Episode 28: Desire Pearl 2016- No Explanation is Possible

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This podcast contains explicit language and content and is for mature audiences only. Hey you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents. So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework. We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle. Care to join us? Well, we interrupt this podcast for some bad news.

Around episode 12 or 13, we talked about the issues that we were having with music licensing. And at that time, we discontinued doing any original music except for our theme song, Mr. and Mrs. Jones. And at that time, we pledged to figure out what legally was necessary. Were we in compliance? Were we not?

So over the past few months, I've been doing a lot of research of research getting very frustrated mr jones finally found an attorney that had some expertise in the area yeah so we do have a license that covers our website but we don't have the two additional licenses that we need for podcast downloads and in order to get an agreement we were talking about several thousand dollars per year. Yes. And, uh, that made the decision pretty easy to, let's just say it was a couple trips to desire. Yeah. That's not worth it. Yeah. It's not worth it. Yeah.

So even though we tried, we're going to have to start over with our music and, uh, we went ahead and purchased some music that we can use it's fun music you'll like it you'll like it it's a little bit different and we're hoping that you tune in to listen to us talk more than you turn in right i mean seriously mr jones it's 30 seconds worth of yeah awesome music versus an hour and a half of us going on about our sexy times yeah it just irritates me that i know it does but but the song me and mrs jones will um always live on in in our minds at least because that is the inspiration for the names that we're using on our podcast and you know just for our overall theme right you know classy sexy not taking life too seriously right you know so so i spent i've today saturday i spent all day today going back and re-editing all of our old podcasts and replacing all the music true so you better grab the old ones if you have them because the new ones are gonna be all replaced so with that depressing depressing note, here's our new theme song.

It sounds a little bit different, but it's a bit whimsical and a little bit of a catchy tune and more in line with our logo than the name of our podcast. We'll be Thing podcast. This month, our podcast episode is titled Desire Pearlation is Possible. Yeah. And that's because it was that awesome. Yeah. Yeah. And we'll get into the meaning behind that. Yes. If you heard our episode 27, you know what we're talking about. Yeah, you got a little taste of it. Right. I need to apologize up front. I've got a little bit of fall allergy stuff going on.

Yeah, I think you've got that goldenrod hayfavor thing going on. Yeah, so hopefully I can mute my microphone when I need to clear my throat so I don't drive everyone crazy. I guess I'll have to do all the talking today, honey. Well, you are the reason people listen. So, well, before we get started, I have a couple things to get off my chest.

Oh know you you're just you you've been bottling all this stuff up inside of you you just need to get it out okay so here's the back story for those of you who listen to the swinging down under podcast with c and d c is the female half of the couple the beautiful female half yes. Yes. Well, she's more than that. Yes. And then if you listen to The Curious Couple with T and A, and A being the female couple, the female half. Again, the beautiful female half. Yes.

And so prior to going to Naughty in New Orleans, both C from Swinging Down Under and A from Curious Couple described the guys that they were interested in being within a certain age range. Oh, and we need to clarify again, if you're not familiar with these two wonderful ladies, they are both a little bit younger than us. Yeah. I think what Mrs. Jones is trying to say is that I was not included in that age range. I was trying to be gentle about it. I was outside of it, just a wee bit outside of it. Anyway, we went to Nottingham, New Orleans, as you all know, and we met them for the first time.

And we spent a lot of time together. We went to dinner twice with TNA and we went out to dinner with C and D. Spent a lot of time partying together and having a good time. I spent a lot of time giggling with C and D. That D just makes me laugh. Yeah.

And yeah, I think you even said, well, we even had C and D in our room we yes we did we blew that opportunity i know we did day one rats at any rate um after not in new orleans when we all posted our podcasts you may have noticed that both a from curious couple and c from swinging down under are now seeing things a little bit differently and they've expanded their age range. And in my mind, that's all because of me. Congratulations, honey. Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure what else it could be. I mean, if you do the math and you listen to the podcast, I have to be, I'm the only logical explanation.

So there were no other men out of the 2,300 people that were in New Orleans that could have possibly influenced them. Right. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. At any rate, if you'll just allow me, indulge me. I'm sorry. Okay. My ego is fragile. So anyway, I'm taking full credit for this. So we come back, as I said, after Naughty New Orleans, and they expand their play range, age range. Well, and like two episodes ago at Swinging Down Under, C&D described a date that they went on. They now live in Singapore, and they went out with a couple that were our age.

As a matter of fact, just to point out, the guy that they went out with was actually older than me. Yes, he was, honey. Right. So in my mind, I've opened up the possibility of being with these ladies for you guys in your 50s. And so this guy, they went out with this couple, and so he's there, and they're with each other. I forget, were they in a... They were in a condo or something in a hot tub together. Yeah, it was their hotel room, like a really nice luxury hotel that had a hot tub out on a balcony. Right. So he's with C, who again, as you described, she's beautiful.

She has a fantastic body. She has boobs that are absolutely amazing. Well, and she's like really intelligent. I'm getting to that. And witty. I'm sorry. I'm getting to all that. She's all of that. She's the whole package. Very beautiful. I mean, no red blooded male would not want to be with her. I agree. That's what I'm saying. So here's this guy. He has an opportunity to be with her because of me in my mind. And so what does he do? I can't even, I can't even say it. I know it's tragic. Yeah.

So he's, he, she's there with him naked and he gets out his iPad and watches porn on his iPad and plays with himself. While his wife is playing with D with D. Yeah, right. And C is kind of left hanging. Right. It's mind boggling and it's irritating because guys, you know, I've given you this opportunity and you blew it. I mean, that's a foul. That's a that's a lifestyle foul. Totally.

No matter no matter the age, you know, when you're agreeing to play with a couple and you've had the conversation you don't disengage and go get your ipad and start watching porn it's just wrong and my beef is that now i'm afraid now that i've broken through the the glass ceiling or aka the yeah the glass panties i guess you should say after i did all that and broke through the glass panties and this guy you know has an in because of me and he totally blows it i know and so now i'm afraid that they're going to like revert back to their to the other age range before and we are exactly on the opposite side of the earth from them yeah we have a 12 hour time difference.

So we are exactly on the opposite side of the earth from them. Yeah. We have a 12 hour time difference. So we are exactly halfway around the world from them. So you can't even like easily fix it. No. I mean, we've been doing damage control. We have had some fun Skype sessions with them. I Skype with them immediately. I'm sending tweets. I'm trying to, you know, do damage control.

And I, I i think i think we might be okay but look guys you you gotta if you get this opportunity to be with a woman like that you know that's just wrong yes so anyway i had to get that off my chest i don't blame you i don't blame you yeah i mean you agree with me right i i totally agree i mean i'm into her too right i just don't understand the problem okay so it's not just me no and if it is if it if really if that's really not the case ladies just don't just don't tell him just pretend like it is yeah let's find a way to work around this because yes he does have a fragile ego yeah i would be well i would be crushed my ego would be bruised i'd lose my-confidence.

I'd lock myself in the basement, get out of the lifestyle, quit doing the podcast. And, you know, so you can see where this would lead. So anyway, I just, sorry about that. I had to get that off my chest. Okay. On a lighter note. Yeah. The second thing we wanted to bring up is we were looking through our website and our iTunes reviews. And we're just looking at all this data the other day. And we looked at our iTunes reviews and guess how many we have. Yeah. We have 68. We have 68. You know what that means, folks?

The next person that writes an iTunes review for We Got a Thing will be our 69th review. I know somebody wants a 69 with us, Mr. Jones. Yes. Somebody's got it. And once you get 69, 69 is always yours. That's right. They're never going to change order. So we've come up with an idea of we want to do some sort of a promotion. We really want to get to 100 reviews before the end of December. Yes.

