’ve been around long enough that I start with sarcasm translation when I read your posts. Just in case you thought I included you, I didn’t. We all know you are secretly married to a dolphin.

Which is almost as weird as being roommates with a puppet.

~rabbit~

“Geez guys! At least 6 guys have popped up in this thread, hand raised, jumping up and down, yelling “oh, oh, oh-me, me, me -I’m single!!!”
It’s not an audition. It’s a discussion and doing that makes you look desperate. It’s a turn off.”

(disclaimer: my comments below aren’t directed at the lovely rabbit who is an sls crush of mine... It’s directed at this thread as a whole. She just cracked the door open enough for me to jump on my soap box)

I get where you’re all are coming from & I am one of the guys who responded however I did so in a sarcastic way... & I obviously made the mistake of not putting in there “#sarcasm”.

This topic has been beaten to death over and over since the time I started participating in the fora (& one of the reasons I take long breaks from the fora)... we “single” guys get it. I’m amazed that this thread has had the life it has had. If someone in the lifestyle doesn’t know how to vet their potential play partners (sm, sf, cpls) then I suggest they check out the “getting started” topics or maybe even better yet let’s start a whole knew category of “cheating singles”.

While we’re doing that lets start the cheating SFs category as well as a category that discusses people who claim to be a couple that aren’t. I can’t count anymore how many times have I been contacted by the “husband” to find out he was just reaching out to me to get his rocks off by talking to me about all of the things he wanted me to do to his wife only to disappear when I suggest she jump in on the conversation.

People, quit being shocked that there are cheaters on a LS site & use your god given common sense and sort through it

after reading the thread i wish i could mentioned that i am married. But, its too late for that .... Yes, i was but not anymore..... Legally and officially free.

Yes, I'm single once more; for almost four years now since my wife died.

The only enjoyment I've really had was with a few guys, but most didn't know Jack about sucking cock to its ultimate completion. Only one female received pleasure from me since my wife passed away, with no relief in store for me.
Sad really how so many guys & gals think they know how to pleasure someone when they are just going thru the motions. Such is life.

...who was creeping around Miss Muffet

He brushed aside her spider

And put his rod inside her

She said "Batman you're welcome to fuck it!"

Okay, that needs work too...

There once was a puppet from Nantucket...

Heh.

Once you go puppet you'll crave being up it....

Okay, that might need some work.

Puppets are great for addressing felt needs.

I think the puppet is under 40 ...and speaks Spanish, if that helps.

...where are all the SFs and married Fs with daddy issues that they talked about so much in the brochures??

BT