And it's only september now so it's doable right we should be able to get 30 or so before then so would you please help us yes or please help the sexiest voice on it if not for me yeah i mean i we know it's frustrating doing itunes reviews because the itunes doesn't exactly make it user-friendly but mr jones says that you can change your yeah name to like a nickname if you go into itunes profile you can you can change your name to a nickname so that when you leave us a review or anyone a review your teenage children won't see that you've left a review on a lifestyle podcast right yeah don't make that mistake yeah all right so keeping up with the joneses we've been in recovery mode we have been we haven't done a lot since we got home from desire but it's really only been you know really kind of what three weeks now not even three weeks that we've been home yeah um that first week was rough we were we were tired yeah yeah well well we didn't get home until what three in the morning oh my gosh yeah to go to work but anyway forget about that um so we had a mr and mrs jones weekend we did and we really needed that and we had some family birthdays and right and and just norm just normal stuff that weekend it really nice.

We didn't really go anywhere. We just kind of hung out. And I don't know. I think we might have attempted a long run. Mr. Jones and I are going to run a marathon this fall. And it has been hot in Virginia this summer. It's been stinking hot. Like today, we were supposed to do a long run. I have not even stepped outside today. It's like in the mid-90s. Yeah, and 100% humidity. It is ridiculous. So we've just been laying low. Yeah. We'll figure it out later. Yeah. I don't know.

stepped outside today it's like in the mid 90s yeah and 100 humidity it is ridiculous so we've just been laying low yeah we'll figure it out later yeah so really the only thing last night we have to talk about is a date we went on locally we did we had a very local couple as in like just kind of almost down the street from us um approach us and and ask if we wanted to meet them for drinks here in town um and usually we get out of our community a little bit either like you know 20 minutes north or south well especially since they're they didn't they don't we don't think they know we're podcasters they came through our local apg dating site right right so they um had a nice profile there weren't lot of pictures.

There were no face pictures that we had access to at first. Until just a couple hours before we met. Right. Which I was worried about. Right. I mean, I was going to shut the whole thing down because they didn't open up their face pictures and they didn't tell us their first names until just a couple hours before we met them. Right. So, you know, Mr. Jones was like on his way home from work and, you know, I was already home from work getting changed and it's like, okay, well, are we really going to do this? Right.

So finally they sent us some face pictures and, um, she is significantly younger than him and, um, really kind of, which is okay with me. Yeah, I mean, well, but was at her age on on their profile was at the bottom of our age range yeah um his his age was much more reasonable so when we when we saw their face pictures um his his pictures were fine um he was a good looking enough guy and and she was she looked a little bit older than like her face looked a little bit older than her profile, but she had an amazing body. Oh my goodness.

She almost looked like a bodybuilder and she had some really nice pictures on their profile. So we were like, okay, well, this is going to work out. So we get to the place and we've lived in our town for decades and we've been to this local bar once because it's kind of almost dive bar-ish and they had suggested going there. So we were like, well, okay. No, it's not even a dive bar. Dive bar means it's got character. Well, that's true. Yeah. This is just a mess. Yeah. Yeah. It's loud. There's no carpet.

The floor is like a gym floor and there's TVss on and i think they want to be a sports bar but they don't do it right no yeah but fortunately we found some outside seating yeah to get away from the noise yeah anyway to cut they were 15 minutes late and we were like okay well how long are we going to give them yeah so they pulled up right at the last minute but when they when they pulled up you know they were extremely friendly and she looked fantastic and um we got some beers and oh she looked fantastic oh I was gonna get to that so we all ordered some drinks and we sat down outside and um he immediately started talking about the fact that um he wasn't in good as good of shape as he used to be she was a runner and we um we had run um the same race a few multiple times um so we had a lot in common to talk about in that regard we go to the same gym um so we were trying to figure out if we'd ever seen each other at the gym so we we totally hit it off with her and and um he we hit it off with both of them yeah personality wise we hit it off with both of them we had a lot in common with her um and but he had definitely gained weight since the pictures were taken that were posted on their profile and the pictures were old the pictures were pictures were definitely old.

He had grown a beard, and I don't mind a beard on a gentleman, but his beard was kind of scruffy. It wasn't well-groomed, and it just wasn't flattering to his face. I think his face would have looked— Well, he grew a beard and a belly. Yeah, well, I was getting that, too.

Yeah, he had gained, I say a good 30 40 maybe more yeah pounds um so so the endless pictures didn't show that no and their ages were about 10 or 12 years different right because um so on her profile it said that she was 33 but then when they were talking they they had been married 20 years so either they got married when she was a little tiny girl yeah or something was wrong with their ages and we just kind of we didn't call them out on it we just let it go um but he how many times did he say something about his appearance that i'm so the bottom line well well, not the bottom line.

The main thing about it was he kept referencing him. And he used the word fat. He kept saying, I know I'm fat. And you say that four times. And we weren't, yeah. And we weren't even, I was trying to gloss over it. I was trying to let it go because they were so nice. And they were just really easy to talk to. We actually had a lot in common. Well, they had great personalities. They had a great relationship. They have a great story. Yeah. I mean, if it wasn't for that, it would have been a good match. But yeah, and it'd been super convenient. I mean, we live really close to each other. Yeah.

Um, but yeah. Anyway, so you made me write the Dear John letter the next day.

And I they were so nice i was actually i remember at one point he was telling a story and i was listening to the story but in in like the back of my mind it was running through my mind like okay what he's so nice would it would i would it be okay once i got in the moment if you know he touched me and then i was like oh my gosh i don't think so and then i was like okay well could i kiss him and i'm just looking i don't know like i said i don't mind facial hair on a man if it's like well groomed and if it flatters his face but he just looks so scruffy i'm like i don't even think i could kiss him no it was oh it was a it was a mismatch it was you know um uh d from swinging down under they were talking about that's that you know how oftentimes the woman is really put together they really noticed that naughty new orleans um yeah and this guy had definitely let himself go yeah yeah anyway it was we had a good time and you know i'm sorry we won't be yes i made mr jones write the dear john letter i i would not ask you to take one oh yeah i did and and i read it to you it was Thank you.

good time and you know i'm sorry we won't be yes i made mr jones write the dear john letter i would not ask you to take one oh yeah i did and and i read it to you it was pretty polite right you're very good at that but it was direct well you you're you're clear but you're very polite yeah and you're not you don't write it in a hurtful way right like you're fat and my wife doesn't think you. I mean, you just basically said there really wasn't a four-way connection. Yeah. Period. Anyway, maybe he'll be motivated to. I hope so.

I mean, gosh, if he would, you know, get in shape and develop a little self-confidence. Yeah. That would be fun to revisit that. Yeah. So that's about all that's been going on with us. So we're going to take a quick break, and when we come back, we're going to talk about the amazing time we had at Desire Pearl 2016. okay well welcome back to segment two of our episode 28. And again, the title is called Desire Pearl 2016. No explanation is possible. And that is for the people that have not been to desire. Yes. No explanation is possible.

I mean, you hear all the fun, sexy stories, but you know, to, to imagine yourself with your partner there, it just might be too much to wrap your head around. But on the other hand, if you listen to our episode 27, we had, um, interviewed a couple when we were at Desire last month and, um, their names were Jay and Nathan and they were from Canada and his saying that he said that he said that was just so profound was, you know, if you've never been to Desire, no explanation is possible. But if you have been to Desire, no explanation is necessary.

So, you know, we're kind of reaching out to the people that haven't been to Desire. No explanation is possible. You have to hear it, but then at the same time, you need to get online and book a vacation. So I think the thing that made this trip a little bit different than the trips that we've had in the past, and I know we've said this like last year when we got back from Desire, every time we go, the trip takes on a life of its own and it kind of develops its own character or whatever. So this year, what was really a standout for us is that we got to meet so many people. Yeah.

And we were just social butterflies.

And speaking of being different every vacation, I'd like to give, you know, a lot of people ask and and a lot of people have an opinion on should i go to desire or pearl or should i go to oh here comes another rant and you know which one do you like better and let me just tell you if you have a good relationship with your spouse and you want a sexy vacation you can go to either one and you will have a good time no doubt what you need to be careful of all you people that have been to desire and you recommend one over the other um we were at pearl this week there's been a lot generally what you hear is that rm is a little more lively and a little more sexy and pearl is a little bit more laid back and a little sensual let me tell you pearl was hopping it sure was there were people leaving rm to come to pearl every day yeah pearl was at capacity and there was a lot of attractive people there and there was a lot of shit going on i mean and you know what it reminded me of our trip to temptation it was just that vibe it was a party right all week right so so just keep in mind when you're making plans um and you're reading these forums and you're getting recommendations from people it depends on the week it depends on the month it depends on who's going to be there it depends on if there's a group there it depends on if it's a takeover there's a lot of things because they're basically small resorts and it can be very influenced by the by the group of people that stay there right and i have to admit that this was probably the most active we have ever seen pearl yeah but the thing is we could go to rm and we would have a good time so we just go to pearl because that's like home we've been to pearl more than we've been to rm so mr jones are you done with your rant well yeah but i i i reserve the right to re-rant at any point well i'm going to take advantage of your rant because i don't know that all of our listeners know because we don't say this very often but um when you go to our website, we actually have like a, is it a banner or a link or what is it?

Here I am being technology illiterate again. You had to write the first time. So we have a desire banner on our website.

And if you click through it, if you're planning on booking a trip to desire anyway, if you click through our banner, um, then, uh, desire knows that you came, um, through our website and we do get a little bit of credit for that monetarily credit as in dollars yeah just say it desire charges you the same price um they just give us i guess i guess you could consider it commission or something right yeah yeah so now you're asking people for a hundred itunes reviews before the end of the year and to book book a trip to Desire. And to book a trip through our web banner. Yeah. Okay.

So if you can remember to do that, click through because, yeah, that helps us a little bit. And it lets Desire know that we really do have listeners out there. Yeah. And you're so irresistible. I'm just, now the cash is just going to roll in. Oh, yeah. Don't hold your breath. Okay. Yeah. So anyway, we got to Desire on Saturday, and we got there like before lunch, and it was amazing because our room was ready. That like never happens. So that was really exciting because we didn't have to go to the spa and dig out our suntan lotion and all that stuff.

We were actually able to go to our room and get settled in right away away and we had time to eat lunch and get some food in our bellies before the phone party started yeah that was really fun yeah it was a good afternoon that's a good way to start a vacation with a party yeah and then after that unfortunately it started raining around dinner time and when we say raining we're talking about it was raining sideways wind oh my goodness and we did not have an umbrella in our room usually they have like a golf umbrella and in your room so that you know you can kind of get around because you know if you've never been to, it's a bunch of separate buildings with walkways, but the walkways aren't covered.

So we were like, man, we can't go anywhere because we are just going to get soaked. We tried to go to dinner at the beginning, like in the middle of the rainstorm. And we got about six feet from our building and we were just soaked. And I was like, I can't do this. I mean, I'm soaked.

So anyway, we managed to get dinner before the restaurant closed but barely i mean we we just kind of hunkered down in our room all night which was good because we were tired yeah it was a travel day yeah it gave us time to get settled in but then it rained like all day so that's the first time that we've had a complete rain out day. Yeah. Unfortunately, that was the only day that week that it rained. Yeah. But they moved all the games into the lobby and we got a free massage, you know, in the afternoon and that helped take the time.

Well, and then in the lobby, you know, because your choices were basically stay in your room and take a nap or hang out in the lobby and drink and play ping pong or courthole. So, you know, there were a lot of people in the lobby and and we got to meet quite a few people. Well, there were a lot of people coming and going that day because it was Sunday. Yeah. A lot of people left in the morning and a lot of people were coming in. So we were able to meet people as they were coming in. Yeah. So it was actually kind of fun. And then it cleared up that night. Yeah.

And then that night was neon night. And that's one of my favorite nights. Yeah. And a few, you had ordered some like glow sticks and. Right. Jelly rings or something. So here's a tip. If you're, if you're ever thinking about going to Desire, you can go on Amazon and order like a hundred glow sticks for nothing. I mean, I probably had $10 invested in all this stuff. And then I ordered these like, um, for the ladies, I ordered, they're like these jelly rings and they have these little like led flashing lights in them. So I had like a dozen of those and I think like a hundred glow sticks.

So the, um, they had a live band in the lobby that night and there were people dancing and sitting around on all the furniture in the lobby waiting for the show to start in the disco. And Mr. Jones brought the glow sticks and he started stringing them together and making necklaces. Yeah, let me tell you guys, you get a lot of attention if you're holding the glow sticks and the jelly rings because all the ladies want one. That's right.

So they came up to me and I was handing them out and may have charged a kiss or two you know depending on the lady well and then we made friends because this guy in the lobby offered to him he and his wife helped us make the necklaces because we had to like string them together so we made friends and uh yeah got to know a lot of people by handing those things out that was really really fun. Right. So after that, the disco wasn't open that night, right? Yeah, it was. Yeah. Yeah, we did the show, and I think you and I danced for a little while, but we ended up going to the hot tub after that.

Yeah, fortunately. Yeah. We went to the hot tub. Yeah, that worked out well. Yeah.

We were talking to a lot of people in the hot tub and um well you and i just got in the hot tub and we were um trying to figure out what we wanted to drink because you were gonna like try to because the hot tub was crowded because everybody had been stuck either in their rooms or in the lobby all day so it had stopped raining and everybody was so excited to finally be out and not be rained on right so the hot tub was packed so we were trying to fish our way over to the um the bar to order a drink and we ran into this couple and started chatting it up with them and uh talked to them for a long time and then i guess we finally got drinks and and the four of us were just kind of getting to know each other and stuff.

And they were very attractive. Oh yeah. I forgot that part. They were very attractive. Um, so after we've been talking for a while, I think you and the gentlemen excuse yourselves and went to the men's room. Right. So, and she and I were kind of in the, in the middle of the hot tub.

And that's one of my favorite things to do at desire i don't understand that because at night when you get out of the hot tub and you go to the bathroom the air conditioning is so freaking cold i know but you remember a few episodes ago i was complaining about the p-hole in my underwear oh true at desire you you just walk in and go i know it's not hands free i know it's not temptation you don't have to have wet board shorts on i know and you know what you don't have to wash your hands afterwards but i always do because they have the rolled up washcloths yes they spoil you rotten yeah so you just walk in you can have your hands up in the air and you just go and walk back anyway sorry so we he and i went to the bathroom right so while you two were having fun in the freezing cold men's room um she and i were sitting on that there's a middle area of the hot tub with a ledge around it's kind of a raised circle so she and i were just sitting there talking and she leans over to me and she says your voice sounds really familiar and i looked at her and i said do y'all listen to podcasts?

And she was like, well, yes we do. So it all comes out that when you and I originally, when we got in the hot tub that night, um, and we were just kind of standing there figuring out what we wanted to drink or whatever, you must've said something to me that made me laugh. Of course. I'm one of my witty. You are so witty. It doesn't surprise me. You make me laugh all the time. Yeah. So anyway, you must have said something that made me laugh and they heard me laugh. And they said that when they heard me laugh, they recognized it and they said, Oh my gosh, I think that must be the Joneses.

So then I guess they, they kind of like eavesdropped to make sure that it really, you know, that our voices did sound familiar. And that's when they came over and approached us and struck up the conversation. So, yeah, they knew more about us than we knew about them for a little while. A little assist from the Joneses for that play. I know. So they came over and started.

Then I came back and you told and you told me that yeah yeah and then we talked to them for a long time in the hot tub probably till like two it was so i suspect because the show and the disco i think always starts at 10 30 and i know you and i didn't dance that long that night so they so they um they both went to the bathroom yeah about two and i and i nudged you and i said well what do you think i said i i think they're great and she's really attractive and you said yeah i'm in well they must have had the same conversation yeah they were gone that must be why they went to the bathroom together so as soon as they came back and i'm not even sure how we ended up in there i don't remember this i don't remember how we just like, Oh, she said, I think it was something about that dumb card game.

Oh, that dumb card game is scoring us. It's golden. That card game is golden. No, it's the dumb. Cause people always say that she said, well, did you, did you bring, that's what she said. She said, did you bring the dumb card game? I said, well, yes I did.

And they invited us back and we were like thumbs up yep so we went back to their room and they we got to their room at two yeah well this was day two though it was yeah so we still had energy yeah i guess we had acclimated to the time but even though they and they were fairly new they were really new to the lifestyle and we talked about soft swap which was great but they well but when, well, but when we first, I think before we even went to the room, they said, look, we're really new and we might need to pull the plug at any time. Right. And I so respect that. Yeah.

We were like, okay, well, we just, we think you're fun. And if we just go back to your room and play the card game and talk, that's okay with us. I mean, if something more happens, more happens that's you know that's a bonus right so luckily something more happened it did we went back and started playing the game and went from conversation to the action cards and well i was you know i was they i mean they said that they were really new so um again the card game i'm sure that if you guys us, you know this already, but the card game we're talking about has two separate decks.

One's an icebreaker deck and it's only conversation cards. You know, there's no action like kissing or nibbling or blowjobs or anything like that. It's just conversation.

So we played two full rounds of conversation because I wanted to make sure that they were able to kind of relax into the environment so but then we did move to the second deck yeah quickly yes yeah and she and i started making out and i kept looking over at him all right and what did you say he said when you were keeping an eye on him too so their room had um they had an amazing room it was like right on the hot tub on the ground floor. It was a master suite. Yeah. Um, but the room had two queen size beds.

So you and the wife were sitting on the edge of one bed and he and I were sitting on the edge of the other bed. So when the card said that you two had to kiss, I leaned over to him and I said, have you ever seen her kiss anybody else before? And he said, no.

well how i said how do you feel about that i said it's pretty hot and he said oh my gosh yeah that is so fucking hot and they're just they're just a very polite articulate couple and for him to say yeah that's so fucking hot i was like all right i think he likes it yeah yeah so then we went and we soft swap with them and she was all in she was she was well so was he and he was actually he had an excellent technique and i and i was watching them and they were watching each other and he at one time i caught him mouthing to her you know like i love you yeah he did you know and at that point in time, I knew we were golden.

Yeah. I mean, he mouthing to her, you know, like, I love you. Yeah, he did. And at that point in time, I knew we were golden. Yeah. I mean, he said to her, I love you. And she was looking at him with just the most beautiful smile on her face. Yeah. Well, she was beautiful anyway, but she was just glowing, you know, because they were, even though they were playing with you and I, they were so connected with each other. Yes. And that was sexy. Yes. So to our Michigan friends. Oh, yes. Awesome. Yeah. And we may hear from you later in the podcast. I think so. Yeah.

So that was an excellent way to start the vacation. Right. So Monday, the weather cleared up. It was a nice day. We stayed at the pool all day.

met some new friends yep um fortunately we were um was it the night before when did we first see our nebraska friends at the disco it was the night before so yeah we forgot to talk about that so on neon night when we were in the disco yeah we were in the disco the night before and there was a couple in there and i noticed her because well i had noticed her in a pool earlier in the day and she had a white hat on like like you have yeah it was like a white straw panama hat yeah but but at the disco at neon night she had a dress on it was nothing but strings in the front it was like metallic strings yeah and there was nothing in the back except for maybe two strings holding it up.

And I was mesmerized by that dress. Her body was amazing. She was beautiful, beautiful hair. Yeah. And then this dress. Oh my goodness. And then she could dance on top of it. So we caught up with them on Monday in the pool and started talking with them to get to know them because they were definitely on our radar. Yes. Yeah. But the other thing that we had to look forward to on Monday was that we had some friends that had, we had some listeners that had contacted us ahead of time. They were from, they were going to be at RM. Right. And they had made plans to come over with us.

And we were, they emailed us before we left. And I was in bed at night, at at one night and we got this email from them and they sent pictures. Right. And they said that they would like to get a day pass and come over to Pearl for the day and have dinner with us on Monday. And we looked at their pictures and I was like, oh my goodness. Yes. Tell them yes right now.

So we did and they were coming over monday and they they came over at six so that we could have drinks in the lobby before we actually went into dinner yeah and they're so they're from florida yeah and we met them so we didn't stay in the hot tub very long because we had to get up early we had to get ready early for dinner right i don't even think we went to the hot tub that afternoon. No, no, we didn't. So yeah, we got all dressed up and, and I remember we, when we walked into the lobby and we saw them, we were like, oh yeah, this is not going to disappoint. Yeah. Wow.

What a great, great couple. Yeah. So we, um, we went to dinner with them. Yep. And the fancy Pearl restaurant. And, uh, they're just one of those couples that as soon as you start talking to them it feels like you've known each other forever yeah like it there was never awkward conversation or not only that there was a lot of there was a lot of sexual tension in the air yeah we there was an immediate attraction yeah it was electric yes i was a little bit disappointed because they said, oh, he's got friction, Dick.

Because they had been with a couple the night before in the pool, and he didn't realize it, but a little bit of friction in the pool water. But immediately they said, well, we want to come back Wednesday if it's okay with you and spend time with you Wednesday. And we said, okay, good. Yeah. Yeah, because there was already some tension.

Yes, we already knew that there was definitely uh some playtime in our future yeah so we so we finished dinner we had a great time with them um we went to did we go what did we do after dinner we didn't even bother going to the disco because oh yeah it was school girl night yeah and so after dinner we went back into the lobby because we were at the pearl restaurant and the lobby is literally just like two steps away so we went back into the lobby to maybe get a drink um before we were going to go back to our room to change and then you know go to the show and all that stuff when we were in the lobby getting a drink, there was this really drunk guy in the lobby with a schoolgirl outfit on.

A guy with a schoolgirl outfit on. Right. And it was my schoolgirl outfit. Yes, you were really irritated. I was so disappointed because schoolgirl night is like our favorite night. That's my favorite night. I know. And I have this schoolgirl outfit and I like to put my hair in pigtails and I have red ribbons to put in my pigtails. And I just really have fun with that. I can just be like a little teenage bitch. So when I see this like sloppy drunk guy with my exact schoolgirl outfit on, it was just like, meh. Yeah, you're like, I can't wear that. I know.

So schoolgirl night was over, in my opinion. So the four of us went back to our room. Yes. And they wanted to play the card game on conversation only, which was a great idea, but it was a horrible idea. I know. It was torture. we did we did a few rounds of that and just doing the conversation ones i mean i was i was sweating i was getting so worked up i know and he was getting worked up too and then we we had to pull the plug on the evening because he was he was not he was incapacitated but if you think about it mr jones we met them at six o'clock in the lobby. Yeah.

I think we, I think they called us into dinner at seven and we probably took a couple hours to eat dinner because we were talking a lot and, you know, Pearl has a lot of courses. They, we didn't leave our room to go because they had to take a taxi back to RM. We didn't leave our room until one 30. Yeah. We didn't have any sex. I don't even think, I think I kissed him good night because there were just so much tension and, and like it was, it was painful for him to get aroused. Yeah. It was, it was palpable. Yeah.

I felt so bad for him and I, he was just, he like i didn't feel bad for him i was i was angry with him at that point well it wasn't his fault well i don't know anyway so they so i don't know what we talked about from six to one thirty it was about sex i was. I don't know. I can't imagine at the time went by so fast. It really did. But yes, we managed to do that conversation card game and then just talk and not have any sex for seven and a half hours with them. So after we saw them off and ate our pizza, we decided we were still too fired up. We couldn't just go to bed and go to sleep.

So you and I just went to the hot tub and just stripped off our clothes and just hopped in the hot tub. And we met a couple in there that actually live in our area. So there were two couples there that lived in our area. Right. You know, one that rode on a plane with us on the way over. Right. Coincidentally, I sat next to them on the airplane on the way out. Yeah. And then another couple, her place of business is within like a half a mile of my place of business. I know.

So we met them in the hot tub and just couldn't believe how close we lived to each other or work next to each other or whatever. And they were just an awesome couple. Right. So we talked to them in the hot tub until three o'clock that, that night. And, uh, and then finally turned in after that. Yeah. One thing I noticed about the hot tub, when you're in the hot tub that late at night, the bartender starts like putting the bottles away at two. So if you want to drink after two, you kind of get what hasn't been put away yet. You have to say, hey, don't put that away. Right.

Like the liqueur 43 is one of the first things to be put away. So if I want my liqueur 43 on the rocks at night, I got to order it before two. Right, right.

So yeah, so I think we turned in at three i think our our hormones finally like settled back down and uh we were able to go to sleep yeah at three and the night before we were up till four so yeah we were uh learning to adjust our body clocks right to sleep in a little bit right so on tuesday after we slept in yeah we We hung in the pool and ate some lunch and then it was kinky darts day yeah one of my favorite activities yeah but we only came in third i know because i couldn't hit the g spot i know again i'm blaming it on the dartboard this year because i swear we were throwing the darts well but they weren't sticking to the dartboard because i think that dartboard kind of sits out on the weather maybe.

Yeah, they need a new dartboard. Yeah. We'll blame it on that. Yeah. So, yes, that's our lot in life. You know, we were in the top three for the Lifestyle Awards for our podcast, and then we came in third for Kinky Darts. That's just our lot in life, Mr. Jones. Oh, well. So it happened to be that Michael and Holly were there that week. Yeah. From Playboy Radio. Yes. And Playboy Swing. And we met them a couple of years ago, and they've been really supportive of our podcast. So we had made arrangements to go to dinner with them, and then another couple. Yes. Right?

so there were six of us that night right and it was playboy bunny night how convenient yes so mrs jones yes got to go to dinner and have her picture taken with a real real playboy bunny on playboy bunny night it was amazing yeah well okay So yes, it was because holly is a playboy bunny and she's absolutely stunning but let us say that michael and holly are fantastic people they are we had so much fun at dinner with them along with the other couple that we met but you know michael and holly are a married couple that have children and they have a household to run and they i mean they they seem like these like lifestyle rock stars and they are but what was nice about this week is that um we actually got to talk to them just person to person right about normal stuff yeah and it was really really cool yeah and she had a quite a dress on that night oh yeah well okay yeah let's go back to how gorgeous she is yes so holly has this dress it's a white dress and it's really like it comes down to her knees yeah it's long yeah it's like a midi style dress but it's it has one of those exposed zippers that zips all the way up the front so you could like actually unzip it and it would like totally open up and and then it has this amazing keyhole at the top so like it has this keyhole between her breasts which her breasts are absolute perfection if you've never seen them before so she was amazingly stunning that night Yeah and that's the same dress she had on at new orleans yeah award ceremony when they first showed up for dinner we we met them in the lobby at the bar to have a drink before dinner and when she showed up and had that dress on i leaned over to her and i said if you didn't wear that dress for mr jones tonight can you please just pretend that you did because he absolutely thinks that dress is amazing honey obviously she wore that dress for me of course she did so first there's there's a from curious couple yes there's c from swinging down under yes and there's holly yes you know they're all it's not you know it's it's not like i have a switch and I can just turn off the charm.

True. True. Your switch has been on for me for 30 something years. What can I say? I'm sure these young ladies just like fall right under your spell as well. Yeah. But Michael took a picture of you and Holly and the other young lady that was having dinner with us and posted it on his Twitter timeline. I know. That was really good. It was amazing to get my picture taken with her. I had to chicken out and he put like a little like duck face icon over my face and the other lady's face. Yes. So I couldn't come out that far. But yes, I did get my picture taken with Holly.

So after dinner we had, I think we might've had a drink in the lobby and then we went into the disco because it was Chippendale night. And they always have a Chippendale contest one night during the week. And what they do is they seat ladies around the edge of the dance floor. And then they bring up five gentlemen that are guests of the resort.

And they have to do like a striptease thing for the ladies and and we're sitting right in front of them so it gets a little interactive and it's just it's hilarious i mean i i kind of feel sorry for the guys because most of the guys are like extremely uncomfortable and there's always like one guy that's like totally prepared and he has his whole like routine planned out but anyway it is so much fun for the ladies that are sitting around the edge of the dance floor, and we get to be the judges, I guess.

Well, my timing was perfect because I sat down, and there was a seat next to me, and who sits down next to me but the gorgeous lady with the string dress? Our Nebraska friends. Yes, our Nebraska friends that I had danced with on neon night. So she and I sat next to each other and we did the little judging. And then after the contest was over, we all danced a little bit. But we didn't end up really dancing with them. We kind of drifted apart. And you and I were having fun on the dance for a little while.

And then after a little while, you said to me, I think we should go into the playroom and i thought to myself well okay i mean because you you and i haven't been in the playroom for several trips now to desire so i'm like okay well that'd be fun because we haven't done that in a while i said but i need to use the ladies room first so i'll be right back so i left the the nightclub and and i went to the restroom when i came back you and i went to the playroom and um when we get in there there was only one other couple in there and who was it but our nebraska friends i know so they were kind of in one corner of the playroom and you and i grabbed towels and we went to the other corner and and they were already like totally into each other yeah the party had started in the playroom let's just say so you and i got our own little party started and we were having fun with each other and as you and i are are interacting and kind of like changing positions and doing whatever you keep like scooting towards the middle of the playroom there was a tractor out of the corner there was tractor beam.

I guess there was. They were pulling us in. And I was really confused because, I mean, I was really attracted to this couple too, but we had never talked to them about playing. We had talked about a lot of stuff. We knew that they had kind of dabbled in the lifestyle a little bit, but we never talked about playing with them.

So you keep scooting closer and I'm like what is he doing to make sure you were comfortable yeah right right with this gorgeous lady on the like five feet away from us so finally we get close enough that you reached over and you touched her I mean you you put her your hand on like her arm or something you didn't like immediately start pawing her and i was like okay well she didn't flinch or anything so it must be okay and her husband is still smiling yeah he was smiling so i'm like okay well i guess this is all right i mean you know i'm and then he started touching your arm yeah so there there's a sex wing that hangs in the middle of the the playroom at pearl and and we have a sex swing in our house so we're kind of familiar with how they work so i looked at her and i said have you ever been in a sex swing before and she said no and i said well do you want me to help you get in it because i know how to use one and she's like okay so we all got her in the swing and got her comfortable and then her husband was going down on her while she was in the swing and I was kind of, I think I might have been kissing her and you were kind of rubbing her legs or I don't know if, were you playing with her breasts or something?

I think we were all kind of playing with her a little bit. It's possible. Yeah. She was pretty irresistible. So we did that for a while and then she got out of the swing and then the next thing I know we kind of ended up swapping partners soft swapping yeah so yeah it was soft swap experience but it was just kind of naturally free-flowing and wow it was pretty hot yeah it was and the whole time I might I have like these alarms going off in my brain but like like the rest of my body is like, shut up. This is awesome. Yeah, we soft swap and then we swapped back. I came back to you.

Yeah, and then we finished. And then we came back to him and we all finished together. That was hot. That was pretty intense. That was the best playroom experience ever. Yeah, that was really intense. Yeah.

So we all got dressed and we went out and he ordered four shots of Don don julio to celebrate yeah we all took our shot and i'm still in the back of my mind i'm thinking what the heck just happened here yeah so then um we all i think we all went to bed at that point you and i did not go to the hot tub i think we were tired we had been up so late and we just had really good sex and a nice shot of tequila so we went to bed and I'm like Mr.

Jones why in the world did you think it was just okay to scooch over there with those people without talking to them first and and you were like well when you went to the bathroom when I was waiting for you in the disco I saw them go back to the playroom and he gave me the head nod or the head nudge or whatever he made eye contact with me and he did the he did the head nod he's like come on so i got the i got the non-verbal invitation i know but when i came back from the restroom you didn't tell me i know but do you think i would just like grab another woman without any kind of communication i was kind of wondering at that point you need to learn how you need to learn how to trust me well obviously i did because everything worked out quite well yeah but unfortunately they had to leave the next morning yeah so luckily we did run into them at breakfast and we exchanged contact information and um had a couple But, yeah, they had to go home that day.

Yeah, they did. That was a bummer. But thank you. Yes. Our Nebraska friends. Yes, definitely. Yeah. So sexy and fun. Yeah. So the next day, it was a great day. The weather was great again. And this was the day that Michael and Holly were going to broadcast. Right. Right. From the pool. Yeah.

And this was the day, drum roll, that our florida friends were coming back right but they weren't coming back until three so we had like the whole morning and right an afternoon to kill so you and i tried to play cornhole that morning and yeah my mojo wasn't there yeah yeah you whooped me i did and marco told you he he walked by and he gave you the finger shake and he said you let her win and did you do that no did it come back to haunt me no well no but you whooped me that wasn't fair well sorry i knew you would come on the podcast and brag about you winning i couldn't let that happen i guess not as i said before i have a fragile ego yeah yeah okay well you proved your manhood by whooping me in cornhole yeah well at least they had new cornhole bags this time that's true yeah and then in the early afternoon they did another um pool party which was kind of fun it wasn't a foam party but they threw all the beach balls back in the pool and and that was fun.

They had a DJ like blaring the music and just try to get everybody's energy up, I guess. I don't know. It was kind of like the midweek slump because it was Wednesday. So that was really fun. And one of my favorite things I did in the pool that day is that there was this older couple there. They were probably, I don't know, 70-ish probably. They were just a great couple. They were perfectly in tune with each other. The unfortunate thing is that he had Parkinson's disease and it had, um, advanced on him a little bit and he, his motor skills were definitely affected.

Um, but he didn't let that stop him. I, we didn't mention, but they played kinky darts with us and, um, they were awesome. So they were in the pool during the pool party and when everybody was batting the beach balls around and he, he was, he could pick them up and hit the beach balls, but he didn't have the reflexes to grab them, you know, cause they, they float away really quick when they come at you. So he was having trouble grabbing the beach ball. So I was grabbing some of the beach balls and kind of feeding them to him. And then he was able to pick them up and toss them.

But I just, I really admired their relationship and, and their willingness to put themselves out there. So I guess the point, the reason I'm, I'm bringing this couple up is because when we go to the desire website, we see all the models that have posed for the professional pictures of desire. And of course those models are gorgeous. When you get to desire, those kinds of people aren't there. There's real people there.

Well, they're there, but there are real are real people there too well there's very few of those model people there right the rest of us are real people and and we're going there to have a sexy time not to show how beautiful we are or how young we are and that couple to me is just the the epitome of a solid couple who is there to have their own sexy vacation. Yeah, and we see a couple like that every time we go. Right. Right.

So if you're thinking about going to Desire, but you're afraid to actually pull the trigger and book the vacation because you think you have that five more pounds to lose or you think you're going to be the oldest couple there or whatever just book the vacation you will fit in and you're going to have a fantastic time yep so anyway my rant is done anyway so michael and holly were broadcasting yes and our friends from florida were coming back over from rm yes we were counting down the hours yeah and as soon as they got there um michael and holly were in the middle of the broadcast right so yeah they had just put their stuff down they had got in the pool with us we'd all got a drink and we were standing around talking and michael and holly were already broadcasting and then we hear in the middle of our conversation michael say and when we come back from break we're going to get the joneses to come up and talk with us.

And we were like, oh, well, okay. Yeah. So here we are naked in the pool. So we had to jump out and dry off and put a sarong on, or I guess you had to put a swimsuit on. Yeah. So for those of you who listen to Playboy Swing, Playboy Radio, the swing show with Michael and Holly, it's episode 434 where they interview us.

And we had a good a good time it was a good interview it was it was a lot of fun yeah so but we got back in the pool after that quickly to reconnect with our friends definitely yeah we spent the afternoon in the pool i think we went to the hot tub for a little while yeah went to dinner again yeah we went back to our room and we all changed and showered and went to dinner and then after dinner, we did come back and change this time. Yeah, we did because this night was burlesque night and the burlesque night.

Um, the attire for the ladies is corsets and, um, well, I guess it's just, it's corset night, right? Yeah. Yeah. So, um, she and I both put like black corsets on and little skirts and yeah and you two looked awesome together oh yeah i mean not that we looked awesome together but we were as soon as you put those corsets on we were we were hot for each other oh my gosh you were definitely there was definitely some uh chemistry there yeah yeah so the four of us went to the lobby because the show that night was in the lobby. And I have to say that burlesque show is my all time favorite.

It's pretty sexy show that I've ever seen at desire. And we've seen quite a few shows and they're all fabulous. I'm always very appreciative of the talent and the effort that goes into their shows. But there was this one girl that was just amazing. The, I mean, the energy she put into her dance and it was just, she was mesmerizing. You just couldn't stop looking at her.

She was just like the sexual chemistry was just like flowing off of her as she was like, um, interacting with the, the, uh, the guests, because I really liked the fact that the show was in the lobby because they had more room to move around. And then they also had more opportunities to interact with the guests.

Like they, they would pull a guest up, like a guy up and put him in a chair and they'd be like dancing all over him and sitting on him and like, you know, and buttoning his shirt and that kind of stuff, and that was kind of fun, but just there was just a lot of, like, sexual chemistry in that show. Very hot. Of course, I think the four of us had the sexual chemistry going on as well, and that was definitely adding to our appreciation of the show.

I think I was waiting to get through that burlesqueque show like i'm waiting for you to get through this story so we can talk about going back to our room but to me that was really good foreplay i don't know foreplay was monday night yeah i know this was more foreplay yeah i like foreplay so we went back to our room yes we did yeah yeah and we got the other action cards out of the game and we finished our game we did. Yeah. Yeah. And we got the other action cards out of the game. Yeah. And we finished our game. We did finish our game. And things escalated quickly. It was not disappointing.

Uh-uh. No. We connected on, we were sitting, the four of us were sitting on the sofa.

The two ladies were in the middle and he and I were on either, I was next to her and was next to you and as soon as the action cards came out we quickly ended the game yeah and went into the bedroom yeah yeah it was very fun oh man that was awesome and our bedroom was decorated that night i don't remember oh it was it was so it was decorated with you and our friend well you get a little towel in them every night but this night they had taken towels and put them in the shapes of heart whatever the shape of a big heart on the bed and there were rose petals everywhere it was beautiful yeah i just remember the two you two ladies intertwined on the bed i don't remember any towel animals any rose petals the whole thing the whole thing was just magical you were going at it we were you were going at it i've never seen you with another woman like that before i mean i have seen you with another woman but the two of you were just having you were just so connected i think i i mean we we didn't play with any toys um but i've never like had like full-on sex with a woman before.

I mean, we didn't have any toys, but it was just like, wow. Yeah. Yeah. We were. And he and I were just like, our jaws were on the floor. Like, Holy crap. Yeah. We were crazy. You just got to watch that. I know. Didn't want to interrupt anything. Yeah. We got a little sweaty before things even got started. Yeah. Man.

came he took you and i took her and yeah then we took our frustrations out on you guys oh my gosh because you actually had appendages that worked yeah that was really that was probably the most passionate i would say passionate time we've had yeah that was crazy Because, I mean, just four-way passion. Right. It was crazy. It was. Yeah. I mean, just four-way passion. Right. It was crazy. It was. Yeah. I mean, if we... Actually, I think we started out with you guys first before she and I came together. Yeah. So we got you guys a little worked up. A little.

Yeah, and then she and I had some fun together, and then we went back to you two. Yeah, and they were our full... We full swapped. Yeah, that was... Thank you.

up a little yeah and then she and i had some fun together and then we we went back to you too yeah and they were our full they we full swapped yeah that was um and even like last weekend when we were home we started texting them i know and they texted us back and that was probably the hottest four-way texting we've had going on that was like and i felt i said when we were done i'm like that was some crazy digital foreplay I know but I felt bad for them not really but they were with their kids at home I know and we were here by ourselves you and I threw the phones down and we went into the bedroom and we just like tore each other up yeah but anyway but that night I mean we yeah we were just like all over each other he was there was one thing i mean he was on top you were on top of him and she and i had already finished and we'll talk about that in a minute yeah he you were on top of him and he had grabbed your like your ass and your hips with his hands and he was pulling me up and down he's a strong guy and he was just pulling you back and forth yeah violently He slapped my ass a couple of times too.

Oh yeah, that's right. He did. That was hot. I know it was. It was hot. Yeah. Cause he waited until I was already crazy. So that was, geez, that was really hot. Yeah. We could, we could have just gone home right then. That would have been. Yeah. Yeah. That was definitely like the, um, the peak. Yeah. I guess. So thank you. our Florida friends. I know. What a great. That was really, really fun. Yeah. And I think we actually had tacos with them that night. We did. Yeah. That was like tradition at that point. Yeah. Because again, they had to go take a taxi back to RM. So I think we had 2 a.m.

tacos. Yeah. Delicious. So really, that was Wednesday. So really, Thursday and Friday, they were both great days. We played basketball. That's when we played basketball with Jay. I played basketball with Jay. Right, right. We met so many people on this trip. We did. We met our friends from Minnesota, our friends from Chicago, our Blue Water friends.

We met so many people from Texasas i know i like half the people i'm i don't think i'm exaggerating half the people from the resort were from texas yeah so and this this was a little bit of a different trip for us because i think i think the interview with michael and holly and people started making the connection with who we were yeah because i think some people might have either heard of our podcast or actually listened to it but didn't realize we were here we were a bit i was stunned by the number of people that knew who we were and we had so much fun socializing because we sit here in our basement and we talk to each other and we don't get often get times to connect with the people that are listening to us.

And so we enjoyed so much, even though at the end of the week we were, we were tired. I know. We just enjoyed talking with everyone. It was really, it was, it was kind of overwhelming.

I mean, you know, um, we, we know that there's people out there listening to us, but actually mean same thing in new orleans you know yeah you uh you get to put the the faces with the you know the invisible people right that we think we're talking to yeah so that was really fun yeah and just people from all over the place all over the world a couple from new jersey we met a couple from peru yeah i mean we could we we started writing down the names of the people that we met and we got up to about 25 couples and we just so i know that we're forgetting somebody but we if we've talked with you and met you we we certainly appreciate you all oh new hampshire friends from yes too yep so it was a lot of fun so yeah that thursday night after dinner we were in the lobby just kind of hanging out and and there was this couple getting a drink at the bar and they had just gotten into the resort and they were tired because they've been flying all day and uh they she was gorgeous so they ended up skipping dinner which probably wasn't smart alcohol.

Yeah. It was uniform night. So she went back and put on like this SWAT uniform. It was like black leather and she was absolutely gorgeous. So we ran into them in the disco and she and I ended up doing some serious dirty dancing that night. We had a lot of fun.

But unfortunately unfortunately because they had skipped dinner and she didn't skip any drinks they they just kind of crashed yeah um at that point which um but we had dinner with them friday night yeah we did so the next after they got a good night's sleep we managed to uh have dinner with them on friday and they were just really fun to hang out with yep but those two nights i think you and i just kind of we we would hang out in the hot tub a little while but i think we had sex we had sex in the jacuzzi bed twice yeah i think um it was either thursday night or friday night yeah and then um i know we did the last night but yeah we'll talk about that in a minute.

So Saturday morning, I wake up and there's this man leaning over me, just kind of staring at me. And I'm like, hmm, what are you doing? You were just, you were kind of just like sitting on the edge of the bed looking at me. Yeah. You weren't trying to wake me up or anything. You didn't touch me. You were just looking at me. Yeah. What's up with that? Well, you know, I don't know. We'll see you next time. Yeah. You weren't trying to wake me up or anything. You didn't touch me. You were just looking at me. Yeah. What's up with that? Well, you know, I don't know. I was thinking about that today.

I don't know if I'm going to say this right because I haven't verbalized it. So hopefully it'll come out right.

You know, one of the fears, one of the fears that I had early on in this lifestyle, especially when we we were I was going through the jealousy thing is trying to understand how to separate having sex with um the emotional the love you know the emotional part of the relationship right separating those two and I think there was always a little bit of a fear there that if I gave that part of our relationship away and shared it with other people, that it wouldn't be special between us because that was something that we always had together. You mean that sex wouldn't be special between us? Yeah.

Because it was just the two of us and now we were having other people come in and I thought, well, maybe that wouldn't be the same anymore. But I think what I've learned, and especially that week at Desire, there's a difference in making love and having sex. Yes.

And I think that, I never realized this before, but if I look back over our 30- 30 something years i think that i didn't understand the difference between the two even with you you know because obviously there's times when you do quickies and you're having fun and it's just sex but then there were times that it was more emotional and it was more making love right but i'm able to see that now and now now what i really understand is we have sex with other people and we have fun with other people and you and i have sex together and we have fun together like there's times we laugh and we joke and we try things we haven't done before and it's playful and it's fun or when you like toss me on the bed and grab my hair and, and then I'm like, what the hell is going on?

And yeah, right. But then sometimes it's like really, really tender. Yeah, exactly. And so, and, and I, I think I realized after that, that, you know, I can't have that with anybody else because I don't have that depth of emotional intimacy with anybody. So, so making love is, is something that is different than having sex. Right. And that's something that only we do. Yeah. It's, I can't even give that away if I wanted to. Right. You know, having sex with other women and you having sex with other men pales in comparison to when we make love.

And that, that morning when I was was sitting there watching you and of course no shock that I was up early drinking coffee and you were still in bed and it was the end of the vacation I was being kind of reflective on everything and I was just watching you sleep and you know just being a little bit sentimental about oh my gosh you know you're an amazing woman and I and I'm so great to have you and all this fun that we have together and you know I think you you woke up at that point in time when I was having those thoughts and then and then when I came to bed with you it was really just a more tender that was the sweetest love We've made in a long time that was just so sweet and tender that morning right yeah that's a kind that sometimes when we do that sometimes I cry and then you're always like oh my gosh what's wrong and I'm like but those are just like happy tears because they're just so the emotions are so overwhelming right like that's just the time where i realized that what we have is just so so amazing it's indescribable right and and to to a certain point i think that maybe the imbalance you've been feeling over the past couple months with the party and naughty and neurons and everything is because we've had a lack of that yeah making love and and really when the vacation was coming to a close and we had had such a good time and we were running out of energy and i don't know it just felt like it was something that i needed to do i just had to do that i i felt like when you woke up when you woke woke up i was going to be making love to you you just didn't know it so anyway i don't know if i could apply i don't know if i explained that well enough i think you did but so so if if those of you who are out there are wondering like i did like this is something that you have you know that you've promised your spouse you're going to do just the two of you and when you think about giving that away and you wonder what that's going to be like and and i can try to explain it mrs jones can try to explain it other people can try to explain it but honestly you are not going to understand it until you are in that position yourself.

There's really no way to describe the feeling that there's so much satisfaction in the lifestyle. There's so much complimentary things that go on there that make our relationship stronger. And, and I think in a way it's helped the, we make love it's so much more special now because it brings us closer sex is different right sex is different than making love and it and it becomes more obvious i guess right so that when we do have those tender moments where it's just you and i and it's an emotion it's not really we're not looking for that physical release.

We're looking for that emotional connection when we have sex. Then that is so much more special because that doesn't happen with anybody else. And it doesn't always happen with us because sometimes we're just looking for that crazy, intense physical release between you and I because we know exactly how to do it to each other. Right. And I loved you so much that we went to the foam party that day and I gave you a black eye. True story. So yes, we were in the foam party and Mr.

Jones and Marco have a little bit of a competitive marco's the staff yeah he's one of the activity staff and they have a little bit of a competitive thing going between them they play volleyball they play cornhole and basketball water polo you name it so now we're just batting beach balls around at the foam party well he attacked he attacked. He tried to ambush me. And I took a defensive position and I was jumping up and down and the foam was pretty high. And I came down and I elbowed you and I caught the edge of your sunglasses.

And at the point, at that point in time, I just thought I caught your sunglasses. And I said, oh, sorry about that. And I didn't really think it, I didn't think it was that bad either. Because, I mean, you caught me and the phone was like slippery because so your elbow slid right off of me it's not like you it was a direct hit but um yeah so yeah the next morning i woke up with a black eye yeah it was bad thank goodness we were leaving that day yeah although when we were going through the airport i was wondering if we were going to get questioned i know mr was getting some looks.

They would look at me, and then they would look at him like, you know, you terrible husband. We did meet one other couple before we left. Yes, we did. From New Jersey. Yes, on Saturday. Yeah. We met a great couple from New Jersey. Yeah. And ended up having dinner with them that night, and they were so sexy.

my goodness both of them were she wasn't feeling well no so we ended up going to disco with them and um yeah she wasn't feeling well so they um turned in early and then we did get to see them the next morning because i don't think we had to leave until like noon yeah um the next day they're not too far away they're just a quick train ride up the east coast yeah yeah so we got to catch up with them again a little bit and yeah they're a great couple so yeah i i heard somebody else say this i don't i don't know if it was c and d or if it was tna but when you go to desire one of the things you have to do is you have to check in with people and figure out when they're leaving but unfortunately we were the ones leaving that time yeah you know you make connections and then you know the timing isn't right yeah so to bring it full circle um you know the thing about desire is if you've been there before no explanation is necessary if been there, no explanation is possible.

No, it's indescribable. And we would definitely recommend it as a vacation spot if you're a gateway drug kind of into the lifestyle. Yes, it is. Well, we had a great time. Another very unique vacation. They're all different. Even though it feels like home, each of them have a different flavor and a different personality. Yep. I imagine it's going to be that way every time we go. Yeah. And stay tuned because we are going to probably within the next month or so announce when we're going to go to Pearl or maybe not Pearl, but Desire in 2017. Yes. Possibly with a couple of other podcasters.

So what did we miss? Anything? You know, we didn't give a sex fort update. Oh yeah. So the last night, Mr. Jones and I wanted to play alone. Episode, was it 11? Yes. Was from our desire trip from last year. So last year when we were there, we, one of the pool beds around the quiet end of the pool at Desire Pearl is an excellent place to have sex at night. And we ended up calling it the sex fort because we would like to pull the curtains down and kind of, you know, like making a fort out of blankets when you're a kid. So Mr.

Jones and I wanted to play in the sex fort on the last night, just the two of us. And we made our way around there and the guy was cleaning again yeah he didn't have the power washer out but he had a bucket full of chemicals and he was like with a big scrub brush and and he was cleaning all around our sex port so we had sex in a jacuzzi bed i think we had sex in a jacuzzi bed twice we did yeah we did yeah yeah unfortunately i got bug bites the last night though so i had black eye and bug bites i was a mess when we got home Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.

twice we did yeah we did yeah yeah unfortunately i got bug bites the last night though so i had black eye and bug bites i was a mess when we got home so thank you desire pearl we had we had a great time and as always everybody that we met and especially those who we played with we had a great time yeah i hope to catch you guys again so when we back, we've got a couple of sexy snapshots, and we'll put episode 28 to rest. All right. Thank you.

okay well welcome back to our last segment of the evening our snapshot segment um we have the privilege of sharing the snapshots of the first couple that we played with that week when we were at desire and um they when they got home they emailed us with Thank you. sharing the snapshots of the first couple that we played with that week when we were at Desire. And when they got home, they emailed us with some snapshots that they said that we could share on our episode. So here we go. I'm going to read the ladies version and you're going to read the gentlemen's version. Is that right? Yeah.

These are our friends from Michigan. Yes. Okay. So hers starts out. It says, my snapshot is super sexy and was within the play session. Mrs. Jones and I had just received excellent oral attention from each other's husband. As we were turning our attention to the boys, I asked Mrs. Jones if she minded helping me make one of my husband's fantasies come true. Mrs. Jones responded that she could guess what he wanted and promptly proceeded to help me give him his first double blow job. Together we blew him and his mind at the same time. I love that. I love making his fantasy come true.

It was a moment that I, and I'm sure he will never forget. Thank you, Mrs. Jones. Let me just say that that was my pleasure. I know. But when you think about that, so that couple, they're a great couple. They're going to take that story to their graves. Oh, no kidding. And you were a part of that. Oh, yeah. I mean, isn't that cool? Yeah. I mean, just like we remember the two ladies that did the same thing with you at Desire. I know. Yes. Okay. Well, here's his.

It was the next afternoon while having breakfast i guess they overslept as we recalled the night's the night's events my wife's eyes got wide all of a sudden as it hit her that you may talk about our evening on the podcast i said that i thought you might and reminded her that the details were always shared in a way to protect the not-so-innocent. I then said that my bigger fear is that the subject and title of the next podcast ends up being Mrs. Jones Takes One for the Team. No way. We both laughed out loud.

I'm'm hoping it's not but i'm really glad that she did oh thank you again from our michigan couple friends i do not take one for the team no and there and that wasn't even close oh my goodness you guys were so fun and so sexy yeah thank you for sending those snapshots yes very cool so what's yours mrs jones so mine's just mine's silly i i there's just so much going through my mind but the thing that just makes me giggle every time i think about it was um our friends that came over from rm the first night they came over when he was incapacitated and we were sitting at in the pearl restaurant it's such a beautiful classy restaurant and the four of us are having a really nice dinner together and he's talking about being incapacitated and and um then the conversation kept getting sexy i mean there was just so much chemistry among the four of us yeah i mean we were trying to talk about family and jobs and all that nonsense but it wasn't working there was just this sexual tension at the table it was ridiculous so i said something that was suggestive and he was like oh my gosh you you can't talk about that you know't.

When I get hard, it hurts because everything was just so raw. And I reached over and I put my hand on his arm. I'm like, oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to rub it in. And he was like, rub it in. You're making it worse. Rub it in.

So then, of course, that became the joke that I wanted to rub it in all night all night yes and i'm not not kidding i really did want to rub it in oh my yeah well you made up for it i know i had to wait two days but yes i had plenty of time to rub it in so my my have i'm gonna cheat and do two quick snapshots okay so my first one's not very sexy at all there was was a night that was Mardi Gras night or the night we wore the masks. What night was that? Oh, that was the lingerie night. It was lingerie and masks. Yeah. You made us wear masks.

And we got there and we both said, we don't want these masks. Well, yeah, you can't see what the masks on. So I said, well, I'm going to run back to the room.

I'll take them back to back to the room so i left i went around the corner and i ended up following a couple and i was by myself and they were in front of me and they heard me and they turned around and looked at me and at that very moment i felt like all of a sudden it went from this very sexy sensual romantic environment to me feeling creepy you were the creeper guy yeah because I was by myself and I know I mean I know I wasn't doing anything wrong but it just reminded me that you know that that vacation is about us right and we're never separated and when I went back you and I are together all the time yeah yeah and I went back to the room and I felt kind of strange just walking the side walking the place by myself Thank you.

never separated and when I went back you and I are together all the time yeah and I went back to the room and I felt kind of strange just walking the side walking the place by myself so that is not a sexy snapshot but it really you know made me stop and think that um you know this is this is not a place for single guys no you know this is a place for couples yeah desire ain't temptation that's for sure no no it's not but anyway to end on a sexy one uh the to the same couple that you were talking about with all the sexual tension and she's a petite thing and she's so full of energy but she's also very flexible yes she is i you were going to say this.

And when we were full swapping and I was with her missionary, she took her legs and straightened them out. And then she spread them like she was doing the splits. Well, like the straddle, sideways. Yeah. While I was inside of her and she just held her legs there and it was hot i didn't last much longer beyond that because that her body is amazing yeah no kidding so i yeah i couldn't i couldn't do a-sexy, just a non-sexy snapshot with that image. I had a feeling that was going to be a snapshot when you didn't say something about it earlier. I knew that would have to come out in the podcast.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was definitely a highlight. Yeah, they were so much fun. Yeah. So anyway, thanks, guys. Yes. Yeah, thanks, everyone.

So as we get get ready to wrap up 28 our website is just about finished you are almost ready to flip the switch i'm doing so much work i am so excited about this website you're learning a lot i am learning a lot and that's going to do a whole lot i just have to stop working and go ahead and release it and then just keep making improvements but i'm really excited about everything that i'm learning and i think you guys are really going to like it um so i am still working on it don't don't give up on us but in the meantime we're i mean we're making plans you know we're uh we're hoping to do more interactive stuff with our listeners we're we're planning a trip to desire that um we're going to work with other podcasters on so we we really have some uh exciting stuff coming down the road yeah well i'm we're going to start a blog on our new website and we're gonna build a community and interact with you a little bit more that way so it's really exciting so um you can please email us at MrJones at WeGotAThing.com, M-R-J-O-N-E-S at WeGotAThing.com or MrsJones, M-R-S-J-O-N-E-S at WeGotAThing.com And don't forget, I know somebody out there wants to be the 69th iTunes review.

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